"Spiderman doesn't kill people"

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @Pider95
    @Pider95  Год назад +185

    Lore accurate Insomniac Spider-man - ruclips.net/video/JokXHmVWYVQ/видео.html

  • @maxifernandez1760
    @maxifernandez1760 Год назад +3465

    Spiderman, Batman and Daredevil are the trifecta of "We don't kill people, we just give them brain damage"

    • @tonybloodloss
      @tonybloodloss Год назад +131

      We don't kill people, we kill their lives.
      Some non-lethal superhero(c)

    • @ZachofPotatoes732
      @ZachofPotatoes732 Год назад +57

      Spider-Man’s and Batman’s villains sorta deserve it tbh. At least there’s the punisher to do it

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 Год назад +13

      Didn’t Daredevil kill a guy by having a train run him over

    • @superancient
      @superancient Год назад +77

      We don't kill people. We just make them wish we did.

    • @mirzapramudya1580
      @mirzapramudya1580 Год назад +54

      "We don't kill people, their hospital bills however..."

  • @mechbfp3219
    @mechbfp3219 Год назад +7104

    “You’re a real hero!” She is also a big fan of The Punisher.

    • @stekingtv
      @stekingtv Год назад +245

      homelander energy

    • @Pider95
      @Pider95  Год назад +238

      "I'm better than you"

    • @curtisharvey2330
      @curtisharvey2330 Год назад +62

      She's probably got one of those bumper stickers.

    • @mobbarley1102
      @mobbarley1102 Год назад +21

      @@curtisharvey2330why do so many people have punisher stickers lol

    • @justinhansen8235
      @justinhansen8235 Год назад +17

      @@mobbarley1102 Especially cops! Like, wtf...

  • @justinpullen1097
    @justinpullen1097 Год назад +4407

    "At some point, I stopped pulling my punches."

    • @hi124-d5r
      @hi124-d5r Год назад +32

      In slow motion action 😂

    • @_makeitreal_
      @_makeitreal_ Год назад +41

      he changed suits because the tasm one suit was so intimidating and creepy, it makes sense that once he gets all aggressive he would put it back on lmao

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Год назад +22

      “It’s a canon event. Being Spider-Man is making a sacrifice. That sacrifice is the lives of people who commit crimes.”

    • @phrog.4809
      @phrog.4809 Год назад +19

      No one even mentions the fact he’s wearing Andrew’s suit, it’s perfect

  • @necrophoniac
    @necrophoniac Год назад +11096

    The fact he got caught under the moving wheel before Spider-Man even lifted the vehicle is enough for him to be worm food. Spider-Man dropping the car on his critically injured body was just his way of putting that poor criminal scum out of its missery. You should all be grateful he's protecting our city.

    • @lvl_zero491
      @lvl_zero491 Год назад +505

      Evil jjj be like:

    • @kingpatrick7730
      @kingpatrick7730 Год назад +28

      Nah man

    • @historicflame972
      @historicflame972 Год назад +155

      Even worse was the dude was bugged out, watch closely, he never gets in the car, but is run over the whole time

    • @Rei_Foxgodwhorshipper
      @Rei_Foxgodwhorshipper Год назад +38

      nah, i hardly believe someone at that point would still be alive, how many meters did he did? surely a bit more than ten, no way he was alive or at least conscious

    • @codygreene8783
      @codygreene8783 Год назад +33

      I mean. Let's be honest. This is the guns kill people argument all over again. That car is the murderer with the wheel on 5th Avenue.

  • @gengarvenom1180
    @gengarvenom1180 Год назад +2872

    "I won't kill you"
    * Throws Car *
    "But I don't have to save you."
    * Leaves *

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 Год назад +85

      Pretty sure he killed that guy twice 😂

    • @Brandonhayhew
      @Brandonhayhew Год назад +43

      I love batman begins reference

    • @RAM23Wolf
      @RAM23Wolf Год назад +91

      "I won't kill you"
      *Kills him*
      "But I don't have to save you."
      *kills him more*

    • @BDG.99
      @BDG.99 Год назад +5

      @@RAM23Wolf 🤣🤣

    • @masterofthecontinuum
      @masterofthecontinuum Год назад +23

      Spider-man throws a car on a guy.
      Snyder be like "gravity killed him."

