Why It Sucks to Be a Male Hyena

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  • Опубликовано: 18 июл 2017
  • Thanks to spotted hyenas’ unusual social structure, males experience a tough life of solitude, harassment, and deprivation.
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    Chepko-Sade, B. D. & Z. T. Halpin. 1987. Mammalian dispersal patterns: the effects of social stucture on population genetics. University of Chicago Press. Chicago, Illinois.
    Holekamp, K.E. & Smale, L. (2000) Feisty females and meek males: reproductive strategies in the spotted hyena. In Reproduction in Context. K. Wallen and J. Schneider (Eds). MIT Press. Cambridge. MA. Pp. 257-285.
    Kruuk H. 1972. The spotted hyena: a study of predation and social behavior. Chicago: University of Chicago Press.
    Smale, L., Nunes, S., and Holekamp, K.E. (1997) Sexually dimorphic dispersal in mammals: patterns, causes and consequences. Advances in the Study of Behavior 26: 181-250.
    Strauss, E., February 2017, personal communication.
    Turner, J., June 2017, personal communication.
    Van Horn, R.C., McElhinny, T.L. & Holekamp, K. E. (2003) Age estimation and dispersal in the spotted hyena (Crocuta crocuta). Journal of Mammalogy 84: 1019-1030.
    Watts, H. E. & Holekamp, K. E. (2007) Hyena societies. Current Biology 17: R657-R660.
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  • @MinuteEarth
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  • @billschannel
    @billschannel 7 лет назад +27615

    I'm glad I'm not a male hyena...

  • @sandrarivera1262
    @sandrarivera1262 7 лет назад +23531

    I just kept thinking about the three hyenas from The Lion King

  • @CosmicRetriever
    @CosmicRetriever 4 месяца назад +456

    This is why Shenzi was the leader of her cackle in The Lion King.

    • @nyoni_tour6677
      @nyoni_tour6677 Месяц назад +15

      And edd was the lowest 😅

    • @nyoni_tour6677
      @nyoni_tour6677 Месяц назад +6

      And edd was the lowest 😅

    • @Meow33109
      @Meow33109 26 дней назад

      😂wow

    • @raggydoll0189
      @raggydoll0189 25 дней назад +1

      interesting, i never really thought of that before

  • @MrVanillaCaramel
    @MrVanillaCaramel Год назад +494

    The males should leave their original pack as one group so together they can fight and defeat the males of the next pack.

    • @ilect1690
      @ilect1690 Год назад +32

      Or they could just trade cubs once they reach sexual maturity

    • @LegendOfTheOld
      @LegendOfTheOld Год назад +17

      Tell'em

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 Год назад +38

      So basically the Hyena Mongol Empire

    • @Changed.User100
      @Changed.User100 Год назад +16

      Why cant they just gang up on the females

    • @MrVanillaCaramel
      @MrVanillaCaramel Год назад +55

      @@Changed.User100 The females are bigger.

  • @SoulCrapper
    @SoulCrapper 3 года назад +7268

    Why do male hyenas laugh so much?
    Because if you're not laughing you're crying.

    • @marklizer3554
      @marklizer3554 3 года назад +90

      Never thought of it that way

    • @vivashvanbhushan3422
      @vivashvanbhushan3422 3 года назад +217

      There is also this study that if a person laughs too excessive, they are likely emotionally broken inside. Maybe same for hyena's.

    • @LisaCupcake
      @LisaCupcake 3 года назад +49

      He used to think his life was a tragedy...

    • @Jewel_Man_Kisser
      @Jewel_Man_Kisser 3 года назад +9

      Wth 🤣

    • @nurtilek312
      @nurtilek312 3 года назад +5

      so underrated

  • @gissb4848
    @gissb4848 7 лет назад +24598

    As a male hyena I can confirm this.

    • @aquawoelfly
      @aquawoelfly 7 лет назад +564

      GΙIłсн SSB4 know your place omega!

    • @hthumbs4072
      @hthumbs4072 7 лет назад +609

      GΙIłсн SSB4 I'm sorry for your struggles

    • @dxtura
      @dxtura 7 лет назад +129

      fucking otherkin

    • @jamicasey5371
      @jamicasey5371 7 лет назад +237

      You should have a revolution

    • @jamesbell0
      @jamesbell0 7 лет назад +266

      Good to hear there is good independent male hyena out there.

  • @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei
    @Kuhmuhnistische_Partei 2 года назад +590

    There is actually a small chance for male hyenas to become clan "kings". When the highest-ranking offspring of the matriarch is male and the matriarch dies, that male keeps that rank and therefore become a male "alpha"-hyena. For example: the Shamba clan in the Ngorongoro crater was led by a male for two years.

    • @blackshirtsocialist1457
      @blackshirtsocialist1457 2 года назад +30

      Interesting i bet that is rare occurance

    • @Sigmaasphere
      @Sigmaasphere Год назад +47

      You trying to make male hyenas feel good?😂

    • @chatgpt4135
      @chatgpt4135 10 месяцев назад +66

      @@Sigmaasphere The male baby of alpha female has importance, cos Any gender baby of alpha female is treated as important similar to how queen and king's kids have higher heirarchy
      Thus, spotted hyenas live in matrilineal societies led by an 'alpha-female' followed by her young and all other females with their young. Below the lowest-ranking native clan member comes the highest-ranking immigrant male, followed by all other immigrant males.

    • @onlyenzoYT
      @onlyenzoYT 2 месяца назад +5

      Accept Jesus Christ ❤️he loves u died n rose again for ur forgiveness

    • @sikul3237
      @sikul3237 2 месяца назад +10

      He's just a human​@@onlyenzoYT

  • @noeggsnolegs3749
    @noeggsnolegs3749 4 года назад +5982

    i thought hyenas were morons untill i realized they were laughing on their own life

    • @Nuala0808
      @Nuala0808 4 года назад +45

      XD

    • @andreiaguilar9363
      @andreiaguilar9363 4 года назад +17

      Atharva Deo they are morons

    • @someone8240
      @someone8240 4 года назад +70

      @@andreiaguilar9363 what makes you think so?

    • @andreiaguilar9363
      @andreiaguilar9363 4 года назад +10

      egg cheese 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

    • @someone8240
      @someone8240 4 года назад +41

      @@andreiaguilar9363 ?

  • @TheDiamondMc88
    @TheDiamondMc88 3 года назад +5976

    "Male hyena life sucks"
    Male bees : finnaly a worthy oppenent

  • @user-cx6lq8mt5g
    @user-cx6lq8mt5g 2 года назад +468

    Lol imagine if in Aggretsuko, Haida had multiple sisters and a mom who were all portrayed as being a lot taller and bigger than him, aggressive and terrify the shit out of everyone. And their all so protective of Haida cause he’s the total opposite. That would be a really funny concept.

