Rule Britannia! (Epic Earrape)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @thewheelchairhistorian3424
    @thewheelchairhistorian3424  5 лет назад +41

    Looking for some robloxian Blood & Ironers! Interested in B&I linebattles as the British? Join here now! discord.gg/wM39HGN

    • @speedbird1186
      @speedbird1186 4 года назад +1

      Lol I would but im already in a group.

    • @Zackislivid
      @Zackislivid 3 года назад +2

      @Adolf Hitler said the one who killed 6million jews lol

    • @blakefr
      @blakefr 3 года назад

      @Tradpa0212 🔄

    • @MWM499
      @MWM499 2 года назад

      The link expired

    • @The_Christian_Cavalier
      @The_Christian_Cavalier 2 года назад

      @Tradpa0212 that makes no sense, we took ya

  • @whiterosecicero4802
    @whiterosecicero4802 5 лет назад +253

    Love the smell of gunpowder and tea in the morning.

  • @grandmasteryoda3835
    @grandmasteryoda3835 5 лет назад +207

    *Everybody gangsta in 1775 until you see a British flag in the distance with a bunch of red people in a line*

    • @thewheelchairhistorian3424
      @thewheelchairhistorian3424  5 лет назад +15

      *Thunderous beats of Fifes and Drums would play*

    • @sedricsaunders3480
      @sedricsaunders3480 3 года назад +6

      @Bigg GIB'S fun house Sorry I can't hear you the White House is burning really loudly.

    • @sedricsaunders3480
      @sedricsaunders3480 3 года назад +3

      @Bigg GIB'S fun house You do realise the "Canadians" were British settlers living in the DOMINION of Canada (not the colony)

    • @ToppatClanPenguin
      @ToppatClanPenguin Год назад

      oh no

    • @joaolucass839
      @joaolucass839 Год назад

      ​@@thewheelchairhistorian3424 When British Soldiers See Boxers In China, LET'S INTERVENE WITH MORE 10 NATIONS

  • @danielgrant884
    @danielgrant884 5 лет назад +95

    0:52 When Somebody forgets to put milk in their tea

    • @BTClips522
      @BTClips522 4 года назад +9

      *YOU NEED CIVILISATION*

    • @Real_Tower_Pizza
      @Real_Tower_Pizza 3 года назад +9

      When your argentina friend says your mom gay. Instead of you mum gay. 0:51

    • @20pasdabag7
      @20pasdabag7 2 года назад +2

      @@Real_Tower_Pizza nah mate its mam😭

    • @thebritishempire8754
      @thebritishempire8754 2 года назад +1

      @@Real_Tower_Pizza PRESENT!
      FIRE!

  • @prezzyjim
    @prezzyjim 5 лет назад +94

    When the start seems a bit too subtle and then it increases slightly.. *laughs in British*

  • @blur-blade4981
    @blur-blade4981 4 года назад +93

    A nice relaxing song to comfort the ears while eating *and* drinking tea

    • @jared31174
      @jared31174 2 года назад +5

      Ah yes, I love eating tea.

    • @Azerrr
      @Azerrr Год назад +1

      ​@@jared31174My whole food diet consists from tea only.

    • @averyrandomperson9510
      @averyrandomperson9510 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jared31174same bro it's my comfort food 😂

  • @paperback2437
    @paperback2437 4 года назад +26

    When a Chinese guy refuses to give you tea
    0:52

  • @winstonchurchill5815
    @winstonchurchill5815 4 года назад +137

    We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!
    ~Me

  • @emiliamtf2777
    @emiliamtf2777 4 года назад +26

    When your 1% british: 0:52

  • @G4rryy
    @G4rryy 4 года назад +17

    *Time travel got invented*
    Girls: Imma go save 2020
    Boys: line up!

  • @alejocc6260
    @alejocc6260 5 лет назад +148

    Argentina: Im pretty sure that If I invade the falklands they won't do anything
    UK: 0:52

    • @andrewliu8789
      @andrewliu8789 4 года назад +13

      Creo que hablo en nombre de todos los ecuatorianos de ahora que nos arrepentimos que en el pasado hayamos apoyado al invasor argentino, estamos con Reino Unido y la próxima que intente invadir, los apoyaremos. DIOS SALVE A LA REINA!!!
      I think I speak on behalf of all Ecuadorians now that we regret that in the past we have supported the Argentine invader, we are with the United Kingdom and the next one that tries to invade, we will support them. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!🇪🇨🇰🇾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @Lilferiby
      @Lilferiby 4 года назад +9

      @@andrewliu8789 Well said, old boy! Haha

    • @thebritishempire8754
      @thebritishempire8754 2 года назад +4

      Oh how they were so wrong. Haha.
      They literally stood no chance.

