i saw that surface, and was like "wow man i too have something he has!", then graphics said surface pro x, and i look down at my surface 5, "get outta here man"
Trevor is not just a comedian, he's also a good retail salesman....because he just legitimately, persuaded me to Google all these items he presented and buy them!! 🤣🤣🤣❤
@@Moolaz ok like here in the south we use witch oil (it has nothing to do with witches lol I don't think...) But we use it for everything skin related like lips, skin moisturizer, burns, blisters, really just everything too. I even use it to take my makeup off. It's solid like a balm but we can heat it up to liquid and put it in our baths and use it as a treatment conditioner.
@Island Boy think u wanna check that again... U missed it by a zero... That's a limited edition.. only 500pcs made... $58,970 retail... Is no longer valid..
He’s right about the lip balms that make you apply more afterwards. Reason is because certain ones use salicylic acid (the stuff they use in chemical peels) to take the top layer of skin off. Unfortunately they will dry out your lips, so you apply more. Just be aware and check the ingredients people x
although that might not be the truth. I have some sorta condition in which my lips get drier and peels off if I apply anything (even plain raw shea butter), and on my body skins it dehydrates and makes it white-ish.
Your dad is Swiss? It's rare to meet another Swiss person in this world outside Switzerland. We are so few (and yes, Swiss people are obsessed with time. I sometimes am scared when my sisters tells me that I can't do something because the right time is in half a minute. It is scary man)
My Opinion is Valid I did my research on that exact watch he has on actually. It retailed at around 60k if I’m not mistaken but one now since there was a limited stock and they all sold out. The cheapest one for sale is around 260k
@@hammer12482 I asked my dad the same thing. He said it's not about telling time when it comes to owning watches. At best they're mildly practical jewelry or for collecting. But for the most part they're just bling.
just realized how humble some people can be, you would never know trevor walks around with a quarter million dollars on his wrist lol speaks to the character of a person.
I really love that he tied it back to his father and his childhood, and that he bought it due to how functional yet beautiful it is (not cause it's crusted with diamonds)
I loved watching this :) Trevor's umbrella blew my mind. I laughed when he explained his electric toothbrush 😂 "My Grandfather always said...if you can't brush...then brush when you can" that's deep, man. Respect.
I can relate to Trevor Noah when it comes to having chapstick,sunglasses,video games,and your watch with you.it’s just a sense of looking nice and feeling good at the same time
@@mheppal Million dollar question. I read somewhere they were producing a sort of spin-off/pequel thing, as it won't have Eggsy. But apparently Eggsy is coming back for movie number 4.
I'm Swiss (I live in Geneva) and I never knew Trevor was half Swiss! But it's very true what he said. Swiss people do like precision and are kinda crazy when it comes to watches
bacara18 Liberal can actually mean a person who wants to expand their knowledge and experience rather than technical training, so I don’t see anything wrong, or someone who is welcoming of new ways, or a person who wants the maximum liberty and freedom. Nothing wrong at all
@@ahmedaltaf9345 well those actually do WW1 era to early 70s etc Rolex's,tag Heuer's,Blancpains,patek philippes etc cost like 10 times the original sticker price.
![Eminem - Somebody Save Me (feat. Jelly Roll) [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Vwa0HenQMi4/mqdefault.jpg)
This is what a nerd with swag and charisma looks like.
The ultimate
That is what I aim to be, but can never achieve
He's also funny and multilingual. Like how is he even real.
CheesecakeLasagna and seems genuinely kind, his book was so good
A nerd with swag and charisma is not even a nerd lmao
Facts dude a comedian too
‘Dont want a diamond watch coz i actually want to tell the time’
Real talk 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Sorry, Diamond past two? 😂
Letnan Mindipko this is what got me
"Real talk", except a Patek Philippe is worth more than a diamond watch lol. Patek Philippe go north of 200k
Paulo Alexandre his patek phillipe is the 5650g and goes for around $350,000
Omar they range between 250-300, 350 would really be too much but there are blinged out Patek, Richard Mile, and APs that have gone for more
His watch is worth more than my house yet he’s excited about an umbrella that opens the opposite way 😂
One could easily buy 3 apartments in a medium size city in Poland for this price - yet I'm still excited for Trevor 😅 Matters not, I just adore him! 😅
What do you mean it’s his toothbrush that looks more expensive then a house
No joke
"And then you do this move" 💀🤣
He enjoys the benefits of capitalism while speaking against it at the same time
Ok I watched 1 video of Ellen interviewing him and commented “He’s cute”. RUclips was like, INTERESTING, now i’m here, 20 vids of Trevor Noah later...
