At least we aren’t getting invaded by aliens. Wait, didn’t the black mess incident happen around 2020? I may be wrong, as I have only played Portal 2, but I remember something about the events of Portal happening around 2020.
>CB: uses the "I'm sick" excuse instead of the "I'm a single mother" excuse >Me: Waits for the single mother line anyway >Me: * *Surprised and disappointed* *
I’ve just found it today and although it’s not a bad channel, it’s kind of gross that dude is getting paid for stealing others peoples stories from reddit and the just reading them. Zero credit given to the posters in the videos and no real creativity involved. Dude found a gold mine off of others peoples lives and input.
(SHGURR!!!! God I love u!) excuse me, but I should have your channel because my son wants some money. Give me or I’ll call the police!(I’m sorry I had to, love ur channel!!)
I love how the people that say, “thanks now my kids and I can’t eat,” think that is anyone else’s fault or problem but their own. How am I supposed to feel bad? I feel bad for the kids that they have such a shitty parent that can’t provide for them and gets mad even when someone tries to help... but that’s about it.
I think most of those types of people don’t even have kids. Just trying to tug on some heart strings lol. At least I HOPE most of those types of people don’t have kids...
they aren't trying to convince the other person to lower the price when they say that, they are just embarrassed they can't afford a reasonable price and are being defensive...
You know those Girl Scouts have some great entitled begger stories that the world needs to hear. Yes, the cookies are expensive. However, I can imagine how many times those poor girls and their moms who volunteer have to hear random people's BS.
it was really accurate, it was about a guy eating at a chinese buffet and licking everything and not washing his hands and r/slash said in a year there will be a chinese supervirus...
Idk 50 dollars in any form can by me some crap, It doesn't even matter what store it is, it could be a fortnite store (coming from somebody who doesn't like fortnite) and I could sell the 50 gift-card for like 20 dollars and feel good about it.
Yeah but $50 cash buys drugs and alcohol. More what they are "needing" methinks. They changed their mind when they realized they could sell the gift card to someone else for cash.
I have such mixed feelings about watching these videos. They are interesting and good when there's justice, but reading about these awful horrible people makes me lose hope in humanity...
i can't watch the entitled parents vids for the same reason. it just makes me queasy thinking about an entire demographic of children coming up in the world that were raised by these... ugh... i can't even.
just remember, there are two sides to every story. I'm pretty sure some of these are re-enactments, some of these stories are pretty heavily embellished and some are flat out fake. It is REDDIT after all. Rarely you you get one perfect faultless person and one evil selfish person engaged in battle for no reason.
"So use a knife to cut the pasta and your hands to shape it, its how its traditionally done in Italy. The internet is full of tutorials, some are not time consuming once you know how and the ingredients are very cheap, so you have no excuse."
I honestly wonder if every single one of these exceptional individuals have a low IQ and/or a personality disorder. I don’t want to be ableist, but it really would explain everything.
@@questionyourself718 Of course he would do that. Apparently it was his dying wish to get that banner and that banner will stand as a memorial to the younger brother for ages to come.
I hate you and this channel. I started watching at midnight and am still watching 5 hours later. Please help, they’re way too good I’m drowning in content and the excellent voice over
That guy at the end “I am his older brother, and he killy himselfy because you didn’t give the banner for free, tell you what, give me the banner for free and I won’t tell my lawyer that it was your fault that he killy himselfy.”
This is rSlash's older brother (seriously) He's in the hospital because his butthole fell off The doctor said he needs new subscribers or they wont be able to reattach it 1 sub = 1 🙏
Not to be racist, but I notice a lot of Chinese (especially the wealthy) have no issue stealing and/or using subterfuge to get free stuff. My wife has had a few doozies in the banking industry, including one lady who asked to use the bathroom while her husband conducted business. She then snuck into the staff lounge with her over-sized purse and stole everyone's lunch as well as a co-worker's makeup kit.
@@Sight-Beyond-Sight it's not racist but rather a fact. You see, not all Chinese people behave this way, but those who do are most often older people aged 50 and above, or people who used to live in very remote villages (who did not have a good upbringing) that became rich in the city. I can attest to you that I have personally seen many instances and news reports in where rude Chinese tourists do all sorts of awful and deplorable things. There was one time a group of Chinese tourists fought each other and used plates to shovel all the shrimp they can get in a hotel buffet in Thailand. Many of the shrimp were left unfinished, and not to mention the mess they left behind. My cousin also works as a flight attendant on the national airline of my country. She always dreads it whenever she flies to and from China. Many of the passengers would take of their shoes and socks off during the flight, yell, spit, and make a mess of the bathroom. Not just the passengers, but even the flight attendants have issues. There was this one time where a Chinese flight attendant assigned on her flight was arrested for stealing money from a passenger. There were also times where my cousin noticed cutlery and kitchen utensils such as the plastic jugs used to pour water, etc. go missing. Shocking, but sadly true
I know a guy who step-mon is from Laos, he said even they hate Chinese tourist as if you think it's worse being with them, imagine a country where china owns in a way. the people are treated like shit and if anyone speaks up about it. they are detained. I hate all people but I at least be respectful of people when I'm visiting because I need allies
I just saw an ad where a guy was selling a very nice truck with brand new tires for $3500. A choosing beggar came on there several times offering $400. He never got a response. LOL!
I had a choosing bigger situation, I was the begger. Tried to buy something off a game not knowing the price so i just typed random numbers between 140 to 200 plat, i faced palmed so hard when i found out the price
Nobody: Random Chinese dude: “contaminates all food at a buffet for an infectious disease confrence” Me: calls cops “Cops arrive” Me: THIS POST RIGHT HERE STARTED IT!!
Well we now confirmed patient zero in the US... Not by science or a team of experts...but thanks to a random patron of a buffet and the RUclips channel that shared his story...... Who would have thought?
