Ben buys a piece of TechTown
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Ben wont let anyone buy his piece of TechTown. He's very protective of it!
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Oh ok
Managers Privileges Boi
Y'all need to sell White shirts
White shirt when?!
gold lamé shirt
Ellie's sheer powers of apathy are the perfect counter to Ben, it seems
She's no longer pay enough to pretend to care
She would never pretend to care, no matter the pay. She has principles. She is a Paladin of indifference!
@Zayrah99 *immediately forget it because I care as much as Ellie*
@@neah9060 That's actually a good response 😂
Yeah, Alan's been trying but all he should have done was get Ellie involved
Now I want to see Ben just standing on the background and everybody completely ignoring him in every TechTown video
Ben need to put a cardboard cut out of himself on his little piece of property.
that would be outrageous on ben
Seeing Ben in every video as part of the decor without doing or saying anything, just being there, is more than i have ever would have hoped for
it will really put a snag in his thieving
Ben actually BEeN (hehe) there all along, he just mastered the ability of standing still that naked eye couldn't see him
Bens troublemaking vs Ellies indifference = unstoppable force vs immovable object
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I mean technically Ben should have demanded that they remove all floors, ceilings and walls on his property... but who is keeping track of that... :P
I feel like Ben is more of an immovable object here. Or maybe they both are?
@@millanferende6723 I'm pretty sure that if you buy a piece of land that has stuff on it, it's your job to remove said stuff. So Ben can demand all he wants... it's him who has the right and responsibility to remove the square foot of floor, square foot of ceiling and tiny piece or wall.
@@millanferende6723 well it was hardly anything bordering his land, so they wouldn't have to remove much. Plus ben would have to pay to get it removed
Ben’s supremely confident swagger meets Ellie’s sarcastic dimples. He didn’t stand a chance.
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I would put shelves all around Ben's property so nobody gets tempted to go there.
I was waiting for him to tresspass and get tackled by Rowan though. ^^
That's basically what a "spite house" it. If you've never heard of it, well, you're in for a treat.
If laws are similar there as USA, tech town would have to be ok with access. In USA, part of your property would be an "easement" and they could put down gravel if access is bad.
Just saying.
false wall/pillar lol
@@noneyabizz8337 In Germany, it depends. The lake in my village belongs to the fisher club, but as they were about to prohibit anyone to swim there the farmers said, "Ok, you can do that, but then we prohibit you from entering our land to get to the lake."
Ellie actually gave him several chances to leave. She's so kind 😊
Just because she doesn't care doesn't mean she doesn't care.
Ben is now almost unstoppable because Alan is no longer here to stop his tomfoolery only thing that is stopping him is his stupidity
I don't know, Ellie has pretty much owned him here.
Yes, he can stay in his little piece of land, but now he can't leave as that would be trespassing into Techtown's property.
Bri,ellie or rhi
In this one though he was very stoppable.
I dunno. Ellie's not giving a shit attitude seems to beat him fairly decisively.
Is more Ben can’t get the feeling of superiority he gets when he pulled similar stunts with Alan
Man, i'm absolutely loving Ellie's "Have you tried telling someone who gives a fuck?" energy
Ben did not think this even 50% of the way through.
Well, the last 50 is important
yeah, his progress meter stopped at 49% lol
He doesn’t think much through.
Idk he thought of it 1 sq ft of the way through
Technically, if that's his property, he has the right to access it as he pleases, right?
Ben really didn't think that through. Not to mention his arms were officially trespassing as soon as they closed up shop.
Additionally, the square foot would technically be part of the wall unless the wall was also on the neighbor's property.
I love how the black Manager shirt in the shop is 0.06$ more expensive than the red employee shirt, making the black one truely the more fancy shirt. It is official.
But do they have the white shirt?
Marketing.
What country are you? They're $2.00 more expensive for me.
It is $4 here at USA they know we are gullible
@@elaniarkady7351 Australia, which is quite close to NZ!
Ben's plan :
Step 1 : buy 1 square-foot of Tech Town
Step 2 : ...
Step 3 : profit !
Step 2 is failed blackmail
hey wait! that's my plan!
*cue the heist music*
Watch out for Ben... So many red flags!
Hmmm... red shirts, red flags... I'm seeing red.
I mean it's only 4, can't be that bad, right?
Boom boom
4 red flags! 🚩
@@VivaLaDirtLeague My brother owns six.
Oh Ben - trying to go toe to toe with Ellie is ALWAYS a mistake. Ellie is the keeper of the secret flame of IDGAF. 😂
I love how Ellie just doesn't care. The perfect amount of apathetic jujitsu I've come to expect from her.
