Coco's character in this is absolutely brilliant; I love how unnecessarily angry he gets when he has no business being in the other guys' conversation......guy grabs a baseball and comes out of the back.....here we GO...here we F$CKIN' GO...
Talked with a co-worker who is from New York and he said that this a normal Italian pizza joint. I could sit there and listen to these guys banter back and forth all day LMFAO!
I can vouch for this scene. As an Italian North American myself this is how we friends talk to each other. We trash each other, act tough like we gonna bust balls and culos but in the end we all still love each other. These scenes may appear scary to on-lookers tho.
Honestly!!!???... This is what l miss the most of NYC!!!.where there were a lot of profanity? Sure, never...the wrong or with malice intentions at all..!!!???. BUT NEVER Violence! Or shootings? Great food...authentic Italian pizza!!!!..And the..don't make me get up guy that never really did...😅😅😅😅...l grew up in NYC, and sadly, l had to leave after mother's 5:58 passing! I simply couldn't be in NY full of so many memories when l used to take Momma out to the restaurants and anywhere she wanted to go? She was, is, and forever will be.. My Queen!!!... 😢 😔 😢 ❤❤❤❤❤
If it were a French or British Restaurant it would be as quiet as a library, lots of whispering, and pinkie in the air tea-sipping over a newspaper with a monocle, but American Restaurants are so diverse regarding co-existence you never know what you're gonna walk into.
I've only just watched this. . And honestly. . It's the funniest thing I've ever seen and true Italian. I know. I've worked with guys just like this, and you know what? They really do love each other! I miss my friends from Italy. . Happy Christmas Italy X 👍
Haha. I have a neighbor whos retired and Italian and he moves his hands and yells the f word like crazy. He wears the gold chain and muscle shirts The stuff he says makes me crack up.
this is not an argument, this is just a friendly conversation between friends and family
hi breads
BREAD BOYS?!?!?!?!
It’s been 12 years and fat Tony still hasn’t gotten up.
lmfao
Dont make him
He'll come ova dere . You wan' dat?
(in my best Ray Liotta - 'Henry Hill' narration)
"Fat Tony don't hafta get up for nobody ..."
Best comment section..😂😂
The "DON'T MAKE ME GET UP" in the background at 2:39 killed me.
And at 5:18 he turns on his friend..The FU tirade 😂😂
😂
1:52 "TAKE THE FUCKIN MONEY!"
*DONT MAKE ME GET UP!*
Joey diaz the GOAT
JUST CONFIRMED: this is the 100% official, canon prequel to The Many Saints of Newark
DONT MAKE ME GET UP
Lee Syatt didnt come because he saw the yelp review.
Jordan Johnston 😂😂
Poor fawkerwould prolly get skunk fuckin ear :-p
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He went to Subway for a pepperoni sub.
“Don’t make me get up, I’m in no mood for you” said every Italian father ever.
Hes Cuban he thinks hes italian though lol
Joey “Don’t make me get up” Diaz
"Dont make fun of his sista"
Lol
@@chaosdweller Joey was not funny.
AY AY EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUK UP
Tremendous!
the secret ingredient to good authentic new york pizza is insults and ball busting
Shut the fuck up u stunod😉
Why are you giving out all the secrets. I guess next your gonna let everyone know we also use harbor water in the dough.. oops I've said too much...
😂
@@bobnewhart4318 harbor water eh? Sounds delightful gives it a extra spice of death
I love old school New York or Jersey lol.
"Put down that bottle, he ain't got insurance put down the bottle" lol. That whole scene was hella funny
1:58 -2:00. when joey says begrudgingly"here we go...here we fucking go." idk why that to me is the funniest moment lol
“I had a heart attack and that’s why I never came back for two fucking years!”
That shit had me rollin 💀
Best line 😂😂😂
Personally the: "Don't make me get the fuck up, how's that with you cocksuckas??!!" Had me absolutely fucking dying!! XD
Best part haha
@@TheHulk1850 Ikr, the best
Coco's character in this is absolutely brilliant; I love how unnecessarily angry he gets when he has no business being in the other guys' conversation......guy grabs a baseball and comes out of the back.....here we GO...here we F$CKIN' GO...
I'm not Italian, but I've worked for Italians in construction for yrs and this is a EXACTLY how they are.. to the T.
Old World, huh?
Worked with or for?
@@skxlter5747 big difference! LOL!
Thats not true
The Italians offically draft joey diaz to the team we will offer leonardo davinci to the Cubans.
Fuck that. They aint white theyre greek. I will give you eminem for coco
Are stupid? Leonardo was the greatest thinker in the history of mankind and u wanna trade him for a fat C-list celebrity?? 🤔
Hello NO! Italians loooove to snitch! All that tough talk to the feds.