    • @mjxbb1983
      @mjxbb1983 2 года назад +22

      Bruh I did not know people would mention this

    • @reversenoobz1
      @reversenoobz1 Год назад +16

      That'd actually be a interesting part of the story lol

    • @detweiler
      @detweiler Год назад +3

      That is trueee😆 who's excited for season 5

    • @reversenoobz1
      @reversenoobz1 Год назад +1

      @@detweiler Me!

    • @randomwolfygirl
      @randomwolfygirl Год назад +2

      I like this idea

  • @voidishprattles4319
    @voidishprattles4319 Год назад +383

    Funny. I've had people describe me as a Hyena I've developed a habit of chuckling at just about everything. Whether i feel good or bad about it, years of trauma has made it the only comfortable method i have. Stuff that connects like this is just... Always fascinating. Goes to show how learning more about our world is very valuable for the sake of introspection.

    • @dheerajsharma5297
      @dheerajsharma5297 Год назад +1

      And I can connect with everything you said.

    • @michaelcook6483
      @michaelcook6483 Год назад

      The end result of feminism.
      Beta males

    • @alfahim6972
      @alfahim6972 Год назад +9

      THIS IS THE REASON WHY HYENAS ARE LED BY FEMALES INSTEAD OF MALES!
      Not all animals practice matriarchy (female leadership), but when they do, there have to be a certain reason attached. Male has always been known to have dominance over the females but imagine a situation where this goes otherwise. There are some certain animals which practice matriarchy, one of which are the hyenas. But why are hyenas led by females instead of males? We will get to know that as this article proceeds.
      Hyenas are carnivorous mammals and they are mostly scavengers. Hyenas catch prey with their teeth rather than claws, they eat food quickly and may store it. They have calloused feet with large, blunt, nonretractable claws adapted for running and making sharp turns. They are known to be scavengers who steal food from other predators using their large group as an advantage. Hyenas of a clan live, rest, run down prey and patrol their territory together.
      Hyena packs are known to take down stronger prey together. In battle, hyenas fight fiercely in large packs, supporting and defending each other. But this doesn't mean hyenas only depend on their clan for support; they can take down a gazelle or wildebeest unassisted, and even a single hyena can fight off a leopard. Some hyenas will wander off alone, rejoining the clan at a later time; others are lone hyenas, not depending on any clan. The hyena family have 4 species and they vary in size such as spotted hyena, brown, striped and Aardwolf.
      The spotted hyena packs are formed both deliberately and coincidentally; hyenas will gather together to form packs, and they may also find themselves by chance. These packs are usually temporary and will eventually disperse resulting in the hyenas joining other packs, or in the case of pack leaders, form a new pack. Like i said earlier the hyena clan practice matriarchy, that is, it is led by a single female hyena.
      Now to the question, why are hyenas led by females instead of males? Usually in the wild, the male animals are often larger, stronger and more aggressive than the females. But that's different in the case of hyenas. The female hyenas are larger, stronger and fiercer than males, and as a result of this they hold higher rank and are usually pack leaders.

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 4 месяца назад

      @@alfahim6972
      Give it 1 more decade.
      More of the human world is being like that now anyways

  • @pyqshawn9449
    @pyqshawn9449 3 года назад +2453

    Male hyenas: *heeeeeey*
    Females: *he who speaks is unworthy*

    • @megaball-ps8tq
      @megaball-ps8tq 3 года назад +33

      Male hyena (after joining a clan): why does my life suck bad?

    • @Johannesburg_
      @Johannesburg_ 3 года назад +10

      @Александр Наумов Delete this. You suck if you have a gf or bf in a video game get a life and go get a person irl nasty pervert

    • @Purubunga9
      @Purubunga9 3 года назад +7

      @@Johannesburg_ yeah

    • @violetskiy854
      @violetskiy854 3 года назад +4

      @Александр Наумов you're not wanted hear

    • @Johannesburg_
      @Johannesburg_ 3 года назад +1

      @@violetskiy854 his or her profile. Look at the link if u are a chad i am not and when i saw it :((((( fuck the sack of useless piece of shit. Also love is real, yup in a game some pixles flirting is real love and love is for the weak, people who want love for theirself to improve is the only ppl who should get love ppl who beg for it just to have shall be called "the weak"

  • @lowtidemoon
    @lowtidemoon 7 лет назад +4011

    wait... The Lion King was pretty fucking accurate with the only female hyena being the leader of the two male hyenas

    • @jesseperez2284
      @jesseperez2284 7 лет назад +225

      I thought Disney sent over people to study lions and the other wonderful/horrifying critters of Africa before making the movie for a few years so that they could be accurate.

    • @highlow1212
      @highlow1212 7 лет назад +13

      they copied a broadway play

    • @MOON-lc8vf
      @MOON-lc8vf 7 лет назад +4

      Nepune Peachi right!

    • @PeninsulaPaintings
      @PeninsulaPaintings 7 лет назад +133

      +BrianKyllo They copied a Broadway play?? You do know that The Lion King was a movie BEFORE it was adapted on Broadway, right?

    • @shreshth8109
      @shreshth8109 7 лет назад +12

      holy fuck thats exactly what i was saying to myself

  • @brianaguilar5204
    @brianaguilar5204 2 года назад +86

    “Life if a male hyena sucks”
    Flies: finally a worthy opponent

    • @BobAndTheKidz
      @BobAndTheKidz Год назад

      life as a hyena sucks period, female hyenas have to give birth through a penis.

  • @KatesbordercollieLilly
    @KatesbordercollieLilly Год назад +82

    This makes sense, as some species such us wolves males and females can be dominant (usually as a pair) but with lions it's just the males as dominant, and with hyenas it's the females, but with humans no one can really decide lol

    • @succhold922
      @succhold922 Год назад +62

      humans its whoever has more money

    • @7yearsoldcrow
      @7yearsoldcrow Год назад

      @@succhold922 nah female got more money then male kills female

    • @cam0987
      @cam0987 Год назад

      With humans, its the males obviously who control our world

    • @icarojose6316
      @icarojose6316 Год назад

      Men are supposed to be the dominant ones in humans too, it’s just that it’s such a demanding job that most men withdraw

    • @chatgpt4135
      @chatgpt4135 10 месяцев назад

      In elephants nobody is dominant, cos they follow gender segragation

  • @dilflover07
    @dilflover07 4 года назад +4999

    This actually makes sense, because in The Lion King, the two male hyenas look up to Shenzi the most

    • @kelvinmiller9601
      @kelvinmiller9601 4 года назад +64

      shenzi is stupid in swahili

    • @michaelodhiambo2357
      @michaelodhiambo2357 4 года назад +50

      Lol shenzi translates to idiot, Moron or stupid in swahili

    • @dilflover07
      @dilflover07 4 года назад +158

      LordSunDark what do you mean? What does my comment have to do with my age? No I’m 15. Are you one of those grumpy old men who think that the lion king is just for 5 year olds?

