"There was no sign of the Ottoman army, but the hussars did run into a group of Tzigani, who offered to sell schnapps to the war-weary soldiers. The cavalrymen bought the schnapps and started to drink. Soon afterwards, some infantry crossed the river. When they saw the party going on, the infantry demanded alcohol for themselves. The hussars refused to give them any of the schnapps, and while still drunk, they set up makeshift fortifications around the barrels. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot. Immediately, the hussars and infantry engaged in combat with one another. During the conflict, some infantry began shouting "Turci! Turci!" ("Turks! Turks!"). The hussars fled the scene, thinking that the Ottoman army’s attack was imminent. Most of the infantry also ran away; the army comprised Austrians, Serbs, Croats, and Italians from Lombardy, plus other minorities, many of whom could not understand each other. While it is not clear which one of these groups did so, they gave the false warning without telling the others, who promptly fled. The situation was made worse when officers, in an attempt to restore order, shouted "Halt! Halt!" which was misheard by soldiers with no knowledge of German as "Allah! Allah!"."
in the imperial and royal army every officer had to learn the language of his regiment within 2 years. Only the main commands were german. The regiments language was the language of the majority of the soldiers. The imperial and royal army was a clear multinational army, with multlingual officers. Many of these multilingual officers died in the first year of the great war...
@@penicek not to mention that most of these nations had no interest in fighting for Austro-Hungary, especially if they were fighting their compatriots (like Poles fighting in Russian army)
@@kamilksiazek8019 In the WWI 8 Million Men were soldiers of the imperial and royal army and fleet. 1 Million of them died in the war. 1.9 Million were wounded. Especially in 1915 mass desertion on the eastern front. But consider the number of wounded or dead men, they died for Austria-Hungary, many of them believed in the multinational empire. The polish people in the crownland of galizia had ther own government and were allowed to speak their language. In russian Warsaw they had to speak russian...
@@penicek that's true but in turn Galicja was poor like hell. It was definitely the poorest of all 3 partitions. It was even nicknamed Golicja (goły = naked)
funny thing is while the Soviets were raiding the Austrian military academy they drove their Tanks into the antitank training field. Long story short they lost an entire company.
Well barely, Bosnian militia had astonishing successes which made Austrian government have to send another 80.000 soldiers to occupy Bosnia. Only then, by overwhelming numbers and firepower did Austrians succeed.
*Indy Neidell approaches* Hello everyon and welcom eot anew episode of the Great War my name is Indy Neidell and on this special episode we're going to talk about Sideburnistan, the greatest of the Central Powers, who crushed many Italian armies with nothing but their impressive sideburns
Austrian empire was diverse yet lasted for centuries Yugoslavia was diverse yet lasted only 70 years I think we all know who knows how to manage a nation
When you marry your sister, have almost 16 kids (each have genetic mutations and have massive chins) but only 5 of them survive beyond the age of 3 but it’s okay because one of them will live to inherit half of europe:
And because the Serbian army is better equipped than the russian and has been preparing for war longer than you. Thanks to the French-Russian gold and weapons.
1618: Austrian state asks German states to fight France and the Dutch republic , German states gets screwed 1914: Austrian emperor of Austria-Hungary asks German kaiser to fight France and Russia, German kaisserreich gets screwed. 1939-1945: Austrian painter asks Germany to fight Russia, France, UK, USA, Germany gets screwed. Umad?
>When you marry your aunt and your son ends up with a chin as long as a banana but it's ok because he will inheirit the Spanish throne
True story.
i'm spanish and it's true
I wonder how long is a banana
Excuse me what the fuck
I'm sure this is in no way going to bite us in the ass later
>The Habsburg as Charles II dies without an heir and France claims the spanish throne.
When the 1000th battle of the Isonzo river begins.
Only to then plan the 1001st battle of the isonzo river
@@hisimperialandapostolicmaj4299 If you listen closely you can barely hear the crying of the Italian Army
In this battle Austria-Hungary conquest Rome ?
When the Italians attack the same place a dozen times and you win all dozen and you find yourself in need of a celebration.
Kaiser Franz Joseph I (salutes)
Haven't you lose once to the italians but also the french the british and the americans ?
Can you guys believe these scrubs?
Without me you’d be NOTHING
When you lose 20,000 soldiers on an italian river because they couldn't swim
_-Omegastar 9517-_ Wait, when did the Austro Hungarians fight the Americans?
When you accidentally attack your own army in 1788.
