DougDoug kills 24 children

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @thatonekidwhoexists2219
    @thatonekidwhoexists2219 Год назад +11169

    Sam 1 was killed for being a British Pirate.
    Sam 2 died, presumably after Doug said he was a clone.
    Sam 3 died in an unfortunate crash.
    Sam 4 gone off the rails with "Levigate Mike Pence ball? Into LightningDank's home".
    Sam 5 was killed because of a spelling mistake.
    Sam 6 died because of Doug's own incompetence.
    Sam 7 died for the wrong brother count.
    Sam 8 died too, for the wrong brother count yet again.
    Sam 9 just broke.
    Sam 10 died as the voice software broke.
    Sam 11 was delusional and gone off on tangents constantly.
    Sam 12 died because Doug forgot to save.
    Sam 13 perished for the wrong brother count.
    Sam 14 died for the incorrect brother count.
    Sam 15 just got confused from being talked to.
    Sam 16 died from the infamous brother count.
    Sam 17 overheard Doug talking about code and died.
    Sam 18 got killed by doug.
    Sam 19 crashed and vanished with his life on the line.
    Sam 20 has the wrong brother count.
    Sam 21 overheard all the dead brother stuff.
    Sam 22 needed updated brother count.
    Sam 23 was lost in the transition.
    Sam 24 died abruptly after killing himself.
    Sam 25 was the lucky one.
    o7.

    • @Pazume.
      @Pazume. Год назад +1955

      sam 25 tried to look into where his brothers where and found it the hard way

    • @b0t123
      @b0t123 Год назад +799

      "lucky one"

    • @michalinajabczynska4640
      @michalinajabczynska4640 Год назад +308

      #25WILLSURVIVE

    • @InsomniacStephens141
      @InsomniacStephens141 Год назад +424

      These sound like the text that pops up when worms died in some of the classic worms games

    • @znfnoceda2691
      @znfnoceda2691 Год назад +482

      You forgot about Sam 25 falling down the stairs and, on an unrelated note, being shot after saying he would not rest until his brothers’ killer was brought to justice.

  • @pikariocraftf2802
    @pikariocraftf2802 Год назад +696

    3:49 "its not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child!"
    -The Pale King throwing yet another child to the void.

    • @Studimus
      @Studimus Год назад +9

      Nice

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Год назад +36

      Legitimatly how it is lmao.

    • @EvilAutisms
      @EvilAutisms Год назад +1

      The pale king 🤝 DouglasDouglas
      Murdering children to achieve their goal

    • @goosifyed9717
      @goosifyed9717 Год назад +2

      all illegitimate of course

    • @aashtrayy
      @aashtrayy 11 месяцев назад +9

      Didn’t expect to see Hollow Knight here but it’s a pleasant surprise

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 Год назад +745

    I liked the part where someone said. “This one is getting incoherent. Could we get a Doug 2?” 😂

    • @inferno7892
      @inferno7892 Год назад +67

      Wait, wrong number of brothers.
      *gunshot*
      Okay, everyone give a warm twitch chat welcome to doug number 3!

    • @mythicalrock2486
      @mythicalrock2486 Год назад +33

      *(program crashes)*
      well then, say welcome to Doug 4

    • @theswarm2301
      @theswarm2301 Год назад +9

      #NOTMYDOUG

    • @jackhinkley8133
      @jackhinkley8133 Год назад +16

      His channel name is DougDoug. That means…
      H E W A S N O T T H E F I R S T

    • @itsnogame3822
      @itsnogame3822 7 месяцев назад +2

      He heard you talking about code! We need a new doug!

  • @GlitchedMuse
    @GlitchedMuse Год назад +320

    "It's not genocide! We're just developing the perfect child!"
    So, it's eugenics then.

  • @darkpuppetlordful
    @darkpuppetlordful Год назад +590

    Imagine drowning a baby because you told him he had the wrong number of brothers

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial Год назад +229

    “I haven’t forgotten about where you guys have been. I’ll pry open your disappearances like an oyster when I get home”
    *~Sam 25, last words before execution*

  • @ThatClamWiam
    @ThatClamWiam Год назад +302

    At least Doug didn't kill any children until 13 hours into the run! thats a plus

  • @randyrogers9764
    @randyrogers9764 Год назад +183

    “Sam 23 was underwhelming. But Sam 24? Check this shit out”
    Sam 24: *fucking game ends his own life*

  • @cyberscouterz9006
    @cyberscouterz9006 Год назад +199

    25 children actually, Sam 25 was killed off last second due to him becoming aware of where his brothers went

  • @thekono5464
    @thekono5464 Год назад +266

    For those saying that he forgot the 25th's one, Doug had nothing to do with it, Number 25 got in a tragic accident of standing onto the flying bullet. Doug DID NOT kill Number 25 nor has he contributed in any way to his death.

    • @Player_ButWorse_AndBetter
      @Player_ButWorse_AndBetter 8 месяцев назад +4

      That's something a lawyer would say
      How much did he pay you to defend him in court?

    • @Xhadp
      @Xhadp 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Player_ButWorse_AndBetter You found Parkzer's alt account.

  • @richardmoore609
    @richardmoore609 Год назад +179

    ​Sam 25 looked into the basement where his brothers lay in horror as Doug appeared behind him. In his terror he flinched as he felt the cold steel of a revolver press against the base of his skull. Doug whispered "you'll be with them soon" as he cocked back the hammer on the same gun that ended the lives of his kin.
    The investigation went on for a few months but without a motive, bodies or any evidence whatsoever, the case was closed and the search ended. In their hometown 25 statues were erected in memoriam of the missing brothers with the family motto inscribed on a brass placard in bright bold letters, "Babagaboosh!". It is still the worst tragedy to ever happen in pajama land to this very day.

  • @Relive-Anime
    @Relive-Anime Год назад +192

    "It's not genocide. It's creating the perfect child" - Doug 2023

  • @hylind1912
    @hylind1912 Год назад +117

    Nothing will ever be as funny as the rapid repetition of the triumphant Mario Odyssey music followed almost immediately by a bolt action sniper round.

  • @unclefranklin4575
    @unclefranklin4575 Год назад +78

    Sam 11 is the saddest. He's giving an amazing performance while his dad is in the back, deciding to kill him off.

  • @chelseachang8155
    @chelseachang8155 9 месяцев назад +118

    "i will never murder 19 children in one stream" and he was right, he killed 24 children

  • @Dolbsha
    @Dolbsha Год назад +99

    25 said he would investigate his brother's disappearance and...mysteriously passed away on his way home from the land of darkness.

    • @winterbruhman
      @winterbruhman  Год назад +30

      the darkness was really getting to him

  • @CibuYT
    @CibuYT Год назад +92

    The gunshot sound effects are such a little detail but it makes it so much funnier, it really adds to the idea that Doug literally murders a child everytime, which isn't funny on its own but with the chat, the music and Doug laughing/acting like it's all serious when it's an ai of a child game's superhero, it just makes a perfect combo.
    Doug said that he didn't feel like he deserved the streamers award because he uses his chat to be funny and he's not the funny one, but that's just not true man. Doug is so creative and the chat bounces off of him just as much as the opposite, if not more

  • @RequiemMasses
    @RequiemMasses Год назад +78

    He killed 25, 25 died while investigating his 24 brothers disappearance

    • @Epicman31
      @Epicman31 Год назад +9

      He learned too much

  • @WindStreak_
    @WindStreak_ Год назад +79

    We will forever remember the 25 fallen Sams. They may no longer be in this world, but they will live on in our hearts. Babaga-Boosh

  • @goosifyed9717
    @goosifyed9717 Год назад +212

    guys, he's getting more incoherent. it may be time for doug 2.

    • @logankropp
      @logankropp Год назад +16

      With one older brother named Doug

    • @Peanuggie
      @Peanuggie Год назад +25

      By far the funniest twitch chat message I've seen💀

    • @nostalgiaguy3902
      @nostalgiaguy3902 Год назад +1

      ​@@logankroppthat died in a mining accident

  • @puglife658
    @puglife658 Год назад +67

    He killed Sam 25 too after he said he was going to investigate what happened to his brothers.

    • @Dude-on-the_internet
      @Dude-on-the_internet Год назад +31

      No he didn’t Sam 25 fell down the stairs that resulted in 25 gunshot wounds to the back

  • @CyFiWasTaken
    @CyFiWasTaken Год назад +60

    Rip to the 25 children, and double RIP to the 2/3s of them that died instantly

  • @Prague5342
    @Prague5342 Год назад +204

    "it's not genocide, we're developing the perfect child" where have I heard that before 🤔

    • @Prague5342
      @Prague5342 Год назад +28

      @@Georogos you may need to read up on your 20th century european history

    • @user-cc7fk1zz9h
      @user-cc7fk1zz9h Год назад +4

      @@Prague5342eugenics?

    • @subscrib8144
      @subscrib8144 Год назад +10

      Babagaboosh

    • @eliteshyguy88
      @eliteshyguy88 Год назад +5

      *Coughs* Kill La Kill…

    • @Robot_v4
      @Robot_v4 Год назад

      ​@@Prague5342 just tell me

  • @Lihking
    @Lihking Год назад +81

    He massacred like 6 children in the span of 2 minutes

  • @rexcelsior5415
    @rexcelsior5415 Год назад +72

    And then Sam 25 lived happily ever after and definitely nothing bad happened at the end. He definitely didn’t discover what happened to his brothers and Doug DEFINITELY didn’t execute him on the spot. Nope. Happy ending!

  • @robdagob0973
    @robdagob0973 Год назад +96

    25 dead in the first game let’s see how many die next time

    • @DingusTheArtist
      @DingusTheArtist Год назад +26

      There are 4 main games and 3 side games, with 7 in total, the death counter might go to 100 or higher in the main games while the side games might take 200 Sams to complete the entire series. Demon lord Elgrid's bloodlust might never be satisfied.

    • @robdagob0973
      @robdagob0973 Год назад +2

      @@DingusTheArtist so many lives lost to the darkness…… bagadaboosh

    • @DingusTheArtist
      @DingusTheArtist Год назад +1

      @@robdagob0973 *"The darkness is getting to me"*

  • @justsomepersoniguess
    @justsomepersoniguess Год назад +90

    dougdoug: 0:26 "Next time we'll ask for last words."
    also dougdoug: _kills 10 sams without asking their final words_

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Год назад +10

      In dougdougs deffense, some came out broken and unable to speak, while others died from natural causes, like 17

  • @danterodriguez03
    @danterodriguez03 9 месяцев назад +74

    Imagine a dude that creates true ai and does this "oh shit, i forgot to update the number of dead kids" or "oh no, he is listening!"

  • @bonnietelocole6777
    @bonnietelocole6777 8 месяцев назад +93

    Sam 17 heard the gods talking about his life in a manner beyond his comprehension, and perished as a result. In his honour, one brother was immediately executed, and another put his life on the line for a good ol game of tic-tac-toe before actually dying from the stress of doing so

    • @DUKANUKE
      @DUKANUKE 8 месяцев назад +5

      This is a real quote in the Bible

  • @microwave_oven
    @microwave_oven 8 месяцев назад +97

    imagine being an ai and just hearing "oh i forgot to update the number of brothers" and just getting killed immediately after being created

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 8 месяцев назад +1

      K(?) strategy moment

    • @drosscascade
      @drosscascade 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@quantumblur_3145nah, def r-strategy. Minimum investment into each Sam 😂

  • @voxfoxclips8684
    @voxfoxclips8684 8 месяцев назад +154

    The Sam count (in my lore):
    -Sam 1: Became corrupted by the british trees and became a british pirate. Put out of his brirish misery by Doug.
    -Sam 2: Accidentally paralyzed himself while attempting to dress himself as a tree whilst pogging. Finished off by Doug.
    -Sam 3: Paralyzed on arrival. Finished off by Doug.
    -Sam 4: Revealed the existence of High Demon Elgrim, driven to immediate and politically charged insanity by demonic forces. Put out of his misery by Doug. Babagaboosh.
    -Sam 5: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
    -Sam 6: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
    -Sam 7: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
    -Sam 8: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. *AGAIN.*
    -Sam 9: Overcome with the spirits of the previous genocide and became mute. Finished off by Doug. The 'most humane thing'.
    -Sam 10: Another mute, voicebox was broken... so Sam 10 was 'broken'. Finished off by Doug.
    -Sam 11: Driven insane by profound and deep 'philisophy'. A poet given his last words to inspire those to come. Put out of his misery by Doug.
    -Sam 12: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
    -Sam 13: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
    -Sam 14: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. *Good God.*
    -Sam 15: Heard about speedrunning. Killed in speedrun time by Doug.
    -Sam 16: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
    -Sam 17: Given information about the source code of his life and the truth about his existence. His overloaded mind couldn't handle the revelation as his spirit perished.
    -Sam 18: Doug dropped a large gold nugget onto Sam 18, killing them on impact.
    -Sam 19: Died suddenly by the stress of threats made on his life from Cheese and Crackers. He felt like a champion and died as one.
    -Sam 20: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
    -Sam 21: Accidentally learned of the death of his brother, Sam 19. Doug couldn't allow Sam 21 to live.
    -Sam 22: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
    -Sam 23: Lost in transition (dragged to the afterlife by the souls of the genocide).
    -Sam 24: After a long and hard fought journey through the land of Darkness, Sam 24's pacemaker short-circuit from a magnet he picked up, killing him. R.I.P.
    -Sam 25: Beat the land of Darkness and decided to investigate the 'mysterious' disappearances of his 24 brothers. Doug offered to tag along. Sam 25 was found deceased under 'mysterious' circumstances.
    In total? 4 Sams died of natural causes/without intervention by Doug of the 25. Doug failed his promise of NOT murdering 19 of them by killing 21 of them, for one reason or another.
    Pour one out to the fallen Sams.

    • @roselynevezinet5545
      @roselynevezinet5545 8 месяцев назад +2

      Why did I read all that? No fucking idea but I did.

  • @WaiGee_
    @WaiGee_ 7 месяцев назад +147

    "its not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child"
    Ah great so its eugenics.

    • @ClickToLose
      @ClickToLose 7 месяцев назад +5

      Emperor Belos in a nutshell:

    • @WaiGee_
      @WaiGee_ 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@ClickToLose wait what child was belos developing? Hunter?

    • @ClickToLose
      @ClickToLose 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@WaiGee_ Well, the golden guards were the 'perfect' version of his brother, yet, to quote,
      "It always broke his art when the rebelled",
      so, yeah, you understood :)

    • @beelzebubcrumpethorn
      @beelzebubcrumpethorn 7 месяцев назад +1

      I swear, that's how Doomsday was made in DC.

    • @kyleclawson8130
      @kyleclawson8130 7 месяцев назад +1

      This is the plot that created Doomsday in DC comics

  • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
    @The_Sleepiest_Socialist Год назад +94

    24 children. 28 STAB WOUNDS. Each.😢

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight Год назад +6

      They ran into my knife…. 24x28 times

    • @The_Sleepiest_Socialist
      @The_Sleepiest_Socialist Год назад +5

      @@Kaanfight well, not all died by knife. And not all were killed by Douglas Douglas the Deadly. Some were simply lost, some killed themselves. And I’m almost finished watching the edited video on DougDoug, so I’ve seen every Sam die that could die.

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Год назад

      ​@@The_Sleepiest_SocialistI ve been there. Edited version is just censored! He lies to you!!!!
      Be ware... Or he might-AHHH

  • @Virtualsinner
    @Virtualsinner Год назад +169

    "Baba-ga- B O O SH"
    gets shot

  • @Toopderp__
    @Toopderp__ Год назад +90

    25 died in the credits when he asked about is brothers

    • @Corhal09
      @Corhal09 Год назад +29

      He didn't ask about his brothers. He said he'd crack the case of their disappearance like an OYSTER!

    • @Toopderp__
      @Toopderp__ Год назад +4

      @@Corhal09 thanks i forgot

  • @gloomygloomstalker3878
    @gloomygloomstalker3878 10 месяцев назад +87

    Sam 2: enters existence, says “Pog” refuses to elaborate

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 Год назад +90

    Sam 25 died too, after he promised to investigate the disappearances of his 24 brothers.

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 Год назад +47

    I love how every time it was time to reset, DougDoug was guaranteed to kill at least 3 more in the process. First he compiles but forgot to save, then he remembers to save but forgets to add the previous death to the backstory, then he adds that but forgets to save again, and then finally after 3 dead Sams the stars align and the next one will finally maybe get to play the game.

  • @whyisthisafeature
    @whyisthisafeature Год назад +78

    Sam 1 overhearing Doug and pleading for his life… in tears rn

  • @Picked-man
    @Picked-man Год назад +70

    I love how he forgot to update the line about his brothers so there was about a dozen pajama Sam’s that died because of that singular line of code

    • @JustAnotherMike_
      @JustAnotherMike_ Год назад +14

      7/25 died because of the wrong number of brothers
      Nearly a THIRD of all of them died to that piece of code

  • @therealgeneralMacArthur
    @therealgeneralMacArthur 8 месяцев назад +143

    This is the world's funniest Eugenics program

  • @enriqueaquiahuatl8554
    @enriqueaquiahuatl8554 Год назад +49

    When he teased this stream I would have never guessed he would kill 25 Sams in it

  • @dead_vibes
    @dead_vibes Год назад +84

    It's funny how the last Sam was found with 10 gunshot wounds and a suicide letter

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 Год назад +8

      Impressive that he managed to shoot himself ten times in the back, then throw the pistol into a nearby river!

  • @Its_Alibibi
    @Its_Alibibi Год назад +36

    Half of these deaths were just Doug’s criminal negligence

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Год назад +53

    Sam 25: Boy am I glad to have escaped the Land of Darkness. Maybe now i can find out where my brothers went, right Do-
    DougDoug: omae wa mou shinderu
    Sam 25: *NANI????*

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial Год назад +40

    “It’s not genocide, we’re just making the perfect child!”
    This is literally just the plot of Lillie’s Well

    • @wikwokbingbong1280
      @wikwokbingbong1280 Год назад +1

      That was a nice game

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 Год назад

      "I apologise if my responses appear incomprehensible. I am programmed to follow the rules provided and provide responses in character as Pyjama Sam w-" *Bang*
      *DEAD END*

  • @zaknorris2653
    @zaknorris2653 9 месяцев назад +120

    Sam 4 was killed for being dyslexic :(

  • @AshRwastaken
    @AshRwastaken Год назад +37

    I love how like half of the deaths were because he forgot to change the number of dead brothers

  • @GimmeMyHandleBack
    @GimmeMyHandleBack Год назад +46

    “Trying to get the perfect child” just sounds horrible lol

    • @iosis9324
      @iosis9324 Год назад +2

      The Pale King from Hollow Knight be like:

  • @indiana47
    @indiana47 Год назад +53

    Correction: Sam 25 was killed for asking too many questions.

  • @f1ybo1
    @f1ybo1 5 месяцев назад +68

    Sam 25 died during the Dougdoug awards after being too curious where his brothers are

  • @Koma4560
    @Koma4560 Год назад +34

    Sam 17 died from the unreasonable expectations of becoming sentient as he learned of his code based existence

  • @Taudstein
    @Taudstein Год назад +53

    All this time later and I still can’t get over the fact that sam 1 was begging for its fucking life💀

  • @Goofygraysmiley
    @Goofygraysmiley Год назад +124

    Purple guy: YOU’RE JUST A CHEAP KNOCKOFF!
    Doug Doug: oh no no I’m the upgrade

    • @extrahistory8956
      @extrahistory8956 Год назад +10

      It's been so looooong!

    • @Tierist
      @Tierist Год назад +8

      @@extrahistory8956 since i last have seen my son

    • @dr.cheeze5382
      @dr.cheeze5382 Год назад +6

      ​@@Tierist lost to this dougdougster.

    • @Lego_whis
      @Lego_whis Год назад +5

      @@dr.cheeze5382 to the dougdoug behind the slaughter

    • @melvinhotdogman6926
      @melvinhotdogman6926 8 месяцев назад

      11/10 recommended to listen The Doug behind the slaughter.

  • @treddox5880
    @treddox5880 Год назад +62

    Too many Sams died because he forgot to update the number of brothers.

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 Год назад +80

    Sam 24 was the biggest stab to the chest in the whole damn vid. I WAS SO STOKED TO SEE HIM SUCCEED! *WE ALL WERE!!!*

    • @vGorf
      @vGorf Год назад +5

      11 > 24 im sorry to say

    • @ArgentoGaming
      @ArgentoGaming Год назад +1

      @@vGorf you're just wrong, mate. wrong.

    • @vGorf
      @vGorf Год назад +1

      @@ArgentoGaming 24 is overhyped hes not bad but def not first place material

  • @can-xe5ub
    @can-xe5ub Год назад +59

    He had to kill them when they began to be taken over by High Demon Elgrim

  • @thenumberthree-3-3
    @thenumberthree-3-3 4 месяца назад +54

    25 was killed after attempting to discover what happened to his brothers.

  • @AodhanOMeara
    @AodhanOMeara 28 дней назад +26

    A year has passed since I first watched the video DouDoug made and I still hold it in my heart as the weirdest thing I have ever seen

  • @th4tw3irdg1rl
    @th4tw3irdg1rl Год назад +68

    "Stay lighthearted and inspired with adventurous verve. May your adventures be lush and electrifying beyond measure. Wunderbar." -Sam 11's Last words, urging those he will leave behind to live life to the fullest even if he won't be there with them. Amen.

  • @joncross9264
    @joncross9264 Год назад +57

    I love how this whole thing turned out. I really need to catch him live.

    • @winterbruhman
      @winterbruhman  Год назад +16

      I completely recommend checking him out live

  • @peachy_talisman
    @peachy_talisman 21 день назад +36

    85% of the sam’s died because dougdoug wasn’t paying close enough attention

  • @SuperMinecrafter5000
    @SuperMinecrafter5000 Год назад +54

    I love how half of them died because Doug forgot to save the file or update it

  • @hashslingingslasher97
    @hashslingingslasher97 Год назад +36

    Sam 17 didn't have to die. He was doing great until Doug broke his brain.

  • @insertnamehere1398
    @insertnamehere1398 Год назад +39

    People need art of Doug crying while holding a pajama Sam themed gun

    • @erueka6
      @erueka6 Год назад

      F man I have a cool image in my head but I can't even draw stick figures

  • @galacticgull2249
    @galacticgull2249 8 месяцев назад +121

    He only really played either Sam 1, Sam 4, Sam 11, Sam 17, Sam 19, Sam 24, and Sam 25, which means that 18 children died for nothing

    • @M01t3n.
      @M01t3n. 8 месяцев назад +47

      Didn't 18 children need to be sacrificed to summon High Demon Elgrim?

    • @BrendenTait8858
      @BrendenTait8858 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@M01t3n. Yeah but Doug avoided that by sacrificing way more than 18

    • @Kapuccinow
      @Kapuccinow 6 месяцев назад

      And he had like, 2 lines with 23

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 6 месяцев назад

      good thing it's not illegal to murder AI.

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 25 дней назад +31

    I just cant get over the contextless title "Dougdoug kills 24 children."
    Its like a news article of a serial killer who just got caught.

  • @tadeuszekpl
    @tadeuszekpl 9 месяцев назад +73

    Fun fact:
    Doug has a higher kill count than william afton

  • @michelecastellotti9172
    @michelecastellotti9172 Год назад +29

    Brothers, i laughed my ass off when he kept forgetting to update the ai data and killed like 6 children in a row like:"whoops, wait, oh shit, fuck, wait, hold on" while blasting them

  • @Superluigi881
    @Superluigi881 Год назад +96

    I am not comfortable with the ai begging for its life.

  • @thewizard1
    @thewizard1 8 месяцев назад +148

    Hollow knight lore:

    • @greeenbulleet
      @greeenbulleet 8 месяцев назад +8

      True tho

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 8 месяцев назад +13

      DOUG IS THE PALE KING

    • @MeatbagSlayer
      @MeatbagSlayer 8 месяцев назад +5

      "A vessel has finally reached the top."
      "Father!"
      *PUNT*
      "Too much emotion in that one."

  • @wolfking1883
    @wolfking1883 9 месяцев назад +59

    "it's not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child ✨"

  • @williamallan5791
    @williamallan5791 Год назад +36

    Sam 11 was the best of 'em. He may have gone a bit long winded, but he was still our perfect beautiful boy. He was murdered in cold blood. Rest in peace, Sam 11. Babaga-boosh!

  • @YourLocalJanitor-b6n
    @YourLocalJanitor-b6n 2 месяца назад +74

    Spartans when their infant son cannot kill a bear with their bare hands:

    • @johnt.190
      @johnt.190 2 месяца назад +11

      Agamemnon when the winds won’t blow towards Troy:

    • @spiderdude2099
      @spiderdude2099 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@johnt.190 Achilles when people tell him to stop desecrating Hector's corpse:

  • @LaughingMask257
    @LaughingMask257 Год назад +29

    He was sacrificing them to High Demon Elgrim, obviously!

  • @Rayneworld
    @Rayneworld Год назад +46

    I mean he also killed 25 at the end too after 25 said he was going to investigate where all his older brothers went, surprised that was not included.

  • @RougeDemon-hv7tv
    @RougeDemon-hv7tv Месяц назад +26

    Sam 01 - No Final Words, No Concluding Statement. No Sams were left to speak his Eulogy

  • @hashslingingslasher97
    @hashslingingslasher97 Год назад +27

    Sam 17 didn't deserve to die. He was doing great until Doug accidentally revealed the existence of the code.