    • @xxduke88xx
      @xxduke88xx 4 года назад +10

      Muffin Mory preach

    • @kmohan3
      @kmohan3 4 года назад +84

      I only realised that Shenzi was female when I watched the lion king live action and I only watched the animated version when I was like 5

  • @kk8490
    @kk8490 4 года назад +4516

    Nobody:
    Male hyena: I used to think my life was a tragedy, until I realised it was a comedy
    Male hyena: *psychotic Joker laugh*

    • @pepsiman2824
      @pepsiman2824 4 года назад +58

      male hyena: Your terrible
      Female hyena: terrible, how am I terrible?!

    • @justicegraceful2171
      @justicegraceful2171 4 года назад +24

      @@pepsiman2824 now shut up and eat your bones 🤣

    • @justicegraceful2171
      @justicegraceful2171 4 года назад +6

      @Carian Martinez when you really think about it yeah it's deeply twisted

    • @au7923
      @au7923 4 года назад +1

      @@justicegraceful2171 you shut the up and eat your bones

    • @au7923
      @au7923 4 года назад +10

      Female hyenas:what the fuck did i do
      Male hyenas:you harres me and you get way more stuff for no reason and you make me leave the clan

  • @bilalrasool1
    @bilalrasool1 2 года назад +28

    There is something that was unmentioned about the hyena hierarchy. You said cubs rank just below their moms, but that isn't completely true. For the leader, her cubs will rank higher than other cubs, but I don't think they will be higher than the second in command hyena. This was actually demonstrated in The National Geographic documentary Eternal Enemies made by Derek and Beverly Joubert, in that the leader hyena's daughter was higher up on the hierarchy, but after her mother died the second in command or third in command became the new ruler, and her daughter, who was old enough to hunt now, dropped down the ranking.
    That documentary is one of the few that spread information about hyenas to people and introduced their behaviors to people who didn't know much about them before.

    • @diegoquezada3193
      @diegoquezada3193 2 года назад

      I don't think that it is untrue, the cubs of hyenas generally take the rank below their mothers which can lead to them outranking other hyenas. The hyena cub in Eternal Enemies was probably to young to inherit the position of leader, so the next highest ranking hyena took over, and lead to her rank dropping down as her mother was no longer there to reinforce it. Of course it can be more complex than that, and there is a whole lot more we can learn about the social structure of spotted hyenas.

    • @hyenaboy7504
      @hyenaboy7504 2 года назад

      'In group-living societies such as that of spotted hyenas and many primates, offspring usually acquire a social rank just below that held by their mother (‘rank inheritance’) and obtain the fitness benefits associated with it. As a result, daughters and sons of high-ranking mothers live a similarly privileged and long life as their mothers.' (Source: Hyena Project)

  • @sanatjain4670
    @sanatjain4670 2 года назад +211

    "They are the only social mammals with such a rigid hierarchy"
    Humans : allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @rynobehnke8289
      @rynobehnke8289 2 года назад +44

      Oh please as if.
      The very fact that there is a whole catalog worth of notable female leaders through Queens and elected politicians even during far more sexist times clearly shows that humans aren't anywhere near of such a rigid hierarchy.
      Never mind that the many changes of political systems (Monarchy, democracy, autocracy,...) drive this point even further home.
      The closes you get to it with humans are a few very rigid societies which however don't reflect the entirety of the human species by a long shot.

    • @gyohoho2878
      @gyohoho2878 2 года назад +54

      @@rynobehnke8289 dude it’s a joke clam down. No need to pull out the whole wikipedia page

    • @pmzr
      @pmzr 2 года назад +11

      @@rynobehnke8289 Stay mad.

    • @popinmo
      @popinmo 2 года назад +4

      @@gyohoho2878 it's more of a statement

    • @popinmo
      @popinmo 2 года назад +15

      I hope you mean that how men are also treated poorly in our society

  • @amnplays3211
    @amnplays3211 3 года назад +3824

    Me :
    **My life sucks**
    Male Hyena :
    *"First time ?"*

    • @megaball-ps8tq
      @megaball-ps8tq 3 года назад +22

      Male Hyena: I'm I a joke to you?

    • @p-G01
      @p-G01 3 года назад +2

      @@Glitchveteran ruclips.net/video/0tVtc3qMwkE/видео.html

    • @p-G01
      @p-G01 3 года назад +2

      @@megaball-ps8tq ruclips.net/video/0tVtc3qMwkE/видео.html

    • @trishpeck1263
      @trishpeck1263 3 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @ilovetorturinghyenas2013
      @ilovetorturinghyenas2013 3 года назад +1

      I LOVE KILLING HYENAS. ESPECIALLY BABIES

  • @dantesparda7719
    @dantesparda7719 3 года назад +3569

    Male hyena: When I was born, I thought life was a tragedy, now I realize it is a comedy

    • @shadowofhawk55
      @shadowofhawk55 3 года назад +61

      That's why Joker uses Hyenas

    • @Joeeyyyyy
      @Joeeyyyyy 3 года назад +22

      @@shadowofhawk55 Wait I thought Harley did

    • @shadowofhawk55
      @shadowofhawk55 3 года назад +20

      @@Joeeyyyyy I think in "THE BATMAN" they were Jokers and then Harley kinda bonded with them after her show got taken off the air, and since that was the first time I'd seen said Hyenas I always assumed they were Joker's but now that you mention it Harley uses them more.
      Huh. Neat.

    • @gotted4439
      @gotted4439 3 года назад +2

      good one lol

    • @ishworshrestha3559
      @ishworshrestha3559 3 года назад

      @@shadowofhawk55 ok

  • @MoveInSilence2023
    @MoveInSilence2023 2 года назад +41

    Kevin Samuel taught a very valuable lesson using this video.
    Thanks KS

  • @dungeonsanddragonsbutformo9835
    @dungeonsanddragonsbutformo9835 2 года назад +14

    Hyenas are such a beautiful species
    I'm excited to be able to travel the world and see these things

  • @augyisadogy9729
    @augyisadogy9729 7 лет назад +4087

    Who else heard the when they said "female hierarchy," and thought "Oh this comment section is gonna be on fire isn't it?"

