Dominion & Smartmatic Sue Fox and Others for Billions

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  3 года назад +487

    🇺🇸 Do you think the defamation suits will succeed?
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    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep 3 года назад +43

      I hope so! but actually payout probably unlikely
      Edit: I have now watched the video, and I am eager to see what they find in discovery

    • @ISawSomethingOnTheInternet
      @ISawSomethingOnTheInternet 3 года назад +55

      I just hope that they get fully litigated in plain view of the public (not settled) to put to bed any further or previous conspiracy theories.

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 3 года назад +4

      I like this set-up with the desk.

    • @nathanmckenzie904
      @nathanmckenzie904 3 года назад +5

      @@katnine7053 overruled. No one in this thread called him president.

    • @LadyPelikan
      @LadyPelikan 3 года назад +3

      Objection: the video should go up on Nebula before RUclips!

  • @yuvalne
    @yuvalne 3 года назад +6247

    That legal disclaimer was definitely worth pausing to lmao

    • @tmiles807
      @tmiles807 3 года назад +376

      Has to be one of the more entertaining legal disclaimers I've read... And a tad bonkers lol pillow's made from 100% Legal Briefs...sold.

    • @saiyantwan
      @saiyantwan 3 года назад +207

      Checking to see who else paused to read the whole thing.

    • @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr
      @mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr 3 года назад +41

      I did it too. Lol

    • @whisper3856
      @whisper3856 3 года назад +200

      *DO NOT SUMMON THE KRAKEN.*

    • @mkspind3l
      @mkspind3l 3 года назад +93

      @@whisper3856 BUT WHY NOT I WANNA SUMMON THE KRAKEN!

  • @Werrf1
    @Werrf1 3 года назад +2020

    "Do you, Legal Eagle, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
    "Well, it depends."

    • @EricRedbear
      @EricRedbear 3 года назад +70

      Imagine reading THOSE wedding vows!

    • @Flint_Inferno
      @Flint_Inferno 3 года назад +235

      *Turns to face camera* Hey, Legal Eagles, it's time to think like a divorce lawyer!

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 3 года назад +10

      @Shounico Hopefully with more than just a couple hours to read it all...

    • @blakexu4943
      @blakexu4943 3 года назад +30

      The parties involved are still negotiating over the prenuptial agreement.

    • @blakestrike3905
      @blakestrike3905 3 года назад +11

      "Sidebar?"

  • @BrianBullington
    @BrianBullington 3 года назад +345

    "Conscious indifference to the facts" is perhaps the perfect phrase for the last 4 years.

    • @lyreparadox
      @lyreparadox 3 года назад +26

      "Actual Malice" also works well.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 года назад +7

      Double-think coming in hot

    • @Delta-ei7im
      @Delta-ei7im 2 года назад +2

      I'm reminded of Michael Gove's statement of "people have had enough of the experts"

  • @benoz11
    @benoz11 3 года назад +321

    I feel like the "Earth is round" statement is a bait to get some of the people being sued to openly admit that they think this is false, making the judge immediately want to choke them out.

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 года назад

      What about the Legality of the GOP-Videos of "Some More News"??

  • @Flameclaw123
    @Flameclaw123 3 года назад +701

    Damn it, I missed ANOTHER Antifa conference call?? I've really got to get better at remembering those...

    • @anthonyschlott916
      @anthonyschlott916 3 года назад +104

      Yeah, just ask someone to borrow their notes. Pretty sure next meeting they'll just be talking about ritually sacrificing Mitch McConnell to Ebrietas.

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight 3 года назад +64

      You didn't miss much. After the "pizza party", there's somebody who speaks up at the very end and drags it out for another half hour.

    • @MP197742
      @MP197742 3 года назад +84

      Yeah, but you didn’t miss anything. That guy is lying. There was an Eric on the call, but all he would talk about was harvesting the adrenaline-rich blood of children to make an immortality serum that will allow us to control the world from the shadows forever. FOREVER!!! Y’know, the usual stuff we talk about. Nothing about the election. Oh yeah, Hugo said “hola.”

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue 3 года назад +72

      If an Antifa conference call is like any of the meetings I've been in with politics-adjacent organizations, then it went on for waaaaayyyy too long indulging the ramblings of a few individuals who believe voicing their personal opinion at length is doing Very Important Work... Followed by a few minor, quickly ignored comments wondering why nothing ever seems to get done despite all this *obvious* passion...

    • @TehMomo_
      @TehMomo_ 3 года назад +20

      there's another one on the next waning moon, specifically the last day of the waning....so march 12.

  • @KrBme78
    @KrBme78 3 года назад +1555

    "Who's that on the phone with you? Is that Eric from Dominion?"
    "No, it's Jake from State Farm."
    "Well he sounds like antifa."

    • @roguevector5284
      @roguevector5284 3 года назад +5

      Yeah that is because he a very long day!

    • @joelle4226
      @joelle4226 3 года назад +9

      You’re a genius

    • @2nd3rd1st
      @2nd3rd1st 3 года назад +55

      Further interrogation revealed that it was in fact Jared from Subway.

    • @jordanrhys7749
      @jordanrhys7749 3 года назад +24

      @E M I watched one of those videos too. There's no proof in the video that they are Antifa yet every comment underneath is along the lines of "looks like antifa to me".

    • @jordanrhys7749
      @jordanrhys7749 3 года назад +12

      @E M my moneys on Cthulhu

  • @jameslewis2635
    @jameslewis2635 3 года назад +79

    This has to be one of very few times where I find myself wishing the big companies the best of luck with their lawsuits.

    • @OldDemonTooth
      @OldDemonTooth 3 года назад

      Does anyone but us get that reference? That was my favorite parody commerial. I still quote that line to this day.

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou 3 года назад +477

    This man doesn't need untrue stories spread about him. Having the last name "coomer" is punishment enough in 2021.

    • @xymaryai8283
      @xymaryai8283 3 года назад +2

      @Butt Snatch no... your last name is obviously snatch 🙄

    • @luxborealis
      @luxborealis 3 года назад +8

      @Butt Snatch My name is Dick, we can compare notes.

    • @OwenRona
      @OwenRona 3 года назад +3

      @@luxborealis you mean briefs? ... because lawyers have briefs.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 года назад +17

      Especially being named "Dr. Coomer"

    • @Hello-tj2cp
      @Hello-tj2cp 2 года назад

      Thanks Coomer

  • @TheSauceYouGetLostin
    @TheSauceYouGetLostin 3 года назад +344

    Objection: your disclaimer failed to address why a Wookiee like Chewbacca would want to live on Endor with all the much smaller Ewoks. It does not make sense. And if that doesn’t make sense, and mentioning Chewbacca in your disclaimer doesn’t make sense - the jury must acquit.

    • @dracorex426
      @dracorex426 3 года назад +12

      Shortstacks.

    • @justineberlein5916
      @justineberlein5916 3 года назад +22

      I see that you, too, were listening to the impeachment defense

    • @michaelt4007
      @michaelt4007 3 года назад +7

      @@dracorex426 I laughed way to hard at that.

    • @SandyRiverBlue
      @SandyRiverBlue 3 года назад +5

      My understanding is that he has the unfortunate habit of tearing the arms off of people wbo insult him. Not understanding what the people around you are saying may be a good way of breaking this habit.But then who knows, he might just be into short chicks.

