Worst Juicer Ever Created

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024
  • This is the greatest waste of money of All Time

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @ThomasG_
    @ThomasG_ 7 лет назад +33783

    This juicer is like a school project where the student added loads of pointless features just to get extra marks.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 7 лет назад +1836

      Thomas G
      Stop describing my grade five social studies project, it makes me feel bad

    • @xxxfirehuunterxxx
      @xxxfirehuunterxxx 7 лет назад +375

      Thomas G perfectly described fuck

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 7 лет назад +440

      Holy shit that's a perfect analogy lmao

    • @kennethokubo3435
      @kennethokubo3435 7 лет назад +82

      Thomas G like language classes*

    • @dharmang
      @dharmang 5 лет назад +123

      fuck no way lmao, i actually am in group for a pointless project for those fucking marks haha.

  • @jamesbott7914
    @jamesbott7914 4 года назад +14957

    “ yo can I borrow your juicero account?”

  • @austinr4551
    @austinr4551 5 лет назад +4889

    "The company’s founder, Doug Evans, who compared himself to Steve Jobs, had previously bragged that the juice press wielded four tons of force, and in the face of embarrassing videos of the squeezing by hand, the company noted that the machines were connected to the internet and could ensure users don’t make juice with packets that have expired. The packets, however, had expiration dates written on them." Another great quote from an article about it.

    • @erickrasniewski567
      @erickrasniewski567 5 лет назад +178

      The insanity is strong with Doug Evan's

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 5 лет назад +139

      They probably are required to put the dates on there anyway.
      Also you overmachined something to create as much power as razer from robot wars and probably wouldnt stand up to the power of a modern featherweight crusher how fucking brilliant not steve jobs

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 5 лет назад +5

      Unless you seriously believe tveryone in california is a hippy i have no clue how theyre relevent. But ok i guess

    • @emperortamarinfan
      @emperortamarinfan 5 лет назад +33

      Sean Wilkinson guys i’m cool i listen to metal please like me i’m fucking begging give me attention please

    • @nellsummers7921
      @nellsummers7921 5 лет назад +4

      @@emperortamarinfan eh. let him do whatever man

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 Год назад +2944

    Doing an engineering course rn and they actually showed us the Juicero as an example of what _not_ to do when designing a product. What personally offends me the most is the fact that the machine takes several minutes just to pour the juice, something a normal juice carton can do in seconds, so you're not just paying top-dollar for something you can do with your hands for free, you're actually paying top dollar for something _less_ efficient than what you can just do with your hands for free

    • @LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken
      @LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken Год назад +118

      the app is what gets me. I hate this new generation of technology making everything require a WI-FI connection and/or a whole app- therefore needing to sign up with some company and give them your email and phone number. makes it a lot less efficient, as you said. what happened to just pressing buttons? and in recent times it’s even a thing to lock features on a PHYSICAL DEVICE behind a paid subscription from an APP. I’d much rather spend 20 minutes looking through a manual to learn how something works, than have to bring out my phone, load up an app, probably watch an advert because no app is free of them, and then tap my phone screen every time I want to do something.

    • @ROT4RYfc3s
      @ROT4RYfc3s Год назад

      That's what happens when most of society nowadays is a bunch of brainwashed idiots with too much mommy and daddy trustfund money

    • @circleo1992
      @circleo1992 Год назад +52

      In addition, even after paying $400, the juice packets are ridiculously expensive. They were literally more expensive than getting juice at most juice bars.

    • @gentleman7407
      @gentleman7407 Год назад +10

      Honestly whoever designed it probably knew how pointless it was. I kinda think they were relying on the whole “it does it anywhere on the cloud!!!” pitch to make sales

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 Год назад +7

      Like paying for a device that senses when your toilet needs to be flushed. But it costs $250 and takes 5 minutes to activate.

  • @Pugalicious1233
    @Pugalicious1233 4 года назад +16403

    “bro what’s the Juicero password?”

    • @ieathalfburnedpopcorn6318
      @ieathalfburnedpopcorn6318 4 года назад +417

      Name: goodluck
      Code: KAJFI77289387SNSKCBZKKkfjsonKsbskBiBoBiGiGoabdoxbs

    • @tripleaaaron7054
      @tripleaaaron7054 4 года назад +226

      @@ieathalfburnedpopcorn6318 pfft armature
      Name: lol u thought
      Password: ICUSUDURICKCCKKGGFI77747RIRUIFUJCKCKCJFLVICUTLVMDYLHJD YISTFIGUEURITUGORIE87R7587457747487RTIGIGIIFUOGFIR77R47474OYGIF6FIF86U5THISJUICERWASNOTWORTHIT

    • @goomballgod
      @goomballgod 4 года назад +132

      Name: Your Fucking Joe mama
      Password:
      UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUSUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWU

    • @ieathalfburnedpopcorn6318
      @ieathalfburnedpopcorn6318 4 года назад +11

      TRIPLEA Aaron i have Been outbeaten

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 4 года назад +21

      Strategic butthole usage

  • @luamacdua1844
    @luamacdua1844 4 года назад +25726

    This is a machine that opens a package for you. You’re not _juicing_ anything. This is the same as buying a bottle of apple juice at the store and using a $400 machine to twist off the cap.

    • @drea2280
      @drea2280 4 года назад +578

      exactly

    • @Xonarag
      @Xonarag 4 года назад +1066

      Only if it's the branded 3$ more expensive bottle

    • @alext2887
      @alext2887 4 года назад +150

      And pour it

    • @tankrider6897
      @tankrider6897 4 года назад +319

      its just taking your data and giving it to facebook while doing a meaningless job

    • @leviphilippines5588
      @leviphilippines5588 4 года назад +126

      It's like buying scissors for more because it doesn't have annoying plastic packaging. Only to use that (higher priced) scissors to open scissor packaging that can be opened by hand. The machine is shit, I'm very mad.

  • @Jonas-ic1wn
    @Jonas-ic1wn 3 года назад +13834

    "Bro why I have 350 ping in my game?"
    "Sorry, I was making some juice"

    • @braindead_boi
      @braindead_boi 3 года назад +256

      this is funnier if you forget that this relates to a wifi connected juicer

    • @Suchen_Wahrheit
      @Suchen_Wahrheit 3 года назад +53

      You killed it bruv...

    • @cinamontoast2555
      @cinamontoast2555 3 года назад +53

      I have 200 ping 150 is definitely good

    • @jonathanlee6660
      @jonathanlee6660 3 года назад +35

      @@cinamontoast2555 i play on america servers from asia. 300 ping lol

    • @cinamontoast2555
      @cinamontoast2555 3 года назад +23

      @@jonathanlee6660 I play german servers from Kuwait 200 ping on a good day because to game company, only china and japan are asia and the rest doesn't exist.

  • @crazypills88
    @crazypills88 2 года назад +3755

    This is just a data collector disguised as a juicer lmao

    • @rawrrrer
      @rawrrrer Год назад +7

      @@royaltyfree9607 ‍

    • @nottoday3878
      @nottoday3878 Год назад +214

      maybe thats why google funded it

    • @zlatozarkazakov2709
      @zlatozarkazakov2709 Год назад +224

      ​@@nottoday3878 Now that you mention it, that's probably the only reason google funded it. There's no way they thought it was actually a good product.

    • @xadxtya
      @xadxtya Год назад +13

      @@nottoday3878 oh yeahhh that explains if

    • @greenbeanwater6686
      @greenbeanwater6686 Год назад +8

      Data collector or Bitcoin miner

  • @st7eetc47p
    @st7eetc47p 4 года назад +3226

    Imagine getting your juicer hacked.
    "Oh no! My lemon got squeezed, I wanted the orange juice! Who did this?"

  • @mariperez5214
    @mariperez5214 5 лет назад +9589

    I can literally just stick a straw in the packet like a Caprisun, don’t even need to squeeze the packet.

  • @unknownedleaf
    @unknownedleaf 4 года назад +8372

    “Yo guys, what if we made Caprisun, but $400”

    • @zbricks5992
      @zbricks5992 4 года назад +376

      "yeah and let's steal their personal info for no reason too!"

    • @apismellifera1906
      @apismellifera1906 4 года назад +20

      this is good

    • @lv6395
      @lv6395 4 года назад +52

      Caprishit

    • @arihantbose8813
      @arihantbose8813 4 года назад +11

      L V beautiful comment 🤣

    • @yayalucia7997
      @yayalucia7997 4 года назад +40

      Actually, the "caprisuns" themselves cost 5 to 8 US dollars, bUT, you can't buy them unless you have the machine, so it's more like caprisun, but make it $400 + 5x/8x for the rest of your life if you ever actually drink enough juice to get your moneys worth on this fucking thing.

