We need to do this to more political leaders, not only because they deserve it and it would be funny, but also because it would cause mainstream media to go full "abolish the prison state" and that'd be beautiful
@@philthefinadelphian4830 Yes, because political violence is when you indict corrupt politicians for their crimes. Also "sock-dem" is my favorite political ideology
I have a family friend who worked for a high-end law firm. He said a lot of law firms had trump blacklisted because trump would just not pay his lawyers.
I've heard the same, plus the reputational damage. The guys he's got working for him now are clowns, that's why so many of the filings related to the election lawsuits were rejected and filled with errors.
I love that many years ago when I brought up the whole "trump didn't pay union contractors for this one building they worked on" that I learned from my union training course, some girl was like yeah if they didn't do a good job he shouldn't pay them, like wtf if I do that my ass is thrown into prison
@@Gamingpandacat also , inherently if people know that they won't be paid well , treated well by their employer why would they do their best , i mean i would do the bare minimum in the worst way possible
Trump rolling up with his whole crew, he’s got Joe Pizza, Matthew Calamari, Paulie Calzone, Tony Meatballs, Genie Linguine, and, of course, who can forget Joey Salads
@@solala1312the weird thing is that Giuliani was the one who targetted and toppled the Italian Mafia. Now his former client got a full Mafia lineup of Lawyers lol
Bruh. Everyone thought the Italian Mafia in Jojo part 5 being named after food was a joke. They are really out here with the last name "Pizza" and "Calamari".
@@feistygheisty wait I should change it to no trans, gays are fine I am not trying to be edgy or part of the team, most of hasans takes are shit, but I do enjoy some of them
Trump is a cartoon character, with henchmen like Matthew Calamari, Joe Pizza, Jim Trusty, and how could we forget Lev and Igor? That's not a joke either, that's their names.
I never heard of Mr. Pizza and Mr. Calamari, I literally thought Hasan was joking. it's so surreal that these people have these names, act their way and we are supposed to take them seriously.
@@solala1312 Calamari was one of the people Cohen implicated among others during his initial testifying. I know Weisselberg was among them, and at least one other... Of course, whichever it was, don't forget that Anthony Scaramucci is also a real person that had worked for Trump, albeit briefly. The Italian mob stereotyping around him is not to be underestimated. :V
I think if this happened right after he got out of office this would make him stronger, but now he's weaker and less popular than he's ever been and he doesn't have the support to make him a martyr anymore. He's not gonna go to jail but this won't help him either.
Didnt his popularity peak just after the announcment of the arrest? Not saying youre wrong, but if anyone knows how to turn an arrest into a grift its the Donald
lm sorry do we live in the same world? There is immense support for him still, probably more than when he was in office. I dont like the guy but let's not live in a fantasy land.
@@limbitsafe6620 There is in no way more support for him now than when he was in office. Look at his rallies far fewer people, many of his old supporters now prefer DeSantez and many more straight up died from Covid. Meanwhile support among youth is skewed extremely heavily against red which means every years far more voters are going to oppose him.
@@limbitsafe6620 it's not as much now. After the FBI got the secret docs, support for him dropped quite a bit. I will say that there still are a lot of trump supporters out there, but it's not nearly as much as what he had before and during office. That's not saying their population is small, it's just smaller than it once was.
There are lots of politicians that I don't agree with, but surely you see that trying to imprison the political opposition is third world levels of crazy right? Hillary Clinton literally stored data on illegal servers, then burned the data when she was compelled to divulge it. She didn't even face a misdemeanour charge even though that was treason. Seems strange Trump is facing felony charges over a civil settlement. Just saying?
As an Italian that lives in Italy I always laugh so hard to these third generation Italians in the US. I got some relatives and grandparents in Canada, but they're not like that. But lots of folks in Toronto do be like those types "eh, fuggedabautet, gabish?" 💀💀💀
The weird obsession with having Italian ancestry is mostly an American thing. Here in Toronto, I can't think of anybody I've ever met who says they're Italian, unless they were born in Italy
@@enotsnavdier6867 Have you guys ever considered that living in an Italian neighborhood in America may influence your accent or interacting with those of Italian decent.