    • @Sllacy
      @Sllacy 3 года назад +2

      @@SandyRiverBlue this is a compelling argument

  • @_JayRamsey_
    @_JayRamsey_ 3 года назад +760

    It's so entertaining how they act like "Antifa" is some big, *organised* group.
    I saw the _president_ of antifa talking to Eric Coomer!

    • @memesredacted
      @memesredacted 3 года назад +12

      They may not be AN organized group but they do organize into groups. Like the rioting throughout Minneapolis, Seattle, and portland were organized by people who identify as antifa

    • @tieck4408
      @tieck4408 3 года назад +17

      I hear many many people claiming it's unified, has a command structure, is indigenous, and stands for "anti fascist" despite the pronunciation.
      >Antifacistische Aktionsgruppe, dating to the 1930s
      Oh and who has been suspected of supporting them in the past? Of course it's Trump's #1: Russia.

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 3 года назад +186

      @@memesredacted ... People organize in the name of something in this case it's anti-fascism... That doesn't make it an organization That's like calling feminism an organization

    • @sluggyr
      @sluggyr 3 года назад +4

      Facts

    • @geraldgrenier8132
      @geraldgrenier8132 3 года назад +64

      Yep Antifa is a philosophy that multiple smaller groups subscribe to, there no coordination between them though they often independently respond to the same public actions by fascist groups and individuals.

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 3 года назад +218

    "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball" will always be the single funniest legal disclaimer in media history.

    • @procrastigamr
      @procrastigamr 3 года назад +13

      I pissed off my roommate because she was trying to solder electrical wires in the next room, and my burst of laughter scared the shit outta her.

    • @noahnoah2747
      @noahnoah2747 3 года назад +4

      @@procrastigamr out of curiosity what was being soldered?

    • @user-sf4fy8bq1h
      @user-sf4fy8bq1h 3 года назад

      I don't get it 😕

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer 3 года назад +10

      @@user-sf4fy8bq1h
      It's from a mid-90s SNL skit, in which the titular ball was shown in a commercial that lasts of 12 seconds
      ruclips.net/video/GmqeZl8OI2M/видео.html
      Increasingly-bizarre disclaimers go on for a *full minute* afterward, including the "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball" line.

    • @pbibbles
      @pbibbles 3 года назад +3

      "Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq"

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +32

    3:15 - Chapter 1 - The lawsuits
    6:10 - Chapter 2 - How to prove defamation
    9:50 - Chapter 3 - Types of damages
    10:35 - Chapter 4 - Defenses against defamation
    10:50 - Chapter 5 - Analysis of claim
    12:05 - Chapter 6 - Other lawsuits coming up !
    13:15 - Chapter 7 - Retraction law
    14:45 - Chapter 8 - Smarmatic V Fox & Newsmax
    16:35 - Chapter 9 - Smarmatic & dominion V OANN
    17:50 - Chapter 10 - Dominion V Sidney Powell
    26:20 - End roll ads

  • @minscandboo9749
    @minscandboo9749 3 года назад +368

    I have read the legal disclaimer and understood it. I’m still going to summon the Kraken anyway though, unless a bailiff stops me from writing this by tackling m

    • @Werrf1
      @Werrf1 3 года назад +49

      Twist! The bailiff is a kraken.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 года назад +10

      The fact that i wasn't actually watching, just listening, made a good chunk of the comment section confusing

    • @johndoe-ek1qs
      @johndoe-ek1qs 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @squillen
      @squillen 3 года назад

      hehe nice

    • @ShreddedGains
      @ShreddedGains 3 года назад +4

      "GO FOR THE EYES BOO! THE EYES!!"

  • @scmontgomery
    @scmontgomery 3 года назад +413

    "Thinking like a lawyer may induce vertigo" -me after reading one of four readings for my american contract law course this morning.

    • @chosenonea2992
      @chosenonea2992 3 года назад +11

      Good luck! You can do it! Just do the three W's. Work your ass off, work your butt off, and work your behind off. -Me, a 3L

    • @scmontgomery
      @scmontgomery 3 года назад +8

      @@chosenonea2992 I needed that, thank you. I can't afford the college but I swear I'll understand and apply legal concepts one day

    • @detleffleischer9418
      @detleffleischer9418 3 года назад +8

      Godspeed you brave magnificent bastard. If you survived long enough to get to contract law you can survive contract law itself

    • @Hello-tj2cp
      @Hello-tj2cp 2 года назад +3

      Only if they are insolvent, then you are allowed to smack them with said copy machine, but if principal has BMI over 40, then their t-shirts can not exceed 75% of compensatory damages

    • @ps374249
      @ps374249 2 года назад +1

      Actually happening to me RN as a 1L. I literally have had to make an appointment to get glasses, because I think I'm getting migranes from the reading.

  • @yehat17
    @yehat17 3 года назад +589

    I really appreciate the disclaimer: Do not summon the KRAKEN. So many people are overlooking this lately.

    • @blauespony1013
      @blauespony1013 3 года назад +39

      *puts away kraken-summoning tutorial* So sad. It has a lot of arms and could shovel snow really well.

    • @willyum3920
      @willyum3920 3 года назад +26

      "the real legal kraken was the friends we made along the way"

    • @Xenobears
      @Xenobears 3 года назад +25

      Why summon the kraken when you can summon the Karen? Much easier to find and set on your enemies: just tell her they’re the manager.

    • @blauespony1013
      @blauespony1013 3 года назад +11

      @@Xenobears I am not sure if that is not too brutal ...

    • @jacobmcallister4161
      @jacobmcallister4161 3 года назад +12

      @@Xenobears If I tell the Karen the snow is the manager will she remove it ?

  • @prime77089
    @prime77089 3 года назад +301

    "The earth is round. Two plus two equals four." There are some people out here who would beg to differ...

    • @comkver
      @comkver 3 года назад +9

      Well, 2+2 equals five where I'm from. Lol

    • @mystmicro2551
      @mystmicro2551 3 года назад +13

      2 plus 2 eqauls fish you moron

    • @sib183
      @sib183 3 года назад +10

      @@comkver when you have sufficiently large values of Two

    • @WisteriaDrake
      @WisteriaDrake 3 года назад +15

      If that suit works, I'd love to see the look on all the Flat-Earthers' faces. It would be tantamount to court ruling that the globe earth is legally correct, and could potentially assist in defamation lawsuits by scientists against flat earthers who make the bogus claims.

    • @postmasterspecific
      @postmasterspecific 3 года назад +1

      Are we at war with Eurasia?

  • @BurazSC2
    @BurazSC2 3 года назад +310

    I'm a little disappointed the disclaimer didn't transition to lyrics of "never going to give you up" towards the end for an all time great Rick Roll

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 года назад +6

      That's true and I've always felt that way but I think you should remember that we're no strangers to love.

    • @dougdrazga4461
      @dougdrazga4461 3 года назад +7

      I thought that too. Missed opportunity.
      I'm also not a cat. Or a lawyer.

  • @pthomgalaxy
    @pthomgalaxy 3 года назад +57

    "Thinking like a lawyer may cause vertigo, dizziness, temporary blindness, sleep deprivation, extreme arrogance, laquacity, and slurred speech" 😂

    • @wraitholme
      @wraitholme 3 года назад +5

      Loquacity _and_ slurred speech? Awesome, I'll sound like an elderly English professor! :D

    • @peema10
      @peema10 3 года назад

      I tell you, I was beginning to worry that they'd forgotten the potential risk of intoxication.

