5 years later: Juan turned to alcoholism and substance abuse to distract himself from his intense feelings of guilt, regret and sadness after his brutal, cold-blooded murder of "Man". His boredom had blinded his judgement for a moment on that fateful day, and now that momentary lapse of reason will haunt him for the remainder of his life. He sold his beloved balcony and used the money to erect a memorial for "Man", and he swore to never again evoke his Giga-Juan form. He now works as a juanitor at a local establishment, making barely enough to sustain his crippling addictions, waiting for the inevitable release from his misery; a once-majestic being who is no more than a husk of his former glory now.
Juan the Adventurer: Book 1 Chapter 1 ; Once there was a horse named Juan who was being on a balcony. He was so bored that he wanted to go to a beach for a slumber. While he was resting another glorious and proud looking horse appeared. The name was "Man.". They didn't know their fates become connected from this moment on. ...
Nah, it would teach the children that violence and putting up fights to harmless people are cool, and they're not :/ (Trust me im not trying to be "That" guy but like, think about it XD)
@@_obi_wan_kenobi_ Once upon a time, There was a Mexican horse named Juan, who lives on a balcony. He was a special and popular horse among the other horses. Juan lives with the other horses, which live in a human society. Humans get so into wanting to create the next best thing, to get popular and rich. Humans a few generations before when Juan lived, made, “Technology”, commonly used in the current moment. Technology got very popular, so when a new generation came, a lot of humans in society had a device or a friend or family member with those devices. And so, with these little devices, they made a lot of good, bad, and questionable things. When Juan existed,there was a thing called “Internet meme”, which in Juan’s was defined to be something for humor, and at that time it was questionable. So, one human took a picture of Juan in his natural habitat. This picture is very important, and will always go down in history when Juan lived. Juan’s picture blew up on the internet, with thousands of humans seeing it. Therefore, Juan became a very popular, successful and powerful horse. One day, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Juan decided to go and explore the real world, so he isn’t just stuck on a balcony all day. He jumped out and started searching. He went to a piece of land called, “beach” in his time. A “Beach” is located near the ocean and at an edge of land. Beaches where a very popular choice for humans to chill during the summer. Juan soon found an empty beach and decided to go to sleep on it, on the sand feeling calm. Time flies by, and a new horse came into the scene. His name was “Man”, and really different from Juan. Man knew about Juan’s power, and so Man wanted to meet him. Man accidentally woke up Juan. And Juan was mad. Man introduced himself, by saying three letters and one word: “Man.” And Juan has the suspicion that Man wanted to go down with a fight. Juan said, “I see. Well, if it’s a fight you want, it’s a fight you’ll get”, which would be the quote for ages. Juan immediately turned into a strong horse, stronger than Man could ever be. When Man tried to explain himself, Juan used his powers to push Man to the sky, so he’ll not be bothered. After the big boost, Juan transformed into his normal self. “Justice has been restored.” Said Juan after transforming back. “Well, that’s enough of adventure for one day. Time to return to my balcony” Juan’s said proudly. Juan went back to his balcony, to rest there. The day ended, with Juan being our true hero. The end.
@@alejoqc9540 I need to buy milk, I go to buy milk, there's no milk, I go to another store buy milk, there's a weird brand of milk, I buy that milk, I come back home
“Is he named juan because he juandered up onto that balcony?” - my grandma Edit: damn, I didn’t expect this to get any attention. I showed her a picture of Juan again and the conversation went something like this. “Remember this guy?” “Yeah... he still hasn’t gotten down?” :( “No, he’s still up there.” “Aww.... someone should help him.” “Yeah, probably.” “A horse so juanderful shouldn’t be trapped up there so long.” :( She’s still the pun master.
10/10 - great visuals - action packed - story flows naturally - realistic CGI - amazing sound mixing and voice acting • Deserves an Oscar • Might recommend to this my friends and family.
"this appears to be a suitable place to rest"
*turns 2 dimensional*
Plase
Was Juan 3 dimensional before?
@@XxShikuMikuxX no he was already 2 dimensional but the commenter didn't phrase his thoughts correctly
No its actually 1 dimensional
Flat juan theory
The Gameboy advance sound effect really enhanced the experience.
