Infinite RIZZ glitch to pick up any girl

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @m0v3out.v1
    @m0v3out.v1 Год назад +24933

    He was the "i know nothing"/"i didn't study" classmate during tests.

  • @alextimmy8691
    @alextimmy8691 Год назад +14618

    man offered him 5$ and he transformed into the rizz captain

  • @nickcave5947
    @nickcave5947 Год назад +3800

    shoulda given him a 50 for that, that was a professional at work

    • @kingnathannn207
      @kingnathannn207 Год назад +36

      Fr bro knows the meta

    • @maxirunpl
      @maxirunpl Год назад +47

      Bro received $5 and a girl, that's a real deal

    • @jcalzada74
      @jcalzada74 Год назад +9

      He was on the show pick up line 🤣

    • @htupteam6272
      @htupteam6272 Год назад

      ​@@kingnathannn207lmfao

    • @chosen729
      @chosen729 Год назад +4

      “If you’re good at something never do it for free.”

  • @AshishIsha
    @AshishIsha Год назад +1188

    “You’re a Rizzard Harry”

  • @jujubarbour9476
    @jujubarbour9476 Год назад +14345

    Dude created a monster with that $5. Bro just realized he is the rizz.

    • @myfinalsmash6907
      @myfinalsmash6907 Год назад +219

      Bro unlock a new moveset and now he’s about to start abusing it

    • @XxViperMortalxX
      @XxViperMortalxX Год назад +63

      ​@@myfinalsmash6907 he found a glitch, time to spam it XD

    • @error8119
      @error8119 Год назад +38

      bro realized he tatted up and light skin

    • @hurtcobain3282
      @hurtcobain3282 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @ThatGuuyyyyy
      @ThatGuuyyyyy Год назад +4

      I never laughed at a comment as hard as I did with this one 😂😂😂

  • @rwac07
    @rwac07 Год назад +5427

    Imagine you gave him $10, even the professors wouldn’t be safe

  • @gaveeen655
    @gaveeen655 Год назад +5411

    bro turned from a normal guy to an absolute rizz god

    • @eowyn9400
      @eowyn9400 Год назад +6

      What is rizz?

    • @miguelmouro230
      @miguelmouro230 Год назад +19

      @@eowyn9400 ability to pull woman

    • @Zekos7
      @Zekos7 Год назад +1

      ​@@miguelmouro230 thx

    • @237.zr9
      @237.zr9 Год назад +4

      @@miguelmouro230 or men

    • @russmackint
      @russmackint Год назад

      @@eowyn9400 ask kai

  • @iburai_
    @iburai_ Год назад +1799

    "it's horrible" *proceeds to turn into Crizztiano Ronaldo*

    • @jirimijirimijirimi
      @jirimijirimijirimi Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jdogbdr
      @jdogbdr Год назад +22

      This is anew one 😂

    • @abinashtarai6067
      @abinashtarai6067 Год назад +6

      Right 😂

    • @hhhcirA
      @hhhcirA Год назад +10

      rizznaldo

    • @Dio65791
      @Dio65791 Год назад +5

      This is the most funniest and most original comment I have ever seen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackgarw
    @jackgarw Год назад +7251

    bro was rizzing up the interviewer before he even got asked the question

  • @AndreaXV
    @AndreaXV Год назад +5178

    Bro has a degree in Rizzical Education

    • @DallisCorbin
      @DallisCorbin Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @musicAle77
      @musicAle77 Год назад +4

      Rizzological*

    • @-Sean_
      @-Sean_ Год назад +8

      ​@@musicAle77 no it's like physical

    • @mrm....6666
      @mrm....6666 Год назад +1

      Dam 666 likes

    • @UltraZombieSoldier
      @UltraZombieSoldier Год назад +2

      ​@@-Sean_ Quantum Rizzics and Bling Theory

  • @darkscripts5987
    @darkscripts5987 Год назад +40383

    Bro said "horrible" and then evolved into Tyrannosaurus Rizz.

  • @MCIsSquared
    @MCIsSquared 11 месяцев назад +174

    “My rizz is horrible”
    *drops the coldest compliments*

    • @bettyezekiela9148
      @bettyezekiela9148 7 месяцев назад

      ARE YOU MIXED CAUSE YOUR HALF FINE AND HALF MINE 😏😏😏💖💖😙😙😏😏🤤

    • @bettyezekiela9148
      @bettyezekiela9148 7 месяцев назад +2

      YOU MUST 😘❤ BE TIRED 😫 CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING IN MY MIND

  • @michaelmoore4245
    @michaelmoore4245 Год назад +37819

    “I’ll give you a reason to stay” man is working towards his PhD in quantum rizzics

    • @niyioloyede7733
      @niyioloyede7733 Год назад +145

      😂😂😂😂

    • @janeksobieralski7334
      @janeksobieralski7334 Год назад +400

      Completes the task efficiently - keeps going just for fun 😂 Became the professor before he finished his degree

    • @josephdutan3417
      @josephdutan3417 Год назад +76

      I laughed more than I should have 🤣

    • @AlessRoush
      @AlessRoush Год назад +13

      🤣🤣

    • @LuxFlowz
      @LuxFlowz Год назад +81

      Quantum rizzics is crazy 😂

  • @josephfinds
    @josephfinds Год назад +12068

    Man’s turned out to be a Professor of Rizzology.