Caransebes was an inside job
"There was no sign of the Ottoman army, but the hussars did run into a group of Tzigani, who offered to sell schnapps to the war-weary soldiers. The cavalrymen bought the schnapps and started to drink.
Soon afterwards, some infantry crossed the river. When they saw the party going on, the infantry demanded alcohol for themselves. The hussars refused to give them any of the schnapps, and while still drunk, they set up makeshift fortifications around the barrels. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.
Immediately, the hussars and infantry engaged in combat with one another. During the conflict, some infantry began shouting "Turci! Turci!" ("Turks! Turks!"). The hussars fled the scene, thinking that the Ottoman army’s attack was imminent. Most of the infantry also ran away; the army comprised Austrians, Serbs, Croats, and Italians from Lombardy, plus other minorities, many of whom could not understand each other. While it is not clear which one of these groups did so, they gave the false warning without telling the others, who promptly fled. The situation was made worse when officers, in an attempt to restore order, shouted "Halt! Halt!" which was misheard by soldiers with no knowledge of German as "Allah! Allah!"."
OOF
Der Hohenfriedberger I can imagine that while this song goes on lmfao
KEK, how do u make "HALT" into "ALLAH"? It's like mixing up Tamir and Dennis, u cant do it.
When you begin the 12th Battle of The Isonzo River.
lsartam Ayyy lmao
Jasper Achtereekte (LUIGI CADDORNA PICKS OUT OF THE CORNER)
Until You lost the war
Ready for the 1000th?
@@cpp3221 yes
*_I like the guy mentioned in the description_*
This is Austrian music you stupid Australian Nationalist.
Yugoslavia oh no it is the second meme country
**ksh ksh go away**
I would agree except I'm more of an Austrian Imperialist myself
Wait isn't your name to be Austrian Monarchist
@Marek Tužák he was a German nationalist but his father was a Austrian nationalist so he punished him severly...
When you see a Serbian cleaning a toilet in your hotel in Vienna
My cleaning lady is in fact Serbian lol
Make Austria great again tell here to be carefull with the bulgarian kid
Ah poor serbs...'tis a shame they still keep coming after 400 years
When Franz Ferninand gets shoot
*MARS NA DRINU INTENSIFIES*
kkkkkk
"requested by: Austrian Nationalist"
Oof
OH MNEIN SCHNITZEL
no u
ach
Wer A sagt muss auch Dolf sagen
*EVERY MAN AN ETHNICITY*
"i'm german"
"i'm hungarian"
"i'm ukrainian"
*"i'm scholabidagibagolagibago"*
When you’re Austrian and your country is mentioned in a relevant conversation for once
When you argue with one of the Balkans and you won
When you learn that Arnold Schwarzenegger came from Austria.
when you learn that adolf hitler came from austria
@@eduardkalmanawardze I was about to comment this
When somebody recognizes you as an independent thing and not just part of Germany
Britain: it's called this
Let's fix that
When a minor state with the other minor states remove you from Germany while you were their leader since centuries.
Funny comment, but I do see Germans and Austrians as the same
@@chriskern998 fuck off
*When you launch a offensive in the Middle of the Carphatians in the Winter*
Austria-Hungary STRONK!
UNE Navy Officer Russians: *Great Retreat*
THREE CONSECUTIVE OFFENSIVES
Screaming in italian
*Attacking in multiple languages*
*begs for mercy in russian*
Michciio Nanking (LAUGHS IN FRENCH)
Casteddu Mapper lmao, (ISONZO RIVER AND CADDORNA INTENSIFIES)
*Говорит всем "идите нафиг" на русском*
When your commanding officer gives an order but he speaks german while you speak Hungarian so you have no idea what he said.
in the imperial and royal army every officer had to learn the language of his regiment within 2 years. Only the main commands were german. The regiments language was the language of the majority of the soldiers. The imperial and royal army was a clear multinational army, with multlingual officers. Many of these multilingual officers died in the first year of the great war...
@@penicek not to mention that most of these nations had no interest in fighting for Austro-Hungary, especially if they were fighting their compatriots (like Poles fighting in Russian army)
@@kamilksiazek8019 In the WWI 8 Million Men were soldiers of the imperial and royal army and fleet. 1 Million of them died in the war. 1.9 Million were wounded. Especially in 1915 mass desertion on the eastern front. But consider the number of wounded or dead men, they died for Austria-Hungary, many of them believed in the multinational empire. The polish people in the crownland of galizia had ther own government and were allowed to speak their language. In russian Warsaw they had to speak russian...