😂😂😂😂😂 gotta love algorithms 😂😂😂
Lmaooo
Have you watched his stand up videos? Lol even my 11 y.o niece enjoys his videos.
I was the 70th like I ruined it
@@fairfight9857 Sure I did haha. RUclips got me good. I enjoyed the stand-ups too.
“I wanna hear my death coming, I’m not gonna avoid the death, but I just want to be able to be like ahhh”
It's funny that it
Played at the same time i read the comment
Me too
That's why I love him! 😂😂
Same here😂
@@ngess4661me too lmao wtf
Bruuh he is literally a normal person with normal things and then he pulls out a 275k watch..🤣
How is a tank of lubricating oxygen normal though lmao.
Hiasl1998 a humidifier? 😂 weirdest description for a humidifier I’ve ever heard lol
@@maddywheeler8962 that was his point
Woah. I didn't know his watch cost so much!
“It doesn’t take itself seriously.” Um. No. No. I’d say 275k is pretty serious. That watch could cover my schooling.
“What’s the time? Diamond past two?” Lmaooo
😂😂😂😂🇿🇦
😂😂
@operation oga gaming YT I've been on over 30 and it has happened about twice 🙉🙉
🤣😂😅
"I had my essentials, that's why I'm good and your not."
- Trevor Noah
😂🇿🇦
His essentials are literally the expensive version of my essentials.
Way cooler too 😂 😂 😂 😂
Peter Lukan the glasses are the coolest though!
@@mo27halar54 ikr and so fashionable, I really want them now 😍😭
Peter Lukan ahahahahha we’re too broke
i saw that surface, and was like "wow man i too have something he has!", then graphics said surface pro x, and i look down at my surface 5, "get outta here man"
“What’s the time?”
“Diamond past two”
🤣🤣🤣
😭⚰️
The watch is already so xpensive
Am dead lmao 😂🤣
😂😂. He's actually a better flexed than rappers. That's just pure barz
“Google, how fast can Superman fly”😹💯
He's worth over $100 million and his personality is like our best friends growing up . Respect the humbleness.
nah bro 😭I think he’s worth like $40 mil
@@reneXtonedeaf 😂
@@reneXtonedeaf his worth 100milli now
@@reneXtonedeaf 🤣
I love how he points out how beautiful his watch is instead of how expensive it is which is the reason most people buy watches like that
That's watch costs 275k😭
@@kylefastenau7884 you did my boy wrong 😭 😂
@@kylefastenau7884 he was just telling you it’s crazy that it costs that much what is wrong with you🤨
@@sgnavenue2392 lol fax mans 0-100 rq
@@legendarygaming6089 ķł
“That’s what is life is all about. You forgot to brush, you brush twice as hard the next day”
Who else relates to this?
My hobby
Same with baking soda and peroxide for good measure 😂
@@Social_Pugatory activated charcoal will prove more effective buddy.
Dentures solve all your problems, forget to brush them for a week, no problem
Deniece Krizia *90 percent of the human population*
anybody else think he looks like the most cleanest man ever? like his nails are so manicured and his lips look so smooth. anybody else? no just me ok.
I could not have said it better myself.
When your job is staring at a camera and talking you would probably want to look as clean as you can.
Spenser okay lol. but i’ve always noticed this with trevor.
@@ryanelyssavlogs didn't you always know trevor as someone who stared at a camera constantly? lol
Seth #traplife#sodmg what
"Because deep down, I'll always be eleven years old."
This got me😂😂😂😂
He is rich, and he doesn’t try to act like richass...which makes him rich and CLASSY.
He is enjoying the benefits of capitalism even though he speaks against it!
@@Mster_J where did he say he was a socialist? Quote him.
