When you pick dinner with Jay-Z over 500k 😂😂
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2021
- Dinner with Jay Z Be Like 😂😂
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First
Jay zzz
Brooooooooooooooooo deadazz dying ova here yooooo funnyaf
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Yo I make skits and funny vids give me a chance it would mean a ton ✌️
Jay-Z himself would call you a fool for not taking the 500k
Show me the money😬🤑
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Yo I make skits and funny vids give me a chance it would mean a ton ✌️
He really would🤣😂
Rip stack bundles
I love how you could hear him from the other room on the phone 😂
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Ish was trippin me. I thought someone was in my other room
Facts!!!... The phone feedback was hilarious!!!
@@cwilldaedited L
He did say he was in his way😂
Him: “This is the guy who chose you over 500k!!!”
JayZ: “why’d you do that! Haha?”
LMFAOOO Shit has me dead 🤣🤣💀
Ong 😭💯
Hahaha oh 😂😂😂😂😂
Ong😂
“This is the guy that chose you over 500K.” “Why you did that?” 😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭
☠️😂😂
facts
I swear Jay would say some shit like that and make you feel stupid 😆🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯
JayZ: “This is not Gatorade this is Gatoradé”
Kid: “Well can you at least take me home?”
JayZ: “Get a ridé”
😭😭🤣🤣💀🔥
😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mans a genius
😂😂 I lowkey feel like the dinner would be like this in real life .
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Ong
Jay z would clown your dumbass then leave
Only a fool would choose the dinner. Celebrities are humans too
@@LisaF777 exactly
Why would you choose dinner with JayZ? Whatever business advice he gives you is going to cost money anyways. Take the 500k and create your own blueprint
🔥💯
Exactly then once his invest goes good he wouldn't have to choose weather or not to see jay z he would already be up there uk?😭😭ppl dumb bruh
@What Up Doe TV Create your own blueprint. I see what you did there
Ain't no advice worth $500k, especially not from JayZ, Warren Buffet maybe if you're already a billionaire who can afford $5mil for a Dinner with Warren Buffet but than why do you even care about earning more money when you're rich enough to spend $5mil to see Warren Buffet
There's three ways to be rich in this world
Have Natural Talent (Singing/Rapping/Sports, etc)
Be Born Wealthy or Priveleged in a Family what sends you to the best private schools in the country and will pay hundreds of thousands for your Medical or Business Degree
And the third, get super lucky and win the lottery or a gambling bet which are not really methods just gambling which you shouldn't do because there's 300million losers per 1 winner
Right 🤣
Imagine Blue Ivy could pay half the bill with the money she got under her pillow from the tooth fairy and shit
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Yo I make skits and funny vids give me a chance it would mean a ton ✌️
Damn 😃😃😃😃😃
Interesting, at around 4:44, that's when he's ready to talk.
Only one who noticed
@@girlhefunnyaf44 I'll take the 500K. Thanks 🤑
So smart
@girlhefunnyaf44 Wassap My Brotha How You doing 💯♥️🙏🏾👏🏾✊🏾
🤯
The dinner supposed to be 30 minutes it started two hours ago 😂😂😭😭
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“Then it’s over” lol
Can Y’all Give Me A Ride Home
Jay: Get A Ride’ 😂
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If he’s not Haitian I’m dead! That furniture screams Zoe parents
They Haitian 😭
You know it😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄🇭🇹
On God
I was just about to comment the same thing LMAO. The lamp and everything I swear they must be at my aunts house.
Yea you can tell by the accent's ayisyen 🤫🇭🇹
That's EXACTLY how I picture it going, down to him calling you an idiot for not taking the 500K.
If you wanted the blueprint you should’ve streamed it😭😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bars lowkey
1:35 "JAY Z man are you serious It's been a whole day."
*JAY Z:* Who dis ‼️
*ME:* 🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why you did that hahaha 😅💀
The security guard 💀💀
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I saw Jay Z at a restaurant a few years back with my husband and he does a great job projecting "get away from me" without speaking a word
Lmao
Jay: you’re 19?
