Totally skipped over season 8 when the original Becky returns and gets yelled at by Roseanne and Darlene. "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR 3 YEARS" 🤣🤣🤣
Kit Keller 😂🤣 _My_ favorite line from that scene was when Jackie says (to Roseanne) "How is _this_ *points to her belly* gonna come outta _this?!?_ *points to her crotch* 😂🤣 Jackie was hilarious.
@@maryanderson1317 _That_ one was just downright hilarious !! (referring to the phone call Jackie had to make to auntie Barbara, lmao) The scene at the end of that episode, though...where Roseanne had written down what she wanted to say to her dad, reads it aloud and then ends up lifting up the top of his casket & placing the letter inside with his body, so that it was buried with him...always makes me a little teary-eyed. 😢
Honourable mention also for the realistic argument they had the episode Becky found out there was no money to send her to college. It was heart breaking and a very realistic portrayal of struggling families at the time.
@@yoshistar0708 Same here. ✔ I was an only child growing up. I hated it. One of my best friends in H.S. was the youngest of 4, and another one was the oldest of 5. Once in awhile, I'd say I wish I had sisters/brothers and *both* of them told me I was crazy & that they'd trade places with me any day. I guess it's like the saying goes..."The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." 😁🌼
-Darlene's Appendix bursting -David being an abuse victim -Bev coming out/ Leon and Scott announce theyre adopting -the pro-life/choice episode -Dan's heart attack -Darlene's baby almost dying -The ending of the first series run -The racism episode etc
Absolutely agree. I remember my girlfriend wouldn't let her daughter (12-14) watch the show. I argued that this was a great show for a child that age, with some parental guidance. Discuss the difference between the drama and the comedy. There's a lot there for many adults to think about too.
Fred Absolutely !! 😂🤣😂 The part where Jackie's freaking out, grabs Roseanne by the shoulders, and says "Roseanne...I wanna live". Roseanne says "Think it over !" LOL Also hilarious is how Darlene is so overjoyed and excited that the tornado is headed straight for them, lmao. That's exactly how I was, as a kid when it came to storms, and I still am, lol.
@Phil Ad Why should she _need_ to name a title of any particular episode when she clearly said "just about *every episode* was unforgettable" ?? Stop being a nit-picker.
@Phil Ad Laughing at me is "getting old"? I left that comment less than 30 minutes ago and this is the *first time* we've *ever* corresponded. (It's also the last.) Stand by your word all you want. It _still_ won't change the fact that she basically included *all* episodes in her comment and you're criticizing her for not naming a particular one. smh
When Dan walks into Becky’s room while she’s folding laundry and dancing like no one’s watching to club music on her headphones, and she notices him and freezes, and he goes, “Can I come in or do I need a stamp on my hand…” 😂😂😂😂😂 I couldn’t have been 12 years old cracking up at that episode/part lol
my favorite is the Pot episode...."Is this the sink, am I shrinking?" Of course, every time I've seen that episode, I had to light up as well haha (don't worry, I live in a legal state)
Such a great show. My all time favorite "scene" was talked about but never shown. From #5 where Dan puts on his jacket and then comes back with with his hand needing some medical attention. I love that the show never backed down from presenting real life situations and problems. Just like too many people have to face everyday but end up having less than perfect solutions. That's life. And the cast of Roseanne portrayed it better than anyone. And they did it while making us laugh.
When "Dan" beats up "Fisher"...we all fell in love with the big lug,huh?? But still, that line "oh my God! You didn't kill him and then buy Chicken did you?" is still gut busting funny to hear.
I agree with your choices. I've been watching this show since it first aired. These episodes show just how great it was. Hysterical/touching and always taught a lesson. Roseanne was the first woman to show what a housewife truly was like. Not some woman that wore a dress and pearls, and cleaned house all day, plus waited dutifully on her hubby and kids. She worked in and outside of her house. Loved it. The re-boot (revival) was really good. I can't wait to see Johnny Galecki again, plus learn what happened to Jackie's son. Go Roseanne!! Loved the comment 'Our whole family barks'.
That moment where Dan grabs his jacket and leaves always resonated with me. Dan was a great Man, and a great father, and he also protected his family, even Jackie lol. Few of the best tv Dads were Uncle Phil, Dan Connor and Al Bundy, all 3 could be pretty scary when they wanted as well lol.