@@blkqbano78 love to snitch and yet the longest running criminal enterprise is run by Italians. U are well misinformed
@@blkqbano78 What are you kidding me? 😂 the U.S. government has been at it a ridiculous amount of time longer.
Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.
said no one ever
That is indeed the password.....
POLKOVNIK. OUR OPERATIONS HAVE RECOMMENCED. REPORT TO MOSCOW IMMEDIATELY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. GLORY TO SOVIET RUSSIA.
Яшнезда брушная каши згодаштз.
FG
4:14 killed me 😂😂 I had a heart attack and didn’t come back for 2 years
You and Joey both! 😂😂😂😂
legit the most accurate represtention of early 2000's new york
Joey is genuinely funny it’s a rare trait he pulls of the Funny gangster role perfectly I want to see him in more movies
"dont make me get up" we all know he aint getting up lmao 😂🤣
15 years later. This shit never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Don't make me get up"
It's so crazy how joey diaz looks and sounds like a Authentic american Italian compare to all the real Italians in this video!!
When you spend your childhood hanging out with them,.......
I can't tell the f'n difference and don't care! I'm usually too busy checking out the women anyway.
@@Moon-jt4vy not a single female here g
@@babybottle105 Uh yeah I’m aware, I meant in general. Didn’t think I would have to spell it out, but here we are! 😂
We latinos can act italian if we wanted to lmao
joey "i had a heart attack and didn't come back for 2 years"Diaz
Anyone else watch this video because they thought Steven Seagal was making pizza ??
I'm just a cook....
Damn 😂☠️
Hahahah
😂😆 I thought it was him or that big dude from mad tv
No Comment😶
This is one of the best documentaries on Italian culture I've ever seen.
I would eat at that restaurant every day
I was getting hungry watching this.
Me to . Funny shit
Me to man me to
Same here!!!
I can only imagine that the director told everyone to be as Italian as possible and then began to roll camera, lol.
That’s exactly what he did, no rehearsal just be yourselves!😂❤️
Typical pizzeria in NY lmfao
gtron212 depends in Staten Island it’s all guidos
@@KGaming-sb9od Very true. Was surprised when I went there and they acted that way.
Jersey
Yeah it do be Mexicans or sketchy ass Itallian mafia pizzeria, like the ones that only except cash
@@gtron212 if you got a problem you may need to speak to the manayer!
Sounds like a average meal with my family 😂
I hope this was played during a Joe Rogan podcast with Joey lmao
Yesss
Fuck rogan
Joey Diaz coulda played in the Sopranos as Puss’s brother.
Joey Diaz is the man!!!!
Lawng Jawn David Chase thought he was good enough to cast him in the sopranos movie
Lawng Jawn Not sure what’s funny when he’s going to be in the film. That’s a fact.
When I first saw The Sopranos, I seriously thought that Puss was Joey Diaz lol
They threw shade on Joey Diaz,Not to hire him for Sopranos. ...jealousy
I grew up in the Italian restaurant / pizza business. I loved this. TY!! (Yes, I can still spin a pie dough on one finger.)
Bro this is pure gold.
Alot of white latinos can pass for Italians.
Including myself
Me 2 lol
Lmao italians are latins too. Not Hispanics, latins.
I thought they already were
Latino is short for Latin Americano.
Italians are Latins , but Latin Europeans. So not Latinos.
This is a hidden gem on youtube, and im proud to have experienced it before it blows up.
Can you imagine a midwestern family just arriving in NYC and want official pizza ,, and this is going on.
I watch this whenever I'm depressed and it's a quick fix
Powerful Mad Flava!
You callin me a Jew?
You see me eatin chocolate coins?
" I'm fuckin' Joey Linguini! " OMG! 🤣🤣 This reminds me what a family reunion at Joe Peshi's house would look like!
this is the definition of a Italian family
"Lesbian bird". Haha! I'm stealing that one.
LOL! Me too! HAAHHHAHAH!
"Put the bottle down, he don't have insurance" BRO I'M DEAD
“Chocolate coins” LMFAO!!! If ya know, ya know
Notice how gently he throws the pizza to the ground to ensure it lands flat and safe. No man of that size of going to waste a good slice, prop or not.
One of the best short films ever made !
"Curly fry dread locks" im dead xD
All bark, no bite. LOL
Talked with a co-worker who is from New York and he said that this a normal Italian pizza joint. I could sit there and listen to these guys banter back and forth all day LMFAO!
