Confidence is half of the story the other is that she found him attractive.She rated him a 9.All he had to do was have a conversation and it’s already a given.Now I would be impressed if he was a 4 or 5 and still pulled then that would convince me of real rizz
That's how it all started and now we've been married for 15 years (12 going out and 3 actually married) with a baby! You never know, that's all it takes and it could be a good or a bad thing, you decide! :p
The principles: Be an actual 9/10 in physical appearance. You really think this routine would work if the guy looked like some combination of rob sneider and Danny devito?
Somehow I automatically knew after seeing him that he would be able to do this challenge easily. The only way he could have failed is if he asked a girl who was into girls only.
Yea i thought that part was a bad idea, but she agreed or said yes so maybe not. I still think it's a bit cringe to ask that. What do i know tho, i'm not a zoomer.
@@GameFuMaster exactly! He was cringey af in my opinion. But he's good-looking so she let it slide. Trust me, if it were anybody less attractive she would've called the police 😆
@@ynswrld2130 Bruh how do you think 'rizz' works lmao? Attraction is like 99% of what determines your success in approaching a stranger like this. No levek of smooth talking will make up for a lack of attraction. Hence, 'rizz' is literally just how attractive you are to people in general terms. So someone who is attractive to a majority of people will have amazing 'rizz' regardless of their approach and personality.
Dude created a monster with that $5. Bro just realized he is the rizz.
Bro unlock a new moveset and now he’s about to start abusing it
@@myfinalsmash6907 he found a glitch, time to spam it XD
bro realized he tatted up and light skin
😂😂😂
I never laughed at a comment as hard as I did with this one 😂😂😂
man offered him 5$ and he transformed into the rizz captain
the rizzasaurus rex 💀
The rizzard💀
@@TheRealReasonYourDadLeft The rizzard of oz
Rizzident Obama
frrr
"I don't have rizz but 5 bucks is 5 bucks."
-Julius Rizzar
Only one reply💀
Let me fix it. ❤
Bro made a scientific breakthrough in quantum rizzics
5.33813
“You’re a Rizzard Harry”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅
all bro needed was 5$ to become the Rizzly bear 💀💀💀
I had to skroll back 2 videos to like this comment cause i was still laughing about it watching rogan talk about leg kicks
Spelling
💀
The fuckin rizzly bear 😂😂😂😂🤣
Rizzly bear? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀
He was the "i know nothing"/"i didn't study" classmate during tests.
aka a douchebag
Then getting an A
Yo that is so relatable
then getting A+
exactly bro literally
"it's horrible" *proceeds to turn into Crizztiano Ronaldo*
😂😂😂😂
This is anew one 😂
Right 😂
rizznaldo
This is the most funniest and most original comment I have ever seen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I've got no rizz, but 5$ is 5$" -Adolf Rizzler
He bout to try and conquer the world with his rizz and army from germarizz
Give dude 271k rn
Bro got offered 5 bucks and turned into the Rizzard of Oz 💀💀💀
Rizzly Bear 💀
Sir HIMothy
Walt Rizzney
Lmao
RIZZARD OF OZ 😭😭😭
he gave her a rizzon to stay 😭
lmao
You win 😂😂😂🥇
Get tf outta here😂
Underrated comment
It's too easy until she hits you with "sorry, I've a bf".
“My rizz is horrible”
*drops the coldest compliments*
ARE YOU MIXED CAUSE YOUR HALF FINE AND HALF MINE 😏😏😏💖💖😙😙😏😏🤤
YOU MUST 😘❤ BE TIRED 😫 CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING IN MY MIND
Bro really said “W rizz” in real life 💀
☠️ fr cringe asf
Exactly. That was such a bad move to say that. Every sane girl would walk away. Or it's scripted like 90% of those videos
@@JadGozumdon’t say that if you’re over 14
@@JadGozumGet help
@@discordkitten2156bro wrote a whole essay about Gen alpha🤣
Imagine you gave him $10, even the professors wouldn’t be safe
Bro is about to rizz up all men and women if he was given $10
😂
777 likes
Even the guy wasn't safe himself in the start
$5 = Rizz
$10 = Rizzstraining Order
He went crazy with the rizz lool it was only $5 man
Imagine what he would for 50
😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
He saw a 10. He would've done it for free
Lmao
Because he always wanted to do it. Some pple need a little external motivation/ push
"The more humble you are the greater the rizz of attraction" - Isaac rizzton
Bro was hella awkward at the start, but he recovered it later
LOOK BEHIND YOU
Missed opportunity on rizzovered😅
The whole thing was corny af
epic comeback
He was fine. Pretty straight forward, like it has to be.
