i liked this movie because of mads mikkelsen, the sort of horrendously beautifully atrocious editing, and the fact that he did freeze his ass for that eastern promises shot
Severely injured, no food, minimal sleep, and after being tortured for three days straight dude still takes out like 40 guards. That's some John Wick shit right there.
Audience: *_"How many times do you plan to reuse the intro to The Shining for a scenic approach to a faraway building?_* CinemaSins: *_"As many times as it takes..."_*
I've still gotta give this movie credit for the henchmen all going "NOPE!" at the end of the movie. Thus is exactly what would happen if one dude took out dozens of your buddies. You'd run away and keep running until your feet bled!
the scene where he killed Blut's assassin squad is my favorite, even with the big first logical leap of him flipping Sindy up into the path of the sniper bullet
Don't even bring up that shitty villain, especially since I don't wanna think of him and that blue rat in that shitty movie that's coming some time before my birthday in November.
I actually love over the top action movies like this. I also love Hardcore Henry so I guess I just have shit taste. At least Im able to enjoy stuff without being overly critical about everything.
Hardcore Henry was fun as hell, but i just couldn't like this movie. Sleazy, sub-par action, plot holes, and an utterly unsatisfying killing of the big bad guy.
I kinda dug this movie It had a unique spin to it and I always love Mads It wasn't the best and definitely had flaws But when he gets jumped at the cabin and holds the assassin girl up to take the shot while fucking, then appears naked behind the sniper haha, that was just too cool
@@good_ol_weeb7372 the movie isn't that great... But Mads Mikkelsen did an amazing job... I wanted to close the movie midway... But i continued because of Mads...
I felt pretty similarly. It was a discount John Wick (literally what I called it when talking about it to friends) that leaned in heavily on the ridiculousness which I shouldn't have enjoyed, yet absolutely loved. I most definitely want a sequel.
I watched this one yesterday on a whim and was pleasantly surprised that I enjoyed it so much, considering I had heard nothing at all about it before then. The coincidental timing of this video is both a delight and a concern. Thanks for tearing this one apart.
Mads Mikkelsen looks like the book version of Euron Greyjoy here, really wish they would have casted him instead and made Euron a more interesting character in the series.
You are not wrong to want a sequel. I do too. This movie is great! And so was the comic. I'm surprised it hasn't gotten one already, which usually means it won't happen if it hasn't happened yet. Damn. Add a sin for lack of sequel. Ding.
5:27 I grew up half a block from a train track myself, and yes, you're right you do get used to the normal train noises pretty quickly. However, no matter how desensitized you are to them, there are always going to be times when the train does something you're not used to that still wakes you up in the middle of the night, sometimes it's a rookie hitting the brakes too early and the squealing snaps you out of a deep sleep, sometimes it's some asshole about to quit and doesn't give a fuck anymore and thinks it's funny to wake up the entire neighborhood with the horn, but there will always be some random thing at some random time where the train wakes you up. It doesn't happen all the time or even very often, but it will happen eventually.
Also there's no "Belarus, Russia" but there is, incidentally, a small village of Belarus in Belarus. Would be funny if instead of partying with hookers in fictional Minsk Plaza Hotel the Mexican guy chose to spend his time ice fishing in the middle of nowhere. "I'd remove 20 sins" as they say.
It really does get repetitive with his sinning though. That's why I like TheBirdMan, who counters his criticism, although he too has some repetitive comebacks.
Caleb Montes he puts way more thought and work into his videos, which is why what he says is a lot more accurate than Cinemasins. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy watching Cinemasins’ videos, but only for fun. For actual criticism, they’re pretty bad. Also I do prefer Jay Exci’s sinssins videos to Birdman, but only by a bit, they’re both great.
The security camera date shouldn’t be a sin. The reason being is that some people write dates as day/month/year and the 8 changing to 9 means that it’s midnight passing to the next day which is a pretty cool attention to detail
The Mike Yanagita scene from Fargo actually does serve a purpose in that movie. It shows Marge (the policewoman) that anyone can lie convincingly if they are desperate. Immediately after this scene, we see her thinking in her car and then she decides to go back and question Jerry Lundegaard again. Which leads to him fleeing.
