The GREATEST ROASTS Of All Time! - Compilation

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  • @joshuaperez362
    @joshuaperez362 5 лет назад +1569

    U know ur roast was good when Simon Cowell almost spits out his drink

    • @Idkmynameikr
      @Idkmynameikr 5 лет назад +34

      So true simon died inside

    • @charizardboss4299
      @charizardboss4299 5 лет назад +5

      Your profile picture is flawless

    • @stephanies.432
      @stephanies.432 5 лет назад +6

      Joshua Perez omg I literally showed my sister it was so funny

    • @lindaruiz204
      @lindaruiz204 5 лет назад +1

      And then they added Micheal and my life was complete

    • @marcusfair5850
      @marcusfair5850 5 лет назад +1

      Did you see the new one? "Ya that's why you use heroin and I don't" I spit my water out it caught me so off guard

  • @potatowanderer4717
    @potatowanderer4717 5 лет назад +680

    5:56 best roast ever made in history

    • @gen7928
      @gen7928 5 лет назад +8

      Daayum

    • @edboss36
      @edboss36 5 лет назад +9

      Potato Wanderer I don’t get it, is she a singer??

    • @gen7928
      @gen7928 5 лет назад +11

      edboss yea she’s a singer

    • @edboss36
      @edboss36 5 лет назад +4

      idk what to do thx

    • @paintedface7473
      @paintedface7473 4 года назад +11

      I love Simons face.

  • @adtx5871
    @adtx5871 6 лет назад +1796

    Plankton Roasted The Whole family

  • @xx_mastergamerjoshxx1627
    @xx_mastergamerjoshxx1627 5 лет назад +333

    2:50 This is classic spiderman dude classic.

    • @ethanbrooks1148
      @ethanbrooks1148 5 лет назад +5

      xX_MasterGamerJoshXx my boy Toby

    • @dounut5871
      @dounut5871 5 лет назад +11

      But it backfires with Ben dieing

    • @gitoalcantara9359
      @gitoalcantara9359 5 лет назад +4

      I can imagine them hiring a new actor for webs and Stan Lee says while Toby's protesting "I missed the part where that was my problem"

    • @bozo3910
      @bozo3910 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, but he kills Ben

    • @tombanks1839
      @tombanks1839 5 лет назад +2

      @@bozo3910 no, it was actually sandman

  • @jonna3802
    @jonna3802 5 лет назад +570

    6:55 *Apply cold water to burn*

  • @wildzhalo3262
    @wildzhalo3262 5 лет назад +258

    Planktons roast was so hard the next generation felt it

  • @RexTheRealest
    @RexTheRealest 5 лет назад +119

    0:49 when the twitter roasting god gets roasted

  • @curtis5164
    @curtis5164 5 лет назад +425

    5:56 demi just got roasted!!!!

    • @mrspaghetti8147
      @mrspaghetti8147 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah, like the spoon.

    • @swagformen8412
      @swagformen8412 5 лет назад +5

      are you talking about *HEROIN*

    • @mrspaghetti8147
      @mrspaghetti8147 5 лет назад +2

      SWAG FORMEN
      Yee.

    • @mrspaghetti8147
      @mrspaghetti8147 5 лет назад +1

      Emma :D
      Well, Demi Lovato overdosed on heroin a while ago, so I thought I’d make fun of the situation. I also thought she looked like a bitch in this video.

    • @fiog1934
      @fiog1934 5 лет назад

      @@mrspaghetti8147 Like your mum

  • @rr_modz2139
    @rr_modz2139 5 лет назад +243

    8:43 who else played back the clip

    • @cox870
      @cox870 5 лет назад +9

      That one is has got to be the best one yet. It deserves more attention.

    • @godofthecripples1237
      @godofthecripples1237 5 лет назад +3

      I don't get it. I really don't understand that one.

    • @hakunadamatta
      @hakunadamatta 5 лет назад +5

      God of the Cripples he pretty much just explains how the guys devotion is linked to death and tells the guy to kill himself in a pretty brutal way

    • @swimmingrobot1219
      @swimmingrobot1219 5 лет назад +1

      Meeeee

    • @swimmingrobot1219
      @swimmingrobot1219 5 лет назад +1

      Song?

