Today I learned that fish heads covered with tuna blood is the most effective shark repellant on Earth. I'm going to go give that a try one of these days.
At first I was going to say "Isn't that just petty theft?" Then I remembered why your ancestors got transported for in the first place and realized... "Guess it is tradition then..."
Well hes secretly keep parts of his households last longer bcs the older ones keep being replaced by newer ones. The monetizations keeping those hinge, bolts and gears always new lol
I feel like you've missed a trick here. You've made steel-toed crocs that are probably definitely shark proof, and you had all that 5mm sheet metal, so why not just attach the steel to the wetsuit?
🍕 > 🦈, let me elaborate. According to 'I did a thing', there are 355 pizza related deaths every year, with only 3 fatal shark attacks in australia He also used fabric impenetrable by shark teeth, which could only be cut by an industrial grade pizza cutter
So, of you want to swim with sharks without all the DIY hassle... Just order a load of pizza and gaffer tape them to your wetsuit... The stats don't lie.
I completely agree with this perpetuation on the new sport of steak swimming, finally a mainstream RUclipsr to introduce this recreational sport to the public.
Some fabric actually snaps needles. Especially in machines. My mom sews. I hate hand stitching leather with an awl. Well it's not bad but takes too long
7:23 yeah sharks aren't really interested in dead things and they tend to prefer when things splash around and move a bunch because that indicates to them that there's something alive and worth looking into around
At 8:10 I saw the rebar sticking from the sides of the door and thought, "wouldn't somsone be able to just hold the side of the door, and swing around the rebar?" *8 seconds later* "welp, that answers that."
Medicine student here: those fabrics are designed to protect you from only one of the two main mechanisms of trauma: the penetration, which causes a lot of damage. In a shark bite though, the blunt force trauma would still leave you bleeding internally, which is a lot of fun. Great vid as always!
Biology enthusiast here, although what you say is true, sharks regularly don't rely on bite force as much as they rely on the slicing action of sideways bite movement, they have big jaw muscles but they rarely use the full capacity of them simply because they don't need to, their teeth are sharp enough to do most of the work without that much force applied behind them
Yeah, that was what bugged me in this otherwise awesome video. Simpler said, even if the teeth will not PIERCE through the suit, the shark bite's power alone is enough to damage your body through the fabric since it's not rigid, pressing on your body. To be fully protected from a shark bite, you'd have to find a way of making a rigid suit able to both resist being pierced and resist a 4000 psi bite. Good luck!
So i didnt put this info in the video for some reason but apparently 90% of shark bite deaths are from blood loss. So yeah obviously if i 5 meter great white grabs you it will still squeez you to death but otherwise this would help reduce the depth of cuts a lot.
My favorite part about this channel is that even when one invention is a failure, there's always another invention that is much more extravagant than the original idea for the video. He didn't have to put so much aesthetic into the Shark bite machine but ended up making a much crazier looking machine than the Shark proof suit
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear aq
@@Oscar4u69 Funnily enough some company made a small tent hammock thing that can also be converted into a raincoat... somehow this absurd and niche idea has actually been made before. Humans are weird.
@@StuffandThings_ As weird as a combination as that sounds that seems pretty reasonable. I could see that being pretty handy for people who go camping a lot.
I just wanted to thank you so much for this amazing idea. Living in Oklahoma U.S. I often feel overwhelming anxiety about shark attacks. It often makes it difficult to do laundry or even do the dishes. My wife doesnt seem to understand. I had lost all hope but now know that that someday I could rest easy knowing the risk of a shark attack would be mitigated to a rough gummer.
I completely agree Jason except I live the state above you in Kansas and here it isnt sharks in our dish water but Sharknado's as it had just came into season for them and I have been deeply traumatized by them ever since 2009 when we had a tree fall on our house from one
Originally I was just searching for 3-D printer content but luckily the algorithm brought me here. Now this is quickly becoming my favorite RUclips channel by far. I can’t decide if it’s the low-key dark humor or the fascinating scientific and engineering aspects of the content but either way I’m hooked. 😂
14:30 Don't sharks go for a test bite to see if what they are attacking is edible and usually don't attack humans further upon realising that they taste weird? Surely that would deter them after the first bite
I do think he does all this dangerous looking stuff, then only relises it was so dangerous during the editing, then pretty much saying "yeah I'm an idiot". I do love some needless danger though.
The ammount of effort and time you put on to these videos is surreal and all are entertaining to watch, they show how much creativity and sense of humour you have.
The circular saw was amazing because your reaction makes it immediately clear that this was obviously a terrible idea, but a rare instance of you not knowing that ahead of time.
Lol, I work on a drop saw and tensed up the second he cut to the shot of fabric sitting unsecured under the blade... Being there in first person as one of those things suddenly grabs whatever you're cutting is no joke!
what a breath of fresh air. your edgy funny and not scared to say things that other tubers would touch with a 10 foot pole. you have gained a follower. love the videos
Lightning does strike at the same place twice eventually maybe probably already did because trees don’t make sound if not heard because loneliness is key.
I lost it for over two minutes. I went from laughing hysterically, to realizing I haven't genuinely laughed this hard since my fiancée left me so I started to genuinely cry, back to a healthier mentality of letting go of the past and crying again from just.. ya know, the whole reason why I'm writing this post, all without pause. Not concerned with what happens with this comment. Just, Thank you for that moment.
Thank you for this DYI video! i will surely try this myself, altho the biggest fish in my area is a pike. Could you next make "i made a bullet/blast/radiation/heat/cold/air/laser/meteorite-proof suit out of trift shop materials under 15 AUD" ? NordVPN sure protects me on internet, but i need protection IRL too.
Since it's been well established at this point that even though you're protected from the puncture you're not protected from the crush, perhaps you should also fill the suit with oobleck (or however it's spelled, ya know that weird jello stuff thats normally fluid but hardens the more kinetic energy that's applied to it. All the RUclipsrs were obsessed with it for a while). That might actually be a super cool suit if it was done right. A bit heavy but I mean comon it's fluid when youre moving and hard when you're hit. That's dank as hell!
Among other reasons listed, you wouldn't be able to move. While oobleck does remain a liquid when not under a shear force, the speed at which you need to move your arms, legs and just body in general to walk/swim would mean it would remain solid the whole time.
I’m sure the suit is more effective at stopping the shark from turning your arms to ribbons than anything. It’s better at stopping them from tearing up your body than just biting
You always have Atleast one joke that kills me lol that fatal shark attack I actually thought you felt remorse for your actions but when it said it gave you hope I laughed so loud
1:24 UHMWPE = Ultra-High-Molecular-Weight Polyethylene. It’s chemically equivalent to normal polyethylene (HDPE or LDPE), but the carbon chains are much longer resulting in much higher strength.
4:37 I love how he glosses over the fact that he already had scissors that can cut the stuff no problem lolllll, which would have completely negated 2 minutes of the video.
Great Whites are my favorite!! It's been a lifelong dream of mine, to see them in person, and swim with (near) them. But, they also terrify me. Everything about them strikes fear in my heart.
The wetsuit with the god damn knight’s armour would definitely help, but I have no doubt that it would crush your bones under it, cause maybe I’m just dumb, but I’m sure that sharks are way stronger than the machine you made (maybe) and with crushed bones, good luck swimming
Sharks don’t actually have crushing power in their jaws, the wounding power all comes from how sharp their teeth are and the thrashing motion they do when they’ve taken a bite of something so this suit is likely more effective than the tests show. This is why chain mail is so effective at preventing shark bites and I’m it seems like UHMWPE is even better. How much did all that material cost by the way? It couldn’t have been cheap.
I'm missing a finger from absentmindedly cleaning off my lawnmower while it was running, and on almost every one of these videos I find myself asking how he still isn't missing any digits.
Bro i love your vids! You got the comedy, cool shit that you make, and you obviously put a lot of work into the things you do to make the video or whatever your making, and you never have shoes on either which i feel like is iconic to your videos at this point lmaoo
Instead, make a regular wetsuit that just releases ammonia in lethal doses whenever you’re heart rate increases. I believe that could also shark proof the suit
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The best shark proof suit is staying on land. Sharks (hopefully) can't go on land
hm yes
landshark
I live in your backyard I come out at exactly at 4:02am for 3 milliseconds.
SURFSHARK
Today I learned that fish heads covered with tuna blood is the most effective shark repellant on Earth. I'm going to go give that a try one of these days.
Good luck if u succeed then it will be good if u don't then ⚰️
If only they made some sort of see through eye cover type thing 🤔
@@diobutcrack9754 I guess they'd be going into the forever box
@@phantomminer3293 yes they will
Hey wait what about the steak stuffed down your pants
good to see idat making a judicious use of the safety squints. safety is no joke!
Sheeeesh, it’s the resin channel!!
Sheeeesh it's the abusing interns chunnel
Sheeeesh, it's the Pressure Cannon Channel!
Could somebody explain what's happening?
@@knightlyshade98 sheeesh it's the guy who doesnt know the reference channel!
In case you missed the pear joke,
There is a great Aussie tradition of scanning avocados through the self serve as pears to get a mad discount
Loooool amazing
Thank you for sharing that. It's even more funny now.
ok, that explains that wierd pear... But 'industrial pizza cutter' still makes no sense to me...
@@theRUclipsHandleWell it works in the same way a pizza cutter works however its made for sheet metal so its ”industrial”
At first I was going to say "Isn't that just petty theft?"
Then I remembered why your ancestors got transported for in the first place and realized... "Guess it is tradition then..."
I love that this man just casually disassembles parts of his home for his projects
Well hes secretly keep parts of his households last longer bcs the older ones keep being replaced by newer ones. The monetizations keeping those hinge, bolts and gears always new lol
I love that he literally made a whole fucking bear trap when he was making the shark's mouth 😂😂💀
I feel like you've missed a trick here. You've made steel-toed crocs that are probably definitely shark proof, and you had all that 5mm sheet metal, so why not just attach the steel to the wetsuit?
People would think you are the shark !
Try swimming covered in sheet metal
@@jakeharris2344 breathing is a myth
@@williamrobinson6055 true if it wa real you would have to learn how
@@jakeharris2344 Ever heard of ships and submarines?
🍕 > 🦈, let me elaborate.
According to 'I did a thing', there are 355 pizza related deaths every year, with only 3 fatal shark attacks in australia
He also used fabric impenetrable by shark teeth, which could only be cut by an industrial grade pizza cutter
Pizza proof vest soon
So, of you want to swim with sharks without all the DIY hassle... Just order a load of pizza and gaffer tape them to your wetsuit... The stats don't lie.
You know, it's actually terrifying how many people die because of cows each year. They're gonna take over the world, just wait.
Genius
Scientifically, a pizza is much scarier than a shark.
i learned that if you put stab-proof fabric over a pear and stab it with shark teeth it turns into an avacado
Lol yaaa! 😆
i thinks its an ausie joke correct me if im rasist
Alchemy
You forgot about one small part, the crush. It may protect you from the teeth but it can still crush your bones into powder. *(If its an actual bite)*
Should’ve combined it with titanium plating, that way he would sink to the bottom of the ocean, where no sharks live.
Amem
just flex.
@not your damn business but how exactly would flexing help you with a 18,000 Newtons (18,000kgm/s²) bite
@@Infinus_ im just build different.
I completely agree with this perpetuation on the new sport of steak swimming, finally a mainstream RUclipsr to introduce this recreational sport to the public.
but only with steak right?
I would join the varsity steak swimming team
@@jackiou9525 depends on the division
@@greenyevo5017 I don't know what you've been seeing
Is it also possible to do this Sport as a vegan?
It’s all fun and games until the shark attacks you with a industrial grade pizza cutter
I like the idea of the cut-proof fabric just grabbing the needle and being like "Shh shh we don't do that here" before snapping it in half
Some fabric actually snaps needles. Especially in machines. My mom sews. I hate hand stitching leather with an awl. Well it's not bad but takes too long
7:23 yeah sharks aren't really interested in dead things and they tend to prefer when things splash around and move a bunch because that indicates to them that there's something alive and worth looking into around
I like how this video idea basically fell apart and turned into "Does industrial stab proof fabric work?"
yeah and then i just made an elaborate way of stabbing it
Idk, I think he proved his point, lol
"I probably shouldn't be teaching sharks that people shaped objects are filled with delicious fish"
I was wheezing🤣🤣 Love your sense of humor Alex😆
7:15 to 7:45
At 8:10 I saw the rebar sticking from the sides of the door and thought,
"wouldn't somsone be able to just hold the side of the door, and swing around the rebar?"