  • @broski365
    @broski365 3 года назад +144

    If only the people investigating had some kind of way to record voices with a device to use as evidence. I guess the world may never know

    • @jacqlynberkoh2175
      @jacqlynberkoh2175 2 года назад +22

      If only there was a way to look up a log of some sort of previous calls. If only that log could store the individual(s) called, the time, the duration, outbound or inbound, destination, etc. If only it was possible. I think I'm going to create something that does just that and I'll call it a " Call Log". Nobody steal my idea.

    • @andrewjgrimm
      @andrewjgrimm 10 месяцев назад

      Would that be legal?

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 3 года назад +274

    It's always interesting to see people like Mike Lindell shift from "I WANT them to sue me! I have all the evidence!" And then reality kicks in when they realize "No wait, I really DO NOT want to get sued by them"

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus 3 года назад +38

      "I don't believe glyphosate in Argentina is causing cancer for example, you could drink a whole quart of it and be fine."
      "Oh you'd like to drink some? We have some right here..."
      "I'd be happy too..."
      --- A very smart boy, defending weedkiller in the best interview of all time

    • @IAmNumber4000
      @IAmNumber4000 3 года назад +21

      @@ILikedGooglePlus Oh my god you reminded me to show that video to my climate change denier dad who tried to show me a propaganda video with Patrick Moore in it.

    • @v3prhunterkiller828
      @v3prhunterkiller828 3 года назад +5

      @@IAmNumber4000 show me the sauce

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 года назад

      !!

    • @pugachevskobra5636
      @pugachevskobra5636 Год назад

      Lmfao I completely forgot about that. I gotta track it down immediately.

  • @PhilosopherInsomniac
    @PhilosopherInsomniac 3 года назад +51

    "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"
    That takes me back. Nicely done.

  • @RagnarLodbrok1
    @RagnarLodbrok1 3 года назад +388

    I would not assume that Sidney Powell knows that the Earth is round.

    • @seaoftranquility7228
      @seaoftranquility7228 3 года назад +14

      Actually, on balance it’d be safer to assume the opposite.

    • @The2wanderers
      @The2wanderers 3 года назад +11

      Like with the election, she's probably quite prepared to make bad faith arguments that it's not, but I'm not sure that changes the fact that she KNOWS it's round.

    • @andrewmartin3671
      @andrewmartin3671 3 года назад +15

      Here comes a lawyer arguing that being an "oblate spheroid" is different to being round.

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 3 года назад +8

      Sidney Powell _might_ know - although I wouldn't put long odds on it - but I am fairly certain a large fraction of her followers don't.

    • @felironmaden1429
      @felironmaden1429 3 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure flat earthers think the earth is round, they just dont think it's spherical. Personally i find the hollow earthers to be more entertaining.

  • @aconsideredmoment
    @aconsideredmoment 3 года назад +342

    The Big Lebowski Defense: "Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man."

  • @captain_context9991
    @captain_context9991 3 года назад +324

    "Antifa phonecalls" As if Antifa is a real organisation with a phone number, a receptionist and an address.

    • @Khyron56
      @Khyron56 3 года назад +57

      You didn't get the business card? I did. Mr. It Depends was made CEO on November 4th.

    • @tabithabex
      @tabithabex 3 года назад +34

      What do you mean? I am that receptionist.

    • @Josh-fj9hi
      @Josh-fj9hi 3 года назад

      I don't know what to laugh at more your comment itself or your terrible grammar. Unless you're a gnarled tooth Brit

    • @bookwrmxoxo5105
      @bookwrmxoxo5105 3 года назад +33

      I always hear them crying about ANTIFA but i have never seen ANTIFA anywhere except that one time they fought the pRoUd bOis

    • @davechongle
      @davechongle 3 года назад +19

      and as if someone would just outright say "i rigged the election lol" that is where all of this came from. a guy making up a phone call on a podcast. good god

  • @vipero07
    @vipero07 3 года назад +109

    Seems like the defending lawyer in the Smartmatic lawsuit only need prove his clients don't actually know the Earth is round and don't know two plus two equals four. What an easy case for him to win.

    • @davidwright7193
      @davidwright7193 3 года назад +15

      Well there is the reason they are not going to sue Lauren Bobbet or Marjory Taylor Green....

  • @NankitaBR
    @NankitaBR 3 года назад +155

    Me: * summoning the Kraken *
    * reads the disclaimer *
    Oh, crap...

    • @thundercactus
      @thundercactus 3 года назад +5

      Didn't say anything about cthulhu though

    • @paulgray1318
      @paulgray1318 3 года назад +7

      Kraken is just olde English for Karen, nuff said.

    • @barelyasurvivor1257
      @barelyasurvivor1257 3 года назад +1

      @@thundercactus
      Ack you just said it's name

  • @thalandor46
    @thalandor46 3 года назад +126

    "Smeagol at the Legal Eagle Legal Department..."
    Nope. I'm done. Video is over. Cannot be topped.

    • @sallyjrwjrw6766
      @sallyjrwjrw6766 3 года назад +4

      Wrong, it does get better

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 3 года назад +3

      can it be bottomed though?

    • @bogbastard4243
      @bogbastard4243 3 года назад +3

      thats literally wrong, smeagol can only be topped? why would you say this

  • @JanPospisilArt
    @JanPospisilArt 3 года назад +223

    "Coomer"
    Ooof, that's a name, certainly a name these days. Man.

    • @heinzriemann3213
      @heinzriemann3213 3 года назад +28

      It's DR. Coomer! Love it.

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin 3 года назад +17

      Yeah, Half-Life was such a good game.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 3 года назад +4

      Sounds like some sort of vague, mildly racial slur...

    • @heinzriemann3213
      @heinzriemann3213 3 года назад +4

      @@Rugelacharugula it's a counter to 'boomer'. From 'cum'.

    • @an_fiach
      @an_fiach 3 года назад +8

      @@AmstradExin Hello Gordon!

  • @MtnNerd
    @MtnNerd 3 года назад +60

    Honestly this was one of the few times where big numbers made sense to me as a non-lawyer. Government contracts can be well in excess of a billion dollars, and if the company loses one due to the disinformation, that's a real loss.

  • @markschwarz2137
    @markschwarz2137 3 года назад +214

    I'm British and I live in Tokyo, so why should I be interested in a channel about US law? I don't know, but I just subscribed.

    • @arcturionblade1077
      @arcturionblade1077 3 года назад +51

      American law and politics are a freakin' circus. Like a bloody car crash, you can't look away.

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 3 года назад +3

      @@arcturionblade1077 Lol I guess a clown knows a lot about the circus.

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 3 года назад +1

      Maybe because it's basically just English Law wtih a twist?

    • @extrastuff9463
      @extrastuff9463 3 года назад +8

      I don't live in the US either, but I still consider it useful to be aware of some of the things that can go on in it.
      For this one I just wanted to see how many potentially stupid choices defendants of this case have made, but since youtube and other international companies publishing media it can be useful to stay somewhat aware of what is going on with laws that impact media distribution, copyright, etc. Places like the US and EU with ideas about how to enforce copyrights can have a big influence on platforms.
      With the above goal in mind I usually watch at least the informative and sometimes what seems potentially entertaining ones.