It's #5 that is my favorite. Seeing Dan stand up for Jackie after she'd been beaten made Dan Connor my HERO. I've been in "Jackies" place before so I totally related to the story being told. I just didn't have my "Dan Connor". It was a great episode from start to finish/ part 1 & 2!!!!
Two of my favorite ROSEANNE lines are "its just me... it's just me and my ganja." and from the same episode "Roseanne! Is it just me or am I shrinking",both lines made me laugh out hard,man,is Laurie Metcalf incredibly talented or what,huh?? Laurie Metcalf will forever be remembered for being "Jackie Harris" and "Ms. Sheldon Cooper".
Carmilla Stephens Yes, I agree !! ✔😂🤣 Ashley Johnson played that part _perfectly._ When she (and David & DJ) go out the door, Dan & Jackie are both like "What was _that?!"_ LOL and then Roseanne said "I *like* her !!" (not surprising that Roseanne would like Lisa's straightforward 'attitude'....because Roseanne's the same way, lol. 😂🌼
Best line. When Dan was talking about his travelling salesman dad. 'I don't know how he did it all those years. Selling stuff people don't need to people who can't afford it.'
I love this show so much I have watched every episode because at my old house I did not have cable so we had to use the old antenna and foil and we watched this on the Laff channel along with That 70's show and Drew Carry show I love it all and I'm 12
One you missed that’s directly related to the 2nd entry: Roseanne hits DJ. Being victims of abuse was very important to Roseanne and Jackie’s backstory and represented a line that Roseanne in particular swore she would never cross. So when DJ angers her to the point where she does cross that line, she has a complete breakdown and could not apologize to enough people, including her son. It was Roseanne’s finest acting performance of the entire series.
When Emotionally Troubled Darlene writes and reads a beautiful poem letting out her troubled feelings When Dan defended Jackie against her abusive boyfriend Dan grabbed his jacket spoke volumes👍👍
My top 2 didn't make the list. My all time favorite is Darlene telling David she's pregnant, and then Roseanne joke guessing correctly. My second favorite is Leon freaking out before his wedding and Roseanne yelling, "THEY WILL NEVER STOP MAKING POPTARTS!
My favorite show..I dont remember much about my shitty childhood in the 80s (born in 87) but when I watch this show now I feel a warm nostalgic feeling. Thanks roseanne and the Connors 🥰🥰
*MY FAVORITES:* "Dad's DEAD! He's DEAD!! No! DEAD!!! DAD!!!! He's fine! He sends his love!" Roseanne, Dan and Jackie smoke pot in the bathroom. Darlene bails Dan out of jail. "Becky cut the cheese." The, "song of doom," that played whenever they said, "Audit." Jackie confesses that she slept with Arnie.
Sorry I'm late to the party; just subscribed. One of my favorite moments of this show was with him; Roseanne and Dan had gotten into an argument, nothing serious. I think it was the first season. DJ was sitting at the kitchen table with Dan and asked him if they were getting a divorce. Dan told him no, and DJ said, "I hope not. I'm the only kid in my class who's parents are still married". Love that line and everything behind it.
@@dalyand5944 His best line delivery was when he had to explain to Roseanne and Dan about how he used Twinkie's to 'pay' the bodyguard (a female classmate) he had 'hired' to protect him from another kid who was bullying him at school. Also, the scene where David moved in and DJ told him "It's about who's been here the longest, and I've put in 12 years !!" 😂🤣
I always liked the episode where he didnt want to kiss the black girl because she was black. Showed that even in the early 90's TV was as PC as it is today, but he still was very convincing and sympathetic in his scenes
Wait... Nothing topped Jackie's bombshell of sleeping with Arnie? Yeah, the guy was a loser, but are we forgetting how Bonnie confessed to robbing a liquor store? I get the joke, but that was pretty powerful the way the actress who played Bonnie delivered it. I wish we saw more of Bonnie. She was a great character.
"My God, I can feel it. The hormonal balance in this house has shifted, and the men are victorious! Come, men, let us repair to the living room. We shall watch "The Three Stooges" and we shall scratch ourselves!" - Dan Conner (It's a Boy. Season 5 Episode 19)
I love Roseanne My family was a working class and I respect her so much!!!! This is her show and the minute that she left that show her show should of left with her!!!! How dare them to that to her!!!! She should of continued to write but whatever she is doing now I’m happy for her cause she made comedy real ❤
One of my favorite shows as a kid watching Roseanne, my house was very dark and dysfunctional and messed up. I always dreamed of having a family like this growing up.
