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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @sammiebateman8921
    @sammiebateman8921 2 месяца назад +18505

    I would want her at every family event. She is the solution to all the family fights. When she puts her opinion in it would change the entire conversation.

    • @jeremyrouthier4806
      @jeremyrouthier4806 2 месяца назад +592

      The absolute f-ing chaos of this comment is absolutely flooring me 😂😂😂I'm wheezing

    • @dandelioncherry
      @dandelioncherry 2 месяца назад +229

      I'm imagining this it'll be so fucking funny

    • @kavyabansal8951
      @kavyabansal8951 2 месяца назад +32

      how do you guys do this

    • @RM-hi4vv
      @RM-hi4vv 2 месяца назад +78

      It’s basically a real-life “Rose” on Golden Girls situation!

    • @heardemsayy
      @heardemsayy 2 месяца назад

      @@kavyabansal8951 “Obama was the greatest president ever!” “No he was a psycho fake liberal that bombed hospitals!!”
      “Katy what do you think of Obama?”
      “Oh, didn’t he do the I Have A Dream speech??”

  • @whatteamwildcats4033
    @whatteamwildcats4033 3 месяца назад +25752

    Shes either an absolute nightmare or the sweetest being on earth.
    There is never an inbetween

    • @auzziemobboss5148
      @auzziemobboss5148 3 месяца назад +596

      I get the idea that she's one of the annoying ones

    • @devhill8166
      @devhill8166 3 месяца назад +44

      You are the reason. Found it right here.

    • @whatteamwildcats4033
      @whatteamwildcats4033 3 месяца назад

      @@devhill8166 ?

    • @sneakylemon8513
      @sneakylemon8513 3 месяца назад +410

      I feel like they're usually the same person but different to everyone. Clearly to brother she's the sweetest where as to bil she's the most annoying.

    • @whatteamwildcats4033
      @whatteamwildcats4033 3 месяца назад +52

      @@devhill8166 what?

  • @artluver3155
    @artluver3155 Месяц назад +2195

    If "Bless your heart" was a person. 😂

  • @Scream_Lord
    @Scream_Lord 15 дней назад +672

    If her brain is small and smooth but her heart is big and strong she's a keeper.

    • @heatherofcrunchyleaves1519
      @heatherofcrunchyleaves1519 9 дней назад +11

      That was so kind!

    • @135Zeus
      @135Zeus День назад +3

      Idk there’s some naïveté but I would be afraid to have kids with this person

  • @ItisSomeGuy
    @ItisSomeGuy 3 месяца назад +72012

    She over here thinking she has Martin Luther King Healthcare

    • @aleks-33
      @aleks-33 3 месяца назад +535

      SCREAM 😂

    • @zupergurkan
      @zupergurkan 3 месяца назад +1024

      "king-care" sounds like a spa or a gym or something lol

    • @theduckyduck27
      @theduckyduck27 3 месяца назад +606

      MLKare

    • @Steve.._.
      @Steve.._. 3 месяца назад +79

      ​@@theduckyduck27I'm on the same page... But man Kare just makes me wince 😂 reminds me of a certain something

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish 3 месяца назад +56

      the i have a broken spleen speech

  • @yuriikrasylovych3939
    @yuriikrasylovych3939 3 месяца назад +19780

    "She is dumb as rock... But she is MY rock." energy 😂

    • @themadlass5584
      @themadlass5584 3 месяца назад +377

      It’s not a boulder…*sniffs*…it’s a rock. 😂

    • @heatsrink01
      @heatsrink01 3 месяца назад +17

      ​@themadlass5584 you have it backwards

    • @themadlass5584
      @themadlass5584 3 месяца назад +101

      @@heatsrink01 No. It’s a quote from SpongeBob. 😂 Type in the quote in the search. You’ll see what I mean.

    • @FuckeyDucky
      @FuckeyDucky 3 месяца назад +25

      Well i do like rocks, especially the smooth ones.

    • @browerxd
      @browerxd 3 месяца назад +10

      Bro that’s insulting to rocks

  • @WifeWantsAWizard
    @WifeWantsAWizard 2 месяца назад +1050

    While pink lemonade is simply "pinked" using cranberry juice or some other type of appropriately colored juice, there actually are pink lemons. They are not pink on the outside, but rather have a pink flesh due to a high level of lycopene.

    • @norwegiansmores811
      @norwegiansmores811 17 дней назад +24

      and then there's blood oranges.

    • @Falcodrin
      @Falcodrin 17 дней назад +17

      I would guess most "pink" lemonade that you find at fast food places is just powdered lemonade with red food dye in it. There's no way you are getting proper pink lemonade at a drive thru.

    • @mads2941
      @mads2941 16 дней назад +3

      Pink lemonade is extra sweet and dyed. It originated from a jockey cleaning red tights at the fair. Ain’t no damn cranberry juice in it.

    • @patricknyhan7491
      @patricknyhan7491 16 дней назад

      The more you know!

    • @caimanSN
      @caimanSN 15 дней назад +1

      O podrían usar pomelo rosado 🤷‍♂️

  • @susannangwale6148
    @susannangwale6148 2 месяца назад +1334

    Let her be, let them be. Your brother must see something in her. She might be the sweetest person ever, with a good heart

    • @high62609
      @high62609 2 месяца назад +60

      Yep, not really her business. They're grown.

    • @cynicallemonade1792
      @cynicallemonade1792 2 месяца назад +66

      Completely agree. Being less knowledgeable than other people doesn't mean you have less worth

    • @ikhidealigbeh514
      @ikhidealigbeh514 Месяц назад +33

      Or an absolute dump truck 🤷

    • @bewiseopeneyes8720
      @bewiseopeneyes8720 Месяц назад +25

      Intelligence goes a long way. Not being intelligent wears off fast

    • @Chylord
      @Chylord Месяц назад +8

      Okay, but thinking pink lemons exist is like the mind of a first grader

  • @simasedrakyan
    @simasedrakyan 3 месяца назад +9249

    They left out the best part, so the OP's father had lost his leg due to an accident before OP and his brother were born. She asked how come none of the brothers "inherited" one-leggedness from their father.

    • @momiji7789
      @momiji7789 3 месяца назад +940

      OK that is hilarious 😂 They better not let her go! She is comedy gold.

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby 3 месяца назад +1095

      I have to believe no one ever explained things to her as a child. No one taught her how to make the brain gears turn or told her to think before speaking. She's definitely one of those people you talk to and wonder "how have you survived this long?"

    • @brownbear112
      @brownbear112 3 месяца назад +516

      Noooooooo 😂 someone else said in the comments the girl is the definition of “bless your heart”

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 3 месяца назад +268

      Well, that means she does understand basically how genetics work. She's using critical thinking, her conclusions just aren't the same as the rest of ours!