The song is actually September, not See You In September. We would know. *ding* But seriously, thanks for another great vid and for all the hard work you do.
Haven't seen the movie, but wouldn't the song be _See You in September_ sung by The Tempos in 1959? The Happenings in 1966? Maybe one of the versions sung by The Quotations, Shelley Fabares, Bobby Rydell, The Chiffons, Frankie Valli, Mike Curb Congregation, Debbie Boone, or any number of other people? Oh yes,... *_ding_* EDIT: Unless the song used in the film was the Earth, Wind & Fire song...
I loved Polar. I'm sick of people saying it's a rip-off of John Wick. (Killer says he's done killing, then kills some more) This plot is like a genre in itself.
I gotta say it's satisfying watching those pricks get killed by Duncan after what they've done and all the bodies they've left behind. Sindy Especially, getting humbled by an axe was nice for her
I'd say this movie is on par with both the 2012 Dredd and Snow Piercer. All have top tier main actors, an ok budget, over the top gore and a so-bad-it's-good story. Love every one of them.
13:35 Since we're not anywhere near September 2019 yet, I take a wild guess that the date format of the security camera is not American, but instead says February 8th and 9th 2019.
See you in September? *SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER?* *SURELY YOU DONT MEAN THE HIT EARTH WIND AND FIRE SONG SEPTEMBER AND INSTEAD ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SONG BY THE HAPPENINGS*
I actually enjoyed this movie. It’s entertaining for what it is and wouldn’t mind a sequel. I put it on on a whim one day in the background and actual liked it.
Everything Wrong With: 1:Lady and the Tramp (1955 film) 2:101 Dalmatians (1961 film) 3:Kingdom of the Spiders 4:The Fox and the Hound 5:The Secret of NIMH 6:Oliver and Company 7:Arachnophobia 8:Jingle All the Way (When it's Christmas) 9:The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride 10:The Prince of Egypt 11:The Tigger Movie 12:Thomas and the Magic Railroad 13:Piglet's Big Movie 14:Rugrats Go Wild 15:The Polar Express 16:The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie 17:Pooh's Heffalump Movie 18:Robots (2005 film) 19:Chicken Little 20:The Fox and the Hound 2 21:Meet the Robinsons 22:Astro Boy (2009 film) 23:Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Big Picture Show 24:Diary of a Wimpy Kid 25:Diary of a Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules 26:Rio 27:Winnie the Pooh (2011 film) 28:Arthur Christmas (When it's Christmas) 29:Diary of a Wimpy Kid Dog Days 30:Rise of the Guardians 31:Angry Video Game Nerd the Movie 32:Cool Cat Saves the Kids 33:My Little Pony the Movie (2017 film)
Mads Mikkelsen is one of those actors that deserve way more credit then they get.
I'm sure that's in part because he plays underdeveloped villains in American cinema. But, yes, his Danish films are fantastic, super talented guy
i liked this movie because of mads mikkelsen, the sort of horrendously beautifully atrocious editing, and the fact that he did freeze his ass for that eastern promises shot
Also deadmau5
I don't care. anyting that supports Mads Mikkelsen is perfectly fine with me. ;)
An underrated actor for sure.
fr
exactly!
YES.
Am telling youuuu
its funny how he is pretty much like "this movie is terrible, but I love it"
I felt the same way. There were a lot of things in this movie that bugged me, but I still enjoyed it.
The difference between John Wick and Polar is that in Polar his dog doesn't gets killed by some thugs, It gets killed by the owner.
Huh. That's funny note)
I think the Duncan is actually more... alive, unlike of immortal John.
I found this movie surprisingly entertaining. I'd gladly watch a sequel.
We definitely need some johnny knoxville action
I hope he didn’t kill Vivian. I like her character.
Send me the movie can you....
This is John Wick with the editing of Suicide Squad and the sleaziness of old-school slasher movies.
Weird Guy 149 isn’t that what smoking aces is?
@@mynameisonethatcant9 actually yes
@@mynameisonethatcant9 I've never heard of it, so I'll have to take your word for it.
@@mynameisonethatcant9 thanks forma remind me that
Weird Guy 149 you should watch. It’s quite good. The second one was. Eh
Mads is the only reason this movie didn't fail.
