SCARY $500 a Hand Straight play. Happy Halloween.
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There is nothing worse than leaving the casino with nothing in your pockets but a bunch of W4s 😭
Been there 😭
Same here! Terrible drive home...
GAMBLING DESTROYS LIVES!!!!
He's working with the casinos.
Watch out.
Those disgusting channels are here just to promote gambling and attract more people to the casinos.
He's sponsored by the casinos.
People DO NOT SUPPORT THOSE CRIMINAL CHANNELS.
GAMBLING DESTROYS LIVES!!!!!
Better off playing $50 so much wasted tax money!
Damn Andrew, that was straight up exciting to watch! Hitting a Royal at that denom would be epic!
Happy Halloween to you and the family!
17:02 oh that sigh, I was with you on that! I have to play catch up with your videos and I know you’ve hit some big ones. Look forward to seeing them but I feel the super big one is coming!
When you know what Slotmassacre is about to Hold, you know you’re a good Video Poker Player thanks to watching Slotmassacres videos over the months maybe year! 😂
We are watching trying to learn...taking notes on how to play properly. These videos are so valuable and exciting.
That four of a kind is coming. Cannot wait for your next session!
Stay blessed Andy. Best of luck
I LOVE these true high limit video poker sessions! Win big and take it home!
These are so interesting to watch. We see this level of play at the Wynn also but we don't want to be rude just standing there watching in person lol.
I kept hoping for the quads to come. Great exciting video!
Nothing Tedious about this just some heart pounding palm sweating fun....wow great stuff Andrew!
My stomach was roiling and I was just watching! Wow nice video
Played 2W yesterday evening. 95 in free play and put 150 in. Playing quarters and 1.25 a pop. Went on a bit of a run and got it up to around 275 in about an hour. Went cold. Switched to Bonus Poker at $1 denom around the 200 mark. Lost it all back to 155 and dealt 3 to a royal and hit it for 4k. Switched back to quarters waiting on the HP and donated back 20 or 30 while I waited. Attendant paid me out, tossed her a 20, and got the hell out. I heard your voice in my head 😂
That's an awesome run! Stay blessed
Love VP…and watching you make the big bets. Good luck!
Extreme high limit is the way to go....less banter more video poker....well done sir
Wow! Amazing session! That is scary but so satisfying to see it pay. Good stuff. New friends here.
Awesome! Thank you for that!
Thanks for the long videos. I take care of my elderly mother and really enjoy the diversion. :)
I love that.
GAMBLING DESTROYS LIVES!!!!
He's working with the casinos.
Watch out.
Those disgusting channels are here just to promote gambling and attract more people to the casinos.
He's sponsored by the casinos.
People DO NOT SUPPORT THOSE CRIMINAL CHANNELS.
GAMBLING DESTROYS LIVES!!!!!
Love it!!!
Well, you went for it!! I hope the next video has you getting quads on $100 denom. 💰💰💰💰
Wow Everyone that was INTENSE‼️ Did you noticed at 21:08 his credits said $0.00, But he played that hand just like he was winning thousands. Ice water in his veins for sure.
Thanks for your amazing video‼️
'Just a few hands of this.' Quite a few. Thanks for the post Andrew.
Yeah I actually thought that going in lol
Jeez.....You have balls sir....Best of luck.
Hi Andrew ! Go get em!
Love the videos
Thanks!
Love watching these huge bets!
I love huge bets ❤️
Same here! It's amazing!
VP is such a grind
WOOT! Almost a Lazarus it the end. Way, WAY too rich for me Andrew!
Thanks for posting. $100 coin is scary, but the wins could be exciting as taking a CR500 on the outside with your Alta.
I rode a Brand new 1999 back in the day. Never had to leave 1rst gear riding straight up a cliff!
This made me so nervous and it ain't even my money!! 🤣🤣
Same here...lol we don't even play VP but we love watching these videos to get a rush lol
BadAss VP player 👍🙂
Love to see you winning, cheers from CANADA. The shithol
Thanks for watching :)
You’re nuts man
Really great run on that $500 bet though.
as a person that doesn't play video anything ... what does it mean when you have a hand payout? and what is the difference between the fast pay and the attendant pay? sorry if this is a dumb question...
