Alcoholics Be Like 😂😂

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  • @SleetMan
    @SleetMan Год назад +926

    "Bruh you put on clothes everyday right,that mean you addicted"🤣🤣🤣

    • @Protected11
      @Protected11 Год назад +48

      this one threw me out 💀

    • @keemkeem
      @keemkeem Год назад +26

      @@Protected11 had to come straight to the comments pause the video and all this shit too funny. "You brush yo teeth everyday you addicted to brushing your teeth". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kcchiefsproductions8687
      @kcchiefsproductions8687 Год назад +3

      I say this about video games to my friends cuz they judge me for smoking weed everyday. Lmao I just like it ion know what's wrong with that

    • @keemkeem
      @keemkeem Год назад

      @@kcchiefsproductions8687 nuffin at all bruh man

    • @kcchiefsproductions8687
      @kcchiefsproductions8687 Год назад

      @@keemkeem exactly

  • @dantelan-i-er5466
    @dantelan-i-er5466 Год назад +337

    "I'm moderatin it...I see what's going on." 😂💀

  • @philip-andrewsciamonte8801
    @philip-andrewsciamonte8801 Год назад +257

    "why you ain't ask what I'm going through" 💯

    • @eduardo18283
      @eduardo18283 Год назад +13

      It really do be like that tho.

    • @stevendaniels3825
      @stevendaniels3825 Год назад +6

      That shit drop kicked me mid skit fr

    • @wdnmd6603
      @wdnmd6603 Год назад +6

      Maybe do speak to someone instead of holding it?

  • @xolah9376
    @xolah9376 Год назад +180

    Damn you drinking again
    “No I’m gulping”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @namane.
    @namane. Год назад +172

    "Turn up the Wednesday"😭

    • @connielacaze6568
      @connielacaze6568 Год назад +2

      and one month after this video, I'm literally watching it for the 1st time on a Wednesday sippin' wine 🍷(how convenient) 😂

  • @evelyna4808
    @evelyna4808 Год назад +60

    “You put on clothes everyday right?. “Yea”
    “That mean you addicted? 🙄” 💀😭😂

    • @mcfly_2.0
      @mcfly_2.0 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂I am addicted

  • @ElCruzado5948
    @ElCruzado5948 Год назад +798

    As an Alcoholic this is too damn accurate lmfao shit got me 💀

    • @mychellenjoku9728
      @mychellenjoku9728 Год назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @notacat7127
      @notacat7127 Год назад +174

      Idk why you so proud of yaself

    • @cadet9576
      @cadet9576 Год назад +61

      @@notacat7127 fr😂

    • @bangtan_armythang4389
      @bangtan_armythang4389 Год назад +59

      @@notacat7127 exactly 💀🤡💀

    • @IntelPlays
      @IntelPlays Год назад +114

      @@notacat7127 How is he proud when he's basically saying "damn, this relates to me" If he was proud, he wouldn't want to feel guilt/wrong for his choices. Or even relate to this video at all. Bro would of clicked off in 5 seconds if he was proud. I have family that get angry at anti-cigarette commercials. Prideful people with their habits don't laugh about their habits, they ruthlessly defend it. lol

  • @igotthemunchies7292
    @igotthemunchies7292 Год назад +232

    I work in a liquor store as a security guard and these are what most of the customers act like

    • @tpzemrld
      @tpzemrld Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @taleeyaedwards3025
      @taleeyaedwards3025 Год назад +11

      Liquor stores have security 🤯 you learn some new everyday 😂

    • @skootrzworldz4297
      @skootrzworldz4297 Год назад

      ...trying to shuffle in & out like they hadn't been drinking ALREADY....

    • @hereyes783
      @hereyes783 Год назад

      @@taleeyaedwards3025 you ain’t from the hood if they don’t got security

    • @taleeyaedwards3025
      @taleeyaedwards3025 Год назад +1

      @@hereyes783 I’m from est stl the projects they don’t have security just Arabs with guns 💪

  • @David-le3mf
    @David-le3mf Год назад +35

    “I don’t fu#k with weed I told you”😂😂😂

  • @youngjero6945
    @youngjero6945 Год назад +96

    Banger after Banger, I can tell this is how alcoholics be too😂

  • @1camtoolitt
    @1camtoolitt Год назад +111

    “I hope someone eat you out with a one chip” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheRealTact
      @TheRealTact Год назад +9