Sure does
O hi there
No
M
no
1930's: there will be flying cars in future
2020: _juan_
Even better
Take it or leave it...
juan
Juan
man
man:literally does nothing
Juan: So you have chosen death
He distrurb hees sluumbare
for sure
It's how my mafia works
Juàn
why they can't be friends
Friend: “This movie is based on a true story.”
The movie:
Man.
Underrated comment
This is based on a true story silly
Wdym? It's real
seems pretty real to me
this is the greatest story ever told
here before the comment gets popular
here before the comment gets popular
here before the popular gets comment
ikr
@@ketamella8203 tru dat
i love how juan's voice is a spanish speaking loquendo speaking english
Loquendo is other voice
@@pandequeso Tas wey
Verdad xd
I hear some Irish in that accent
Yes
juan having a strong hispanic acccent makes this 100x times funnier
I know right 😂
@ABSOLUTAMENTE NADIE Fluid english > Fluent english
But have you already mastered the "Solid English"?
@@thesilver7238 You guys are trash, imagine not mastering Bose-Einstein Condensate English
Mom: Be careful The internet is a dangerous place
The internet:
It sure is dangerous
mom was right, this is too violent
Very Violent.
Man
Juan is to be feared.
someone: every dreams have a meaning
my dream:
the damm train cj?
JUAN 😎😡😐😈👌
😂😂😂😂
Maybe it means, you will have a pet like that
@@maxien101 thats a nightmare
The character development in this story is unbelievable..
That's friendship power
I know right?
Juan has a great character development
this is one of my favorite series of all time
I see you everywhere
Didn’t ask
Whats the song at the start???
This a movie.
@@catboyneilcicierega did someone ask if you asked?
The joke here is that being a horse on a balcony sure is boring...
Yep
here before the comment gets popular
It is to never miss with Juan’s slumber because if you do, Giga Juan will banish you out of existence
Your profile picture is the best thing I've seen so far
Lmao the Leshawna ball
Man.
you are also banned on youtube
Man
Man
Juan.
*j u a n*
"what's your sense of humor? "
it's complicated-
Relatable
it's broken
j u A n
Relatable
You wouldn't understand
Man is the best villain in cinematic history
MAN.
*Meme history
this comment left me thinking
No one disturbs Juan's slumber
juan is villain you didn't got it
Non english person:
English in my head: *fluent speaking noises*
English when I talk:
niggaaaaaaa
@@erick_7899 a
@@erick_7899 a
@@luliboba a
@@erick_7899 æ
the way he flattens into the sand is pure art
YESSS
The video is wholesome
@@deathbyjas c casa
2077
Robot: who are you?
Horse: I'm *M A N*
The best part of this is how Juan uses a Spanish text to speech, amazing detail
En efecto
Por supuesto
totalmente
Ciertamente
Si
Boomers: I hate my wife
Millennials: I hate my life
Zoomers:
Joostice has been restoręd
I hate my teen partners
Another same comment, why tf do you do this shit
69 likes lmao
Yo que?
"ma-"
Giga Juan: So you have chosen death.
I like juan
no
juan doesnt like u
juan.
Me too
Thank you
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me: nothing.
My brain: *"Juan: The movie"*
@Andrew McKee Yes
We need it
Teacher: Why are you crying?
Me: nothing.
My brain: MAN.
It's better than actual movies
My name is also Juan. And i just have to say that this story is 100% accurate to a Juan's life
Ok David
My name is also juan
Ok Nate
My name is also juan
@@falckight my name is Juan David. But I prefer David lol
5 years later:
Juan turned to alcoholism and substance abuse to distract himself from his intense feelings of guilt, regret and sadness after his brutal, cold-blooded murder of "Man". His boredom had blinded his judgement for a moment on that fateful day, and now that momentary lapse of reason will haunt him for the remainder of his life. He sold his beloved balcony and used the money to erect a memorial for "Man", and he swore to never again evoke his Giga-Juan form. He now works as a juanitor at a local establishment, making barely enough to sustain his crippling addictions, waiting for the inevitable release from his misery; a once-majestic being who is no more than a husk of his former glory now.
damn
damn
Fun fact: horses sleep standing up unless they need a deep sleep then they sleep laying down
Facts
Imagine tryna sleep standing up, that is torture.