    • @eskimoblack
      @eskimoblack 3 месяца назад +22

      You gotta be kidding me 😂😂😂

  • @senor834
    @senor834 3 месяца назад +8719

    She's the definition of the southern saying "bless your heart"

    • @taymack9725
      @taymack9725 3 месяца назад +26

      Yesssss

    • @nosir7882
      @nosir7882 3 месяца назад +14

      lmaoo fr

    • @DisplacedUnderDog
      @DisplacedUnderDog 3 месяца назад +152

      "Oh.... Sweet pea honey bee... Bless your sweet soul" is a an ACTUAL PERSON?!? 😂

    • @evestead3743
      @evestead3743 3 месяца назад +12

      Lmaoooo 'southern expression' ??? This is used everywhere, very common saying in the uk

    • @ludvig3242
      @ludvig3242 3 месяца назад +42

      @@evestead3743 it is definitely not 😂

  • @jonesyokc
    @jonesyokc 19 дней назад +54

    Awe come on. How can you not love her? She is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @TheCalebMoline
    @TheCalebMoline 2 месяца назад +46

    Honestly, people like her are a treasure. ❤️

  • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
    @whenimmanicimgodly4228 3 месяца назад +16966

    The "she thought...Oh fuck" killed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @RoseZengo
      @RoseZengo 3 месяца назад +29

      5.2k like no comment I got you fam

    • @willfraud
      @willfraud 3 месяца назад +15

      @@RoseZengono one cares

    • @3DRC-707
      @3DRC-707 3 месяца назад +22

      ​@@willfraudbro... really?

    • @3DRC-707
      @3DRC-707 3 месяца назад +25

      ​@RoseZengo not all heros wear capes. Some get shit on for no reason.

    • @Latency345
      @Latency345 3 месяца назад +8

      @@willfraudyou cared enough to comment

  • @francoislacombe9071
    @francoislacombe9071 3 месяца назад +6281

    And yet, she is probably one of the happiest persons on this planet.

    • @coreyrobinson8209
      @coreyrobinson8209 3 месяца назад +587

      Ignorance truly is bliss!

    • @larafranke1802
      @larafranke1802 3 месяца назад +330

      The fools paradise is a hell to the wise one - Thomas Fuller

    • @roberterdelyi7766
      @roberterdelyi7766 3 месяца назад +171

      And she would not survive a day without the sad, bitter people with brain...

    • @CONTRACTOR_SG3
      @CONTRACTOR_SG3 3 месяца назад +70

      And she probably actually nice.

    • @iconica9516
      @iconica9516 3 месяца назад +79

      being dumb doesn't just make you happy lol

  • @electricboogaloo6917
    @electricboogaloo6917 Месяц назад +18

    The line between complete abject stupidity and high level trolling is very thin.

    • @bbcpfghs
      @bbcpfghs 6 дней назад +1

      Exactly my thought lmao…this person might just be a comedic genius willing to set herself up for the joke.
      As long as the stupidity isn’t mean or dangerous towards others it’s all good in my book lol

  • @joobzz
    @joobzz 2 месяца назад +13

    If “Oh sweetie, bless your heart.” was a person.

  • @airsoftgunreviewr331
    @airsoftgunreviewr331 3 месяца назад +3403

    friendly reminder that millions if not billions, live exactly like this.

    • @fofosyrie3798
      @fofosyrie3798 3 месяца назад

      Millions is realistic
      But there are 8 billion people on the planet and if "billions" act this way we would've been doomed long time ago

    • @honeycrispsnail4032
      @honeycrispsnail4032 3 месяца назад +23

      i love my friend like this, it’s so endearing

    • @ambivvvvvvvvvalence
      @ambivvvvvvvvvalence 3 месяца назад +105

      How much better the world must be for them 😭

    • @steffanhymer1285
      @steffanhymer1285 3 месяца назад +153

      and their vote is worth just as much as yours

    • @sebastianmosqueda5959
      @sebastianmosqueda5959 3 месяца назад +5

      Say it ain't SooOOOoo

  • @him053
    @him053 3 месяца назад +632

    “My fellow Americans, let me be clear. I have a dream.”

    • @kristacarroll710
      @kristacarroll710 3 месяца назад +14

      Your comment made me laugh to tears. Thank you!

    • @HG-wl2fm
      @HG-wl2fm 3 месяца назад +43

      The fact that I can hear Obamas voice in my head

    • @TahTwinkletoes
      @TahTwinkletoes 3 месяца назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @TheAndreyCraft
      @TheAndreyCraft 3 месяца назад +4

      Can you explain? I only know "I have a dream" phrase from Senator Armstrong in metal Gear rising revengeance

    • @robinlinkowski988
      @robinlinkowski988 3 месяца назад +7

      I read it in Obama’s voice too!! 🤣

  • @heybany
    @heybany Месяц назад +212

    COURTNEY LOOKING AT HER RING😭😭♥️♥️♥️

    • @nat42
      @nat42 27 дней назад +5

      she looked at her ring and immediately smiled🥹

  • @nicknitro86
    @nicknitro86 29 дней назад +55

    She sounds precious, like a puppy.

  • @ravengstrom5122
    @ravengstrom5122 3 месяца назад +6875

    I had a classmate like that. She had one brain cell BUT HOLY SHIT SHE WAS A GREAT MOTHER. Her kid was the most well behaved sweet girl ever and this woman dealt with every tamper tantrum and behavioural issue with such grace. She also had a lot of hidden skills when it came to design and aesthetics. She could turn a bunch of weeds into a wedding bouquet without trying. She was great at putting things together to make art, but that's a skill she wasn't aware of because people used to assume she had nothing to bring to the table. Her not being smart also made her a pretty open minded person. If you told her something she was fascinated and open to it rather than judgemental. Yeah she was gullible, took things literally all the time, and had a hard time connecting the dots but that made her hear people out in a way lots of us don't. Sometimes I would assume I got what someone meant but then she would ask a dumb question and the person we were talking to would clarify and the rest of us would realise that we were wrong. Her being utterly clueless made her a great addition to the team because she kind of viewed everything differently from others and her stupid sounding questions actually did make the rest of us think about things in a different light. Sometimes she would pick up on holes in people's stories and flaws in their logic by viewing it the way only she did. It's so easy for people to kind of assume a bunch of things and her dumb questions sometimes resulted in the group actually thinking about things we all just took for granted. Yeah she struggled a lot on her own but I remember her fondly and she did contribute in her own way. Also - like I said, these dumb girls often have cool abilities people don't notice that never get developed. I get not wanting your sibling to marry an idiot, but if you end up in a situation where you just have to accept that - people surprise you.