  • @0402650071
    @0402650071 5 лет назад +660

    You came for 14:56
    Sike that’s the wrong number

  • @jtmdanny6057
    @jtmdanny6057 6 лет назад +467

    I Keep Repeating 5:56

  • @hamptonbroccoli5874
    @hamptonbroccoli5874 6 лет назад +353

    *have a nice week, diaper boy*

  • @SnipezJc
    @SnipezJc 6 лет назад +102

    7:06 it’s true

  • @anubratadas7888
    @anubratadas7888 5 лет назад +68

    I remember when Gordon Ramsey says this squid is so uncooked I can still hear him say SpongeBob to fuckoff

  • @amyemerman4932
    @amyemerman4932 6 лет назад +213

    5:58 LOL

  • @buannii
    @buannii 5 лет назад +11

    "I don't know if she was talking to me though, I wasn't the only one there"
    OUCHHHH LMMAOoo

  • @emily-wv7ni
    @emily-wv7ni 4 года назад +13

    1:17 “nothing ever goes wrong in *whatever he said*”
    If he said that to me I would’ve been like “we all know that’s a lie because you were born.”

  • @z4r_i
    @z4r_i 5 лет назад +187

    *I missed the part where that's my problem*

  • @erikaperez3704
    @erikaperez3704 5 лет назад +81

    3:04 lol

    • @Im_B0red
      @Im_B0red 5 лет назад +10

      I missed the part where thats my problem OOF

  • @pinoyheira1239
    @pinoyheira1239 5 лет назад +4

    These roasts made me cry of laughter! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @daltonbrown5482
    @daltonbrown5482 5 лет назад +39

    8:45 ROASTED GARY

  • @london6531
    @london6531 5 лет назад +35

    Plankton: Solo Squaded them

  • @LZonyt
    @LZonyt 6 лет назад +68

    7:49 I don't get how I'm the only one who's laughing when he went through the door😂

  • @inasilkcocoon
    @inasilkcocoon 5 лет назад +64

    "I need that money!"
    -Peter Parker
    "I missed the part where that's my problem" -Idiot
    After the Thug escaped...
    "You could've taken that guy apart , now he's going to get away with MY money!"
    -Idiot
    "I missed the part where that's my problem."
    -Peter Parker
    OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

  • @chrissimon3790
    @chrissimon3790 5 лет назад +6

    “I missed the part where that’s my problem” oof🔥🔥🔥

  • @freindlyflytrap1725
    @freindlyflytrap1725 5 лет назад +8

    Once a kid said " you're short" I said " Yet, I am exceptionally higher than your I.Q"

  • @zacimusprime4865
    @zacimusprime4865 5 лет назад +6

    It’s perfect when plankton’s voice turns demonic from the savage roasts😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!! And Spider-Man’s comeback roast is perfect ultimate karma😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!! And Howard’s roasts are perfect savagery😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

  • @uglyugly4971
    @uglyugly4971 5 лет назад +5

    1:33 DAMMMMMM THAT WAS GOOD

  • @kitkatscribbles
    @kitkatscribbles 5 лет назад +10

    6:03
    DAMN
    EVEN SIMON CAUGHT THAT

  • @nobodysfavorite6951
    @nobodysfavorite6951 6 лет назад +161

    Dayum... 8:44

    • @aurorastar3169
      @aurorastar3169 6 лет назад +5

      BayBearZ Destiny 2
      when the speaker lays down the roast

    • @ttazie
      @ttazie 5 лет назад +4

      What did he say?

    • @XeonGame
      @XeonGame 5 лет назад +2

      Boiled patato yourself*

    • @swimmingrobot1219
      @swimmingrobot1219 5 лет назад +1

      Song

    • @BLACKMAMBA-og1lf
      @BLACKMAMBA-og1lf 5 лет назад +2

      @@boiledpatato5403 where is it ? on video or what?

  • @micah3080
    @micah3080 5 лет назад +40

    "some body should put you in a box Floating down the river"

    • @Nullicity
      @Nullicity 3 года назад

      Arrested for manslaughter

  • @janvanassendorp905
    @janvanassendorp905 5 лет назад +13

    There are two things that Peter misses:
    1 The part where it's his problem
    2 Uncle Ben

  • @JMOminecraft1
    @JMOminecraft1 6 лет назад +57

    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG 5:30 OOOH OOOH OOHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • @paulstewart681
    @paulstewart681 5 лет назад +14

    7:50 "Top ten anime battles of all time"

  • @qthepringle7472
    @qthepringle7472 5 лет назад +47

    I had to repeat plankton so many times because the roast is to real

  • @tenkaisabsolute7849
    @tenkaisabsolute7849 5 лет назад +12

    5:26 OH MY GODDDD

  • @axidite
    @axidite 5 лет назад +29

    0:18 Bahaha!!!