@@Truebro79 and they sleep like 2 hours
@@ratsmacker693 i guess juan aint gonna be alive for much longer if thats the case
@@Truebro79 r.i.p juan
He fucking died man
the fact that the voice is made for Spanish texts makes even better
Si
confirmo
Que
@@DrowsyBoi Sito 😎😎😎🤙🤙😈😈😈
"from"
Nobody:
Stories for Kids:
Ikr they make no sense👨💻
XD
Most true thing I’ve seen in a long time
Also made the likes 900.
:D didn't know this would blow up
man
RUclips be like: 'At this point, he'll watch anything!'
Hey, this is a true piece of hispanic art!
Thats actually Jean when he saw the ocean in season 3
LMAO JEAN 🖐😭
horseface vs ocean
Oh maaan 🤣
LMAOOOO
Nvr expect an aot reference to appear here lol
*Omg i’m literally shaking and crying right now no way Juan would do this* 😭😫
here before the comment gets popular
Here before my kidnapper let’s me out
No one disturbs hes rest.
hola
@@juan-ex4sy Juan
If they did the fusion dance, they would become Juan Punch Man
no
no
juan punch man?
no
no
Yes noice pfp btw tbh and ive subbed to your channel dio for fun
This is inspiring, Juan finally found MAN and it was truly, truly heart warming
Man: **Breathes**
Juan: *So you have chosen death*
Juan
Juan
*Juan.*
👍👍👍
Hey Lois, Juan.
4 likes
Fake Peter
NAKED PETER
BOTTOM TEXT
beter
Man
*Moral of the story:*
*NEVER MESS WITH JUAN*
Or giga Juan
yes
@Juan Hello Juan its an honor
Never Call a horse MAN
I'm the 1000th liker of this comment
man
0:40 Juan after watching jojo:
Dbz*
the dislikes are from people that don’t have a balcony
or ppl with rotat phone
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don’t have a balcony and I still love this ytp
The dislikes are from big boomers who don’t understand quality
Technically i have a balcony
imagine the historians in the future trying to work out what this means
they would probably make this into a religion
I think LIMC channel will be more than a reliable source in the future
@@ok-si4lb true LOL
@@اسامةالخوالدي-ب5خ yep
@George B omg thats a good theory
The perfect sequel doesn't exi-
Not gonna like it until some uncivilized imbecile makes this over 420
@@Questionanswerer11 So uncivilized
@@joaoantonionogueira3068 I liked it now that someone ruined it
@@Questionanswerer11 I wasn't criticizing you, I just wanted to make a Star Wars joke
@@joaoantonionogueira3068 hello there
I think I've just found my favourite RUclips Clip EVER...
This should be a bed time story to tell the kids
Juan the Adventurer: Book 1
Chapter 1 ;
Once there was a horse named Juan who was being on a balcony. He was so bored that he wanted to go to a beach for a slumber. While he was resting another glorious and proud looking horse appeared. The name was "Man.".
They didn't know their fates become connected from this moment on.
...
Nah, it would teach the children that violence and putting up fights to harmless people are cool, and they're not :/
(Trust me im not trying to be "That" guy but like, think about it XD)
it is.
@@_obi_wan_kenobi_ Once upon a time, There was a Mexican horse named Juan, who lives on a balcony. He was a special and popular horse among the other horses. Juan lives with the other horses, which live in a human society. Humans get so into wanting to create the next best thing, to get popular and rich. Humans a few generations before when Juan lived, made, “Technology”, commonly used in the current moment. Technology got very popular, so when a new generation came, a lot of humans in society had a device or a friend or family member with those devices. And so, with these little devices, they made a lot of good, bad, and questionable things. When Juan existed,there was a thing called “Internet meme”, which in Juan’s was defined to be something for humor, and at that time it was questionable. So, one human took a picture of Juan in his natural habitat. This picture is very important, and will always go down in history when Juan lived. Juan’s picture blew up on the internet, with thousands of humans seeing it. Therefore, Juan became a very popular, successful and powerful horse. One day, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Juan decided to go and explore the real world, so he isn’t just stuck on a balcony all day. He jumped out and started searching. He went to a piece of land called, “beach” in his time. A “Beach” is located near the ocean and at an edge of land. Beaches where a very popular choice for humans to chill during the summer. Juan soon found an empty beach and decided to go to sleep on it, on the sand feeling calm. Time flies by, and a new horse came into the scene. His name was “Man”, and really different from Juan. Man knew about Juan’s power, and so Man wanted to meet him. Man accidentally woke up Juan. And Juan was mad. Man introduced himself, by saying three letters and one word: “Man.” And Juan has the suspicion that Man wanted to go down with a fight. Juan said, “I see. Well, if it’s a fight you want, it’s a fight you’ll get”, which would be the quote for ages. Juan immediately turned into a strong horse, stronger than Man could ever be. When Man tried to explain himself, Juan used his powers to push Man to the sky, so he’ll not be bothered. After the big boost, Juan transformed into his normal self. “Justice has been restored.” Said Juan after transforming back. “Well, that’s enough of adventure for one day. Time to return to my balcony” Juan’s said proudly. Juan went back to his balcony, to rest there. The day ended, with Juan being our true hero. The end.