    • @VonRibbitt
      @VonRibbitt 3 месяца назад +44

      No one cares

    • @mochibunnyan6556
      @mochibunnyan6556 3 месяца назад +671

      ​@@VonRibbitt literally no one asked for your opinion

    • @VonRibbitt
      @VonRibbitt 3 месяца назад

      @@mochibunnyan6556 neither yours lmao get mad kid

    • @daisychong3488
      @daisychong3488 3 месяца назад +129

      I love her already. ❤

    • @arcadianmorning
      @arcadianmorning 3 месяца назад +264

      I love this. It's a great reminder that even people you might count out can bring value and joy to the world. Her kiddo sounds pretty lucky tbh.

  • @kristinnama1391
    @kristinnama1391 3 месяца назад +13170

    My friend asked me if the African-American scientist, George Washington Carver, invented cotton. I told her not to say that to anyone else.

    • @vcubed3047
      @vcubed3047 3 месяца назад +205

      😂😂

    • @babybonesxd4810
      @babybonesxd4810 3 месяца назад +137

      Roflmao 😂😂😂

    • @ailestriker9888
      @ailestriker9888 3 месяца назад +645

      Definition of a suicidal sentence

    • @lozereli
      @lozereli 3 месяца назад +495

      there's so much that goes into that omg

    • @3lttlbrds
      @3lttlbrds 3 месяца назад +169

      😂😂😂😂 this is a whole other level omg

  • @dommyschuuby3609
    @dommyschuuby3609 2 месяца назад +103

    I guarantee you she will be the kindest sister in law and will have your back for life. I know from experience with my SILS. One is a doctor, intellectual and successful, and a cold person.
    My other sister in law is ‘dumb’, literally talks and thinks like Cher from
    Clueless, yet is the most loving person and a wonderful aunt to my kids.
    Trust me your brother is not making a mistake

    • @trueshipsxxx2018
      @trueshipsxxx2018 2 месяца назад +9

      Why would you let the whole world know that u dislike one SIL and think the other one is dumb? Well, doesn't seem to matter: the smart one is too cold to care and the dumb one won't even understand, i guess 😅

    • @afunlife9601
      @afunlife9601 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@trueshipsxxx2018 I would not assume that the family spoken of even knows that RUclips user name dommychuuby is related. Personally, I can say anything about my kids or my in-laws on RUclips comments because, why not? I'm not on under my actual name.

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme 2 месяца назад +1

      The woman is the one who has it bad marrying into a family like that

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 месяца назад

      ​@@trueshipsxxx2018
      Why not ask that of the person on reddit whose hoping her brother's marriage falls through because her sister in law is dumb?

    • @halloweenallyearround4889
      @halloweenallyearround4889 Месяц назад +5

      It's unrelated. Some traditionally smart people are very kind and compassionate. Some deeply ignorant/illogical people can be AHs too.

  • @pavanbiliyar
    @pavanbiliyar Месяц назад +4

    I had a history class in college where the professor made the students read the material, give lectures ourselves (one chapter per day per person), and then he'd issue the exams.
    One day, I failed to read the material when it was my turn, so he asked me to go outside and read. After a while, he came out to check on me, and we had a conversation about knowledge.
    He said if you're new at a topic, and you talk about it, that's called naive. Everyone gets a free pass, and we can't know everything. But, if you've been told you're naive and still keep talking like you know enough, that's ignorant. If you've been told you're ignorant and still keep talking, he calls that stupid.
    In my life experiences since then, most folks I've met were not naive. I don't give them a free pass anymore. In fact, i dont argue anymore because it's not worth it: They aren't trying to understand.
    These people vote and drive.

  • @samhain_for_pres5407
    @samhain_for_pres5407 3 месяца назад +1256

    My friend's wife thought that the deer crossing signs on the highway or so the deer know where to cross.

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 3 месяца назад +33

      Not entirely off though it's just the otherwise around lmao

    • @louisem9710
      @louisem9710 3 месяца назад +7

      😭

    • @Cel3ere5
      @Cel3ere5 3 месяца назад +12

      Amazing.

    • @samhain_for_pres5407
      @samhain_for_pres5407 3 месяца назад +70

      I thought she was joking at first, we sat there for 4 hours explaining and arguing with her. Finally i asked her why the sign was facing traffic and not the woods, she had to think about that one. Point is, dont argue with stupid people, they'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

    • @pjj.5649
      @pjj.5649 3 месяца назад +11

      @@collincaperton6718 next she'll want reclining chairs so the deers can sit down and read the road signs.

  • @Maya_Kills-It
    @Maya_Kills-It 3 месяца назад +14981

    I love that shayne hosts these vids because he said them with SO MUCH passion 😂😂
    OMG GUYS TYSM

    • @Johnwicklover1994
      @Johnwicklover1994 3 месяца назад +8

      When do you intend on changing your username, given that J.K. Rowling believes all Harry Potter fans support her and her beliefs?

    • @Maya_Kills-It
      @Maya_Kills-It 3 месяца назад +87

      @@Johnwicklover1994 I don’t believe in what J.K Rowling says, but Harry Potter is my whole childhood and I enjoy reading it, so it makes sense that it’s my username

    • @zayoshi9666
      @zayoshi9666 3 месяца назад +54

      @@Maya_Kills-It Good on you for being able to separate artists from their work!

    • @devinmann3034
      @devinmann3034 3 месяца назад

      @@Johnwicklover1994shut up

    • @badatvideogames5832
      @badatvideogames5832 3 месяца назад

      @@Johnwicklover1994dude, fuckin what? 💀

  • @roomtomush
    @roomtomush 3 дня назад +2

    My sister is like this 😅 when she was 16 she casually asked over buffalo wings, "what part of the buffalo are these made out of, anyway? like, is it the ankles? why are y'all looking at me like that" 😭😭 love her to death

  • @SirPhysics
    @SirPhysics Месяц назад +8

    One of my sister's friends once saw an obviously fake neon pink lizard skin belt at the mall and said "I wonder where they get the pink lizards?" I have never met a dumber honors student...

  • @ha-kh7ef
    @ha-kh7ef 3 месяца назад +1617

    she might be dumb but something tells me she more happy than most of us.

    • @Maximusprime24
      @Maximusprime24 3 месяца назад +112

      Ignorance really is bliss

    • @akshaya6770
      @akshaya6770 3 месяца назад +46

      Yes. She probably makes op's brother very happy too.