    • @AnindaAntorikkha
      @AnindaAntorikkha Год назад +8

      1k likes and no comments ? lemme fix that XD

    • @josephwarren5127
      @josephwarren5127 Год назад +83

      Bro got a Degree in Quantum Rizzics

    • @ianssjg_gd
      @ianssjg_gd Год назад +12

      Bro mastered all degrees of rizz and still calls it bad what's good? ☠️

    • @UserRobot215
      @UserRobot215 Год назад +4

      He has good genetic looks, obviously he's going to attract Stacy

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Год назад +7

      ​@@UserRobot215 bro wym genetic looks my man got muscle he worked for that shit 💀💀💀

  • @barbz2093
    @barbz2093 Год назад +19829

    he gave her a rizzon to stay 😭

    • @sleed4639
      @sleed4639 Год назад +75

      lmao

    • @theherosyear4229
      @theherosyear4229 Год назад +132

      You win 😂😂😂🥇

    • @T_T-T_T
      @T_T-T_T Год назад +112

      Get tf outta here😂

    • @BurReToe
      @BurReToe Год назад +44

      Underrated comment

    • @ANJIN-p4q
      @ANJIN-p4q Год назад +13

      It's too easy until she hits you with "sorry, I've a bf".

  • @mranime97
    @mranime97 9 месяцев назад +13

    Now he got 5$ and a girlfriend 😂

  • @tavicsummerville
    @tavicsummerville Год назад +18299

    Bro got offered 5 bucks and turned into the Rizzard of Oz 💀💀💀

  • @characterreporter4420
    @characterreporter4420 Год назад +4814

    Imagine what would happen if you give him 500$ and sent him on a Rizz-quest to a local club.

    • @sasso906
      @sasso906 Год назад +70

      if someone did that this man would have an army

    • @Josephine96
      @Josephine96 Год назад +53

      Local population skyrockets!

    • @hiimbored723
      @hiimbored723 Год назад +2

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @a.l7025
      @a.l7025 Год назад

      He would rizzel everyone there with shizzel on his nizzel

    • @Lil.Yahmeaner
      @Lil.Yahmeaner Год назад +6

      Rizz-quest lmao, my sides are in orbit! 😂

  • @mus8654
    @mus8654 Год назад +1323

    All that dude needed was 5$ to give a performance of a lifetime.

    • @OverRule1
      @OverRule1 Год назад +6

      Imagine if you offered him $10. He'd be unstoppable

    • @nuclearpugg
      @nuclearpugg Год назад

      I would scare the girl away or get ignored lmao

    • @thegeekno72
      @thegeekno72 Год назад

      Double the reward, the dude gets a harem

  • @vic4750
    @vic4750 10 месяцев назад +26

    immaculate rizz 💀💀

  • @forrest_ation
    @forrest_ation 2 года назад +51313

    He went crazy with the rizz lool it was only $5 man

    • @Elimbi1
      @Elimbi1 Год назад +1152

      Imagine what he would for 50

    • @obtainuniversal
      @obtainuniversal Год назад +62

      😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @EJames-nm4qt
      @EJames-nm4qt Год назад +585

      He saw a 10. He would've done it for free

    • @mrniz461
      @mrniz461 Год назад +16

      Lmao

    • @papayo8178
      @papayo8178 Год назад +252

      Because he always wanted to do it. Some pple need a little external motivation/ push

  • @Malek-dg4gh
    @Malek-dg4gh Год назад +4300

    Bro really NEEDED that 5$.

    • @andilemaseko5568
      @andilemaseko5568 Год назад +55

      And ended up breaking his rizz limiter.

    • @lasgio_
      @lasgio_ Год назад +27

      The current state of rizzonomy, gotta make do

    • @MotorsportWeekly
      @MotorsportWeekly Год назад

      The $5 needs him more

  • @k.madhumitarao6606
    @k.madhumitarao6606 Год назад +4590

    Bro started his love life for 5 dollars 💀💀💀

    • @ragavzzz6584
      @ragavzzz6584 Год назад

      Why you speaking like ur 17? How old r u aunty?

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 Год назад +21

      Yeah, might as well start somewhere.
      And here I am thinking I am gonna get put in a pillory for being awkward around the opposite gender.

    • @trylks
      @trylks Год назад +10

      All he needed was a little push.

    • @ajx2956
      @ajx2956 Год назад

      Fr

    • @RSidd
      @RSidd Год назад

      I think he started her love life.