Him: yes-
Jay: I heard you’re 19
😂😂😭
Killed ma asss wit dat xD
21 19 fr ?
When you don't want to talk to someone.
Jay- Z giving this man a headache😂😂😂😂
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He Took A Headeac over 500k basically 🤣
The "why you did that?" After saying who dis? Kills me everytime lmao! 🤔🤦🏾♂️🤣
“This is craquette and daritas” 😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂
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He ain't getting no money lmfao
And Getorahdie
Yo I make skits and funny vids give me a chance it would mean a ton ✌️
When he said it’s been a whole day and jay said “ who this “ took me out 🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀😂
"If you want the blueprint you gotta go stream it. " Bar
Eating takes about 10-30 mins and after that Jay-Z is leaving. You ain’t got much time to learn how to become a billionaire. Should’ve taken that 500K 😂
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Even if u had 10 hours u would be slow not to take the 500k
everyone arguing over this shit knowing you never getting 500k or jay z 🤣🤣🤣
@@sidi8985 it's a jokey jokey bruh and how uk? Jus cuz ur never gonna get doesn't mean we won't
@@someonejohnson5774 yeah bro surely someone will pull up to you one day and ask if you want 500k or a dinner with jay z
*"Some people make millions others make memes...."*
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One of J. Cole's best bars
@@JpDaKing fun fact Tory lanez said that on litty
@@jamaulortiz1880 when?
@@JpDaKing his song with meek mill it's called litty again this was about 5 years ago
Why you did that is the best answer you’ll get from Jay Z 🤣🤣🤣
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“ This is the guy that chose you over 500k! “
“ ... Why’d you do that? Hahaha “
😂😂😂
This is not Gatorade ... it's Gey-Da-Rye-Day
"Can I at least get a ride home"
GET-A-Ride-Aye
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
That was a bar😭
@@anthonyb2332 ohohhoo .. oh 😭
1:48 "why u did that" 😂😂😂😂😂dead
😂😂
When Jay finally walks in🙋🏾👈🏾💀👉🏾😭😭😭
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Rightttt I started screaming when
Hov arrived😂😂
“The bill says 2M , ion even got 500k 😂😂😂😂”
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You got a million under ur pillow mama😂😭😭😭
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It's funny cause your in a better position as a man with 500k than a meeting with any millionaire or billionaire and they'd probably respect you more for it
Wat if meeting jay is worth more to u than 500k
@@YaadLIFETv 😂😂😂
Meeting jay z is worth $5 maybe
@@YaadLIFETv it's better to take something sure rather than a chance of friendship ext
@@YaadLIFETv 🤡
The Bodyguard really made it for me
🤣🤣🤣
The lean in when he got loud with hov
JayZ: 🚬💨"I was just Lucky, It's the Rock Baby *Jay-Z laughs... I think we're done here, I have to go pick up Blue from school, should've took the 500k!"🚙💨
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Young!
I knew this was coming but I didn’t expect it or see it coming 😭😂😂😂
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The laugh killed me 😂
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😆
Bruh that shit has me fucking crying laughing everytime he does it “ahhahahahah oh” 💀💀💀💀
“I’m black, why they got crack” 😭😭😭
Good news about Jesus Christ! When you first come to him, He completely erases/ forgives your past! You will not be punished for anything bad that you’ve done! Here’s how!
(2 Corinthians 5:17)- “If anyone is in Christ, He is a new creation: The old has gone, and the new has come!
(Explanation of the Bible verse above):
Whenever a person decides to turn their lives to God (and start living by the Bible), they will NOT be punished or penalized for any of their past sins before coming to God. Yes, they will receive. a clean slate! A full round pardon or a clean record! Meaning that Nothing that you’ve done in the past counts if you turn to God!
(Acts 3:19)- “repent of your sins and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped away.”
“What does it mean to repent?”
“A True Repentance”, is when a person feels guilty, or remorseful or sorry for what they did in their past, so they confess to those things, ask God for forgiveness, and they turn stop doing those things completely. It’s a complete life turn around. Basically the act of becoming a better person!