    • @BrighamMike
      @BrighamMike 3 года назад

      I mean if you want a bias slant of american politics sure. Not s good page for hard data and news that's not twisted to an agenda. Page changed when he saw the interactions when saying orange man bad.

  • @tracyblanchard7663
    @tracyblanchard7663 3 года назад +256

    I love that Newsmax's retraction boils down to "Our news coverage ran 'lies' that others told first."

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 3 года назад +36

      Newsmax: we were just following the crowd

    • @joelsteverson
      @joelsteverson 3 года назад +30

      The "I was just following orders" of journalism.

    • @psyc8407
      @psyc8407 3 года назад +7

      It’s like the Nuremberg trials of defamation. “Wir folgten nur Befehlen.”

    • @rajyavardhansingh4491
      @rajyavardhansingh4491 3 года назад +1

      Newsmax is like the CNN of the Republicans.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 3 года назад +6

      That's even worse. They knew in advance that they were giving a platform to people who they knew would use it to lie. The people who did it "first" have a much better defense - they didn't know the lie was coming until they put them on air.

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula 3 года назад +291

    Can we add Sidney's glittery leopard print sweater to that lawsuit? That is *actual* actual malice to people with eyeballs.

    • @BohoHippie-r9y
      @BohoHippie-r9y 3 года назад +7

      And her pearl necklace too.

    • @therandomnessoftheuniverse
      @therandomnessoftheuniverse 3 года назад +1

      how about all the cardassians ? can we add them too ? because they are malice to people with brains

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 3 года назад +9

      @@therandomnessoftheuniverse Cardassians? As in the Star Trek characters?

  • @steele_heart77
    @steele_heart77 3 года назад +102

    "Leagal Smeagol"
    I just about died lmao

    • @mr.badnewsreviere2005
      @mr.badnewsreviere2005 3 года назад +11

      Don't take G. Smeagol lightly! When he thinks something is important he doesn't let it go.

    • @rosssnyder4490
      @rosssnyder4490 3 года назад +4

      The rule of law is precious to him.

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa 3 года назад +1

      If someone hasn't already started a twitter account with this handle I will lose my faith in humanity (again)

    • @tomskih203
      @tomskih203 3 года назад +1

      Legal Smeagol works with a Legal Beagle at Legal Eagle.

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 3 года назад +1

      @@tomskih203 Legal Smeagol shoots a Legal D-Eagle while he works with a Legal Beagle at Legal Eagle.

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator 3 года назад +327

    Is it just me who's dying laughing at the fact that right-wingers are directing their anger at a guy whose last name is Coomer?

  • @WillariousTheTherapist
    @WillariousTheTherapist 3 года назад +117

    I am so happy that Smeagol found a productive career after recovering from his crippling Precious addiction.

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 3 года назад +6

      He was pretty down for a time, but then he became real hot stuff.

    • @mduckernz
      @mduckernz 3 года назад +3

      And lava exposure. Just casually.

    • @musashi939
      @musashi939 3 года назад +3

      @@mduckernz that gets you only burnt feet. Or at max burnt ankles. Funny how movies always get this wrong. Molten stone is so sense you don't just sink in like it's water.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 3 года назад +2

      @@musashi939 Exactly! Smeagol/Gollum should have had massive fall trauma and if not immediately dead from the fall would have burnt alive on top of the lava, and the ring might have sunk before melting depending on the surface tension of the lava and the relative densities.
      -
      I am a big fan Of Kyle Hill's channel (old and new)

    • @getoffamylan6844
      @getoffamylan6844 3 года назад +1

      It's a career, but we can debate whether or not writing Legal Eagle's disclaimers is 'productive'.

  • @bradenr867
    @bradenr867 3 года назад +177

    “SLANDER!? I’m offended, in print it’s libel”

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa 3 года назад +16

      Ah. Good old J. Jonah Jameson... (or close enough)

    • @ItBePatYo
      @ItBePatYo 3 года назад +8

      I understood that reference.

    • @Shan2TheBoner1987
      @Shan2TheBoner1987 3 года назад +7

      Unpopular opinion but those were, in my opinion, the BEST spidey movies. Also, it's "It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken. in print, it's libel" ruclips.net/video/XscaGDxuQqE/видео.html

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa 3 года назад +5

      @@Shan2TheBoner1987 Yeah, that's why I added 'close enough' to my comment.

    • @mdell7248
      @mdell7248 3 года назад +1

      @@ItBePatYo nice one cap.

  • @Markle2k
    @Markle2k 3 года назад +243

    OK, seriously. How many times did you have to say "Smeagol at the Legal Eagle legal department" before it was fit for broadcast?

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 3 года назад +8

      There's probably a good blooper reel for that.

    • @vierte_
      @vierte_ 3 года назад +8

      Smeagol with Stella the legal Beagel working in the Legal Eagle legal department, serving bagels on tables with ladels of pretzels

    • @breed187
      @breed187 3 года назад +2

      Does he pay Sméagol with that fake jewelry you can get at grocery stores in the quarter machines?

    • @odolany
      @odolany 3 года назад

      This guy is an oratory professional, I bet it was nailed at the first take. ;)

  • @Subpar1224
    @Subpar1224 3 года назад +52

    Some day you'll ask a question rhetorically and instead of saying "well, it depends" you'll just be like "yes." And we will all be absolutely shook

  • @NovaSaber
    @NovaSaber 3 года назад +170

    "Just as they knew the Earth was round" - there's a decent chance one of the defendants will see this and think they can get out of it by claiming to be a flat-Earther.
    (And that's assuming none of them actually are, which I wouldn't bet money on.)

    • @ixorix
      @ixorix 3 года назад +10

      That would be way too hilarious if one of them did lmao

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 года назад +16

      And I'm not sure Trump is aware that 2+2=4 - he wasn't good at basic maths...

    • @roguevector5284
      @roguevector5284 3 года назад +9

      It would be funny if the flat earthers believed that their argument was being censored, because people didn't want to show them the proof that the earth was round.

    • @ashreebird
      @ashreebird 3 года назад

      i think anyone deep enough in election conspiracy probably also has some Hot Takes about flat earth and The Jewish Question 🙄

    • @cassie9169
      @cassie9169 3 года назад

      What about the oblate spheroid argument?

  • @TacComControl
    @TacComControl 3 года назад +35

    We just gonna skip over the fact that there is no such organization as "Antifa", and that it's a principle of action, not a corporation?

    • @ILoveGrilledCheese
      @ILoveGrilledCheese 2 года назад

      Or the fact that this so called "antifa" only seems to show up wherever Trump supporters happen to be? Suggesting that the two groups might be the same thing.

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 2 года назад +1

      They exist they just don’t have a head basically they’re highly decentralized

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka Год назад

      Yeah, it’s more of a philosophy like feminism or fascism or white supremacism than a specific organization.

  • @Oney105
    @Oney105 3 года назад +803

    Who Paused to Actually read the Full Disclaimer?

    • @grizzlybears
      @grizzlybears 3 года назад +9

      maybe

    • @randomperson3398
      @randomperson3398 3 года назад +25

      Yep, I read it the entire thing with the maximum level of scrutiny.

    • @joshuajoe1419
      @joshuajoe1419 3 года назад +42

      I’m watching a video about the law for entertainment, what do you think I did.