I grew up with this show every week between the ages of 9-17, became a funeral director, and my Mom is now half deaf. "Dad's dead" is the stuff of legend in our home. Honourable mention to: - Roseanne's nightmare about the breast reduction which actually became an enlargement. "They were supposed to make 'em smaller!" - The Ghosts of Halloweens Past, Present & Future. - Darlene's spiral of depression, and the strain it had on the relationships with both parents as well as Becky. - Becky eloping. The pay phone hanging down from its cord was timeless. - Jackie and Roseanne's 18-wheel road trip. - Discovering Bonnie could sing! =)
Definitely the most real show on TV, where nothing was perfect, especially their money, and you didn't see a lot of that, hell, you still don't. There was an episode where Roseanne and Dan got into a domestic dispute, smashing things, throwing things and she eventually puts a small statue through the TV. That has ALWAYS stuck with me, very close to home.
DJ trying to explain why he spent his $250 inheritance on a trombone: “I bought it cuz there’s this girl I like.” Dan: “ I’m not gettin’ it..” Darlene: “Yeah, neither do a lot of trombone players.”
I wish they put up David's sex dream with Becky was not her, but Mrs. Conner herself. Which would be an honorable mention, plus the next scene of Roseanne talking to David's dream thinking it was Becky was just as hilarious as the reveal.
Roseanne I love your show girl I loved it back then it's 1of my favorite shows I loved it when it first came on when the kids were younger and grew up to young adults baby Roseanne you go girl u know how to do a show keep on making us laugh 😊😊🙋🙋❤❤
Who watched the Roseanne revival premiere? What did you guys think?
MsMojo it was pretty good.
I liked it
Not bad. It shows promise
love it
MsMojo it was great!! Had a little political touch up. Which was interesting.
This program was the closest to regular low income middle class life. Totally real and touching. Love you Roseanne and Dan.
“low income middle class life”?? AKA WORKING CLASS life 😃
It's more working class than middle class theres a difference
When Roseanne walks out of her job at the factory and the other women follow her - how did you miss that epic scene???
Fuck yes... I forgot this show showed working class power as well
Fred Thompson as her mysogynistic boss at the plastic factory (Wellman plastics)
@@Baseballnfjnow the black African community turn her into a racist 🤦
I guess we won’t be making our quota. Sugar Pie. 😂
@@Spiral.Dynamics Actually, it was honey bunch, but yours works too.
Totally skipped over season 8 when the original Becky returns and gets yelled at by Roseanne and Darlene. "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR 3 YEARS" 🤣🤣🤣
The best scene is when Jackie panics because she’s overdue. “I have a three-day-old child inside of me!” is one of many good lines.
I love Jackie🤣
Remember the one where she had to call family after their dad died?!
Kit Keller 😂🤣 _My_ favorite line from that scene was when Jackie says (to Roseanne) "How is _this_ *points to her belly* gonna come outta _this?!?_ *points to her crotch* 😂🤣 Jackie was hilarious.
@@maryanderson1317 _That_ one was just downright hilarious !! (referring to the phone call Jackie had to make to auntie Barbara, lmao)
The scene at the end of that episode, though...where Roseanne had written down what she wanted to say to her dad, reads it aloud and then ends up lifting up the top of his casket & placing the letter inside with his body, so that it was buried with him...always makes me a little teary-eyed. 😢
@@morganjanelle4282 yes, I’ve been watching the series over from the beginning it was really poignant.
So relatable 💕
🤣🤣🤣💕
When Darlene bailed Dan out. Probably my favorite comedy scene ever.
Mom says we have a new daddy now!
lol. You are so right!!!!
The episode where Dan beats up Fisher is by fair my favorite!
My favorite line is when jackie says “I’m sorry we all can’t be a happily married couple who each weighs 500 pounds” 🤣
Yes lmao 😂
I like when she had to call Auntie Barbara 😂
Honourable mention also for the realistic argument they had the episode Becky found out there was no money to send her to college. It was heart breaking and a very realistic portrayal of struggling families at the time.
Yes.
The hard reality of today is that way too many young people are signing their lives away to huge student loans 😢
This show was so ahead of its time. Still one of my favorites of all time!!!
What about when Becky got drunk and Darlene covered for her? Love that episode!
