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  • @tdlegend3061
    @tdlegend3061 5 лет назад +130

    The Battle Of Geonosis:
    Map: Ancient Sandbox
    Red: Separatists:
    25 Candleheads as the laser-wielding insect things
    10 muskets as snipers
    1 shogun as Count Dooku
    1 pirate queen? as Jango Fett
    1 halfling as Boba Fett
    3 Mammoths as Beasts
    Blue: Republic:
    25 samurai as Jedi
    1 Musket as Padme
    15 Blunderbuss as Clone Troopers
    4 Shogun as Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda and Mace Windu

    • @davevalmonte8956
      @davevalmonte8956 5 лет назад +3

      Benjamin Yeo That would be an easy win for the clam jam

    • @icycolalemonade739
      @icycolalemonade739 5 лет назад

      This is super hard to read but really easy to place

  • @sleepyboi1205
    @sleepyboi1205 5 лет назад +153

    1:32
    “What’s the difference?”
    - Patrick Star

    • @darkkakarot6694
      @darkkakarot6694 5 лет назад +12

      Well that’s fucking messed up, I love it

    • @FlowerVoidedthe1st
      @FlowerVoidedthe1st 4 года назад +4

      Yea that’s just as messed up as this channel
      That’s why I watch cap!

    • @kingderp8695
      @kingderp8695 3 года назад +3

      the fucking what???

  • @jumpingjack9978
    @jumpingjack9978 5 лет назад +67

    “Live, fly, die.”
    15 Valkyries
    10 firework archers
    1 reaper

  • @Blumpkinthehobbit
    @Blumpkinthehobbit Год назад +524

    Ah... memories

  • @ethanwilliams3882
    @ethanwilliams3882 5 лет назад +18

    Join the dark side
    1 reaper(the leader
    2 sword masters (the bodyguards)
    2 catapults (your favorite)
    12 fire archers
    15 skeletons
    Love ya Captain sauce keep it up you bring a smile to my day every time I whach you

  • @saltylmao
    @saltylmao 5 лет назад +42

    The Demons Revenge:
    1 Grim reaper: Front
    15 Skeleton archer: Back line
    5 Skeleton warrior: Mid Lane
    3 Pumpkin Catapult: Back lane (Behind skeleton archer)
    10 Vampires: Front lane (Behind Grim Reaper
    4 Snake archer: Left and Right Corner

  • @Luring_Leon
    @Luring_Leon 5 лет назад +72

    Custom battle
    Battle of Endor
    Red empire
    20 fire archers as stormtroopers
    Zues as the palpitine
    Night as darth Vader
    4 wheel barrels as speeders
    2 mammoths as walkers
    And healers as meadics
    Blue rebles
    Han is a fire work archer
    A king as Luke
    A spear thrower as liea
    40 hobbits as ewoks
    1 momath as a walker chewie stole
    Bull as chewie
    5 valciers as flying ewoks thanks if you pick

  • @kevinl6542
    @kevinl6542 4 года назад +220

    13:49
    Captainssauce : he,s just sleeping
    Bomb thrower : oh ok I’ll wake him up

  • @stewy9686
    @stewy9686 5 лет назад +87

    THE SAUCE FAMILY
    Kevin: Tree Giant
    Emma: Pirate Queen
    Apple: Artemis
    Tommy: Vlad
    Evie: Harvester
    Barbie: Reaper
    Taco: Snuffy
    Get loled

  • @tysontoscano6767
    @tysontoscano6767 5 лет назад +86

    The art class:
    In a circle battle my army on the inside
    The muse: holy snuffy and Zeus
    The muse is surrounded by artist
    The teacher: the executioner

    • @InkyDustMan
      @InkyDustMan 5 лет назад +9

      Why not have the teacher as the teacher?

  • @bulldozerplays
    @bulldozerplays 5 лет назад +143

    School:
    5 teachers on one team
    And the cheapest of each faction

    • @dlsn5
      @dlsn5 5 лет назад +7

      Tribal clubber
      Farmer halfling
      Medieval bard
      Ancient shield bearer
      Viking headbutter
      Dynasty samurai
      Renaissance painter
      Pirate flintlock
      Spooky skeleton warrior
      Secret balloner

    • @emmalenemedeiros5841
      @emmalenemedeiros5841 5 лет назад

      Do not do this

  • @polarxgaming7529
    @polarxgaming7529 5 лет назад +277

    This was uploaded on the day Pokemon Sword and Shield released, so a ton of knights versus a ton of shields (I think that’s a unit)

    • @amied7361
      @amied7361 3 года назад +7

      You meaning protectors

    • @aponsharminsharminapon4069
      @aponsharminsharminapon4069 3 года назад +7

      WHAT do you want to know the feeling better soon as possible for you and your family members can also use it for me please let us know when you're free for me please let me know the first thing about this is that the feeling better now

    • @cmac08
      @cmac08 3 года назад +14

      Squires Vs shieldbearers?