  • @memoriesmuseum2824
    @memoriesmuseum2824 2 года назад +794

    What annoys me most is that they claimed the bags contained fresh fruits that it would squeeze into liquid juice. But it was just pre made juice already in the bag

    • @OWnIshiiTrolling
      @OWnIshiiTrolling Год назад +85

      Anyone who has ever seen a fruit will be able to tell that the bag does not contain fresh fruits

    • @ArariaKAgelessTraveller
      @ArariaKAgelessTraveller Год назад +12

      @@OWnIshiiTrolling well i have a bad news for that

    • @damnfreakingsien
      @damnfreakingsien 11 месяцев назад

      actually, the bag contains sliced fruits and vegetables that is to be pounded into juice. but yeah the product is still fucking stupid.

    • @botcore
      @botcore 4 месяца назад +2

      it does actually have fresh fruit/veg inside but it's (imo) just the mash left over from the juicing process that they added back in

  • @hallowie3873
    @hallowie3873 4 года назад +2564

    I'm studying engineering and this was brought up as a prime example of a failed product and why you should think before constructing😂

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 4 года назад +138

      I read a couple articles and a few interviews with the then-CEO a couple months ago and it kinda changed my opinion about the dude: he seemed genuinely fascinated about that portion of the market. The problem is, he was too much in his own world and the machine was doing the opposite of what he envisioned: getting Americans in better health with fresh smoothies. It was just too expensive for its own good, and it became the prime example of the problem with Silicon Valley. The idea definitively had a lot of potential (juice makers are very expensive and hard to use, and pre-made smoothies aren't fresh enough according to the CEO, so the solution was to get the juice to be made at home but in a simple way), but the machine was too expensive. It was apparently very well build, but it was overbuilt. It would have been a much greater success if it'd have been priced at ~$100-$150.

    • @kyrios0307
      @kyrios0307 4 года назад +128

      @@oliviersavard8676 juice makers are hard to use? Did they do research on a bunch of mentally challenged people? A manual juicer is easy to use.

    • @crusedanem5823
      @crusedanem5823 4 года назад +8

      I feel like it may be useful for the colonization of interplanetary colonies as a nutrition encouragement and storage reduction.

    • @tellmywifiloveher6474
      @tellmywifiloveher6474 4 года назад +19

      @@oliviersavard8676 good engineering also means that you don't overengineer, unfortunately for this guy

    • @brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226
      @brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226 4 года назад +10

      Olivier Savard Ah yes CEOs have our best interests at heart

  • @JaimieWFYT
    @JaimieWFYT 7 лет назад +9861

    This is the most expensive capri sun i've ever fucking seen

    • @Rurike
      @Rurike 7 лет назад +541

      Its not even a capri sun, its a capri sun squeezer

    • @batzdavie1241
      @batzdavie1241 7 лет назад +41

      your comment and your icon goes together perfectly |-/

    • @JapaneseNathan
      @JapaneseNathan 7 лет назад +8

      Sketci Kid Lol |-/ clique

    • @eerielconstantine5051
      @eerielconstantine5051 7 лет назад +21

      The best comment detailing this stupid machine

    • @averyparsons3337
      @averyparsons3337 7 лет назад +3

      |-/

  • @UnfamiliarEyes
    @UnfamiliarEyes 4 года назад +36618

    “Mom, can I have some juice?”
    “Sorry dear, the internet’s down.”

    • @bruhbruhin_a_sling7775
      @bruhbruhin_a_sling7775 4 года назад +2182

      2080: hold on babe my condom’s lagging
      (Not from me btw)

    • @Cuyite
      @Cuyite 4 года назад +368

      @@bruhbruhin_a_sling7775 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @paragparab1841
      @paragparab1841 4 года назад +88

      Underrated comment

    • @tryssrt
      @tryssrt 4 года назад +56

      @@bruhbruhin_a_sling7775 brub

    • @thedarktemple9702
      @thedarktemple9702 4 года назад +130

      @@bruhbruhin_a_sling7775 respect for remembering the not my comment and not needing the edit o7

  • @monikorasort
    @monikorasort Год назад +712

    Congratulations to everyone who bought an acre of land, planted fruit trees, waited for them to grow, picked the ripe fruit, washed and sliced it, put it in a blender and made their own juice like a normal person while the Juicero was being set up

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko Год назад +31

      Plot twist: the fruit was then packed up into those juice pouches for the Juicero.

    • @stinkymart3173
      @stinkymart3173 Год назад +20

      In 2017 an acre of land probably would have been the cheaper initial investment. 😂

    • @Eric0225
      @Eric0225 Год назад +4

      Seek god 🙏

    • @monikorasort
      @monikorasort Год назад +26

      @@Eric0225 bestie I have rejected him 🙏🏽

    • @Eric0225
      @Eric0225 Год назад +4

      @@monikorasort explains the pfp, try doing it again 🙏

  • @bucket444y
    @bucket444y 5 лет назад +9480

    If you ever feel useless remember that this exists

    • @HumongousMist
      @HumongousMist 5 лет назад +219

      This just instantly motivated me

    • @vrataski1621
      @vrataski1621 5 лет назад +10

      Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @Rayven_420
      @Rayven_420 5 лет назад +5

      @@vrataski1621 dead meme

    • @creepywhiteguy3621
      @creepywhiteguy3621 5 лет назад +13

      @@HumongousMist to me it just makes me feel ashamed that I'm the same species that made that abomination

    • @STAN_LOONA
      @STAN_LOONA 5 лет назад +1

      It’s almost as useless as a touchless soap dispenser

  • @w.a1921
    @w.a1921 4 года назад +13379

    Remember when SpongeBob bought an expensive spatula that refused to cook?

    • @Takittack
      @Takittack 4 года назад +637

      better then this.

    • @robertovargas5839
      @robertovargas5839 4 года назад +1104

      at least it could talk and treat you like dumb fuck you were for spending all your money on a useless product

    • @sphakamisozondi
      @sphakamisozondi 4 года назад +433

      Bro that spatula is 10x more better than this.

    • @bananagod5530
      @bananagod5530 4 года назад +302

      @@robertovargas5839 you just teached me the moral of that episode. Thank you!

    • @icecreamlarry8622
      @icecreamlarry8622 4 года назад +37

      Your comment has 666 likes, so I'm just gonna reply

  • @thaiisfood
    @thaiisfood 4 года назад +10212

    Fun fact: When this first launched, it was $700

    • @cursed6368
      @cursed6368 4 года назад +175

      still extremely expensive

    • @ieathalfburnedpopcorn6318
      @ieathalfburnedpopcorn6318 4 года назад +470

      Id rather just go to a vacation

    • @baronofcinnamontoast3260
      @baronofcinnamontoast3260 4 года назад +144

      I could buy 2 forgeworld knights for that. Fuck you Juicero.

    • @ashii_ii
      @ashii_ii 4 года назад +286

      @@baronofcinnamontoast3260 Better yet, I could build a decent Ryzen PC with used parts, or buy a fucking "juicer" that doesnt even juice shit, it just pours pre-mixed packages

    • @fusk7799
      @fusk7799 4 года назад +10

      is that Niko on the pic?

  • @unicornman147
    @unicornman147 Год назад +326

    I showed Juicero to my father (a mechanical engineer who specializes in food processing equipment). Pretty sure he took at least 50 psychic damage from it, especially at the part with the Wi-Fi and QR code.

    • @sailor5853
      @sailor5853 Год назад +10

      I got temporarily -50iq just for looking at it

    • @ME0WMERE
      @ME0WMERE 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@sailor5853 your iq loss was temporary?

  • @Tyerell
    @Tyerell 5 лет назад +8984

    A plastic bag for one glass? The ocean loves it.

  • @charcoaljohnson
    @charcoaljohnson 7 лет назад +21355

    wait, so I can just use my hands to squeeze the package? Okay sure but how do I connect my hands to WiFi?

    • @dietcoke759
      @dietcoke759 7 лет назад +906

      You need to buy the app and create an account then scan the QR code.

    • @zecchinoroni
      @zecchinoroni 7 лет назад +897

      You can't just use your hands you have to buy prosthetic hands for $400 and register them to the app. It will reject your regular hands because they don't have a QR code.