  • @karlaguzman5827
    @karlaguzman5827 4 года назад +3063

    male hyena: get born
    life: so... you choose *death*

    • @Myusername499
      @Myusername499 3 года назад +48

      @@DaddyM7MD Your life sucks

    • @Myusername499
      @Myusername499 3 года назад

      @@DaddyM7MD perphaps

    • @Myusername499
      @Myusername499 3 года назад

      @@DaddyM7MD deffrent you mean different?

    • @DaddyM7MD
      @DaddyM7MD 3 года назад

      @@somename9058 an expression of opinions. Are probably the closest words To describe replies.

    • @DaddyM7MD
      @DaddyM7MD 3 года назад

      @@Myusername499 yep i will Correct it

  • @OliveOil-nq3hk
    @OliveOil-nq3hk 2 года назад +46

    Yes this video is sad but its actually pretty amazing how u teach everybody more things abt nature in the animal world:D

    • @poeticpursuits1332
      @poeticpursuits1332 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah, it is videos like this that misinform thousands of people. Pretty much everything has been debunked years before this video was posted. There is a great article from Harvard titled "Hyenas probably have more friends than you" that is a great place to start.

  • @demonscous4177
    @demonscous4177 2 года назад +2

    Oh my god bro I legit remember this video saying "1 Day ago" now it's "4 years ago" dude time flies so fast,legittttt

  • @youraveragecat7843
    @youraveragecat7843 4 года назад +5222

    *dies as human*
    *borns as baby MALE hyena*
    GOD DAMN IT-

    • @bunnybored
      @bunnybored 4 года назад +47

      Thomie - Animations I'm happy a girl! 😊Sucks for boys! For girls: dies as human. Born as female hyena. Yay! I get so much food! I literally act like a female hyena because I'm always so angry at hope!

    • @youraveragecat7843
      @youraveragecat7843 4 года назад +131

      Isabella Gamer well you can Born as a male one

    • @youwantsomenut2310
      @youwantsomenut2310 4 года назад +3

      Cartmans voice is heard

    • @youwantsomenut2310
      @youwantsomenut2310 4 года назад +79

      @@bunnybored bravo six, we got a feminist

    • @gayshippingotaku9923
      @gayshippingotaku9923 4 года назад +3

      God:yes my sweet child?

  • @TeddyBear-br2co
    @TeddyBear-br2co 7 лет назад +2717

    Well then... I'll just cross "Being a male hyena" off my bucket list...

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 2 года назад +1

    The title was *way* more accurate than I thought it would be! 😅

  • @jkxss
    @jkxss 3 года назад +2

    I love this channel's animations!

  • @mr.randomguy334
    @mr.randomguy334 5 лет назад +4431

    As a representative of male hyenas, we demand gender equality

  • @eulasshirt3457
    @eulasshirt3457 3 года назад +3131

    Depressed kid: Dies
    Reincarnated: *YESSSSSS*
    Reincarnated as a male hyena: bro...

    • @Ryker974
      @Ryker974 3 года назад +84

      I thought I would live a happy life this time...

    • @helioxghost
      @helioxghost 3 года назад +47

      isekai moment.

    • @GaganSingh-nx2yv
      @GaganSingh-nx2yv 3 года назад +36

      @@helioxghost isekai but it's Re Zero.

    • @helioxghost
      @helioxghost 3 года назад +22

      @@GaganSingh-nx2yv let the suffering begin...

    • @GaganSingh-nx2yv
      @GaganSingh-nx2yv 3 года назад +15

      @@helioxghost even death can't save you.

  • @Fatehx
    @Fatehx Год назад +5

    As a wolf from their locality,I can confirm this is true..

  • @ActivelyResting
    @ActivelyResting 2 года назад +23

    So basically, the male hyena is basically the definition of depression and suffering in the animal kingdom

    • @diegoquezada3193
      @diegoquezada3193 2 года назад

      well its not always depression and suffering, higher ranking males definitely live a better life than lower ranking males, and some male hyenas have lead clans before by inheriting their mother's rank.

    • @Sigmaasphere
      @Sigmaasphere Год назад

      ​@@diegoquezada3193 There is no hierarchy male, hyena formss a matriarchal society, the male can only eat after all the females and cubs are finished

    • @EA-dweller
      @EA-dweller 2 месяца назад

      You forgot starvation

  • @dramalexi
    @dramalexi 3 года назад +3113

    Now I can see why the hyenas in "The Lion King" are designed this way. I remember that the female was much larger and healthier and was the one who had always the last word to say.

  • @jeffreagan2001
    @jeffreagan2001 Год назад +3

    The male hyenas should form a union to protest this unjust treatment.

  • @terrytheinsane
    @terrytheinsane 2 года назад +4

    I like archosaurs and chelicerates far more than I'd ever like any mammal, but if I had to choose my favorite mammal it would probably be the spotted hyena

  • @Rain-jx9hc
    @Rain-jx9hc 3 года назад +750

    now i feel like adopting a male hyena

    • @musadiqazam
      @musadiqazam 3 года назад +20

      I like your profile pic where Gordon Ramsey has his hand stuck in the blender.............

    • @Rain-jx9hc
      @Rain-jx9hc 3 года назад +6

      @@musadiqazam yes me too

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 3 года назад +9

      @@shahinaalo8206 it won’t even leave an atom of you.

    • @Rin-qj7zt
      @Rin-qj7zt 3 года назад +10

      might best be able to get one young. they seem to be fiercely loyal when they accept you. laws are prob in place against it, and probably for good reason.

    • @megaball-ps8tq
      @megaball-ps8tq 3 года назад +7

      Bad idea! Hyenas are wild animals that should not be kept as pets. Besides, it might attack it's owner one day.

  • @gnochhuos645
    @gnochhuos645 7 лет назад +1190

    "That sucks", said Hyena male#1
    "This sucks", said Hyena male#2

    • @migdonalds
      @migdonalds 7 лет назад +23

      Ok Keith Mesa - no don't

    • @tvremote9394
      @tvremote9394 7 лет назад +67

      and with very little outside help, they overthrew the female hyena

    • @alkatron768
      @alkatron768 7 лет назад +30

      at least the deadly lazer is weakened by the blanket

    • @TaliesinMyrddin
      @TaliesinMyrddin 7 лет назад +42

      Wanna go to a new clan? Don't.
      Why?
      My son, that's a deadly hazer.

    • @yo19951O9rk
      @yo19951O9rk 7 лет назад +5

      +TaliesinMyrddin
      Bravo, just bravo.