    • @PuppyMaster504
      @PuppyMaster504 2 года назад +8

      Yeah it’s called the protector and shield bearer. (And a knight is a unit)

    • @PuppyMaster504
      @PuppyMaster504 2 года назад +5

      @@aponsharminsharminapon4069 what? Ever heard of periods and commas?

  • @WilliamPertzer
    @WilliamPertzer 5 лет назад +251

    "They're protecting him like the president"
    Because he IS the president

    • @abrady0
      @abrady0 5 лет назад +4

      Pertzer Buh and the president is about to be impeached

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 5 лет назад

      Pertzer Buh Facts

    • @BBelugawhale
      @BBelugawhale 5 лет назад

      GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!

    • @TheBestGrapefruitGuy
      @TheBestGrapefruitGuy 5 лет назад +1

      @@spin1893 Mistow Obama pwease hewp I'm dwoning!
      ...
      Pwease I'll do anything mistow Obama!
      ... Anything?
      Anything for you Obama!
      Then *_P E R I S H_*

    • @royalteddy6728
      @royalteddy6728 4 года назад

      100 kings

  • @Capt.Beaunrr
    @Capt.Beaunrr 5 лет назад +41

    Tall vs small.
    See how many halflings it takes to defeat all of the Giants.

  • @elliotthannam8374
    @elliotthannam8374 5 лет назад +159

    For Honor:
    I would recommend putting them in 4 groups on the battlefield(being the in game factions)
    Knights:
    1 Squire (Warden)
    1 Mace Spinner (Conqueror)
    1 Jester (Peacekeeper)
    1 Halberd (Lawbringer)
    1 Shield Bearer (Centurion)
    1 Farmer (Gladiator)
    1 Knight (Black Prior)
    Vikings:
    1 Jarl (Raider)
    1 Brawler (Warlord)
    1 Berserker (Berserker)
    1 Valkyrie (Valkyrie)
    1 Headbutter (Shaman)
    1 King (Highlander)
    1 Shouter (Jormungandr)
    Samurai:
    1 Shogun (Kensei)
    1 Samurai (Orochi)
    1 Vlad (Shugoki)
    1 Sarisa (Nobushi)
    1 Ninja (Shinobi)
    1 Cheiftain (Aramusha)
    1 Executioner (Hitokiri)
    Wu Lin:
    1 Fencer (Tiandi)
    1 Lady Red Jade. (Jiang Jung)
    1 Taekwondo (Nuxia)
    1 Monkey King (Shaolin)
    1 Firework Archer (Zhanhu)
    I did my best, I've been thinking about this one for a while, and it took me almost an hour to come up with all the units(and another 15 min. making it better), and not all of them are perfect, however I'd say most of the picks I made were good
    You could either have them fight each other, fight them all at once, or(my personal favorite option) fight each faction individually
    If you were to fight them I'd say use the equal money spent rules
    Hope it gets picked. I tried reposting it on the new video but I strongly doubt it will be noticed, so odds are Cap isn't going to see this, but to be fair I wasn't expecting anyone to notice this much less 115 people, so even if it isn't picked for the next video, I have no regrets, and I'm pretty proud of this

  • @remisanplays2490
    @remisanplays2490 4 года назад +19

    13:48
    Bomb trower: i think his dead
    Another bomb trower: here lets check ''trows a bomb to the VIH''

  • @aidanderesendes7124
    @aidanderesendes7124 5 лет назад +52

    The " return of the neon faction"
    10 Samurai as the projectile shield
    5 fencers as the normal Jedi
    10 fire archers as the laser pistol dudes
    3 musketeer as the sniper
    And 2 cannons as laser cannons

    • @bb-mf3sq
      @bb-mf3sq 5 лет назад +1

      Suiced guy could be the guys who carry bombs and slam them down

    • @grunch346
      @grunch346 4 года назад +1

      Tesla would obviously be zeus but only one. He’s too powerful

    • @noyou8214
      @noyou8214 4 года назад

      b b bombs on a stick you mean?

    • @Looona_fan
      @Looona_fan 9 месяцев назад

      Crazy that they are actually here.

    • @Iasked-pp4sn
      @Iasked-pp4sn Месяц назад

      ​@@Looona_fanfr

  • @macklowry5816
    @macklowry5816 5 лет назад +392

    I think this would be a good idea for a battle:
    One of each of your 10 favorite units vs one of each of your 10 least favorite units.