I was like, how can she say she is poor after demanding so many extra items. No one who is actually poor will settle for a certain budget and try to add items afterwards in the hope the price doesn't increase. Hell, you even would need to tell them that some options are free if they add it. I had a poor customer once, ordering the cheapest of the cheapest and only thought they could add 2 vegetables to it. Then I told him he could pick any of the vegetables as they are already covered and told him anything that could or couldn't be included. Never saw a man so happy. Also never saw a man ever add so many vegetables.
14:49 at the police station: -ok, so we have enough evidence to accuse you of a murder, but we will drop all charges if you make a banner for our police station. -ok deal! :)
I was in Michael's with my daughter recently. The total was more than expected.(because one of the items was actually more than advertised.perhaps it was misplaced🤷) I told the cashier that I would have to put something back.An amazingly kind woman who was in line behind me offered to pay ! I told her absolutely not that she didn't have to do that.She pulled out her money and insisted while handing it to the cashier. I was only short just under a dollar. Still she didn't HAVE to do that. I can't thank her enough❤️
I've had similar experiences, especially lately. I've had my meals bought for me and have had people "slip" a cashier money because I was trying figure what stuff I could do without as I didn't have enough. All because of my Nam hat. Weird. I joined the military just to get away from my home. Nothing altruistic like saving the world from itself or anything of that sort. But I do appreciate the the occasional help as being retired is definitely not the vacation i was wanting!
A few years ago, me and my mom went out to eat at a restaurant. The only money we had was a Visa Gift Card that had more than enough for our meals but for some reason they couldn't get it to work. They tried several times but it was a no go. As we sat there embarrassed af, with no other way to pay and in panic mode... suddenly the waitress came over to our table with a receipt and said "Your bill has been taken care of". Me and my mom looked at her puzzled as she pointed to a couple in the corner. "They paid your bill". We were gobsmacked. They said "Merry Christmas" and my mom burst into tears, thanking them over and over. I even felt myself get a little misty cause it was just so... foreign to me. The bill wasn't anything outrageous but the generosity will forever stay with me.
Alexander Curry Made me cry. That’s beautiful. I hope the cards worked eventually. I’ve had that same exact issue with visa gift cards at certain places and times.
@@taniele84 yep...just when you think the entire universe is nothing more than a waste basket, someone comes along, out of nowhere, and performs an act of kindness that shatters the typical idea of people not caring for one another. It's a love-hate kind of thing...when life shows how bad it is, someone steps up shattering that notion of people being uncaring and unfeeling. So, now, when I get the chance, I try to "pay it forward". It doesn't hurt to smile and hold a door or stop to pick up a dropped item and believe it or not, the smile in return makes it that much better!
omg the person that said that they hope the seller dies from cancer just because they didn't get some free stuff. I really really hope that their treatments were successful and that the beggar NEVER makes it in the makeup industry.
the virus part could not be more accurate, not only do we have a serious virus right now, people are intentionally licking foods in grocery markets to spread it.
This is probably the funniest audio channel on YT. I love how you edit the swearing too. Makes it so friendly for work. Fantastic channel with top rate content. God bless you rSlash.
Your sense of humor has some issues then. Dude isnt even coming up with the humor. Blatant lies that are aimed at the most entitled generation around. Come on.
"My child[ren] and I now won't be able to eat because you refuse to blah blah blah" I GET THIS LINE ALL THE TIME. I always counter it with "Check in your area if a local food shelter is available" or some other actually helpful advice to smite them with kindness. Don't give me that line, I don't have the power to do what you're asking for anyway.
I had a period of time last year where I needed to get food donations because I had no income and neither did my mum. That is the thing you do when you're desperate, not hound people that are kind enough to do giveaways and shit to give it to me. Kind people donated the food there to begin with. In the UK idk about food shelters but donations can be given to you by the CAB which is really easy to sort out. It will normally take a couple of days for the first donation but they give you another package every week or two. We ended up donating half of it back to them because between the two of us we never would've been able to eat it all. I now donate about £5 worth of food every time I go shopping because of these people, if one of them asked for me to give them the money instead of the food I'd tell them to fuck right off.
Exactly, you don't know what they will do with that money and if I'm looking through their transaction history and see things like several transactions at a casino, or ebay etc it's kinda hard to think they're really going to use that money on food (or that they should have thought of their food in the first place)
For some reason that reminded me of grocery shopping earlier this week. I’m in the soda isle grabbing my soda and I hear “Ginger ale” hop “ginger ale” hop, so I turn around and there’s this like 50 year old woman who’s around 5’ 1-2” jumping trying to grab a thing of ginger ale. We made eye contact and she looked mortified realizing I was behind her, I got her down two bottles. It was pretty funny especially when normally I’m the person doing something like that without realizing someone is in earshot or can see me
A lot of these were bluffing in their threats, but I do believe the entitled middle aged woman most definitely would have called the police expecting them to spring into action.
The end was funny. It's nice of his big brother to finish the the video for him. You know, while he's in the hospital & everything dying. Lol I'll pray extra hard tonight that rSLASH gets that, thousand subscribers.
If someone uses the “I’m going to kill myself if you don’t do what I want” ploy, inform them that you have to call the police since they are showing signs of mental instability and possible self harm. Should shut them up quickly.
as someone who attempted suicide and had many suicidal thoughts for years, god i hate people who use the 'i'm gonna kill myself if you don't do what i want :(((' no wonder people never take people with _actual_ mental illnesses seriously
That’s the best comeback of all time, or alternatively you could say “well of you do than at least you’ll be saving your money, you cheap F E M A L E D O G Then either hang up or wait and see their reaction and post it on Reddit.
Random Promises completely agree. I’m in a similar boat and it’s people like this that make people think we’re just attention seekers and not going through mental hell. I’m happy to say that my depression has gotten a lot better these last couple years but I’ll never forget how empty and lonely I felt. Still have some bad days but the good outweigh the bad
Make them watch _Contagion._ If that doesn’t work, try and educate them on what happens when one ingests excrement. (Hint: it’s possible to get a parasite living in and chewing on your brain.)