A hand pay is when you win over $1200, you get a w2g and they pay you cash. The fast pay is an option to fill out before you play where you enter a pin and the money stays on the machine and you are able to continue play instead of waiting for an attendant. If you don't set up fast pay the only other option is attendant pay.
Haven't seen a video of you taking a beating at this less than 100% return game yet.
AGAIN......VERY GOOD LUCK FROM VIETNAM~~~~~~GIL~~~~
VERY GOOD LUCK FROM VIETNAM~~~~~~GIL~~~~
Scary being the operative word. 😬 👻
Andrew you sure when to hold or get 5 new ones..
Most people with serious problems , keep it under wraps . You decided to make a RUclips channel out of yours.
Curious... When did you play this session? Noticed no mask for you, nor were many other patrons masked up. Thought NV casinos are still requiring them. Date of inquiry 10/30/21.
This is cut from a Patreon live play in July
So when you hit 3 of a kind and it's a hand pay, you have to wait to get paid before you can continue to play?
No, he has the quick pay on his machine. That's why he turns the camera around (while he's entering his PIN). Not all casinos have quick pay. The one I go to doesn't.
You Didn't Hold The....HEART 😳
hold just 1 off suited face card better chances for a 4 of a kind
If you watch this video in reverse, dude wins a lot of money….
too bad you didn't hold for the inside straight @ 0:54 in, the 9 came damn where's that crystal ball when you need it! hoping your year improves Sir
These machines sure play on emotions giving you that full house almost at the end. Bs it’s random
How much time does it take to enter all your W2G's
It's a whole thing.
Tax time is the less glamorous side of jackpot winnings lmao 🤣
What name of this slots Game ???
That’s definitely one way to play video poker. It’s awesome to see someone play at that big of a play. But there are theories of how to play. Some say only play 1pair if they are next to each other. Go for 4 of a kind…. But do you
I think the only time you would not want to keep 2 pair dealt , is when the pay table is only 1-1 for that hand , and the 4 of kind pays 80-1 . So Bonus Poker Deluxe comes to mind for that ... but IDK ... there are strategy charts out there that will tell you.
Which I guess the pay out for the full house depends too .
7-1 probably
8-1 maybe
9-1 probably not
10-1 definitely not
And oh ya ... does 1 of your 2 pair pay by themselves ... because I would think always holding 2 low pair is the way to go ???
But would guess never ever only hold 1 pair when the 2 pair pays 2-1 ;)
Which hmmm makes me wonder about the Aces and Faces pay table .... guess I'll go check it out .
Add edit : Yes I would throw away low pair of a Two Pair . . . with A's&F's
Always with the 1-1 pay for 2 pair.
And sometimes with the 2-1 {LuckyFeel} . . . hehe , my ole lady insists on using sUmm of the Time .
Imagine playing for these stakes and not having your card in...
After the $4000 win switch machines brother.
Alot of free play and comped meals and rooms playing $500 a deal🤑🤑
It's vp there not that generous with video poker
@@phnvt7298 You're right. They used to be generous, but not any more. I used to get free rooms, suites sometimes, at Venetian, Palazzo, Caesars, Paris. Now .....Zip. Now the only offer I get is Westgate and the last time I stayed there my room was so awful, noise of the elevators that were 4 rooms away, dresser drawers randomly opening, plumbing running in the walls and dripping, hard, in the tub, swear it was haunted, I'll never stay there!
I still get a lot. That part of the game is where I am better than most.
PS - I don’t mind the tedious! :-)
You had that heart ❤️ flush! You didn’t hold the 9 of hearts and the and the first card that flopped was the 6 of hearts! You would have hit if you held the 9! Bummer! @9:21
You need to be an accountant to keep track of all the taxables LOL
So every time you got 3 of kind you got hand paid and had to fill out 1099g for IRS?
What does jackpot handpay mean? Does someone have to come over and give you cash on the spot or something
At most casinos, yes. Your machine is locked up until they come pay you and give you Your W4 for tax purposes. The casino he is playing at has Quick Pay, he is turning the camera towards himself while inputting his pin number. I've personally never used it, so I'm not sure if you get your W4 when you leave or in the mail.
Nice to know that you can play $250 per hand and get $5 when you join their players club.
right?!?!?!
Has a high limit player some time I like to play along no audience around me and no videotaping or pictures !