  • @predexus8528
    @predexus8528 5 лет назад +4

    Ok....I have to admit....He roasted Gordon Ramsay right there lol

  • @Majestic469
    @Majestic469 5 лет назад +3

    The Spiderman one was epic

  • @kingop7272
    @kingop7272 5 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂 the last one had me dying

  • @BashJP
    @BashJP 5 лет назад +34

    Just keep repeating 6:25 😭

  • @lucifix8363
    @lucifix8363 5 лет назад +5

    6:03 should be a meme

  • @Gengar-2
    @Gengar-2 6 месяцев назад +1

    That Regular Show one was BRUTAL

  • @skyrupta8678
    @skyrupta8678 5 лет назад +4

    "I am the lord of the death"
    "No wonder no one wants to die"
    At 1:57 Ooh that was lit

  • @dinoahmad182
    @dinoahmad182 5 лет назад +10

    LOL PLANKTON THE ROAST GOD

  • @TSProductionsVideos
    @TSProductionsVideos 5 лет назад +4

    That kiss part. That was just mean from love to bully in like 0.1 seconds

  • @notalexander18
    @notalexander18 6 лет назад +38

    6:01

    • @juanfranciscozarate5283
      @juanfranciscozarate5283 5 лет назад +1

      Alexander Sanchez i don’t understand very well what he says, but Simon’s reaction is incredible and Michel Jackson’s scream is priceless

    • @haliza270805
      @haliza270805 5 лет назад

      Alexander Sanchez lol

  • @kittiescorner166
    @kittiescorner166 5 лет назад +11

    *Boom,Roasted*

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 5 лет назад +3

    6:02
    📢 *OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!* 📢
    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @shobhitkuthari1017
    @shobhitkuthari1017 6 лет назад

    Omfg 😂😂 😂. The last one was too much for me to handle 😂😂😂😂

  • @RolandAgambaki
    @RolandAgambaki 3 года назад +2

    3:17 the best one. Brutal

  • @Jossy
    @Jossy 5 лет назад +7

    People be living in 3018 now

  • @synzu9824
    @synzu9824 5 лет назад +5

    6:02 DAMN

  • @gatchagirlthankunext4093
    @gatchagirlthankunext4093 5 лет назад +3

    weres your face me:weres your life oh wait i forgot you never had one ohhhhhhhhhhhh😎😎😎😎😎😎

  • @itsryderbabey8885
    @itsryderbabey8885 5 лет назад +2

    9:00 is the strongest roast in the whole comp

  • @broproductions3153
    @broproductions3153 6 лет назад +32

    This is lit AF

  • @lanceawesomeness6500
    @lanceawesomeness6500 5 лет назад +3

    0:49 ohhhhhhhh best one of the whole compilation

  • @paladinoflight3817
    @paladinoflight3817 5 лет назад +1

    8:08 📢 OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! 📢

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 5 лет назад +3

    1:34; 1:58; 8:08 **BLEEP** **🔊OOOHHH🔊**

  • @WilliamAniMation418
    @WilliamAniMation418 4 года назад

    Me: You burnt the pizza.
    Mom: It’s not that burnt!
    The pizza:

  • @patchthefat
    @patchthefat 5 лет назад +1

    The Spider-Man one was insane

  • @NoRegerts
    @NoRegerts 5 лет назад +1

    5:56 Simon's Face LOL

  • @goodcrazycreeper
    @goodcrazycreeper 5 лет назад +2

    0:18 - 0:47
    Gets me every time

  • @chloelim3543
    @chloelim3543 5 лет назад +7

    I just want to say one thing OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROASTEDDDED BOIIIIII

  • @virgilwright1482
    @virgilwright1482 5 лет назад

    Omg the Spider-Man one killed me I chocked on my Pockys lol

  • @whatcolorisdeath1266
    @whatcolorisdeath1266 5 лет назад +1

    0:00 Brags about his guitar skills
    *plays Enter Sandman*

  • @relaxationmusiccertified3684
    @relaxationmusiccertified3684 6 лет назад +7

    Hi. Can i ask something. Can you monetize a youtube channel that contains compilations?