I actually don’t know if I’ve ever seen Ellie directly interact with Ben in a sketch like this before. Love the dynamic.
Gets the popcorn out and waits for the 10 hour version of Ben standing there...
and no looping :D
haha hell yeah
It’s coming!
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueI kinda believe that’s the sort of thing you’d do! 😅😅
Lool @@remyzzzzz
"Be gonning music" "pity laugh" "non sentimental shrug" love the captions so much.
"Sir, please don't stretch your shoulders or ellbows on Techtown property. Just don't breath. Thanks."
I was SO waiting for "Your ellbows are intruding on techtown property when they were bantering about trespassing. Admittedly that would be more Rowan's line...
"we take trespassing VERY SERIOUSLY"
*elbows
*breathe
@@feynthefallen except rowna usually lets ben get away with everything he does.
He's got his own "piece of da kingdom" ❤
👍👍 Underrated comment.
Bro thought he would be dealing with Alan but had to face the final boss Ellie instead 😂
Ellie just doesn't give two shits. She's the mirror opposite of Alan. lol
The mirror opposite you say? We might have something there. Let's have Ellie stand next to a mirror dressed like Alan. With Adam to push it around.
@felixmervamee7834 It'd work cuz Rowan has face blindness!! 🤣😂
Ben's been on Established Titles and bought a piece of land
I didn't notice him calling himself "Laird."
Established title but they actually do their purpose.
I almost thought Rowan created a merch on Techtown's website to buy a square foot of store 😂
@@pierre-loup lol, I wouldn't be surprised
1. Lovely joke. 🙂
2. A POX ON ALL BUCKET SHOPS!!! 😡 😡 😡
oooooh now i understand the dynamics of that trio. adam is the "hi how can i help you" guy. if things get bad its then allan's turn for "hey thats not how things work here", and if things get worse its then ellie's turn for "i could care less dont blame me for what happens next". and if they all fail then rowan is "what happens next". damn now THIS is a team.
I can see Ben standing perfectly still out of sheer spite
well, that "fook" at the end sounded like he knew he fecked up
Or set the alarm off constantly, to make the manager come into the store all time over night
I wonder how much pain his bladder will be in by the morning.
@@andrewwoods2557 Not sure as what that would count, but that could be seen as a form of harassment. Also, if the alarm goes to a security company or the police the cost for them come running would be on him. Though both would probably come only once. They would remove him from the premises or in case of a security company have him removed.
@@andrewwoods2557 That would be trespassing. And Ben takes trespassing VERY seriously!
I accidentally had captions on, and when the guy left after Ben said 'be gone' the captions said, "be gonning music" 🤣
You really ought to watch every episode with captions on, they have great small nuggets of comedy gold 😊
Ben sheer greed will lead him to discover time travel and goes back before Tech Town even exists to only be foiled by Alan's ancestor
Love the "*Non-sentimental shrug*"
I swear sometimes the closed captions add and extra level of entertainment.
TechTown should ban him from entering the store, meaning he's trespassing the moment he tries to leave his one foot square...
Plenty of people have had that idea, like the lovely landowner that plants boulders around stuff he doesn't like in Österåker, like opposing counsel's property, the bike paths and the local train station. That sort of behaviour happens to be illegal in sane jurisdictions, but the corrupt local government wouldn't dream of telling him so.
In some countries, you HAVE to give access if your property surrounds another’s. BUT he has to pay for the passage.
So… not smart, Ben.
@@phsfalcao yeah but there are different laws in homes, stores, shops etc.. you can literally be banned at least in America... dunno if its the same in other countries but ive seen various cases online where they are trespassed i think its called and they will be arrested if they ever set food on that property again.. so in that case the store owner wouldnt have to give access, but then im pretty sure someone shouldnt be allowed to sell land if it doesnt have access
He's allowed to apply for an easement for access but that can literally take years to go through the courts. And the easement must be as direct a line as possible, but could just going around be the edge of the store. Then the store can just build outward facing shelves/fence to completely hide the easement from view. Security doors can be a problem, so the easement can be set by the court to be only during techtown business hours...I've overthought this!
@@michealrossiter148 i think he'd starve before that happened... especially what with how long it takes the icc & icj to make decisions on sieges
00:45 The subtitles reveal my favorite genre of music.
It’s pretty cool these days 😎
Not a single care in the world.
Ben cant handle Ellie's sass. She's a force to be reckoned with. eventually Ben is ALSO gonna miss Alan too. I wonder if Ben breaks down too.
Also these non Alan skits are makin me itchy for more! I hope we get back to the Alan Saga!