Joey mentioning getting up from that chair was the funniest bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m crying
Podcast brought me here 👍
KINGSR love how they couldn't find it anywhere lol
What episode?
Which podcast episode?
@@Coleman_H its the one where he talks about the sketch he did.
That is freakin' hilarious! 😄 I'm sending this to my local pizza joint. Thanks for the great video.
Legend has it he still hasn't gotten up.
I was really hoping Joey Diaz was gonna get up
Nah, if he got up there woulda been a brawl
Love how all these guys are so loud and mouthy while Carmine is both calm and collected 😂
Carmine is the one eveyone should be afraid of, a calm and quiet guy can be a ticking time bomb.
"I can out do how you do whenever you wanna do." True to life.
I forgot how much I miss Sopranos.. so similar
"You wanna know something? Your head looks like a triangle!" 🤣
Put the bottle down, he ain't got insurance
Tremendous! Joey Diaz cracks me up.
“I had a heart attack two years ago”
I had a heart attack that's why I didn't come back for two fuckin years
Am I a joke to you??? Fuggid about it!!! Someone's about to get whacked!!! 😂😂😂
DON’T MAKE ME GET UP ..... lol he’s the best
"I had a heart attack that's why I didnt come back for 2 fucking years" lmaooo
This is the most Italian scene ever
I can vouch for this scene. As an Italian North American myself this is how we friends talk to each other. We trash each other, act tough like we gonna bust balls and culos but in the end we all still love each other. These scenes may appear scary to on-lookers tho.
Thumbs up just because you called yourself and Italian North American lol.
Agree
That was the funniest shit I have seen in a long time. Thank you
Honestly!!!???... This is what l miss the most of NYC!!!.where there were a lot of profanity? Sure, never...the wrong or with malice intentions at all..!!!???. BUT NEVER Violence! Or shootings? Great food...authentic Italian pizza!!!!..And the..don't make me get up guy that never really did...😅😅😅😅...l grew up in NYC, and sadly, l had to leave after mother's 5:58 passing! I simply couldn't be in NY full of so many memories when l used to take Momma out to the restaurants and anywhere she wanted to go? She was, is, and forever will be.. My Queen!!!... 😢 😔 😢 ❤❤❤❤❤
I’m stuck working a double on Christmas and this is what’s on my feed🤦🏼♂️
This is my favorite fucking skit in the world.
I swear that was my very Italian mother’s catchphrase “The two of yous!! DONT MAKE ME GET UP!!! Don’t fuccin do it!!”
This is so funny
You can tell they let him improvise the scene for the credits. lol
Tremendous
Sounds like the typical dinner time at my house when I was a kid.
"I had a heart attack and thatd why i never came back for 2 fucking years" 😂
The writing in this skit is phenomenonal Somebody please buy the screenwriter a thesaurus.
If it were a French or British Restaurant it would be as quiet as a library, lots of whispering, and pinkie in the air tea-sipping over a newspaper with a monocle, but American Restaurants are so diverse regarding co-existence you never know what you're gonna walk into.
Please put more of these on they are hilarious 🤣
"give me some spaghetti and meatballs, and a fucking slice"... that's going to be my standard order from now on.
TREMENDOUS!
This is so funny! Real New York! Adorable
"Your head looks like a shinebox"
I had a heart attack 😂😂😂😂 LMAO uncle Joey's hilarious. Tremendous
☘️☘️ take the fuckn money don't make me get up 😂 ☘️☘️
This video could also be titled:
“An Italian Thanksgiving”
I've only just watched this. . And honestly. . It's the funniest thing I've ever seen and true Italian.
I know. I've worked with guys just like this, and you know what?
They really do love each other!
I miss my friends from Italy. . Happy
Christmas Italy X 👍
This is ambience to me, I listen to it to fall asleep
Dont make me fuckkin get up coco
"I'm ordering Chinese, I don't need this sh*t!" lolololololol!!!!!!!
"I love you like a brother" is a classic.
old but gold.
Dam Im still laughing two days later!
"He ain't got no insurance" 😂😂😂 I wasn't at all expecting to see Uncle Joey when I clicked on this.
Haha. I have a neighbor whos retired and Italian and he moves his hands and yells the f word like crazy. He wears the gold chain and muscle shirts The stuff he says makes me crack up.
Joey was never getting up lmao when he’s eating 😂
UNCLE JOEY!💓.. DON'T MAKE HIM GET UP!
This video brought me here to the local pizzeria. After all the F this and F that i thought "pizza sounds good today" foogetaboutit
Take the money! Don’t make me get up!
After being up 12 years..I'm surprised this doesnt have more views.. I myself have probably watched this 20 time lol..