    • @Cobalt-po2ww
      @Cobalt-po2ww 7 лет назад +191

      Groovy Satan you meant 4000$ right? coz thats how much they normally cost. Also, my prosthetic arm automaticly sawed off my real arm with a chainsaw when i pressed the power button and the app to scan the qr code qr code (so the prosthetic arm can function) costs another 400$, i dont have any more money, what do i do?

    • @snowisthebestweather
      @snowisthebestweather 7 лет назад +297

      Wifi is for casuals. I drill holes in my hands and stick ethernet cables inside them.

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 7 лет назад +93

      Remember when a juicer could be entirety made out of glass or plastic with no moving parts or circuitry and adequately do the job of squeezing out fruit juice? Remember when one could simply pour juice from a package straight into a glass?
      Pepperidge Farms remembers.

  • @christophermoore6110
    @christophermoore6110 4 года назад +8119

    “Oh no, someone hacked into my account and is making juice willy nilly!”

    • @tizzytiger100
      @tizzytiger100 4 года назад +62

      I feel ashamed for laughing so much at this 😂😂

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 4 года назад +165

      I'm just picturing a Juicero activating in the middle of the night and flooding the kitchen with juice.

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @Gregory_12
      @Gregory_12 4 года назад +5

      WHY IM I KEEP BEING UNSUBSCRIBED FROM THIS CHANNEL???

    • @cccfudge
      @cccfudge 4 года назад +5

      @@Gregory_12 because god hates you.

  • @maxwellweiss9849
    @maxwellweiss9849 2 года назад +3289

    Someone gave my grandparents this for a white elephant gift.
    It ended 2 days later when my grandpa (in late stage cancer) flung the box with more strength I've ever seen him use for anything and absolutely fucking destroyed this juicer

    • @UltraTsuki
      @UltraTsuki 2 года назад +72

      Ok

    • @justacloud3374
      @justacloud3374 2 года назад +545

      You ought to be proud of him for such
      a show of heroic feat of strength he had…
      You’d honor him to carry on the legacy
      of his bloodline that you came from and
      wail on those shitty products like the
      Juicero 🤝👏

    • @rhodesdrakethenieliii3209
      @rhodesdrakethenieliii3209 2 года назад +363

      This is the greatest grandpa of All Time

    • @novethegreat
      @novethegreat 2 года назад +84

      LEGENDARY

    • @maxwellweiss9849
      @maxwellweiss9849 2 года назад +260

      @@rhodesdrakethenieliii3209 legendary Vietnam vet in late stage cancer just fucking destroys a juicer while smoking a pipe. Legend

  • @pier-oliviermarquis3006
    @pier-oliviermarquis3006 6 лет назад +3591

    If only juice could simply be packaged in a bottle or something

    • @conjon9579
      @conjon9579 6 лет назад +328

      Pier-Olivier Marquis are you mad? that'd never work

    • @matteusconnollius1203
      @matteusconnollius1203 6 лет назад +318

      Could you stop with these ridiculous fantasies

    • @rainydaeee
      @rainydaeee 6 лет назад +180

      *Preposterous!*

    • @Raptorman0205
      @Raptorman0205 6 лет назад +165

      You probably could, but the question is
      Is it worth robbing yourself of the pleasure and satisfaction of watching the Juicero smash a juice bag directly into a glass for you?

    • @junielthegamer2845
      @junielthegamer2845 6 лет назад +93

      Blasphemy! Keep your stupid ideas to yourself!!!

  • @OriasX
    @OriasX 4 года назад +17443

    I honestly wouldn’t want this if it was free.

    • @ymakj
      @ymakj 4 года назад +830

      I would take it and use it as a door holder

    • @deplizz7859
      @deplizz7859 4 года назад +712

      Sell it for scrap metal

    • @oceansea799
      @oceansea799 4 года назад +372

      They couldn't pay me to take this

    • @lordoflobsters7254
      @lordoflobsters7254 4 года назад +111

      @@ymakj If I get get rich someday Im doing this

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 4 года назад +123

      id use it as a paperweight

  • @KingDoomfist
    @KingDoomfist 7 лет назад +3004

    Apparently, it also refuses to juice if the package is one day expired. It won't let you risk an upset stomach, so you must buy a new package. Everything about it is anti-user.

    • @KingDoomfist
      @KingDoomfist 7 лет назад +210

      (or, you know, use your hands like a savage.)

    • @monicaf.5105
      @monicaf.5105 7 лет назад +61

      King Doomfist use your fist of Doom!

    • @waaaaachaaaaa
      @waaaaachaaaaa 7 лет назад +186

      King Doomfist
      Apparently you cant buy the juice packets without a juicero juicer, too. These cucks want you to spend $400 to subscribe to their shitty juicing shit that isn't even fresh and can be done by hand anyway

    • @waaaaachaaaaa
      @waaaaachaaaaa 7 лет назад +40

      like honestly if it was just the juice packets people would actually buy it but this is so bad

    • @EhrenCG
      @EhrenCG 7 лет назад +330

      I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you juice that...

  • @carlphilippgaebler5704
    @carlphilippgaebler5704 2 года назад +170

    My FAVORITE part of the Juicero story is when the CEO listed 3 things Juicero provides that you can't give elsewhere. 2 of them were situations in which the machine just refuses to work.

  • @Pomegrape
    @Pomegrape 6 лет назад +5297

    5:15 Also, if the packets are expired, even by just a day, the machine will refuse to juice them. So you'd better hope your subscription packets arrive on time.

    • @Dimsterr
      @Dimsterr 5 лет назад +341

      Holy shit really?
      That sucks

    • @timon8116
      @timon8116 5 лет назад +368

      Just take a brick and smash the fucking Juicero. That's it. :)

    • @maddyellis2691
      @maddyellis2691 5 лет назад +130

      Literally just cut a whole, and squeeze the juice into a cup😂

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 5 лет назад +93

      @jou Have you never cut a whole Juicero to squeeze some sweet Juicero juice out of the plastic parts?
      Literally all I drink, every morning. I press a Juicero juicer until I get its juice.

    • @surfyplayer8231
      @surfyplayer8231 5 лет назад +2

      I have nothing creative to do

  • @Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot
    @Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot 5 лет назад +2542

    This isn't even a juicer. Just a $400 packet squeezer

    • @swaggitywaggity8093
      @swaggitywaggity8093 4 года назад +16

      @Little Mouse tbh it's trash but the liberals thing is such a reach tho

    • @beni6533
      @beni6533 4 года назад +10

      Little Mouse yeah lol that liberal point made no sense, there are dumbass republicans just like there are dumbass democrats...

    • @bigwheelfromspidamahn1037
      @bigwheelfromspidamahn1037 4 года назад +2

      Bennygold 1324 google is from the left

    • @rafalswiniarski3866
      @rafalswiniarski3866 4 года назад

      i mean you are not wrong

    • @oldmanlogan9616
      @oldmanlogan9616 4 года назад +4

      @@beni6533 dont forget about independent dumbasses.

  • @inkpen4882
    @inkpen4882 4 года назад +8250

    This was literally made to steal your information

    • @42lyfe
      @42lyfe 4 года назад +710

      And your money

    • @thegravyboat420
      @thegravyboat420 4 года назад +603

      No guys it was obviously designed to give you the best juice experience everrrrrrr!!!

    • @sally232
      @sally232 4 года назад +156

      @@42lyfe and sanity

    • @navaryn2938
      @navaryn2938 4 года назад +457

      the more i look at it, the more i get convinced that its main purpose really is sucking on your data. I can understand a machine designed to make use of another specific product (coffee machines do it all the time) but all the app and internet connection stuff is just so blatantly pointless that it HAS to be some sort of scheme

    • @kiwi1947
      @kiwi1947 4 года назад +77

      It was made for lazy people who dont give a shit about privacy and shit in public toilets with the door wide open

  • @thekingkaiju9385
    @thekingkaiju9385 3 года назад +381

    This is, and will always be, my favorite product review by Charlie. Just the way he rips into every single flaw is just perfect.

    • @Jaddas
      @Jaddas Год назад +11

      Every single flaw? There are about 30 more he didn't even mention.
      He only makes fun of the absolute worst parts. He could have made a 1 hour video if he wanted to.

  • @shaunders2046
    @shaunders2046 4 года назад +5373

    I love how there’s a camera in the juicer “only to read the QR code”

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 3 года назад +172

      Or so the nsa can watch us

    • @davidkonevky7372
      @davidkonevky7372 3 года назад +332

      Yeah sure, they're "def" not selling your information to google

    • @kiricappuchin
      @kiricappuchin 3 года назад +320

      Imagine buying a 400$ juicer only for it to spy on you....at that point its ur fault lol

    • @awesomeflippergamer
      @awesomeflippergamer 3 года назад +61

      @@davidkonevky7372 to be fair the camera is blocked most of the time, and google cna just get info from ur phone and search history

    • @someweebkid9826
      @someweebkid9826 3 года назад +64

      @@awesomeflippergamer true, but at least we can use phones for stuff other than fucking juice

  • @hanksenpai9125
    @hanksenpai9125 7 лет назад +13700

    EA Juicer edition.

  • @crazyrabbits
    @crazyrabbits 7 лет назад +6291

    - Several times the price of a normal juicer
    - Requires you to be tethered to a wi-fi connection for it to run
    - You can't purchase the juice packs without buying the machines
    - You get the functionally same result either by squeezing the packs by hand or using the machine
    - The juicer will automatically lock you out if you attempt to use a non-Juicero product
    - The juicer will automatically lock you out if the company decides to "brick" the packs due to having ingredients that were recalled
    - a month's supply (average a glass a day) of packs is $240
    - the CEO claims that people who squeeze the packs are "hacking" them
    This is the dumbest product I've seen in a long, long time.

    • @cliffsidekiller
      @cliffsidekiller 7 лет назад +580

      It was from the CEO's official statement. In his words. "hacking consumer products isn't new". Mate if I decided to drink soup straight from the bowl I did not just hack a spoon.

    • @anthonycorona7554
      @anthonycorona7554 7 лет назад +182

      Boamere My question is how does something like this even get funding?.. I have thousands of ideas better than this pos product.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 7 лет назад +39

      +Boamere That's what a lot of corporations do in case you hadn't noticed. And even the media at one point with wikileaks. It's.. interesting.

    • @savegalkissy
      @savegalkissy 7 лет назад +24

      blackacidlizzard wow you're a racist white supremacist and nothing you say will ever have any value or worth good job there bud

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 7 лет назад +121

      +savegalkissy Woah, _white supremacist?_ That's incredibly racist and offensive of you, this person could be any skin color, or maybe white and not a supremacist, just a racist. But no, because they're racist they _have_ to be a white supremacist, is that it? wow you're a racist and nothing you say will ever have any value or worth good job there bud

  • @AJ-xc4nm
    @AJ-xc4nm 10 месяцев назад +72

    They installed a camera into this machine for the sole purpose of scanning your QR code during the setup process. Everything about this machine is entirely useless.

    • @sentienttaco9134
      @sentienttaco9134 7 месяцев назад +6

      Oh my god I never thought about that, that's absurd.
      It would have been so much cheaper to just print a QR on the damn press.
      Or, better yet, just use bluetooth like every other damn electronic appliance!
      No wait, even better: USE YOUR HANDS!

    • @lollybowser
      @lollybowser 6 месяцев назад +4

      No the camera also scanned the QR codes in the bags. Still BS but it's wasn't JUST for the setup process.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 3 месяца назад

      Did they try, expiry date labels?

    • @Moonflush
      @Moonflush 3 месяца назад

      @@blakksheep736 you think you are the smartest? And what if the person would drink expired juice, instead of buying a new one? That's just the waste of money (for the company)

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 3 месяца назад

      @@Moonflush if the person is aware the juice is expired and still choose to drink it, that's on them. The company is under no obligation to protect customers from their own stupidity. And I'm not trying to be smart. I'm just pointing out that a simple expiry label is something everybody has no problem working with. Everybody but Juicero.

  • @abottleofketchup3265
    @abottleofketchup3265 5 лет назад +2718

    If your phone is dead, wifi is out, or your packets aren't juicero, you're gonna die of dehydration

    • @11037idasMDK
      @11037idasMDK 5 лет назад +17

      just what i needed :D

    • @sandsgrainofsand5320
      @sandsgrainofsand5320 5 лет назад +68

      This is the perfect thing for depressed rich teenagers

    • @Lastielion
      @Lastielion 5 лет назад +9

      Well, not if you own a pair of scissors. if I had one I can guarantee my getting too lazy to use the machine and just pouring the juice straight from the bag by the second one

    • @TodoEnjoyer
      @TodoEnjoyer 5 лет назад +18

      I mean... you could just squeeze the juice straight into your mouth

    • @xavieraguila8370
      @xavieraguila8370 5 лет назад +2

      Those guys are dicks

  • @bigheadsheeran8147
    @bigheadsheeran8147 3 года назад +8571

    can you fucking imagine:
    you go over to a friend’s house. they offer you fresh juice from their cool new juicer. you’re a little parched; and, hell, you love fresh juice. you accept, and watch your friend draw their phone from their pocket.
    “just a second,” they mutter, tapping on the screen. “i have to log in to the juicer”

    • @peemaster-uu9qo
      @peemaster-uu9qo 3 года назад +596

      Imagine them setting up the whole damn thing, taking almost hours, only for him to use his *fucking hands.*

    • @peemaster-uu9qo
      @peemaster-uu9qo 3 года назад +145

      @@baybayay you cannot COMPETE with caprisun

    • @elliottmayer-yeager8087
      @elliottmayer-yeager8087 3 года назад +45

      I would’ve ran far away from that friends house. Screaming my head off in fear and confusion.

    • @partyhah6622
      @partyhah6622 3 года назад +8

      Oh hell yeh

    • @Shamebernz
      @Shamebernz 3 года назад +37

      I forgot my password

  • @lanthan598
    @lanthan598 4 года назад +2342

    Imagine ur shoes disconnecting and you just getting stuck there

    • @ambustio9807
      @ambustio9807 4 года назад +90

      God I hate when that happens

    • @chrundle2700
      @chrundle2700 4 года назад +55

      @Joseph S. EA

    • @keeratisatian
      @keeratisatian 4 года назад +37

      @@chrundle2700 the M in EA stands for mercy

    • @BigRedLeg
      @BigRedLeg 4 года назад +6

      Joseph S. It kinda reminds me of repels from the old pokemon games

    • @shadowcorbin9394
      @shadowcorbin9394 4 года назад +5

      Joseph S. Or maybe even more annoying some specific yet odd amount like $12.41 or $7.83

  • @talbotdorr682
    @talbotdorr682 2 года назад +148

    “Uh oh guys, internets down. Guess we’re not gonna be able to drink any juice for a while now because for some reason this machine needs the internet to make juice.”

  • @RobotnikPlngas
    @RobotnikPlngas 6 лет назад +2133

    I hate it when my juicer lags me in online matches

  • @tristan6509
    @tristan6509 3 года назад +3827

    So this is basically a mini hydraulic press machine that squeezes out capri sun packets...

    • @Josh-rn1em
      @Josh-rn1em 3 года назад +22

      Yes

    • @yourfreewindows10upgradeis8
      @yourfreewindows10upgradeis8 3 года назад +107

      you can already buy juice inside of a product called bottle. I mean you dont even need to squeeze something in the fiest place

    • @mikebolton2388
      @mikebolton2388 3 года назад +3

      @Mr. TAD I was watching an AvE Boltr teardown and he said it was pretty good quality

    • @Catergory5Hurricane
      @Catergory5Hurricane 3 года назад +9

      More like those baby-food packets that are squeeze bags with a twist nozzle.

    • @thekiwirebellion8383
      @thekiwirebellion8383 3 года назад

      Yup

  • @LunaDeaminac
    @LunaDeaminac 5 лет назад +3810

    0:50 “next it’ll be shoes”
    looks at recommend
    ‘Rechargeable shoes’
    You are the harbinger of doom.

  • @lunalunita975
    @lunalunita975 Год назад +57

    “Man im thirsty.”
    “Want some juice?”
    “Yeah I guess.”
    “Oh shit, wifis out.”
    “Just use your hands.”
    “Can’t.”
    “Why?”
    “Can’t”

  • @ThomasFarquhar2
    @ThomasFarquhar2 4 года назад +7754

    If juicero was just the hand-squeezed packs, it would be way cooler.

    • @troywelch8450
      @troywelch8450 4 года назад +804

      They had a huge revolt from the customers because hand squeezing actually gets more out

    • @MONTR65
      @MONTR65 4 года назад +269

      Basically a bottle of juice but you have to squeeze it

    • @puertorican_prince7779
      @puertorican_prince7779 4 года назад +25

      @@troywelch8450 oh man i wanted to say that

    • @theburn966
      @theburn966 4 года назад +94

      MONTR65 so basically it’s a juice bottle with extra steps

    • @bdycountz
      @bdycountz 4 года назад +3

      Made it 1k

  • @genalex10
    @genalex10 3 года назад +5105

    Imagine dying of dehydration just because your WiFi is out

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 3 года назад +67

      Boomers: write that down write that down!

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 3 года назад +164

      @@renz1013 **drawing shitty boomer comic that contradicts itself**

    • @NoobwithaBaseballBat
      @NoobwithaBaseballBat 3 года назад +12

      *drinks water* yeah I'm still alive because WATER

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 3 года назад +48

      @Mikayla W thats. so. uncivilized! YOU CANT CLOBBER A PLASTIC PACKET WITH A ROCK, YOU NEED A ROBOT TO CLOBBER IT FOR YOU WITH ITS OWN ROCK!
      kids these days!
      /s

    • @jayb9310
      @jayb9310 3 года назад +4

      Your fault for relying on a WIFI ENABLED JUICER when you could just put some water in the bottom of the fridge

  • @thefalcon9234
    @thefalcon9234 4 года назад +10442

    This is what I imagine boomers think tech is like nowadays

    • @slavoslav9175
      @slavoslav9175 4 года назад +366

      This was probably made by boomers...

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 4 года назад +176

      Apparently they aren’t wrong though now

    • @lucangaming9392
      @lucangaming9392 4 года назад +22

      Very agreeable

    • @navaryn2938
      @navaryn2938 4 года назад +270

      "those damn millenials can't even squeeze their own prepackaged juice nowdays, they probably need a machine connected to the internet via those pesky iphones"

    • @PearlPredator
      @PearlPredator 4 года назад +72

      Ngl they kinda right on this one

  • @Boneless_Chuck
    @Boneless_Chuck 5 месяцев назад +17

    Public: You can just squeeze the bag.
    CEO: Baggers can't be juicers

  • @calcifer6142
    @calcifer6142 3 года назад +15377

    "your juice is ready when the noises stop" is so inexplicably funny

    • @dansaunders1655
      @dansaunders1655 3 года назад +1425

      The arcane mechanical groaning and whining has ceased! At last, juice time is upon us!

    • @monarchmain-6905
      @monarchmain-6905 3 года назад +427

      @@dansaunders1655 *juice* *time*

    • @3vorp
      @3vorp 3 года назад +286

      @@dansaunders1655 _juice time_

    • @goblinslayer8589
      @goblinslayer8589 3 года назад +353

      @@dansaunders1655 REJOICE! FOR IT IS *JUICE TIME!!*

    • @twisterzs
      @twisterzs 3 года назад +348

      *the noises havent stopped for five days... These noises are now in my head...*

  • @dwstorm5508
    @dwstorm5508 6 лет назад +2880

    'My wi-fi is acting up, guess I'm not wearing shoes today'.

    • @offtherailscunt
      @offtherailscunt 5 лет назад +62

      Yeah we all watched the video too.

    • @dictatoraladeen1604
      @dictatoraladeen1604 5 лет назад +5

      Off The Rails 😂😂

    • @user-t0oky0b1tch
      @user-t0oky0b1tch 5 лет назад +11

      It’s funny cause something like that actually exists aha

    • @joedavidson7893
      @joedavidson7893 5 лет назад +11

      My WiFi is acting up guess I'm going to die of thirst

    • @zerokidd21
      @zerokidd21 5 лет назад +7

      My Wi-Fi is acting up, guess I'm not wearing pants today.

  • @toko-chan4555
    @toko-chan4555 3 года назад +3373

    If you ever feel useless just think about the juicero

  • @paulvincent3280
    @paulvincent3280 6 месяцев назад +7

    I really love this guy. His sarcasm is in no way, shape, or form overstated. I'd pay good money to hear him critique ANY modern car with ALL the worthless gadgetry they have just as a means to separate customers from their money.
    GREAT WORK!

  • @SLZABBJNGO
    @SLZABBJNGO 7 лет назад +8079

    "Mom get off the Juicer! I'm trying to play COD!!!"

  • @javier2504
    @javier2504 4 года назад +3152

    So its $400 dollars to squeez a juice pack thats gonna turn my intestines into a balloon animal.

    • @Prograde
      @Prograde 4 года назад +119

      If you've already followed their instructions up to the step of drinking, your insides are probably already in the form of a balloon animal.

    • @maryhernandez9699
      @maryhernandez9699 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, basically.

    • @googlyguys
      @googlyguys 4 года назад

      Mmmmmmm

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 4 года назад

      It's actually a hundred thousand but yeah

    • @SuperBangBus
      @SuperBangBus 4 года назад

      @@Prograde and the packs of that jizz-juice are expensive

  • @SuperSaiyan32
    @SuperSaiyan32 5 лет назад +5952

    My juice tastes a bit *laggy* .

    • @fuitbythefoot
      @fuitbythefoot 5 лет назад +185

      mine crashed

    • @KryoNitrone
      @KryoNitrone 5 лет назад +137

      bruh my juice tastes like the blue screen of death

    • @fuitbythefoot
      @fuitbythefoot 5 лет назад +80

      @@KryoNitrone i just booted up my juice

    • @SuperSaiyan32
      @SuperSaiyan32 5 лет назад +46

      @@fuitbythefoot u didn't blend it right

    • @SuperSaiyan32
      @SuperSaiyan32 5 лет назад +59

      @@KryoNitrone u didn't add the update

  • @Eddie-gb3bn
    @Eddie-gb3bn 3 года назад +9568

    Son: “why does Netflix keep buffering?!”
    Dad: “mom must be hogging up the bandwidth making juice again.”

    • @Lilly1021-1
      @Lilly1021-1 3 года назад +17

      @Daron Nazarian you can like it now some other idiots ruined the 420

    • @facebookuser1653
      @facebookuser1653 3 года назад +85

      420 funi weed number reddit

    • @alvargd6771
      @alvargd6771 3 года назад +2

      @@Lilly1021-1 lol

    • @Pantsmode
      @Pantsmode 3 года назад +18

      you've heard of dial-up, now get ready for *juice-up*

    • @alvargd6771
      @alvargd6771 3 года назад

      @MUFC there arent that many countries you know
      also who cares

  • @iamsatire2883
    @iamsatire2883 3 года назад +9008

    I like how they explain how to open the box like a caveman bought this

    • @justsomenamelesssoul8097
      @justsomenamelesssoul8097 3 года назад +549

      Well, who else would buy that?

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 года назад +198

      grug thinks magic press is bad. magic press speaks like cuckoo shaman

    • @blobnob4250
      @blobnob4250 3 года назад +87

      @@justsomenamelesssoul8097 A Troglodyte

    • @Bongled
      @Bongled 3 года назад +47

      @@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      THE C A V E

    • @MatchBreakers
      @MatchBreakers 3 года назад +167

      They know their target audience.

  • @MoustacheCloud
    @MoustacheCloud 3 года назад +3667

    For $400 you should be able to dump 10 pounds of fruits in this thing and have it pulverized into fresh juice as fast as you can feed it.

    • @coffeejunkie7954
      @coffeejunkie7954 3 года назад +76

      Live by myself and give or take £400 is roughly 15 to 20 weeks of shopping, I can get some much juice and fruit in that time

    • @imhappy._.
      @imhappy._. 3 года назад +20

      I doubt this piece of shit product even have the capacity to actually juice a fruit. It would probably just implode.

    • @Hadfield420
      @Hadfield420 3 года назад +4

      just cut the bag and put a straw in it.

    • @Megaritz
      @Megaritz 2 года назад +238

      For $400 you should be able to put juice into the machine and have it transform back into fruit.

    • @jonnust6236
      @jonnust6236 2 года назад

      @@imhappy._. it literally can't, it's only for packets

  • @TherosonDragonstoungue
    @TherosonDragonstoungue 2 года назад +53

    This sounds like a printer but if it was programmed to make juice.
    Being as refillable ink cartridges are complete scams, from the ink making process down to the soft ware that exists in a cartridge to tell you (often misinformingly) that your ink cartridge is empty. Which it isn't, it's just a chip on the ink cartridge telling the printer to tell you that it is when it's half way empty rather than really empty.
    Imagine your juicer saying "Package empty, please get another. :D" and finding out there's at least a whole cup left in the package.

  • @jhunreyi
    @jhunreyi 4 года назад +4935

    or
    OR
    *OR YOU COULD USE A NORMAL JUICER THAT DOESN’T STEAL YOUR INFORMATION*

    • @Mercilessonion
      @Mercilessonion 4 года назад +251

      And provides real fresh juice

    • @khairpur1
      @khairpur1 4 года назад +32

      *y e s*

    • @bruhhow9534
      @bruhhow9534 4 года назад +15

      Oh shit, nah Google and Facebook want more

    • @bruhhow9534
      @bruhhow9534 4 года назад +6

      @ThatRandomPotatoInYourSalad wait a minuet

    • @iamadarkfox
      @iamadarkfox 4 года назад +22

      Or just eat fruit its like 30% to 60% water already

  • @tseye2478
    @tseye2478 4 года назад +3082

    Mom can I have some juice before I go to school
    “Sorry son our WiFi sucks right now so no juice for you”

    • @imakescammersonyoutubesham7919
      @imakescammersonyoutubesham7919 4 года назад +37

      this is why ethernet is superior

    • @Cool-vy2zo
      @Cool-vy2zo 4 года назад +12

      Even if the internet is good it will take a fucking hour

    • @electrowizard3209
      @electrowizard3209 4 года назад +7

      Even with internet it would take so long you would be late for school.

    • @JoKujo
      @JoKujo 4 года назад

      not_jumbled with cIout

  • @jakeconner5666
    @jakeconner5666 7 лет назад +958

    It's not even a juicer if it "juices" already juiced juice.

    • @lampini
      @lampini 7 лет назад +120

      this comment is magic

    • @jonathantan2469
      @jonathantan2469 7 лет назад +138

      How much juice could the Juicero juice if the Juicero's a juicer that could juice juice.

    • @Atte093
      @Atte093 7 лет назад +41

      It's a scam, that's what it is.

    • @kirk7708
      @kirk7708 7 лет назад +4

      It actually squeezes cut fruits and vegetables, I think

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 7 лет назад +18

      James Robert Kirk No it doesnt. It squeezes juice out of a bag...which you can do with your bare hands.

  • @ignaoriginals4554
    @ignaoriginals4554 Год назад +11

    My grandfather use to say " Dont fix things which are not broken". Wise words

  • @lilporky8565
    @lilporky8565 3 года назад +11994

    It's been 6 years and I still can't believe this shit actually happened.

    • @doggom8528
      @doggom8528 3 года назад +58

      Lmao me too

    • @dipanjanbasu9073
      @dipanjanbasu9073 3 года назад +19

      Me as well

    • @mikehall3976
      @mikehall3976 3 года назад +115

      Man. I remember when I heard about this. Can't believe that was four whole years ago. Good times were had back then.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад +9

      No one can

    • @zetp3131
      @zetp3131 3 года назад +55

      Watching this years later, I am actually surprised he didn't do a minute or research to answer some of his questions. The reason Google poured so much money into it was because the original version was supposed to be much different and honestly a good product if it could deliver its promises. Of course being a crowdfunded project, it's all wishy washy dreams that are unobtainable.
      It was supposed to come with special empty bags, you put fruits into it and then the machine would turns it into juice and pour it out for you. When it became clear that it's not as easy to do it the way they had planned, they couldn't just throw the whole thing out so they did the next best thing and scrapped the part they couldn't figure out, which is why they're just sending it with the juice already made and just needing it to be squeezed out. Of course products like that exist, the douchenozzles were just trying to make a hip version of it and failed.
      It was going for the Apple status thing, trying to be exclusive with the price and no chance of delivering in on their promise.

  • @AstridSight
    @AstridSight 6 лет назад +1637

    *me crying on the floor* j-juice
    *machine, holding an unverified package* NO

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 5 лет назад +71

      I mean, you could just open the package with scissors and pour it into a glass yourself. I am thoroughly confused why this exists. Its not even a juicer, its a juice pouring machine. Im an adult, I can pour my own juice.

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 5 лет назад +15

      @@2MeterLP the packets do contain unmangled whole bits of fruit and veggies. But not something hands cant handle

    • @EssiCrossed
      @EssiCrossed 5 лет назад +12

      *j o o s...*

    • @easmr1
      @easmr1 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AstridSight
      @AstridSight 5 лет назад

      Allie D WHY DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES LMAOOO

  • @who_againn_
    @who_againn_ 3 года назад +5932

    2064: “Damnit, my bed is lagging. Sorry babe not now.”

    • @LeivenFrestea
      @LeivenFrestea 3 года назад +291

      "I guess we can't have sex until next Decade"

    • @vishwarao6064
      @vishwarao6064 3 года назад +343

      Imagine what private information it could steal

    • @synkt8759
      @synkt8759 3 года назад +40

      @@vishwarao6064 lmaoo

    • @butterss1178
      @butterss1178 3 года назад +110

      My vibrator is malfunctioning!!!

    • @wahidulhauqe3929
      @wahidulhauqe3929 3 года назад +17

      *2077

  • @imperialwolf7872
    @imperialwolf7872 Год назад +29

    This is like the kind of needlessly over-complicated product Cinco would make

  • @squaretorttle9400
    @squaretorttle9400 3 года назад +2177

    “Honey the juicer got hacked again and it’s making juice non stop”

    • @nicesmack9309
      @nicesmack9309 3 года назад +45

      " remember to remove the bag"

    • @ResistTheGreatReplacementEU
      @ResistTheGreatReplacementEU 3 года назад +20

      Except it can’t make juice non stop because each bag only has a cup or so worth of juice

    • @teal3af49
      @teal3af49 3 года назад +12

      @@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU we buy juice makers in this family because we need to make juice for more than one person. I haven’t seen anyone make only one cup of juice. This brand is *sad*

    • @JessCrimson
      @JessCrimson 3 года назад +2

      @@teal3af49 A brand for people who live alone Ig... But even if you live alone you might have people over so it's still a dumb product XD

    • @jskratnyarlathotep8411
      @jskratnyarlathotep8411 3 года назад +4

      @@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU so one could cut the corner and drink it directly from the bag \0/

  • @worthlessfools1
    @worthlessfools1 7 лет назад +1843

    Year 2025; World's greatest athlete ran across America in just 4 hours. The public wants to know; what internet connection is he using for his shoes???

  • @Dav-dc4tg
    @Dav-dc4tg 5 лет назад +4527

    Three options:
    1:
    - Pay $400 for the Juicero
    - Pay for a Juice packet everytime you want juice
    - Take 30 minutes to set it up everytime you want juice
    - Takes 30 minutes to squeeze the juice packet out
    2:
    - Buy a juice packet
    - Squeeze with hands
    3:
    - Buy bottle of juice

    • @Mrbootyman
      @Mrbootyman 5 лет назад +403

      4:
      - Buy an actual juicer
      - Buy some fruit / vegetables

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 5 лет назад +89

      Go to boost juice here in Australia so you can see hot chicks doing something for you.

    • @raviolibirb8009
      @raviolibirb8009 5 лет назад +65

      5:
      -buy a roadside juice that cost like $1

    • @jasonhemphill8525
      @jasonhemphill8525 5 лет назад +36

      Wtf is roadside juice?

    • @daddy._._.nathan
      @daddy._._.nathan 5 лет назад +50

      Jason Hemphill juice on the roadddd sidee

  • @furudehanyuu4081
    @furudehanyuu4081 Год назад +18

    "Hey bro can I get some juice"
    "Sorry my wi-fi is down"

  • @MemeManDan20
    @MemeManDan20 5 лет назад +4045

    This company actually went under, so now no one who bought it can even use it!

    • @TheBrainScratcher
      @TheBrainScratcher 5 лет назад +316

      They did? No way!

    • @bis8597
      @bis8597 5 лет назад +436

      With products like that, I'm very surprised.

    • @fish4225
      @fish4225 5 лет назад +322

      They could just grab their juice packet, put it between two boards and press down but if they bought this shit I doubt they'll have that much common sense.

    • @samhouston1288
      @samhouston1288 5 лет назад +327

      Good. The only people effected are those who were stupid enough to buy it in the first place.

    • @eylulvv
      @eylulvv 5 лет назад +3

      Maverick44 lool

  • @LWRNCMUSIC
    @LWRNCMUSIC 3 года назад +3120

    And since the company doesnt exist anymore, the people who actually bought this cant even get anymore juice packs? Ouch.

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 3 года назад +389

      No wonder the company’s dead. Who thought this product was a good idea?