I live in the Philippines, and am pretty sure this is the hotel I stay at when in Manila. But even pre pandemic, the game has totally changed. If you are entitled to the free buffet, you are given dining chits at check in. Otherwise, you have to pay. The buffet is now manned by servers, the food behind sneeze guards. They are happy to give you whatever you want, but again, no chit, and you're paying. You now are routed through a cashier, you show your chit, which you keep, it's only good for that specific meal, and the host now manages the servers. They went all out to ensure that ChoosingChineseBeggar can't happen again.
Cool Scary Story Bro that brings me back to the days when people would reply darted sandstorm to people asking for songs and I’d always be confused because I thought that every song had the same name Oof
I thought I was going to die at "killy myself" but then I clearly saw he wrote the n-word and currently I'm writing this from hell, great internet service down here.
I absolutely _love_ the way you do your outros, usually you get the "I'm reading from r/choosingbeggars, but please give me money via Patreon", but your mock beggars ending is *SUPERB!!!*
My favorite choosing beggars are the people who are getting either an *amazing* deal on something or just getting the damn this for free, and yet STILL demand more than what they should already be so grateful for getting at all.
My friends neighbor was doing construction without notifying his neighbors first and the workers accidentally knocked over a tree that caused the block to have a power surge. Some people wanted to go to court but the neighbor paid them in prices they chose in checks and cash. Anywho my friends neighbor got part of his fence knocked down on accident and had no problems with the surge. So the dude planned to pay him, and hire people to fix the fence, but the neighbor decided to flip and say that he wanted to sue. The neighbor then offered to pay for any company the dude chose to get his fence fixed by, but the man was so persistent about taking the guy to court and having him fix the fence. the guy said the fence he could do, and he will have to see about court n getting his attorney and call the dude back. Later it turns out the fence was built a few feet on the other neighbors property, so they tore the amount of fence down on his property and paid the neighbor nothing. They didn't even go to court either because it was his right to tear down a fence built on his property.
@Zac Crow I think they actually can, he did not follow their code of conduct and they could refer to the buffet needing to be redone as damages. Not sure though but it would seem reasonable that you can't just go into a restaurant, cause the buffet to go to waste and get off with no consequences.
I've seen this happen. It's why I will never eat at a Golden Coral buffet ever again. They have a "chocolate fountain" for deserts. Small kids stick their hands in, grubby people double dipping into it. Just disgusting and a total cesspool of disease. Employees never monitor it either.
i hate to stereo-type chinese, but this happens a lot. never stand between chinese and food. i've also seen them pick up food from SOMEONE ELSE'S PLATE AND TASTE IT!!!
I'm not gonna lie, I've been watching a ton and have not subscribed(just usually don't subscribe to anyone) but you're... Brother was very convincing 😂😂
@@Bleu_Bug yo....My deadass commented on someone elses Comment...my bad my eyes are fucked up last night cuz i was watching/listening to R/Slash On 3 Am And i saw a same comment to say nice job copying but end up accidently replying at yours.Mb sorry man!Have a good day.
CB: “This is his brother he just killed himself nice job you just took a life away. You can give me banner and I’ll forget about you killing him deal?” Me: so you just found your brother dead and decided to hope onto his Instagram and check his DMs? Seems legit
It's crazy how much of a lack of self-awareness some customers have. I'm a Rideshare driver and one of the worst aspects of my job, which I love, is customers with negative attitudes. The work that is required to do the job is not so bad compared to the tremendous stress that I experienced sometimes while trying to deal with customers.
10:43
That prediction 😅
Wow can't belive that happend
*do you work for the fbi sir*
WHATDHSJSJE YOU CAN SEE THE FUTURE
Woah mate
bro wtf
Yooo that Chinese man story didn’t age well
yup
Damn 😭😭
Lol
Then he went back to china did that at another buffet and that is how the coronavirus started.
He started Corona
10:50 did he just guess the Coronavirus outbreak that would happen a YEAR later.
He knew. He can see into the future.
Yes.
sme ikr
Lol
@@VacuousOnyx he has the monado's power! He's too dangerous to be left alive!
Rslash: I think this post is giving a glimpse of the apocalypse.
2020: Smiles in the distance.
At least we aren’t getting invaded by aliens.
Wait, didn’t the black mess incident happen around 2020? I may be wrong, as I have only played Portal 2, but I remember something about the events of Portal happening around 2020.
At least WW3 didn’t happen.
At least the world didn't blow up
Hey rSlash, go ahead and file this under “posts that didn’t age well” see: 11:00
IT REALLY DIDN'T THOUGH
🤣🤣👏👍😁😎!
Aged like wine
@@dimsufferer9951 oh no. This aged like cheap dollar store milk
This is a year ago, now the coronavirus is running wild.
I thought the same thing tbh, is even a pandemic virus now
Honesltyyy and the guy was Chinese🤭
GirlsteR Qvist_GL his remark of “when we all die from some super virus” is in poor taste
i think rslash predicted the coronavirus
OMG
R/Slash:
posts a video in 2019 talking about when we get a supervirus from Chinese buffets
US Population in 2020:
*SWEATING*
Watching it now, and yeah that sentence didn't age well...
exactly what i was thinking
Holy carp this is exactly what I was going to say
Frankly I'm just surprised that rslash predicted the future
*…what do we do…*
He predicted the Corona virus. HE PREDICTED THE CORONAVIRUS
True m8
He’s the Simpson’s but on RUclips
I’m literally sitting here freaking tf out about the irony of this. Prediction was spot on lol
He's like the simpsons😂
I was thinking the same thing!!!!
2019:“When we all die from a super virus”
2020: “hold my beer”
2021 can’t come soon enough.
Correction: hold my Corona beer
Wait but covid-19 was found in 2019
@Alexander Peguero yeah, but China didn’t release information until 2020.
correction man: "hold my honeycomb"
"when we all die from a supervirus" hmmmmmmmm
Sam Meador hi mr Sam the cat
"Last I checked my name wasn't Make-A-Wish"
That is a *fire* response tho
Lol ikr
I only wish I could be that witty on que...Nothing is worse then thinking hours later..."Damn, I should have said that!"
listening to the infectious disease conference story in 2020 is like
*insert mike from monster's inc. w two eyes meme*
"My children can't eat because of y-"
Nah. They can't eat because you're a bad parent.