That was a great episode
I'll take a Tornado please .. just no buttermilk pankcakes or sausage with the hard white things you bite into 🤣😂
Yes and her friends mother had a fit because girls got drunk
That episode always made me wish I had a sister 💙
@@yoshistar0708 Same here. ✔ I was an only child growing up. I hated it. One of my best friends in H.S. was the youngest of 4, and another one was the oldest of 5. Once in awhile, I'd say I wish I had sisters/brothers and *both* of them told me I was crazy & that they'd trade places with me any day. I guess it's like the saying goes..."The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." 😁🌼
-Darlene's Appendix bursting
-David being an abuse victim
-Bev coming out/ Leon and Scott announce theyre adopting
-the pro-life/choice episode
-Dan's heart attack
-Darlene's baby almost dying
-The ending of the first series run
-The racism episode
etc
Darlenes baby almost dying got me in tears as i know what its like to be born early with low chances for survival.
Dan and Roseanne are the #1 TV Couple and Parents of all time, hands down
I would give that award to al bundy and Peggy
@@abroZ13 al bundy and peggy both failed as parents, full-time failure right there.
Morticia and Gomez Addams
Absolutely agree. I remember my girlfriend wouldn't let her daughter (12-14) watch the show. I argued that this was a great show for a child that age, with some parental guidance. Discuss the difference between the drama and the comedy. There's a lot there for many adults to think about too.
The tornado episode is hands down the funniest episode in the series. Never stops being funny.
Fred Absolutely !! 😂🤣😂 The part where Jackie's freaking out, grabs Roseanne by the shoulders, and says "Roseanne...I wanna live". Roseanne says "Think it over !" LOL Also hilarious is how Darlene is so overjoyed and excited that the tornado is headed straight for them, lmao. That's exactly how I was, as a kid when it came to storms, and I still am, lol.
Absolutely. My all time favorite episode.
Just about every episode was unforgettable...love Roseanne!!
@Phil Ad Why should she _need_ to name a title of any particular episode when she clearly said "just about *every episode* was unforgettable" ?? Stop being a nit-picker.
@Phil Ad Laughing at me is "getting old"? I left that comment less than 30 minutes ago and this is the *first time* we've *ever* corresponded. (It's also the last.) Stand by your word all you want. It _still_ won't change the fact that she basically included *all* episodes in her comment and you're criticizing her for not naming a particular one. smh
just about...until the final season.
When Dan walks into Becky’s room while she’s folding laundry and dancing like no one’s watching to club music on her headphones, and she notices him and freezes, and he goes, “Can I come in or do I need a stamp on my hand…” 😂😂😂😂😂 I couldn’t have been 12 years old cracking up at that episode/part lol
"I heard he got caught playing with his instrument in band!" "I'm not in band, stupid!"
He’s either really good at it or really bad at it is one of my favorite lines
my favorite is the Pot episode...."Is this the sink, am I shrinking?" Of course, every time I've seen that episode, I had to light up as well haha (don't worry, I live in a legal state)
Yeah.. Darlene's poem made me cry. It was such a tender moment and reminded me of when I was younger.
@DJ Nagle you can't force happiness if it isn't there..
Jackie and Darlene were such a good characters!!!!!
This is still one of my favorite shows. No matter how many times I’ve seen an episode i will still laugh. It never gets old.
Jackie’s “Dads dead” scene still makes my stomach hurt and I’ve watched it a million times.
I love that scene so much 😂
Same
😂😂
#5... I remember it like it was yesterday.... #2.... DAD’s DEAD!!! DEAD!!! He’s fine ... he sends his love... it was great!!!
Such a great show. My all time favorite "scene" was talked about but never shown. From #5 where Dan puts on his jacket and then comes back with with his hand needing some medical attention. I love that the show never backed down from presenting real life situations and problems. Just like too many people have to face everyday but end up having less than perfect solutions. That's life. And the cast of Roseanne portrayed it better than anyone. And they did it while making us laugh.
So many good episodes the first 4 seasons. That poem still makes me cry.
I want Roseanne back. She's ONE OF A KIND and remarkable.
Jackie on the phone is not only one of the best scenes from Roseanne, it's one of the best scenes of any sitcom ever.
When "Dan" beats up "Fisher"...we all fell in love with the big lug,huh?? But still, that line "oh my God! You didn't kill him and then buy Chicken did you?" is still gut busting funny to hear.
Sammy Lane
He bought the chicken first 😅
😂😂😂 that's sumthing id probably do
😂💯
The real life people ( Jackie and Fisher) were married in real life for a bit, even have a Child together
I always cry in that episode.