  • @K1ngSc0ut24
    @K1ngSc0ut24 5 лет назад +1

    So, I went to a book fair the other day. I bought a giant eraser that said "use for Big Mistakes". I ended up returning it the next day. I went to my librarian at the register and said "this doesn't work. My brother is still here!"

  • @strats007stts8
    @strats007stts8 5 лет назад

    That Spider-Man one felt sooo good 😂🔥💯

  • @TheDrainRatz
    @TheDrainRatz 5 лет назад +1

    6:00 “that’s why you use auto tune and I don’t”

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 5 лет назад +6

    7:36
    Here comes PETA

  • @phillyeaglesforlife5127
    @phillyeaglesforlife5127 5 лет назад

    The two best ones were together, Judge Judy and Demi Lovato, they both have me rolling every time😂😂😂

  • @marioyoussef6247
    @marioyoussef6247 5 лет назад +3

    Conan's reverse roast hahahahaha

  • @maano2491
    @maano2491 4 года назад +2

    6:00 oooooof gonna need a senzu for that one😓

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 5 лет назад +3

    0:35 Oof those glasses

  • @grandmaharriet9466
    @grandmaharriet9466 6 лет назад +12

    What are these numbers for

  • @ubasher962
    @ubasher962 5 лет назад +1

    0:31 *Has one eye, wears glasses*

  • @CloverPandaQ
    @CloverPandaQ 5 лет назад +6

    2:01
    000000H Shit

  • @nobodycares9157
    @nobodycares9157 5 лет назад

    The Teacher: Pull up your Pants!
    The Student: Pull up my Grades!

  • @Voltruh
    @Voltruh 3 года назад

    “Then you need to wear diapers” LMFAOO

  • @Azathoth_TheDameonSultan
    @Azathoth_TheDameonSultan 5 лет назад

    Here's my best come back: "YOU'RE NOT A MISTAKE, YOU'RE A REGRET!"

  • @mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294
    @mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294 5 лет назад

    this is so satisfying lmao

  • @ChristheBroken
    @ChristheBroken 5 лет назад

    My phone overheated watching this

  • @EmberKeaton
    @EmberKeaton 5 лет назад +31

    Well Spider-Man I thought saving people was always your PROBLEM

  • @latinmoses8417
    @latinmoses8417 5 лет назад +1

    5:56 YOU LEGEND

  • @friendbud9622
    @friendbud9622 5 лет назад +1

    Im dying right here

  • @skeletron69yearsago16
    @skeletron69yearsago16 5 лет назад

    When you roast someone about their mom but you forgot that you have the same mom

  • @jessenyathi379
    @jessenyathi379 4 года назад

    Mark: I just don’t understand how something so small can be so impressive
    Lady: aw well mark you would know about that
    Me:dead 😬😬💀💀

  • @danyellsolomon2504
    @danyellsolomon2504 5 лет назад

    No wonder no one wants to die 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying with laughter

  • @JohnDoe-yg6sl
    @JohnDoe-yg6sl 5 лет назад

    We need more of this

  • @OncelerLover69
    @OncelerLover69 5 лет назад

    THE FIRST ONE KILLED ME

  • @rafidhi7820
    @rafidhi7820 5 лет назад +3

    What clip of got talent is it from at 6:00

  • @gabriellobo9290
    @gabriellobo9290 5 лет назад +1

    6:24 ooof that ones gonna leave a mark

  • @the_don1542
    @the_don1542 5 лет назад +4

    Plankton😂

  • @masterman9891
    @masterman9891 5 лет назад +2

    The speaker is savage and best roastr

  • @bridon3182
    @bridon3182 5 лет назад +1

    have a nice week DIAPER BOI!!!!!!

  • @cyanherbs9642
    @cyanherbs9642 5 лет назад +1

    This is kind of weird but does anyone know the name of the song played at 5:50?

  • @coloplayers
    @coloplayers 5 лет назад

    Yesterday, my math teach came back from a break (someone from her family died I didn’t know at this time)she had a slide saying “Why was the math book sad” others were like because you were gone and i scream because you’re back..
    Later when she showed the answer it was “it had to many problems” i whisper to my friend saying “her coming back is one of them”

  • @douweooijevaar1154
    @douweooijevaar1154 2 года назад

    What’s the song called though at the start of the video

  • @beccablum4039
    @beccablum4039 3 года назад

    If someone ever says something such as”well my house is a mansion”or whatever just tell them
    “Well at least my dad came home from buying milk”.