  • @memeboy675
    @memeboy675 Год назад +5

    You forgot that female hyenas are actually the clan leaders

    • @diegoquezada3193
      @diegoquezada3193 Год назад +2

      They are most of the times, but the youngest of the Matriarch's children is the one that becomes the leader, as they are supported by their sibling, cousins, and aunts; which has actually led to some males becoming the leaders of their clans, but then dispersing when they came of age for an opportunity to mate with the females of one of the neighboring clans.

    • @memeboy675
      @memeboy675 Год назад +1

      @@diegoquezada3193 oh okay!

    • @DTownNash
      @DTownNash Год назад +1

      Yep the leader of a hyena clan is called an alpha female.

    • @memeboy675
      @memeboy675 Год назад +1

      @@DTownNash Good to know! Thanks, dawg

  • @leatherheadlouisa4879
    @leatherheadlouisa4879 2 года назад +3

    thank you for creating this

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 3 года назад +2577

    “Male Hyenas are actually the lowest ranking individuals in Hyena society.”
    Janja from the Lion Guard: *“My entire existence is a lie...”*

    • @ianjames1102
      @ianjames1102 3 года назад +24

      Y u so underated???

    • @wendydomino
      @wendydomino 3 года назад +41

      @@ianjames1102 Well when he reformed he did join Jasiri's Clan and she was his leader after that

    • @ApricityGlow
      @ApricityGlow 3 года назад +52

      Maybe he used to be a lowly male, and when he was kicked out of his clan, he was like "Nah, I'm not going to join up with another and get abused some more. I'm going to make my own clan."

    • @8Nayan
      @8Nayan 3 года назад +6

      I thought of him right after I saw this lmao

    • @ianjames1102
      @ianjames1102 3 года назад +2

      Can y'all sub to my channel pls I will sub to urs

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 4 года назад +2174

    “Resulting in a female dominated hierarchy”
    *BuzzFeed would like to know your location*

    • @maowriter3463
      @maowriter3463 4 года назад +39

      Also Buzzfeed: Yes, it's paradise.

    • @krel3358
      @krel3358 4 года назад +28

      Yeah except the problem is that theres two different human species. Regular humans and psychopaths

    • @sweney7103
      @sweney7103 4 года назад +14

      @Zuhair Ahmed Syed It's a joke. Nothing is being proved over a Hyena video.

    • @marcusaurelius5106
      @marcusaurelius5106 4 года назад +6

      @Zuhair Ahmed Syed hah jokes on you I'm not conservative

    • @zuhairahmedsyed5853
      @zuhairahmedsyed5853 4 года назад +1

      @@marcusaurelius5106 when did i say u were?

  • @HoppsVCastro
    @HoppsVCastro 11 месяцев назад +1

    My childhood is your channel…

  • @energygod1
    @energygod1 2 года назад +2

    Thank you for making this video!!!

  • @baybuggy6
    @baybuggy6 7 лет назад +2980

    When you are just trying to watch a cool video about animals and the comment section is a pool of salt and arguing.

    • @noogai8
      @noogai8 7 лет назад +37

      you can watch the video without being triggered by comments

    • @Falkenhorst2000
      @Falkenhorst2000 7 лет назад +58

      Isn't it always that way?

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 7 лет назад +55

      All the time. Welcome to RUclips, my friend

    • @sarvin4471
      @sarvin4471 7 лет назад

      thellama worm 😂 well said

    • @cherokeetrailheather5863
      @cherokeetrailheather5863 7 лет назад

      yep

  • @AlexDimLight
    @AlexDimLight 7 лет назад +1193

    Being born male sucks
    Being born female sucks
    Being born in general sucks
    Life itself sucks

    • @lonle6506
      @lonle6506 7 лет назад +15

      but lolis make it better

    • @Camille-is6jz
      @Camille-is6jz 7 лет назад +3

      Just Another Loli not my life

    • @fahad9479
      @fahad9479 7 лет назад

      Just Another Loli did your parents orders food and they didn't order for you

    • @AlexDimLight
      @AlexDimLight 7 лет назад +1

      Fehde mashal Hmd gee I'm not that edgy dude

    • @user-gw9bt1ft9c
      @user-gw9bt1ft9c 7 лет назад

      I have no life

  • @Aizenos
    @Aizenos Месяц назад +1

    Now I understand the famous line of the lion king: 'a hyenas belly is never full!'😂

  • @kaiya7942
    @kaiya7942 10 месяцев назад +11

    As a hyena living in a world of modern "feninism" I can state you have understated my circumstances

    • @NovaVK
      @NovaVK 9 месяцев назад +9

      Lol what

    • @kaiya7942
      @kaiya7942 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@NovaVK In case u were actually confused, modern feminism is more about female superiority and degrading males, than actual gender equality.
      I don't remember what the video was so I cant explain why I said that as Im too lazy to rewatch

    • @KyllingThyme
      @KyllingThyme 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@kaiya7942Nah, you just have a victim complex.

    • @user-ob4sq6fi3s
      @user-ob4sq6fi3s 3 месяца назад

      ​@@KyllingThymeI'm afraid no. Recent laws enable female dominance over their male counterparts.
      Hell, there are books being allowed to be published from authors, stating the need the world has to PURGE the male population!
      How do you answer to that?

  • @stnlyprbl
    @stnlyprbl 7 лет назад +5444

    Now thats just sad for male hyenas.
    :

    • @an8thdimensionalbeing142
      @an8thdimensionalbeing142 7 лет назад +335

      Hello :D thats just how feminist want human socity to be.

    • @JustinLynnandstuff
      @JustinLynnandstuff 7 лет назад +164

      Feminists want human society to oppress males? I thought feminism stood for gender equality, not female supremacy, hypocrites.

    • @alderstifen7738
      @alderstifen7738 7 лет назад +213

      Uh, hypocrites doesn't work in that context, and while the ideal of feminism is equality, the actual act which most feminist do is not remotely equal.

    • @JustinLynnandstuff
      @JustinLynnandstuff 7 лет назад +33

      Sorry about my poor word choice but I think you know what I mean.

    • @frazerfastin6854
      @frazerfastin6854 7 лет назад +54

      Justin Lynn not 3rd wave feminism that's female above male the other 2 waves are good

  • @sachingahrana310
    @sachingahrana310 3 года назад +3034

    After going through so much they still laugh. Life lesson. Lol

    • @Rbgisrandom
      @Rbgisrandom 3 года назад +102

      They're not laughing they're crying

    • @alienator4684
      @alienator4684 3 года назад +41

      @@Rbgisrandom it’s a joke.

    • @blazerblast5075
      @blazerblast5075 3 года назад +33

      The sound they make is created when in stressful situations actually... so the life lesson is life sucks? 😂

    • @blazerblast5075
      @blazerblast5075 3 года назад +7

      @@alienator4684 that’s not what jokes look like

    • @alienator4684
      @alienator4684 3 года назад +15

      @@blazerblast5075 Actually it is. There isn’t 1 way to form a joke.