      I don’t wanna be that guy but, he clearly said “one chip” bro

    • @1camtoolitt
      @1camtoolitt Год назад +2

      @@TheRealTact appreciate telling me my mess up😂💪🏽

    • @messiwalcott1421
      @messiwalcott1421 Год назад +1

      I don't get it

    • @spooky8086
      @spooky8086 Год назад +2

      @@messiwalcott1421 worlds hottest chip

  • @R4y-_-
    @R4y-_- Год назад +53

    "I can stop drinking right now if I wanted to"😭

  • @omfgCantGetaUsername
    @omfgCantGetaUsername Год назад +18

    "I can put this shjt down right now if I wanted to look, I put that bih down, but I got the control to pick it backup and drink it" 👀💀💀
    That's some real fake it control alcoholism shjt I have ever heard right there. 😂😂

  • @deeshotcha2250
    @deeshotcha2250 Год назад +43

    Awwww man he missed the crying and “ I love you bro “ lol still a classic need a part.2 already

  • @brianaburnett9762
    @brianaburnett9762 Год назад +136

    Literally the last 5 years of my life🤣🤣🤣 I can laugh about it now but It was a very crazy ,lit , fucked up time fa me.. 53 days sober today 🖤🤝✍

    • @dragoncultist5730
      @dragoncultist5730 Год назад +17

      Good work 👍 keep it going

    • @Mel_o1234
      @Mel_o1234 Год назад +5

      Congrats!

    • @skootrzworldz4297
      @skootrzworldz4297 Год назад +4

      Congrats! Keep this vid on stand-by to remember how u look to the sober ppl at noon. ❤️

    • @guiltyuntilproveninnocent.
      @guiltyuntilproveninnocent. Год назад +4

      Still sober?

    • @connielacaze6568
      @connielacaze6568 Год назад +1

      @@guiltyuntilproveninnocent. as she said "Very crazy, Lit, F*cked Up Time!" That was me 10 years staright, and as for me, I'm still Sober 3 years straight! I'm sure she's sober too cause we don't wanna go back to those F'd Up times😭🤣🤦😬😂

  • @SSJHarvey
    @SSJHarvey Год назад +443

    For a functional alcoholic like myself this is a certified classic

    • @notacat7127
      @notacat7127 Год назад +2

      You proud for nothing

    • @ebhill8577
      @ebhill8577 Год назад +3

      super classic

    • @sk83rl00k1nb0y
      @sk83rl00k1nb0y Год назад +7

      Big facts I wish I could stop but I can't smoke weed cause the millitary🤣

    • @product_of_august
      @product_of_august Год назад

      @@sk83rl00k1nb0y do they test for shrooms too 👀

    • @StormRichBoyz
      @StormRichBoyz Год назад

      @@product_of_august no

  • @Gladiator_in_a_Suit
    @Gladiator_in_a_Suit Год назад +69

    “I drink in moderation” meanwhile pouring it up like it’s koolaid😂🤣

  • @preciousmya6454
    @preciousmya6454 Год назад +24

    Alcoholics really do be violent though😂

  • @CN-gw5nt
    @CN-gw5nt Год назад +5

    “You always been a bitch to me!” 😭😭😭

  • @blakpearlthmvmnt4535
    @blakpearlthmvmnt4535 Год назад +22

    1:23 is a classic line. . Had me rolling fr

  • @AndsheLALA407
    @AndsheLALA407 Год назад +6

    “Maybe I’m drinking cause people don’t give a fuck” 😂😂🤣

  • @chrisgotthejuice3815
    @chrisgotthejuice3815 Год назад +15

    Water “tequila” 🤣😂

  • @incognitatrue3552
    @incognitatrue3552 Год назад +44

    This is BEYOND hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @keezyworldtv852
    @keezyworldtv852 Год назад +11

    “Maybe I’m drinking cuz people don’t Gaf” 😂😂😂

  • @youglowgirl2106
    @youglowgirl2106 Год назад +1

    Lml "I can put this shxt down if I want but I got the ability to pick that bihh back up" smh yo May God bless all my ppls dealing addictions of ANY sort. Trust we are all more alike than many fail to realize. The mental obsession is mad real. IF YOU KNOW THAN YOU KNOW.

  • @HereGoesKevin
    @HereGoesKevin Год назад +13

    For real though I hope anyone who is struggling with an addiction gets better, I wish more days to live for everyone who is trying their best to get rid of their addictions 💯

    • @rosiebrooks7685
      @rosiebrooks7685 Год назад +2

      Thank you

    • @connielacaze6568
      @connielacaze6568 Год назад +2

      Thanks for your concern. As an Ex-Alcoholic, I am proud to Announce that the Good Lord Saved My Life and Liver!! I am now 3 Years Sober and I'm Not Looking Back💯💪🔥😍😇🙏

  • @waywyrdweazel6111
    @waywyrdweazel6111 Год назад +16

    "I don't need it bro
    It's just a lil bit bro
    I can quit whenever stop tripping bro Ong
    Damn I'm going triple digits in a Honda bro "

  • @LateshaRenee
    @LateshaRenee Год назад +5

    I know a lot of young people like this, it's sad. I definitely try not to judge because people really do be going through stuff but we shouldn't support this. Definition get them help. They're usually depressed.