"as an italian who lives in italy" then maybe u have just never experienced the italian-american culture here 😂 some can be totally posers but italian roots run strong here, and the descendants are proud of that to this day!
@@enotsnavdier6867 im like 90% italian and i look like the greasiest of wops and i never mention the fact that im italian unless someone asks. like what is the point of making the fact that you’re italian a central part of your personality? in america if you’re skin is white, you’re just a white guy, leave it at that, after 2-3 generations of your family you have no italian culture in you.
@@saylahvee nah bruh Americans cling to roots that are generations removed and it’s embarrassing as hell to Europeans I say this as first generation Irish. Americans claim “Irish” all the time and they’re just fucking not, at all
Holy shit I’m early. Hassan I just want to say u turned me on to socialism and I can not thank you enough for that. It has opened my eyes to a better system for America and the world at large.
People making a bigger deal about this than when Epstein was murdered and 1000s of woman claimed they were raped by high class men who were part of "Epsteins little island".
HOLY SHIT JOE PIZZA No joke I swear to god I was working my job at the gas station the other day and some guy named John Marcus Pizza came in we make pizzas we’re I work and he got a slice and cigarettes and some beer which is how I saw his name I couldn’t believe it he’s not a regular so I figured it was a fake name or something But now I tell everyone I met “THE JOHN PIZZA HIMSELF”
I'm from East Texas. Conroe (little north of Houston) to be exact, and that conservative white church mom accent is so fucking accurate lmao. I love it. Keep doing what you're doing.
America has such an interesting relationship to their prison/correctional culture. I had to look up what a "perp walk" was. Incredible that there's a term for that.
I ran into Anthony Scarramuci in the wild last summer and it was the WILDEST thing that’s ever happened to me because I forgot he even existed and it broke my brain
I'm just excited to see his mugshot. It's gonna make me smile for the rest of my life.😊 His Q-friends will wear mugshot t-shirts in his defense, and it will make me laugh even harder 😆
A president or ex-president being able to be arrested and held accountable is the most American thing ever. It is literally one of the reasons we broke away from the british monarchy, to make our elected people not immune from the consequences of their own actions
You're telling me Donald "Sleeps-With-Cheeseburgers" Trump surrounds himself with people named after food and other cartoonish things like a lawyer named Trustee? Surely you jest
"That's right. I'm the president of Italy now. Don't ask me how. Long story short, my big, strong, Italian boys swept me across the Atlantic in a beautiful Venetian gondola. A gondola. Don't you just love that word? It rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it, folks. Gondola." "Anyway, I'm not afraid to say my heart fluttered as we crossed that treacherous ocean in one of the most romantic vessels deviced by man. My captain, Beef Stromboli, made sure my every need was taken care of. Between his large muscular thighs he nursed the biggest, greasiest, bag of filet-o-fish I'd ever seen. And you better believe I helped myself to a bite or two of those yummy filets... or maybe fifteen..." *Weird Italian chud laughs* "But who's counting, folks. It was a long journey across a huge body of water. One of the largest, some say."
We need to do this to more political leaders, not only because they deserve it and it would be funny, but also because it would cause mainstream media to go full "abolish the prison state" and that'd be beautiful
All political leaders.
ALL.
least demented sockdem advocating political violence cause it'd be "funny"
@@philthefinadelphian4830 Yes, because political violence is when you indict corrupt politicians for their crimes. Also "sock-dem" is my favorite political ideology
@@stonehowl sockdem, nah that's cringe. We love demSocks, libSocks, authSocks, even the elusive anarcho-Sock
@@philthefinadelphian4830 Political violence is when politicians can't freely commit crimes u-u
I have a family friend who worked for a high-end law firm. He said a lot of law firms had trump blacklisted because trump would just not pay his lawyers.
I've heard the same, plus the reputational damage. The guys he's got working for him now are clowns, that's why so many of the filings related to the election lawsuits were rejected and filled with errors.
Same with basically any type of contractor, nobody will work with him.