@@SuuneSan If i ever have a kid, I will tell the exact story before they go to sleep :') thank u
There should be a Netflix Series about Juan
Looking forward to it 😃
Who will play as Juan tho?
@@elkevinski Joergen
@@vinzuoo7141 Who's Jöergen tho?
@@elkevinski My nephew
I see English speaking people start to understand spanish humor...
good humor
_Latino humor_
@@chab_e no es sólo latino :l
I don’t think they’ll understand “no pelien”
@@chab_e Hispanic
Es humor hispano porque es en español XD
*Juan VS Man*
Strength: *Juan*
Speed: *=* ( they’re both horses)
IQ: *Man*
Battle IQ: *Juan*
Experience: *Juan*
Endurance: *Man*
Balcony: *Juan*
Beach: *Man*
Horse: *=*
Winner: *Juan*
The best part is...
*This follows the hero's jorney*
Campbell is quaking
It's hard to make something that doesn't.
@@alejoqc9540 I need to buy milk, I go to buy milk, there's no milk, I go to another store buy milk, there's a weird brand of milk, I buy that milk, I come back home
@@_12k70 See? That proves it.
@@alejoqc9540 I drink the weird milk, I die.
Random guy: Omg Godzilla vs Kong is the most ambitious crossover!!
Me, an intellectual:
giga juan.
@@eshal109 man
Hey Peter, I'm in a relationship with Juan...
*no*
no
no
no
no
This video is nostalgic, even though it's 2 years ago
"If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you get"
I N S P I R I N G
ruclips.net/video/w86rotpPU1Q/видео.html ,,..
V E R Y!!
Cool and good.
juan.
man.
where is my foond
juan.
Hi
“Is he named juan because he juandered up onto that balcony?” - my grandma
Edit: damn, I didn’t expect this to get any attention. I showed her a picture of Juan again and the conversation went something like this.
“Remember this guy?”
“Yeah... he still hasn’t gotten down?” :(
“No, he’s still up there.”
“Aww.... someone should help him.”
“Yeah, probably.”
“A horse so juanderful shouldn’t be trapped up there so long.” :(
She’s still the pun master.
your grandmother has a good sense of humor
Protect her at all cost
dont u dare put this on your sweet grandma
@@red_infinitystone she must know of the ancient fight between Juan and Man, and various outcomes of it.
holy fuck that went smooth lmao
the other horse would have been dead if juan punch man.
"40 years old single mom laughing at minions memes on facebook is so cringe"
*say the zoomer who teared up laughing at this*
This is objectively funnier.
@@Dexuz lol
@@Dexuz definitely
Humour is subjective people, just saying...
True
Plot twist : Juan is actually jean from Attack on titan
_G I G A J E A N._
exactly xD
man STFU can you stop sayin titan for a sec ? cringe
@@dirrickzm6413 m
@@dirrickzm6413 Titan
0:55 me after studying 5 minutes
Extended comment about ur comment
Me after studying 5 minute crafts
Just replace balcony with bed
I felt that
Agreed.
lmaoaoo
Teacher: Do u have idol kids?
Me: J U A N
Juan is the only horse that doesn't sleep standing up.
oh my god I just realised 👁👄👁
FR I REALIZED IT IMMEDIATELY
Horses take rests standing up, but they go in a deep sleep laying down.