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@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 for anybody who might be reading this who is currently questioning their faith, you're right to do that, because God isn't real
Thank you for your time, and good luck on leaving the cult
@@user-kl6lo7hx4w it’s not a cult
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(Ezekiel 21:8)- “give the people this message from the Lord.”
(Psalm 14:1)- “Only fools say in their hearts, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, and their actions are evil; not one of them does good!”
(Hebrews 9:27)- “ people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment,
(2 Corinthians 5:10)- “For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, so that each one may be repaid for his deeds in the body, according to what he has done, whether good or bad.”
(Ezekiel 21:30)- “ I will judge each of you. According to your actions, says the sovereign Lord.”
(Ezekiel 20:35)” I will judge you face to face.”
(Ezekiel 21:6)- “when it comes true, the boldest heart will melt with fear.”
(Joel 2:12)- “That is why the Lord says, “turn to me now while there is time.”
(Acts 3:19)- “Now repent of your sins and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped away.”
Man took out a air spray 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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That's what got me...😭😭😭😭
That pause, finger raise, and delayed spray was classic!
3:38 😂😂😂😂 when the bodyguard crumbles Ross food 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m in tears!
Look at the dinner😭😭😂😂😂😂
Fr wtf is that 😭
@@totall3371 chips and Gatorade but Jay Z said Gatoric to make it seem like it’s expensive drink 😂😂😂
I'd take the 500k hands down, start my own shit, become even richer, and be friends with Nas
That is a SOLID plan . guuurl you are on to something . YES
@@m.a.sweetz2965 not it aint, it’s more complicated then just “starting your own shit”
@@jay_r9825 with 500k...u can hire someone 2 start ur shit. 😂
@@jay_r9825 Enlighten us then wise one... 🙄
@@tonikavorkias5296 hes right tho. too many people try to just start shit. u gotta get a mentor first that can lead u, get valuable knowledge beforehand. if it was that easy everyone would be rich
Girl he funny mad funny he got me watching em during school and got me dead laughing in class too fr😭😂😂😂
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Lmfao bro 😂😂🤣🤣
I screamed so loud after he sprayed his face!!!! HA!!!!! 😂 😂
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That Bodyguard Played His Part FR 🤣💪🏽💯
The goddam bodyguard funny asf😂😂😂😂
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Jay would die laughing at this lmaooooooo
Fr this hilarious lol
Facts💯😭😂
I can already hear his SpongeBob laugh
lemme know when these dudes miss 😂
Good news about Jesus Christ! When you first come to him, He completely erases/ forgives your past! You will not be punished for anything bad that you’ve done! Here’s how!
(2 Corinthians 5:17)- “If anyone is in Christ, He is a new creation: The old has gone, and the new has come!
(Explanation of the Bible verse above):
Whenever a person decides to turn their lives to God (and start living by the Bible), they will NOT be punished or penalized for any of their past sins before coming to God. Yes, they will receive. a clean slate! A full round pardon or a clean record! Meaning that Nothing that you’ve done in the past counts if you turn to God!
(Acts 3:19)- “repent of your sins and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped away.”
“What does it mean to repent?”
“A True Repentance”, is when a person feels guilty, or remorseful or sorry for what they did in their past, so they confess to those things, ask God for forgiveness, and they turn stop doing those things completely. It’s a complete life turn around. Basically the act of becoming a better person!
Version 32.0
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 amen
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 Good news about Jesus Christ! God loves us so much he created hell just in case we don’t love him back! God is good! He’s also all powerful and all loving but does nothing when children get murdered. Amen God is good all the time 🙏.