That's the nice thing about us south Africans we can have 1B and still act normal even som3 americans
Yeah Trevor is really rich, he is worth more than $100 million
His also not funny
If only he knew the humidifier and coughing joke would be relevant now
😂😂🤣
Too real
Broo ☠️
Came to the comment section for this.
Hits different now.
"I'm not going to avoid the death but i just want to be able like aahhhh" 😂😂 he's just ireplacable!!
Elshaday Solomon I love how lazy his scream was, lol
"Let's start the convo about how you owe me money."
*And... ACTION* 🤣🤣
Trevor is not just a comedian, he's also a good retail salesman....because he just legitimately, persuaded me to Google all these items he presented and buy them!! 🤣🤣🤣❤
Stranger : whats the time
Trevor : diamond pass 2
Migos : iceeee!!!!
That's bad and boujee😄
Y’all won
Daquan Headley momma!
owww iceee what did there
“Deep down inside I will always be a 11 year old”
The man is into dudes
@@thehill8353 Irrelevant and stupid, just like you man
Im 11
@@huter6038 wtf😂
i don't why the umbrella impressed me a lotttt
Haha me too! Trevor has good taste in essentials
Bruh this guy is so funny but seems so sophisticated
“I wanna hear my death coming”
“I’m not gonna avoid the death”
“But I just want people to be like ahhhh”
🙈 I felt that
Abidur 😂😂😂😂 “i just wanna be like Aaaah”
😂😂😂
@bacara18 Go back to trump racist.
This is by far the most realistic and honest “Can’t live without” video on the channel. Good job Trevor
See alex honalds
Try rich brian
Andrew rae
no one:
literally no one:
Trevor Noah:"I wanna hear my death coming, I am not going to avoid the death ,But I just wanna be able to be AHHH!"
His essentials are literally the expensive version of my essentials.
@@donnydykes615 Ah, a copy and pasted comment! Best of luck to your upvote count....
this comment sent me BWAAHAHAHAHA
Trevor is low-key the funniest and most relatable comedian ever
"I'd rather have a cracked lid than cracked lips."
I pretty sure he said "crapped lips".
@@Dinkleberg2845 its cracked lips , subtitles say it
@@mrdawe4549 Subtitles say what he meant to say. But listen closely. He definitely pronounces a "p" or at the very least a "b", albeit by accident.
Straight bars. 🔥
@@Dinkleberg2845 Crap lips, he said. Not by accident. That's something a South African would say.
This is probably one of the most classiest essentials list ever
Classiest as wellas realistic😍
Yeah he actually tried very cool list tbh
noah is worthless
@@jackescobar5874 At least HIS $58,000 Patek Philippe is worth more than u
@@nmmuala Between 270,000 - 290,000 actually
I deadass don’t like reading books but this mans “Born A Crime” book is sooo good 🥰
“I wanna hear my death coming”
“I’m not going to avoid the death...”😂😂😂. Why am I just watching this?😂
The fact that he’s a comedian, a gamer, laid-back and a host of a show is all I need to love Trevor.
@m c nice bait
@m c Literally no one has, or ever will ask.
m c But you made a reply
m c He’s a good comedian in my *opinion* and even if he’s liberal he’s funny.
Rapid he should stay out of politics
No one:
Trevor Noah:
*Rain starts*
Also Trevor Noah: “I’m Mary Poppins y’all!”
Yondu why did you have to go?
Trevor pretending to use Lip Medex when he actually uses Zambuc.
What's that? Really I'm just curious not being a smartass lol
@@kelliyarbrough1333 A proudly South African balm that's used for all sorts of things skin related. Can be considered that miracle balm.
@@Moolaz ok like here in the south we use witch oil (it has nothing to do with witches lol I don't think...) But we use it for everything skin related like lips, skin moisturizer, burns, blisters, really just everything too. I even use it to take my makeup off. It's solid like a balm but we can heat it up to liquid and put it in our baths and use it as a treatment conditioner.