  • @inducxion
    @inducxion Год назад +63

    "The more humble you are the greater the rizz of attraction" - Isaac rizzton

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn Год назад +3626

    He pursued a degree in quantum rizzics for that $5

    • @aguatype9269
      @aguatype9269 Год назад +10

      I’m stealing this

    • @combostreaker30
      @combostreaker30 Год назад +4

      @@aguatype9269 lol same

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn Год назад +3

      @@aguatype9269 I'm ngl, it ain't the most original. I took "quantum rizzics" from somewhere else 😂

    • @mtmullianis
      @mtmullianis Год назад +1

      Loool me and my friends created this phrase didn’t think there people of a similar mindset 💪

    • @SirTootsAlot
      @SirTootsAlot Год назад

      ​@@mtmullianis no you didn't. It's been said for the past couple months. It's honestly some copy paste BOT SHIT

  • @iamvan7243
    @iamvan7243 Год назад +24734

    Bro was to humble to admit that he had a PhD in Quantum Rizzics

  • @vdd1001
    @vdd1001 Год назад +3110

    He said he had no rizz and proceeded to display more confidence than I ever have

    • @jreacts3652
      @jreacts3652 Год назад +65

      Confidence is half of the story the other is that she found him attractive.She rated him a 9.All he had to do was have a conversation and it’s already a given.Now I would be impressed if he was a 4 or 5 and still pulled then that would convince me of real rizz

    • @zeppkfw
      @zeppkfw Год назад +7

      @@jreacts3652 Bro was short but he had everything going for him. Imagine if bro was 6foot 😮‍💨

    • @blowndome
      @blowndome Год назад +2

      @@zeppkfw It was the fake tribal tattoos 😂

    • @Henry-fy6xp
      @Henry-fy6xp Год назад +1

      @@blowndome I mean if he’s native it makes sense

    • @yaboyjonez9476
      @yaboyjonez9476 Год назад

      😭😭😭😂

  • @kpec3
    @kpec3 10 месяцев назад +12

    Really nice. Just straight up talk, confidence, got to the point and a little hug at the end. I'd say he smacked it at every stop, baby.

  • @spoder22
    @spoder22 Год назад +8750

    Asking a girl “W rizz?” is like a politician asking “am i based?”

    • @s.baldrick3807
      @s.baldrick3807 Год назад +325

      Yet he somehow got away with it lmao

    • @693gamefreak
      @693gamefreak Год назад +56

      It was cringe but he got away with it

    • @kimbo5409
      @kimbo5409 Год назад +32

      It's not so bad because this generation is chronically online

    • @Grinchillah
      @Grinchillah Год назад +2

      @@Mushriimpp you’re so wholesome I love it lol def cringe but everybody is cringe every now and then. Seems like a nice dude.

    • @theprodigalson4003
      @theprodigalson4003 Год назад +6

      I imagined one doing this and I laughed. Can’t wait for in 45+ years when my generations are politicians and say shit like that

  • @jimmygamer7188
    @jimmygamer7188 Год назад +257715

    all bro needed was 5$ to become the Rizzly bear 💀💀💀

    • @greymann4047
      @greymann4047 Год назад +4039

      I had to skroll back 2 videos to like this comment cause i was still laughing about it watching rogan talk about leg kicks
      Spelling

    • @becktimmons9116
      @becktimmons9116 Год назад +545

      💀

    • @NightWRLD2000
      @NightWRLD2000 Год назад +2436

      The fuckin rizzly bear 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @zayn659
      @zayn659 Год назад +938

      Rizzly bear? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justyndl8981
      @justyndl8981 Год назад +190

      💀💀💀

  • @wolfgvming5855
    @wolfgvming5855 Год назад +1410

    Offer a man $5 and watch the Rizz God appear

    • @sumaoncrack2251
      @sumaoncrack2251 Год назад +2

      262 likes no replies let me fix that

    • @wolfchef43
      @wolfchef43 Год назад +2

      288 likes with 1 reply, let me fix that

    • @za1ko628
      @za1ko628 Год назад +3

      was'nt tho it was horrible and cringe

  • @nghtbot340
    @nghtbot340 Год назад +38

    I love she rapidly switched between being creeped out to being rizzed up 😂

    • @knives5964
      @knives5964 4 месяца назад +1

      The dude is good looking we all see it he could fumble and still would have got her interest lol

  • @pasetherichez
    @pasetherichez Год назад +404

    Confidence was created when she said 9

  • @snipz0844
    @snipz0844 Год назад +5989

    "My rizz is horrible" does the best human speaking possible

    • @Linkmangamer
      @Linkmangamer Год назад +88

      People work best under pressure

    • @4ssassin665
      @4ssassin665 Год назад +24

      @@Linkmangamer depends on the situation tbh

    • @me2468
      @me2468 Год назад +43

      @@Linkmangamer there are 2 types actually either they do better under pressure or worse

    • @ZakSnay.io18
      @ZakSnay.io18 Год назад +3

      @@Linkmangamer not everyone

    • @skyguy1236
      @skyguy1236 Год назад +5

      he didn't tho X_X it was so cringe he's just good looking

  • @ammonalldredge3495
    @ammonalldredge3495 Год назад +5372

    Man's alter ego is Mike Rizzowski

    • @leodileo
      @leodileo Год назад +8

      😂

    • @Kruiser.
      @Kruiser. Год назад +2

      1.1k likes and 1 reply? Let me change that

    • @BhanukaEkanayake
      @BhanukaEkanayake Год назад +10

      Adolf rizzler

    • @matipene2878
      @matipene2878 Год назад +3

      ​@@BhanukaEkanayake 💀💀💀

    • @toegrippr
      @toegrippr Год назад +1

      @@BhanukaEkanayake aint no way💀

  • @badru9
    @badru9 Год назад +11

    Bro doesn't need rizz, rizz needs him

  • @ssh7579
    @ssh7579 Год назад +12034

    For $50 he'll rizz the entire campus. Rizzpect.