    • @denofpigs2575
      @denofpigs2575 3 месяца назад +21

      ​@@Maximusprime24Ignorance is not bliss.
      Ignorance is Ignorance.
      Bliss is bliss.
      Though I suppose if you find bliss in ignorance, you could be forgiven for saying something like that 🤔

    • @dovydascep6021
      @dovydascep6021 3 месяца назад +67

      @@denofpigs2575 what are you yapping about

    • @ultima99xib
      @ultima99xib 3 месяца назад +5

      @@dovydascep6021I found another ignorant person right here

  • @Bryndela
    @Bryndela 3 месяца назад +4100

    I had a roommate in college who was surprised to learn Lincoln was assassinated. She was reading her textbook and announced it like it was a massive revelation. She was the sweetest person ever though, bless her heart.
    Edit: for clarification, she was from the States so she should have known.

    • @andrewjohnson5407
      @andrewjohnson5407 3 месяца назад +68

      That’s actually not hard to believe . Unless you were raised in states most US history is not taught

    • @carlmller4769
      @carlmller4769 3 месяца назад +20

      ​@@andrewjohnson5407id say that what little US history is tough, is probably about the civil war and Lincoln

    • @Whatdidijustsee00
      @Whatdidijustsee00 3 месяца назад +31

      If she is American, that is absurd. I have never lived in America but yet that’s something I was aware of from around age 12z Why is she wasting money on a college degree?

    • @BakingWithLeonKennedy
      @BakingWithLeonKennedy 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Whatdidijustsee00Believe it or not, some people live under rocks.

    • @chellestan
      @chellestan 2 месяца назад +23

      That's not dumb that's just uninformed.

  • @Mojo_3.14
    @Mojo_3.14 2 месяца назад +6

    To be fair, many pink lemonades are not made with food dyes but rather a blend of fruit juices. And there are red/pink citruses juices like grapefruits and blood oranges. That one, at least is a pretty logical belief based on most peoples knowledge of citrus.

    • @mgrisale
      @mgrisale 2 месяца назад +2

      Also, there are pink lemons. They're pink-ish inside, not the outside obviously. I found some at a local market

    • @wesleyhale4472
      @wesleyhale4472 2 месяца назад

      Yep pink lemons are real and they taste like pink lemonade. That one is real

  • @NNKamath
    @NNKamath 2 месяца назад +2

    The way Courtney was struggling to keep it together, thinking 'oh god here we go again' to ' what the hell did i just hear?" .. priceless!!

  • @Felix_DaKatt
    @Felix_DaKatt 3 месяца назад +3724

    Before the reveal I was expecting “She believes 9/11 happened in 2011” 😅🤣

    • @victoriael-sabbagh9423
      @victoriael-sabbagh9423 3 месяца назад +91

      If that was the case, Angela would have been invited on 😂

    • @pringle584
      @pringle584 3 месяца назад +3

      👏👏👏

    • @AliFareedMC
      @AliFareedMC 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MSte21
      @MSte21 3 месяца назад +14

      I was legit having Angela vibes throughout this...which is mean of me to say...

    • @ronoc9
      @ronoc9 3 месяца назад +5

      I'm angry that I don't need convincing those people exist.

  • @MrIdiot1and2
    @MrIdiot1and2 3 месяца назад +4178

    My favorite Obama moment for sure

    • @Parker--
      @Parker-- 3 месяца назад

      To be fair, Democrats ACT like Obama gave the I have a dream speech.

    • @sauce8148
      @sauce8148 3 месяца назад +1

      "I Barack Obama, have a dream"

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable 3 месяца назад

      Obama has a forged birth certificate.

    • @micheleshumate3298
      @micheleshumate3298 2 месяца назад

      Pretty sure Obama would agree with her. he thought he did everything.

  • @franswiggidy
    @franswiggidy Месяц назад +4

    I bet she is real sweet and smart about other topics.

  • @noneofyourbusiness2281
    @noneofyourbusiness2281 2 месяца назад +5

    I have employees that would believe obama wrote that too... when I tell my husband my work stories, he tells me over and over again I need to write a sitcom

  • @russellbrown4702
    @russellbrown4702 3 месяца назад +7051

    Hold on guys, let her cook . . .

    • @senpapi3058
      @senpapi3058 3 месяца назад +520

      She cooked, she burned it, get her out of the kitchen

    • @buryurhedinthesbawls
      @buryurhedinthesbawls 3 месяца назад +44

      🔥 🍲 🔥

    • @no-bc4jl
      @no-bc4jl 3 месяца назад +114

      MY HOUSE! 💥🔥🔥🚒🚒🚒

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 3 месяца назад +99

      SHE BURNED DOWN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD!! How did we come to this??? 😭

    • @salshoban-dallmayr1774
      @salshoban-dallmayr1774 3 месяца назад +46

      NOOOOOOOO !!!!! SHE’LL PROBABLY CLEAN THE CHICKEN WITH SOAP THEN COOK IT “MEDIUM RARE”

  • @karenkane7125
    @karenkane7125 3 месяца назад +664

    All I could think was bless her heart

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 3 месяца назад +34

      Southern moment

    • @linnealanderdahl4310
      @linnealanderdahl4310 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@swordsmancsI was legit about to reply and ask if they were southern😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

  • @EcnalKcin
    @EcnalKcin 16 дней назад +1

    There was a girl like this in one of my college geology classes. I remember one particular time in class when the professor explained some concept, asked if anyone had any questions, a student asked him to explain a specific part of the concept in more detail, because they didn't understand, he did so, and after he finished, this girl who was looking at him the entire time, said she didn't understand and asked him to explain the exact same thing he just got done explaining. The whole class just turned and looked at her.
    Also, the girl's brother made the news one time for digging an unsupported tunnel into a sand bank with his friend and it collapsing on them, nearly suffocating his friend to death. I was not surprised to hear it was her brother.

  • @sockman-pc3dm
    @sockman-pc3dm 12 дней назад +2

    He said let's go, like where dude? back to school?!

  • @mce2747
    @mce2747 3 месяца назад +568

    I knew a girl that got a private tutor after getting 14 on the ACT. Her score didn’t change and her parents gave up on paying. Her mom told her that she wasn’t very smart but that she had other talents (in a loving but brutally honest way) and she knew it was true. One of the nicest people I have ever meant but very dumb.

    • @Breenndda
      @Breenndda 3 месяца назад +63

      Not everyone is academically inclined, and that's fine.

    • @chantalalexander
      @chantalalexander 3 месяца назад +45

      Intelligence isn't just limited to academia, that's something people mistakenly only equate it to. Sadly its thinking like this that causes people to miss out on opportunities to discover the thinks they are actually brilliant in.

    • @yourbackup_b
      @yourbackup_b 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@chantalalexander true there are people out there that are good at art or crafts, sports and so much more that are making millions and changing the world and we still as a society hang on to an academic degree that will not get you really far in life unless your dream is to find a minimum wage job and been stuck in it until you resign.

    • @polarknight856
      @polarknight856 3 месяца назад +4

      One of the nicest people you’ve ever met and you still felt like punching down on them for having learning difficulties.