    • @jumpmanguy
      @jumpmanguy 5 лет назад +12

      mammoth, clam, and firework sou D's op together

    • @saiunknown_2718
      @saiunknown_2718 5 лет назад +7

      Mack Lowry yeah and he had the use his least favorites to win

    • @_Myrhl
      @_Myrhl 5 лет назад +5

      So clam, clam, clam, reaper, reaper, reaper,reaper, clam
      Vs every other unit

    • @suro9752
      @suro9752 5 лет назад +2

      Darien Zheng That's 4 but ok

    • @suro9752
      @suro9752 5 лет назад

      Darien Zheng 8 I mean but 4 of each sry

  • @ThatsJustO2M
    @ThatsJustO2M 5 лет назад +20

    THE EXPLOSION:
    Map - Any
    Units - 4 Bomb Cannons in the back.
    10 Bomb on a Stick's in the front.
    15 Firework Archers in the middle.
    20 Bomb throwers in front of the Firework Archers.
    And SCREW IT, a wobbly jouster on each side of the army.

    • @ThatsJustOTM
      @ThatsJustOTM 5 лет назад

      Thats gonna be a massacre.

    • @stevenash7803
      @stevenash7803 5 лет назад

      Lol it's going to destroy Eveythink

    • @davevalmonte8956
      @davevalmonte8956 5 лет назад

      OneTooMany That would be an easy win for the clam jam

    • @ThatsJustO2M
      @ThatsJustO2M 5 лет назад

      Thanks for so many likes! It's the most i have ever had. but yeah the clams might destroy the army...

  • @davidniedermeyer8285
    @davidniedermeyer8285 4 года назад +73

    "this is the stupidest thing I've done in this game."
    He says that so much.

  • @jackeverhart9962
    @jackeverhart9962 5 лет назад +117

    Royalty:
    1 king
    1 pirate queen
    10 squires
    5 knights
    And a mammoth with 5 priests (holy snuffy is true royalty)

    • @Doinkees
      @Doinkees 5 лет назад +4

      Na na na 1 Mammoth with 100 PRIESTES ULTRA HOLY SNUFFY

    • @Ninjahattori15
      @Ninjahattori15 5 лет назад

      @@Doinkees banana 1000⁰0000000000 presets the holy moly ultra priest soly large extra holy snuffy

    • @Doinkees
      @Doinkees 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ninjahattori15 how about 837463783733838272637837384749392726474973738363737383736883838275272837739028261792836372972628293736820273638735383 priests and 1 Qa Snuffys

    • @mohamadqaqoor9514
      @mohamadqaqoor9514 5 лет назад +1

      Make them fight against 3 catsbols 2 blasts and 2 scarcraws and maybe 22 hackings for the tadt

    • @Ninjahattori15
      @Ninjahattori15 5 лет назад +1

      @@Doinkees how about 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999priests and ZU Snuffys

  • @zacharyfoltz1950
    @zacharyfoltz1950 5 лет назад +21

    The ten army:
    10 balloon archers
    10 samurai
    10 hoplites
    10 bomb throwers
    10 berserkers

    • @davevalmonte8956
      @davevalmonte8956 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan Foltz That would be an easy win for the clam jam

  • @HotPotFam
    @HotPotFam 5 лет назад +41

    Perspective: right to left
    Map: medieval 1 (the one with the natural bridge)
    (Small gap between the team line and the front lines): 2 rows of 10 shield bearers (in each row) a row of 10 spears behind them and a row of 10 halberds too
    (The middle lines): 2 rows of 5 Archers
    (Back lines): 2 rectangular formation of 6 Hoplites each (one on the left and on the right

    • @Some_Kid11
      @Some_Kid11 5 лет назад

      ?

    • @CT-CTCheckmate
      @CT-CTCheckmate 5 лет назад

      @@Some_Kid11 ?

    • @kodi3722
      @kodi3722 5 лет назад

      Wee the positions and certain map with formations is a bit much

    • @tarekayub2904
      @tarekayub2904 5 лет назад

      👌

    • @HotPotFam
      @HotPotFam 5 лет назад

      Kodi That’s the kind of battles I’m most interested in and sadly not many RUclipsrs play those kinds of battles.

  • @gustav7179
    @gustav7179 5 лет назад +252

    "We need to be both babysitter and mass murderer"
    -CaptainSauce
    edit: why are you people liking this comment

  • @SyrupSnake
    @SyrupSnake 5 лет назад +140

    Captain Sauce hope you see this but:
    1 of every single unit in the game
    You have the same amount of money as the opposing team.

    • @gonkdroid3078
      @gonkdroid3078 5 лет назад +1

      SyrupSnake my strat: a bunch of reapers

    • @ExpertMusic2890
      @ExpertMusic2890 5 лет назад

      You copied my army

    • @hedananddazai5704
      @hedananddazai5704 5 лет назад +5

      Sans Skeleton he could just win with the exact same army

    • @gonkdroid3078
      @gonkdroid3078 5 лет назад +3

      Joey Lee yeah but reapers are almost a guaranteed win

    • @gonkdroid3078
      @gonkdroid3078 5 лет назад

      Joey Lee actually or clams

  • @turtlehub2731
    @turtlehub2731 5 лет назад +158

    Turlte Formation:
    a row of 5 hay balers
    then behind them 5 hoplites
    then behind them 5 snake archers,
    then behind them 5 preists (healing the hoplites)
    plz like so captin sauce can see

    • @JustAGamerPerson
      @JustAGamerPerson 5 лет назад +5

      This is actually a pretty good formation. I mean, the hay balers could take an initial volley of arrows, while arrows that come after likely will hit the hoplites shields. The hoplites, healed by the priests, could take on some melee was units, while the snake archers could shoot the enemy teams melee units, and kill them easily.
      It doesn’t matter that you asked for likes, because of course you would if you wanted captainsauce to see it.