  • @anwitmondal6417
    @anwitmondal6417 Месяц назад +4

    Male Praying Mantis : First time ?

  • @TrueMakedonia
    @TrueMakedonia Год назад +7

    As a European male trying to get by in America this is very familiar- especially the big females part. Why tf are women so big here

    • @jjjwlr
      @jjjwlr 28 дней назад

      Lmao😂

  • @Feliciatanktop
    @Feliciatanktop 7 лет назад +3224

    Y'all really turned a 2 minute video about hyenas into an argument about feminism. Why is the internet like this

    • @gamez4life642
      @gamez4life642 7 лет назад +123

      CAUSE WHY FUCKIN NOT!?!?!

    • @commenttroll5809
      @commenttroll5809 7 лет назад +206

      Because anyone can have a voice on the internet. Now excuse me I have an opinion on why 3rd wave Feminism...
      1)
      * AUTISTIC SCREAMING *

    • @willianditaquera
      @willianditaquera 7 лет назад +76

      because we can use our brain and we saw this is the feminist dream?

    • @anonymouscandle1223
      @anonymouscandle1223 7 лет назад +184

      'Cause the internet is full of fucking idiots who despite having access to Google, have no idea how to actually use it to expand their limited knowledge.
      They don't even know what feminism is, or that 3rd wave feminism, isn't fucking feminism, it's just a bunch of stupid Tumblr loving kids who are just as uninformed as all the "men" bashing on feminism claiming that the world doesn't need it.
      They don't see the bigger picture. They aren't smart enough to realise that when a guy cries about being oppressed because of feminism, that women have been oppressed by the entirety of the male half of humanity for thousands of years. They don't like it when the extremists turn the tables on them, so they sit on their keyboards and winge about how unfair and "anti-male" feminism is. In short, they're fucking pathetic.

    • @zeke1220
      @zeke1220 7 лет назад +33

      The comments are just following the trend started by tumblr, buzzfeed, and the news: make everything about feminism

  • @dicksuckersunite8672
    @dicksuckersunite8672 5 лет назад +1029

    0:00 flat earthers triggered

  • @dcwalk1
    @dcwalk1 2 года назад +5

    I'm here because of Kevin Samuels, astonishing.

  • @shro_animations2411
    @shro_animations2411 2 года назад +1

    Scar face sounds a lot like a warrior cat name love it😍

  • @Metts1337
    @Metts1337 7 лет назад +1819

    This comment section is just people complaining about people complaining about the comment section.

    • @th23xc57
      @th23xc57 7 лет назад +44

      Complainception

    • @Jack-lg9mq
      @Jack-lg9mq 7 лет назад +59

      Hahaha. Funny thing is scrolling down I can't actually find any of the original comments, just people complaining about them

    • @Sasqe
      @Sasqe 7 лет назад +4

      Tyler e x a c t l y

    • @DrSoapstealsmemes
      @DrSoapstealsmemes 7 лет назад +4

      *THANK YOU*

    • @eliasfunez9982
      @eliasfunez9982 7 лет назад +10

      Tyler but your complaining about people complaining about complaining about the comments

  • @tamimbadrawy1483
    @tamimbadrawy1483 3 года назад +855

    When I was in South Africa, I was studying a male hyena named Tripod. He had three legs, hence the name

    • @SoleilQuiles
      @SoleilQuiles 3 года назад +57

      This made me choke on my coffee

    • @tamimbadrawy1483
      @tamimbadrawy1483 3 года назад +25

      @@SoleilQuiles Sorry about that

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination 3 года назад +50

      Is it bad that I laughed at the fact that you guys named it nothing else but _tripod_ ?

    • @tamimbadrawy1483
      @tamimbadrawy1483 3 года назад +39

      @@Artist_of_Imagination Well that's why we named him that. It's funny, and it suits him. Plus, he's a pro at being photographed

    • @l.4231
      @l.4231 3 года назад

      it was likely a female they have bigger members than the males

  • @pranjaldewangan4221
    @pranjaldewangan4221 2 года назад +1

    Whenever i feel bad about my life...
    I watch this video.

  • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
    @the_apotecary_from_tf2 2 года назад

    Others at the safari: why are you killing all the male hyena cubs?
    Me: i call it mercy

  • @Rypool
    @Rypool 4 года назад +890

    Did I search this: no
    popped in my recommendations: yes
    Did I watch it all: yes

  • @yahyasalimi3254
    @yahyasalimi3254 3 года назад +2257

    Doctor: So tell me why you want to change your gender?
    Him: Sir, I am a male hyena
    Doctor: Oh shit, it is emergency

  • @Ady.B
    @Ady.B 7 часов назад

    All the male hyenas should start an underground fight club

  • @joelvanwinkle5976
    @joelvanwinkle5976 Год назад

    This makes sense because the two male cubs look up to shenzi the most

  • @doni6324
    @doni6324 7 лет назад +2586

    Looks like the hyenas have been watching BuzzFeed.
    Edit: So many likes lol.

  • @thischannelisnowdefunct1825
    @thischannelisnowdefunct1825 3 года назад +2392

    When hyenas mate:
    Males: u-uh sweetheart.. this it’s our f-first time.. a-and maybe we should k-keep it slow.. a-and
    Females: CMON LETS DANCE CUPCAKE!

  • @WildDogSigma
    @WildDogSigma 6 месяцев назад +3

    This feels like my workplace.

  • @milkomeme
    @milkomeme 2 года назад +1

    Oh boy i hope i can make it to the q and a stream

  • @itsgarbagecannotgarbagecan4067
    @itsgarbagecannotgarbagecan4067 7 лет назад +1085

    I like how people are complaining about feminist comments, but I don't see any feminist comments

    • @alexlion0511
      @alexlion0511 7 лет назад +5

      same

    • @izaiahjones210
      @izaiahjones210 7 лет назад +1

      alexlion0511 Hey alex, I don't usually see ten words of wisdom contestantsn around youtube

    • @baetaesuga1540
      @baetaesuga1540 7 лет назад +10

      Lmao honestly fr😂😂I've been scrolling for a minute and I haven't found a single one yet😂😂Btw hi ARMY!!😙💕💕💙💙

    • @itsgarbagecannotgarbagecan4067
      @itsgarbagecannotgarbagecan4067 7 лет назад +3

      BaeTaeSuga Hi family~~

    • @SynisterFour
      @SynisterFour 7 лет назад +8

      "OH MERH GAWWD HAV YA SEEN THOSE FEMINIST ESJAY DUBLE YOOS ALL OVER DA COMMENT SECTION"

  • @seahawkhighlights5984
    @seahawkhighlights5984 4 года назад +822

    Did anybody else get this randomly in there recommended?