    • @RicHairPIE
      @RicHairPIE 3 месяца назад +15

      @@polarknight856 i think they were just giving an example of how their friend isn't very smart. Not shitting on them.

  • @lauraford45
    @lauraford45 3 месяца назад +1542

    My sister thought "DOLPHIN FRIENDLY TUNA' meant the tuna was friends with the dolphins in the sea 😂🤦‍♀️ god bless her

    • @meygravuun
      @meygravuun 3 месяца назад +25

      I need to know how old she was 😅

    • @theoutlook55
      @theoutlook55 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@meygravuunI too need to know the age.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 месяца назад +8

      Omg no I love that for her 😂😂😂😂

    • @laideehart2070
      @laideehart2070 2 месяца назад +48

      Omg! 😂
      My mom once told my sister, "I love you everyday that ends in Y." She deadass responded with, "Why only Sunday?" 😂💀

    • @marcychan168
      @marcychan168 2 месяца назад

      Bless her heart
      That was funny❤

  • @stevewest2096
    @stevewest2096 Месяц назад +2

    My ex saw a sign at the deli and had to ask “How do you cold cook a chicken?” then waited for an answer.

  • @Mmmmmmm57293
    @Mmmmmmm57293 4 дня назад

    As long as she’s good to him then it’s all good. You’ll always have comedic relief

  • @d6o9
    @d6o9 2 месяца назад +4885

    She is just high level trolling. Maybe she is just constantly doing bits

    • @malcolmhodnett8874
      @malcolmhodnett8874 2 месяца назад +45

      No.

    • @jesswilliams3780
      @jesswilliams3780 2 месяца назад +184

      No. Some people are actually complete airheads

    • @blueupgreendown6402
      @blueupgreendown6402 2 месяца назад +95

      Best case scenario, I feel your optimism coming right through. It’s a great diversion from reality.

    • @aClownBaby-
      @aClownBaby- 2 месяца назад +39

      Her Solar eclipse without sunglasses bit goes hard

    • @ferretlord3990
      @ferretlord3990 2 месяца назад +3

      @@aClownBaby-thats the only normal thing here 😂
      You’re actually supposed to take them off and there really isn’t any harm in just watching without glasses, that’s what I did. Its just like staring at the sun normally but obviously not as bright

  • @nininghue
    @nininghue 14 дней назад +1

    She sounds so silly, please protect that woman

  • @neko-echo
    @neko-echo 12 дней назад

    You can see the ' I can devils advocate her' look, just fking Evaporate 😂😂

  • @elizabethgraunstadt
    @elizabethgraunstadt 3 месяца назад +1094

    You know it’s a bad sign when someone says “oh shit/fuck” mid sentence

  • @AJ-hb2uz
    @AJ-hb2uz 3 месяца назад +827

    I feel her pain! My sister inlaw is also legit stupid. She thinks that she can give medical advice to us and told us, "I know because I watch House". 😂

    • @trinitybernhardt9944
      @trinitybernhardt9944 3 месяца назад +16

      That feels like a different type of stupid. Actually more like the OP type. I listened to this and I would take the sister in law over OP every time. She seemed like a happy, mostly chill person, while they seemed bitter and judgmental, and far more likely to be telling you how it "is" considering they "knew" who their brother should marry.

    • @W-I463
      @W-I463 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@trinitybernhardt9944 they aren't two different types of stupid. A person who thinks pink lemonade comes from pink lemons is the same person who will take medical advice from a TV show. And this same person could also have a "happy/chill" personality.

    • @AJ-hb2uz
      @AJ-hb2uz 2 месяца назад

      @W-I463 I wish that were true with my sis inlaw. She's easily the worst person I've ever met.

    • @nothanksplease
      @nothanksplease 2 месяца назад +1

      oh is she one of those "i learn thing cause i watch movies" types? there is way too much of that.

    • @nothanksplease
      @nothanksplease 2 месяца назад

      right, being unintelligent doesn't make them bad people. i would argue being mean to them because they are less intelligent would make one be more of a bad person for sure. @@W-I463

  • @avihihih1
    @avihihih1 Месяц назад +1

    Her brother will never have a boring day.

  • @HittoTheAssassin
    @HittoTheAssassin 17 дней назад

    "he he hee he he he he heheee" 😂

  • @Naughk-zb2nc
    @Naughk-zb2nc 3 месяца назад +358

    I once dated a girl who asked me "Aren't tigers just the male lions?"

    • @SamukelisiweThabethe
      @SamukelisiweThabethe 3 месяца назад +4

      😅😅😅 priceless

    • @Sovereign_Star
      @Sovereign_Star 3 месяца назад +5

      This is stupid twice, she must think lions with the mane are female too and then that tigers are the same thing

    • @greentube25
      @greentube25 3 месяца назад +11

      The last girl I dated killed my car battery with her friends in the car from just sitting in the car while it was running until it died (it was an junker from like 2006) she said “how was I supposed to know a car had a battery? That’s not like, common knowledge in city folk” how can you be so ignorant to not know a car that has a battery????

    • @Auskaa
      @Auskaa 3 месяца назад +3

      Like troy from community" all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"

    • @Bassline_Rebel
      @Bassline_Rebel 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Auskaai also thought this was the way of world untill waaay later on in childhood, i blame Disney and my parents letting First Choice the movie network raise me

  • @georgefield4368
    @georgefield4368 3 месяца назад +71

    Wisdom is chasing her but she is faster

    • @agirlfromjersey
      @agirlfromjersey 2 месяца назад +4

      Nigerian poetry 😂😂

    • @user-gl1tp2qr1v
      @user-gl1tp2qr1v 2 месяца назад

      How are you going to have a conversation with it? How can you trust your child with some so stupid?

  • @ymae2395
    @ymae2395 3 дня назад +1

    For people who don't know, the speech "I have a dream" was given by Martin Luther King Jr.

  • @jamesalexander5025
    @jamesalexander5025 Месяц назад

    Shayne’s reaction is pure gold lol

  • @CMJDT
    @CMJDT 3 месяца назад +521

    It's not a crime to be ignorant... But it can be dangerous. 😂

    • @L33tSkE3t
      @L33tSkE3t 3 месяца назад +18

      Extremely dangerous

    • @Tom_Hillman
      @Tom_Hillman 3 месяца назад +1

      I agree. It's dangerous and it is immoral even if it's not a crime

    • @GTE23
      @GTE23 3 месяца назад +4

      I mean that's a level beyond ignorant, also I mean those are just things that stand out, I'm sure she has more blonde moments in her daily life😂😂

    • @Gunzblazer44
      @Gunzblazer44 3 месяца назад +6

      Ignorance is bliss. Stupidity is the true danger.