    • @bigpainful
      @bigpainful 5 лет назад +4

      Turtle hub is your favorite numder 6🙏

    • @turtlehub2731
      @turtlehub2731 5 лет назад +3

      @@bigpainful yes

    • @stukature
      @stukature 4 года назад +2

      @@bigpainful how the heck did you know?

    • @jackstacklin6025
      @jackstacklin6025 4 года назад +1

      @@stukature *WITCHCRAFT*

  • @dinosaurusmaximus8506
    @dinosaurusmaximus8506 5 лет назад +133

    "This is the STUPIDEST thing I've ever done in this game!"
    Whelp. We know this is gonna be a GOOD episode

  • @riannaughton8316
    @riannaughton8316 4 года назад +61

    21:00
    The hobbit falling off the bridge and drowning in the back made me laugh so hard

    • @domleo0815
      @domleo0815 2 года назад +1

      Now I’m laughing at it

    • @Sarius2011
      @Sarius2011 Год назад

      thx that made my day

  • @JoanDarden
    @JoanDarden 5 лет назад +42

    Jesters VS A ton of skeleton warriors
    What happens when there is no nut to kick?
    And what about jesters VS halflings?
    The nuts are too small and that is child abuse.

  • @Tar-u5j
    @Tar-u5j 5 лет назад +10

    The overkill squad: 20-30 cheerleaders
    15 clams
    15 snake archers
    15 scarecrows
    And 10 skeleton warriors as bait (all the way in the front these go)
    (And the ranged units go in the back)

    • @davevalmonte8956
      @davevalmonte8956 5 лет назад

      Mickey Mouse This, This is a sure win because of the clam jams

  • @mundaneheavy
    @mundaneheavy 5 лет назад +62

    Waltz of the meatball man: halflings in a giant circle filled in with sheilds from the cave men ages against 20 farmers in a stickman formation.
    Thanks for the read.

  • @frougee
    @frougee 2 года назад +25

    You know why blumpkin always charges into battle?
    He wants to be a hero, to be honored, to be rememebered, and to hopfully not get
    Completley wooled .

  • @crus8803
    @crus8803 5 лет назад +52

    12:06
    *” C’mere I ain’t done with ya “*

  • @vashtheflashstampede
    @vashtheflashstampede 5 лет назад +17

    Spoopy:
    2 Reapers
    4 Sword Casters
    25 skeleton archers
    25 skeleton warriors

    • @davevalmonte8956
      @davevalmonte8956 5 лет назад +1

      That would be an easy win for the clam jam

    • @KatiesKhaos22
      @KatiesKhaos22 5 лет назад

      I was going to comment a army similar to this

  • @gamerfam5133
    @gamerfam5133 5 лет назад +19

    Battleground:
    10 muskets
    10 bombthrowers
    1painter
    Oh and 3 cannons

  • @owenwilson3320
    @owenwilson3320 5 лет назад +84

    the secret challenge:
    just put down one of every secret unit and back them up with a cheerleader

    • @noyou8214
      @noyou8214 4 года назад +10

      Hold up, so there would be 2 cheerleaders because a cheerleader is a secret unit and you said to back up with a cheerleader.

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 года назад +2

      @@noyou8214 I think they meant to back up each and every unit with a cheerleader tho lol

    • @chineselady9488
      @chineselady9488 4 года назад

      SOVIET UNION COMMUNIST PROPAGANDIST:LET'S RESTORE no he's just saying that there would be a cheer leader cheering a cheer leader

    • @nothingness4068
      @nothingness4068 4 года назад

      @@chineselady9488 nani

    • @nothingness4068
      @nothingness4068 4 года назад

      @@tdbottime6792 Your pc would like to commit suicide

  • @tempobeatz4674
    @tempobeatz4674 5 лет назад +14

    Battle: Chivalry
    Map: Samurai Halloween Map
    3 Knights, 10 squires, 4 priests, 8 archers, and 1 king
    You must defend the sword caster and you get 1500 gold
    May the best commander win.

    • @davevalmonte8956
      @davevalmonte8956 5 лет назад

      TempoBeatZ That would be an easy win for the clam jam

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 5 лет назад +1

      @@davevalmonte8956 Stop replying to EVER SUGGESTION with that. You're not funny.