  • @justsomejoyousj
    @justsomejoyousj Год назад +2623

    Are we gonna talk about the entrance where Spidey landed on that dudes head and crushed him like he was a fucking Mario enemy? Jesus..

    • @Pider95
      @Pider95  Год назад +366

      Spidey has to make an 'impactful' entrance to make it clear whose town this is

    • @MrHam-fq1gu
      @MrHam-fq1gu Год назад +104

      I'm pretty sure the guy he does that to is the same guy who gets caught in the wheel and then gets a car on his head

    • @anujparihar6350
      @anujparihar6350 Год назад +7

      @@Pider95lmao😂😂

    • @beanverysmol
      @beanverysmol Год назад +42

      nah wait if spidey wasn't holding back that guy would've actually turned into a goomba

    • @FlyingZard11
      @FlyingZard11 Год назад +18

      @@beanverysmol But goombas don't have any...arms...
      ...mygod....

  • @sambutcher2302
    @sambutcher2302 Год назад +1657

    Spiderman straight murderdunks that dude and just ends with a "huh." Classic shit, Parker.

    • @Pider95
      @Pider95  Год назад +61

      He finally stopped pulling his punches 🤣

    • @Piccolo800
      @Piccolo800 Год назад +37

      "Please, i'll do anything!"
      "Nuh huh"
      -Parker

    • @Sussybaka34783
      @Sussybaka34783 Год назад +4

      “That just happened.”

    • @VidiaReePhoenix
      @VidiaReePhoenix 11 месяцев назад +1

      "He's a menace!"

  • @dewankapp9285
    @dewankapp9285 Год назад +468

    Being dragged by the car was one thing, but being crushed in the end is pure brutality. Made me burst out laughing 😂

    • @Wertyber
      @Wertyber Год назад +5

      man really said "that was so brutal, I burst out laughing"

  • @gravywravy521
    @gravywravy521 Год назад +498

    I love that in insomniac it’s more effective to web people to incapacitate then just beat the shit out of them. Feels accurate to the character and it’s so satisfying

    • @toalorikan626
      @toalorikan626 Год назад +56

      That’s just the regular thugs too, their unable to escape human scaled spider silk.

    • @thebcwonder4850
      @thebcwonder4850 Год назад +3

      You can web people?

    • @thebcwonder4850
      @thebcwonder4850 Год назад +4

      @@syntex3664 I just spam square

    • @alexferrier5732
      @alexferrier5732 Год назад +16

      There is a melee build where you 2 shot enemies and clean house faster than webbing them tho.
      But yeah, webbing is very effective in this game

    • @thebcwonder4850
      @thebcwonder4850 Год назад

      @@alexferrier5732 tell pls

  • @jakandratchet9930
    @jakandratchet9930 Год назад +476

    To be fair, I’m pretty sure that guy was already dead before the car was dropped back on him 😂

    • @sepehrghasemi5183
      @sepehrghasemi5183 Год назад +12

      that guy was up there whenci got here
      -deadpool

    • @BLOOD_SPORTX
      @BLOOD_SPORTX Год назад +4

      If this game had gore and more blood it would look brutal

    • @weinereater-wm6qm
      @weinereater-wm6qm Год назад +2

      His back was absolutely broken at the very least

    • @gl424
      @gl424 Год назад +2

      ........well.......if they weren't dead before......

    • @subscribeIfURCoo
      @subscribeIfURCoo 5 дней назад

      He dosent kill he just helps them nap forever

  • @obitouchiha2581
    @obitouchiha2581 Год назад +177

    If this is what normal spiderman is like, imagine how much chaos Venom-Peter will cause in the next one

    • @isaiahgeorge906
      @isaiahgeorge906 Год назад +19

      Venom-Peter would slaughter house the whole populace then

    • @Pider95
      @Pider95  Год назад +21

      I cannot wait 🎉

    • @mcbdllc2848
      @mcbdllc2848 Год назад +5

      Venom Peter? Do you mean symbiote Spiderman cuz wtf is a venom spiderman

  • @davidstinger1134
    @davidstinger1134 11 месяцев назад +16

    You gotta appreciate all the effort Spiderman put into getting a proper grip of the car just to crush the robber exactly how he wanted to.