    • @Baddad36
      @Baddad36 3 года назад +13

      It depends.

    • @Dillon-117
      @Dillon-117 3 года назад +21

      Of course I did.
      ...I work insurance. I deal with the law regularly. I read my T&C's.
      Shit...The arrogance kicked in.

  • @klausoshaunacey8429
    @klausoshaunacey8429 3 года назад +175

    “Who are you talking to?!”
    “Eric. From Dominion.”
    “Eric from Dominion at three in the morning!? Who is this?”
    “It’s Eric. From Dominion.”
    “What are you doing “Eric from Dominion”.”
    “Uhhh... rigging an election?”

    • @gratefulheart2703
      @gratefulheart2703 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @invisiblepinkunicorn7626
      @invisiblepinkunicorn7626 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @llamagetchya4118
      @llamagetchya4118 3 года назад +3

      Careful, State Farm may find this to be defamatory.

    • @Rowcan
      @Rowcan 3 года назад +4

      "She sounds like antifa."

    • @slipperyh8390
      @slipperyh8390 3 года назад +7

      I think chuckles there misheard the guy; he wasn't from Dominion, he works at Domino's.

  • @BRUXXUS
    @BRUXXUS 3 года назад +322

    Can you imagine going through all the work, spending so much money, and being so covert that you could infiltrate some secret organization to spy on a conference call..... then not record it. 🤦‍♂️

    • @Gardengallivant
      @Gardengallivant 3 года назад +6

      Well, it is not that he didn't try. He never said anything but his attempt to record what he heard just sounded like him alone in his place when he played it back. Not wanting to try to explain they got to his recording equipment he just leaves it out when he talks about the call.

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 3 года назад +2

      Apparently this Coomer guy was a vitriolic Trump hater on his social media, so none of it is farfetched assuming the screenshots of his social media are true

    • @Blaisem
      @Blaisem 3 года назад +62

      @@drew7155 Writing vitriolic twitter messages about Trump is, for you, equivalent to establishing a motive to rig an entire election without anyone else in his company being aware of it and then committing to a nationally scrutinized lawsuit that would only risk drawing more attention to his criminal actions?
      Well, if that's what vitriolic twitter messages about Trump means, then I guess you can sign up a couple tens of thousands of people--and call them idiots to boot for making a lawsuit out of it.
      Seriously, do people not see the implausibility of conspiratorial accusations and pause for a moment to consider all the steps it would take for it to be true?

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 3 года назад

      @@Blaisem I said "not farfetched." But you did your best to disingenuously paint me into a box.
      Once you connect the voting machines to the internet, your "it's too big, it could never happen" theory goes right out the window. All it would take is one hacker. And why were those machines connected to the internet, when we were explicitly told they would not be? I'll be awaiting your explanation. Try to not be disingenuous this time. Thanks

    • @kemalasaridina1898
      @kemalasaridina1898 3 года назад +1

      @@Gardengallivant Well that sounds like an interesting evidence to be presented at the court. Normal people would just think he's delusional 😂

  • @krthemaster4794
    @krthemaster4794 3 года назад +37

    When your lawsuit starts with "The Earth is round"
    Flat earthers: *O B J E C T I O N*

  • @jaimegarch
    @jaimegarch 3 года назад +85

    Plot twist: the Eric on the call was Eric Trump and was trying to make sure his father lost.

  • @1981bdt
    @1981bdt 3 года назад +42

    4:40 "I didn't write down what he said." Making him the worst spy ever

    • @sarahotto6006
      @sarahotto6006 3 года назад +20

      Also not recording the call. How hard is that?

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 3 года назад +13

      @@sarahotto6006 He tried, but do you know how hard it is to find blank cassette tapes these days?

    • @snafufubar
      @snafufubar 3 года назад +5

      @@johnladuke6475 unfortunately he only had the 8 track in his car and that didn't tape very well at all.

    • @1981bdt
      @1981bdt 3 года назад +5

      @@sarahotto6006 Doubly so when you have the know-how to 'hack' into a conference call.

  • @samrakita4279
    @samrakita4279 3 года назад +2172

    When are people going to learn, antifa isn’t an organization. Saying someone is close to antifa is like saying they’re close to feminism. It’s a viewpoint, not a club.

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 3 года назад +415

      Yes, I am Antifa and we are conspiring to steal your pizza and your beer. Screw the election! We're hungry!

    • @BeerElf66
      @BeerElf66 3 года назад +210

      I've got a headache from trying to explain that one. I keep going though. It's surprising how it's accepted by mainstream people that Antifa is an organisation. I think there was a Czech organisation in the 1960s that used the name. But other than that, nah.

    • @DanKop2
      @DanKop2 3 года назад +18

      It’s an organisation for sure...

    • @sarahotto6006
      @sarahotto6006 3 года назад +298

      Exactly! I mean, there are local groups, but there are local vegan groups too, but no one thinks there is some national vegan organization.
      I do really like the anti-antifa shirts. They have no idea that the shirt really says they are pro-fascist.

    • @Flint_Inferno
      @Flint_Inferno 3 года назад +35

      @@steele_heart77 Pizzagate? XD

  • @stephenperry1006
    @stephenperry1006 3 года назад +75

    "Do not summon the Kraken" Sir, I wish you'd shown me this an hour ago...

    • @jeffreymoffitt4070
      @jeffreymoffitt4070 3 года назад +4

      The contract is not retroactively effective. You're good.

    • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
      @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 года назад

      Agreed. Is there an escape clause in the standard kraken-summoning contract…?

    • @RK-252
      @RK-252 2 года назад +1

      @@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ I tried to ask happy fun ball but it was interpreted as a taunt. what happened next was... horrific.

  • @Zso-VIII
    @Zso-VIII 3 года назад +80

    22:50 "...and those are very, very big numbers."
    As we learned earlier in the video, those are effing big numbers.

  • @svsguru2000
    @svsguru2000 3 года назад +171

    Never mess with the Dominion. Just ask the Cardassians.

    • @irreverentbard7322
      @irreverentbard7322 3 года назад +27

      Not enough trekkies in this comment section... damn shame...

    • @DrewNorthup
      @DrewNorthup 3 года назад

      @@irreverentbard7322 Perhaps, but some of us also didn't live someplace with enough cable TV to watch all of the newer stuff. Thanks for the nudge.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 3 года назад +7

      Stupid zealots. Wanting to take away my root beer.

    • @Leto617
      @Leto617 3 года назад +13

      @@DrewNorthup Deep Space 9 is approaching 30 years old.

    • @tmtmtlsml
      @tmtmtlsml 3 года назад +11

      Dominion counsel before entering the courtroom:
      Obedience brings victory. Victory is life!

  • @Rubberman202
    @Rubberman202 3 года назад +124

    "effing means very very"
    lol, this guy...

  • @MrDeadhead1952
    @MrDeadhead1952 3 года назад +130

    I'd really like these right-wing flakes to explain how you can 'infiltrate' a political philosophy.

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 3 года назад +37

      “I have successfully infiltrated activism”

    • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
      @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 года назад +14

      “I successfully infiltrated a secret feminism meeting on zoom.”

    • @erisdiscordia5429
      @erisdiscordia5429 2 года назад +4

      It's pretty easy, you enter that philosophy via writings and speeches that show you 'align' with that philosophy, you build up followers, and then you slowly change what you were saying until your followers follow You instead of the organisation you both used to be a part of.
      Pretty basic stuff, happens all the damn time.