@@penicek that's true but in turn Galicja was poor like hell. It was definitely the poorest of all 3 partitions. It was even nicknamed Golicja (goły = naked)
When you form Germany as Austria in EUIV
Random nothingness lol I played this at my concert so I find you comment funny
You can't do that literally Austrian culture cannot form Germany
Holy Roman Empire*
@@vanstockholm3712 Switch to Bavarian*
@@vanstockholm3712 Austria is in the German culture group
When the Serbian kid calls you weak
And the Bulgarian kid teams up with you
Tell me Baron, when did you realize you were a meme channel?
Just now
It was destined, baron
Could be worse, at least you didn't upload the ISIS anthem.
Yet....
Good Old Rookie Master lmao
When an Austrian nationalist assassinates the Serbian Archduke
Tho Serbia should need to be a empire instead of a kingdom for an archduke
Reverse that you'll get the right thingy.
@@dominionofquebec10452 No, it would need to be an Archduchy.
Time traveller: _drinks a coffee_
The timeline:
"You took out Archduke Ferdinand!"
>when you walk into the Serbian Artillery training field
funny thing is while the Soviets were raiding the Austrian military academy they drove their Tanks into the antitank training field. Long story short they lost an entire company.
lmao dumb commies
Make Austria great again stupid stalinist idiots
@@AEIOU05 so the ostriches do learn from their mistakes eh?
@Dwarov 1 to then later lose a war to a few afghani tribesmen in the 70s and collapse in 91 stupid commies
When you annex reform Austria-Hungary in HOI4 and annex Germany in 1938
Play at 144p at 1.25 speed for best effect
Sam Concannon that is how austro-hungary sounded in the brusilov offensive...
You broke my ears
at full volume on YT and the computer volume with high quality earphones
I love you thats awesome when your high
1.5 at 1080p.
>When your invasion of Bosnia succeeds
Well barely, Bosnian militia had astonishing successes which made Austrian government have to send another 80.000 soldiers to occupy Bosnia. Only then, by overwhelming numbers and firepower did Austrians succeed.
@@171Mirza OK walking history book. Thanks for the information
@@nutmaster7242 you right you right
that is why my great grand father leaves from Bosnia
@@171Mirza when in 2022 more % of the austrian population are south slavs than in 1914
>tfw you start the first truly global war in history all because some serb shot your archduke
W Kucharik 7 years war wasn't global? Care to explain!
Torilla Tavataan Well, you got me there
Torilla Tavataan it was a global war before global war was cool
Torilla Tavataan i think it’s because ther ewas no active front in the pacific durning the 7 years war
*_Then technically the serb started it_*
God Joined
Royal marrige intesifies
*The feeling when you have one of the most advanced railway-system on the world*
Added this to my friend's party playlist. They were converted in front of my very own eyes.
This is something that I didn't know I needed until now
This is me playing total war, Napoleon.
When you didnt accept Anschluss and succesfull reanimated Franz Joseph....
Correct
Korrekt
When you defeated the french army for the first time
Then Vienna got taken XD
When you defeat Poles in 1809 and take Warsaw
(but then they go around you and take your Galicia)
When you lose to Serbia 2 times
france could get together more reserves for the next battle, while austria had no troops in range for the battle of austerlitz
tf happened in aspern?
*Indy Neidell approaches* Hello everyon and welcom eot anew episode of the Great War my name is Indy Neidell and on this special episode we're going to talk about Sideburnistan, the greatest of the Central Powers, who crushed many Italian armies with nothing but their impressive sideburns
TK-XD-M8 No Yes Thank you. The Great War Channel. Indy Neidell has become a gott
well it’s not like it takes much to defeat the Italian armies
@@missaluden italians are the weakest because even austrians can beat them
@@cossaizy6309 bruh, we beated the austrians more than a time
When your Slavic and German at the same time
And finno-urgic
Да
Italy risks losing the European football Championship and i’m playing this to my italian family (i’m cheering for Austria) just to piss them off lmao
Lol im with u italian mate 👍
Based Italian
AHAHHAHHA GRANDE FRA
TRADITORE
@@shootingsmilla1239 cry about it
Austrian empire was diverse yet lasted for centuries
Yugoslavia was diverse yet lasted only 70 years
I think we all know who knows how to manage a nation
India is very diverse yet it has been here for 75 years, longer than the USSR and it is more united than ever.
@@KillerofWestoids never asked for the pajeet nation....since if we're talking Asia then we can talk about alot diverse empires surviving long
@@KillerofWestoids
If any Tamils kills you for speaking Hindi, you are right
America is the most diverse nation in the world and It is almost 250 years old.