    • @tempobeatz4674
      @tempobeatz4674 5 лет назад

      I swear if mine gets picked and he uses clams and wins, I will be FUMIN'

  • @loganrobson8624
    @loganrobson8624 5 лет назад +67

    Battle: defend the treasure
    the vikings and pirates have teamed up to get the treasure
    on one ship there will be 1 pirate captain, 1 pirate queen, 3 blunderbuss, 4 cannons, 6 bomb throwers, 8 harpoons, and 14 flint locks. on the other side 1 yarl, 2 valkyries, 6 frost archers, 8 berserkers, 8 viking brawlers, and 12 headbutters.
    your army will be the natives that are defending the treasure
    If it's to laggy then you could say the vikings are arriving late so then you fight the pirate army first then the vikings or you could say the minute the allies set foot on the island they instantly betrayed each other and then you would end up fighting whoever won

  • @callumander4141
    @callumander4141 5 лет назад +14

    Battle of Isandlwana
    Red (British)
    25 muskets (line)
    10 fencers (scattered)
    3 bomb cannons
    pirate captain (as leader)
    Zulu
    Blue (Zulu)
    40 clubbers (scattered)
    15 spear throwers (scattered line)
    5 pirate flintlocks (captured guns)
    2 chieftains (leaders)
    10 protectors
    Thanks for looking!
    i would love to see this battle!

  • @brandonlasek4701
    @brandonlasek4701 5 лет назад +1

    ARMY:
    15 Balloon Archers
    8 Fencers
    3 Ballistas
    8 Harpooners (At front)
    20 Clubers (At back)

  • @silverpanthergaming2071
    @silverpanthergaming2071 5 лет назад +10

    Just some knights. 25 knights in the back 10 squires in the front and 15 archers on the sides

  • @synin4377
    @synin4377 5 лет назад +48

    My army
    1 holy snuffie
    And three reapers guarding him
    2 cheered on artemis’ on either side
    15 raptors in the front
    All lead by the king and pirate queen who are in the middle

    • @buzzzsaw2381
      @buzzzsaw2381 5 лет назад

      Nick Thomas money limit?

    • @underdog2559
      @underdog2559 5 лет назад

      holy snuffy is a god

    • @tattman123495
      @tattman123495 5 лет назад

      Nick Thomas that will be impossible for captain to beat

    • @viridihasanuke1721
      @viridihasanuke1721 5 лет назад

      To op mate

    • @cloudshmof9563
      @cloudshmof9563 5 лет назад

      Tudo that’s easy just go with one mil skeleton archers totally not breaking the money limit

  • @kornorith8792
    @kornorith8792 5 лет назад +100

    Play chess pls
    King:King
    Queen:pirate Queen
    Bichup: healer
    Knight: Knight on horse
    Tower thing in chess: shield barer
    Pawn: hobbit

    • @tectonic5719
      @tectonic5719 5 лет назад +13

      the tower is a rook
      also its spelled bishop
      this is a great idea though

    • @deanelledobson8237
      @deanelledobson8237 5 лет назад +1

      the hunters
      1 monky king 10 fire work archer 2 connons

    • @theroyalegamer8135
      @theroyalegamer8135 5 лет назад +1

      It's called a rook

    • @sayedsarfaraz6770
      @sayedsarfaraz6770 5 лет назад +2

      He did it already

    • @That--Guy
      @That--Guy 5 лет назад

      Spencer Ingram
      The tower thing is a rook

  • @SloppyJoe-ke7gq
    @SloppyJoe-ke7gq 5 лет назад +28

    Army
    The Yeet Squad:
    1Boulder Thrower (whatever the name is)
    10 Cheerleaders
    5 Healers (Priest)
    Budget: 3000

    • @UnversTnkerr
      @UnversTnkerr 5 лет назад

      the're called *_STONERS_*

    • @EnderGamez-
      @EnderGamez- 4 года назад

      Beat em

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 года назад +1

      That's not very fair those units all together are worth a lot more than 3000 heck he can't even afford a da Vinci tank with that they're 4000

  • @rowanmelia1054
    @rowanmelia1054 5 лет назад +16

    Iron wall:
    A row a 10 ice archers
    20 shield bearers
    20 of the cave man shields
    The a row of archers behind that
    Sorry that idk all the units name and spelling might be off be sorry

    • @clonechoopa31
      @clonechoopa31 5 лет назад

      The Cave Man Shields are actually called Protectors believe it or not. Seeing as they're about as a good as a sack of potatoes in a sniper fight let alone protecting anything.