  • @Kaicenatgotabigoleforehead
    @Kaicenatgotabigoleforehead Год назад +2

    The car part is giving “don’t drink and drive 😂”

  • @floridajhittj7602
    @floridajhittj7602 Год назад +22

    This man make my day 😭

  • @kristlecasey9506
    @kristlecasey9506 Год назад +6

    The zoom in on the fingers is slowly taking me out 😭😂

  • @Br3ntplayz
    @Br3ntplayz Год назад +187

    As someone that used to drink everyday all day even at 3 am that’s accurate asf 😂

    • @Br3ntplayz
      @Br3ntplayz Год назад +21

      @@realAfrican Ik bro but now I only drink a couple times every 3 weeks 😂

    • @Br3ntplayz
      @Br3ntplayz Год назад +3

      @Leah Worthy fr fr 🙏🏾

    • @shegimmienerd
      @shegimmienerd Год назад +1

      @@Br3ntplayz W progress

    • @bignigincoming8774
      @bignigincoming8774 Год назад +4

      be at the convenient store before the employees

    • @Br3ntplayz
      @Br3ntplayz Год назад

      @@realAfrican yeah and I would do it to float through the day and make time go by faster

  • @unitus.
    @unitus. Год назад +32

    "You put clothes on every day that mean you addicted??" 💀

  • @nnaenaae
    @nnaenaae Год назад +12

    man i totally agree being in recovery 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this shit is terrible seeing it in real life 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @justinrussell8946
      @justinrussell8946 Год назад +1

      Yep it's funny being sober and seeing other people acting drunk and dumb like damn that has been me before

  • @Easymode460
    @Easymode460 Год назад +3

    “Im moderating it, I see what’s going on.” Genius 😂😂😂

  • @txnchi
    @txnchi Год назад +4

    Bro the part where They had to stop u from driving was literally me stopping my bro like 2 weeks ago he said thing “I feel like u trying me, why yall laughing”

  • @spideycesar7311
    @spideycesar7311 Год назад +8

    "Im moderating it i see whats going on"😂😂😂😂

  • @AzulNinja813
    @AzulNinja813 Год назад +4

    Lmfao "I feel like you trien me now"

  • @RockyMaserati
    @RockyMaserati Год назад +81

    Fr tho. I pray y’all find the reason y’all started drinking & not drink. We’re all in this together. ❤️

    • @makomajin6592
      @makomajin6592 Год назад +14

      Fuck drinking fr. I told myself Ima quit this week…so far for the past 2 days been successful lmao

    • @Avolali
      @Avolali Год назад +3

      @@makomajin6592 keep it up, you've got this 💪

    • @AugustusAsgeir
      @AugustusAsgeir Год назад +2

      Thank you

    • @Eterna7Plays
      @Eterna7Plays Год назад +2

      You got this just take it a day at a time.
      t. 3 years sober

    • @vfauni5764
      @vfauni5764 Год назад

      I never took a sip of alcohol. yall look like clowns to me. weak ass mfs

  • @rellrucci4584
    @rellrucci4584 Год назад +6

    That it's just a cup not a bottle line had me rolling ,😆😆😆

  • @connielacaze6568
    @connielacaze6568 Год назад +2

    "I could put this sh** down but I got control to pick it back up"🤣😭😂💯💯💯 (that was me)

  • @BKChamploo
    @BKChamploo Год назад +5

    3:23 that transition HAD ME 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @stillstoned8524
    @stillstoned8524 Год назад +3

    That's y i stay home and get hammered 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @legendaryghost4431
    @legendaryghost4431 Год назад +1

    Underrated vid. Funny asf fr

  • @Shinitkun
    @Shinitkun Год назад +1

    “Maybe I’m drinking cause nobody give a fuck.” I feel that lol

  • @salil7174
    @salil7174 Год назад +3

    "Giving up smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times."
    Mark twain

  • @sarenitybunch
    @sarenitybunch Год назад +3

    Maybe I'm drinking cause PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A FUCK 😂😂