You’ve noticed
i guess Juan built diffrent
“Being a horse on a balcony sure is boring”
ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT M8
I love how MAN says a tiny "MAN" before being eliminated from existence
yeah
0:38
Juan evolving and he suddenly become Don. Don Juan.
g i g a
j u a n.
In el Salvador there is a supermarket chain called (la despensa de don Juan)
DON JUAN OVERTURE MUSICIANS ARE QUAKING
He didnt just grow his weight, size, width. He grew something much bigger.
Juan really went to the beach, killed someone, and then dipped
Juan needs the madlad of the year award
In the future humor will be randomly generated.
Lol 😂
Weed eater
Said a stupid cucumber
How would you know that
It already is
We didn’t see the body Man is still alive
The body is yeeted into space
You're laughing, Our boi Juan committed a crime...And You're Laughing
“Its amazing to think about what people will be doing with computers in 30 years”
- Bill Gates
LMAO I remember him saying that
*man*
man
Bill Gates had high hopes for us
0:44 Imagine seeing this on your trip at the beach
Nigel Christopher ah yes just a normal vacation day
Take a picture and run
I saw this:
ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html
With the floating text included.
Arousing af
This could become an amazing series...
Give this an anime adaptation
when he said "time tooo return tooo my balcony" i felt that
Yo en una presentación de inglés be like:
Real
*m a n.*
*MAAAAAAN*
tAim tU riTernn Tu mAi bALcoNi
Esto se le conoce como Shitpost Acá en LATAM.
Así que...
Pablo 😎👍
_preview_
no
චිත්රපට සහ රුසියාව සමග විවාහ කර ඇත ඒ අනුව මෙම තත්ත්වය මත පදනම්ව ඒ අනුව එම තත්ත්වය පිළිබඳව ද යන්න
what?
i thought i was the only sri lankan who likes juan.
The
" Who are you"
" I am Juan "
" Impossible"
What?
Bro 4 years later this hit different
Okay people let us meet again in 10 years when youtube recommends this again
M A N
I tought this was made 10 years ago, but oh , was I wrong
Yep I'll be waiting for that day
m a n
m a n.
0:45 i love it when he says
" G I G A J U A N "
ma-
When JUAN went 🔄
I felt that
mood.
Si
@@tdtgd8971 irl JUAN!!!111!! 😳
QUALITY, been laughing for about a year
La profesora de ingles: a ver tu presentación
yo:
XD
JAJJAJAJJAA
JAJAJAJAJ
true lmao
jajaj al fin un comentario en español literalmente puro gringo aca
Top 10 Anime Crossovers
"Well, if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get."
-juan
It was all the old 90s tunes and tones that had me laughing my arse off 😂
Plot twist: Man is juan's future self when he was starved for 7 days
Man came to warn Juan about staying on the balcony too long or returning to the balcony.
who are you who is so wise in ways of sience
Is good to see mexico finally having good relationships with the US
Juan has a spanish accent lol
callate
@@johnsalchichon777 No quiero >:(
@@johnsalchichon777 No queremos >:(
@@johnsalchichon777 n o q u e r e m o s, y o s o y *j u a n*
I was not prepared for Giga Juan. He is truly a hero for the ages.
i almost died. literally. i couldnt breathe and no one was here to help me XD
im so pissed off. man shouldve one that juan
Juan is love. Juan is life.
Please no
“Who dares to disturb my SLUYMBEAR” gets me every time 😂😂
🤣
I wouldn’t be shock if this is the only peice of evidence humans existed
Everyone asks why is Juan?
But nobody asks how is Juan?
10/10
- great visuals
- action packed
- story flows naturally
- realistic CGI
- amazing sound mixing and voice acting
• Deserves an Oscar
• Might recommend to this my friends and family.
We really need an hour or two long movie about Juan The Horsie
some animator reading this: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
Juan: Time to rest.
Also Juan: *flattens self*
Legend has it, Man is planning revenge
Yes
0:49 I see my boy Juan is eating his vegetables
This just in: horse crosses Atlantic, invades Germany and obliterates unsuspecting victim...
Fact of the day: Horses sleep standing up
Fun fact to your fun fact, mostly horse's do sleep standed up, but when they are safe and inside, they lay down 😇
@@kahviholisti4542 i didn't know that, thank you 😂
Not juan.
Just wait till he meets "CAVALO"
Mi amigo pronunciando el inglés be like: