Dagoth Ur Roasts Greek Nerevarine
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- Опубликовано: 16 май 2023
- Dagoth Ur discovers the latest reincarnation of Nerevar is none other than Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta. Unfortunately, Kratos neglected to fetch Kagrenac's Tools before the battle, resulting in a Dagoth roast.
(A.I. meme.) 
Игры
Forgetting the tools is unacceptable.
Unforgivable even
One cannot kill the unkillable unless you bring the tools.
@Taios87entertainment nah we both know Kratos says "fuck logic"
It's like forgetting to the elder scrolls early then later
Is this how he honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?
Kratos is such a calm and reasonable person to let Dagoth Ur (The God, not the mountain) finish his speech.
Because he can't do anything to Dagoth.
@@DagothUrAmaranthhmmmmm
Kratos has killed a lot of false gods, and at this point he takes more interest in learning about them and hearing them out than killing them. But he does still get some satisfaction from killing false gods after he thinks he's got them figured out.
Simple really,
For A- dagoth Ur have no loyalty nor respect to any false gods of Olympus. He’s loyalty Is to his best friend lord nerevar, and the land , and his house , and his people alone.
B-Dagoth Ur have foreseen his future and thus rather then trigger Kratos rage, he rather guide him to better revenge and peaceful life away from the False gods control over his destiny, which results in avoid destroy the people of Olympus, but only their gods who they worship will die. Thus make Kratos in best plans for avoid such trickery.
C- and finally make him know that his new wife will die thus he will make sure of avoid such tragic events. And also possibly rise his son to be in better then being become Loky in early age.
Which possibly make him make peace with his past and move on. For peace is the one thing he really wanted after all. If you play the game you can easily know that.
@@DagothUrAmaranthIf he has the power of hope, he can kill abstract beings that are immortal by conventional standards.
Dagoth gonna see that circle above his head.
“Come Nerevarine cum to me” 💀💀💀
Dagoth roasted Kratos so much that he couldn't answer or get angry. I can't believe Kratos forgot the tools. What a grand and intoxicating innocence :D
"I shit on you"
Goes so hard with his voice
Dagoth Ur is truly Chad God. He defeated Kratos without even touching him.
This was unexpected and truly great.
Nah, he just made him more angry, for when he returns and it's going to involve gruesome dismemberment.
Dagoth better pray Kratos doesn’t return with the Tools…
@@insaincaldo He's a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
But seriously, lorewise, Dagoth Ur doesnt actually even have an actual physical body to dismember. He's just the long-dead Voryn Dagoth's dream avatar brought into the world of the living by his connection to the heart.
@@BroadwayRonMexico Yeah yeah and as far as we know, he wakes up and ceases to have any connection to planes that matters to existence on Nirn or the outer realms, when you break that connection. I would say that still counts, no matter if Kretos is actually destroying his body in the process. As to questioning a known god killer if he thinks it possible to kill a god. Probably not a calming choice of words.
@@insaincaldo As long as the heart is there, he stays connected to the mortal plane. Destroy his body and he just instantly reappears. This is literally what happens in game when you first encounter him outside the Heart Chamber as part of the fight--you "kill" him, body vanishes, and he instantly reappears inside the chamber, waiting for you. And in the second room, if you've exploited alchemy/enchanting enough to kill him without him regenerating 1 frame later, his body vanishes and he just immediately respawns. Only way to sever him from the mortal plane is to either 1) destroy the heart (which Kratos isn't doing--even Auri-El and Trinimac together couldn't do it), or 2) break the tonal "enchantments" that make it physical and usable (which requires Sunder, Keening and Wraithguard)
Dismembering him is just a minor annoyance, and scaling from the Tribunal, he's way beyond Kratos and anything from GoW, so making him angry wouldn't end well for Kratos
Of all the Dagoth AI videos, yours are by far the best
It's probably cuz he might actually be Dagoth Ur
Eesh. Not the guy to let know he can kill you in 3 fetch quests tbh
*Tell us you're a Tribunal spy without telling us you're a Tribunal spy*
Yes High Ordinator, this post here is the one I mentioned.
Kratos thinking: well that's three minutes of my life I'll never get back
Kratos returns and he's fucked Azura for a portal straight to the heart chamber or something idk
"Made me laugh so hard I woke up with a sore Dagoth" holy crap 😅 🤣
"This will not pass muster, not at all" had me crying even before the rest
DAGOTH! I COME FOR THE TOOLS OF KAGRENAC!
Funny how he mentions the country being a crater when he's done.
Vivec City looking like Hiroshima
That was Vivecs fault, clever enough to mine the thing but instead of completely mining it out of the sky he used it as a prison for half a dozen thought criminals.
Man. After that roast Kratos wouldnt need the Tools.
2:55
Holy shit, this moment.
Kratos gets the tools and dies because he doesn't have the gloves
Seeing dagoth move 🤯😍
That small effort made a great difference
The fact azure is actually called the rim of all holes tickles me just right
"Rim of All Holes"
Are you pulling me off daddy dagoth
I wonder if the tools that Sotha Sil made for his "Mechanical Heart" in the Clockwork City would do anything to the Heart of Lorkhan.
Also the cut dialogue from Dagoth Ur (the God) hints at a possible fake Sunder. Who knows how Bethesda would've implemented that
There's a fake keening in skyrim.
@@juggnautbitch as a Creation, or the quest for that one guy in the College of Winterhold? In the latter, it's explained that the true Keening lost power over the years of being unlinked from the Heart of Lorkhan
Its why wraithguard isnt needed. And why its so pathetic (compared to other stuff (not includinh crafting))
Dagoth: “I’m a god! How can you kill a god?! What a grand and intoxicat…” [gets brutalized and is force-fed the Heart of Lorkhan]
Kratos: “Its kind of my thing really.”
Imagine thinking Kratos can actually do anything to the TES verse.
Cringe
@@highlordlaughterofcanada8685 weirdo
@@DagothUrAmaranth Mongrel Dog of the Empire
@@highlordlaughterofcanada8685 yes
The audiance bit had me dying
So, what happens when Kratos kills whoever he needs to (because let's be real, he will kill whoever gets in his way. He sees only what he comes to destroy.) and returns with the tools and thus is prepared now?
After the immediate Sixth House genocide he does after leaving Dagoth Ur (the building), he would likely decapitate Dagoth Ur (the god) using the edges of his own golden mask. After the fight he'd more than likely utilize it as a shield/trophy.
@@KaptainCnucklz and don't forget he'll go have DDR s- x with Azura, Almalexia, and Vivec too.
@@KaptainCnucklz I wonder what the mask would shield. Maybe psychic damage or something. You could use it if Vivec was an actual fight. Maybe Vivec would be like the secret boss fight if this was more dark souls
@@KaptainCnucklz I completely forgot there are like 3 or 4 different dagoth urs with each being a different thing
That Kratos isn't hacked enough to beat Dagoth, he'd die
Kinda hope theres a sequel to this where kratos come back orrr a series where dagoth ur roasts would be assassians and heros
0:36 I was listening to this without headphones and I legitimately thought it was Raiden talking
Kratos is about to reenact Helios' death.
How.
Kratos is about to do fuck all because Daddy D put that wannabe doomslayer in his place
@@InfernalBitch666 doomslayer is fodder tbh. But yeah, Kratos ain't doing anything.
He’s about to reenact Poseidon’s death but this time, he has a reason to gouge out his eyes
@@DagothUrAmaranthyou've been running around all 100% of the comments that say kratos would rip dagoth head and shove it up his butthole and say "wElL l-l-lORe"
Geeks bruv get a life
Everyone knows dagoth is fucked along with the entire verse
Love these sm. I need a playlist to slump too
I still can't believe he showed up with kagie's tools.
No seriously when we getting the sequel with Beard Kratos
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
GAWD DAMM!!!
He's just going away to find the tools so he can finish the kill quest properly X'D
“My third eye has been peering into alternate dimensions since before you gutted your first family”
This is why I love these memes, because that was brutal.
Man this is the best
Bringing up his family like that is a little harsh but goddamn he didn't even bring the Tools.
Knowing Kratos, he'd probably finish off Dagoth ur by repeatedly smashing the heart on his face lmao.
Dagoth Ur cant technically die, the power levels of Elder Scrolls are wild.
this multiverse is better than the MCU.
I love that Endis has the Old school Ghoul voice 😂.
I've looked it up and it's actually true! Thanks Dagoth Ur, I knew you wouldn't deceive me!
Rim of all Holes 🤣
ngl I want to see a battle/Death Battle between these two xD
It would appear as though Azura is just randomly choosing from a list of interdimensional outlanders and calling them the Nerevarine. Perhaps she just hopes to see if one of these so called champions can succeed in killing off both the Tribunal and Voryn. Further proof of the fickleness of the Daedric Princes and their unreliability.
Azura just has a list of characters she can throw at Dagoth Ur should he kill the first one.
TOOOLS! I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS
Does anybody else though this was the end of Dagoth? cause I kept thinking he's ded XD
Thanks
Kratos just left to get the tools to kill him tho
These will never not be funny
Dagoth Ur vs. Ganondorf. I want to see Full Animation of that Fight.
They probably would get along.
Ganondorf would be killed by a random sword in tes. Dagoth Ur blinks.
I just love how, in the event that this happens, Kratos would just wait until the speech was over and then rips Dagoths Dagoth off.
Nah Dagoth Ur roasts Kratos to death
Greekoid
Yeah… I’m not trying to break the dragon on this, Daddy Dagoth, but I look around my timeline, and I don’t see hominids shedding either fur or skin. Is it possible you have already cleansed nirn of the bestial persuasion?
What are the great lord God with the mighty dagoth, sweet big daddy dagoth's view on the sea elves?
How’s his spring break tour going or have you given up on that?
... Did Dagoth Ur (the god) always have that expression on his mask..?
OMG YAAASSS GURRLLLL
Rim of all holes
and then Kratos comes back with the tools
Azura and Athena are basically the same
Literally a hammer, a dwemer knife and a gauntlet is the only thing that evades Dagoth Ur from being mauled by Kratos like a pitbull with a toddler. And I dare to say even without the tools he can destroy the entire Sixth House
"like a pitbull with a toddler" Please seek professional psychiatric help and take your pills. You're literally for the psychiatric hospital.
These people don't know quite just who this dude is. Elder Scrolls is strong, but Kratos is up there too. Given he scales higher than the Primordials, dudes who created the GOW cosmology (which has infinite realms and dimensions) he isn't getting losing to anyone who isn't Daedric Prince level.
Even then, I could see him kicking their ass. The DB is half as powerful as Clavicus Vile, and Kratos should be stronger than him given the scaling of Alduin.
@@unfortunatecircumstances8870Nah, Sheogorath would just turn Kratos into a wheel or cheese for the lols and be done with it
@@jeffreymodesitt3345 Nah
@@jeffreymodesitt3345
I can see that.
I just checked the pocket guide and holy shit who the f*ck wrote that.
"but holy nix hound shite at least my country won't be a smoking crator when I'm done"
Didn't age well
This is literally if Dagoth met my Skyrim character lol, plus bro is asking for death by Kratos. It's literal assisted suicide
You realise he only left to come back with the tools, right?
Please DJ dagoth give us advice for the skyrim real estate market.
Dagoth Ur > Kratos
Real
Dagoth negs
i legit thought this was gonna end with kratos absolutely ruining Dagoths day. would be hilarious to get an alternate ending where kratos whips dagoth around like the hulk did with Loki
lol I did that the first time I did the played the game. He told me that he was the good guy and we should talk and that I should join him so I traveled to the red mountain to talk knowing nothing of the heart of tools. I would have whooped his ass but he was a god and I could not slay him.
Kratos probably skipped the corprus quest too. I mean he ia like greek Chuck Norris, he just looked in a meam way the corprus and so the corprus ran away from him
The corprus can't do anything that wasn't already done to him - mentally anyway
@@Aladayle Good point
Serious question: Dagoth Ur vs Kratos
Dagoth Ur, easily. He has no true physical form, he's completely immortal as long as his "power source" physically exists (Kratos is definitely not destroying it, and he cant decouple it from the physical world either without the tools), and he's more powerful than the Third Era Tribunal (who are at weakest, still country-level reality warpers at the bare minimum--likely still above that, given that Sotha Sil still has his own plane of existence that he controls)
I wish there was a PC Kratos mod for this game.
There's a surprising amount of Kratos wank in the comments for an AI Dagoth Ur video.
Shame on you sweet moon n star. Look upon the SHART
Well...this is bound to upset some people
I mean, roasting modern Kratos doesn't bother me, but the delightfully psychotic OG Kratos? Yeah, a little bit.
@@dianabarnett6886 Yea but remember Dagoth kinda fucked up a bit by letting him walk away and basically told him how he can be defeated and Kratos isn't just some blunt instrument. Even so this should not be taken seriously anyways lol.
I wonder how it'll go against the Doom Slayer?
Dagoth gets his shit wrecked to the sounds of heavy metal.
He is not roasting freaking Kratos The Former God Of War?! Hes lost his damn mind trying to even fight him verbally let alone physically.
I don't know it looks to me like kratos lost this one verbally.
Good thing he cant be killed physically, then
Well Kratos was a dumbass and forgot the tools so Daddy Dagoth isn’t going anywhere anytime soon
if you know anything about kratos ten you should know that kratos get the tools and he WILL come back to have his revenge
Is he calling krotos outfit offensive because he doesn't wear a mask ?
Kratos the emotionally incontinent murder hobo.
Oh, is atrium, or At-Ree-Um, or whatever his name is, is that Kratos' biological son or did Kratos wife up a single mother?
No offense... And before I say this I would like to make a point clear...
I LOVED THIS ROAST
EVERY SECONED OF IT WAS CORRECT AND WORTHY OF THE 6TH HOUSE BUT ONE PART...ONE
what is that you might ask
Kratos...young Kratos...The Ghost of Sparta...walking away...no...im sorry but no...this is the same dude who litteraly ripped off the head of the sun gods head bear handed, who fought the strength and willpower of Cronos the Titan King, who took on Zues 1v1 and kille him physically, spiritually and mentally...but...maby this is your plan for later vids...cause Kratos may be a pure monster of a man by this point (seeing hes got the fleece eqqipped and the Blades of Athena im gonna assume the end of the 3rd original GOW) but hes smart sometimes...by telling him about the tools hes gonna find them and come back...and personally after what Dagoth said he wouldent kill him...to much mercy...he would litterally beat him worse then anyone before...lets just say Dagoth might need a new mask😢
As a lover of Morrowind and Dagoth Ur but also the GOW series i love this vid but this will end only one way
Very, very, very, very, very violently
*cough* deathbattle video *cough cough*
And then Dagoth Ur was reduced to a bloody pulp
The 666th like,damn,hope I'm not cursed
Getting a little cocky there, Dagoth. Something tells me Kratos doesn't need those tools.
Someone tell those Kratos wanker that Dagoth Ur oneshot that fodder
LMAOAOO kratos cannot kill DAGOTH. you dont understand how immortal characters can get in Elder Scrolls. Its so ridiculous the only way to kill them is like The god God god Tiers, and even then its a half Maybe.
Would honestly be better if Kratos still managed to kill Dagoth Ur.
Why? Because I (personally) find that to be better schadenfreude.
*Kratos' Inner Thoughts* "You know what? This clown isn't worth it."
Little did Dagoth Ur know, Kratos wasn't leaving, he was just giving himself more distance for a run up, before grabbing him and cracking his mask open like a divine walnut.
Dagoth is going to be regretting saying all this when Kratos comes back to feed him his own mask.
You know that lore Dagoth Ur gobble up the whole greek and the norse Pantheon of gods like a free food.
Funny thing is that none of the Kratos versions can even hurt Dagoth without the tools and would struggle badly even with them.
Please. After finishing the game and reading the lore about Dagoth ur, it's clear that you Morrowboomers seriously overestimate the delusional "god". Which is quite fitting let's be honest.
If he really were "celestial" level, like some fanboys down in the comments love to repeat 500 times, then he would've taken over Tamriel already. But noooo, for the past 2000 or so years, he's just [Insert convenient excuse here]. Not to mention he was beaten by a mortal with some enchanted carpentry tools.
You know what the Gods in GOW universe did? They immediately wiped out their predecessors(the titans) to ensure that their supremacy reigned all over the world. They didn't just sit atop mount olympus and ignored the other Titans like cowards.
What did the Tribunal do? They barely ruled over Morrowind. And all their powers came from an artifact, which could very easily be stolen by Hermes and then depowered by Hephestus. I mean, let's be honest. An ascended sleeper was able to steal it from the tribunal at their full power. What a joke.
But let's go ahead and say how impossible of a feat it would be for Kratos, an actual god who's immune to diseases, comes back from Death repeatedly, has defeated celestial level beings like Zeus and the Furies and is strong enough to break reality itself in Valhalla.
Good lord Kratos, you freaks are on the same level of fanboy delusion as Goku fans.
I wouldn't have said anything had this been at least 2% of a civilised discussion, but I just couldn't contain my intrigue after some idiot said that a Dremora or a mage from Morrowind could give someone like Kratos trouble.
This is like a toddler taunting a starving pitbull.
When the toddler is actually stronger than the pitbul
@@morgothbauglir203funny enough people have barely any knowledge on lore of Elder scroll lol
Ironically Even then, Lore Dagoth would Snap his fingers and Kratos wouldnt be no more. Really the only being I think can defeat Dagoth is short of a Daedra Prince. But those false Gods cant even leave their realms anyways.
Hmmm not the way things should have gone given kratos's character.
this is terrible, written by a redditor no doubt.
Well Dagoth it was nice knowing ya🫡 cause he will be back.
What can Kratos even do to him though? It's not like Dagoth Ur has an actual physical existence, nor can he destroy the Heart
@@BroadwayRonMexico Someone would prolly tell him to talk to Vivec because he knows how to defeat Dagoth Ur, then it's like 3 fetch quests away from victory
@@Aladayle Even if Kratos had the tools, he's still less powerful than Dagoth Ur. Dagoth Ur is at the level of the Tribunal who are way beyond anything in GoW.