They can eat, they just won't be able to get that sweet "SPAGATTI"!
oOOOOoOOoOOOoOooooo
A Turtle wait that’s illegal
@@er2bros328 ITS RIGHT THERE IN NOTIFICATIONS AND I STARTED MY BUSINESS BY SELLING POOP AND DEFECATION (Congratulations 2 lyrics)
Nah she cant cook
>CB: uses the "I'm sick" excuse instead of the "I'm a single mother" excuse
>Me: Waits for the single mother line anyway
>Me: * *Surprised and disappointed* *
Your disappointment is immeasurable and your day is ruined
this channel is just audio books for reddit posts and i'm here for it
Most Reddit channels are like that, but his silky buttery voice makes it just so much better, like 90% better
fabulouslyWiccan Agreed
I’ve just found it today and although it’s not a bad channel, it’s kind of gross that dude is getting paid for stealing others peoples stories from reddit and the just reading them. Zero credit given to the posters in the videos and no real creativity involved. Dude found a gold mine off of others peoples lives and input.
@@troublingsmile tea
If only he would read all the words there, including, the curses.
The banner kid tho
"I wanna buy a banner"
"wait it costs money, how dare you!!"
I mean yea that's what buying is
"the hyper ebola chamber" xD
Oh hi shgurr!
(SHGURR!!!! God I love u!) excuse me, but I should have your channel because my son wants some money. Give me or I’ll call the police!(I’m sorry I had to, love ur channel!!)
shgurr hi love your vids
WAITWHA!? SHGURR!?
shgurr my frickin god u are here notice me!
“Last time check my name wasn’t make-a-wish”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Wes Prang lol xD
Last time i checked my name was not "like this comment"
*i liked it*
BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
^ That guy went out with honour.
2019: joking about chinese men spreading a supervirus
2020: coronavirus.
So, the Coronavirus that has a pretty low chance to kill a person is considered a supervirus?
@@brokendaboken348 498,710 people dead is pretty bad
@@21BUNNYLOVER i know, but it's not that super
@@brokendaboken348 Ya but that was just the first wave if the second one comes then the death toll may be greater
@@21BUNNYLOVER i know but it's not that super
I love how the people that say, “thanks now my kids and I can’t eat,” think that is anyone else’s fault or problem but their own. How am I supposed to feel bad? I feel bad for the kids that they have such a shitty parent that can’t provide for them and gets mad even when someone tries to help... but that’s about it.
Wow. A comment that isn’t about how rSlash predicted the future. Neat!
Couldn’t have said it better.
If you can't feed 'em don't breed 'em
@@seeingeyesseelies9545 precisely!
I think most of those types of people don’t even have kids. Just trying to tug on some heart strings lol.
At least I HOPE most of those types of people don’t have kids...
How is saying you have plenty of money supposed to convince the other person to lower thier price.
Boii give me your money, my son earned it, he got top grades in school, he got all A+, well he got that in one thing actually... Being dumb..
if anything, i would ask for more.
*slightly raises price*
@@MrBerserkinTime *raises it to the price of a McLaren P1*
they aren't trying to convince the other person to lower the price when they say that, they are just embarrassed they can't afford a reasonable price and are being defensive...
"seduce my inner fatass with their cookies". I died😂🤣😂🤣🤣
:3
GaucheKnot 21706 I mean it’s true
lol bruhhh that’s me! 😂
You know those Girl Scouts have some great entitled begger stories that the world needs to hear. Yes, the cookies are expensive. However, I can imagine how many times those poor girls and their moms who volunteer have to hear random people's BS.
Inner fatass? Please. Who needs an inner one when I've got an outer one.
Aaaawwww. Customer service, the one job that makes you hate people.....
I work customer service too, and I was just thinking that this sounds just like some of the people I have to deal with.
Oh yes, was stuck in a IT customer service department at a high school for a year. So many dumbasses coming in with an attitude.
I hate hate hate customer service...and came to hate overall the general public...for every nice customer there's like 10 a**holes
I can name a few others
Going to:
Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Sometime the Customer is right.
That story with the Chinese guy infecting the entire buffet followed along with a super virus joke did not age well...
it was really accurate, it was about a guy eating at a chinese buffet and licking everything and not washing his hands and r/slash said in a year there will be a chinese supervirus...
I love that some people's logic is "If you're selling it, then you clearly don't need it, so give it to me for free!"
How dense do you have to be?
I wonder if those people give things away for free if they dont need them. ......
The irony is that you CAN buy groceries with Amazon gift cards (whole foods) lmao
Idk 50 dollars in any form can by me some crap, It doesn't even matter what store it is, it could be a fortnite store (coming from somebody who doesn't like fortnite) and I could sell the 50 gift-card for like 20 dollars and feel good about it.
Rumor has it they sell half cakes at Whole Foods.
@@raresfinaleyt9932 dont you mean half pies?
Yeah but $50 cash buys drugs and alcohol. More what they are "needing" methinks. They changed their mind when they realized they could sell the gift card to someone else for cash.
I have such mixed feelings about watching these videos. They are interesting and good when there's justice, but reading about these awful horrible people makes me lose hope in humanity...
Exactly why I like r/prorevenge
It's great and it's just yEs-
i can't watch the entitled parents vids for the same reason. it just makes me queasy thinking about an entire demographic of children coming up in the world that were raised by these... ugh... i can't even.
Zacharias there was never any hope in humanity to begin with...
just remember, there are two sides to every story. I'm pretty sure some of these are re-enactments, some of these stories are pretty heavily embellished and some are flat out fake. It is REDDIT after all. Rarely you you get one perfect faultless person and one evil selfish person engaged in battle for no reason.