    • @rowanmelia1054
      @rowanmelia1054 5 лет назад

      Oof thx

  • @kindofhuman8147
    @kindofhuman8147 5 лет назад +41

    Olympus:
    One unit representing each god, I’ll let you decide

  • @enling0309
    @enling0309 5 лет назад +25

    THE ATTACK ON TITAN:
    10 samurai giants
    10 tree giants
    10 ice giants
    10 yarls

    • @a_person367
      @a_person367 5 лет назад +2

      and a holy mammoth

    • @davevalmonte8956
      @davevalmonte8956 5 лет назад +1

      En ling That would be an easy win for the clam jam

  • @aidennichols2361
    @aidennichols2361 2 года назад +2

    “ Yeah we can bite some ducks if we want to” - Captainsauce

  • @JulyTheNeon
    @JulyTheNeon 5 лет назад +82

    i just wanna see holy snuffy plow through a metric crap ton of skeletons and watch the bones fly...and lag everything to hell XD

  • @dekuscrubcandybar2195
    @dekuscrubcandybar2195 5 лет назад +6

    Spooky Scary Tornadoes
    Red: 3 mace spinner tornadoes. (Cheerleaders and mace spinner.)
    Blue: 30 Skeleton warriors and 10 Skeleton archers.
    (I just want to see bones being thrown around in the tornado.)

  • @tayyang2265
    @tayyang2265 5 лет назад +77

    Beat my other army:
    Every secret unit

    • @breeboots3344
      @breeboots3344 5 лет назад

      ok

    • @Erica-qr4je
      @Erica-qr4je 5 лет назад

      Impossible

    • @kirstyjerkic4362
      @kirstyjerkic4362 5 лет назад

      Erica ikr

    • @superjes1712
      @superjes1712 5 лет назад

      @@Erica-qr4je nope. Just buy a tooooooon of balista. Or one balista and a bunch of cheerleaders, at the back of the map. Beats just about everything.

    • @mantidae0
      @mantidae0 4 года назад

      Superpowered balista?

  • @nikolabrankovic2130
    @nikolabrankovic2130 3 года назад +5

    I love how the last samurai stands side by side with blumken

  • @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave
    @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave 5 лет назад +18

    Try this battle: (P.S something awesome happens when you cheerlead Blackbeard)
    35 Cheerleaders
    1 Blackbeard
    vs
    whatever you want.

  • @veronicamejia5010
    @veronicamejia5010 5 лет назад +26

    The revolution
    15 farmers
    10 haflings
    4 muskets
    16 haybailors

  • @LordyWordy
    @LordyWordy 5 лет назад +12

    Sees notification: OH I NEED TO STOP MY VIDEO RIGHT NOW!
    Please like my comment
    Also who's been a fan before 2019
    Comment challenge: the Hobbit is Snuffy the mammoth and any protectors you want. The enemy will be made up of 8 skeleton Archer, 9 ice archers, 20 normal achers, and 2 Ballista, 2 snake launchers
    All in the map with white buildings
    Budget: 16,000

  • @aggressivewaffles6531
    @aggressivewaffles6531 5 лет назад +106

    My army:
    Snakes and clams with cheerleaders

    • @nekumos2571
      @nekumos2571 5 лет назад +6

      How many snakes and clams AND cheerleaders?

    • @grapefruit8769
      @grapefruit8769 4 года назад +3

      HOW MANY

    • @jadenwale4774
      @jadenwale4774 4 года назад +1

      Noah Williams ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @spycrab2099
      @spycrab2099 4 года назад

      King with all the preists in the universe

    • @xenodrone3367
      @xenodrone3367 4 года назад

      @@nekumos2571 yes

  • @kagu2811
    @kagu2811 5 лет назад +33

    Difficult level: *exists
    Clam Jam: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

  • @TonyskalYT
    @TonyskalYT 5 лет назад +108

    Me: ahh a new episode
    Captain sause: LET GO OF HIS DICK ARE YOU INSANE
    Me: this will be a good episode.

  • @yunglo6873
    @yunglo6873 5 лет назад +25

    Gods vs. Warriors. All gods face against the “talented” warriors.
    You control the warriors, you have half as much money as the gods

  • @Kream_Kat
    @Kream_Kat 5 лет назад +1

    Fire Formation: 4Dragons 9musketeers 2skelatal archers and to top it to put out the fire 1 ice gaint

  • @Neochrono
    @Neochrono 5 лет назад +32

    Its raining arrows: every archer unit

    • @gopnikgaming
      @gopnikgaming 4 года назад +2

      Bro if he does that his pc is gonna explode

    • @holyassasin0544
      @holyassasin0544 4 года назад

      @Red Void09 there is a Max to how much a unit can be cheered.