    • @paul_isnice677
      @paul_isnice677 2 года назад +1

      No will ever challenge us

    • @matheusexpedito4577
      @matheusexpedito4577 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@paul_isnice677The french: 🤨

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 5 лет назад +33

    When you win 1 game of Battleships

  • @cheatcharoninc172
    @cheatcharoninc172 4 года назад +23

    Every time a note hits a new plot of land is colonized

  • @Repulse_The_First
    @Repulse_The_First 3 года назад +57

    When your happy you love the song when you sad you understand the lyrics this is deep 😔🇬🇧😔

  • @germanmemerboi3157
    @germanmemerboi3157 2 года назад +17

    When you realise that if Britannia rules the waves, it rules EVERY wave. Microwaves, communications, even Light itself.

  • @The_German_Gripen
    @The_German_Gripen 4 месяца назад +3

    0:52 Pov: when the argentine kid bullies you

  • @bigirongaming201
    @bigirongaming201 5 лет назад +77

    When you realise your out of tea for biscuits but then you colonise the garage refrigerator to get more tea😂

    • @cheesetoasties9550
      @cheesetoasties9550 2 года назад +1

      Who tf keeps tea in the fridge

    • @thebritishempire8754
      @thebritishempire8754 2 года назад +1

      @@cheesetoasties9550 Americans.

    • @lilandagi
      @lilandagi 2 года назад +2

      @@thebritishempire8754 The Americans always try to keep us away from that precious tea

  • @bensymons
    @bensymons 4 года назад +19

    can't stop listening to this

  • @Geshiko-GuP
    @Geshiko-GuP 3 года назад +9

    made my german friend listen to this...now hes from british hanover

  • @utdshack48295
    @utdshack48295 3 года назад +12

    France : *leaves Africa to Conquer Asia*
    Britain : *spills 1.000 teacups fill with tea*
    Tea : *spills the entire africa and the tea spill shapes like Britain*
    Britain : 0:52

  • @balistixmapping197
    @balistixmapping197 3 года назад +9

    This is way more patriotic than ever, that BBC tries to ban this hymn.

  • @cipher0325
    @cipher0325 3 года назад +11

    If Britain had listed to hoi4 players instead of its generals

  • @krzypel
    @krzypel Год назад +6

    Top 10 my favorite countries:
    Nr. 1 United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
    Nr. 2 Empire of Great Britain
    Nr. 3 Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
    Nr. 4 Kingdom of England
    Nr. 5 Kingdom of Great Britain
    Nr. 6 British Raj
    Nr. 7 Thirteen colonies
    Nr. 8 Domino of Canada
    Nr. 9 Australia
    Nr. 10 Kingdom of Egypt

    • @Baguette_nice
      @Baguette_nice 4 месяца назад +1

      Aren't that all colonised by Brita OHH GOD!

  • @blur-blade4981
    @blur-blade4981 4 года назад +49

    Modern day America: tries to invade Britain
    Britain: *RULE BRITANNIA*
    America: Becomes the thirteen colonies again

  • @AusomeAlfred
    @AusomeAlfred 4 года назад +9

    Tea is one hell of a crazy drug

  • @Real_Tower_Pizza
    @Real_Tower_Pizza 3 года назад +12

    0:52 When a man with a funny mustache wants to color your country black, instead of colouring it red.
    Explenation of the joke because ot might be a bit hard to understand:
    1. The word color is changed to colour in bri'ish.
    2. The guy with a funny mustache is Hitler.
    3. The reson I wrote black and red is because people usually color the third reich black, and the bri'ish empire red or pink.
    4. The reson I write 'bri'ish' instead of british is because it kinds of mockes the bri'ish accent.

    • @romeforeverr
      @romeforeverr 2 года назад

      The reason I am writing this is because you spelt “mocks” wrong, my 2 percent of British ancestry blesses me, 0:52

    • @thebritishempire8754
      @thebritishempire8754 2 года назад

      There is a lot of accents, I, for example, speak, frankly, rather posh.

  • @Byewah11
    @Byewah11 4 года назад +7

    Nazi Germany: Britain will fall Britain: 0:52

  • @DasFuuk
    @DasFuuk 4 года назад +9

    I saw the words Epic and Earrape and I just had to click

  • @Cris-su8bg
    @Cris-su8bg 3 года назад +2

    0:52 POV Thatcher say sink it

  • @XenophobicAirport
    @XenophobicAirport Год назад +2

    The official coronation music for King Charles III. May his reign be long and my ear doctor be understanding!