@@Amazing20225 - Then get off your entitled, lazy ass & go find something worth living or dying for instead of wasting it on pointless nihilism.
"Now my children will starve as they can't afford this pasta maker"
Because pre-made dried pasta is too expensive...
"So use a knife to cut the pasta and your hands to shape it, its how its traditionally done in Italy. The internet is full of tutorials, some are not time consuming once you know how and the ingredients are very cheap, so you have no excuse."
"I will forget about you killing my bro if u give me banner" dafaq?
# MyDickStinks soo you found your brother dead in his room and the first thing u do is jump on his phone and message some dude over a banner?
Can't be true
I honestly wonder if every single one of these exceptional individuals have a low IQ and/or a personality disorder. I don’t want to be ableist, but it really would explain everything.
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 I'm guessing since he wanted roblox graphics, it's more likely that he's just a ten year old.
@@questionyourself718 Of course he would do that. Apparently it was his dying wish to get that banner and that banner will stand as a memorial to the younger brother for ages to come.
I hate you and this channel. I started watching at midnight and am still watching 5 hours later. Please help, they’re way too good I’m drowning in content and the excellent voice over
Kelsea Kennedy Honestly I was gonna get mad at you
then I read the rest of the comment
*_insert not gonna lie they had us in the first half meme_*
Hahaha not gonna lie you almost had me there
I got scared for a minute haha! I can never stop watching either
*not gonna lie, they had us in the first half*
CB: IM DYING HOW DARE YOU DECLINE MY LAST WISH
Seller: UNO REVERSE
That charger story: *Rslash uses the word Bitch a million times
The other stories: Rslash proceeds to censor all the other curse words.
That guy at the end
“I am his older brother, and he killy himselfy because you didn’t give the banner for free, tell you what, give me the banner for free and I won’t tell my lawyer that it was your fault that he killy himselfy.”
I guess banners fix everything...Now give me a banner for free or I will killy myself & then you will be going to jail for causing me to killy myself!
*GIVE ME THE BANNER BEFOR I KILLY MYSELFY. NOOOOOWWWWWW*
I just killied my selfs
Nub93 8 or younger, because we are 9 year old army.
The judge would laugh that right out of the courtroom.
I like how he tries to replace the bad words from the text chain initially but then later on just says "fuck it"
It's super fucking annoying. Like be consistant.
I was going to sub, but I just couldn't do it. I need consistency man :(
He tries
@@bobdarker519 Makes sense but it's most likely he just forgot to not swear later in the video
I'm watching this in the heat of the coronavirus outbreak that post about the infectious disease hits home
I feel like I die inside every time you do the entitled person's voice.😂
This is rSlash's older brother (seriously)
He's in the hospital because his butthole fell off
The doctor said he needs new subscribers or they wont be able to reattach it
1 sub = 1 🙏
Not first to answer
Oh no, ButtHoleFallOffIdis, i had a buddy who got that before. He wasn't able to poop for a month.
*POOR OLD WOMAN*
Hahahaha
shit i need to subscribe quick
The Infectious Disease Conference story earned my 👍🏼
Not to be racist, but I notice a lot of Chinese (especially the wealthy) have no issue stealing and/or using subterfuge to get free stuff. My wife has had a few doozies in the banking industry, including one lady who asked to use the bathroom while her husband conducted business. She then snuck into the staff lounge with her over-sized purse and stole everyone's lunch as well as a co-worker's makeup kit.
@@Sight-Beyond-Sight it's not racist but rather a fact. You see, not all Chinese people behave this way, but those who do are most often older people aged 50 and above, or people who used to live in very remote villages (who did not have a good upbringing) that became rich in the city.
I can attest to you that I have personally seen many instances and news reports in where rude Chinese tourists do all sorts of awful and deplorable things. There was one time a group of Chinese tourists fought each other and used plates to shovel all the shrimp they can get in a hotel buffet in Thailand. Many of the shrimp were left unfinished, and not to mention the mess they left behind.
My cousin also works as a flight attendant on the national airline of my country. She always dreads it whenever she flies to and from China. Many of the passengers would take of their shoes and socks off during the flight, yell, spit, and make a mess of the bathroom.
Not just the passengers, but even the flight attendants have issues. There was this one time where a Chinese flight attendant assigned on her flight was arrested for stealing money from a passenger. There were also times where my cousin noticed cutlery and kitchen utensils such as the plastic jugs used to pour water, etc. go missing.
Shocking, but sadly true
@@Sight-Beyond-Sight Most likely mainland Chinese.
I know a guy who step-mon is from Laos, he said even they hate Chinese tourist as if you think it's worse being with them, imagine a country where china owns in a way. the people are treated like shit and if anyone speaks up about it. they are detained.
I hate all people but I at least be respectful of people when I'm visiting because I need allies
Sight Beyond Sight who the fuck sneaks into a banks staff lounge to steal lunches just wtf why
I just saw an ad where a guy was selling a very nice truck with brand new tires for $3500. A choosing beggar came on there several times offering $400. He never got a response. LOL!
I had a choosing bigger situation, I was the begger. Tried to buy something off a game not knowing the price so i just typed random numbers between 140 to 200 plat, i faced palmed so hard when i found out the price
Hooooolllyyy shittt
3500 damn I could afford that lol.
Red Fox ayyy warframe, is it?
Did ya try to buy a energize set or something?
Probably an really good riven
Nobody:
Random Chinese dude: “contaminates all food at a buffet for an infectious disease confrence”
Me: calls cops
“Cops arrive”
Me: THIS POST RIGHT HERE STARTED IT!!
Well we now confirmed patient zero in the US...
Not by science or a team of experts...but thanks to a random patron of a buffet and the RUclips channel that shared his story......
Who would have thought?
The second he said he wanted Roblox on the banner I knew he wouldn’t pay😂
Im surprised the guy didn't question him more
Yeah, that immediately gave me the clue that he was like 7. Notice that he misspled almost every single wrod.
misspled
@@TrianglePants r/woosh
@@everline4509 _bruh_
Hehe, me watching this in 2020 after the “disease spreading and everyone dying” XD ha we stuffed
A year later and the disease conference with the elderly chinese man has never been more accurate than right now.