🤣🤣🤣 on God they 🔥
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Lmaooooo I love these guys man y’all make my day whenever you drop😭😂even when u don’t I jus watch other videos 😂🤣💙keep up the hard n good work fam much love from Toronto, should try doing a “How Toronto Mans Rap” it’s very different
As a Toronto Man myself, I second that "How Toronto Mans Rap" lol
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Yo I make skits and funny vids give me a chance it would mean a ton ✌️
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Lmaoo I'd die if they did that styll
The ringtone of Jay-Z's laugh.😂👏
Calling and asking about the local zoo was my favorite part. 🤣
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The bodyguard with the air freshener was so out of pocket 🤣💀
How are they not laughing 😂
That gun flip was legendary 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 had me cracking up lol
the kid who plays Jay Z is seriously funny af hes gotten alot better at this over time
He’s talented
“It’s already over with”🤣🤣🤣🤣
"HAHAHAHA Hov" got me dying 🤣🤣🤣
"Louie Vuitton Lamborghini School Bus" 😂😂😂😂 damn ian caught on to dat
Thank you for the laugh I needed it❤️
6:06 man if somebody does this in front of me when they answer they phone I'm laughing in real life😂😂😂😂😂
Looollll!! This Literally has me crying tears of laughter!!,I was cracking up so hard y’all 🤣🤣🤣
HE ALWAYS MAKES MY DAY..THNK U..God BLESS u
Look at the dinner bru😭😭😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂the shit his friends do in his videos bro 😂😂 I love how all y'all winning together G
I never laughed so hard at one of your skit!!! 😭😭😭
This has me dying 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 y’all so hilarious stg
Bro you so funny 😂😂😂
From South Africa 🇿🇦
I'm 🇳🇬,
Love their humour too...
The damn bodyguard...😭😭😭🤣
"You got a million dollars under your pillow mama!" 😂🤣😅
Me: Can somebody leave a million dollars under my pillow.....please???
Fan: "So Jay....."
Bodyguard: "☝🏾"
[Silence]
Fan: "So yeh, Jay....."
Bodyguard: "☝🏾"
Jay: "Hold on. I got a phone call....."
Fan: "Do you hear somethin? Is the phone ringing.....the phone isn't ringing."
Ringtone: "Hahaha (Jay's voice)"
😂🤣😂🤣
Y'all are so damn funny 😂😂 U neva can go wrong watching this ish!!
I didn't want this skit to end!!!
Lmfao 🤣
He had me dead everytime he started laughing 😂 Ahahahahah oh
I freaking love you fr! I had such a bad day today. This is what I needed.
this is so accurate 😂😂
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The Louie Vuitton Lamborghini school bus killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Me to
Between the security guard, the hair and the gay-da-ra-day....I am done done 💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Okay then you shoulda knew... you shouldn’t got rich” 😂😂😂 I like ho good their acting really is 😂🙌🏽 I’ve only seen two videos and these two are hilarious lol
He funny af 😂
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“…. And you don’t have your own business?”😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 LeBron do be trippin’ though…
He do be trippin
Love the video. Hoov! Why you hitting my boy with the Lysol like that tho
Bruh hands down yall best skit next level hilarious
"why you did that?! Ahahaha ohh whyyoudidthat?" Lmao that double take on the question was too damn accurate 🤣
Once I got the notification I already knew it was a banger
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Omg!! , The Security with the hand sanitizer though 🤣🤣🤣
No sir 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Love this keep up the good work 💙💙
Dudes ringtone is his own laugh 😂
4:16 “I’m… im…. IM
GETTING A CALL RN”😭
This was my fav part 😂😂😂
“why you did that” lmaooo
Jay-Z; "Which Louis Vuitton Lamborghini Magic School Bus do you want to get on??? "
I like the part where jay-Z was picked over 500k
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When he sprayed him with the Lysol in the face I was done ! 🤣
Bro I'm doneski's offthis!!! This was too damn funny!
his uhhh huhhh ohh laugh is killing me
Jayz seems like one of those dudes. If some rich dude called to attend a fashion show he'd be there in seconds
Yoooo wiz good girl he funny u deadass got me watching u during class and got me dead laughing fr
@Yuxng jojo I’m talkin bout when I’m in class
Yo I make skits and funny vids give me a chance it would mean a ton ✌️
“Oh oh oh I’m getting a call hold on “ ayo who let them man do this 😭
Ducking love this skit. Keep it coming bro 🔥. You got a sub lol