Good old Ellie. Just ignoring trolls is their worst fear.
Ben is such a menace in the bored universe. And only Ellie is his kryptonite.
Ben made a mistake he did this when alan was gone
Maybe he's the one that will find Alan and take him back
We do know Ben is now the on site repair guy now lol. Or are we forgetting he did start a job that Rolen was trick into using for any repair around the place for money.
Just replay Rolen with Rowan. Some how I cannot edit it after I did it on a tablet
Does pressing the three dots at the right of your comment work? @@supercloudreed
Alan beats Ben. It is Rowan that is the problem
The swear at the end getting cut really got me good. Something about his confidence the whole way then at the very end realizing what happened got me laughin' so hard.
Ben realized that he's trapped in the store on that square foot of land until they open up tomorrow. Meaning, no food, bed, tv, computer, video games, etc.
No shit
more importantly...no bathroom.
@@DestroyerGillard that too
water and toilets would be my main concerns ! But then again, it's Ben, not me... Who knows how he works ! 😅
Crowdstrike will make sure they won't open if there are any WIndows.
I wanted to see him set off the alarms so badly.
I was expecting a scary noise to begin once everyone had left. ❤ maybe "what are you doing here"
I was more expecting him setting off the alarm then being swatted XD
Oh, love the idea of a creepy Rodney come back at night, but that would have called for so much follow-ups...
When ellie mentioned the alarm, I was expecting a spy movie style red laser to cage him within his square foot right after she left
I was expecting TechTowns alarm to suddenly bring out laser sensors everywhere around Ben since Ellie specifically said to stay absolutely still
Maybe TechTown needs its own Five Nights At Freddy's type mascot to show up after hours.
“Be goning music” the captions are the best part of this skit
Ellie "WTF should I care for anything" is the final Boss for Ben.
Low level employees have nothing to do with land leasing disputes. Ben needs to bring this up with Rowan or Techtown corporate.
@@xientau9028He needs to find a White Shirt to have that conversation with.
Speaking of which… VLDL should randomly throw in a white polo with someone’s order just for lols.
@@xientau9028 Rowan won't care, he needs to bring it up to Britt. She might spend her life savings to buy that part back.
It's Ben he rolled a one during his planning stage.
BOB rolling ones and this is Ben
They are the same person Both are very dim. That is why we like them because dim people keep us guessing on what they will do next and it s funny. I am sure the off camera Ben is 100% opposite of how he is on camera.
I feel Ben is quickly going to annoyed that Alan is no longer there to stop him. Rowan makes it too easy for him to rob them blind
And so the Alan returning arc will begin. Ben will hunt Alan down and somehow convince him to return, just so he can continue his shenanigans.
Maybe Theo could step up and handle Alan
"For the red shirt peasants"
I like that Rowan always brings clarity to the hierarchy😄
The way Ellie turns the situation around on Ben and basically gets the last laugh, she went full uno reverse on how he tries to annoy everyone and it was glorious!
As soon as he leaves the square, snapped Alan will reappear with his sword to stop the thief.
Yes! Customers can't be in the store when the store is closed, so he must be a robber. God, I miss Alan.
Fare thee well, Ben!
Ben should have bought a black shirt merch!
Pick up Ellie for negotiations... Such a rookie mistake, Ben. You're gonna end paying her thousands in the end.
Now, Ben is on the hook to pay property taxes, electricity, and breathing Techtown’s oxygen!
Ben got bested by genuine desinterrest.^^
After scheming in TechTown for 10 years Ben managed to buy a house but it was only one square meter and couldn’t even fit his grandmother’s coffin. So he decided to use galvanised square steel and borrow expansion screws from his aunt to firmly fix it to the floor. Then he covered it with eco friendly wood veneer durable for 10,000 years
I'm not sure even Rowan could save Ben from this with him being way too distracted by the absense of Alan...
Alan's not gone; he came back and apologized for everything. He's also very careful of anything sharp now.
Flippin' _love_ Ellie's character! Just the awesome power of not giving a crap and thus not putting up with crap 😂
We need a 10-hour version of this with Ben waiting all through the night until Ellie comes back to open!!
10-hour live streaming version
1:18 The face you make when you are being annoyed but can't bother to reply with anything.
.*Non-sentimental shrug* 🤣
This is a smart investment ben
I love how Ellie is just like "There's no point fighting this place and its bullshit" and is just playing along so at least said bullshit will be funny
That look when Ben realises how badly his plan backfired
BE GONE > Legal advice
I expect Ben to be still standing there next episode
Next episode should be Rowan and Britt coming in the middle of the night with some bricks and cement
@@crisbenedictramos909
Why waiting for the night? 😂
Me too. To be honest, I was hoping that Ben would temporarily take Alan's place as an employee for a few episodes after last time, but this works too.