    • @PineappleDealer37
      @PineappleDealer37 3 года назад +215

      They can disassemble this thing and sell pieces

    • @christiangarcia4925
      @christiangarcia4925 3 года назад +97

      they offered refunds

    • @Hortifox_the_gardener
      @Hortifox_the_gardener 3 года назад +208

      How many hundred of those things were sold? I can't imagine someone stupid enough to buy it tbh.

    • @waynewayne9693
      @waynewayne9693 3 года назад +37

      @@alpacawithouthat987 Alphabet and Kleiner Perkins were the investors to answer your question.

  • @christianaquino5230
    @christianaquino5230 5 лет назад +3467

    "My WiFi isn't working today. I guess won't be wearing my shoes today" lol

    • @hxzclanhxzclan2967
      @hxzclanhxzclan2967 5 лет назад +26

      I saw this as he said it lmao

    • @ssncrockett
      @ssncrockett 5 лет назад +6

      someone is going to say "wrong video m8"...
      oh wait i did that

    • @chiggs5483
      @chiggs5483 5 лет назад +11

      DR, CLOUD can’t go today bruh my mf shoes charging 😔

    • @bigheadred3528
      @bigheadred3528 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t have wifi ripp

    • @menace3583
      @menace3583 5 лет назад +2

      @@bigheadred3528 samee

  • @m0istur
    @m0istur Год назад +14

    I think the worst offender about this is that the whole design of putting a packet or something inside of it, closing it, and pressing a button so it could start juicing or pouring can literally be done by anybody and they can easily just leave out the whole app and wifi part of it and BAM there you go, its a simple juicer.
    All you just need to do:
    Step 1. Take out the juicer and packets and set it on a table or counter.
    Step 2. Connect it to a power outlet.
    Step 3. Place a packet inside of juicer
    Step 4. Press the button
    BOOM simple as that

  • @seriall1337
    @seriall1337 6 лет назад +1613

    Damn. The neighbor hacked my juicer again.

    • @keithpharaoh8440
      @keithpharaoh8440 6 лет назад +31

      seriall1337 my bad needed some OJ this morning. Do u have any sugar i could borrow?

    • @evanmurath8125
      @evanmurath8125 6 лет назад +13

      TheOfficialKeithPharaoh I’ll ship you some thru my phone

    • @keithpharaoh8440
      @keithpharaoh8440 6 лет назад +6

      Evan Murath thank you, ive been fending (if i spelt that right,kinda delusional at this point with lack of OJ) bad bro.

    • @Bam5000000
      @Bam5000000 6 лет назад +8

      Dinkleberg!

    • @ellispeterson7
      @ellispeterson7 6 лет назад +6

      I hate it when that happens.

  • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
    @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 3 года назад +4546

    The best part is it’s not even cold refreshing juice, it’s lukewarm juice because it’s not being refrigerated

    • @TrocChamp
      @TrocChamp 3 года назад +263

      Put the juicer in the fridge

    • @likeabossgaming5571
      @likeabossgaming5571 3 года назад +145

      @@TrocChamp You mean the packet, right?

    • @soul_sticks2755
      @soul_sticks2755 3 года назад +792

      @@likeabossgaming5571 no the whole juicer

    • @jb2534
      @jb2534 3 года назад +302

      ah yes finally
      *cold juicer*

    • @mjyanimations1062
      @mjyanimations1062 3 года назад +134

      don't give them ideas. Now they are gonna revive the product and jam a peltier in there to cool your packet before squeezing and sell it for $1k

  • @dontcommentregardingmyprof5501
    @dontcommentregardingmyprof5501 6 лет назад +24151

    If EA made juice.

    • @stormjet814
      @stormjet814 6 лет назад +547

      Then it takes another five dollars to buy the app in the process

    • @ejazleh
      @ejazleh 6 лет назад +334

      Ur profile picture looked like a piece of hair and I wanted to rub it away

    • @lemon_2320
      @lemon_2320 6 лет назад +175

      Your profile pic made me think there was a hair on my screen

    • @imhardscope7965
      @imhardscope7965 6 лет назад +105

      I thought you profile pic was an eye lash on my screen and I tried blowing it off

    • @svtxj9921
      @svtxj9921 6 лет назад +73

      I thought there was a piece of hair on my screen, and I tried wiping it off. Turns out its your profile pic.

  • @AitkrapooYT
    @AitkrapooYT 6 месяцев назад +10

    I literally have a $20 juicer where you just put shit in it and it turns it into juice 10x more effectively than this

  • @innocentbystander8681
    @innocentbystander8681 3 года назад +18981

    Imagine meeting a person who owns a juicero

    • @georgebailey8809
      @georgebailey8809 3 года назад +892

      I fear the day

    • @FxckingFiend
      @FxckingFiend 3 года назад +1510

      I bet he has a man bun.

    • @chriszaddack3812
      @chriszaddack3812 3 года назад +368

      You can't because nobody bought this retarded product

    • @marioluigi9599
      @marioluigi9599 3 года назад +604

      I want one. And I want to subscribe to it for the daily fruits in plastic bags. And then I wanna squeeze fruits daily lol
      ...by hand cos it's faster. Hand muscle workout

    • @starkadex3530
      @starkadex3530 3 года назад +65

      @@marioluigi9599 same

  • @rayschindler7451
    @rayschindler7451 4 года назад +2271

    "It's like placing a water bottle inside a box and calling it a water purifier"

    • @cheem2473
      @cheem2473 4 года назад +4

      Fr

    • @rayschindler7451
      @rayschindler7451 4 года назад +6

      @GrungeKid_27 great, do it will see you soon in Forbes magazine..

    • @Tim-Man007
      @Tim-Man007 4 года назад +5

      dont give google any ideas

    • @animoo.
      @animoo. 4 года назад +1

      400th like

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops 7 лет назад +3613

    Hold on I need to sign in before I use this toilet

    • @slicer2361
      @slicer2361 7 лет назад +193

      We're sorry, your toilet could not connect to the streaming server, and your download could not be processed

    • @Seallypoops
      @Seallypoops 7 лет назад +161

      What if i restart my rectum will that help?

    • @slicer2361
      @slicer2361 7 лет назад +214

      Sorry, but there's not enough fiber in your area to support this download

    • @PHAZER99
      @PHAZER99 7 лет назад +97

      ulimatereachsniper Looks like your just gotta shit in your hands until your internet comes back on

    • @ashleypodhrasky9747
      @ashleypodhrasky9747 7 лет назад +83

      sorry your wifi is down :/

  • @MCWhenSquared
    @MCWhenSquared 2 месяца назад +5

    I just realized this is the first video I’ve ever watched from Charlie

  • @Silly-g
    @Silly-g 5 лет назад +3853

    Edit: (fixing some stuff that doesn’t make sense)
    A juicer is something that uses fruit and extract’s you’re fruit of choice and turns it to a liquid but not something that requires internet access just to squash a specifically branded bag. It just comes to show that we dont actually own smart devices.

    • @supersniperbro3476
      @supersniperbro3476 5 лет назад +46

      You..... YOU STOLE MY AVATAR
      how dare you

    • @mugnuz
      @mugnuz 5 лет назад +13

      @@supersniperbro3476 his is good, yours just looks like grandma!

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 5 лет назад +22

      but i thought the sole purpose of a juicer is to extract juice from the fruit? are you talking about a blender?

    • @egorsilovs156
      @egorsilovs156 5 лет назад +1

      It squeezes the juice out, doesn’t blend it.

    • @robbymyers4755
      @robbymyers4755 5 лет назад +4

      Fucking 400$ and too many steps just to squeeze a fermented Capri sun into it for it to turn back into a semi liquid form..who the f buys this shit and why.

  • @alejandroquesada
    @alejandroquesada 4 года назад +3068

    Me: - "Man, l sure wish l could have some yum-yum juice!"
    Juicero: - "Please hold while we update our database"

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 года назад +59

      That's true for Tesla cars too; can't drive, needing an update first. You need the car to get to work? Sucks to be you.

    • @ethannguyen711
      @ethannguyen711 4 года назад +34

      0.03 MB of 29.4GB* just a small typo

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 3 года назад +5

      Yum yum juice 😹

    • @SoumilSahu
      @SoumilSahu 3 года назад +21

      @@Liggliluff I don't think that's the case. you can update while its being driven. In fact, over the air updates are automatically sent by Tesla before they're even officially rolled out. During this period, the car runs parallely on both versions to check for bugs

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 года назад +9

      @@SoumilSahu That doesn't sound bad.
      Maybe it was just an earlier version of the software or the earlier models that was more restrictive.