Lmfaaaaaaaooooo💀💀💀
Only south Africans will understand this comment 🤣🤣🤣💔
"I wanna hear my death coming"
Ahaaa aaa
It has transparency mode
For those exact situations
Priddy X NawfGawd best part 😂
Priddy X NawfGawd vibe check
Priddy X NawfGawd ruclips.net/video/_59byQBvHlI/видео.html
I don't like umbrellas
But this Trevor Noah umbrella is impressive
They're actually pretty cheap. And they make them with a hook do you can hang them to dry.
I didnt understand what you meant until I saw it lol
Why don't you like umbrellas
How can u not like umbrellas?
@@siphogunde5344 I don't have an answer..they make me feel awkward
Trevor is a perfect blend of intelligence and goofiness. ⭐️👏🏾
If I'll own a company, I want this man to be my brand ambassador.
"Hey what's up everybody? I'm Trevor Noah, comedian. Host of the Daily Show. GRAMMY NOMINEE..."
I can't believe he forgot that 😅😅
Hahaa
author
Hey everyone...Are you guys going to Trevors show at The Tacoma Dome??
@@DroppedBox_ Forgot Joke thief
"Diamond past two?!" Is about to be a song lyric: Ask me the time, ooh
Look at my wrist
Diamond past two!😂💀
That's something one of the migos members would say!😹
@@toxicmask6741 That was the inspo
🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅
Offset about to use that line
Bars😂💥💥💥
everybody gangsta till the watch shows up
Lmfaooo 😂😂
Ridiculously handsome guy and so practical it makes him even more attractive.
Things we can’t live without ..
Trevor’s accents in daily show
truly
Not many of us South Africans have that accent so it's a nice change listening to him
I swear
You know he has money his umbrella folds inside out.
Tony Montana amazon sells those types of umbrellas
Lol I have the exact same one- not expensive at all btw
I have one of those..
Patek watch...
But the umbrella though
Tony Montana I have like no money and I have one lol. You can get them on wish for like $8 lol his looks more expensive though
I went and googled how fast superman flies after THIS😂😂
“Some chapsticks are scam” i felt that
XnotYas 😂🙌🏾
Trevor Noah ok please tell me you’re the real trevor not a manger or something I’m about to die👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Mutombo I meant that he runs his own channel 😂
Lol I started snapping! #EXACTLY
i actually exclaimed out loud when he said that. like yesss im saying!
“i’d rather have cracked lid than cracked lips”
words for life
I was about to like but then i saw 69 so ima keep it to that number
@@sammi9373 lmao much appreciated
7:17 the joke did not age well in the Coronavirus time frame.
Googled the watch thinking it might be around 10k. Boi was I wrong. That guy wears a house on his wrist.
How much is it ?
Island Boy ....DATSSS CRAZZZY YO 😩😅😂😂😂😂😂thats insane.
Looool loool 💀💀😂😂
@Island Boy think u wanna check that again... U missed it by a zero...
That's a limited edition.. only 500pcs made... $58,970 retail... Is no longer valid..
He’s right about the lip balms that make you apply more afterwards. Reason is because certain ones use salicylic acid (the stuff they use in chemical peels) to take the top layer of skin off. Unfortunately they will dry out your lips, so you apply more. Just be aware and check the ingredients people x
also "minty" lip balms may use menthol, which also is drying (but people will still buy it because they like the cool, tingling feeling)
Thanks guys
I love seeing other people as aware of chemicals as me, and as interested in them, and the inner workings of them. Cheers :)
although that might not be the truth. I have some sorta condition in which my lips get drier and peels off if I apply anything (even plain raw shea butter), and on my body skins it dehydrates and makes it white-ish.
We finally lost him South Africa he said chapstick and not lip ice 😂
😆😆😆😆
He did that just for most people to understand since he is international
Or zambuk 😂
Chapstick is the stuff that makes your lips dryer😂balm is the way to go
never heard chap stick/ lip balm referred to as lip ice lmao
"I'd rather have a cracked lid than cracked lip" -Trevor Noah 2019
Your dad is Swiss? It's rare to meet another Swiss person in this world outside Switzerland. We are so few (and yes, Swiss people are obsessed with time. I sometimes am scared when my sisters tells me that I can't do something because the right time is in half a minute. It is scary man)
I am swiss
Of course there are Swiss people outside of Switzerland. What nonsense...