When you marry your sister, have almost 16 kids (each have genetic mutations and have massive chins) but only 5 of them survive beyond the age of 3 but it’s okay because one of them will live to inherit half of europe:
when the italians claim your land
When they actually got your land, and you lost more than 3/4 of your empire
When the Italians repel you at the Piaze river.
When you declared war on Serbia but you cant handle It without german and bulgarian help
RIP
Because you also fight the biggest country in the world at the same time.
And because the Serbian army is better equipped than the russian and has been preparing for war longer than you. Thanks to the French-Russian gold and weapons.
@@kaiserfranz3138 Keine Sorge. Wir sind ja da
When you manage to get South Tyrol and Slovenia without firing a shot
Should put that to an italian song
When the Turkish kid in class gets detention
mr. i don't know the leader of austria in 1780 or something: *i would be proud*
@@denniskibrik7310 Joseph II
That moment when your mom is Austrian, and your dad is Hungarian.
And has adopted a Czech
When declare your self a king of Mexico...
Glory to Austrian Hungarian empire and their citizens.
Wait dis dude did that? 😂😂 oh my god.
@@ssesssusman9417 Maximilian I of Mexico although he believed the people voted him in.
Švejku…
I'm Austrian and these comments are making me weAK
if you are weak here's czechia back
When you play as Austria-Hungary in Total War: Empire and launch a crusade against the Ottomans
This cured my cancer
when Archduke Franz Ferdinand assassinates Gavrilo Princip
You know you’re screwed when you hear this in battle.
possibly one of the best songs to be played in earrape
I dont know why but this version is better than the normal version.
When you're winning that big war against the Ottomans.
But you actually slaughter some of your soldiers by yourself because of the diversity.
We marching into Belgrade with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊❗
MORE EARAPE! MORE!
how about British national anthem as earrape next?
When the Italians revolt against your empire .
pov: after winning 11 battles of isonzo you won a 12 one
When Austria gets a PU over Hungary
When Serbia starts talking shit.
Conquering almost half of the Europe in EU4
*When you're Italian and you see Austrians taking back Trentino and Südtirol*
@@TaraZaraChara Yes it will
Gib Triest
When you get so drunk that you attack each other
When you finally teach the minorities German and your army works smoother than your car after you put wd40 on the gears
Beautifully done
Love Franz Joseph with Sun glasses !
When you have one of the most powerful empires in Europe but still manage to get beaten back by Serbia.
Alternative scenario: *Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand never happened*
ELINA ANDRIYEVSKA *our armies would be winning faster*
bravo maestro! a really well executed Earrape
The most great day with this composition
When the Italian kid tries to mess with you
What people think when they hear Austrian mustache man: omg Hitler
What I think:
when napoleon takes a walk to vienna so you take a walk to paris in gratitude
this earrape is so good, I can't stop listening
When you start world war that led to colapse of four empires including yours
1618: Austrian state asks German states to fight France and the Dutch republic , German states gets screwed
1914: Austrian emperor of Austria-Hungary asks German kaiser to fight France and Russia, German kaisserreich gets screwed.
1939-1945: Austrian painter asks Germany to fight Russia, France, UK, USA, Germany gets screwed.
Umad?
Teacher: Today, we have a field trip at Serbia
Girl: Wow! It must be amazing
Boy and me: //Laugh in Austrian and march to Sarajevo
*moving to serbian borders*
*When you rebuild the empire in 1938 in HOI IV and defeat Poland and USSR before Hitler*
When you split Poland in 3
When you lose to Napoleon for the 12th time
Beautiful
When your counter attack washes away the progress of 11 enemy offensives and then some.
when youre mustache is connected with your hair and youre austrian.
When u conquered Italy:
*_ngl this is a banger_*
That's a nice bass you got going there.
That moment when the most successful European dynasty is associated with your country
When you are french & you hear this coming from down the street.
Ready the cannons... 0.0
Banger
When you become allies with the country who fought against you for centuries.
Perfect
When 90% of the comments begin with when and you comment a when comment to not feel left out.
When you see your Austrian friend gets builied by a Serbian kid:
*Party like its October 19th 1813 intensifies*
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟥🟥🟥🟥
When the Italians lost the 42069th battle of the Isonzo River.
When the Italians cross the Isonzo river for the 12th time
When a French guy steals your Austrian crossiant and replacing it to French crossiant
Truly Austrian, that some "March" could destroy so many ears
I'm the Austrian Nationalist ;)
When your archduke gets assassinated
*Fur der Kaiser intensifies*
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