Thought this was the Polar Express at first; wanted to see you tear into that whiney little brat Billy
JESUS I HATED BILLY
Margarita M. Take out the “I” and it still works
LEAN
FUUUUUCK THAT LITTLE TWERP
Oh my god he was the fucking WORST
I laughed my ass off when the dudes were just walking by him, hoping not to get killed. Best scene from the whole movie.
Severely injured, no food, minimal sleep, and after being tortured for three days straight dude still takes out like 40 guards. That's some John Wick shit right there.
Mads Mikkelsen definitely looks like solid snake from metal gear.
I thought he looks like Rugal Bernstein from KOF
Whoever made the movie is definitely a mgs fan!
Metal Gear Solid: Retirement
I'd watch that movie and play the game, probably at the same time.
The fact it won't happen makes me cry lol
no
Movie: *Is made*
CinemaSins: Movie being made cliche, *DING*
Phil R
Movie: Is made
CinemaSins: It’s free real estate.
@@trod146 how was your day? Are you doing alright?
@@trod146 jeez man, chill tf out and accept the fact that people have opinions and u dont always have to like them
@@trod146 likes his own comment......
Damian Hasted now that is savage 🤯
Audience: *_"How many times do you plan to reuse the intro to The Shining for a scenic approach to a faraway building?_*
CinemaSins: *_"As many times as it takes..."_*
* CinemaSins: *Yes.*
Take "This is the End" from 007 and divide by "FOOTBALL PRACTICE!" to get the correct answer.
That guy with a mustache looks like he can play Hannibal idk
I think he did.
@@francescaking6187 That was the joke
And maybe a bond villain as well but I'm just thinking out loud
He probably could play a guy stranded in Iceland
JASSPUNK That was an unnecessary comment reply.
I've still gotta give this movie credit for the henchmen all going "NOPE!" at the end of the movie. Thus is exactly what would happen if one dude took out dozens of your buddies. You'd run away and keep running until your feet bled!
This was a fun movie. I'm a fan of mads mikkelsen
I'm a fan of Mads - I'm even Danish like him. But this movie is ass!
I mean how can you not be, he's great.
Everyone is
the scene where he killed Blut's assassin squad is my favorite, even with the big first logical leap of him flipping Sindy up into the path of the sniper bullet
That actor in a yellow suit would be a great Dr. Eggman.
Don't even bring up that shitty villain, especially since I don't wanna think of him and that blue rat in that shitty movie that's coming some time before my birthday in November.
He may would be a great egg.
Nah bruh
Humpty dumbty
I actually love over the top action movies like this. I also love Hardcore Henry so I guess I just have shit taste. At least Im able to enjoy stuff without being overly critical about everything.
Hardcore Henry was fun as hell, but i just couldn't like this movie. Sleazy, sub-par action, plot holes, and an utterly unsatisfying killing of the big bad guy.
I genuinely enjoyed thiz movie when i watched it but i can definitely see its flaws.
D My same
Me too, i really liked it but i love madds mikelsen in everything
Same I love it regardless. Sure it’s wacky but it’s fun
CinemaSins sin count has no relation to the quality and/or entertainment of a movie.
@@thomasfplm bruv i just said i enjoyed the movie you dont need to wright me a paragraph😂👌
Mads is amazing, I love anything he's in🤣
Saaaaame! 😂💕
I kinda dug this movie
It had a unique spin to it and I always love Mads
It wasn't the best and definitely had flaws
But when he gets jumped at the cabin and holds the assassin girl up to take the shot while fucking, then appears naked behind the sniper haha, that was just too cool
One of those guilty pleasure movies. I just freaking loved it so much.
Polar: *exists*
CinemaSins: *DiNg!*
SyndiateGaming Knoxville died Tyrion Lannister’s dream death
@@trod146 dude r u really going through the comments spreading toxicahit like a offended pathetic kid? Get a life dude
@@trod146 yikes
@@trod146 not that the meme isn't obnoxious, I get that, I really do, but you're an asshole. Smoke a joint and take a nap.
I mean hes not wrong for sinning this movie for existing it was terrible
Short summary
The movie is bad.