“I’ll give you a reason to stay” man is working towards his PhD in quantum rizzics
😂😂😂😂
Completes the task efficiently - keeps going just for fun 😂 Became the professor before he finished his degree
I laughed more than I should have 🤣
🤣🤣
Quantum rizzics is crazy 😂
shoulda given him a 50 for that, that was a professional at work
Fr bro knows the meta
Bro received $5 and a girl, that's a real deal
He was on the show pick up line 🤣
@@kingnathannn207lmfao
“If you’re good at something never do it for free.”
bro already graduated from quantum rizzix
immaculate rizz 💀💀
He said he had no rizz and proceeded to display more confidence than I ever have
Confidence is half of the story the other is that she found him attractive.She rated him a 9.All he had to do was have a conversation and it’s already a given.Now I would be impressed if he was a 4 or 5 and still pulled then that would convince me of real rizz
@@jreacts3652 Bro was short but he had everything going for him. Imagine if bro was 6foot 😮💨
@@zeppkfw It was the fake tribal tattoos 😂
@@blowndome I mean if he’s native it makes sense
😭😭😭😂
Bro has a degree in Rizzical Education
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rizzological*
@@ilcondottierocartografo6770 no it's like physical
Dam 666 likes
@@-Sean_ Quantum Rizzics and Bling Theory
I love she rapidly switched between being creeped out to being rizzed up 😂
Now he got 5$ and a girlfriend 😂
Bro said "horrible" and then evolved into Tyrannosaurus Rizz.
Rizzosaurus Rexzz?
Tyrannosaurizz Rizz
Tyrannosaurizz Regs
😂
Tyrizzosaurus rex
Man’s turned out to be a Professor of Rizzology.
1k likes and no comments ? lemme fix that XD
Bro got a Degree in Quantum Rizzics
Bro mastered all degrees of rizz and still calls it bad what's good? ☠️
He has good genetic looks, obviously he's going to attract Stacy
@@UserRobot215 bro wym genetic looks my man got muscle he worked for that shit 💀💀💀
Bro doesn't need rizz, rizz needs him
Man my social anxiety could never 💀
You have to be good looking that's almost 90%
@@gamerkaran888 oh
“My Rizz is Horrible”
*proceeds to give a Master Class*
"W rizz?" is the complete opposite of "master class"
I'm not hating but his rizz ain't nowhere close to master class, at least he ain't scared and his looks saved him
@@JeliTP_12 I know but that doesn’t sound as fun…
@@traphouse7026 Elaborate.
First half wasn't that rizzy tbh, second half of the convo was good
Bro was to humble to admit that he had a PhD in Quantum Rizzics
PHD meaning - Pimping Hoes Degree
😂😂💀💀
💀💀
Lol😂
💀
Bro all he needed was five bucks and turned into Lionel rizzy
Really nice. Just straight up talk, confidence, got to the point and a little hug at the end. I'd say he smacked it at every stop, baby.
He's the type of guy who would cry before an exam and get straight A's
Idk This comment got me dying 😂
I mean she said he’s a 9. He could’ve said non sense and still pulled
My gf stresses so much before her tests and almost always gets As, i just have to tune her out lol
@@jucci178 she was lying though, she didn't want to say 10 because she didn't want to seem desperate even though it's the truth lol
@@jucci178 pretty sure she wasn't being completely honest
For $50 he'll rizz the entire campus. Rizzpect.
Rizzpect lol
@@jermaineb3202 thats literally what i said.
Rizzpect had me dead 🤣
🤣🤣
Broooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"and thats how i met your mother"
That 5 bucks upgrade his rizz from 0 to infinity ♾️
Imagine what would happen if you give him 500$ and sent him on a Rizz-quest to a local club.
if someone did that this man would have an army
Local population skyrockets!
LMAOOOOOO
He would rizzel everyone there with shizzel on his nizzel
Rizz-quest lmao, my sides are in orbit! 😂
bro turned from a normal guy to an absolute rizz god
What is rizz?
@@eowyn9400 ability to pull woman
@@miguelmouro230 thx
@@miguelmouro230 or men
@@eowyn9400 ask kai
I don't have rizz
- The guy with a PhD in Quantum Rizzics.