*8 seconds later*
"welp, that answers that."
this man is the definition of "never let them know your next move" and I LOVE IT
Medicine student here: those fabrics are designed to protect you from only one of the two main mechanisms of trauma: the penetration, which causes a lot of damage. In a shark bite though, the blunt force trauma would still leave you bleeding internally, which is a lot of fun.
Great vid as always!
High school student hoping to become a medicine student here:Easier to swim to shore with internal bleeding than a chunk of you missing i reckon.
Internal bleeding just means extra tissue fluid
Biology enthusiast here, although what you say is true, sharks regularly don't rely on bite force as much as they rely on the slicing action of sideways bite movement, they have big jaw muscles but they rarely use the full capacity of them simply because they don't need to, their teeth are sharp enough to do most of the work without that much force applied behind them
Yeah, that was what bugged me in this otherwise awesome video. Simpler said, even if the teeth will not PIERCE through the suit, the shark bite's power alone is enough to damage your body through the fabric since it's not rigid, pressing on your body. To be fully protected from a shark bite, you'd have to find a way of making a rigid suit able to both resist being pierced and resist a 4000 psi bite. Good luck!
So i didnt put this info in the video for some reason but apparently 90% of shark bite deaths are from blood loss. So yeah obviously if i 5 meter great white grabs you it will still squeez you to death but otherwise this would help reduce the depth of cuts a lot.
wow those kevlar scissors really came out at the perfect time
Loved your acting as the shark bud
incredible work as the water in this one
Awesome acting as the wetsuit
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
We need a new video my man! Don't tell the Fairbairns, but I'm more eager for your content now.. Get on it mate!
This man actually made a Street Sharks reference; on behalf of the 8 other people who watched that show, I commend you, good sir
But he missed to make a Landshark reference though!
@@Oroberus Get outof hear lAnDsHaRk. STREETSHARKS RULE THE STREETS
I love the re-occurring theme of him eating rubber.
in the part with him watching youtube you can see the video where the joke started
I like to chew on rubber but not eat it
It's been a long time though
My favorite part about this channel is that even when one invention is a failure, there's always another invention that is much more extravagant than the original idea for the video. He didn't have to put so much aesthetic into the Shark bite machine but ended up making a much crazier looking machine than the Shark proof suit
camping tent suit 😳👉👈
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear aq
@@Oscar4u69 Funnily enough some company made a small tent hammock thing that can also be converted into a raincoat... somehow this absurd and niche idea has actually been made before. Humans are weird.
@@StuffandThings_ As weird as a combination as that sounds that seems pretty reasonable. I could see that being pretty handy for people who go camping a lot.
. All we need is a wearable sleeping bag that is waterproof
I just wanted to thank you so much for this amazing idea. Living in Oklahoma U.S. I often feel overwhelming anxiety about shark attacks. It often makes it difficult to do laundry or even do the dishes. My wife doesnt seem to understand. I had lost all hope but now know that that someday I could rest easy knowing the risk of a shark attack would be mitigated to a rough gummer.
no worries mate
Those Oklahoma dishwasher sharks are no joke. Be safe out there!
I could have gone my whole life without the phrase "rough gummer," thanks
@@zackd519 I know right, now just imagine the danger of tornadoes in Sydney!
I completely agree Jason except I live the state above you in Kansas and here it isnt sharks in our dish water but Sharknado's as it had just came into season for them and I have been deeply traumatized by them ever since 2009 when we had a tree fall on our house from one
Originally I was just searching for 3-D printer content but luckily the algorithm brought me here. Now this is quickly becoming my favorite RUclips channel by far. I can’t decide if it’s the low-key dark humor or the fascinating scientific and engineering aspects of the content but either way I’m hooked. 😂
lowkey? brudda said he's jealous of a man getting mauled to death by a shark lmaooo he doesn't give a single fuck😂😂
Its probably the dark humour
The fact that making human-shaped shark bait is a genuine concern in his line of work is absolutely astounding 😂
This man has no limits. He can do anything. And his jokes are always on point
Yeah
Like a shark's teeth.