“When we all die from a super virus” oof that didn’t age well
“If you give me banner, I will forget about you killing my bother” 😂😂😂
Lol. That line makes me think the story is fake. I feel like there's no way anyone would send such a blatant lie.
CB: "I AM JUST A POOR OLD WOMAN"
My mind: "I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me..."
hes just a poor boy from a poor family spare him his from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Vismilah, No!
We will not let you go!
@@BurningApple let him go
I was like, how can she say she is poor after demanding so many extra items.
No one who is actually poor will settle for a certain budget and try to add items afterwards in the hope the price doesn't increase. Hell, you even would need to tell them that some options are free if they add it. I had a poor customer once, ordering the cheapest of the cheapest and only thought they could add 2 vegetables to it. Then I told him he could pick any of the vegetables as they are already covered and told him anything that could or couldn't be included. Never saw a man so happy. Also never saw a man ever add so many vegetables.
14:49 at the police station: -ok, so we have enough evidence to accuse you of a murder, but we will drop all charges if you make a banner for our police station. -ok deal! :)
Adriana Kuzmikova HAHGAHAHAHAHHAGAGGAGAGAGHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@markk1877 ok i know this is prolly r/whooosh but stop you are annoying
@Golden Hooters r/whooosh
10:52
**Checks date video was posted**
“Ah yes, this was in fact, prier covid-19”
I was in Michael's with my daughter recently. The total was more than expected.(because one of the items was actually more than advertised.perhaps it was misplaced🤷) I told the cashier that I would have to put something back.An amazingly kind woman who was in line behind me offered to pay ! I told her absolutely not that she didn't have to do that.She pulled out her money and insisted while handing it to the cashier. I was only short just under a dollar. Still she didn't HAVE to do that. I can't thank her enough❤️
I've had similar experiences, especially lately. I've had my meals bought for me and have had people "slip" a cashier money because I was trying figure what stuff I could do without as I didn't have enough. All because of my Nam hat.
Weird. I joined the military just to get away from my home. Nothing altruistic like saving the world from itself or anything of that sort.
But I do appreciate the the occasional help as being retired is definitely not the vacation i was wanting!
A few years ago, me and my mom went out to eat at a restaurant. The only money we had was a Visa Gift Card that had more than enough for our meals but for some reason they couldn't get it to work. They tried several times but it was a no go. As we sat there embarrassed af, with no other way to pay and in panic mode... suddenly the waitress came over to our table with a receipt and said "Your bill has been taken care of". Me and my mom looked at her puzzled as she pointed to a couple in the corner. "They paid your bill". We were gobsmacked. They said "Merry Christmas" and my mom burst into tears, thanking them over and over. I even felt myself get a little misty cause it was just so... foreign to me. The bill wasn't anything outrageous but the generosity will forever stay with me.
Alexander Curry Made me cry. That’s beautiful. I hope the cards worked eventually. I’ve had that same exact issue with visa gift cards at certain places and times.
@@taniele84 yep...just when you think the entire universe is nothing more than a waste basket, someone comes along, out of nowhere, and performs an act of kindness that shatters the typical idea of people not caring for one another.
It's a love-hate kind of thing...when life shows how bad it is, someone steps up shattering that notion of people being uncaring and unfeeling. So, now, when I get the chance, I try to "pay it forward". It doesn't hurt to smile and hold a door or stop to pick up a dropped item and believe it or not, the smile in return makes it that much better!
It's a dollar. I've had complete strangers come up to me and ask for $1. No big deal.
omg the person that said that they hope the seller dies from cancer just because they didn't get some free stuff. I really really hope that their treatments were successful and that the beggar NEVER makes it in the makeup industry.
Here i was thinking King Joffrey was dead
K Right? I got so upset at that one. Maybe I'm just sensitive, but stuff like that really makes me angry.
Oh sometimes you so wish Karma fucks them up instantly
I’m pretty sure it was a troll
I know... just how spoilt, entitled and downright conceited are some members of society!?
He killed himself. So as his brother can I have a banner for his RUclips channel that he will post to from beyond the grave
The person who “killed themselves” or rSlash? (Also lol)
Appropriate response to brother should be "Good, one less CB the world must suffer!"
R/Slash in early 2019: “I think this post is giving us a glimpse of the apocalypse when we all die from some super virus”
Me mid 2020: 😐😑😐
HEY! CORONA VIRUS FROM THE FUTURE SENDS HIS THANKS TO THIS CHINESE WINNER OF A MAN!!!
the virus part could not be more accurate, not only do we have a serious virus right now, people are intentionally licking foods in grocery markets to spread it.
You said some dude will not wash his hands.
2020; Coronavirius!
YOU CALLED IT!
when we all die from a supervirus--
2020: *chuckles*
Me in 2020: *chuckles* I'm in danger.
More like : chuckles "I'm in danger" (simpsons)
Why is 2020 the villian?
14:47 Hey there so my brother died and if you give me the banner I’ll just forget he died and stuff lol so we got deal?
that's an amazing deal :)
And be called him the n-word, what an idiot
Pretty sure dis kid was like 8
@@jordanoof7733 Well he did ask for Roblox.
Lmao that was a funny one
"I'm gonna kill myself if you dont give me that for free"
"Lol ight"
Good to stop human trafficking
Spencer Meunier yes I love that,why do they think people should give a fuck ,
This is Spencer's brother, just wanted to let you know that he killed himself.
Joe Mama oh my god Spencer’s brother im so .........hang on............wait a minute you’re not spencers brother :)
@@dx1450 Lol 'ight.
This is probably the funniest audio channel on YT. I love how you edit the swearing too. Makes it so friendly for work. Fantastic channel with top rate content. God bless you rSlash.