    • @MrMelonsz
      @MrMelonsz 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Gunzblazer44I’d argue that they’re both quite dangerous. That can be the case, can it not?
      Ignorance is only bliss for one’s self, and can have extremely dangerous effects for those around you.

  • @raccoon_remains
    @raccoon_remains 3 месяца назад +2796

    The pink lemonade in the store isn't usually made from them but variegated pink lemons are an actual thing. They're only pink on the inside (the rind is striped green and yellow) and they're a little sweeter than regular lemons.

    • @charlesrhodes1089
      @charlesrhodes1089 3 месяца назад +235

      I needed to know I wasn't the only one who knew. Thank you.
      Also, you're sweeter than the regular lemons.

    • @meganminnig8309
      @meganminnig8309 3 месяца назад +34

      Yes!! 🙄🙄 I grow them!!

    • @NicleT
      @NicleT 3 месяца назад +27

      Like pink grapefruit I presume.

    • @nathancomalander4417
      @nathancomalander4417 3 месяца назад +18

      Yup striped like a watermelon

    • @cantbeseriousfr
      @cantbeseriousfr 3 месяца назад

      @@charlesrhodes1089 Bro has that botanical gardening Rizz

  • @caffeinatedkatie4696
    @caffeinatedkatie4696 Месяц назад

    The "let's fucking go, dude!" at the end

  • @Gemini9999
    @Gemini9999 15 дней назад

    She sounds like a lot of fun 😂❤

  • @chelsbee
    @chelsbee 3 месяца назад +1002

    The crew laughing before Shayne read out the last part, Courtney and Spencer's stunned silence - LET'S FUCKIN GOOOO DUUUUDE

  • @Scrambled218
    @Scrambled218 2 месяца назад +1029

    I was raised by a mother like that. It's an awful thing to realize as a young child that your own parent is a danger to you, and you have to watch your back and learn how to look after yourself, because you can't trust them.

    • @BubbleGumzKorner
      @BubbleGumzKorner 2 месяца назад +74

      So....Matilda

    • @Ellada0427
      @Ellada0427 2 месяца назад +12

      No.. some kids are just born stupid

    • @ferretlord3990
      @ferretlord3990 2 месяца назад +106

      Basically Matilda, yes.
      My father just the other day convinced me to play a game of dominoes and I heard him whisper under his breath “see, I can make you do whatever I want” like how fucking delusional and creepy is that? I just immediately walked away, imagine what goes through the head of someone like that.
      That’s some real Matilda energy righ her

    • @Scrambled218
      @Scrambled218 2 месяца назад +49

      @ferretlord3990 But it's not delusional. He's been manipulating you and pretty much everybody else very successfully, which is why you didn't even realise it until he actually said it out loud. People like him have the mindset of a predator, and they never deal honestly with anybody. Don't ever forget that, and don't ever trust him. They also tend to get worse with age, so expect more trouble. I suggest you pay attention to how he functions, and learn the red flags for deception. It's very useful in life, because you will encounter others like him, and you'll be able to stay safe from them if you recognise them early on.

    • @yehua3412
      @yehua3412 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ferretlord3990 💀

  • @scribblebee5412
    @scribblebee5412 2 месяца назад

    If she treats your brother with love and respect and he loves her as well then that's all you need.

  • @SeedyJohnson
    @SeedyJohnson 26 дней назад

    "She's stupid, but she's mine."

  • @gigithebarberbeauty7146
    @gigithebarberbeauty7146 3 месяца назад +1327

    Im a barber and his haircut is cutting my eye.
    Also, bless this girl's heart.

    • @gunsmoke132
      @gunsmoke132 2 месяца назад +16

      It looks like it could be good if he styled it but is too lazy to lmfao

    • @gigithebarberbeauty7146
      @gigithebarberbeauty7146 2 месяца назад +16

      @@gunsmoke132 still that left side could be blended better so that it doesn't matter where the hair lands...he in front of too many people, barber needs to be replaced

    • @mizzbarbiedoll8989
      @mizzbarbiedoll8989 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alifox9508
      @alifox9508 2 месяца назад +5

      Ya wtf is up with no blending at all.... that heavy weight corner is.... a lot

    • @Aubatron
      @Aubatron 2 месяца назад +2

      I don’t think it is that bad, the guy just didn’t use pomade and style it at all. I ran that hairstyle for a while, you have to style it every single morning or else it looks like you’re a toddler who cut his own hair. If you’re lazy like this guy, you shouldn’t go with that hair style.

  • @sarahivalle7291
    @sarahivalle7291 3 месяца назад +784

    My brother's childhood friend legit thought that Star Wars was really filmed in space.

  • @BirchTree66
    @BirchTree66 2 месяца назад +1

    Court’s laugh - I’m dead 🧡🧡🧡

  • @deanZAbean
    @deanZAbean 14 дней назад

    ‘Guys… let her speak!’ *top 10 sentences said before disaster*

  • @ohhidee6036
    @ohhidee6036 3 месяца назад +2343

    Fun fact: Pink lemons are real. Their juice is clear tho so I don't believe they're the reason pink lemonade is actually pink, so still technically wrong.

    • @katziyin
      @katziyin 3 месяца назад +224

      My parents have a pink lemon tree. It looks normal on the outside, but the lemon flesh is pink.

    • @melbell0865
      @melbell0865 3 месяца назад +92

      Back in the day, pink lemonade was made pink by using beet extract.

    • @pissum420
      @pissum420 3 месяца назад +32

      Depending on who you ask some people say pink lemonade is pink due to it being made from water red tights were washed in.

    • @Captainaceguy00
      @Captainaceguy00 3 месяца назад +49

      Pink lemonade is usually lemonade mixed with grenadine or other red juices

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue 3 месяца назад +24

      Pink lemonade comes from a specific store owner’s way of straining the lemon pulp out of the juice: he used his wife’s pink pantyhose. Later, to get the same cute look without all that fabric, people used strained raspberries. Nowadays it is dye and raspberry or strawberry flavoring.

  • @robyn220
    @robyn220 2 месяца назад +4519

    honestly “dumb” people are usually the sweetest and so much fun to hang with. They say ridiculous stuff all the time and it’s hilarious. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @brandonbp122
      @brandonbp122 2 месяца назад +172

      If you're the smartest person in the room then you're in the wrong room.

    • @plaguedoctor6134
      @plaguedoctor6134 2 месяца назад +64

      Yeah, but it's our job to correct in a polite way so they can learn.

    • @xMsxPiratex
      @xMsxPiratex 2 месяца назад +137

      Typically, yes. But I have an IDIOT friend who was also spoiled and coddled her entire life and she can be the most annoying, selfish person on the planet. She doesn’t *ask* you to do things, she *tells* you to do things and is incredibly blunt most of the time. (She is also more manipulative and cunning than people give her credit for.) Been trying to cut her loose for years, but our families are friends. 😓

    • @robindhood9125
      @robindhood9125 2 месяца назад +6

      @@xMsxPiratexIs she also very pretty?