You should really watch it
I think it was great
Meat IS RAWW this has to be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen but also the best of the funniest because of how absolutely fucking garbage it is
@@good_ol_weeb7372 the movie isn't that great... But Mads Mikkelsen did an amazing job... I wanted to close the movie midway... But i continued because of Mads...
@@good_ol_weeb7372 dude it's not that bad. It's not a great movie, but def enjoyable and fun to watch. And NOT in the same way as like the room
This is the type of movie that i would watch if someone asks me to watch with them and is free. But under no circumstances will i pay for it
It's like if John Wick and Taken had a baby. With a dash of the US version of Old Boy
I was thinking John Wick + Smokin Aces
I had forgotten about Smokin Aces until now. Take that as you will.
john wick on acid
I felt pretty similarly. It was a discount John Wick (literally what I called it when talking about it to friends) that leaned in heavily on the ridiculousness which I shouldn't have enjoyed, yet absolutely loved. I most definitely want a sequel.
"must be a shit ton of people in Montana walking and driving around shitfaced"
Yes...yes there is. What else are we supposed to do, go outside?
I watched this one yesterday on a whim and was pleasantly surprised that I enjoyed it so much, considering I had heard nothing at all about it before then. The coincidental timing of this video is both a delight and a concern. Thanks for tearing this one apart.
only cinemasins can make me laugh while hearing the music from The Shining
Mads Mikkelsen looks like the book version of Euron Greyjoy here, really wish they would have casted him instead and made Euron a more interesting character in the series.
Same
You are not wrong to want a sequel. I do too. This movie is great! And so was the comic. I'm surprised it hasn't gotten one already, which usually means it won't happen if it hasn't happened yet. Damn. Add a sin for lack of sequel. Ding.
4:31 YES. MADS WILL ALWAYS BE HANNIBAL IN MY EYES.
Complete entertaining movie...i watch it again and again...and never gets bored...mads mikkelsen🔥🔥🔥
You have not pointed out the “mads mikelsen has a eye thing scene”
madds mikkelsen is the grandpa we want but not the grandpa we deserve
The footage camera date could actually have been 8th of Feb clocking over midnight to 9th of Feb.
Especially as they use Canadian spelling so makes sense they would use Canadian dates too.
Jamie Bekkers "Canadian dates" makes me laugh XD it's the date system used in the entire world apart from the US but let's blame Canada anyway XD
@@beepboop205 Aye, America is the only one that uses that fucked up reverse date format, because they're a retarded country.
@@SA80TAGE lol
5:27 I grew up half a block from a train track myself, and yes, you're right you do get used to the normal train noises pretty quickly. However, no matter how desensitized you are to them, there are always going to be times when the train does something you're not used to that still wakes you up in the middle of the night, sometimes it's a rookie hitting the brakes too early and the squealing snaps you out of a deep sleep, sometimes it's some asshole about to quit and doesn't give a fuck anymore and thinks it's funny to wake up the entire neighborhood with the horn, but there will always be some random thing at some random time where the train wakes you up. It doesn't happen all the time or even very often, but it will happen eventually.
Knoxville died Tyrion Lannister’s dream death
Miz_ _Zou If the sniper pulled off a headshot. Instead he died like Rob Stark did. Shot to hell until someone finished him off.
Let this go down as the first time Cinemasins actually requested a sequel from a movie. What a momentous occasion!
The caring for your fish book kills me 😂😂
1:42 "Villa La Angostura" is actually a city from Argentina, not Chile...
Also there's no "Belarus, Russia" but there is, incidentally, a small village of Belarus in Belarus.
Would be funny if instead of partying with hookers in fictional Minsk Plaza Hotel the Mexican guy chose to spend his time ice fishing in the middle of nowhere.
"I'd remove 20 sins" as they say.
I think this movie was absolutely amazing actually.
I don’t care if you make a 17 minute video I still love this movie
I can’t wait for the sequel, surprisingly good movie.
The sequel would be called Tropic.
About 30 minutes for those pills to kick in Jeremy
Lol it’s funny because I can tell you really actually loved this movie. And so did I so we’re cool 🤙🏾
Literally just finished watching polar and thought it would make a great sins. Great timing
_Relevant video is conveniently uploaded right when the viewer needs it_ cliche
*DING*
Jeremy worried bout sinning middle to old aged hitmen movies...