I love that many years ago when I brought up the whole "trump didn't pay union contractors for this one building they worked on" that I learned from my union training course, some girl was like yeah if they didn't do a good job he shouldn't pay them, like wtf if I do that my ass is thrown into prison
@@Gamingpandacat also , inherently if people know that they won't be paid well , treated well by their employer why would they do their best , i mean i would do the bare minimum in the worst way possible
That's why he cut a deal with the Italian Mafia. Lmao
"He's the toughest guy I know." Translation: He screams a lot about the smallest things.
He’s the least toughest person I KNOW…
Hey if you get between that man and his McDonald's nuggies you'll know how tough he is.
@@pikapowns careful… he might throw his lunch at the wall
@@pikapowns no to take his anger out he will play GOLF….. with his fries and nuggies
Lol my daughter was tougher than this idiot when she was 6, threw less tantrums.
Trump rolling up with his whole crew, he’s got Joe Pizza, Matthew Calamari, Paulie Calzone, Tony Meatballs, Genie Linguine, and, of course, who can forget Joey Salads
GENIE LINGUINE
We got Peter pizzarella on graphics!
Tony, get the boulder
I feel like I'm watching an 80s mob movie 😳
Trump would never be connected to someone called Salads...
@@Nscarnaut yeah I mean he's clearly never met a Salad in his entire life ...
Joe Pizza? Matthew Calamari? Are we living in the real world?
When you let trump name you
Dom Gabagool and Vinny Sfogliatele are missing
I thought Rudy Giuliani was the worst lawyer Trump could get but this new team is just ....
You just know he picked them bc of their names lol
@@solala1312the weird thing is that Giuliani was the one who targetted and toppled the Italian Mafia. Now his former client got a full Mafia lineup of Lawyers lol
The Fox meltdown over this has been insane
Whitlock on Cucker Tarlson: 'i have never voted but tonight I'm with Trump" "I got a fat bank account, im gonna run" 😂
@@thepolarphantasm2319
Whitlock is if low iq was a person
They have more pressing matters to worry about lol 😂 like being exposed as frauds
I was really tempted to watch it for the schadenfreude but I didn't think I could stomach watching it even for that
it's going to be a riot, turned up to 11 after the georgia indictment. I got my popcorn ready
Bruh. Everyone thought the Italian Mafia in Jojo part 5 being named after food was a joke. They are really out here with the last name "Pizza" and "Calamari".
Lmaoo
@@RizZRizZ- imagine having "no gays" in your username like an edgy lil' rascal and posting in these parts like you're part of the team.
@@feistygheisty wait I should change it to no trans, gays are fine
I am not trying to be edgy or part of the team, most of hasans takes are shit, but I do enjoy some of them
@@RizZRizZ- you watch gay pron about black oily men
Trump is a cartoon character, with henchmen like Matthew Calamari, Joe Pizza, Jim Trusty, and how could we forget Lev and Igor? That's not a joke either, that's their names.
I never heard of Mr. Pizza and Mr. Calamari, I literally thought Hasan was joking. it's so surreal that these people have these names, act their way and we are supposed to take them seriously.
Lev and Igor remain my favourites, they're such henchmen names
Calamari and pizza. They'll never taste the same again. Damn you Trump for ruining good food too!
@@solala1312 straight out of a JoJos Bizarre Adventure episode
@@solala1312 Calamari was one of the people Cohen implicated among others during his initial testifying. I know Weisselberg was among them, and at least one other... Of course, whichever it was, don't forget that Anthony Scaramucci is also a real person that had worked for Trump, albeit briefly. The Italian mob stereotyping around him is not to be underestimated. :V
We need Hank Pecker to help us patriots make sense of this madness!
"First thing y'all need to know is that Donnel J Truuump is STILL OUR PRESIDENT YEE YEE BRUTHUR" - Hanklin Roosevelt Pecker
Oink oink brother I'm with you, we can't have this hussein picker fella disrespectin' our dear president.
@@redlion45 barrack hussein pecker
"Fear not brothers and sisters. For true patriots must Always believe" 🦅🦅🦅🦅
Das right!. keep us protected from the deep state using his .50 cal Bruther
I think if this happened right after he got out of office this would make him stronger, but now he's weaker and less popular than he's ever been and he doesn't have the support to make him a martyr anymore. He's not gonna go to jail but this won't help him either.