    • @tinayoung5948
      @tinayoung5948 2 месяца назад +28

      ​@xMsxPiratex should just go ahead and drop her. If someone says they have a issue just respond with "we just don't click" and if they give you any problem just ask why it bothers them who your friends are or not.

  • @TraceyIsNotMaryGrace
    @TraceyIsNotMaryGrace 13 дней назад

    I absolutely do not believe the last one 😂😂😂

  • @MichaelHarto
    @MichaelHarto 14 часов назад

    Maybe she's a very sweet & kind person.

  • @kuroyuki6254
    @kuroyuki6254 3 месяца назад +380

    I have read the whole thing. She actually seems so sweet

    • @SandwichChaos
      @SandwichChaos 3 месяца назад +5

      Could you link the post?

    • @Arginne
      @Arginne 3 месяца назад +38

      After some time it won’t matter that she’s sweet this isn’t gonna be cute anymore esp not to deal with for the rest of your life

    • @kuroyuki6254
      @kuroyuki6254 3 месяца назад +56

      @@Arginne That's not for you to decide. You're not the one marrying her

    • @debsheldon4040
      @debsheldon4040 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Arginne
      Absolutely! I've seen this, and it never ends well!

    • @souillonsousion8687
      @souillonsousion8687 2 месяца назад +25

      If she's really sweet, I hope he's genuinely loving her
      Some people (especially guys) sometimes make use of kind but "dumb" people. As in, "she's dumb and will listen to everything I say since I accepted to love her"

  • @NeO_SaNdMaN4040
    @NeO_SaNdMaN4040 3 месяца назад +2525

    For this story- I’m happy the brother found a best friend in that girl, but DAMN she is getting roasted behind her back for some of this lol
    Edit after seeing how much my post has blown up- upon further examination she’s definitely really dumb for thinking that Obama was the man behind that speech- but wow some of yall gotta chill in the replies

    • @Elizabeth-jo3cb
      @Elizabeth-jo3cb 3 месяца назад +111

      Yeah I wouldn’t be surprised if people give him crap for marrying a giant child and I have a feeling that in order to understand stuff at work they have to talk down to her like a child

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 3 месяца назад +289

      @@Elizabeth-jo3cbI’ve known people like this, they’re almost always sweet people they just don’t make connections with info like most people do. Some don’t make connections at all unless they’re presented with it point blank, it just takes a little more effort to help them understand stuff but they’re not children.

    • @Quickturealeyes
      @Quickturealeyes 3 месяца назад +80

      @@aiden3627sounds exactly like a child to me

    • @gob6793
      @gob6793 3 месяца назад +115

      @@QuickturealeyesSounds like you have zero life experience then

    • @Cucumberstopickles
      @Cucumberstopickles 3 месяца назад

      @@aiden3627I have an older cousin like this and she is the sweetest! I did find out that she was exposed to lead paint as a toddler and that is why she comes across as unintelligent during long conversations but she learns. It was also her lack of exposure to so many things and being raised by a single parent that always worked multiple jobs.

  • @ih8myfriends
    @ih8myfriends 18 дней назад

    Bless her heart

  • @teknomax7883
    @teknomax7883 Месяц назад

    That "heheee heheheheee!!" Is lovely 😅

  • @flygawnebardoflight
    @flygawnebardoflight 3 месяца назад +342

    "Think of how smart the average person is. Half of us are dumber than that."

    • @ellenl.5581
      @ellenl.5581 3 месяца назад +11

      My 51 year old son hates fish but will eat tuna from a can because it dosen't come from the fish. Why?

    • @flygawnebardoflight
      @flygawnebardoflight 3 месяца назад +3

      @@ellenl.5581 I couldn't tell you...

    • @alicewunderlund
      @alicewunderlund 3 месяца назад

      Haha

    • @dracorequin872
      @dracorequin872 3 месяца назад +1

      Average and median are not the same things. So there might be a lot more dumb people than you think.

    • @bendari194
      @bendari194 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ellenl.5581 Sounds like a Catholic vegetarian.

  • @Onigiriedits
    @Onigiriedits 2 месяца назад +160

    That laugh was full of pain, concern, disbelief, and humor 😂

    • @IM-kx8tv
      @IM-kx8tv 27 дней назад +1

      I can't...

  • @camobunnyxo
    @camobunnyxo 12 дней назад +1

    I bet she so sweet tho 😂 probably the nicest person 😅

  • @AmensalismNicole
    @AmensalismNicole 2 месяца назад

    She is probably so kind and happy 🥺 good for her.

  • @reidhearted9451
    @reidhearted9451 3 месяца назад +535

    I had a sister-in-law that was convinced the Pilot Truck Stop fuel tankers were actually filled with coffee. Her reasoning was the slogan on the sides read "best coffee on the interstate". She refused to hear any different.

    • @MossEYE-
      @MossEYE- 3 месяца назад +12

      I noticed you said “had”

    • @PaleGhost69
      @PaleGhost69 3 месяца назад +5

      Well, technically, I think I'm the only one, though. It's just my personal supply, not the truck stops.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 3 месяца назад +3

      On the side of the... store?

    • @taracitti9113
      @taracitti9113 3 месяца назад +1

      If that was really so; I’d be following that truck for miles. Now all I need is one of those milk trucks and I’d be all set.
      😋🚚🥛☕️

    • @magdatosh5591
      @magdatosh5591 3 месяца назад +2

      ...But, can you blame her? Hell, I wouldn't. After a week or two without coffee, I would believe it too. 😂😂😂

  • @coolash4437
    @coolash4437 3 месяца назад +555

    The silence was so loud after the last one 🔊🔊🔊💀

    • @Schimml0rd
      @Schimml0rd 3 месяца назад +9

      I KNOW RIGHT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      The way God laugh vanishes as he realises the audience is still waiting for a punch line 😂😂

    • @MsGigijenjen
      @MsGigijenjen 2 месяца назад +3

      Does that mean they think this too?😮

    • @ddavis4730
      @ddavis4730 2 месяца назад

      @@Schimml0rdI’m not sure laughter always comes from God, like a lot of things
      If I walk past a group and they start laughing. Don’t think they said anything good

  • @kmankx1592
    @kmankx1592 Месяц назад

    That lets go dude was my favorite thing in the world

  • @missingallmymarbles7670
    @missingallmymarbles7670 3 месяца назад +405

    In all fairness, pink lemonade originally came from pink FLESHED lemons (the skin is striped yellow and green variegation) although almost all is now just regular lemonade with a bit of dye.