Wait till John Wick 3 comes out...
To be fair Keanu still looks like he's 30
@@Shinkus yeah hope I still sorta look about my 30s too when I'm about that age. I hear Reeves is around mid 50s to early 60s now.
@@robertagu5533 yeah 55 right now
Ahh i love this channel so much its literally the best
It really does get repetitive with his sinning though. That's why I like TheBirdMan, who counters his criticism, although he too has some repetitive comebacks.
Don’t bring up that trash channel with a trash fanbase, th3birdman sucks ass.
Caleb Montes he puts way more thought and work into his videos, which is why what he says is a lot more accurate than Cinemasins. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy watching Cinemasins’ videos, but only for fun. For actual criticism, they’re pretty bad. Also I do prefer Jay Exci’s sinssins videos to Birdman, but only by a bit, they’re both great.
James Morris yeah that's the point they're not serious criticism
2:27 Smokey from Friday says,
“I was just bullshittin’! And you know this!! MAAN!!!”
An over the top parody of John Wick with Mads... Yess- Already watched it
The security camera date shouldn’t be a sin. The reason being is that some people write dates as day/month/year and the 8 changing to 9 means that it’s midnight passing to the next day which is a pretty cool attention to detail
I’m with you, total B-movie, but with some generally entertaining moments, and I want a sequel too.
Agreed
Yup lol
*Actual good scene happens*
CinemaSins: SI N
The Twighlight Zone for TV Sins
The Last Castle for Here.
Yase?
A sequel to this ala 'Lucky Number Slevin' would be really nice. I think this movie is really fun to watch
The Mike Yanagita scene from Fargo actually does serve a purpose in that movie. It shows Marge (the policewoman) that anyone can lie convincingly if they are desperate. Immediately after this scene, we see her thinking in her car and then she decides to go back and question Jerry Lundegaard again. Which leads to him fleeing.
This movie literally has some of the most atrocious editing I’ve ever seen lmao
Thon Maker atrocious as in bad or as in savage
It's a shame. The lead actor is a great actor. Especially when he played Hannibal.
Nah man
Makes Uwe Boll look like Spielberg! Lol
@@francescaking6187 This is Dormammu's solution to keeping Kaecilius out of Earth for Doctor Strange.
The song is actually September, not See You In September. We would know.
*ding*
But seriously, thanks for another great vid and for all the hard work you do.
Haven't seen the movie, but wouldn't the song be _See You in September_ sung by The Tempos in 1959? The Happenings in 1966? Maybe one of the versions sung by The Quotations, Shelley Fabares, Bobby Rydell, The Chiffons, Frankie Valli, Mike Curb Congregation, Debbie Boone, or any number of other people? Oh yes,... *_ding_*
EDIT: Unless the song used in the film was the Earth, Wind & Fire song...
Never thought this movie would get a CinemaSins even watched it for the second time today, such a good movie
Dude your my favorite youtuber
I was your 1024 subscriber
I loved Polar. I'm sick of people saying it's a rip-off of John Wick. (Killer says he's done killing, then kills some more) This plot is like a genre in itself.
plot twist: Johnny Knox is the jaguar.
He's also the Black Badger.
I gotta say it's satisfying watching those pricks get killed by Duncan after what they've done and all the bodies they've left behind.
Sindy Especially, getting humbled by an axe was nice for her
Mads.. my hero... what are you doing?.. why are you doing it?..
I'd say this movie is on par with both the 2012 Dredd and Snow Piercer. All have top tier main actors, an ok budget, over the top gore and a so-bad-it's-good story. Love every one of them.
13:35 Since we're not anywhere near September 2019 yet, I take a wild guess that the date format of the security camera is not American, but instead says February 8th and 9th 2019.
But still. Did it take 2 days for Mads to fight those people? Or did the clock just so happened to hit midnight in the middle of the fight???
A"Wizard" reference in a hardcore action movie Sins video. I never thought it could be done but then you go and do it. Well done good sir, well done.
LOVE THIS CHANNEL SO MUCH
Cinemasins Counter:
Yes,me too! people that don't know about cinemasins don't know real movie viewing
I agree with you adrian.