Didnt his popularity peak just after the announcment of the arrest? Not saying youre wrong, but if anyone knows how to turn an arrest into a grift its the Donald
lm sorry do we live in the same world? There is immense support for him still, probably more than when he was in office. I dont like the guy but let's not live in a fantasy land.
@@limbitsafe6620 There is in no way more support for him now than when he was in office. Look at his rallies far fewer people, many of his old supporters now prefer DeSantez and many more straight up died from Covid. Meanwhile support among youth is skewed extremely heavily against red which means every years far more voters are going to oppose him.
@@limbitsafe6620 it's not as much now. After the FBI got the secret docs, support for him dropped quite a bit. I will say that there still are a lot of trump supporters out there, but it's not nearly as much as what he had before and during office.
That's not saying their population is small, it's just smaller than it once was.
I hope so, I really hope this separates the real insane Trump supporters from the less insane ones & doesn’t just unite them further
"I am a convicted felon, I am a disbarred lawyer"
Hilariously based. UwU
Typical hasan fan 😂
@@SpoonLegend I'm new here. But both of these men are giving me butterflies lmao
@@SpoonLegendwhat does this even mean
you lost me at "UwU", get the fuck out
@@oftheHowl ? Average IQ of a Hasan fan
"Mr. Pizza" finally put the last nail in my coffin..
That's Chewsday for y'all in the UK
Oi bruv its Chewsday, innit?
so kind of you to provide a translation!
Tewsdee
@@feistygheisty my phone translated this to English as “thank you”
"C U Next Tuesday" as we day in England ;-)
Imagine they fingerprint him and his prints match some cold case from the 80s or something. lol
His next legal advisor is gonna be like Paulie Calzone
The Italian lawyer jokes had me losing it.
JIMMY TRUSTIE
1:15 Chat got into it too.
I haven’t spontaneously impersonated what I think a picture sounds like in a long time. Hats off Mattew Calamari. You have outdone yourself.
We have the finest legal people! Joey Garbanzo, Mikey Provolone, and they’re finding amazing things!
Gabagool bada Bing, ayeee
I can't believe these people have names like Calamari and Pizza. like come on, this is a badly written comedy we're living in.
@@solala1312 Your comment killed me 😂
Don't forget Jimmy Pesto!
I can't wait for Don Provolone and Tony Cannoli's interviews.
not Tony Cannoli 😭
They call me Giuseppe Gabagool. I passed the Bar at the school of hard knocks
Hard Knocks University in Atlantic City, established in 1982 ayyyyy fuggedaboutit
with Joe Pizza, Matthew Calamari, and James Trusty, this is literally live action Ace Attorney
DON'T DO THE CRIME, DON'T DO THE TIME.
no its cant do the crime, not dont do the crime
Lol it’s if you can’t do the time don’t do the crime
There are lots of politicians that I don't agree with, but surely you see that trying to imprison the political opposition is third world levels of crazy right?
Hillary Clinton literally stored data on illegal servers, then burned the data when she was compelled to divulge it. She didn't even face a misdemeanour charge even though that was treason. Seems strange Trump is facing felony charges over a civil settlement. Just saying?
Time do the crime, don't do the don't.
No it’s do crime, be gay
As an Italian that lives in Italy I always laugh so hard to these third generation Italians in the US. I got some relatives and grandparents in Canada, but they're not like that. But lots of folks in Toronto do be like those types "eh, fuggedabautet, gabish?" 💀💀💀
The weird obsession with having Italian ancestry is mostly an American thing. Here in Toronto, I can't think of anybody I've ever met who says they're Italian, unless they were born in Italy
@@enotsnavdier6867 Have you guys ever considered that living in an Italian neighborhood in America may influence your accent or interacting with those of Italian decent.
"as an italian who lives in italy" then maybe u have just never experienced the italian-american culture here 😂 some can be totally posers but italian roots run strong here, and the descendants are proud of that to this day!