  • @TFSMF2
    @TFSMF2 5 лет назад +6

    Hey, Csauce, Leo here
    Play pop up pirate
    Use circular line
    Inside: a captain/blackbeard (the pirate) surrounded by some blunderbusses (the barrel)
    Outside: As many sword casters and candleheads as you feel necessary (the players)
    Map: pirate or simulation

  • @godricktheminecrafted3113
    @godricktheminecrafted3113 5 лет назад +7

    My army: KA BOOM BOOM
    30 bomb cannons
    2 pirate queens
    40 bombs on sticks
    20 bomb throwers

  • @imbetter678
    @imbetter678 4 года назад +8

    7:06 "I though we were doing well"- CaptainSauce (in a very low voice) (by which he means they)

  • @aprilbranam4428
    @aprilbranam4428 5 лет назад +9

    The dark armada: 1reaper 4skeleton archers 10 or so skeleton warriors and 3 "dark" preists garding the reaper and 2 bone mages

  • @samozelic1720
    @samozelic1720 5 лет назад +63

    Try to beat this:
    One hobit.

  • @personthatgames4602
    @personthatgames4602 5 лет назад +6

    My army:
    Name: the monster Mash
    5 sword casters
    15 Vampires
    1 reaper
    5 CLAMS
    10 candle heads
    20 skeleton Archers
    20 Skeleton warriors
    2 pumpkin catapults
    2 scarecrows
    total Units : 80

  • @Sl_lava_z16
    @Sl_lava_z16 Год назад +2

    The gasp when he thought a squire killed blumpkin 😂

  • @BoneTea
    @BoneTea 5 лет назад +9

    Here's an army:
    Two swordcasters in the back,
    One ballista way in the back,
    Fifteen skeleton warriors in a line up front,
    Finally, ten snake archers in the back with the swordcasters.

    • @AspenFalls0907
      @AspenFalls0907 5 лет назад

      Say the map,and what side smh

    • @BoneTea
      @BoneTea 5 лет назад

      I don't really care where he puts it, not gonna lie

  • @samnangplong4674
    @samnangplong4674 5 лет назад +16

    Probably gonna die Army:
    2 Ballista in the back
    2 catapult also in the back
    20 musket in a line
    25 Brawler at the front
    2 Knight
    2 jouster
    And 1 mammouth

  • @kentarousiejak
    @kentarousiejak 5 лет назад +4

    Snuffy's official army
    5 samurai 10 ninjas and 1 holy snuffy and 2 reapers

  • @bakedmilk7214
    @bakedmilk7214 4 года назад +6

    “Justice Rains From Above”
    12 hirachas and 4 ballista surrounding you.

    • @LVortex55
      @LVortex55 3 года назад

      Hirachas?!

    • @bakedmilk7214
      @bakedmilk7214 3 года назад

      @@LVortex55 I knew I couldn’t spell but how did I mess it up that bad

  • @gloriascott3816
    @gloriascott3816 5 лет назад +4

    Pure War: Half of all factions vs the other half
    you decide how it plays out.

    • @davevalmonte8956
      @davevalmonte8956 5 лет назад

      gloria scott pls do this cap i’ll pay for your computer if it breaks

  • @electriccougar4257
    @electriccougar4257 5 лет назад +9

    20:19 i will need something to fight these hobitziz
    -captainsauce 2019

  • @tube_0028
    @tube_0028 5 лет назад +5

    The dark army
    2:reaper
    2: pumpkin catapults
    6:vampires
    10:skeletons
    10:skeleton archers

  • @Bad_animationz
    @Bad_animationz Год назад +1

    “We’ll get some skeleton archers” proceeds to place skeleton warriors

  • @loungekat2270
    @loungekat2270 5 лет назад +19

    The Holy bumpkin: 20 priests and one Halfling

    • @_Myrhl
      @_Myrhl 5 лет назад +1

      Lounge Kat the holy hand grenade
      Priest and bomb thrower, and maybe cheerleaders

  • @HurricaneSteve
    @HurricaneSteve 5 лет назад +11

    17:18 that is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @Roll1d2
    @Roll1d2 5 лет назад +8

    My army: too many HOLY hobbits

  • @sarahward601
    @sarahward601 4 года назад +1

    Justice rains from above!!!
    4 Berserkers
    6 Valkyries.
    an Huaraches.

  • @epicwafflesbeanwater9167
    @epicwafflesbeanwater9167 5 лет назад +5

    Captain sauce: hmmm what do I do with secret units
    Me: JUST USE THE BOMB CANNON

  • @anthonyu3756
    @anthonyu3756 5 лет назад +6

    The brother in arms challenge: You must have at two foot soldiers and one priest

  • @usernameunavailable8091
    @usernameunavailable8091 5 лет назад +5

    Army recommendation: The end of an era: 5 snuffies, 20 raptors, and 2 reapers(representing the ice age)

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 5 лет назад +27

    This was the best thing I’ve ever seen in TABS. I want more Blumpkin! He’s the drunkest, most entertaining hobbit in the Shire. 😂 The parading of his body around just killed me. Lol