Bro is majestic
Imagine them married after 5 years, and then she saw this video and realises that he did it all for 5 bucks💀💀
All bro is need is 5 dollars and a bit of motivation
That's how it all started and now we've been married for 15 years (12 going out and 3 actually married) with a baby! You never know, that's all it takes and it could be a good or a bad thing, you decide! :p
There's a Stevie Emerson skit about that lol
@@RTBCODShe was hot damn
I won’t even speak to a girl unless someone tells me to.
"My rizz is horrible" does the best human speaking possible
People work best under pressure
@@LinkCB depends on the situation tbh
@@LinkCB there are 2 types actually either they do better under pressure or worse
@@LinkCB not everyone
he didn't tho X_X it was so cringe he's just good looking
Bro got that Confidence Rizz
Bro turned as smooth as Rizze's cups for $5
bro was rizzing up the interviewer before he even got asked the question
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@trappart9209 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
😂😂😂YOO I JUST SAW THAT
"It's horrible" *Proceeds to demonstrate the principles of rizzonomics*
The principles: Be an actual 9/10 in physical appearance. You really think this routine would work if the guy looked like some combination of rob sneider and Danny devito?
That felt more like quantum rizzics
@@honkhonk5181 you just mad cus you ugly. feels bad
Bro these comments 😂😂😂😂
@@honkhonk5181💀
"And that's how I met your wife."
20 years later: That’s how me and your mom ment
Bro really NEEDED that 5$.
And ended up breaking his rizz limiter.
The current state of rizzonomy, gotta make do
The $5 needs him more
Bro just needed the motivation and all of a sudden became the Rizzard of Oz
This.
This.
This
This
This
The Mic on his Vest is John Cena's Mic.
I think he deserves 25 for that game
Dude really gave her a Rizzon to stay
That's such a Good one
UNDERRATED AF
DAMN that’s a good one.
Knee slaping dad joke
If he keeps pushin' he's gonna need a Rizztrainin order
Goated
Bro you got me dying
😂😂😂😂
That was good
Underrated, it got me
When she said 9 my brain whispered "I'll be your 6" ☠️☠️☠️
Bro got a quantum rizzler degree 🗿
Bro started his love life for 5 dollars 💀💀💀
Why you speaking like ur 17? How old r u aunty?
Yeah, might as well start somewhere.
And here I am thinking I am gonna get put in a pillory for being awkward around the opposite gender.
All he needed was a little push.
Fr
I think he started her love life.
All he needed was 5$ to become the Rizzer of Oz
Why not Rizzard? 😅
All you needed was to copy and paste your comment to get 500+ likes
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rizzer of Rozz
Least obvious stolen comment
He took the rizzsk and it payed off
Legit think the chick was scared if she didn’t give the number lol
Bro got offered 5$ and turned into rizz khalifa 💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
I'm 100th like
BRO IM DYING WHAT
best one yet
W comment😂😂
Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: don't be unattractive
I feel like the steps are in the wrongborder.
Anyways im not making it past step 1 anyways
@@NTTofMistery no they're in the right order. The second one means don't be a douche
Also same
True
Black pilled af
He's clearly pretty smooth.
"And that's how I met your mother."
Plot twist he got the principals number💀☠️
Man's alter ego is Mike Rizzowski
😂
1.1k likes and 1 reply? Let me change that
Adolf rizzler
@@BhanukaEkanayake 💀💀💀
@@BhanukaEkanayake aint no way💀
Rizz with no guy: $5 named kid
Bro got 5 bucks and an extra girl 💀
Asking a girl “W rizz?” is like a politician asking “am i based?”
Yet he somehow got away with it lmao
It was cringe but he got away with it
It's not so bad because this generation is chronically online
@@Shrimp663 you’re so wholesome I love it lol def cringe but everybody is cringe every now and then. Seems like a nice dude.
I imagined one doing this and I laughed. Can’t wait for in 45+ years when my generations are politicians and say shit like that
Bro really graduated top of his class from Rizzward university on a $5 scholarship. 💀💀💀
El mao 💀
😂😂😂😂
BRO THAT KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂
How the fk is this not the top comment
This was the best one
the girl said "Yeah~"
Bro was straight up humble with that "my rizz is horrible"
Bro really needed that 5$ to sponsor his research at Rizzlord University
Bro really needed it
a PhD in Rizzology is one of the most sought after qualifications nowadays
Rizzearch
@@monishsatwani_omg i can't-
And to graduate from Rizzlord University with amazing grades
Bro got offered $5 and turned into Charizzard 💀
😂
Charizzard is outrageous
This is the least forced one of any I've ever seen 👌
The best one lmao 😂
That made me laugh ngl
"And thats how i met your mother."