  • @calculon000
    @calculon000 7 лет назад +852

    It's not even a juicer if you are buying the juice in packs.

    • @ilmu011
      @ilmu011 7 лет назад +16

      calculon000 It is certainly not I bet they just named it Juicero but the product desceiption is something else so they don't get into trouble.

    • @hse6144
      @hse6144 7 лет назад +60

      It's a "press", that's how they get around it.

    • @clifft4846
      @clifft4846 7 лет назад +35

      calculon000 it literally just squeezes juice out of the bag its not even a juicer

    • @Avager
      @Avager 7 лет назад +28

      It's a press.
      In the packages you have mashed veggies/fruits/shit and it just presses on it to squeeze out the juice from that mashed shit. You are then left with a remains of a shitty used drip bag filled with semi-dry remains of some sort of organic compound.
      You can do exactly the same with a kitchen grater, a veggie/fruit and something to mash the juice out of it, can be a simple plastic bag, a kitchen mortar or even just use a fucking 5$ juicer to do it.

    • @rarezer0197
      @rarezer0197 7 лет назад +9

      Pure Hostility 5:32 doesn't look like mashed produce to me if you can use your hands

  • @spunchii134
    @spunchii134 2 года назад +13

    I love how they used the cheapest plastic ever for the machine.

  • @galaxiallucky677
    @galaxiallucky677 4 года назад +1760

    The only dislikes are from people who thought that by disliking, they would dislike the product and not the reaction.

    • @wiry9395
      @wiry9395 4 года назад +10

      LOL

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 4 года назад +58

      Can't blame 'em. This is so retarded that they probably couldn't think anymore.
      Also I feel sorry for their braincells.

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 4 года назад +14

      @GeneralSquare they *did.*
      *F*

    • @somerandomdude2422
      @somerandomdude2422 4 года назад +4

      @@lev7509 _F_

    • @JojoTheVulture
      @JojoTheVulture 4 года назад +3

      Naw it's from ppl who bought the product and want to believe it's a good one

  • @redstrider6814
    @redstrider6814 3 года назад +4183

    Juicero: a product that literally just presses a packet: 400$.
    A cheap blender and some oranges: 53$.
    Why.

    • @redstrider6814
      @redstrider6814 3 года назад +213

      Also water is free in some places.

    • @malxadolasanadam
      @malxadolasanadam 3 года назад +49

      @William Napitupulu you can't make juice of everything with hands, like apples or carrots

    • @Axel996
      @Axel996 3 года назад +67

      @William Napitupulu carrot juice is pretty banging, you just need to strain the waste of the carrots because it will taste a bit weird

    • @Axel996
      @Axel996 3 года назад +2

      never had it to be honest

    • @DaShoopdahoop
      @DaShoopdahoop 3 года назад +35

      @@Axel996 idk man, carrot juice for me always tasted wierd. But add apples to it, and it slaps

  • @lunatpr5594
    @lunatpr5594 3 года назад +1952

    My juicero turned evil and tried to squeeze juice out of me. Luckily my wifi was crappy enough to allow me to escape.

    • @montrealbreakcore3241
      @montrealbreakcore3241 3 года назад +88

      You have obviously made this story up, you'd have needed to have a legit QR-code on you to pull that one off

    • @butterss1178
      @butterss1178 3 года назад +16

      Juicero: I WI- IW DESTRO- ROY WI- WILL Y-OU-OU-OU

    • @Paradox-Lost
      @Paradox-Lost 3 года назад +5

      @@montrealbreakcore3241 wow, it's almost like *its a joke*

    • @zizark3577
      @zizark3577 3 года назад +38

      @@Paradox-Lost wow, it's almost like he *made a joke*

    • @Paradox-Lost
      @Paradox-Lost 3 года назад +2

      @@zizark3577 looking at Michael's comment, it doesn't look much like a joke to me chief.

  • @Kira_Yoshikage959
    @Kira_Yoshikage959 Год назад +9

    I saw a vlog of a japanese woman who just uses her thumb to pop open a coffee capsule and pour it right into a cup. These machines are nothing but money sink.

  • @arnold20139
    @arnold20139 3 года назад +8746

    Fun Fact: If your juice packet is expired on their cloud list, the machine won’t squeeze the packet. 😂

    • @zeropsycho5768
      @zeropsycho5768 3 года назад +369

      wtf...

    • @glooberofficial
      @glooberofficial 3 года назад +1213

      they probably "expire" in like a fucking millisecond

    • @KingDice.
      @KingDice. 3 года назад +1146

      IMAGINE LOGGING IN AND PROCESSING FOR 7 HOURS ONLY FOR THE SHITS TO SAY "bag expired, remove the bag"

    • @tammid8423
      @tammid8423 3 года назад +82

      Wow at least one thing it does right

    • @gbel78
      @gbel78 3 года назад +217

      You can always squeeze the packet manually 😂

  • @slugerknot
    @slugerknot 4 года назад +2521

    "Juicero failed because they focused too much on the juice, instead of the real difference-maker: the first and only internet-connected juice platform." This is an actual report.

    • @goldenshirt
      @goldenshirt 4 года назад +18

      Source?

    • @pops1183
      @pops1183 4 года назад +30

      No it isnt.....

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 4 года назад +1

      Lmao 😂

    • @JoJo-wv2sw
      @JoJo-wv2sw 4 года назад +56

      It is an actual report. It sucks. This is no juicer, its a presser.

    • @pops1183
      @pops1183 4 года назад +65

      @@JoJo-wv2sw no it's not an actual report, but yes the juicer sucks

  • @bill2734
    @bill2734 7 лет назад +3040

    *pressing orange against eyeball*
    You mean there's a better way???

  • @ihavenoclevername8300
    @ihavenoclevername8300 8 месяцев назад +6

    I’m coming back here cause this was my first ever penguinz0 video….and when I subscribed

  • @Hameruu
    @Hameruu 4 года назад +8217

    Soooo. U have to buy additional packs to get more juice? Its like DLC.

    • @EndergamerEndergamer
      @EndergamerEndergamer 4 года назад +312

      EA is getting jealous

    • @overridingriot66
      @overridingriot66 4 года назад +151

      EA: *Are you challenging me?*

    • @mr_supreme1862
      @mr_supreme1862 4 года назад +58

      Atleast...a worthy opponent...our battle will be legendary

    • @overridingriot66
      @overridingriot66 4 года назад +60

      @@mr_supreme1862 it goes like this
      Finally a worthy opponent!
      Our battle will be legendary!

    • @bigdapramirez6157
      @bigdapramirez6157 3 года назад +14

      And if you don't want juice that day it costs $0.99

  • @samflames8480
    @samflames8480 7 лет назад +8200

    Is that... a $400 Capri Sun?

    • @t0rn4d0o
      @t0rn4d0o 7 лет назад +145

      NO its a 400$ juicer duh ...

    • @toobig7150
      @toobig7150 7 лет назад +155

      VENTI PAPA Is that.. Boobs?

    • @erisersi
      @erisersi 7 лет назад +269

      VENTI PAPA it's a $400 Capri sun squeezer.

    • @Grapefruit5000
      @Grapefruit5000 7 лет назад +92

      The capri suns cost $5 each. And then you need this $400 device to get the juice out of the capri sun.

    • @saatanapaskapilluvit
      @saatanapaskapilluvit 7 лет назад +9

      GIMME EM TIDDIES

  • @littlebacon1908
    @littlebacon1908 4 года назад +641

    This product was used as a prime example of a useless failed product during my first year engineering course

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 8 месяцев назад +9

    I absolutely hate any and everything that makes you download an app. I’m so sick of downloading apps for everything- my phone literally never has enough memory. I can never remember my password and usernames.

  • @Brickertown
    @Brickertown 7 лет назад +9175

    How to use bowling ball:
    - plug it in
    - sign into the bowling ball network home page
    - insert your SS#
    - pay $2.97 plus shipping for each bowl

    • @chimecha7960
      @chimecha7960 7 лет назад +122

      Shipping ruined the joke.

    • @maxxender
      @maxxender 7 лет назад +347

      It has to return back to you thus the "shipping" charge.

    • @EthanCGamer
      @EthanCGamer 7 лет назад +131

      maxxender I work in a bowling alley, can confirm.

    • @BananaMana69
      @BananaMana69 7 лет назад +53

      The thing also comes with a meter like a taxi and bills you a couple cents per foot travelled.

    • @impeov
      @impeov 7 лет назад +2

      I like your vids brickertown