Bad Joke Telling | Harlem Globetrotters Edition

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[@hunterj3165]

Q:Why don't cats play poker in the jungle
A:because there are too many Cheetahs

[@StLouisFilms]

I considered getting a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind

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St.Louis Films I’m frickin done

[@KennyKoalaPlays]

A fish swims into a wall.
He yells out "DAM!"

[@greenbaypackers4464]

Which restaurant ran out of business because they didn't have enough employees?
Five Guys

[@gabe3827]

What do you call a really sketchy Italian neighborhood? The SpaGHETTO.

[@BTWKyzer]

What do the red light say to the green light?
Don't look!
I'm changing!!

[@StLouisFilms]

Never trust a person with a graph
They're always plotting something

[@andrewz6038]

St.Louis Films never trust an atom
They make up everything

[@JRM_-yq5ed]

St.Louis Films my god

[@eyedherup2318]

*why did Santa go to college for music.
To improve his wrapping skills*

[@makenziemartinn]

What did Mickey say when the lawyer called him and said that he couldn’t divorce Minnie because she was crazing
He said that he didn’t want to divorce her because she was crazy, because she was Goofy!😂

[@puckdynasty198]

What happened after the banana got a sunburn?
He started peeling.

[@jacobs3614]

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
The retail store

[@wyattgillespie6970]

1000 subscribers with no videos ? I already know this joke :A the retail store

[@adidasP4]

3:52 this dude reminds me Of Kevin Hart

[@DaBaller]

Adidasp4 that's racist. No but seriously he kinda does

[@azc56]

Too tall

[@whalzy1558]

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto

[@_ziac_6048]

Whalzy old man just old

[@whalzy1558]

lmao

[@robertoagnello5095]

Yeah, I can confirm

[@UPxYOURs2]

stop stealing

[@Lemuel-su6qk]

the 2 guys face in match 3 is funny for me 😂😂😂

[@greenbaypackers4464]

Why did the tomato turn red?
he saw the salad dressing.

[@dimark17]

Bull Bullard that should be a good joke for the new movie "Spider-Man into the Spider-verse" hahaha

[@loganmorales3108]

What do you call a girl with a Christmas tree on her head?
Carol.

[@bugzbuunny4625]

I’ve been waiting for this

[@smooveshippothe2nd604]

How many tickles does it take to tickle a octopus. 10tickles

[@ViperKingYT]

Make this into a tournament! It would be so much better and more entertaining if this was a tournament!

[@justmax1834]

Had to turn the brightness up....

[@Riley-yo8wt]

i love how short some peaople

[@DalderR6]

What's a ninjas favorite drink
WA-TAA (scream water in an Asian accent)

[@quotenibby9841]

What do you call piece of wood that has nothing to do?
Board
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
You take away its credit card
What did the knife say to the orange?
Citrus self down, this is gonna hurt

[@susanwilliams-morales1902]

What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root Beer.

[@superiortrickshots6692]

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
Answer: TO GET TO THE BOTTOM

[@butchjones2105]

Wanna hear a bad joke? Me.

[@eliblackwell3645]

Spider hams secret identity is Peter Porker

[@kathyhughes2303]

Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? Because it would be a foot!!

[@pranit8437]

Kathy Hughes lel

[@eyedherup2318]

It’s from the dudeperfect bad joke telling

[@kathyhughes2303]

Eyedherup 2 ya you are right nice job.

[@bort_4202]

Dude perfect copyer

[@whistlesports]

COMMENT with a bad joke. We'll pin our favorite!

[@hunterj3165]

Whistle Sports Q:Why don't cats play poker in the jungle
A:because there are too many Cheetahs

[@JuanSanchez-mb4dk]

Whistle Sports At what time did the man go to the dentist?
A:Tooth Hurt-y

[@bradystone7972]

What do u call a deer with no eyes
No eye deer

[@rickypatrick223]

Whistle Sports What do u call a fly with no wings?
Answer: A walk

[@christianzabala2983]

Why do golf players take two pairs of pants to there golf tournaments
In case they get a hole in one

[@maysarika4534]

What did the dog Said to the tree?
Bark

[@jakeburke2310]

Spider ham

[@dracoatf3455]

Yes

[@niccastleberg4951]

Where's the turtle with no legs......right where you left it

[@randomnessthings-]

AMAZING

[@susanwilliams-morales1902]

What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer. (a tree has roots if some of you don't get this joke)

[@iipinzgamiziid1653]

How many vampires have to change a lightbulb?
Zero they like the dark

[@greenbaypackers4464]

I am not a joker.
I am more like Batman

[@steviemaccormack2302]

I went to one of there games on my birthday

[@Neon_Koopa]

PLZ DO A DUDE PERFECT EDITION 2!!!!!