  • @RealRoronoaZoro
    @RealRoronoaZoro Год назад +3650

    All he needed was 5$ to become the Rizzer of Oz

  • @EvanGordonHD
    @EvanGordonHD Год назад +2381

    “You merely adopted the rizz, I was born in it, moulded by it..”

  • @MUsICIsCOOLyo
    @MUsICIsCOOLyo 11 месяцев назад +5

    Bro all he needed was five bucks and turned into Lionel rizzy

  • @they_all_luv_clara
    @they_all_luv_clara Год назад +18030

    Bro just needed the motivation and all of a sudden became the Rizzard of Oz

  • @chilufyashatunka5860
    @chilufyashatunka5860 Год назад +714

    Dude really gave her a Rizzon to stay

  • @JimboPro
    @JimboPro Год назад +5797

    Bro got offered $5 and turned into Charizzard 💀

    • @clivecurry
      @clivecurry Год назад +13

      😂

    • @214skrilla6
      @214skrilla6 Год назад +40

      Charizzard is outrageous

    • @sobversion3
      @sobversion3 Год назад +8

      This is the least forced one of any I've ever seen 👌

    • @azuamv
      @azuamv Год назад +3

      The best one lmao 😂

    • @Yoruichi-hq1tv
      @Yoruichi-hq1tv Год назад +3

      That made me laugh ngl

  • @zoyapeerthum6968
    @zoyapeerthum6968 Месяц назад +1

    she has a nice,chill,classic voice

  • @26gdagod.62
    @26gdagod.62 Год назад +2999

    Bro got offered 5$ and turned into rizz khalifa 💀💀💀

  • @widejeff8993
    @widejeff8993 Год назад +2367

    You pay this man 100$ and he’s got the whole town

    • @amber619pop
      @amber619pop Год назад +24

      Somehow I automatically knew after seeing him that he would be able to do this challenge easily. The only way he could have failed is if he asked a girl who was into girls only.

    • @jawtalk085
      @jawtalk085 Год назад +11

      @@amber619pop nah that wouldn’t probably have even stopped him. bro would just change their sexuality

    • @Rei-O-Rei
      @Rei-O-Rei Год назад +3

      @@jawtalk085 Man's rizz was that powerful

    • @KRei7
      @KRei7 Год назад

      💀

    • @dnzz453
      @dnzz453 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sathvikaprakash4827
    @sathvikaprakash4827 Год назад +2633

    Bro really needed that 5$ to sponsor his research at Rizzlord University

    • @johnn8643
      @johnn8643 Год назад +10

      Bro really needed it

    • @lakimis.5417
      @lakimis.5417 Год назад +27

      a PhD in Rizzology is one of the most sought after qualifications nowadays

    • @monishsatwani_
      @monishsatwani_ Год назад +15

      Rizzearch

    • @priyac.d3143
      @priyac.d3143 Год назад +2

      ​@@monishsatwani_omg i can't-

    • @Mila_Bo_Bila
      @Mila_Bo_Bila Год назад

      And to graduate from Rizzlord University with amazing grades

  • @BurgerSoda
    @BurgerSoda 2 месяца назад +2

    “And that, son, is how I met your mother”

  • @BDUDE
    @BDUDE Год назад +8658

    He's the type of guy who would cry before an exam and get straight A's

    • @felixalbert3739
      @felixalbert3739 Год назад +50

      Idk This comment got me dying 😂

    • @jucci178
      @jucci178 Год назад +59

      I mean she said he’s a 9. He could’ve said non sense and still pulled

    • @Gavril007
      @Gavril007 Год назад +7

      My gf stresses so much before her tests and almost always gets As, i just have to tune her out lol

    • @amber619pop
      @amber619pop Год назад +6

      @@jucci178 she was lying though, she didn't want to say 10 because she didn't want to seem desperate even though it's the truth lol

    • @asmitsuman
      @asmitsuman Год назад

      ​@@jucci178 pretty sure she wasn't being completely honest

  • @kevinbeltran2404
    @kevinbeltran2404 Год назад +3047

    Bro really said, “so you like Hawaii? Maybe we can go on a rizzort”

  • @elkku1239
    @elkku1239 Год назад +8540

    Imagine them married after 5 years, and then she saw this video and realises that he did it all for 5 bucks💀💀

    • @jetspull5064
      @jetspull5064 Год назад +361

      All bro is need is 5 dollars and a bit of motivation

    • @RTBCOD
      @RTBCOD Год назад +152

      That's how it all started and now we've been married for 15 years (12 going out and 3 actually married) with a baby! You never know, that's all it takes and it could be a good or a bad thing, you decide! :p

    • @Mopark25
      @Mopark25 Год назад +27

      There's a Stevie Emerson skit about that lol

    • @cautarepvp2079
      @cautarepvp2079 Год назад +5

      ​@@RTBCODShe was hot damn

    • @lenatunji
      @lenatunji Год назад +7

      I won’t even speak to a girl unless someone tells me to.