  • @davidENGaged
    @davidENGaged 2 года назад +5

    Godfather Ks brought me here

  • @kristianj.8798
    @kristianj.8798 2 года назад +1

    The awful "feel-good" background music makes this so hilarious

  • @carlosnugraha9993
    @carlosnugraha9993 4 года назад +1281

    Imagine keeping one male hyena as a pet, and said to him:
    We are on the same side dude...
    Wkwkwk

    • @arifyesehehehehhewahahahah3445
      @arifyesehehehehhewahahahah3445 4 года назад +16

      Yeah, we are
      Indonesia :D

    • @Bruno-gj4jj
      @Bruno-gj4jj 4 года назад +5

      Nahh man does animals aren't like your average pet dog not even like a wolf or a coyote they are much more dangerous , probably one of the most dangerous aggresive animals for humans maybe just after polar bears , tigers and pythons

    • @carlosnugraha9993
      @carlosnugraha9993 4 года назад +2

      @@Bruno-gj4jj omoshiroi
      What if I keep it since it was a baby?

    • @jacklemm1518
      @jacklemm1518 4 года назад

      Arif yes ehehehehhe wahahahahha sàssaaaa

    • @mewhowhat9542
      @mewhowhat9542 4 года назад +1

      Indo:v

  • @ved5339
    @ved5339 3 года назад +1677

    next thing you know is that there is an activist group demanding equal rights for male hyenas

    • @handsomebear.
      @handsomebear. 3 года назад +102

      Except the reason females were able to do that in the human realm is because humans overall value females as a group.
      A better analogy would be homeless/low ranking human males creating an acitvist group. All I can say is, GL getting enough people to care. Sadface

    • @Ghost_Kevlar
      @Ghost_Kevlar 3 года назад +139

      Nah, men don't care about that bullshit. If it was the female hyenas who were the lowest in the hierarchy, then we'd have some kind of feminist hyena activist group.

    • @jlinus7251
      @jlinus7251 3 года назад +63

      I support this. I want an activist group for male hyiena rights now 😆

    • @cringyboring
      @cringyboring 3 года назад +44

      Bet you wouldn't be saying this if the female hyenas were the lowest ranked

    • @WhAtEvEr-si8pz
      @WhAtEvEr-si8pz 3 года назад +51

      Héctor Acosta I care about males. Also I don’t get what you’re trying to say. How does equality between men and women relate to hierarchy? It honestly just sounds like someone broke your heart. The only thing I can think of that’s not fair towards men is the legal system in terms of divorce. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But in general both men and women go through struggles and women being beneath men won’t fix that for you.

  • @MakennaWilson-hb9pr
    @MakennaWilson-hb9pr 2 месяца назад +1

    "Scarface, yer a wizard"
    "I'm a wot?"
    "A failure"

  • @artistbunny5050
    @artistbunny5050 2 года назад +2

    Why it sometimes sucks to be a kangaroos Joey: sometimes they get attacked and there is a rare chance you will be kicked out of her pouch so she and her other joeys can escape but she does feel horrible about it

  • @dudatheredguard7563
    @dudatheredguard7563 5 лет назад +664

    I was going to comment " hyenas are scary",but then i scrolled down.Damn,humans are also scary

    • @GeneDangusBurner
      @GeneDangusBurner 5 лет назад +4

      Here is a verse if anyone wants it: Ephesians 4:29
      Jesus loves you all :)

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 5 лет назад

      Humans have done way more damage than animals so yeah.

    • @thetigercat4312
      @thetigercat4312 5 лет назад

      Jermain 20000 excuse me

    • @marcelofesta1290
      @marcelofesta1290 5 лет назад +1

      89% comments about comments about feminists

      10% comments about feminists
      1% other

    • @jackharlowsbiggestfan3717
      @jackharlowsbiggestfan3717 4 года назад

      I’m the 600th like

  • @StailTheCat
    @StailTheCat 3 года назад +752

    “Why it sucks to be a zebra,hyena, and orangutan on a boat with a tiger”

    • @chingizy2217
      @chingizy2217 3 года назад +49

      that movie was sad asf

    • @llawliet4312
      @llawliet4312 3 года назад +23

      Pi patel

    • @SyaffieMzn
      @SyaffieMzn 3 года назад +13

      "Why it sucks to be a hyena on a boat with a tiger"

    • @Aqib2
      @Aqib2 3 года назад +13

      Don't forget the orangutan

    • @SyaffieMzn
      @SyaffieMzn 3 года назад +9

      @@Aqib2 Also the Rat

  • @187Blackheart
    @187Blackheart 3 месяца назад +3

    I see why these days modern women are referred to as hyenas and the weak men are called guyenas😂😂😂

  • @PercabethYessss
    @PercabethYessss 2 года назад

    I’ve seen this a million times, it’s still good

  • @wholesome122
    @wholesome122 3 года назад +896

    Wolves have pretty good hierarchy by comparison. A wolf pack consists of a mated pair and their offspring until the offspring strike out on their own to start their own family

    • @MostMarvelousMOCs
      @MostMarvelousMOCs 3 года назад +38

      Yup a wolf pack is a pretty good place to live. If you aren’t an omega. But being one is still better than being a male hyena in a clan

    • @nullvoid6095
      @nullvoid6095 3 года назад +212

      @@MostMarvelousMOCs Most wild wolf packs are just parents and their offsprings. The alpha, beta, omega concept is flawed. A lot of that idea comes from observations of captive wolves. In nature, it's just parents, children, and siblings.
      That being said, I don't know about hyenas' death rates, but at least they're immune to rabies.

    • @mistercat5300
      @mistercat5300 3 года назад +80

      Yes but Wolves based their leader on who is the more expereinced so it can be female or male in short the parents always leads the pack and when they become older and weaker their children will take over. Media wants to show Alpha males in Wolves but they are a gender neutral system based on age and Capabilities.

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin 3 года назад +9

      @@mistercat5300 Wow that's awesome info! I like the way wolves think!😁

    • @omgheather1
      @omgheather1 2 года назад +20

      @ HAVE YOU SEEN (well actually I hope you haven't seen it) HOW A HYENA HAS TO GIVE BIRTH??? Being a hyena male or female is a lose-lose situation

  • @ryaaaaaaaan7115
    @ryaaaaaaaan7115 6 лет назад +2394

    That hyena in the thumbnail is going to Hogwarts bois

  • @_iris_is_bored_
    @_iris_is_bored_ Год назад +1

    Janja from Lion Guards be like after seeing this: Am I a joke to you

  • @richardsou
    @richardsou 2 года назад +6

    Kevin Samuels brought me here!!!