  • @matthewgonzales67
    @matthewgonzales67 Год назад +2

    Alcohol is no joke I turned myself into an alcoholic and the outcome is real when you can't even pull yourself out of bed and you're unstabilize because your liver is shot in your muscles are aching and you feel like you really have no feeling in your legs yeah that's real

  • @LSmoney215
    @LSmoney215 Год назад +3

    This was the funniest one I saw from yu recently

  • @jayt6571
    @jayt6571 Год назад

    "I can put this shit down watch and I got the control to pick this shit back up again" lol

  • @mookmoore2489
    @mookmoore2489 Год назад +2

    😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 you wild asl

  • @marleyareas9031
    @marleyareas9031 Год назад

    Gave a like before watching because I already know it’s fire

  • @Awle017
    @Awle017 Год назад

    You made ma day errday braaa thanks so much.

  • @shanellegreen7880
    @shanellegreen7880 Год назад

    Ok that promise sign lol 😆 😂 🤣

  • @MikeThinkHeDatNigga
    @MikeThinkHeDatNigga Год назад +8

    Nah “Why you ain’t ask what I’m goin through” is a mood dawg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @polerbear6730
    @polerbear6730 Год назад +4

    "see that was 10 years ago you holding grudges I thought you were supposed to be my friend"😭😂😂

  • @calo1467
    @calo1467 Год назад +2

    The mental gymnastics on this one is crazy. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kenito_Osday
    @Kenito_Osday Год назад +9

    When I tell you , this is a masterpiece
    Stay off the liquor

  • @vayolence
    @vayolence 8 месяцев назад

    "I can put this shit down right now if Iwanted to."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @JakeTheZig
    @JakeTheZig Год назад +4

    "What's the occasion?"
    Just be honest... Life sucks, and being drunk makes it seem better

  • @dollywilliams5994
    @dollywilliams5994 Год назад +1

    1:45 "B*tch Im Over 21" 😭😭

  • @HimmyNeutron__
    @HimmyNeutron__ Год назад +1

    “I’m moderating it 👀 I see what’s goin on” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @rocprep53
    @rocprep53 Год назад +1

    This is too damn true 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dorenjackson1166
    @dorenjackson1166 Год назад +3

    1:50 😂😂that escalated too quick

  • @KareemDaKing
    @KareemDaKing Год назад +2

    You drinking again?
    No... I'M GULPING... 😂😂😂🍻

  • @LaurenGant
    @LaurenGant Год назад

    Why is this sooo accurate 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣

  • @Onenonly.gloire
    @Onenonly.gloire Год назад

    Aye turn up Thursday 😂😂😂

  • @chadluis5200
    @chadluis5200 Год назад +2

    Those are actually some good friends not letting him drive😂😭

  • @carlitosbojorq5788
    @carlitosbojorq5788 Год назад

    Thirsty Thursday 😂 facts bruh

  • @drsmokealot.
    @drsmokealot. Год назад +19

    😂😂 y’all gotta make one on how lean sippers be

  • @JustEnjoyThisShit91
    @JustEnjoyThisShit91 Год назад +10

    This is realistic. I'm fighting alcoholism and it really sucks

    • @studybug2694
      @studybug2694 Год назад +5

      I don't know what that feels like, but I'll send up a prayer for you, keep going!

    • @rosiebrooks7685
      @rosiebrooks7685 Год назад +1

      How can we stop drinking?? I'm tired of it.

    • @jada3956
      @jada3956 Год назад +2

      I would suggest seeing alcoholic group class for counseling/therapy. If you feel more comfortable you can take a counseling/therapy one on one. Also they have alcohol rehabilitation and retreat for those who are fighting alcohol. I hope you get the best help and keeping you prayer🙏🏽🙏🏽. Don't wait until its too late.

    • @JustEnjoyThisShit91
      @JustEnjoyThisShit91 Год назад +1

      @@studybug2694 thank you, that is appreciated! I began AA and I'm 11 days sober and I'm gonna keep going!