  • @SevenixFN
    @SevenixFN 2 месяца назад +1

    „How did you met mom,dad?“
    „I got 5 bucks“

  • @layfow4854
    @layfow4854 Год назад +8734

    bro said W rizz in real life 💀

    • @kevina.2269
      @kevina.2269 Год назад +45

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @abnanw2501
      @abnanw2501 Год назад +115

      ey it worked haha

    • @Noah_McCurry
      @Noah_McCurry Год назад +85

      And it worked 💀 goes to show you

    • @brucewayne2184
      @brucewayne2184 Год назад +30

      He also says oof. Too much internet, man. Or Roblox. Either is bad.

    • @faucy2315
      @faucy2315 Год назад +27

      @@brucewayne2184bro oof comes from the sound not the other way around🤣🤣

  • @kannonberning166
    @kannonberning166 Год назад +3551

    He said it’s horrible then proceeded to pull off the James Bond level rizz

    • @ynswrld2130
      @ynswrld2130 Год назад +62

      If a girl thinks u look good u don’t got to do much just don’t talk yourself out the opportunity

    • @mr.runitup9842
      @mr.runitup9842 Год назад +1

      @@ynswrld2130 exactly

    • @B00nater
      @B00nater Год назад +24

      Ya’ll are delusional if you think this is rizz 😂😂

    • @ynswrld2130
      @ynswrld2130 Год назад +15

      @@B00nater fr it wasn’t rizz she just think he look good so willing to overlook shit

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 Год назад +14

      @@ynswrld2130 Bruh how do you think 'rizz' works lmao? Attraction is like 99% of what determines your success in approaching a stranger like this. No levek of smooth talking will make up for a lack of attraction. Hence, 'rizz' is literally just how attractive you are to people in general terms. So someone who is attractive to a majority of people will have amazing 'rizz' regardless of their approach and personality.

  • @jd_6029
    @jd_6029 Год назад +5912

    If he keeps pushin' he's gonna need a Rizztrainin order

  • @GeoVR12
    @GeoVR12 6 месяцев назад +5

    "And that's how I met your wife."

  • @noisejunkie8159
    @noisejunkie8159 Год назад +3906

    he deserved another $5 for that outstanding performance

    • @thyWarrior
      @thyWarrior Год назад +3

      1.1k likes and no replies? Lemme fix that.

    • @nolanclark9159
      @nolanclark9159 Год назад +2

      @@thyWarrior bruh

    • @thyWarrior
      @thyWarrior Год назад

      @@nolanclark9159 wut?

    • @nolanclark9159
      @nolanclark9159 Год назад +4

      @@thyWarrior I don't like when people say that. "1,100 likes and no comments, let me fix that." Why do you think there are no replies, because there doesn't need to be one. Just like the comment instead.

    • @thyWarrior
      @thyWarrior Год назад

      @@nolanclark9159 well I said that because I am an "NPC" my guy

  • @MarioRafaelM
    @MarioRafaelM Год назад +6229

    The moral of the story is If you get pay enough you'll eventually excel at your job, that's Rizzonomics right there.

  • @isaacharton7851
    @isaacharton7851 Год назад +6620

    Bro really graduated top of his class from Rizzward university on a $5 scholarship. 💀💀💀

  • @christopherricard633
    @christopherricard633 2 месяца назад +1

    "I hope your day is as beautiful as you"

  • @LegacyKnight-zm6vz
    @LegacyKnight-zm6vz Год назад +8956

    5 bucks was all it took to turn the guy into the Rizzard of Oz

    • @bazzti6645
      @bazzti6645 Год назад +13

      Stealing a months old top comment to farm likes ?
      Guess the emptiness in your heart turned you AttentionThief5000

    • @LegacyKnight-zm6vz
      @LegacyKnight-zm6vz Год назад +31

      @@bazzti6645 I literally did not see this comment anywhere before making it. Get over yourself

    • @california_company
      @california_company Год назад +10

      ​@@bazzti6645 dont think anyone farms likes on youtube lmao, he probably just wanted false praise and attention.. this isnt reddit.. having likes on a youtube comment doesnt really do much

    • @DeemsTheMemes
      @DeemsTheMemes Год назад +3

      @@bazzti6645 I sure hope he doesn’t do anything with those likes that he farmed. How would this effect lebrons legacy.

    • @Shake_Well_Before_Use
      @Shake_Well_Before_Use Год назад +6

      Wow there's a comment cop crying over comment copyrights 😂

  • @aoden-yt
    @aoden-yt Год назад +4566

    Bro fumbled by asking her “W rizz?” yet still managed to pull the bag💀

    • @RED_XLR
      @RED_XLR Год назад +208

      Yea i thought that part was a bad idea, but she agreed or said yes so maybe not. I still think it's a bit cringe to ask that. What do i know tho, i'm not a zoomer.