    • @Diablo3364
      @Diablo3364 Год назад +7

      ​@@erisdiscordia5429 where can I learn this power time to turn republicans into democrats.

  • @MisterNohbdy
    @MisterNohbdy 3 года назад +27

    0:56 - *two years later, eyes still glued to the video to avoid a bailiff tackle*

  • @Zekonos1
    @Zekonos1 3 года назад +62

    "thinking like a lawyer may cause... extreme arrogance" LMFAO

  • @dbert1024
    @dbert1024 3 года назад +214

    I can’t believe the channel’s resident dog isn’t a LegalBeagle

  • @scootergirl3662
    @scootergirl3662 3 года назад +89

    The first fact we could start with with “antifa infiltrator” guy is that there a little something called “voice memos” on your phone. Or is he going to say he doesn’t have a phone because antifa would bug it?

    • @kemalasaridina1898
      @kemalasaridina1898 3 года назад +14

      There are people saying he actually recorded the conference but it only showed his voice lmao 😂😂

    • @jacqlynberkoh2175
      @jacqlynberkoh2175 2 года назад +2

      @@kemalasaridina1898 omg😂. Just him talking to himself but changing his tone and pitch every now and then.

  • @M644theawesome
    @M644theawesome 3 года назад +35

    "what are you gonna do, sue me for a billion dollars, oh for 1.3 billion" That is how you know that they are serious

  • @vhs3760
    @vhs3760 3 года назад +155

    Devin: ....actual malice
    me: oh nice, something legal language makes no sense to me but i think i can understand this
    Devin: this has nothing to do with ill will!
    me: shit

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid bhs

    • @thepenguin9
      @thepenguin9 3 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku spam?

    • @dpc4548
      @dpc4548 3 года назад +4

      @@thepenguin9 Yea, she spams here all the time.

    • @KaiHenningsen
      @KaiHenningsen 3 года назад +3

      Except, it kind of does, if you actually listen to the detailed description he gives. If you just don't care about the actual facts, that certainly does sound like ill will or actual malice (in the non-legal sense) to me.

  • @carlables
    @carlables 3 года назад +13

    “Do not taunt happy fun ball.” 🤣🤣 thanks for the fun additions to the legal disclaimer.

  • @JanEikeK
    @JanEikeK 3 года назад +72

    Response to Smartmatic-Lawsuit: "My client is, and has for a long time been, a believer in the reality of flat earth..." XD

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 3 года назад +16

      We all know the earth isn't flat; if it was then cats would have knocked everything off by now.

  • @chrysshart
    @chrysshart 3 года назад +97

    That is both the most I've ever read a Legal Disclaimer, it's the most fun I've had while doing so. XD

  • @generallylevel-headed9671
    @generallylevel-headed9671 3 года назад +108

    "They're gonna argue Sidney Powel was in it for the money-"
    *Ad begins playing*
    After ad plays, a video if rolling money plays with a "cha-ching!" sound
    Well played

  • @Eira_
    @Eira_ 3 года назад +167

    "Conspiracy theories about Dr. Coomer"
    "Look Gordon! Voting machines! We can use these to rig the election!"

    • @DoodTheDoodler
      @DoodTheDoodler 3 года назад +16

      Holly is just behind everything, isn't she?

    • @Nosajsom
      @Nosajsom 3 года назад +11

      I'm so happy I'm not the only one that made that connection

    • @skye5637
      @skye5637 3 года назад +6

      25 play coins to rig the election! garden, feed me my coins

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 3 года назад +1

      Hello, Gordon

    • @nutntubear
      @nutntubear 3 года назад +4

      Hello, Gordon!

  • @omochatoshite
    @omochatoshite 3 года назад +22

    As an Australian lawyer, I’m really enjoying your videos and learning about the American process. One thing I’ve always found strange is the fact you can attribute any number to your damages in the complaint. Our claims require that the originating motions/complaints already contain the particulars of how the Plaintiffs arrive at the damages sought. And also that people can apparently make any ol’ claim without there being a proper basis?

    • @guysabol8743
      @guysabol8743 Год назад

      In the suit with Netscape Navagator ( N/N) v Microsoft(M/S), N N sued M/S for them not allowing thee use of N/N on any of their Ps. They only used M/S Explorer. It took 15 years for N/N to get them thru courts..M/S delayed for misapplication of one PERIOD. in one line of one suit! The ending WAS N/N won the LAwsuit and M/S had to pay arrears to the tune of ::ahem:: $215K. That was a slight slap on the wrist of M/S. I should have been $215M !

  • @TheMissingLink2
    @TheMissingLink2 3 года назад +267

    Anyone else actually read the legal disclaimer? Hilarious.
    "Don't stop believing."
    "Don't stop watching this video or the baliff will tackle you."
    "Do not summon the kraken."
    Ha. When will My Legal Eagle be hitting the market? I want 10!

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder 3 года назад +20

      Does pausing the video to read the disclaimer count as stopping watching the video? I am asking since the baliff is already looking at me.

    • @SI-fz1zv
      @SI-fz1zv 3 года назад +4

      you forgot, "DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL"

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 3 года назад +1

      I was just missing "Do not disturb the water"

    • @TheNr0
      @TheNr0 3 года назад

      i had to look up "loquacity"

    • @Misterobozo1
      @Misterobozo1 3 года назад

      Who is Happy Fun Ball?

  • @mdogg95
    @mdogg95 3 года назад +38

    "Do not taunt happy fun ball." Wow, now that's a throwback.

  • @_JayRamsey_
    @_JayRamsey_ 3 года назад +34

    A full video! Love the shorts, but I'm really looking forward to this.

    • @johmyh14
      @johmyh14 3 года назад +1

      I am not a fan of the shorts.
      They are..too short, even the longer..shorts

  • @svenlopez3120
    @svenlopez3120 3 года назад +27

    The dancing women during the chastity part was pure genius

  • @Donttrustthatburger5144
    @Donttrustthatburger5144 3 года назад +37

    I've been an auditor since 2015. That's the best "legal disclaimer" I've ever read

  • @brianbeswick
    @brianbeswick 3 года назад +89

    Wait... by continuing to watch I’m bound by the terms and conditions of the legal disclaimer, but the legal disclaimer threatens to have me tackled by the bailiff if I don’t continue watching. Doesn’t that mean I’m being forced into a contract under duress???!!! I’d get Legal Eagle on this but there’s a conflict on interest!
    #LegalCatch22?

    • @antoniojohnson104
      @antoniojohnson104 3 года назад +5

      Brilliant sir I watched the video where he said that too 😂

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 3 года назад +8

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 You are, in fact, correct. The contract is void (I think, it might just be voidable, I always have a hard time with those two)

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 3 года назад +51

    I needed that dose of comedy at the beginning with Gollum 😂

  • @somethinlike23
    @somethinlike23 3 года назад +41

    Would love to see a video on the "unchaste" cases that have happened.

    • @becomingachristian
      @becomingachristian 3 года назад +2

      We need an unchaste research team

    • @putler965
      @putler965 2 года назад +5

      It tends to go hand in hand with the loathsome disease category.

  • @dingolord9148
    @dingolord9148 3 года назад +111

    Who else read the “legal disclaimer”?