  • @newspaperzombie2082
    @newspaperzombie2082 5 лет назад +4

    TF2 Squad
    Map: medieval 2
    1 Clubber as scout
    1 Chu ko nu as heavy
    1 Bomb thrower as Demoman
    1 Firework archer as soldier
    1 Healer/priest as medic (behind Chu ko nu)
    1 Skeleton archer as pyro
    1 Blunderbuss as engineer
    1 Jester as spy
    1 Musketeer as sniper (way behind the the team)
    And one archer as engineer's sentry gun
    Please do

  • @tenzin5096
    @tenzin5096 5 лет назад +4

    The laggy war
    Red team: 10 clams and 5 scarecrows in 2 rows and a bunch of skeletons warriors
    Vs
    Blue team: two pumpkin catapults and a Hawacha

    • @kodi3722
      @kodi3722 5 лет назад

      100 subscribers with One video challenge you suggest one side not both

  • @bonegloveGG
    @bonegloveGG 5 лет назад +5

    The arrowhead: 20 cheerleaders 2 archers 2 Artemis 1 hwach

  • @fredijutsthe-second1902
    @fredijutsthe-second1902 5 лет назад +6

    Vietnam:
    Red team:
    The most expensive units it every faction plus tree giant,samurai giant
    Blue team:
    The second and third most expensive unit in every faction and ice giant

    • @draglegking3989
      @draglegking3989 4 года назад

      Artemis really tree giant + samurai giant really reaper de Vinci + ice giant

  • @andrewendruschat1166
    @andrewendruschat1166 5 лет назад +8

    "Let go of that man's *DING DONG*"
    Sauce-2019

  • @justmik5542
    @justmik5542 5 лет назад +4

    My army: World Domination / Global LFPS (Laggy Frames Per Second)
    1 of every single unit in tabs
    even secret units
    and yes even fan bearers

  • @stormgate3079
    @stormgate3079 5 лет назад +9

    If I may submit an army:
    20 cheerleaders
    3 explody catapults
    5 ballistae
    Budget: 2500

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt 2 года назад +2

    18:24 no, they just made a bad level, any archer or musket or similar range unit would instakill the scarecrows

  • @Springdude11
    @Springdude11 5 лет назад +7

    I'm suggesting this again: Battle of Ice: 1 Ice Giant, 2 Ulurs, and 12 Ice Archers.
    Half of the archers and 1 Ulur will be on one side of the Ice Ginat while the other half will be on the other, also the Ice Giant would be a tad farther back than the rest of the artic army.

  • @sahlinegassi5456
    @sahlinegassi5456 5 лет назад +46

    Remember the summoners? Try setting them to summon two units: a weak, spammable melee unit and a summoner. This means that they will spam weak units in increasing waves as more and more summoners spawn. Try possessing one unit to fight off the horde.

  • @braydenjones2539
    @braydenjones2539 5 лет назад +11

    All the kings horses and all the kings me
    10 squires
    15 archers
    2 jousters
    And 1 king

  • @Hatrixious
    @Hatrixious 4 года назад +2

    "Satan's Hell"
    2 Reaper
    10 Painters
    10 Cactus
    30 Hobbits
    1 Mammoth
    3 ice giants
    2: Dead Eyes

  • @caraengel8849
    @caraengel8849 5 лет назад +36

    Battle:
    SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE
    1 of all of the units in the game vs 1 of all of the units in the game, can be in any position, any strategy, ext

  • @BigBaller419
    @BigBaller419 5 лет назад +7

    Melee vs Range: All melee units against all ranged (with secret units and u can call me Pit😁)

    • @miloswanson6873
      @miloswanson6873 5 лет назад

      Pit your idea is great

    • @miloswanson6873
      @miloswanson6873 5 лет назад

      @@Phi_Lix HEY HOW BOUT YOU TAKE YOUR NEGATIVEITY AND PUNCH YOUR MIRROR AGAIN (you are a dip bag and should think "hmmmm there's melee units that DEFLECT ranged attacks that could be cool) OKAY

    • @Phi_Lix
      @Phi_Lix 5 лет назад

      milo swanson sorry calm down I guess opinions are still illegal

    • @miloswanson6873
      @miloswanson6873 5 лет назад

      @@Phi_Lix ok sorry

    • @miloswanson6873
      @miloswanson6873 5 лет назад

      @@Phi_Lix I got mad

  • @quasarspirit574
    @quasarspirit574 5 лет назад +7

    Pirates and Ninjas:
    1 of each Pirate faction unit with 1 Ninja behind each of them as backup.

    • @vybinwithrosh8588
      @vybinwithrosh8588 5 лет назад

      I think captain sauce should do scarecrow VS Zuses

    • @noyou8214
      @noyou8214 4 года назад

      Ah yes, a plural ninja in the title.
      A+

  • @theunholy_luna
    @theunholy_luna 5 лет назад +1

    10 firework archers
    2 Scarecrows
    3 Valkyries
    5 Balloon archers
    Being Cheered on by 30 cheerleaders
    All of this on a roof
    And 5 bards on the floor