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster Год назад +96

      @@RED_XLR doesn't matter, cause he's good looking.

    • @GinJ1337
      @GinJ1337 Год назад +46

      if you're that good you can fumble a bit 😂

    • @wouter7165
      @wouter7165 Год назад +8

      ​@@RED_XLR Dude same, I feel so damn old watching this lmao

    • @planktonofbikinibottom
      @planktonofbikinibottom Год назад +45

      ​@@GameFuMaster exactly! He was cringey af in my opinion. But he's good-looking so she let it slide. Trust me, if it were anybody less attractive she would've called the police 😆

  • @caesarzeppeli1105
    @caesarzeppeli1105 Год назад +27932

    "It's horrible" *Proceeds to demonstrate the principles of rizzonomics*

    • @honkhonk5181
      @honkhonk5181 Год назад +441

      The principles: Be an actual 9/10 in physical appearance. You really think this routine would work if the guy looked like some combination of rob sneider and Danny devito?

    • @Ria-ed2yu
      @Ria-ed2yu Год назад +153

      That felt more like quantum rizzics

    • @lealthegreat
      @lealthegreat Год назад

      @@honkhonk5181 you just mad cus you ugly. feels bad

    • @SigmaBateman-cx1oj
      @SigmaBateman-cx1oj Год назад +49

      Bro these comments 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheHockey991
      @TheHockey991 Год назад +22

      ​@@honkhonk5181💀

  • @PhiOFFICIALPhi
    @PhiOFFICIALPhi Месяц назад +2

    “Never ever, not even in your dreams, try to pull this off in India”
    -A learned Indian scholar

  • @ran97396
    @ran97396 Год назад +13457

    “oof it’s horrible”
    Proceeds to impregnate the entire female population

  • @Joel-wj9ql
    @Joel-wj9ql Год назад +5961

    My rizz game horrible...
    *proceeds to procure
    Einstein's theory of rizzativity*

  • @xerxlugner5361
    @xerxlugner5361 Год назад +3642

    This is the perfect example of why you shouldn't feel nervous approaching a girl.. man started out so bad but the pressure made him hella good

    • @Diavolo222
      @Diavolo222 Год назад +313

      He's also insanely attractive. Chick gave him a 9 after 2 sec interaction.

    • @maurods3151
      @maurods3151 Год назад +95

      @@Diavolo222 tbh even if he was a 4, she probably would have said a high number anyway, you can’t just say “you’re ugly af” 😂

    • @p.s1034
      @p.s1034 Год назад +88

      The dude knows he is good looking and his oozing confidence, and its obvious that he has enough experience doing this, his looks are what carried the beginning of the approach until she admitted she found him attractive and he went all in without having to continue feeling out the conversation. That said, confidence is still important and can make up for other things when approaching whoever

    • @facescar2240
      @facescar2240 Год назад +34

      99 percent of the work was done by his looks alone.

    • @emancules
      @emancules Год назад +24

      @@maurods3151don’t think you’ve ever seen women rate. They be telling dudes they’re a 3 straight to their face

  • @ARTVGAMING
    @ARTVGAMING Месяц назад +1

    "Its horrible"

  • @sxnshine5048
    @sxnshine5048 Год назад +10480

    If he doesn’t stop, he gon get a rizztraining order 😭

  • @Spectre_Shorts
    @Spectre_Shorts Год назад +723

    Man said "I'm trash" and became a RIZZician 💀

    • @mccroryshealthandfitness7242
      @mccroryshealthandfitness7242 Год назад +4

      not really.. it was cringe he would have pulled her no mmatter ewhat

    • @TheRealGojoBaby
      @TheRealGojoBaby Год назад +10

      ​@@mccroryshealthandfitness7242 bro stop hating it aint even that deep🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Geeir-ho
      @Geeir-ho Год назад

      @@TheRealGojoBaby ong

    • @deezknuts3058
      @deezknuts3058 Год назад

      you know how it is, always gotta stay a humble king 💪👑💯

  • @Subh371-i8o
    @Subh371-i8o 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro created a monster💀💀

  • @jeanclaudeabouelias989
    @jeanclaudeabouelias989 Год назад +9920

    He needs a 100 million $ contract from the Memphis Rizzlies

    • @hivas2crazee
      @hivas2crazee Год назад +32

      nah he needs to be teaching people how to rizz w Jordan Poole

    • @jacob_urboi
      @jacob_urboi Год назад +26

      No way bro is about turn into rizz morant💀

    • @mikewazowski6160
      @mikewazowski6160 Год назад

      @@hivas2crazeenah he's gonna steel all Poole's baddies

    • @davidhsu2124
      @davidhsu2124 Год назад +18

      Or to the Washington rizzards

    • @Bmorefan
      @Bmorefan Год назад +2

      ​@@jacob_urboi that don't work

  • @not_alexis4
    @not_alexis4 Год назад +2605

    All the dude needed was $5 and he evolved into Walt Rizzney 👀💀💀

    • @mustachespud
      @mustachespud Год назад +11

      I’m using this one 😂😂😂

    • @dakotadedreu1451
      @dakotadedreu1451 Год назад +4

      Walt Rizzney, stahp 🤣👏👏👏☠️

    • @shah8177
      @shah8177 Год назад +6

      This is the exact moment walt rizzney turn into Heisenrizz

    • @_the_rizzler
      @_the_rizzler Год назад +1

      ​@@shah8177 *Rizzenberg

    • @Kk-iw4ck
      @Kk-iw4ck Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @itsbrotherG
    @itsbrotherG Год назад +1861