Indeed
he can't beat youtube trolls
ruclips.net/video/uME09PxhhzY/видео.html finally it's here.
I’m genuinely convinced this man can make anything
So true
🦍
To a low standard of course
@Don't read profile photo ok
@Don't read profile photo ok
14:30
Don't sharks go for a test bite to see if what they are attacking is edible and usually don't attack humans further upon realising that they taste weird? Surely that would deter them after the first bite
You know, I can't explain why, but you and your face expressions, as you feed a metal shark raw meats, are now core memories for me.
Swimmer: *dies from shark
Alex: “oh no… ANYWAYS”
There wasn’t even any oh no it was just “YES!”
Honestly I’m surprised our sad excuses for current affairs shows didn’t go after him for that.
nah he said "why him and not me?"
That happens about 5 times a year, even without Alex
The amount of stress that I feel each and every time I watch IDAT is immeasurable
Professional grade tomfoolery
nah, eating rubber glue and getting dangerously close to deadly objects is normal behaviour
The plasma cutter with no shoes sent me 💀
8:32
let cut some toe with a guillotine
The fact that he uses power tools w/o shoes is making me too stressed out to keep watching!
I subbed for the reason of how incredibly creative with your editing you are. Absolutely amazing work man
The humor, the editing, the invention 😂 I could never get tired of seeing this human
Finally, I can swim in my pool in australia without worrying about sharks
Frickin’ sharks always jumping fences getting into people’s pools. :(
it's a good thing they don't bite heads
ruclips.net/video/uME09PxhhzY/видео.html finally it's here.
@@puellanivis Is that how they get in?? I always thought they came through my drain.
@@linkedwinters WTF? You’re not using shark filters in your pool drains?!
*"if I slip I'll fall face first into it"*
This man makes my heart race.
How so? 😏
not in a good way lmaoo
Ayo? 😳
I do think he does all this dangerous looking stuff, then only relises it was so dangerous during the editing, then pretty much saying "yeah I'm an idiot".
I do love some needless danger though.
He's an accident waiting to happen... 😂
Little known fact Vin diesel did a street sharks commercial as his first acting gig
The ammount of effort and time you put on to these videos is surreal and all are entertaining to watch, they show how much creativity and sense of humour you have.
the integrated shark fin on the front of the wet suit was a really cool design choice!
Shark fin?? That's obviously the mountain from the nord vpn logo. You even get the blue background, when you take it for a swim...
@@Lisa-el7zo nah it was the pocket for his steak when he goes steak swimming
Thanks its hydrodynamic as well
seriously
I wonder what he used for that bulge😳
I just watched a man put a pear under a tarp and then pull out an avocado. He’s a magician
So I’m not the only one who saw that
@@laheylovesliquor4331 I don't know man, he said it was a pear, I think you're just seeing things...
they are also referred to as alligator pears so in a way… kinda not fully wrong
@@alexia7063 neil degrasse tyson said the earth was pear shaped, and he's right it look exactly like the earth so it must be a pear
It is always wonderful to see a person use his substantial technical abilities for the best possible benefit for humankind.
The hinge part got me in tears, that was so unexpected. Great work.
i need to make a "i did a thing" proof suit
An good sir
Not a
Found the shark
Easy, just wear some shoes. Perfect I did a thing repellent.
drew gooden pinned comment type comment
Literally translates as "i need to make a "i did something" lawsuit"
RUclips translate is obviously better than google one
The circular saw was amazing because your reaction makes it immediately clear that this was obviously a terrible idea, but a rare instance of you not knowing that ahead of time.
Lol, I work on a drop saw and tensed up the second he cut to the shot of fabric sitting unsecured under the blade... Being there in first person as one of those things suddenly grabs whatever you're cutting is no joke!
He 100% knew. There was nothing holding the fabric. No matter what he was cut it would have flew off
Your videos are treasures. They're this weird, wonderful mix of how-to, Jackass, education and standup comedy all rolled into one.
what a breath of fresh air. your edgy funny and not scared to say things that other tubers would touch with a 10 foot pole. you have gained a follower. love the videos
6:16
I think.... it gives you the best spots to NOT get attacked by a shark.
yeah maybe
@@Ididathing Yeah, sharks are like lightning, they never strike the same place twice.
