So, Pearl saved the world twice. And not only that, she also did a 5-hours worth session of Shopping and met the Goddess of Shopping in 3 minutes. Amazing!
Pearl's dad be like: I don't know why by 21 year old daughter just called me from space to borrow my credit card then she bought 11 department stores... what's wrong with my life?
@@inkeaton Different countries have drinking laws. Take the UK for example. They only allow people to drink when they turn 18 sooooo if Marina goes to the UK she could drink but in the USA she can't.
0:15 "and don't go into places where underage people aren't accepted" "but 3 years older than you" "nice joke" "no seriously" *PULLS OUT RANDOM ARTICLE FROM THE PORTALVERSE* 🤠
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So, Pearl saved the world twice.
And not only that, she also did a 5-hours worth session of Shopping and met the Goddess of Shopping in 3 minutes.
Amazing!
Marty and she's 21
She also has an N-Word pass. Truly the ultimate living being.
"I just saved the world from a terrible future"
"ok cool"
"And people will be too lazy to go outside"
This man
Almost guessed
Quarantine.
HE WAS SO CLOSE
"People will stay home and order online"
Did she just predict coronavirus
Cegletta MW ikr that’s what I was thinking
i dont think so, she mentions that people will be simply too lazy to go shopping instead of an epidemic spreading all across the globe/disc
@@arekrekas213 at least they both follow the same effect
Hol up
Gamemaster WUT Ah, mister woomy United today sir, I SQUID PARTY IN RANKED!
1:22 "In a near future, all department stores will close because people are too lazy to go outside.."
This quote aged well. Definitely.
Pearl = Amy confirmed at that speed
Fun fact: Pearl designed camp triggerfish and just a legit question what to you think of the teaser image on the splatoon twitter account
You mean the salmon one? I don't really have any opinion about that, but I think they are slowly turning splatoon into a singleplayer game
TomWiz I think that that would be kinda cool tbh I would like a great multi and single player tho
Fi the eevee same
Fi the eevee yeah, to be honest i don’t have nothing against a singleplayer only splatoon
Im pretty sure it was her dad that designed camp triggerfish.
The two dislikes are from two of the managers of the department stores Pearl bought
It worked out perfectly because it has 11 dislikes now
@@wijo6234 now there are zero dislikes because RUclips removed them
0:47 Marina what are your ambitions?...
Is she wanting to end humanity as we know it
Next episode Marina gets drafted into WW3
Do you think she’ll win because she can make big machines and all that tech stuff?
I am looking forward into this, and i think yes, she will win the war, she is one of the finest octoling
Wouldn't it be WW6?
As a Splatoon lore obsesser, I'm pretty sure the humans had five world wars.
"in the near future, all department stores willmclose because people are too lazy to go outside..."
covid-19: correct.
How didn’t you not know Pearl is 21 all this time
Edit: I’m asking myself why is Bayonetta the shopping goddess and not Pokemon’s protag tho
I didn't know it...
Edit: oh, ok
In Bayonetta 2 the game ends and starts with Bayonetta shopping that may be the reason why.
Mirwak Sho oh, thanks
The 10 dislikes are from the shopping managers of the stores.
At least *one* of the store managers actually likes what Pearl did, lol.
you guys are getting dislikes?
Pearl is a fucking mood I swear
I want to go shopping with the godddest
Pearl's dad be like: I don't know why by 21 year old daughter just called me from space to borrow my credit card then she bought 11 department stores... what's wrong with my life?
I like how Marina's seat is the huge ones you have for kids lmao
You’re telling me that Pearl can drink but Marina can’t?
*wait Marina’s only 18?*
Also Pearl is 21 so.....she can drink
It dependa from where She lives
@@inkeaton Different countries have drinking laws.
Take the UK for example. They only allow people to drink when they turn 18 sooooo if Marina goes to the UK she could drink but in the USA she can't.
0:15 "and don't go into places where underage people aren't accepted" "but 3 years older than you" "nice joke" "no seriously" *PULLS OUT RANDOM ARTICLE FROM THE PORTALVERSE* 🤠
2:09 when you defeat the evil team in pokemon and return home to see your Mom!