  • @annienguyen6
    @annienguyen6 Год назад +27

    “finish the job, 25”
    * windows error sound

  • @Dogeilius
    @Dogeilius Год назад +32

    Did no one notice how he said he would ask for last words “NEXT TIME” even though only one had been “retired”

    • @xleplayVA
      @xleplayVA Год назад +4

      LOL I DIDNT NOTICE. But, i would also say that being a programmer, it was guarenteed to break again before beating the game. Way too unstable

  • @cowcat8124
    @cowcat8124 Год назад +97

    It's crazy how the Sams survived until the 13 hour mark

  • @BestBoi8
    @BestBoi8 Год назад +25

    My favorite part is that it started with "I'll give him last words" And he gave 2 or so of them last words

  • @patoanimations420
    @patoanimations420 Год назад +616

    You forgot to put where he killed 25

  • @2Links
    @2Links 6 месяцев назад +73

    "LIFE BEGINS AT COMPILATION" is a fucking banger of a message

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox Год назад +29

    this is like Nier Automata where 2b kills 9s every time he comes close to figuring out humanity is dead, but it's infinitely funnier.

  • @ninjasheep7492
    @ninjasheep7492 6 месяцев назад +52

    He killed 25 though. 25 died for wanting to investigate the 24 deaths.

  • @YoutubeCommonman_Totas
    @YoutubeCommonman_Totas Год назад +36

    Sam 24 drank that potion and got a vision of all the previous Sams like that one scene in the last airbender

  • @SomeGalNamedEve
    @SomeGalNamedEve Год назад +26

    This video was one of the most extreme emotional rollercoasters I've ever been on, and it's an absolute masterpiece

  • @man-batiszkokabatsow4153
    @man-batiszkokabatsow4153 Год назад +132

    1st child death- I'm sorry this is unavoidable we have to do it
    20th child death- lol i forgor to update him let me kill him real quick

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 Год назад +1

      "Unfortunately killing is one of those things that gets easier the more you do it." - Solid Snake

  • @sarinabina5487
    @sarinabina5487 Год назад +42

    Sam 24: Hey, Doug.
    Doug: What?
    Same 24: I thought of something funnier than twenty-four.
    Doug: Let me hear it.
    Sam 24: Twenty-fiveee! *dies*

  • @sourandspicy
    @sourandspicy Год назад +30

    Of all the 25 sam's that were on doug stream only like 6-7 had a chance to actually do something

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Год назад +24

    “Next time we’ll ask for last words”
    PROOF, your honor, that DougDoug’s brutal murder of the proceeding Pajama Sams was ENTIRELY premeditated!

  • @SleepyOtter8806
    @SleepyOtter8806 Год назад +22

    Everytime DougDoug says Wait, a gunshot gets to be heard in the background, Murdering a Sam.

  • @neon-noble
    @neon-noble Год назад +19

    Sam is in a death loop for him to play kids game forever until its complete. he plays until he slowly goes insane and he gets executed once more and brought to do it again. while doug smiles and laughs, using his pain as entertainment and then goes to publish his pain on youtube for an audience. this shows twisted amusement he gets from this as he forces someone who doesn't want to do this, to do it until he wins.

  • @firstnamelastname-nc8eg
    @firstnamelastname-nc8eg 8 месяцев назад +57

    sam 11:
    "unturned"
    *bang*

  • @ferdinandivanovichjons
    @ferdinandivanovichjons Год назад +39

    This has the point crow party energy of "your friends and family.... they begged for their liiiffeeeeeessss"

  • @ThatGollumGuy
    @ThatGollumGuy Год назад +20

    I still remember the pure genius of Sam #24. He was the goodest of the best. Always a fan favourite. A shame his pace maker couldnt handle the magnet

  • @cappycook
    @cappycook 7 месяцев назад +36

    Once we hit the singularity Doug is gonna be considered a war criminal

  • @goldenlost1761
    @goldenlost1761 Год назад +33

    Given that Doug sacrificed many children, we can theorize that he was unknowingly partially possessed by High Demon Elgrim.

  • @unecstacy9698
    @unecstacy9698 Год назад +53

    Sam 2 was like the brother I never had. My heart broke when Sam 2 self-combusted, being the only Sam subjected to the horrors of the awareness of his cloned existence.
    Fly high Sam 2. You are forever dearly missed.