[@hayleyc7701]

What do you call it when Darth Vador goes into a lift?
An elevader

[@colbypudenz3540]

What's Brown and sticky
A stick

[@quotenibby9841]

Colby Pudenz this joke was in the dude perfect bad jokes

[@moxe647]

Colby Pudenz that was by whistle sports -_- you can't steal a joke

[@garicpahinui9398]

So many guards.....

[@jackdempsey906]

Did you see the new movie constapated o wait it hasn't come out yet

[@thelegendbhopper6604]

What’s brown and stick?
A stick.

[@trevhiggins7839]

Useless

[@landonparnell6932]

I met moose,zoose,and firefly

[@saylordorian6246]

Hi whistle sports

[@jadenspare]

Did you know French Fries weren't originally made in France?
They were made in Greece
(grease)

[@demonhunter3699]

Why wasnt the first french fry made in french?
Because it was made in Greece (Grease)

[@slumpedmike9732]

1:46 Loud house? No. Ok.

[@glizzygladiator3507]

What's brown and sticky. Reply your answer before reading
A stick (brown because sticks are brown and sticky because it's a stick)

[@aakashpathak1422]

JUST REMOVE THE REPLAY...ITS NOT NECESSARY

[@greenbaypackers4464]

What is an owl's favorite game?
Kahoot

[@amberbaker528]

Green Bay Packers wow

[@KamranJB1]

Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?
For drizzle

[@jillianhansen5986]

Too Tall i have a signed basketball!

[@flow2917]

We need DP to do this

[@adidasP4]

flow 29 that already did this

[@ye_ole_nade5299]

what did the red light say to the green light......don't look I'm changing

[@robertgarza5475]

Spider-Ham

[@jeahndiaz8417]

What do you call a car everyone could get?

[@joshwence882]

What does the mommy tomato say to the baby tomoto
Ketchup

[@f.l.i.t.e419]

Tooshort hall

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tnt and ace are so fine

[@zzzellawxxxxd5227]

ace!

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I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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Do warriors

[@maximumrpm1868]

what do you call three Bugattis at NASCAR race Boogity Boogity Boogity

[@k1llzz190]

What's a pencils favourite place. Penslevania

[@coolz3115]

5:27

[@dnndjddjdj8308]

We asked for the spurs

[@cactusgaming491]

Astros plz do this

[@baileysmith4744]

Is it bad I don’t know these people

[@DarthLog]

Do spurs edition kawhi would win

[@Mido_Albeik]

One of the first

[@abbylatkowski432]

Hey want to hear a pizza joke?
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[@daltonwike3055]

What resturaunt is full of insects and rotten fruits?
Applebees
What are dishes favorite sport?
Bowling
What's a librarians favorite color?
Read (red)
What nationality is always in a hurry?
Russian
What is the best place to work out in outer space?
Planet Fitness
Why did the guy with injured knees go to the orthodontist?
He needs braces
What Candy gives you gas?
"Toot"sie Roll

[@kertdudek2489]

were is big easy

[@cactusgaming491]

Minnesota twins

[@yvngjxyz9494]

J

[@_ziac_6048]

What do you call Jason Aldean when he's sad? Jason Frowndean.

[@vedabou]

What kind of ship never sinks?
Friendship
P. S.: I got that one from a video of a softball player who read jokes from a small piece of paper after several games. And still try to find that video, so if one could help me finding that, I'd be seriously glad.
P. P. S.: Another one from the very same guy
What did the red say to the sad navy fish?
You blue!

[@manavk4793]

Suh

[@bananaduck6498]

THIRD
EDIT: 21st view!

[@anisha5485]

7

[@yurancito]

1,001th like

[@dracoatf3455]

Hi

[@hunterj3165]

Pin this comment and I will do nothing

[@dawsonroe3204]

That was not even funny

[@andrewsmith5150]

First

[@wallyg333]

This wasnt funny

[@dracoatf3455]

1st comet