  • @Anradak
    @Anradak Год назад +65

    i love how he throws the car at him like
    "here, i think this is yours"

  • @aeternovortrix
    @aeternovortrix Год назад +302

    dead criminal's timeline:
    0:22 gets absolutely demolished by spiderman in combat
    0:26 falls infront of the car and gets pushed around
    0:38 leg is visibly caught on the driver's side door
    0:41 gets crushed by car wheel and bursts into flames
    0:48 fucking dies

    • @Pider95
      @Pider95  Год назад +28

      That was comprehensive. Thank you!

    • @avilude
      @avilude Год назад +40

      That guy at 0:14 is probably dead as well considering how quickly that web pulled him into the ground face first. Even the initial punch is probably lethal judging by how far he got sent up.

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 Год назад +2

      🤣

    • @oratank
      @oratank Год назад +11

      @@avilude yeah he already dead or vegetative at the moment Peter send him fly 5m away with uppercut

    • @shawnsouth327
      @shawnsouth327 Год назад

      @@oratankdefinitely dead your jaw would be bone dust and the rest of your head would fly of decapitating you or explode

  • @Brotherhood_Knight
    @Brotherhood_Knight Год назад +53

    "Before my uncle died he told me i was special"
    -spooder man

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 Год назад +74

    I love Spiderman looking at the people in the end there like "You didn't see anything....RIGHT?" XD

  • @spideyboy27
    @spideyboy27 Год назад +15

    *That criminal belike*
    "Please spiderman! Forgive me"
    Spiderman: "You want forgiveness? Get some religion"

  • @Linjago30
    @Linjago30 Год назад +115

    "Now for the pressure valve."

    • @Joranthalus
      @Joranthalus Год назад +1

      What is this from

    • @DragonMasterDM
      @DragonMasterDM Год назад +15

      @@JoranthalusThere’s a video that’s similar to this one about the Miles Morales game. In it he throws a dude into a car causing it to explode and then just says “now for the pressure valve” in a surprisingly menacing way.

    • @DragonMasterDM
      @DragonMasterDM Год назад

      @@Joranthalus m.ruclips.net/video/YAMuP4wgqJE/видео.html

  • @Sillychanlol
    @Sillychanlol Год назад +78

    he doesn't kill him...he just gave him a little massage with a car

  • @Clupadight
    @Clupadight Год назад +60

    I’ve got a whole library of me “not killing people” in spider-man

    • @tonybloodloss
      @tonybloodloss Год назад +5

      Upload it to RUclips, man! It will be popular.

  • @neonkscksc
    @neonkscksc Год назад +108

    Even for Punisher that would be overkill.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 11 месяцев назад +4

      yeah punisher is more efficient military style, he can be brutal when he needs to be or wants to be but tbh most of his killing is brought about by his elite military training - but he'd probably think it'd just be easier to put a bullet in em.

    • @marcen12
      @marcen12 14 дней назад

      "What I do to my enemies is use bullets but, YOU! YOU fucked up!"

  • @tylero1689
    @tylero1689 Год назад +82

    Bro wanted to make sure so he threw the car back on him 💀

  • @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz
    @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz Год назад +6

    Bro had a heart attack at the wheel and spidey decided he still needed his legally mandated beatdown

  • @Negan-n7j
    @Negan-n7j Год назад +31

    "Activate instant kill" - Peter Parker Endgame

  • @EGGPLAYUH420j9
    @EGGPLAYUH420j9 Год назад +835

    “Spider Man please don’t drop the car on me I’ll got to prison quietly. I got kids man you can’t do this.”
    “I missed the part where that’s my problem”

    • @Pider95
      @Pider95  Год назад +62

      I am so ready for Bully Lowenthal

    • @EGGPLAYUH420j9
      @EGGPLAYUH420j9 Год назад +17

      @@Pider95 yeah more bully spider people the better

    • @bumblebeealso
      @bumblebeealso Год назад +17

      @@Pider95 more like Fury Lowenthal

    • @Night5225
      @Night5225 Год назад +2

      NO SPIDER MAN

    • @tobeyparker3459
      @tobeyparker3459 Год назад +13

      You should've thought of that earlier

  • @thedinosaurmann2436
    @thedinosaurmann2436 Год назад +33

    J J Jameson: you see he is a menace!!!!!