    • @IanDoesMagic
      @IanDoesMagic 3 года назад +11

      I'm laughing my ass off.

    • @susantummon3463
      @susantummon3463 3 года назад +7

      I did. Having watched enough legal eagle videos to know...always read the disclaimer. Was very funny!

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 3 года назад +4

      It's brilliant.

    • @owlman145
      @owlman145 3 года назад +3

      I wouldn't dare skip it

    • @SilverKnight16
      @SilverKnight16 3 года назад +5

      *DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL.*
      I read that in Phil Hartman's voice, too.

  • @corwin32
    @corwin32 3 года назад +143

    “Antifa conference call”. Lord. Like they’re the Legion of Doom.

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 3 года назад +16

      They're really great hosts, actually. Helped us push our much-vaunted, successful Shadow-Queer and Baby-Killing agenda.

    • @Tymbus
      @Tymbus 3 года назад +5

      Or even exist as a group

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 3 года назад +9

      @@RaptorJesus And now? We're gonna start a riot so we can loot some pizza and beer. I'm starving after all us ANTIFA folk killed all those babies.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 3 года назад +8

      @@steele_heart77 Nice try, narc. A real sworn member would just eat the babies.

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 3 года назад +1

      @@johnladuke6475 Ah, yes. I prefer mine char-broiled.

  • @C.L.Hinton
    @C.L.Hinton 3 года назад +20

    "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball." Immediate thumbs up. Bless you for the good works you are doing, good sir!

    • @seal869
      @seal869 3 года назад +2

      All time greatest Easter egg in a pseudo-disclaimer. Fantastic. I love the guy so much more now.

  • @FeyPhantom
    @FeyPhantom 3 года назад +21

    Unfortunately, I died laughing reading the disclaimer. Would've liked to see the rest of the video before keeling over.

  • @LeviathanTamer31
    @LeviathanTamer31 3 года назад +127

    Me: *Reads the Terms and Conditions* "I accept these Terms and Conditions."
    Also Me: Hehehehe *SUMMONS THE KRAKEN*

    • @johndoe-ek1qs
      @johndoe-ek1qs 3 года назад +3

      Lol I'm *KRAKEN* up! 😉

    • @Imasuky
      @Imasuky 3 года назад +6

      He'll be seeing you in court then.

    • @acastanza
      @acastanza 3 года назад

      "I'll see you in.... binding arbitration"

  • @MethSloth
    @MethSloth 3 года назад +206

    "We infiltrated Antifa and now we're infiltrating the Avengers!"

    • @ewilano649
      @ewilano649 3 года назад +25

      So they are basically budget Hydra?

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 3 года назад +28

      @@ewilano649 Well, Hydra were just Nazis with super tech, soooo...

    • @M_M_ODonnell
      @M_M_ODonnell 3 года назад +10

      ...except the Avengers are actually an organization, if fictional.

    • @linda1lee2
      @linda1lee2 3 года назад +8

      @@drpibisback7680 And Hydra is more competent, successfully infiltrating S.H.I.E.L.D..

    • @WCM1945
      @WCM1945 3 года назад +7

      @@M_M_ODonnell The version of antifa that the conspirophiles are always scapegoating is fictional, too.

  • @ajwindle
    @ajwindle 3 года назад +50

    Any chance you’d consider reviewing the Free Brittany documentary? I’d love to hear a lawyers perspective on the doc and her conservatorship situation.

  • @TheActualNews
    @TheActualNews 3 года назад +71

    OAN: In a shocking new development, Dominion voting machine has turned out to be Antifa member in cardboard box!

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 2 года назад +6

      Not just any member! It was actually Eric himself!
      “I made *effing* sure I was inside every dominion voting machine.” (Effing means very very btw.)

  • @OldDemonTooth
    @OldDemonTooth 3 года назад +79

    "Do not taunt happy fun ball."
    -Classic SNL reference. Nice.

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 года назад +1

      I make reference to Happy Fun Ball so effing often and nobody ever effing knows what I’m talking about.

    • @markcites1841
      @markcites1841 3 года назад

      @@MrRyan-wu4jx Same here. Especially during arcane conversation and then just walk away.

  • @VirtualBoy500
    @VirtualBoy500 3 года назад +55

    At some point, someone working on this video had to Google something like, "dancing stripper stock image .gif"

    • @whoami1449
      @whoami1449 3 года назад +4

      Or maybe its legal eagle's personal collectipn

    • @nihilistic9927
      @nihilistic9927 3 года назад +1

      No, it's legal eagle themself filming the gif

    • @whoami1449
      @whoami1449 3 года назад +4

      @@nihilistic9927 ahhh yes
      That way he can file that as job spending and got it deducted from tax
      Smart

  • @NotTheSameAsIWas
    @NotTheSameAsIWas 3 года назад +14

    I love when Devon tells me "as you probably know" and then continues with some crazy or technical information that I didn't know. It makes me feel like he thinks I'm smarter than I actually am. That's a perception I'm totally fine with.

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 3 года назад

      He seems to be speaking with the impression that his viewers remember his past videos

  • @jaysmith1685
    @jaysmith1685 3 года назад +16

    "I don't believe in anything anymore, I'm going to law school. " -Jimbo, the Simpsons

  • @zanforian
    @zanforian 3 года назад +26

    "Do not taunt happy funball" excellent, perfect.

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 3 года назад

      I didn’t think Devin was old enough to have watched SNL back when it was funny. So happy to see him make that reference!

    • @brimeetsbooks
      @brimeetsbooks 3 года назад +1

      @@jpe1 They also play that sketch in best-of compilations.

  • @dimerization
    @dimerization 3 года назад +112

    Love the concept of Antifa being an organization that hosts conference calls with high level management at Dominion

    • @michaelwerkov3438
      @michaelwerkov3438 3 года назад +17

      they should be creative fiction writers, honestly. theyre terrible with the real world, but great with fanciful made up shit

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 3 года назад +15

      @@michaelwerkov3438 that would require character writing, arcs, and in-depth looks at human psychology.

    • @michaelwerkov3438
      @michaelwerkov3438 3 года назад +2

      @@silentdrew7636 i still say we push for it for the secondary and tertiary benefits: studies over the last decade or so have shown that reading character fiction can actually teach and reinforce empathy.
      so, in my professional opinion, the play needs to be: swap out their real power for imagined power, coax them into writing fiction since its what theyre good at.... and the pray real real real hard to the gods i dont believe in that the more ridiculous stories they write, they might accidentally grow a conscience and some empathy

    • @AlwaysAC
      @AlwaysAC 3 года назад +8

      @@michaelwerkov3438 the whole Q thing is actually a quite spectacular work of fiction. There are currently those who believe that DC is a separate nation and Biden is being allowed to think he’s in charge but all high level democrats and, for some reason, the pope have been arrested and are awaiting execution. Amazing fiction

    • @CitanulsPumpkin
      @CitanulsPumpkin 3 года назад

      @@AlwaysAC pretty sure they just stole that whole plot line from the South Park episode that explained why Christians celebrate the death of the messiah by coloring eggs and having grown men dress like rabbit furries.

  • @MastaDJMax
    @MastaDJMax 3 года назад +72

    Digital Homicide, take note: THIS is what defamation looks like

    • @julianharmse8705
      @julianharmse8705 3 года назад +8

      I immediately thought of them when I read the title of the video

    • @MrLunithy
      @MrLunithy 3 года назад +8

      YAY for Jim!.