Lightning does strike at the same place twice eventually maybe probably already did because trees don’t make sound if not heard because loneliness is key.
lighting strikes the same place more than twice
@@Dominick874 So true
I lost it for over two minutes. I went from laughing hysterically, to realizing I haven't genuinely laughed this hard since my fiancée left me so I started to genuinely cry, back to a healthier mentality of letting go of the past and crying again from just.. ya know, the whole reason why I'm writing this post, all without pause.
Not concerned with what happens with this comment. Just,
Thank you for that moment.
Dam...
glad to hear mate!
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@@obama9301 ratio
@@obama9301 L Bozo
I'm curious as to the difference in force between a real shark bite and that hydraulic shark. Great video, super funny 😆
Sharks like the great white do something like a test bite. It would be similar if not stronger than that but weaker than a full on shark bite.
9:19 if you look closely you can see he finally protecting those feet of his
Imagine going by his garage and just seeing this terrifing machine breaking bones
Cow bones no less, things which have to be something like 10 times stronger than a normal human femur
Those pesky sharks, always hanging about but SOMEHOW no where to be seen when you need them!
pretty sure he coulda bought a bear trap. but making one is more fun
the scene at 11:00 is insane - you genuinely can just make anything if you put your mind to it
and apparently that also applies to crazy people
He made a whole fake shark jaw when he could have bought a bear trap. Genius.
Where you even buy a bear trap?
@@julianrosas9134Bear trap store.
@@julianrosas9134 Bear Trapz R Us
@@julianrosas9134 Amazon
@@julianrosas9134 Bears n' Traps
Thank you for this DYI video! i will surely try this myself, altho the biggest fish in my area is a pike.
Could you next make "i made a bullet/blast/radiation/heat/cold/air/laser/meteorite-proof suit out of trift shop materials under 15 AUD" ? NordVPN sure protects me on internet, but i need protection IRL too.
Let me know if the pike can get through
@@Ididathing 🤣🤣
try a condom for some irl protection
@@Ididathing Order some uranium 238 from Amazon
try a hot wire cutter used for cutting foam. its just a wire that is shorted until its glowing red and used to burn/cut straight lines.
just stumble across your channel, this is the second video I watched in a row. You have a great sense for humor. Really made my day
man made himself a hammerhead shark without even realizing it at 1:52
i didnt even realise
Since it's been well established at this point that even though you're protected from the puncture you're not protected from the crush, perhaps you should also fill the suit with oobleck (or however it's spelled, ya know that weird jello stuff thats normally fluid but hardens the more kinetic energy that's applied to it. All the RUclipsrs were obsessed with it for a while). That might actually be a super cool suit if it was done right. A bit heavy but I mean comon it's fluid when youre moving and hard when you're hit. That's dank as hell!
Wouldn't really work in this case, the pressure is applied slowly so tmit would still sink in
“Dank” 💀
You've spelled it right
Wouldn't work that well since the kinetic energy would still be transferred to the wearer
Among other reasons listed, you wouldn't be able to move. While oobleck does remain a liquid when not under a shear force, the speed at which you need to move your arms, legs and just body in general to walk/swim would mean it would remain solid the whole time.
this man puts so much time and effort into every one of these incredible and pointless videos, we appreciate you sir
14:23 Was he thrusting? 💀
we can finally "sword fight" with sharks without concern. you have saved this timeline.
🤨
I like how you present pizza to be more dangerous than sharks than show yourself helping people partake in that dangerous activity 2:59
he wants that life insurance money
08:56 🤣😂 Dude is gonna use plasma cutter in bare feet, jeez this gives people anxiety
Dude, your commentary is sooo good. Underrated comedy genius.
3:38
"this stuff snaps needles like crazy."