    • @elliter5465
      @elliter5465 11 месяцев назад +1

      I missed the part where thats my problem

  • @thisnameisexpunged
    @thisnameisexpunged Год назад +28

    Spider-Man : Car, meet Thug. Thug, meet Car. *SLAM*

  • @ChaosDraguss
    @ChaosDraguss Год назад +11

    Pete went to the Batman school of "non-lethally disabling" people.

  • @takiyayep8436
    @takiyayep8436 Год назад +13

    "I'm gonna put a car on your eyes"
    "stings doesn't it?"

    • @Pider95
      @Pider95  Год назад

      Ok that was a good one

  • @adityaunde4134
    @adityaunde4134 Год назад +33

    Forget the car I would be dead by his punches

  • @dandyspacedandy
    @dandyspacedandy Год назад +26

    clearly everyone in this continuity is actually a meta human to some degree

  • @DimarisPlays
    @DimarisPlays Год назад +20

    Those claps in the end are icing on the cake.

  • @TaydemBorrebach-c7u
    @TaydemBorrebach-c7u Год назад +197

    i imagine this is stuff he'll do in the next spiderman game, like he'll just straight up chuck cars at criminals and the finishers will be super brutal

    • @Pider95
      @Pider95  Год назад +24

      Hell yes, can't wait

    • @realjohnlove
      @realjohnlove Год назад +4

      Thats basically the 2004 Spider-mAn 2 game

    • @MonstrMash123458943
      @MonstrMash123458943 Год назад +1

      @@realjohnlove which was extremely overrated

    • @BeggaX
      @BeggaX Год назад +1

      @@realjohnlove fr

    • @BeggaX
      @BeggaX Год назад +3

      @@MonstrMash123458943 *under* you mean maybe now the games now overrated but now that i think about it you could be right

  • @DaGleese
    @DaGleese Год назад +5

    "It's a good thing Spidey pulls his punches!"
    **kicks guy off of the empire state building**

  • @Kugelblitz2b
    @Kugelblitz2b 25 дней назад +4

    That's a cold blooded murder in broad daylight 😢

  • @FPSJesus
    @FPSJesus Год назад +20

    He doesn't kill people, he destroys them.

  • @koolaidspositive
    @koolaidspositive Год назад +16

    That whole video was flawless!
    I was expecting the car to fall on him, but not the getting caught in the wheel part 😂

  • @hiarchie
    @hiarchie Год назад +1

    NOT THE FINISHING MOVE BEING HIM SLAMMING THE VEHICLE ON TOP OF THE GUY 😭😭 i was still surprised by the fact he ACTUALLY did what i thought was gonna happen LMFAO

  • @Shadowsmth
    @Shadowsmth Год назад +8

    He doesn’t kill people he just gives them a major concussion and breaks every bone they have

  • @leonardolivier176
    @leonardolivier176 11 месяцев назад +1

    Pedestrian: "I would say he became a paraplegic and... oh, never mind."

  • @darthbacon3331
    @darthbacon3331 Год назад +2

    spider-man doesnt kill people, he makes them wish he did

  • @DarthJF
    @DarthJF Год назад +7

    "I didn't kill him, the car did."

  • @Ratface0007
    @Ratface0007 Год назад +3

    “Spider-Man, please, I give up…”
    “I’m gonna put some asphalt in your eye…”

  • @yourmememaam8978
    @yourmememaam8978 Год назад +5

    It reminds me of my play through when I knock a guy out and he fell into a fountain. I just finished the mission and looked over and was like "That guy is dead!"

  • @Trooper325
    @Trooper325 16 дней назад +1

    “Flattened skull, I think he’s dead. And the rest of his body too.”

  • @Kosomk958
    @Kosomk958 Год назад +4

    0:48 the man be like i already dead what u want more? 😂😂

  • @JustSomeGuy3210
    @JustSomeGuy3210 10 месяцев назад +1

    Just give him an ice pack.