  • @netheritepickaxe8579
    @netheritepickaxe8579 3 года назад +2

    Brits when they hear someone say “color” instead of col’ou

  • @sauron9883
    @sauron9883 3 года назад +2

    When someone steals your favorite rocks

  • @HT-wi2su
    @HT-wi2su 4 года назад +7

    me in warthunder when the other team is getting cocky with their messerschmits

  • @theillusiveman8736
    @theillusiveman8736 2 года назад +1

    Everybody Gangsta till the British kid Starts drinking tea in a American school

  • @jasonosas2130
    @jasonosas2130 5 лет назад +13

    Oi! What do you mean my colonies is being independent?!?!?

  • @HellenVanPattersonPatton80
    @HellenVanPattersonPatton80 2 месяца назад

    Most stirring. Most stirring, indeed.

  • @samdelvin6581
    @samdelvin6581 2 года назад +3

    nobody expects the imperial earpae

  • @iputbutterinmycoffee2973
    @iputbutterinmycoffee2973 2 года назад +1

    Beautiful!

  • @NewCalifornaRepublic2377
    @NewCalifornaRepublic2377 5 месяцев назад +1

    I realised that in movies aliens speak English….

  • @sharedinterest3914
    @sharedinterest3914 4 года назад +5

    This great music makes me wanna fight for queen and country

  • @zaymonsurfacego1453
    @zaymonsurfacego1453 3 года назад +3

    Im listening to this whilst doing homework :)

  • @butter0017
    @butter0017 2 года назад +1

    Uk tourist : Hello
    Us guy : did you go to colonize us ?
    Uk tourist :

  • @paulsteward9582
    @paulsteward9582 3 года назад +2

    The water in my mug near speaker suddenly becomes tea...

    • @BAS19.6
      @BAS19.6 2 года назад

      Bro who tf drinks water in a mug

  • @ironsmasher2390
    @ironsmasher2390 4 года назад +6

    My head set is broken cause of that

  • @talentlesszephyr_yt
    @talentlesszephyr_yt 2 года назад +1

    when your club suites does have closing doors

  • @eggieboi14
    @eggieboi14 3 года назад +1

    When you say,"this tea tastes bad."

  • @arrogantbritishofficer9851
    @arrogantbritishofficer9851 4 года назад +7

    *hahaha!*

  • @WalesGaming1707
    @WalesGaming1707 2 года назад +1

    The british empire was so powerful that it can solo literally an French army with just an cannon 2:51

  • @lj671
    @lj671 Год назад +1

    Petition for us to colonise the world again

  • @shroder2748
    @shroder2748 3 года назад

    0:52
    Britain when they mount a 182mm derp fastism yeet delete Canon on the stronk centurion chassis

  • @per-torereiniurfjell5424
    @per-torereiniurfjell5424 3 года назад +2

    Tally-ho, chaps intensifies

  • @joelsmall8565
    @joelsmall8565 3 года назад +1

    Sips tea aggressively

  • @joseluissdt154
    @joseluissdt154 5 лет назад +7

    a little long.
    but it's good.

  • @MarioFreuend
    @MarioFreuend 5 месяцев назад +1

    I played this right after England won the penalty against Switzerland cuz why not lol.

  • @sae136
    @sae136 2 года назад +1

    When a Starstreak missile shoots down a Russian Mi-28

  • @thekingshussar1808
    @thekingshussar1808 5 лет назад +8

    Lit

  • @clairbrooks925
    @clairbrooks925 2 года назад

    OMG Beauty at its finest

  • @eggieboi14
    @eggieboi14 3 года назад +1

    When British ships moves the ocean:

  • @sunburnteggandstuff
    @sunburnteggandstuff 2 месяца назад

    The sun never sets on the British Empire.

  • @celtichistorian9869
    @celtichistorian9869 3 года назад

    Anomaly: *exists* the scp foundation: # 0:52

  • @yodaonketamine5706
    @yodaonketamine5706 3 года назад +3

    Scientists: We just discovered a little unexplored island
    Britain: 0:52

  • @Oocaboo
    @Oocaboo 9 месяцев назад

    This is my new favourite song

  • @RonaldTrumpOfficial
    @RonaldTrumpOfficial 11 месяцев назад

    WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

  • @unpleasantatemypetcat
    @unpleasantatemypetcat 3 месяца назад

    0:52 what Germany heard when they were attacking Britain

  • @battadia
    @battadia 2 года назад +1

    When your nation was basically forced to accept the Statute of Westminster because it didn't want to leave the Empire:

  • @lilandagi
    @lilandagi 2 года назад +2

    When The French Try to Invade Britain:

  • @thediamondtrucktdt
    @thediamondtrucktdt 2 года назад +1

    Best video ever

  • @BAS19.6
    @BAS19.6 2 года назад

    When you set the record for the world’s fastest steam locomotive but only because “you confirmed it” and it was going downhill

  • @curseditem8354
    @curseditem8354 2 года назад

    Now that's soldiering

  • @missy7619
    @missy7619 Год назад

    googled "is public drinking legal in the UK" and this played in my head as I recieved my answer.