Wow! Bayonetta and splatoon are my 2 almost favorite game series! I haven't played either though.
Marina being flipped is so cursed, the hair is just wrong
Escape from the city made this so much better
Therapist : reverted marina can’t hurt you it’s isn’t real
Reverted Marina 0:50
Ah yes Bayonetta, Cereza, THE GODDESS OF SHOPPING
It’s cherry for Spanish
"Stores will close because people will be to lazy to go outside and order stuff online"
Same problem, different reason
“Oh so you are 21?” I immediately thought
“Oh sht so she is old enough to drink-“
love how bayonetta was the great shopping goddess
1:18 Foreshadowing
Well at least where I live.
0:45
I CAN'T
WHY IS MARINA REVERSED SO CURSED SHE LITERALLY JUST CHANGED HER HAIRLINE AHHHHH
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S T O N K S
Stonks 📈
Pearl = Everyone shopping before coronavirus Marina = Everyone shopping during coronavirus Shopping goddess = C O R O N A V I R U S
Driver:
Pearl
Pedestrians hit:
a dozen
Wait 0:53 80 types of cancer
Truly amazing
Bayonetta as god of shopping 😂
Never have i subscribed to a channel only watching a single video of it until now
This Channel has not failed me yet to make me not laugh every video
I honestly thought the key was the n-word pass marina lended pearl
1:07 "it is i"
I love how bayonetta is the goddess of shopping bc thats how the 2nd game starts
All of your videos are my type of kINK
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Karens: 0:44
I get confused how my little cousin can watch monster high dolls and be entertained but at the same time this is what I watch
ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
this video is now relevant because people barely shop anymore because the cough cough
1:34 I'm calling it here the next Iphone will be the iphone infinite.
I liked the part where pearl went shopping
GUESS WHAT GUYS
I got exposed to 5G, and now i'm T posing for the rest of my existence.
Lol,I never knew Pearl was a 21 year old woman.
The Goddess of Shopping is Bayoneta from Smash Bros. Ultimate
Fun fact, a Mcdonald's salad has more calories than a big mac.
I think Bayonetta can stop this on her own because you see how she whooped ass in Smash 4
Truly a cinematic masterpiece.
I like how all Marina got was a HDMI cable
Pearl is the secret SONIC BOSS
Looks like she equipped her run speed up here
*goddess of shopping*
shopping around at the speed of sound
The legend of bayonetta!
Pearl didn’t save the world cause now we’re self quarantined.
So you are one of them people Marina? 0:47
Pearls whole life is literally shopping
Oh wow. Who knew Pearl had a Rav 4
Dude Pearl IS 21 and could Just buy the whole mall in a minute.
pearl has failed to save us from COVID-19
1:21 ...o-o...
Pedestrians hit:
*A Dozen*
bayonetta predicting covid quarantine omg
Tomwiz predicted the future!
This is excatly what is happening now, in quarantine
The Splatoon 3 DLC
0:47 Oh great so Marina is a anti 5G Karen?
This teaches me that inklings are adults octolings are kids
The McDonald's Salad has more calories than a big mac.
Marina don’t care 😂😂
*GOTTA GO SHOP.*
Hit Pedestrians: A Dozen
Me:
ok cool
marina has gamer chair
I had no idea Pearl was older than Marina what
11 dislikes and petal bought 11 department stores NANI
We mistake pearl for a chum
I have failed no Mac March many times and never noticed
Pearl in the background
Omg this was amazing
This is so stupid! It gives me a great time.
I love this
I’m confused as to how humans, Inklings, and Octolings are all in a mall
The No Mac March isn't real, right?
Yes it is from now. You don't go to McDonald during March
@@TomWiz I'm sure I will miss some great toy in the Happy Meal but I gotta do what man has to do 😫💕
yes
Dogeonetta
this didn't aged well
This vid = corona lol
HE CONFIRMS CORONOVIRUS
This is funny
Weird yet dummy at se time
Vroom vroom
What do you use/app to do this video
The One in the thumbnail Is a 2008 Toyota corolla?
It’s march 30th-