  • @thosemerc3113
    @thosemerc3113 Год назад +7

    If someone is lifted like 3 meters into the air by an uppercut they're dead by default.

  • @d-boi9785
    @d-boi9785 Год назад +47

    "Say my name."
    "SPIDERMAN!"
    "YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT!"

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Год назад

      "Don't forget the hyphen between 'Spidee' and 'man'"

  • @epiclyepicguy
    @epiclyepicguy Год назад +1

    that happened to me once and i was like, you sure about those "morals," spidey?

  • @cameronthorby5799
    @cameronthorby5799 Год назад +1

    "Spider-Man doesn't kill people"
    Dazed & Confused voice: "Bit a lot cooler if he did"

  • @TehFlame
    @TehFlame Год назад +1

    You're right, he doesn't,
    He just continuously throws cars at them until they stop moving.

  • @PrSunflower
    @PrSunflower Год назад +2

    I've seen a lot of disappointing videos but this one really is a gem 💎

  • @Raf-bb9xe
    @Raf-bb9xe 14 дней назад +1

    you can hear the poor dude screaming when he gets crushed near the wheel 🙏😭

  • @AX90L
    @AX90L Год назад +3

    "i stopped pulling my punches, i got bitter"

  • @2kthelegend
    @2kthelegend Год назад +1

    The man got dragged on the street and got smashed by the car. SPIDER-MENENCE!!!

  • @zciliyafilms5508
    @zciliyafilms5508 Год назад +1

    There really just isn't any superhero code. It's literally whatever they want to do as long as they're the "good guys".

  • @Atmos_Glitch
    @Atmos_Glitch Год назад +1

    *Spider-Man:* _"It is what it is..."_

  • @quenzmo
    @quenzmo Год назад +3

    The way the guy stops screaming just as he goes under the car😂

  • @ZachofPotatoes732
    @ZachofPotatoes732 Год назад +1

    “You look cold! Hmm take this blanket. Wow quick sleeper”

  • @christopherhumble
    @christopherhumble 9 дней назад +1

    Uncle ben: Peter.... What the heck!?

  • @proudqureshi
    @proudqureshi Год назад +1

    “And then dumbledore stopped the criminals calmly”

  • @baeber
    @baeber Год назад +11

    I love a spiderman that kills this was just funny asf

  • @WilHiteWarrior
    @WilHiteWarrior Год назад +1

    I had a spider-man doesnt kill moment on this game when I webbed a big guy to a burning barrel, bending over the fire. lol

  • @BelowAll
    @BelowAll Год назад +1

    One time I accidentally impaled a dude on a tree, and another time accidentally punched someone straight into the wheel of a moving truck, it was moving for awhile and the wheel was making him roll with it, sometimes the best part about these games are the weird stuff that happen in them

  • @CameronSmith-c7s
    @CameronSmith-c7s Год назад +1

    And they say Spider-Man can't be in mortal kombat. That's practically the new Johnny Cage fatality

  • @BluDemonOzzy
    @BluDemonOzzy Год назад +2

    This game is pretty cracked. I once slammed a guy so hard into the ground only his legs were sticking out

  • @Zucca2010
    @Zucca2010 Год назад +1

    Bro’s caught on 4K 💀

  • @moreakerei
    @moreakerei Год назад +2

    *casually throws the guy under the wheels, then lifts the car and drops it on him again*
    That one girl in the background: "You're a real hero 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘"

  • @TheFifaToad
    @TheFifaToad Год назад +1

    Aunt May: Spider-Man doesn't kill people.
    Me: watches 0:39

  • @merĭtumkrátos
    @merĭtumkrátos Год назад +1

    Peter Parker at the trial: "Technically the car killed him not me..."

  • @m3tamorphosissystem250
    @m3tamorphosissystem250 Год назад +1

    “You’re a real hero” someone must have indoctrinated her into Kira’s Kingdom

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC Год назад +1

    Ah yes, Spiderman. The king of whiplash doesn't kill people if I ignore it.

  • @Wildduckpro
    @Wildduckpro Год назад +7

    I didn’t know Superior Spider-man was in this game.

  • @MattSaysHello
    @MattSaysHello 19 дней назад +1

    He’s fine. Just needs to walk it off.