"Oof it's terrible bro" - Rizzard Ramirizz
He pursued a degree in quantum rizzics for that $5
I’m stealing this
@@aguatype9269 lol same
@@aguatype9269 I'm ngl, it ain't the most original. I took "quantum rizzics" from somewhere else 😂
Loool me and my friends created this phrase didn’t think there people of a similar mindset 💪
@@mtmullianis no you didn't. It's been said for the past couple months. It's honestly some copy paste BOT SHIT
All that dude needed was 5$ to give a performance of a lifetime.
Imagine if you offered him $10. He'd be unstoppable
I would scare the girl away or get ignored lmao
Double the reward, the dude gets a harem
He is literally wearing a vest in his college 😂😂😂
Gently,Calmy, Confidentiality,and Rizzy
“oof it’s horrible”
Proceeds to impregnate the entire female population
😦
😳😳
Dawg 💀
🤨
📷 ur caught in 4k
You pay this man 100$ and he’s got the whole town
Somehow I automatically knew after seeing him that he would be able to do this challenge easily. The only way he could have failed is if he asked a girl who was into girls only.
@@amber619pop nah that wouldn’t probably have even stopped him. bro would just change their sexuality
@@jawtalk085 Man's rizz was that powerful
💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro what that was the most laid back interaction I have ever seen💀😭🙏
Bro graduated from Rizzford university
Confidence was created when she said 9
Pause
@@oc3lot701 Resume
@@anyr2697 rewind
@@PerryPlatapussi forward
@@xProdigy__ stop
If he doesn’t stop, he gon get a rizztraining order 😭
Lmao hella dumb
😎 👌
😳🕶️👌
LOL
Yo that was a clean line/joke
Door's this way sir.
Bro Offered 5$ And He Literally Turned Into Sanji 💀
Nah bud be hugging someone he js met meanwhile I can’t even do that shit💀✋
Bro fumbled by asking her “W rizz?” yet still managed to pull the bag💀
Yea i thought that part was a bad idea, but she agreed or said yes so maybe not. I still think it's a bit cringe to ask that. What do i know tho, i'm not a zoomer.
@@RED_XLR doesn't matter, cause he's good looking.
if you're that good you can fumble a bit 😂
@@RED_XLR Dude same, I feel so damn old watching this lmao
@@GameFuMaster exactly! He was cringey af in my opinion. But he's good-looking so she let it slide. Trust me, if it were anybody less attractive she would've called the police 😆
He needs a 100 million $ contract from the Memphis Rizzlies
nah he needs to be teaching people how to rizz w Jordan Poole
No way bro is about turn into rizz morant💀
@@hivas2crazeenah he's gonna steel all Poole's baddies
Or to the Washington rizzards
@@jacob_urboi that don't work
Bro got a gf, fame and 5 bucks in 30 seconds
Bro literally helped him get a girlfriend
Bro really said, “so you like Hawaii? Maybe we can go on a rizzort”
😭🙏🏾
😂
Finally a good one 🎉
Aye 😂🤝
Man’s later changed his subject to quantum rizzics
This girl was an NPC. I detect zero Rizz only cringe
I'm choking hahaha That was funny. Quantumn Rizzics ffs lool
Bro got the girl and the five dollars
If she only knew she was only worth $5 😭
"I'll give you $5 if yo-"
*Becomes Adolf Rizzler*
Adolf Rizzler had me rolling 😂
Then proceeds to evolve into Osama rizz laden
rizzophile
Nah because I was trying to make this my PlayStation name like a couple weeks ago 💀💀
🔥🔥💀💀
Bro turned to Rizzard for 5$☠️🙏
The rizzly bear💀
He said it’s horrible then proceeded to pull off the James Bond level rizz
If a girl thinks u look good u don’t got to do much just don’t talk yourself out the opportunity
@@ynswrld2130 exactly
Ya’ll are delusional if you think this is rizz 😂😂
@@B00nater fr it wasn’t rizz she just think he look good so willing to overlook shit
@@ynswrld2130 Bruh how do you think 'rizz' works lmao? Attraction is like 99% of what determines your success in approaching a stranger like this. No levek of smooth talking will make up for a lack of attraction. Hence, 'rizz' is literally just how attractive you are to people in general terms. So someone who is attractive to a majority of people will have amazing 'rizz' regardless of their approach and personality.
My rizz game horrible...
*proceeds to procure
Einstein's theory of rizzativity*
YOOO😂😂😂
Lmaoo stapp🤣
The rizzovation of rizzerny
You'll really think he demonstrated game right there?
lmfao