    Man’s later changed his subject to quantum rizzics

    • @BaldyFade
      @BaldyFade Год назад +5

      This girl was an NPC. I detect zero Rizz only cringe

    • @commercio3564
      @commercio3564 Год назад +2

      I'm choking hahaha That was funny. Quantumn Rizzics ffs lool

  • @Terrell-n4o
    @Terrell-n4o 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro got that majestic rizz ngl

  • @nghtbot340
    @nghtbot340 Год назад +5901

    "I don't have rizz but 5 bucks is 5 bucks."
    -Julius Rizzar

  • @EclipseMints08
    @EclipseMints08 Год назад +1807

    Once a girl finds you attractive, you can speak in code and she’d still give you her number.

    • @polnareff7295
      @polnareff7295 Год назад +163

      yeah like if this man was less attractive he'd just be viewed as a complete creep. also tbh this girl is extremely easy and seems naive. (coming from a woman)

    • @Justpassingby204
      @Justpassingby204 Год назад +8

      Facts bro

    • @Justpassingby204
      @Justpassingby204 Год назад +101

      @@polnareff7295 the halo effect is real. He was smooth, but likely wouldn’t have been taken as seriously if he had a lesser build and an uglier face

    • @deezgutz5330
      @deezgutz5330 Год назад +42

      ​@@Justpassingby204He wasn't smooth, "JuSt GiB Me 4 I'll be ur otha hAlF" lmao wtf.

    • @Rudebo
      @Rudebo Год назад +34

      @@deezgutz5330 exactly he was horrible! but you could tell she was equally unselective about the way a guy approached her. Probably why he approached her.

  • @MysteriousMM
    @MysteriousMM Год назад +4813

    Bro started asking this girl questions and instantly became the Rizzler ❔

    • @angelo08280
      @angelo08280 Год назад +138

      She called the cops to give him a rizztaining order

    • @Paxty1
      @Paxty1 Год назад +44

      @@angelo08280 my uncle must have a Rizz training order because he not allowed within 100 ft of schools

    • @angelo08280
      @angelo08280 Год назад +37

      @@Paxty1 Nah bro, your uncle is a rizz offender

    • @bryanmavis8771
      @bryanmavis8771 Год назад +27

      @@angelo08280 im not surprised bro, his uncle cant rizzist temptation.

    • @Dozen.
      @Dozen. Год назад +3

      Sizzler

  • @Hurtzy117
    @Hurtzy117 4 месяца назад +1

    Dude was offered $5 and transformed into the Rizz King. ☠️

  • @user-s7777
    @user-s7777 Год назад +5713

    "My rizz is horrible" - Rizzard Dawkins

  • @pankucsimarcell5620
    @pankucsimarcell5620 Год назад +4185

    bro really asked "w rizz?" 💀💀

    • @dreamdaycharleston
      @dreamdaycharleston Год назад +250

      Lmao so cringe

    • @LightlessAMG
      @LightlessAMG Год назад +71

      @DREAM DAY Charleston yeah that gave me middle school children vibes. What a weird thing to say irl as a twenty something adult male lmao "w rizz?¿😏"

    • @thecooljohn100
      @thecooljohn100 Год назад

      @@rushikeshmalave8063Yes haha. It's a twitch chat thing. People type Ws and Ls all the time for dumb stuff

    • @LeBronyaJames
      @LeBronyaJames Год назад +34

      Yet it still worked😂

    • @aledge8369
      @aledge8369 Год назад +3

      W rizz tho

  • @foxcannon
    @foxcannon Год назад +6733

    "I'll give you $5 if yo-"
    *Becomes Adolf Rizzler*

    • @carsonthompson8073
      @carsonthompson8073 Год назад +131

      Adolf Rizzler had me rolling 😂

    • @XEROCAR3
      @XEROCAR3 Год назад

      Then proceeds to evolve into Osama rizz laden

    • @mchief3463
      @mchief3463 Год назад +83

      rizzophile

    • @still4valid
      @still4valid Год назад +35

      Nah because I was trying to make this my PlayStation name like a couple weeks ago 💀💀

    • @DefinitelyDaniel369
      @DefinitelyDaniel369 Год назад +2

      🔥🔥💀💀

  • @TOG548
    @TOG548 Месяц назад +1

    Bro got a girlfriend and 5 bucks, nice

  • @Drico000
    @Drico000 Год назад +655

    bros studying quantum rizzics 💀

    • @silkic
      @silkic Год назад +1

      Cringe

    • @MRBass6000
      @MRBass6000 Год назад +2

      ​@@silkic timmy stop being disappointment that's why i left

    • @silkic
      @silkic Год назад

      @@MRBass6000 Dad?