  • @blackdynamite_5470
    @blackdynamite_5470 Год назад +1

    Daily Dose of Internet: "Don't worry, no one was harmed during the chase"

  • @kenm.a.d.7196
    @kenm.a.d.7196 Год назад +1

    Spidey has been spending WAY too much time with the Punisher lately

  • @connorbeith3232
    @connorbeith3232 Год назад +1

    "Spider-Men don't kill people."
    "Well I do."

  • @andrewscott7728
    @andrewscott7728 Год назад +2

    His regular attack of uppercutting someone eight feet in the air should be just as fatal.

  • @SouthSideOdaiba
    @SouthSideOdaiba Год назад +17

    Spidey is racking up his body count.

  • @kokowoch
    @kokowoch Год назад +3

    okay, this is personal
    0:11 spiderman went for him first with the ultimate curb stomp
    0:20 saw him running, beats his ass, and throws him into the car
    0:44 throws the car into him

  • @SquinkyEXE
    @SquinkyEXE Год назад +1

    The light clapping right after he smushes that guy just makes it that much better

  • @wolverineboy97
    @wolverineboy97 Год назад +2

    Flattens a guy into mush on the pavement upon entrance

  • @Bergen98
    @Bergen98 Год назад +2

    I don't feel comfortable to admit how many enemies have I webbed and then threw into the river for them to probably drawn...

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 Год назад +1

      web fluid only lasts 2 hours... they should be fine... right?

  • @toalorikan626
    @toalorikan626 Год назад +12

    Granted those guys pretty much killed one of their own by driving over him, was under the wheels for at least a good 15 seconds before the rollover.
    Edit: oof just replayed spider accidentally threw the guy right in front of the car as it accelerated…ouch.

  • @FinalConsensus
    @FinalConsensus Год назад +1

    I love throwing full size motorcycles at bad guys’ faces

  • @Salmontres
    @Salmontres Год назад +7

    it's crazy how falling out of a car and then having the car thrown on top of the criminal didn't kill him. Truly built different

  • @coodoo17
    @coodoo17 Год назад +1

    He deserved it, didn't he?

  • @revel6513
    @revel6513 Год назад +1

    He forgot the hyphen between Spider & Man

  • @memesoverheaven5128
    @memesoverheaven5128 Год назад +1

    The guy was already knocked out and unfortunately (or fortunately) was stuck on the tires of the car, and he ended up dying even though he didn't have a chance to go into the car lmfao, died while unconscious.

  • @adhdcartoon3338
    @adhdcartoon3338 Год назад +1

    Rest in peace, to the guy under the car.

  • @bobbyferg9173
    @bobbyferg9173 Год назад +1

    Well it is possible he could have survived the cra-
    Oh

  • @crashpal
    @crashpal Год назад +1

    Spiderman: "I Missed The Part Where That's My Problem"

  • @NeonCommunity828
    @NeonCommunity828 Год назад +1

    I literally finish spiderman on ultimate difficulty and got a spiderman ad before this video

  • @aneonfoxtribute
    @aneonfoxtribute Год назад +4

    Jameison: "This just in: SPIDER-MAN just committed MURDER! It's like I've been saying all these years, he's a menace and now he's gone too far!"

    • @isaiahgeorge906
      @isaiahgeorge906 Год назад

      You know... with how overkill the games like this makes Peter fight common criminals, this games Jameison has a damn good point about Spider-Man.

  • @leckst3r
    @leckst3r Год назад +1

    Gimli: That still only counts as 1

  • @ReversebladeSakabatou
    @ReversebladeSakabatou Год назад +1

    You can literally kick people off roofs... this is clearly Superior Spider-Man style.

    • @stevenhiggins3055
      @stevenhiggins3055 Год назад

      Yeah, but the way gameplay works you automatically put a timed web packed on them when you do that and when it goes off it just was them to the side of the building, so no one is dying from that.

  • @youtubewatcher4955
    @youtubewatcher4955 9 дней назад

    Spider-Man didn’t kill that man. His life decisions led him to that point even getting into that car.

  • @ztandraco
    @ztandraco Год назад +1

    Don't u forget guys, spider man always hold back his super strength while fighting thugs