You know he is such a great intervier that I forget that he is also a comedian. Also he's so flipping adorable 🥰
Trevor casually walks around with 260k on his wrist
My Opinion is Valid I did my research on that exact watch he has on actually. It retailed at around 60k if I’m not mistaken but one now since there was a limited stock and they all sold out. The cheapest one for sale is around 260k
It's 500k and can change on request
My Opinion is Valid yes it is
My galaxy watch can do more for wayyyyy less
@@hammer12482 I asked my dad the same thing. He said it's not about telling time when it comes to owning watches. At best they're mildly practical jewelry or for collecting. But for the most part they're just bling.
“I’d rather have cracked lids than crack lips”😅
Those lids crack so fast. It's actually annoying
funniest Trevor Noah joke ever heard that's not saying much
Whats the brand of the lip balm?
I was legit going through the comments and I read this as he said it. What apt timing...
@@fkhrrazi Blistex
To this date, this is the classiest of the essentials series. Actual essentials, but the best quality.
“I’m not gonna avoid the death, but I wanna be able to be like Ahhhhh” 😂😂 I love Trevor
I think you meant to say “Grammy Nominated Comedian”
Deverrick McAllister lmao
YEEESSSS 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
lol, the sign of a true daily show watcher :P
@@Linknla we here dude
😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼
just realized how humble some people can be, you would never know trevor walks around with a quarter million dollars on his wrist lol speaks to the character of a person.
He grew up in a humble black family man, Xhosa people are just built like that.
The Patek with the rubber band is not that price tag. He really is humble. He bought the cheapest one.
His essentials are literally the expensive version of my essentials.
Bruuh he is literally a normal person with normal things and then he pulls out a 275k watch..🤣
I really love that he tied it back to his father and his childhood, and that he bought it due to how functional yet beautiful it is (not cause it's crusted with diamonds)
I loved watching this :) Trevor's umbrella blew my mind. I laughed when he explained his electric toothbrush 😂 "My Grandfather always said...if you can't brush...then brush when you can" that's deep, man. Respect.
Yo give him an award for real gamer lmao, he's so chill
I think this is the most down to earth "10 things...can't live without" ever.
Number 10 will SHOCK you.
ALEX HONNOLD
Check uzi lmao
@Ca$h no
@@partybees8856
Right?! 😂
A luxury watch worth over 100k...
Idk why nobody is talking about this, but HIS MOM IS A PACKMAN CHAMPION!!!!
tf do u want us to say "wow his mum is a pacman champion"
He was making a joke about South African homes... where the women does literally everything
Trevor is funny without even trying😂
I pray who ever reads this becomes successful in life ........
Amen and you too
Thank u
Can you sub to me and maybe shout me out, my channel will really surprise you
You too. Thanks
Thanks and amen
"I won't avoid the death"
.Trevor Noah - 2019.
"I wanna be like.. Aaah! 😏"
People in California don't know what Rain is 😂😂😂😂
*"I just like the sound of anything medicated"*
*Me too* 😂
He looks like a salesman, explaining about the products that he sales lol
He makes me feel proud to be a South African
The title is wrong. It should say "10 things Grammy Nominee Trevor Noah can't live without."
I got you Trevor.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
hahaha i see what you did there
😂😂😂😂nice one
Jesus. Even his essentials are as sleek as him.
Except those snapchat glasses
Blasphemy
Stop using Jesus name in vein !
@@sisekelombense7785 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@sisekelombense7785 veins transport low pressure, deoxygenated blood.
I can relate to Trevor Noah when it comes to having chapstick,sunglasses,video games,and your watch with you.it’s just a sense of looking nice and feeling good at the same time
Whenever I'm bored I watch all his shows or when I'm a bit angry 😂😂
He wouldn’t be bad in a spy thriller, look at him posing with the umbrella...
He would be perfect in one of the Kingsman movies
ruclips.net/channel/UCcxta3u9fD3Hyc9lYHo_8iA
Abner Santos when tf are they making another?
@@mheppal Million dollar question. I read somewhere they were producing a sort of spin-off/pequel thing, as it won't have Eggsy. But apparently Eggsy is coming back for movie number 4.