Your sense of humor has some issues then. Dude isnt even coming up with the humor. Blatant lies that are aimed at the most entitled generation around. Come on.
@@JamesTTierce What's up with you?
J T tf is wrong with you?
Oh the sweet sweet irony at 11:05🤦🏼♀️😂
10:50
a year later..
the corona virus.
"My child[ren] and I now won't be able to eat because you refuse to blah blah blah" I GET THIS LINE ALL THE TIME. I always counter it with "Check in your area if a local food shelter is available" or some other actually helpful advice to smite them with kindness. Don't give me that line, I don't have the power to do what you're asking for anyway.
dracofirex
Why don't ya do your "SENZU BEAN!" thing.
A bean for each sould help for a week.
I wish I had senzu beans to throw around!
I had a period of time last year where I needed to get food donations because I had no income and neither did my mum. That is the thing you do when you're desperate, not hound people that are kind enough to do giveaways and shit to give it to me. Kind people donated the food there to begin with. In the UK idk about food shelters but donations can be given to you by the CAB which is really easy to sort out. It will normally take a couple of days for the first donation but they give you another package every week or two. We ended up donating half of it back to them because between the two of us we never would've been able to eat it all.
I now donate about £5 worth of food every time I go shopping because of these people, if one of them asked for me to give them the money instead of the food I'd tell them to fuck right off.
Exactly, you don't know what they will do with that money and if I'm looking through their transaction history and see things like several transactions at a casino, or ebay etc it's kinda hard to think they're really going to use that money on food (or that they should have thought of their food in the first place)
@Madfox But what if I need to borrow money for a brush because I am a fox and my floofiness is out of control? :3
Ah, the music... so familiar.... Is it from the Nintendo Wii? Yes. Yes, it is.
It's a meme you dip
It's the mii theme
Zelda
@@alyssaison1095 wtf...
Chris Donovan ok
Honestly any phrase that begins with "Come on" should be the official mating call of the Loser.
Subscribed. But only because rslash's brother guilt shamed me into it... :p
John Smith same ;-;
Same lol
Same
Same LOL
his butthole came oof
Once a woman come up at me and said "buy me meat"
Me: "what?"
Woman: "buy me MEAT"
Me: "....no!?"
Woman: "..."
Think how funny it would be, if CB had approached a Vegan with that request!
For some reason that reminded me of grocery shopping earlier this week. I’m in the soda isle grabbing my soda and I hear
“Ginger ale” hop “ginger ale” hop, so I turn around and there’s this like 50 year old woman who’s around 5’ 1-2” jumping trying to grab a thing of ginger ale. We made eye contact and she looked mortified realizing I was behind her, I got her down two bottles. It was pretty funny especially when normally I’m the person doing something like that without realizing someone is in earshot or can see me
I like how you censor yourself up until 5:00 , and then continue back to censoring yourself. Made a little oopsie there lol
Psssssh you saw nothing
Rslash EXPOSED
I thought so too XD
I was watching without earphones, it was loud, and my mom was in the room. I got in trouble
BITCH
BITCH
BITCH
BITCH
“When we all die from a super disease”
People in 2020...
Imagine calling the police and saying
Someone won’t buy my groceries
Yup definitely high.
A lot of these were bluffing in their threats, but I do believe the entitled middle aged woman most definitely would have called the police expecting them to spring into action.
The police is just gonna be like wth stop calling us
They are so dumb that they think dumb threats will actually work
YEET 😂😂
When you find this video when the coronavirus scare is going on..... RIP buffets
And it's only continued to go crazy... LOL
The end was funny. It's nice of his big brother to finish the the video for him. You know, while he's in the hospital & everything dying. Lol I'll pray extra hard tonight that rSLASH gets that, thousand subscribers.
If someone uses the “I’m going to kill myself if you don’t do what I want” ploy, inform them that you have to call the police since they are showing signs of mental instability and possible self harm. Should shut them up quickly.
Brilliant.
as someone who attempted suicide and had many suicidal thoughts for years,
god i hate people who use the 'i'm gonna kill myself if you don't do what i want :(((' no wonder people never take people with _actual_ mental illnesses seriously
That’s the best comeback of all time, or alternatively you could say “well of you do than at least you’ll be saving your money, you cheap F E M A L E D O G
Then either hang up or wait and see their reaction and post it on Reddit.
Random Promises completely agree. I’m in a similar boat and it’s people like this that make people think we’re just attention seekers and not going through mental hell. I’m happy to say that my depression has gotten a lot better these last couple years but I’ll never forget how empty and lonely I felt. Still have some bad days but the good outweigh the bad
Hi, can I have this thing for free?
No
**comes back with a fake moustache*
Hchello, I am chnot him, may I have thing for free comrade?
No
Of course comrade
Yes comrade because I love communism
I literally laughed out loud at this comment. GOLD🤣
*ANYTHING FOR YOU MY FELLOW COMMUNIST COMRADE*
10:50 *Caronavirus has entered the chat*
beat me 2 it
Really like your channel and the content. Love your sense of humour, thank you for brightening my day with laughter.💕💕
"I'm too important to wash my hands."...so, you've met my half-brother?
Same! My two younger half brothers never brush their teeth or wash their hands
Make them watch _Contagion._ If that doesn’t work, try and educate them on what happens when one ingests excrement. (Hint: it’s possible to get a parasite living in and chewing on your brain.)
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 - Oooh, THAT was the name of that movie! Thanks, now I can finally see it. xD
that outro killed me! XD
Is this Kreazea's brother telling us that Kreazea is dead, or was Kreazea merely dictating that they were dying? Hope you get better, dead Kreazea.
R/Woosh?