And I do everything I can not to play next to anyone ever let alone high limit, the only exception is at the Cosmo where I don't have a lot of choice.
I couldn't handle doing my taxes with all those slips
What taxes
@@davidmitalski4672 every hand pay of $1200 or more is earned taxable income, for this guy he will have at least one million dollars of (G) earned income he has to pay taxes for, unless he shows a lose of $1.000.000, but according to him he is only up about $80.000 which he has to pay taxes for and for the million dollar earned (bracket) level income.
@@rashrick1 Even if he lost $1,000,000 he may still have to pay taxes. Because I am a single filer (widow) my $6250 winnings last year put me into a higher tax bracket and I had to pay $2000. Took all the fun out of it. When you put down your winnings, it goes on the first page as income and if you go over a certain amount it will bump you up and your tax rate will be higher. Such a bummer. I haven't won a thing this year and haven't even really tried because I want to get a refund next year.
@@sherrellbennett1333 I know, because it happened to me few years a go, I had few taxable jackpots and my (win-lose) statement indicated a loss over all, but the jackpots pushed my tax bracket much higher where I owed taxes and had to pay it.
@@sherrellbennett1333 um. Sorry to say Sherrell but you don't know how taxes work. It's a common misconception that put pushing you up into a higher tax bracket makes you pay more tax on all of your income. You'll only be taxed a higher rate on the amount of income that actually falls in thw higher bracket. You didn't pay $2000 more dollars on the winnings. Maybe a few hundred.
Chew more gum maybe that will help. 😂😂😂🤣 great game tho.. be well!
Hey, that was fun, I’m nervous and it’s your money! FYI, I don’t think it matters if people see your fast pay pin, I watch ng slots and he shows his all the time, it’s 1988, his birth year I assume.
Yeah, I've seen people change it to 1111. I leave my card behind occasionally and there is often hundreds in free play on it you could play off if you had the pin. Paranoid maybe.
@@Slotmassacre Worse than losing FP would be someone winning a Jackpot on your card, using your pin. You get the W2G, They get all the cash! Def smart to hide it.
Same people in background, same shirt from 2 days ago...lol :)
Same session :-)
He got that paper! W4's that is lol jk bro sorry for your loss. I wouldn't hold 2 cards that weren't a pair either.
What happened 😕😳
hey daddy!
Hey D
@@Slotmassacre you have gotten so famous you never speak to me!!
It's not tedious
17:02 Sigh😢
You missed two fives!
😖
You mentioned you have played 2 million hands. Have you ever been dealt a ROYAL? 1 in 650k
Nope. I may have over estimated by 500k too but yeah I should have had 2-3 by now
@@Slotmassacre I can't believe you haven't been dealt a royal with how many hands you probably have played. I just started playing VP 2 years ago and have been dealt 3 off the top of my head. Guess I am really lucky after all. Do u consider 4 Aces with a kicker in TDB dealt the same?
I Bet those are not really machines. The are studio generated.
So much for only playing a couple of hands haha.
That's what I was thinking
Do you have your taxes taken out every time you win over $1,199? Who's your tax preparer? I need a good one.
Why play bonus poker the payouts are terrible
Those $1,500 hand pays don't do you much of a favor when you betting $500. You must have gotten a serious W-4.
My man Andrew, if you are gonna play $500. a hand then you need to be more adventurous and bet the smallest possible bet when you are on a loosing streak
Anyone notice how when he started on RUclips he was mostly betting dollars and two dollars and now he has moved up to 100 dollars denom? This guy is all about trying to be the highest denom vp player on RUclips. I truly hope his family doesn't suffer when this addiction destroys his finances. But unfortunately it will happen as the house ALWAYS wins!! Feel sorry for the wife and kids!!
Not true, I don’t think you’ve watched much of my stuff My very first video was $50 Triple Double.
Only winner here is Uncle Sam
Hardly...You may deduct gambling losses only if you itemize your deductions on Schedule A (Form 1040) and kept a record of your winnings and losses. The amount of losses you deduct can't be more than the amount of gambling income you reported on your return. From the IRS
@@Slotmassacre Try being a single filer and living in NY. They only let you win up to on average $130,000 before you start being taxed even if you show a loss. Federal you're fine.