I agree with your choices. I've been watching this show since it first aired. These episodes show just how great it was. Hysterical/touching and always taught a lesson. Roseanne was the first woman to show what a housewife truly was like. Not some woman that wore a dress and pearls, and cleaned house all day, plus waited dutifully on her hubby and kids. She worked in and outside of her house. Loved it. The re-boot (revival) was really good. I can't wait to see Johnny Galecki again, plus learn what happened to Jackie's son. Go Roseanne!! Loved the comment 'Our whole family barks'.
"Dad's dead" is one of my favorites. That whole scene is hilarious to this day.
My favorite memorable moment was when Bonnie sang at Roseanne’s house.
Thats the BBQ scene. My favorite one too.
srayj, that was an amazing scene, and what a voice.
Yessssss
Yikes!
she really belted that out!!!
That's one of my favourite episodes because of that scene, but I did love the rest of the episode, too, lol.
"A Stash From The Past" should have been higher on the list. That was one of the greatest episodes ever 😂😂
The whole entire show was an unforgettable moment. I wish the whole series was on Hulu or Netflix.
Angela James it’s on Amazon prime
Angela James CMT runs "Roseanne" from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. (eastern standard time), Monday through Friday.
It’s on Prime and Peacock
@@sararose137 now it’s on peacock. I have that. My comment is old.
That moment where Dan grabs his jacket and leaves always resonated with me. Dan was a great Man, and a great father, and he also protected his family, even Jackie lol. Few of the best tv Dads were Uncle Phil, Dan Connor and Al Bundy, all 3 could be pretty scary when they wanted as well lol.
The Halloween episodes are my favorite.
Emilio Perez Mine too!I was (and honestly still am) a bit jealous of their Halloweens.
It's #5 that is my favorite. Seeing Dan stand up for Jackie after she'd been beaten made Dan Connor my HERO. I've been in "Jackies" place before so I totally related to the story being told. I just didn't have my "Dan Connor". It was a great episode from start to finish/ part 1 & 2!!!!
I’m sorry you had to go through that, Sandra. That’s my favorite episode as well
That's my favorite episode I would have done the same thing Dan did and would have been happy to get hauled off to jail for it.
I wish I would have had a “Dan Connor” when my Ex was abusing me
One of my favorite sitcoms of all time
One of my fav lines from Roseanne is said by Mark during an hilarious Scrabble scene... "the knowledge in my head is quite buckety".😂😂😂
Jennifer J Scrabble! "Oxygen isn't a word."
Lori Worthey its an abbreviation.
The mortgage moment at Xmas - when they own the house finally. Gets me every time
But it turned out to be a book Roseanne was writing. Dan really did die and they didn’t win the lottery the house wasn’t paid off.
Two of my favorite ROSEANNE lines are "its just me... it's just me and my ganja." and from the same episode "Roseanne! Is it just me or am I shrinking",both lines made me laugh out hard,man,is Laurie Metcalf incredibly talented or what,huh?? Laurie Metcalf will forever be remembered for being "Jackie Harris" and "Ms. Sheldon Cooper".
So many great moments. One of the greatest casts and unique and intelligent sitcoms of all time.
I loved the PMS episode, when she was throwing Dan a birthday party
Me too! ... I'd give anything to see that again ... Brilliant - and SO true to life!
My favorite, too.
DJ yelling Oh My God as he topples his chair running out of the room!😂
IRS episode should have been number 1 - that episode was hilarious af.
I'm surprised DJ's date Lisa didn't make the cut... "Who gets drunk and cuts this family's hair?" 😂🤣😂🤣
Carmilla Stephens Yes, I agree !! ✔😂🤣 Ashley Johnson played that part _perfectly._ When she (and David & DJ) go out the door, Dan & Jackie are both like "What was _that?!"_ LOL and then Roseanne said "I *like* her !!" (not surprising that Roseanne would like Lisa's straightforward 'attitude'....because Roseanne's the same way, lol. 😂🌼
This show was so relatable as a kid, even more so now that I'm Dan and Roseanne's age. One of the best shows of all time imho
"What's a prevert?" 😆🤣😆🤣💖
No honey, you're not a prevert you're a pervert😜
I love the old Roseanne it was so real and I love that they were just a regular family plus their problems weren't solved in 30 min
One of THE best US sitcoms of the 80s in my personal opinion! So meny i love! Too meny to mention but this was on my top 5 faves! 👍
Best line. When Dan was talking about his travelling salesman dad. 'I don't know how he did it all those years. Selling stuff people don't need to people who can't afford it.'