    • @JustEnjoyThisShit91
      @JustEnjoyThisShit91 Год назад +2

      @@jada3956 thank you for this. I began going to AA, taking it seriously and doing the steps and I'm happy to say I'm 11 days sober! Doesn't seem like much to the average person but this is great. I've lost 15 pounds and I'm gonna make this count. Taking it 1 day at a time

  • @callybee.b8597
    @callybee.b8597 Год назад +1

    Bruh I can confirm that this is true😂😂😂 especially the "why you didn't ask me what I was going through"lmaooo no lies here

  • @keemkeem
    @keemkeem Год назад

    "Just cuz I can't stop drinking this shit every fuckin day doesn't mean I'm addicted ta this shit bruh".. I can put this shit down rn if I wanted to look 👀🍾 I put dat bih down. But I got the control to pick it back up & drank it. See I'm in control of everything that's what I'm sayin I can put the shit down. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dawg had me rollin istg

  • @chadluis5200
    @chadluis5200 Год назад +4

    Idk how y’all get drunk and be fine, I be spinning fr, the minute I turn my head one way I feel like the whole world spinning😂I start fallin and shit

  • @blockyounginla2815
    @blockyounginla2815 Год назад

    Just chill 😂😂😭

  • @FloridaBoyDanny
    @FloridaBoyDanny Год назад +2

    Another amazing video bro

  • @AJDaEnvoy
    @AJDaEnvoy Год назад +2

    He be crossing his fingers and the camera zooms in while he lying loool

  • @N3SR
    @N3SR Год назад

    your funny af bro this shit on point 😂

  • @OGREALTIME
    @OGREALTIME Год назад

    1. Beer - slightly addictive. More of a habit. When you are actually thirsty you might want a beer.
    2. Wine - too damn expensive to be addicted to.
    3. Liquor - once you acquire taste, you will be able to get ultra fucked up in minutes. Quite addicting unless you FEEL your organs suffering. The strength + value + convenience is very appealing to an alcoholic. But this will quickly build up your tolerance and degrade your health.
    Drink responsibly.

  • @TheJCoop5
    @TheJCoop5 Год назад +1

    This is oddly accurate to my past 🤦🏾‍♂️💀😭😭😂

  • @amannamesolo
    @amannamesolo Год назад +4

    Man after my last episode on Friday. I’m most definitely taking December off. Lmao. This is how I act as a functional alcoholic

  • @StoneyLover93
    @StoneyLover93 Год назад +7

    I’m glad I stopped drinking before it got to this point 😂

  • @Vono
    @Vono Год назад

    Aye that 1800 my drink but I had to stop a couple weeks my girl don’t want me to have fun🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️😂

  • @GraveyardGod6
    @GraveyardGod6 Год назад +2

    “you brush yo teeth everyday, you addicted to brushing yo teeth?. exactly” 😂

  • @snowbunny426
    @snowbunny426 Год назад

    The throwup I'm weak accuracy

  • @MLUE444
    @MLUE444 Год назад +1

    💚 love the Bev 🍻🍖

  • @ProDMiner
    @ProDMiner Год назад +3

    As a ex alcoholic man this is true used to do heavy heavy binges for weeks are a time where in would drink a fifth of wild turkey a day. Now , I smoke a lot of weed. I used to drink to numb the pain, now I smoke to numb it. But when I started smoking alcohol now taste like straight up disgusting all of it does now. The thought of some of the shit I did drunk, and how I shouldn’t have woken up 3 times made me stop. Puked 3 times in my sleep while sleeping on my back. Woke up one day puke everywhere around me, all over my face my mouth everything. I realized that I should have just died. That’s how the lead singer of drowning pool died. This happened two more time then stopped for good.

  • @bigbando2064
    @bigbando2064 Год назад

    This is spot on I know 🤣🤣🤣

  • @natsusatsujinki8342
    @natsusatsujinki8342 Год назад +2

    1:31
    Same thing that makes you laugh sometimes can make you cry 😔

  • @AugustusAsgeir
    @AugustusAsgeir Год назад

    Lmfaoo this used to be me.... slowed down a lot😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ycmtrimm
    @Ycmtrimm Год назад

    Do LEANN😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @vaseline_boii4792
    @vaseline_boii4792 Год назад

    The "i can stop whenever i want bruh" classic 😭😂 annd the "i can drive "

  • @Snapper408
    @Snapper408 Год назад +4

    This shit my life frfr 🤣🤣🤣we get lit Monday -Sunday

  • @BOOBOOMAN2K
    @BOOBOOMAN2K Год назад

    Story of my life🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mavin786
    @Mavin786 Год назад +2

    “You put on clothes everyday that mean you addicted” 😂

  • @kwamest639
    @kwamest639 Год назад +1

    “You can’t drive drunk”
    “Bitch I’m over 21”

  • @chisalachewe
    @chisalachewe Год назад

    “Bruh”😂

  • @ssmarcos4
    @ssmarcos4 Год назад

    haha the accuracy

  • @brazilmonequi
    @brazilmonequi Год назад

    😂😂😭 "see you holding grudges I thought you were my friends"

  • @meeksthessj4
    @meeksthessj4 Год назад +1

    Hahaha no I’m gulpin lol