@@Slotmassacre Really?!?! Actually that's pretty good. I live in Maryland, and everything is taxed to death. We even have a stormwater runoff tax (although I think it's officially repealed now). I was speaking to MG21 (Mark) some months ago and they fly down to Florida a lot to film because their home casinos are somewhere up in New England area. Mark said you can't deduct any losses and you're taxed on the amount you win. They did a $10,000 slot challenge and got it down to like $500 left, then hit $10,000 and cashed out at exactly $10,000 and they have to pay taxes on the entire $10k they 'won.'
Why bonus poker? For the life of me I can't see why you don't play triple double? Your just hurting yourself over time...
I just watched a guy loose 20 thousand dollars on u tube ?? 🙈🙈 and I drive a 900$ car 🚗 ????
How can you book a profit if you’re paying taxes on every 3 of a kind? Even if you’re even for a session, or up a few thousand, you’re gonna lose money playing those limits.
Yea, I would think that’s true
You are not playing at full ev. You keep ignoring 3 to a flush which is mistake
I'm yelling at the screen for you to stop
Turn your hat around
Again..
@@Slotmassacre lol
so your betting $500 a hand and you get 3 of a kind for $1500 and now you have to pay taxes on that??
You may deduct gambling losses only if you itemize your deductions on Schedule A (Form 1040) and kept a record of your winnings and losses. The amount of losses you deduct can't be more than the amount of gambling income you reported on your return.
A win/loss statement from the casinos and a schedule A will make it a push and you don't have to pay any tax. I don't bet as high as Andrew but 2018 was $53K in hand pays and 2019 was 48K. Payed no tax. Also didn't pay for rooms/suites, food / beverage or any kind of concert tickets in the last 35 years. The closings and half capacity BS of 2020 and 2021 lowered those kind of wins. Only had about 8K this year and less in 2020. Anymore it seems the casinos are making up for the lost revenue and their "keep" is bigger.
@@Slotmassacre You’re lucky if you’re in a state that doesn’t add to the complexity of your W2s. Some states might take a cut on the the jackpots and not care about your loss analysis.
Did that guy just waste 16000
@@Mizai , are you including his wins or are you talking about net losses?
Yeah and had the nerve to talk about someone else doing it yesterday...
@@YoshiBugatti Yelp I saw that yesterday and thought it odd
Next time you want to lose money call me and donate half to me and I’ll give you a high five..
How much will you owe in taxes at the end of the year? Is it even profitable to have so many handpays?
He’ll write off his wins with his losses and won’t pay anything in taxes if he isn’t up on the year.
Otherwise high denomination players like Andrew would owe literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes. My guess is he’s on track to have over $1M in handpays. If you had to pay taxes on that there’s no way you’d be able to play.
@@indifferentadvocate1737 True, if he has $100,000 in Jackpots and $100,000 in losses he can deduct the
entire $100,000 in losses from his Jackpots and call it a wash..he will only pay taxes if he comes out
on top for the year..
some can and some can’t. it all depends on your income. I would imagine with his wins this year it puts him at a higher bracket. I know I can’t write mine off.
@@dakotajarvis5356 wrong
AJ Jenga it all depends on your income and if it benefits you to itemize. I trust my accountant. Andrew I am sure has a great accountant with all his hand pays and will do what is allowed by the IRS
What you're doing is reckless. No amount of comps or RUclips monetization (at least at your current level) is worth this kind of risk. You will end up broke very VERY soon. Be smarter.
You do realize that it doesn't matter if we see the pass code right ? Lol
And you need to stop turning the camera around because you're recording to many people besides yourself.
I'm careful because there has been a problem in the past.
Guy went broke all with his degen friends.
Does no one in high limit follow the mask mandate?
There’s no mask mandates anymore
Hey Andrew I was drinking I made bad decisions last night I want to apologize man I highly respect you I found a new machine I like hit 7 quads I want you to play be happy I’m sorry man I was going through a lot it’s not a reason to send that message forgive me man happy Halloween im off to mirage love to meet. Again I look up to you respect play again you said it don’t be like me play responsibility I had a bad streak I didn’t play right machines. Love to meet thanks for your comments support. I have a new machine I like I hit 4 aces a 4. .90-235 amazing. Happy Halloween.
To much money with no payout. All you doing is paying taxes my dude