Nobody:
Trevor on the plane “Come and sit next to me...coughing in his humidifier” 😂😂😂💀
Toka Phafoli I’m gonna get a humidifier like his just to do the same thing 🤣🤣
He's basically being a comedian rn😂 "How fast does superman fly"
Such a cool, effortlessly cool, nerdy, geeky guy. Lol at " it's diamond past two". Love that he's confidently "always eleven years old..."
"I rather have crap lids than crack lips." Trevor Noah 2019
They'll innovate that lid for Trevor
I thot he said cracked with both of them
I’d rather have a cracked lid than cracked lips*
I thought he said cracked ribs than cracked lips
Niggalodeon he said: “I’d rather have cracked lids than CRAP lips” it’s a South African thing.
I'm Swiss (I live in Geneva) and I never knew Trevor was half Swiss! But it's very true what he said. Swiss people do like precision and are kinda crazy when it comes to watches
Haha dope
Swiss German to be specific.
Definitely check out his memoir “Born a crime” it was a great read and he has had a very eventful life to say the least.
I've got a Geneva watch
Bruh Trevor grew up in my country so yeah
This Is the first video in which someone really showed his essentials. In others it's like "Oooh I can't live without my gucci belt and my Louis bag".
He can make so many jokes out of simple things. Genius.
but they arent funny.
@@benji3663 (not funny.. to you...) We love his jokes.
“Yo did you leave a baby?”
and i was like “oh snap” 😂😂
I love his simplicity 😂❤️
"Diamond past two"🤣 he took me off there. He's just effortlessly funny
“I want to hear my death coming.” that has got to be most Trevor Noah line ever lol
he deserves everything he has. I read his book. he's come a far way
Born a Crime
Patricia must be proud
TJae Speaks The Pac-Man champion would be almost proud
bacara18 he is richer than u so u can’t talk bad
bacara18 lost kindergartener in aisle 4, karen please come get your child
bacara18 Liberal can actually mean a person who wants to expand their knowledge and experience rather than technical training, so I don’t see anything wrong, or someone who is welcoming of new ways, or a person who wants the maximum liberty and freedom. Nothing wrong at all
The second he pulled out that humidifier and started making the coughing jokes, I was like "wow, look at where we are now".
He is so classyy and with the right etiquette
“I’m not gonna avoid the death but I’m gonna be like ahhhhh” 🤣🤣🤣
He's probably the first person on GQ to say that they like brushing
Vishal 1102 who doesn’t like brushing? We brush before eating as soon as you wake up it’s just culturally so
@@numokeji8023 yeah
Blac Youngsta
Vishal 1102 facx 😂😂
ahahahaha was that a burn? haha😆
Ive been playing this video over and over, and I always find it hillarious
A Patek Philippe, one of the most luxurious watches in the world, great Trevor Noah 👍
His essentials seemed pretty low key for a celebrity until he pulled out a Patek Phillipe. Those are some of the most expensive timepieces ever.
At the price of a Patek, i think Lange offers much more value
He has a ton of watches
The 5650g he is wearing cost easily over half a million..
@@edwinng3351 nah msrp 58 thousand
@@angadtrikha3578 The advanced research model, which he is showing there, easily eclipses half a million.
Trevor Noah: Diamond watches are silly
Also Trevor Noah: *Wears a watch worth 265k+*
If you know your watches you will recognise what a power move buying this piece is.
Well 50K+ watches do appreciate with time tho
Hasa Kavi E39M5 ahhhhhh nice pun
Simple and cool.
@@ahmedaltaf9345 well those actually do WW1 era to early 70s etc Rolex's,tag Heuer's,Blancpains,patek philippes etc cost like 10 times the original sticker price.
Why does everyone think Californians don’t get rain, we get rain!!!😂😂
This guy is a genius,,,,i learn and laugh at the sametime,,,Thank you Trevor
I can't be the only one impressed by his umbrella
I want one
Dear Santa...I need one. No more $8.00 umbrellas.
If u have ollies in your city or town u can buy them there it's a reversible umberlla
Things we can't live without:
Trevor Noah.
Legit this dude pushes me to think more deeply on so many subjects
3:30 The Samsung Galaxy Tab S7/S7+ is similar to the Surface Pro X.