    • @scrunklebug
      @scrunklebug 3 месяца назад +10

      the most plausible theories are actually originating from circuses! pink lemonade supposedly came from a circus worker running out of water and using dirty water that had a performers red/pink tights wrung out in. another story is from red cinnamon candies accidentally dropped in the water, but is said to be less likely than the sweaty tights water story, due to the timing of the claims.

    • @mcgee1864
      @mcgee1864 3 месяца назад +3

      Let's not pretend that she actually knew that though...🙄

    • @jcrocks6698
      @jcrocks6698 3 месяца назад +12

      No. Pink fleshed lemons are newer hybrids. Most pink lemonade was a combination of lemonade with cherries or strawberries.
      Yes, I have had this question from students before.
      Yes, I did extensive research to fully answer it. 😂

    • @AlissaSss23
      @AlissaSss23 3 месяца назад

      I'm 💯 sure in the UK pink lemonade is made of lemons and strawberries

    • @AlissaSss23
      @AlissaSss23 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@scrunklebugboth versions are dumb. Sorry, we're you being sarcastic? In the UK, pink lemonade contains LEMONS AND RASPBERRIES

  • @RavenLunacy44
    @RavenLunacy44 3 месяца назад +285

    This is such a typical "Oh Hunny" moment

  • @asunayuuki6714
    @asunayuuki6714 12 дней назад

    Imagine putting her in a discussion against that one grandpa in a family event

  • @thefruitsofzei924
    @thefruitsofzei924 Месяц назад +1

    what did the last two brain cells tell each other? "let's fuckking go, dude"

  • @user-yc6xl5ms7e
    @user-yc6xl5ms7e 3 месяца назад +866

    You can't control your intelligence, but you can control kindness

    • @fijimermaidfadeto8
      @fijimermaidfadeto8 3 месяца назад +9

      Beautifully said. 🫂

    • @evakazoo
      @evakazoo 2 месяца назад +66

      You can control both??

    • @sun92852
      @sun92852 2 месяца назад +72

      You can control your intelligence by studying more and acquiring knowledge.

    • @JChan-ru2hf
      @JChan-ru2hf 2 месяца назад +32

      Not entirely true. Education and patience can help fix ignorance for most people

    • @benjamindouglas862
      @benjamindouglas862 2 месяца назад

      You can't control your intelligence but you have a duty to our species to minimize your ignorance.

  • @enliltheprince
    @enliltheprince 3 месяца назад +214

    The backstage crew that cracked up got me 😂

  • @wickedashley
    @wickedashley 18 дней назад

    Sis is truly just concerned for his well-being 🤣 she said “you will be in financial ruin completely by accident by next year. Please. No.”

  • @LuckyGem613
    @LuckyGem613 Месяц назад +25

    AW!!! Court was looking at their engagement ring.

  • @CJ-vi7dx
    @CJ-vi7dx 3 месяца назад +191

    He will never have to be worried of her outsmarting him lol

    • @cynicallemonade1792
      @cynicallemonade1792 2 месяца назад +4

      If they are partners then no one has to outsmart the other person since they should have each others back and not be enemies

    • @VenomHalos
      @VenomHalos 2 месяца назад +2

      Why would anyone worry about something like that?

  • @youdie93
    @youdie93 3 месяца назад +879

    My brother's girlfriend is this stupid. She said that she was sad because he boiled crabs alive. So my brother told her that he drowned them first. She responded with: oh, okay! That's fine I guess

    • @euphoricadriana
      @euphoricadriana 3 месяца назад +54

      💀

    • @robo7643
      @robo7643 3 месяца назад +56

      At least she has more empathy for animals than your brother 👀

    • @Aesos3429
      @Aesos3429 3 месяца назад +167

      @@robo7643 except she said it was fine that he drowned them before boiling them…even if that’s not possible, not really seeing the sympathy there 😅

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue 3 месяца назад +59

      @@robo7643crabs live in the water. You can’t drown aquatic animals.

    • @Dr.ZaiusOfficial
      @Dr.ZaiusOfficial 3 месяца назад +29

      That’s despicable. Crabs have feelings like any other creature never boil an animal alive.

  • @Willlustrates
    @Willlustrates 25 дней назад

    Marther Luther King Jr died for our sins vibes😂😂😂

  • @Kanetsugi
    @Kanetsugi 21 день назад

    This sounds like a reverse Hayley smith and Jeff Fischer from American Dad😂😂

  • @StigesPrime08
    @StigesPrime08 3 месяца назад +113

    She is either your worst enemy or your favorite person. Sometimes people that stupid are so fun, you can tell them anything and they just roll with it

  • @WhoDeyChurch
    @WhoDeyChurch 3 месяца назад +223

    I would've voted for MLK a 3rd time if i could

    • @Yourlocaltntlbystander
      @Yourlocaltntlbystander 3 месяца назад +4

      😭

    • @CedricBassman
      @CedricBassman 3 месяца назад +5

      Judging by what we got instead, or even had as an option, yeah a 3rd term as a one time exception would've been neat.

    • @ShadowedDemise
      @ShadowedDemise 3 месяца назад +2

      @@CedricBassmanExcept the VP for “MLK” is the current president. Now how do you feel about that, vs what we had 4 years ago?

    • @Rorschachqp
      @Rorschachqp 3 месяца назад +4

      I would too. Would love to have a black Republican as president, one who actually cares about black people in America.

    • @CedricBassman
      @CedricBassman 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Rorschachqp
      Except that MLK was, if anything, a Socialist at heart. He never claimed to be in either camp, but it is in line for Republicans to make wild claims and treat them as fact.

  • @ImmerSon
    @ImmerSon 2 месяца назад

    Naw that last one was funny as hell 😂

  • @StealthMarmot_
    @StealthMarmot_ 23 дня назад +1

    This women is the personification of "Oh bless her heart."

  • @OfDaSouth
    @OfDaSouth 3 месяца назад +195

    the "let's fucking GOOOO dude!" was literally so relatable I can't

    • @First_Last__
      @First_Last__ 3 месяца назад +6

      the most vague expression that can be used after anything.. extremely relatable

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 3 месяца назад

      You can't....what.

  • @TheAngryCleric
    @TheAngryCleric 3 месяца назад +240

    She’s probably happier than the rest of us tho and there’s value in that.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 месяца назад +35

      Happier because everyone else has to hold her hand like a damn baby to keep her alive 💀

    • @teritt
      @teritt 3 месяца назад +22

      Ignorance is bliss

    • @shortznig2938
      @shortznig2938 3 месяца назад +5

      Ignorance is indeed bliss.

    • @TheAce0fAllTrades
      @TheAce0fAllTrades 3 месяца назад +5

      She’s definitely not losing any sleep over her brother-in-law