@@enotsnavdier6867 im like 90% italian and i look like the greasiest of wops and i never mention the fact that im italian unless someone asks. like what is the point of making the fact that you’re italian a central part of your personality? in america if you’re skin is white, you’re just a white guy, leave it at that, after 2-3 generations of your family you have no italian culture in you.
@@saylahvee nah bruh
Americans cling to roots that are generations removed and it’s embarrassing as hell to Europeans
I say this as first generation Irish. Americans claim “Irish” all the time and they’re just fucking not, at all
"I am a convicted felon, I am a disbarred lawyer, BUT-" let me stop you right there Michael
just picturing trump with a menu from an Italian restaurant in front of him while he was picking lawyers
Trump's defense table is going to look like the cab stand where Henry Hill got his first job in Goodfellas.
"now we gotta come up with Hunter's money every week. Junior's dealer ripped him off? F you, pay me."
The second I heard “Joe Pizza” I fucking lost it
That can't be right. That is hilarious.
I swear Joe Pizza better be an April Fool's joke because holy shit if not...
Holy shit I’m early. Hassan I just want to say u turned me on to socialism and I can not thank you enough for that. It has opened my eyes to a better system for America and the world at large.
luv u
A socialist working for the biggest capitalist company in history
Socialism is respectfully very hypocritical
this is the hardest I've laughed in like a year. i was WHEEZING at the lawyer names how is this real
These are absolutely unprecedented times we live in.
People making a bigger deal about this than when Epstein was murdered and 1000s of woman claimed they were raped by high class men who were part of "Epsteins little island".
Joe Pizza isn’t a real human, I refuse to believe it.
Right, he also has a bit of Italian
Billy Fusilli
Trump's lawyers are all named like cartoon characters
I've never been more entertained by someone going to jail then rn
trump's lawyers straight out of GTA
Ron, it would be easier to win if your major rival is in jail.
he needs the maga vote
Well he is better at fascism.
HOLY SHIT JOE PIZZA
No joke I swear to god I was working my job at the gas station the other day and some guy named John Marcus Pizza came in we make pizzas we’re I work and he got a slice and cigarettes and some beer which is how I saw his name I couldn’t believe it he’s not a regular so I figured it was a fake name or something
But now I tell everyone I met “THE JOHN PIZZA HIMSELF”
I'm from East Texas. Conroe (little north of Houston) to be exact, and that conservative white church mom accent is so fucking accurate lmao. I love it. Keep doing what you're doing.
Montgomery County, holla 😆
today i learning that "Saul Goodman" & "Phoenix Wright" are not the most ridiculous lawyer names
Only way these guys could sound more Italian is as if they were named Tony mozzarella or pasta spaghetti
America has such an interesting relationship to their prison/correctional culture. I had to look up what a "perp walk" was. Incredible that there's a term for that.
20:12 Michael Cohen missed the opportunity to say, “See You NEXT Tuesday.” 😂
I ran into Anthony Scarramuci in the wild last summer and it was the WILDEST thing that’s ever happened to me because I forgot he even existed and it broke my brain
hasan's ultra conservative tiktok influencer voice is so good
Joe Pizza? Matthew Calamari? What are these food sir-names? I'm feeling crazy pilled
Your accents are on point in this one.🤣😂
I'm just excited to see his mugshot. It's gonna make me smile for the rest of my life.😊
His Q-friends will wear mugshot t-shirts in his defense, and it will make me laugh even harder 😆
“Alfredo Spaghetti” forced an odd-sounding laugh out of me. My coworkers think im weird now and won’t talk to me
Just Quoted and Cited this video for a Poly Sci essay. “You steal from the poor; you become rich. You steal from the rich, you go to jail.”(Piker)
A president or ex-president being able to be arrested and held accountable is the most American thing ever.
It is literally one of the reasons we broke away from the british monarchy, to make our elected people not immune from the consequences of their own actions
lol
Then why aren’t more ex presidents in jail then? If anything it’s more American for presidents to commit crimes and get away with it.
@@VG-ej4ut examples, rather than vaguely gesturing?
@@EpicWinNoob examples: Iran-Contra, Dome Teapot Scandal, Watergate, 2003 invasion of Iraq, every president who let gitmo be open....