@@basilbats7891 no
@@salenstormwing Brilliant XD
Just sitting here in quarantine laughing my ass off when he’s talking about the virus at the buffet
I live in the Philippines, and am pretty sure this is the hotel I stay at when in Manila. But even pre pandemic, the game has totally changed. If you are entitled to the free buffet, you are given dining chits at check in. Otherwise, you have to pay. The buffet is now manned by servers, the food behind sneeze guards. They are happy to give you whatever you want, but again, no chit, and you're paying. You now are routed through a cashier, you show your chit, which you keep, it's only good for that specific meal, and the host now manages the servers. They went all out to ensure that ChoosingChineseBeggar can't happen again.
this editing is my favorite! the zoom ins for effect is just **chef’s kiss**
I really like the wii music in your videos
Who doesn’t
needs more Darude - Sandstorm
Cool Scary Story Bro that brings me back to the days when people would reply darted sandstorm to people asking for songs and I’d always be confused because I thought that every song had the same name
Oof
@@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 I still do that. lol
Cool Scary Story Bro you sir are a legend
By the way the makeup story with the seller did not pull the I'm sick thing he/she actually had cancer that is very disrespectful
@Charlie Thompson are you the choosing beggar???
Because she was faking it haha we found her...!
@Charlie Thompson she was not disrespectful the buyer is she should burn in Hell
Shut up loser
I was saying that the seller did nothing wrong I am pretty sure
@@shrek2944 read op's comment again
....the banner one.
Did he just call the guy the N-word?
I thought I was going to die at "killy myself" but then I clearly saw he wrote the n-word and currently I'm writing this from hell, great internet service down here.
ye
Btw this is the banner kids(jk) older brother ya he said his but fell off from lack of bannerism
Where?
The part when he said that he died and that it was the brother killed me
Rslash: talks about us dying from a virus
2020: *RIGHT THAT DOWN! RIGHT THAT DOWN!*
11:00
Future R/Slash: The prophecy has been fulfilled
*I LOVE your hugs.*
😂😂😂
FBI OPEN UP
I absolutely _love_ the way you do your outros, usually you get the "I'm reading from r/choosingbeggars, but please give me money via Patreon", but your mock beggars ending is *SUPERB!!!*
The outro was amazing
I love your sense of humor. It's the main reason why I subscribed to you.
My favorite choosing beggars are the people who are getting either an *amazing* deal on something or just getting the damn this for free, and yet STILL demand more than what they should already be so grateful for getting at all.
My friends neighbor was doing construction without notifying his neighbors first and the workers accidentally knocked over a tree that caused the block to have a power surge. Some people wanted to go to court but the neighbor paid them in prices they chose in checks and cash. Anywho my friends neighbor got part of his fence knocked down on accident and had no problems with the surge. So the dude planned to pay him, and hire people to fix the fence, but the neighbor decided to flip and say that he wanted to sue. The neighbor then offered to pay for any company the dude chose to get his fence fixed by, but the man was so persistent about taking the guy to court and having him fix the fence. the guy said the fence he could do, and he will have to see about court n getting his attorney and call the dude back. Later it turns out the fence was built a few feet on the other neighbors property, so they tore the amount of fence down on his property and paid the neighbor nothing. They didn't even go to court either because it was his right to tear down a fence built on his property.
I wonder if the guy at the conference was made to pay for the food as it was now wasted.
Maybe it was all a plot to illustrate security against spreading vectors for the conference. lol
Gods I hope so lol that would cost a crap load of money xD
@Zac Crow I think they actually can, he did not follow their code of conduct and they could refer to the buffet needing to be redone as damages. Not sure though but it would seem reasonable that you can't just go into a restaurant, cause the buffet to go to waste and get off with no consequences.
I've seen this happen. It's why I will never eat at a Golden Coral buffet ever again. They have a "chocolate fountain" for deserts. Small kids stick their hands in, grubby people double dipping into it. Just disgusting and a total cesspool of disease. Employees never monitor it either.
i hate to stereo-type chinese, but this happens a lot. never stand between chinese and food. i've also seen them pick up food from SOMEONE ELSE'S PLATE AND TASTE IT!!!
I like how sometimes you censor out the swears, but sometimes you don't? Lmao 😂
I just started bursting out in laughter! I was so hoping others would get the "it's COVID! HE PREDICTED COVID!!!" reference too!!
I'm not gonna lie, I've been watching a ton and have not subscribed(just usually don't subscribe to anyone) but you're... Brother was very convincing 😂😂
Nice job copying someone else.
@@daud6374 I didn't intentionally copy anyone else? I rarely read comments on videos and only scrolled down far enough to make the comment?
@@Bleu_Bug yo....My deadass commented on someone elses Comment...my bad my eyes are fucked up last night cuz i was watching/listening to R/Slash On 3 Am And i saw a same comment to say nice job copying but end up accidently replying at yours.Mb sorry man!Have a good day.
@@daud6374 It's okay haha ultimately I was just really confused! You too
CB: “This is his brother he just killed himself nice job you just took a life away. You can give me banner and I’ll forget about you killing him deal?”
Me: so you just found your brother dead and decided to hope onto his Instagram and check his DMs? Seems legit
wow there's a whole channel named rSlash
I wonder how many channels are doing this bandwaggon thing right now
@@alstorp1008 infinite content. :s
R/rslash?
@@snifey2233 r/foundthemobileuser
@@snifey2233 r/foundthemobileuser
This episode was especially good. I'm going to re-watch it for the giggles. P.s. great narration.
Girl Scouts are bombarding me at every entrance.trying to seduce my inner fata**
OML I’m dead😂😂😂😂
How's seth
Ah yes. Customer service. The reason I hate my life.
denoslackYT the reason i mom nearly lost here keys to her HOUSE don’t ask
It's crazy how much of a lack of self-awareness some customers have. I'm a Rideshare driver and one of the worst aspects of my job, which I love, is customers with negative attitudes. The work that is required to do the job is not so bad compared to the tremendous stress that I experienced sometimes while trying to deal with customers.
Sterling Silver Ikr. I work in foodservice, a semi fast food/ semi restaurant chain called "Zoup!" And it sucks
As ridiculous and funny these all are, the best part was rSlash’s “older brother.” 😂😂😂
There's something about rslash swearing that's just absolute gold 💀
I found this channel yesterday and now i cant stop watching.