Scene where everyone escape the mansion deserve like 10 removal. It's damn hilarious.
I like you for your comment and your pfp 👏👏👏
At sin 24 the girl had only just moved into town.. She hadn't lived there long enough to have chopped wood before
Any thing with Mads mikkelsen his worth a watch
See you in September?
*SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER?*
*SURELY YOU DONT MEAN THE HIT EARTH WIND AND FIRE SONG SEPTEMBER AND INSTEAD ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SONG BY THE HAPPENINGS*
There isn't enough sins to makeup for that mistake.
I actually enjoyed this movie. It’s entertaining for what it is and wouldn’t mind a sequel. I put it on on a whim one day in the background and actual liked it.
I watched this on Netflix a few weeks ago... made it past the first killing scene and I already checked out of it lmao
MM looks badass at the end, with the eye-patch and stuff.
1:36
Earth Wind and Fire is disappointed
You forgot "air" ...oh wait, this isn't Avatar
hannibal back in business
The best part of this video is at
16:53-- !! Jeremy plays music from the Shining....only time I've heard that music and laughed!!
All your Bitching about this movie and with EVERY scene you show i just want to watch it again cause it's SO AWESOME, Thanks.
Should've gone like this:
Everything Wrong Polar in 5 seconds or less...
CinemaSins: Nothing. :)
You don't know CinemaSins at all.
@@thepickygamer4450 aww, someone's mad their favorite critique got critiqued itself.
After I saw the movie, all I could say to myself was "I just watched this movie."
Minus 100 sins for the amazing soundtrack made by Deadmau5
Fuck yeah, finally someone else that knew. I literally only knew about this movie from Joel's Instagram.
It's called polar because it's based on the comic neo-noir series.
I actually rather liked this movie. It got kinda violent during the torture scene but it was still pretty good
The black kaiser is senior to john wick
Please do Everything Wrong With Glass (2019).
Doooo glass!!!! 2016
There's so many movies named polar that I can't even find this one searching for it
Polar was amazing. If your looking for a good Mads film, I highly recommend this one.
Uh, no. There are many other better Mads movies, including The Hunt, Valhalla Rising, Casino Royale, and many others. This one just reeked.
Honestly I feel like it was a missed opportunity in the outtakes to have the 'no pajama party for you, Mr. Graham' line somewhere
Everything Wrong With:
1:Lady and the Tramp (1955 film)
2:101 Dalmatians (1961 film)
3:Kingdom of the Spiders
4:The Fox and the Hound
5:The Secret of NIMH
6:Oliver and Company
7:Arachnophobia
8:Jingle All the Way (When it's Christmas)
9:The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride
10:The Prince of Egypt
11:The Tigger Movie
12:Thomas and the Magic Railroad
13:Piglet's Big Movie
14:Rugrats Go Wild
15:The Polar Express
16:The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie
17:Pooh's Heffalump Movie
18:Robots (2005 film)
19:Chicken Little
20:The Fox and the Hound 2
21:Meet the Robinsons
22:Astro Boy (2009 film)
23:Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Big Picture Show
24:Diary of a Wimpy Kid
25:Diary of a Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules
26:Rio
27:Winnie the Pooh (2011 film)
28:Arthur Christmas (When it's Christmas)
29:Diary of a Wimpy Kid Dog Days
30:Rise of the Guardians
31:Angry Video Game Nerd the Movie
32:Cool Cat Saves the Kids
33:My Little Pony the Movie (2017 film)
Jeez are you like mentally special or 5 yrs old with that movie list!!!
Hey man, if people can request CinemaSins to sin their favorite movies, or just bad movies in general, then why can't I do the same thing?
Don’t give up your day job cinema sins .
I also hope this gets a sequel. It was surprisingly fun
Great video it’s like a mixture of John wick and taken out other movies with revenge plot etc
The "I freaked out, joined the Army, became a professional killer" was a perfect lip sync
Unusual to see upload this early in morning, usually its late night in India.
17:16 I thought that shot looked familiar lol
what movie is it similar to?
No One (the shining) opening scene
@@Abdullah9810_ thanks :)
I actually enjoyed this movie quite a lot.