And it has nothing to do with him, lol
Well, he's a metaphorical mushroom now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He didn’t really think about using the restroom, or other things he may want to do.
Sir, please don't urinate on tech town property.
If Ben jumps up and down whilst carefully staying within his own land boundary, he’ll set off the Techtown alarms repeatedly enough to warrant Techtown considering some sort of action.
Ben really didn’t think that one over.
"Fu-" Smartest Man Last Words
The White Shirt WILL return
No one portrays nuisance personified better than Ben!😂
Hey Ben, when you can't build horizontally, build vertically.
Through the ceilling.
Ben just gets more and more creative
Elli, "You're not dealing with your average Allen, BEN."
3:10 will there be a way to get a white or a golden shirt?
Those are only things of myth and legend obviously not real so they couldn't sell them
he should borrow some tools from some one and build a home on his property with galvanized square steel
Best not think too hard on the logistics of being 1 foot over the boundary in the center of the building.
Nah, it's okay. Don't know about New Zeland, but In my country there are a lot of disputes about cituations like this. Land has some strange borders, people who bought the land didn't notice those strange borders, build something over there, and then some guy like Ben comes and demands the owners to either buy that piece of land from him, or stop using it.
It could be the corner where four zones of land all connected and left a small unowned gap in the middle, then at some point all that land was consolidated into a single property, with nobody noticing the 1ft square in the middle technically not being theirs.
@@sirei01 Well that's precisely why the lawyer at the beginning tries to say "well actually..."
Since when has ‘logic’ ever been an issue here? 🤔
@@sirei01Europe is a continent there multiple countries. Most of that is either very different or entirely not true in the UK for example.
If Tech Town's trespassing policy is anything like the old store, Ben is going to get a sword pulled on him.
Loved this. While I want the Alan story to continue, episodes like this are still a lot of fun, we need a follow up lol
This is 100% how I imagined this would go, as she absolutely does not care what he does.
Fortunately its Ellie,if Rowan he will purchase that piece of land for 1 million dolar
Now Ben uses galvanised square steel and eco-friendly wood.
I love that ben finds so many more ways to f*ck with playtech😂
Tech town now
TechTown* 😊
It's no fun being a Ben when nobody gets riled up.
Alan would have gotten so frustrated. Ahh, Alan... do you guys remember Alan?
Who? :P
He's gonna need to pay TechTown for use of airspace if he's going to be putting his hands on his hips like that.
Fun fact: This is the first time Ellie and Ben have met in the entire series
It is not. It may be first time they talked though. They already met on "When customers get in a fight".
Fun Fact: It is not.
@@overthinker8706 oh shit I forgot about that one
No one can put shelves there, but Ben can. He can BE the shelf
"Technically correct - the best kind of correct."
0:40 Ben: "BE GONE" - Subtitles: ".... *Be gonning music*" 😅
Ben with no food, water, electricity, tv, internet. It is like being marooned in an alternate world
Damn, I need a part two of Ben going crazy before setting off the alarm and getting arrested!
from tenant to owner of playtech, ben is really living the dream
I look forward to seeing Ben in his square foot of property in the background of future videos
The rise in real estate prices is worse than I imagined! 😮
Customer Ben then gets arrested for trespassing after passing out from standing to long.
I would have wanted Ben to have brought a guard chiwawa to defend his property. I don't know if a larger dog could defend that place and not be trespassing while being stationary.
"Be gone!" BAHAHAHAHA
I'm like that before my coffee too, Ben.
When Ben would stop his evil on Techtown
When he gets genuinely hired and faces repercussions for his misdeeds, perhaps.
Well done Ben, keep sticking it to the man and big tech
So do we have to call him Lord Ben of tech town aince he brought his one square foot of land 😂
You may be onto something for the next episode 👀
I feel a 10 hour video coming of Ben standing in his spot
I own a square inch of the moon. Got a certificate and everything.
No, you just bought a very expensive piece of paper.
The moon cannot be owned by a country, corporation or person. All nations agreed on this years ago.
You got scamed.
It is the same scam as "buy land in scottland to become a duke/baron/xyz" or "buy a star" ...
Not as cool, but I own a hundred trillion dollar note.....Zimbabwean....
I wonder how many people own that same piece of property, you bought. I seen some place that they all get voided after so many years or months because your not able to reach it or do anything with it.
@@therealhellcat Mines where the moon cave is.
Gonna cost them. A lot.
So you fell for a scam
I guess Ben will become invisible to the eye by morning...