  • @Hyperjordan
    @Hyperjordan 5 лет назад +821

    my mom treats me like a male hyena

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 5 лет назад +74

      Its time to search for new pride then.

    • @sleepytimedearie
      @sleepytimedearie 5 лет назад +20

      XD Me too and im a girl lol

    • @illuminat3379
      @illuminat3379 5 лет назад +2

      Then show her who is the boss!
      Do whatever you want not what your mom tells you to do!

    • @Hyperjordan
      @Hyperjordan 5 лет назад

      I already do that

    • @Hyperjordan
      @Hyperjordan 5 лет назад

      well she does treat me like a go getter everyday

  • @Lemonz-418
    @Lemonz-418 3 года назад +646

    "Why It Sucks to Be a Male Hyena" 3 Seasons so far and Retsuko still doesn't want you.

    • @skitty4734
      @skitty4734 3 года назад +14

      shh it will happen soon, they were still friends even after ranting to each other :)

    • @skitty4734
      @skitty4734 3 года назад +15

      and this made me happy because the video was recommended after watching aggretsuko

    • @Lemonz-418
      @Lemonz-418 3 года назад +4

      @@skitty4734 same!

    • @12bonk90
      @12bonk90 3 года назад +21

      I have found my people

    • @easypeasylemonsqueezy4
      @easypeasylemonsqueezy4 3 года назад +9

      alexa play melancholic death metal

  • @ArtistBoyX
    @ArtistBoyX Месяц назад +1

    After watching this video, this makes me sympathetic about how terrible the life of a male hyena is.

  • @rip_sillyappl3
    @rip_sillyappl3 Год назад

    Male praying mantises: Ha... You haven't seen what happened to me yet...

  • @vani2333
    @vani2333 3 года назад +595

    "You're a hyena, Harry."

  • @hanzzzya9225
    @hanzzzya9225 7 лет назад +379

    99% of the comments are people saying "All the comments are anti feminists getting triggered by this, and feminists getting triggered at anti feminists are triggered"
    1% of the comments is about people getting triggered ._.
    literally, all i see is people commenting about people getting angry

  • @alfredevans1890
    @alfredevans1890 11 месяцев назад

    That's somewhat explains the behavioral differences between Shenzi, Banzi, and Ed.

  • @Smuchoris
    @Smuchoris 9 месяцев назад +10

    Modern society in a nutshell

    • @alasskaluna2446
      @alasskaluna2446 Месяц назад

      Oh what a load of codswallop, demonstrably so. And you damn well know it lol. Stupid comment with no actual thought put into it 🙄🤦‍♀️

    • @DoubleGigaNiga
      @DoubleGigaNiga 6 дней назад

      it's actually the other way around

  • @Sora33o
    @Sora33o 4 года назад +454

    "Unlike most mammals, female hyenas are bigger and meaner than males" You've never been down South?

    • @user-fu4tb2vb7q
      @user-fu4tb2vb7q 4 года назад +10

      What does having to be in South America have to do with anything you delusional shit

    • @susangraves4272
      @susangraves4272 4 года назад +108

      @@user-fu4tb2vb7q less south America and more of the southern part of North America, where females are annoyingly aggressive and overweight. Dumbass

    • @paris2777
      @paris2777 4 года назад +7

      susan graves
      Just saying your name makes my feel like a jolly rancher left in a car to melt and mold over

    • @cicatrixnictophilii
      @cicatrixnictophilii 4 года назад +11

      @@user-fu4tb2vb7q something tells me you're from the south😂.. Just chill it was a joke

    • @brookeglover4568
      @brookeglover4568 4 года назад +3

      Ryan Wolf We got a lot of Karen’s down here lol and i’m not even souuutthhh south

  • @obamosthemanbehindtheslaug8429
    @obamosthemanbehindtheslaug8429 3 года назад +1315

    The depressed kid: My life sucks now
    A male hyena: and i took that personally

    • @hailerm2238
      @hailerm2238 3 года назад +1

      one month and no one has commented yet lmaaoo welp ill broke that curse

    • @Ahmed_Malrogi.750
      @Ahmed_Malrogi.750 3 года назад

      @@hailerm2238 😉

    • @sohanprasad8989
      @sohanprasad8989 3 года назад

      @@hailerm2238 😂

    • @emaanahsansarfraz1940
      @emaanahsansarfraz1940 3 года назад +5

      Hello! How are you all? If anyone needs someone to listen, someone to talk to, or a friend. I am here to talk, listen, and be a friend. I hope you all are safe and well. Know that you are amazing and have rights as a human. I am very sorry for anything that seems bad that may have happened in your life. I want you to know that you are incredible and are capable of wonders. What matters is your inside, not your exterior. Love yourself and cherish yourself. Words cannot explain how astonishing you are. You deserve care, love, and happiness, don't let anything make you feel otherwise. Please have appropriate action for anything that you know is wrong. Anything that seems bad or wrong in your life right now will get better. Please don't do what is wrong, fighting back and harming others will not solve the problem. Please understand that and do the good thing. It will one day come back to you. The people in the world are so much more than what we know about them, not everyone opens up about the beautiful things and acts they have witnessed, not all those amazing doings are acknowledged. Please understand that and know that. If you feel like no one cares about you, know that I care about you. Keep your head up high and never give up. Together, we can be a better community! Stay safe, healthy, happy, kind, understanding, positive and strong!

    • @Haiyabby
      @Haiyabby 3 года назад

      @@emaanahsansarfraz1940 You are so wholesome and kind omg

  • @musicalvomit
    @musicalvomit 2 года назад +3

    If I was a male hyena I’d just become a nomad lol

    • @coolguy-zm7tn
      @coolguy-zm7tn 2 года назад

      If ur from Ukraine, u know it holds good for humans as well

  • @ukraccoon7217
    @ukraccoon7217 10 месяцев назад +4

    It's not possible to be ultra sexist
    Hyenas:

  • @alexdsilva8675
    @alexdsilva8675 6 лет назад +896

    If it sucks why they always laughing

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom 5 лет назад +70

      Masochists

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 5 лет назад +90

      To hide the pain and also masochism

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 5 лет назад +29

      If you don't laugh you cry.

    • @hartaj8599
      @hartaj8599 5 лет назад +82

      They're laughing at the joke their life is.

    • @coachcro7722
      @coachcro7722 5 лет назад +35

      Hyenas don't do that laughing noise in captivity. They 'laugh' because they're nervous or afraid, it's more of a cry, really. Male hyenas cry all the time