The Fabrick: * *steals his needle and snaps it with alien-like appendages* *
xD
7:00 that shot is kinda fire ngl
I’m sure the suit is more effective at stopping the shark from turning your arms to ribbons than anything. It’s better at stopping them from tearing up your body than just biting
You always have Atleast one joke that kills me lol that fatal shark attack I actually thought you felt remorse for your actions but when it said it gave you hope I laughed so loud
The im not racist one is hillarious
4:05 „Glue a bit down, Go wa chu chu“
"Let me take the hinges off my door, so I can go outside and buy this..."
That had me in stitches!
14:41 funny how the shark can break a femur with more power than an porch *I broke my femur from a porch*
1:24 UHMWPE = Ultra-High-Molecular-Weight Polyethylene. It’s chemically equivalent to normal polyethylene (HDPE or LDPE), but the carbon chains are much longer resulting in much higher strength.
Idk if other people are as interested in polymers as I am. Probably not unless there are any material scientists here.
I mean- it’s cool!
(Even though I hardly know anything about materials XD)
Easy way to add holes for cloves of garlic.
i did exactly this
It really pisses me off when people talk about "shark-infested waters". Oooooh, look at me, I'm in a human-infested house!
Shame on you then
@@9SooS9 damn you're right
I'm glad you agree. We should stop eating sharks and start eating people
You got my sub for this. Not only was it funny, it as actually useful!
4:37 I love how he glosses over the fact that he already had scissors that can cut the stuff no problem lolllll, which would have completely negated 2 minutes of the video.
@12:07 holy shit someone else remembers Street Sharks?
Jawsome
7:41 omg 💀💀😂😂😂
Great Whites are my favorite!! It's been a lifelong dream of mine, to see them in person, and swim with (near) them. But, they also terrify me. Everything about them strikes fear in my heart.
The wetsuit with the god damn knight’s armour would definitely help, but I have no doubt that it would crush your bones under it, cause maybe I’m just dumb, but I’m sure that sharks are way stronger than the machine you made (maybe) and with crushed bones, good luck swimming
Random dude: **fckn’ dies**
I did a thing: *evil laugh*
Love how this went from making a wetsuit to making a hydraulic steel shark in his garage
Sharks don’t actually have crushing power in their jaws, the wounding power all comes from how sharp their teeth are and the thrashing motion they do when they’ve taken a bite of something so this suit is likely more effective than the tests show. This is why chain mail is so effective at preventing shark bites and I’m it seems like UHMWPE is even better. How much did all that material cost by the way? It couldn’t have been cheap.
wow, impressive, what an artisan. What a master of both humor and craft.
This man is a DIY God
Actually more a SUC god... X"D
man used this video as an excuse to make a super hero suit
Watching this video currently healing from a pretty bad saw injury (still have all 10 digits thankfully) gave me the absolute chills.
Unless you're new here, you should know how he is around power tools.
@@Xeridanus ur rude
I'm missing a finger from absentmindedly cleaning off my lawnmower while it was running, and on almost every one of these videos I find myself asking how he still isn't missing any digits.
13:40 bro!! what are those welds man! you make some cool stuff so im surprised those are sloppy like that! you're better than that
8:17 lol that gate has spikes around it to prevent people from getting on but Alex easily showed that you can still go around it.
Dude never fails to get a good laugh out of me 😂 thank you
thanks mate
7:36 that's why I love this channel, this kind of humor is rare in 2022
I think we should crush everything with this new 100% accurate shark head machine.
Wow! This video helped me to make a cool DIY automatic Shark Meat Cutter!!! Great for BBQ with the fam.
Dude just casually started using the pizza cutter like a fashion designing pro when I'm here struggling to guide easy fabric through my sewing machine
10:30 so that is JUST a bear trap
Bro i love your vids! You got the comedy, cool shit that you make, and you obviously put a lot of work into the things you do to make the video or whatever your making, and you never have shoes on either which i feel like is iconic to your videos at this point lmaoo
your intros are just beyond amazing
Instead, make a regular wetsuit that just releases ammonia in lethal doses whenever you’re heart rate increases. I believe that could also shark proof the suit
Anyone gonna point out that this man turned a pear into an avocado?
He's a magician
everybody knows that when things go wrong they go pear-shaped, but when pears go wrong they become avocado.
@@tehkill3r this guy gets it
It's because the teeth avocadon't get through.
Kangaroo Proof Suit when?? We need those more that shark proof ones in Australia