    • @iamdarkphantom
      @iamdarkphantom Год назад

      ​@@silkic ask him if he got the milk

    • @-AmPO
      @-AmPO Год назад

      @@silkicask him why he left me and my mom for Veronica

  • @sjcooli
    @sjcooli Год назад +668

    if she attracted to you dawg, you already won.

  • @geoblaster4166
    @geoblaster4166 Год назад +980

    Bro used his 6 year doctorate in rizzotronic engineering

  • @CalebPillay-j4y
    @CalebPillay-j4y 10 месяцев назад +1

    Plot twist he got the principals number💀☠️

  • @platinumpr0_0
    @platinumpr0_0 Год назад +1699

    Bro ate rizzotto for breakfast💀

    • @marshallbobby2078
      @marshallbobby2078 Год назад +6

      Nice one 😂

    • @k1llmong3r58
      @k1llmong3r58 Год назад +20

      bro this comment section got me dying

    • @BRUDDAHBAIN808
      @BRUDDAHBAIN808 Год назад +4

      Woah, rizzotto? 😂

    • @uzzlyxd
      @uzzlyxd Год назад

      I tried translating 😂, the only change is the skull moving 😂😂

  • @Coopicals489
    @Coopicals489 Год назад +3805

    "My rizz is horrible" - Theodore Rizzivelt, 26th rizzident of the U.S.

  • @lesedishametja7005
    @lesedishametja7005 Год назад +1187

    Bro lied.... He legit pulled out a Ph.D. Rizzology dissertation 💀

  • @The-goat-named-Bardia
    @The-goat-named-Bardia 2 месяца назад

    Bro became an absolute rizzler

  • @diegobrando3373
    @diegobrando3373 Год назад +409

    Bro found his future wife for 5 bucks

  • @rogercruz1547
    @rogercruz1547 Год назад +672

    she said he's a 9... at that moment I knew he could dance like a armless giraffe and she would still give him her number

    • @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750
      @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 Год назад +58

      this. everyone saying he is the Professor of Rizzic, or whatever ignore the fact that he was cringe at the whole time but she thought he was hot af.

    • @Jeahy.
      @Jeahy. Год назад +19

      I don’t know what you mean but I never seen a giraffe with arms

    • @yeaaaaaaaaaaaah-u2o
      @yeaaaaaaaaaaaah-u2o Год назад

      ​@@p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 thats rizz tho, being attractive. you can have "w-rizz" and still get no bitches if you ugly

    • @Sebastian_00110
      @Sebastian_00110 Год назад +9

      ​@@p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 no, he actually did a good approach, ice breaking and small talk, girls like that.

    • @m4z_871
      @m4z_871 Год назад +3

      Bruh yall didn’t hear after she said 9, she said “yeaaahh” like she was moaning??? YALL DIDN’T HEAR IT??? datz crazy….😅😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LbMeKing
    @LbMeKing Год назад +2667

    plot twist: He’s actually the campuses sole professor of “Rizz 101”.
    03/04/2023

    • @coryheavner8999
      @coryheavner8999 Год назад +88

      Bro put the date like he made history

    • @LbMeKing
      @LbMeKing Год назад +14

      @@coryheavner8999 Nah, so I can keep track of what I said when. I started doing it at a certain point. Check my comment history.

    • @cables2677
      @cables2677 Год назад

      @@coryheavner8999 the date so you can tell when these trends like "rizz" become outdated? 💀

    • @joshmoxey.
      @joshmoxey. Год назад +10

      I’m nerdy enough with documenting to actually appreciate the date being inserted in here 😂 man’s comments out here looking like my projects and files

    • @inhawaii4941
      @inhawaii4941 Год назад +17

      🤙 03/07/2023

  • @nook3306
    @nook3306 10 месяцев назад +2

    He isn’t good at rizzing. He is the rizz

  • @Vixamp1946
    @Vixamp1946 Год назад +3835

    Bro has a masters degree in Quantum Rizziccs

    • @nelmatrix3942
      @nelmatrix3942 Год назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @nelmatrix3942
      @nelmatrix3942 Год назад +14

      He just taught us one of the principles of thermodynarizz 😂😂😂

    • @hunterroche2170
      @hunterroche2170 Год назад +6

      Under rated comment 💀🤣

    • @srinathparimi33
      @srinathparimi33 Год назад +3

      Under rated comment

    • @_quixote
      @_quixote Год назад +4

      This isn’t funny. Seen it too much

  • @awkwardkey6652
    @awkwardkey6652 Год назад +2175

    Man said “that’s Jamba money baby” after giving the most exquisite display of pure unbridled rizz I have ever seen for $5

  • @braylonRL
    @braylonRL Год назад +2483

    bro needed that 5 dollars 💀
    edit: dawg stop with the likes with this dumb ah comment 😭

  • @_MandoCalrissian
    @_MandoCalrissian 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bro is majestic

  • @footballlifeofcam5144
    @footballlifeofcam5144 Год назад +984

    bruhhhh.. all he needed was $5 to become Anakin Rizzwalker