@EpicWinNoob here's a fun list by Chomsky: ruclips.net/video/5BXtgq0Nhsc/видео.html
Advice for Trump. Don’t hire when hungry.
I thought that was Sal from impractical jokers 😂 😭
LARRY!🤣💜
When "jim trusty" came into frame I fuckin lost it dude holyshit 😭💀
Trump's lawyer looks like he was made of clay with Oblivion character sliders.
Meet my lawyer, Justus Legalman
Remember the judge who named his kid Justus?
He got thrown off the bench for corruption
Shoutout to the entire Italian mafia backing up their former business partner.
This is our Idiocracy arch.
_"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli..."_ - Trump Lawyer.
"Leave the voters. Take the money."
Joey pizza sounds like an awesome meme page
you had me ROLLING through this entire video😆😅🤣
"Antonio Pepperoni" 😅😅😅
Hasan thank you! 💙💗🤍💗💙
THE FIRST 10 SECONDS GOT ME WHEEZING HAHAHAHAH
His lawyers all look like they're straight out of Innsmouth.
Man im expecting so much joy watching this as a European - That's some stuff thats only possible in the us
in stitches for 26 minutes straight. one of the best videos on youtube 😂
"you grew up in bergen county" made me spit out my drink im CRYING
These names feel like disguises
CHANGE THE TITLE TO SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
Why are they all named after food
Gabagool!
I've never even looked up Stormy Daniels before but I may have to now just out of respect for her service
Give her a thankful wank, she did God's work 🫡
So the ONE person Trump paid, is the one that'll take him down.
I'm never gonna recover from learning "Joey Pizza" is a real dude who was born with that name.
You're telling me Donald "Sleeps-With-Cheeseburgers" Trump surrounds himself with people named after food and other cartoonish things like a lawyer named Trustee? Surely you jest
Trumps legal team hires Saul Goodman
These are some Dragon Ball Z levels of name puns.
Joey Tacopasta better lawyer up. Hopefully, he doesn't hire a guy named Freddie Flinstoni.
I'm just here for the Italian accent impersonations
YOU CANT INDICATED A SITTING PRESIDENCE
Prized hog heading to market baby 🎉🎉
This has been the longest witchhunt in the history of witchhunts and we've seen a lotta witches turn snitches
Alfredo Spaghetti🤣🤣🤣
The names of Trump’s legal team sound like they’ve been taken straight out of Toast of London
“He’s the toughest guy I know” bahahaha
Missed opportunity to title this “See You NEXT Tuesday”
Wonder when we can expect Pizza Pasta to throw their hat into the fray.
The impersonations had me wheezing 😂
Hey hasan I appreciate you relitigating(?) that “dumb shit” for I wasn’t aware of da info before
I love the fact that when he mentions the top of the hour ad break an ad pops up on yt
Oh I cannot wait for Tuesday
My man literally hired Saul Goodman to defend him
Best take I've seen!
Good morning, what a day to be alive!
Trusty Patches is my legal representative.
"That's right. I'm the president of Italy now. Don't ask me how. Long story short, my big, strong, Italian boys swept me across the Atlantic in a beautiful Venetian gondola. A gondola. Don't you just love that word? It rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it, folks. Gondola."
"Anyway, I'm not afraid to say my heart fluttered as we crossed that treacherous ocean in one of the most romantic vessels deviced by man. My captain, Beef Stromboli, made sure my every need was taken care of. Between his large muscular thighs he nursed the biggest, greasiest, bag of filet-o-fish I'd ever seen. And you better believe I helped myself to a bite or two of those yummy filets... or maybe fifteen..." *Weird Italian chud laughs* "But who's counting, folks. It was a long journey across a huge body of water. One of the largest, some say."
Damn Cohen has beaten dog energy
God that last clip before the video ends was perfect.
"Trump said there will be death and destruction"
"Idk what he meant"
You just know Trump was sitting there asking his aide to call up "Saul Goodman" and needing to have it explained to him why that's not possible.
One of the best. Thx
I’m living for the meltdown Fox hosts are having. So much drama.
Trump has always sounded like a used car dealer to me.