  • @Ruuskie
    @Ruuskie 10 месяцев назад

    Britain colonised my ears.

  • @MrOak1337
    @MrOak1337 6 месяцев назад

    Pov: You are a random island in the middle of fkn nowhere

  • @DutchvanderLinde1889
    @DutchvanderLinde1889 Год назад

    Music for my ears

  • @Sunrise_MC01
    @Sunrise_MC01 Месяц назад

    WHY DID I SUDDENLY SMELL TEA AND GUNPOWDER AFTER CLICKING ON THIS VIDEO

  • @zalternative1
    @zalternative1 3 года назад +1

    One of my first google results

  • @foundationgamer9771
    @foundationgamer9771 2 года назад

    Tfw when the War of the Worlds is happening but then you realise Mars hasn't been colonised yet

  • @behyt3archivedvideo66
    @behyt3archivedvideo66 3 года назад

    0:52 When British Occupy Earth and ALL Country

  • @402corey
    @402corey 7 месяцев назад

    Rule britaina, britaina rules the waves

  • @johanneskopperud3496
    @johanneskopperud3496 5 лет назад +8

    Gang gang
    Karl u there?

    • @thekingshussar1808
      @thekingshussar1808 4 года назад

      gang gang i am a_very same person wheelchair historian

  • @thebritishempire8754
    @thebritishempire8754 2 года назад

    The sounds of civilisation

  • @butter0017
    @butter0017 2 года назад +1

    U 103 : i sink you
    RMS Olympic : no u 0:52

  • @Green_Magolor_Gijinka
    @Green_Magolor_Gijinka 4 года назад +1

    Britain during 1841:

  • @robbiemckinnon2781
    @robbiemckinnon2781 2 года назад +1

    RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

  • @ahahahahhalozlol
    @ahahahahhalozlol 2 года назад

    Long live the BritishBritanniaTipperarynavypire

  • @jacobplayzzzroblox12345
    @jacobplayzzzroblox12345 2 года назад +1

    when the uk is fighting the u.s

  • @Peter_Pettigrew
    @Peter_Pettigrew Месяц назад

    RULE BRITTANIA

  • @kingschannel6099
    @kingschannel6099 Год назад

    The British in pirates of the Caribbean in a nutshell :

  • @butter0017
    @butter0017 2 года назад +1

    When sun atually never set

  • @tukatl
    @tukatl 2 года назад +1

    Me and the boys recolonising America:

  • @lebaguette5393
    @lebaguette5393 Месяц назад

    I played this over a McDonalds fries
    It's now fish and chips

  • @Dreadnought-563
    @Dreadnought-563 Месяц назад

    The 120000lb is coming off.

  • @gracemaxwell2120
    @gracemaxwell2120 3 года назад

    GOD SAVE ARE QUEEN OH BRITAINIA

  • @utdshack48295
    @utdshack48295 3 года назад

    When you qonquer Spanish Empire

  • @butter0017
    @butter0017 2 года назад

    When you see some weird wooden boat with cannon and wave uk flag in the coast

  • @MisterlincolnTX
    @MisterlincolnTX 2 года назад

    I just put this up to my ear and I shove a toy musket into my foot it hurts

  • @weasel4060
    @weasel4060 2 года назад +1

    Played this in Argentina and got arrested

    • @thebritishempire8754
      @thebritishempire8754 2 года назад

      Just say: don't try it, we all know what happened last time around.

  • @Exotic.butters..
    @Exotic.butters.. Год назад +1

    When Britain first, at heaven's command
    Arose from out the azure main
    Arose arose from out the azure main
    This was the charter, the charter of the land
    And guardian angels sang this strain
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Still more majestic shalt thou rise
    More dreadful from each foreign stroke
    More dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke
    As the loud blast, the blast that tears the skies
    Serves but to root thy native oak
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Still more majestic shalt thou rise
    More dreadful from each foreign stroke
    More dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke
    As the loud blast, the blast that tears the skies
    Serves but to root thy native oak
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    The Muses, still with freedom found
    Shall to thy happy coasts repair
    Shall to thy happy, happy coasts repair
    Blest isle regardless, with countless beauty places
    And manly hearts to guard the fair
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves

  • @Aydycakes
    @Aydycakes 2 года назад

    Oh, 😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @MattGaming4567.
    @MattGaming4567. 4 года назад

    We took America fair and square but they just had to rebel

  • @keshavrao212
    @keshavrao212 3 года назад

    Your name trolls the armchair historian