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 3 года назад +8

      Thank God for Jim!

    • @Zach-h2l
      @Zach-h2l 3 года назад +1

      aw man, I know they're not American but you just know those guys were rooting for trump and giuliani and powell and all them

    • @MastaDJMax
      @MastaDJMax 3 года назад +1

      @@Zach-h2l do not care.

  • @AnthonyCJW
    @AnthonyCJW 3 года назад +3

    "DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL", ahaha love the reference!

  • @paddyokearney
    @paddyokearney 3 года назад +91

    Never thought I'd want a corporation to win a lawsuit so bad before, strange new territory we're entering in 2021.

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 3 года назад +4

      Perhaps you're on the wrong side

    • @paddyokearney
      @paddyokearney 3 года назад +16

      @@drew7155 perhaps, there are folks out there who have lied so utterly and fabricated so much nonsense for their own personal gain, that that has lead to me to the place where I'd make that statement. Consequences for one's actions and all that.

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 3 года назад +2

      @@paddyokearney perhaps, just throwing this out there, you have been led to believe lies, and you are so convinced by those lies you are willing to disregard all the values you once believed

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 3 года назад

      Or nah? Eff Trump?

    • @drew7155
      @drew7155 3 года назад +1

      Just food for thought.... maybe the same people that effed Bernie, twice, are the same people who effed Trump. Just throwing that out there

  • @chantolove
    @chantolove 3 года назад +39

    This video: about the voting machine lawsuits
    My takeaway: PLUSHIES!!! EAGLE PLUSHIES!!! TINY BIRD IN A TINY SUIT!!!

    • @catc8927
      @catc8927 3 года назад +3

      Stuffed with shredded legal documents and worn out Indochino clothing! Eco friendly and adorable! I want a My Legal Eagle!

  • @gtoger
    @gtoger 3 года назад +280

    9:45 Do you have to be a lawyer to have this desk?

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 3 года назад +3

      Looks like a parking lot in Deep Ellum I watch sometimes...

    • @darrencervi9901
      @darrencervi9901 3 года назад +6

      Really desk? What about that book shelf :)? Or is it a Harvard Law School library Green Screen :)

    • @MushookieMan
      @MushookieMan 3 года назад +8

      Back in the year 2000 everybody had widgets like that on their desktop.

    • @faceofsarcasm4947
      @faceofsarcasm4947 3 года назад +16

      I'm pretty sure those desks are soul bound and are passed on to whoever frees their soul. I got one from my boss just after I chucked him out the third story window on to his car below. There was a bunch of bright lights and a booming voice stating the desk was mine, so it felt pretty legit. There was also something or other about blood donations and sacrifice or whatever, but I was more focused on how I didn't have to work the rest of the Saturday. Anyway, I keep seeing images of my death in my dreams and whenever I spill coffee on the desk. Never when, only how. Green-screened dancing women stab a green sword through my ribcage before fading away.
      Hope this helps!

    • @sofiadragon6520
      @sofiadragon6520 3 года назад +7

      I acquired a lovely wooden desk upon sacrificing my sanity to the gods of fiction writing and taking up a job as a copy editor while trying to write my own book. It does not have tiny dancers on it, but it does have resin figurines of various fantasy/ D&D style types.

  • @danoptic
    @danoptic 3 года назад +6

    This is the first of your videos that I have watched. It's a pleasure to be in the presence of a first class mind. Thank you.

  • @chantolove
    @chantolove 3 года назад +106

    You keep saying “Dr. Coomer” and expecting me not to make half life jokes

    • @Fawful0
      @Fawful0 3 года назад +13

      Look Gordon, votes! We can use them for big tricks- HELP ME GORDON

    • @rileyblack5426
      @rileyblack5426 3 года назад +10

      HELLO, GORDON

    • @missaisohee
      @missaisohee 3 года назад

      I don't get the reference. Can somebody explain?

    • @_Agent_Adam
      @_Agent_Adam 3 года назад +2

      @@missaisohee It's a reference to Half-Life VR but the AI is Self Aware

    • @unlawfulcoconut7291
      @unlawfulcoconut7291 3 года назад +1

      WE CAN USE THESE TO HELP WITH PITS!

  • @Sorenzo
    @Sorenzo 3 года назад +68

    "The greatest crime in the life of the world."
    Apparently, worse than the slave trade, the Holocaust, and Genghis Khan's destruction of everything between, and including, the Song and Abbasid dynasties.

    • @gaynorvaderable
      @gaynorvaderable 3 года назад +17

      And nuking 2 civilian targets

    • @LordDarthHarry
      @LordDarthHarry 3 года назад +3

      @@gaynorvaderable Shows what you know about history.
      Hiroshima had an Army and Marine HQ, a military supply depot and was a major port.
      Nagasaki mas a major industrial center for military equipment and a shipyard.

    • @foolishmuleth6757
      @foolishmuleth6757 3 года назад +6

      @@LordDarthHarry And civilians ontop of nuclear fallout which spread out from those cities

    • @LordDarthHarry
      @LordDarthHarry 3 года назад +2

      @@foolishmuleth6757 Of course. But people act like those 2 cities were just picked at random and Japan was some innocent victim.

    • @eattherich9215
      @eattherich9215 3 года назад

      Powell is clearly not a history major.

  • @robbes7rh
    @robbes7rh 3 года назад +9

    I don't get how these attorneys, Sidney Powel, Giuliani, et al thought they could get away with this. It is hard to imagine a clearer case of defamation, especially for Smartmatic which only was used in Los Angeles county.

  • @perfectlyfine1675
    @perfectlyfine1675 3 года назад +18

    I can't believe that there's a man named "Eric Coomer"

  • @MrAndarian
    @MrAndarian 3 года назад +56

    Me: Pauses the video to feed cats
    Also me: Instantly tackled by the bailiff.

    • @clariidfisherman3702
      @clariidfisherman3702 3 года назад +2

      I'd rather get tackled by a hundred bailiffs than to be a minute late feeding Mr Fluffles

    • @denis197534
      @denis197534 3 года назад

      Just once I want to see Byrd from judge judy tackle someone...

  • @NetherStray
    @NetherStray 3 года назад +25

    Can I just say how goddamn crazy it is that Doctor Coomer is an actual person in a serious situation and not just a character with a stupid memey name in an insane RP stream of Half Life 1 like seriously what happened to the world

  • @darrenstevenson8119
    @darrenstevenson8119 3 года назад +41

    "Who's Eric? He's the Dominion guy" no proof in that statement to say that Eric works for dominion or is indeed Eric Comer

    • @purplelibraryguy8729
      @purplelibraryguy8729 3 года назад +9

      That's not very relevant. It's not like that supposed phone call really existed in the first place. The guy who claimed it did then went on to claim repeatedly that it was (must have been) Eric Comer in the "phone call", but the causality goes the other way--he wanted to make allegations about Eric Comer, so he made up a "phone call" which said stuff that was as specific as he thought would sound plausible. The "phone call" only didn't have someone saying "And now, allow me to introduce Eric Comer, the Such-and-Such of Dominion, so that he can incriminate himself" because that would be obviously ridiculous.

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 3 года назад

      @@droughttolerant9334 ah yes, nothing i trust more than truenewshub, it says what it is on the tin, like my favourite cereal, asbestos-free cereal