I'm going to have to go binge watch Roseanne 😁
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I can't believe that finale didn't get at least a mention. That was the most shocking moment in the whole series
My favorite is the Halloween episode where they scared the hell out of their neighbor
I love this show so much I have watched every episode because at my old house I did not have cable so we had to use the old antenna and foil and we watched this on the Laff channel along with That 70's show and Drew Carry show I love it all and I'm 12
One you missed that’s directly related to the 2nd entry: Roseanne hits DJ.
Being victims of abuse was very important to Roseanne and Jackie’s backstory and represented a line that Roseanne in particular swore she would never cross. So when DJ angers her to the point where she does cross that line, she has a complete breakdown and could not apologize to enough people, including her son.
It was Roseanne’s finest acting performance of the entire series.
Wasn’t that the episode where DJ takes the car for a joyride?
When Emotionally Troubled Darlene writes and reads a beautiful poem letting out her troubled feelings When Dan defended Jackie against her abusive boyfriend Dan grabbed his jacket spoke volumes👍👍
The Becky birth control episode was a huge deal at the time. I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned on this list.
Socks off. She needs traction.
I love Roseanne!!!!!
"He's my husband. Anyone who messes with him, messes with me. Do you want to mess with me (seductive way)?" LOL
What about the tornado episode? That one's a classic.
My top 2 didn't make the list. My all time favorite is Darlene telling David she's pregnant, and then Roseanne joke guessing correctly. My second favorite is Leon freaking out before his wedding and Roseanne yelling, "THEY WILL NEVER STOP MAKING POPTARTS!
My favorite show..I dont remember much about my shitty childhood in the 80s (born in 87) but when I watch this show now I feel a warm nostalgic feeling. Thanks roseanne and the Connors 🥰🥰
*MY FAVORITES:*
"Dad's DEAD! He's DEAD!! No! DEAD!!! DAD!!!! He's fine! He sends his love!"
Roseanne, Dan and Jackie smoke pot in the bathroom.
Darlene bails Dan out of jail.
"Becky cut the cheese."
The, "song of doom," that played whenever they said, "Audit."
Jackie confesses that she slept with Arnie.
How is nana Mary not on here!?
Shelley Winters as Nana Mary was HILARIOUS!!!! She reminded me of my own gramma lol
Agreed! Nana Mary was THE BEST. When she made Bev mad over the phone cz she was picking on Jackie
What about Dan's heart attack? The argument they both had after Dan refused to get healthy was pretty real.
I've always been partial to the line 'Any part of you that touches me, you're not getting back.'
The scene with David's mom was good
I feel bad for DJ... not featured in ANY of these moments
I’ve laughed at some of his line deliveries.
Sorry I'm late to the party; just subscribed. One of my favorite moments of this show was with him; Roseanne and Dan had gotten into an argument, nothing serious. I think it was the first season. DJ was sitting at the kitchen table with Dan and asked him if they were getting a divorce. Dan told him no, and DJ said, "I hope not. I'm the only kid in my class who's parents are still married". Love that line and everything behind it.
michelleprieur1 DJ was a cute little kid with some funny lines. Michael Fishman played the character so well!
@@dalyand5944 His best line delivery was when he had to explain to Roseanne and Dan about how he used Twinkie's to 'pay' the bodyguard (a female classmate) he had 'hired' to protect him from another kid who was bullying him at school.
Also, the scene where David moved in and DJ told him "It's about who's been here the longest, and I've put in 12 years !!" 😂🤣
I always liked the episode where he didnt want to kiss the black girl because she was black. Showed that even in the early 90's TV was as PC as it is today, but he still was very convincing and sympathetic in his scenes
Wait... Nothing topped Jackie's bombshell of sleeping with Arnie? Yeah, the guy was a loser, but are we forgetting how Bonnie confessed to robbing a liquor store?
I get the joke, but that was pretty powerful the way the actress who played Bonnie delivered it.
I wish we saw more of Bonnie. She was a great character.
An honorable mention could also be when roseanne's mom broke her hip and it turned out it was because she and an old fella got freaky lol
"My God, I can feel it. The hormonal balance in this house has shifted, and the men are victorious! Come, men, let us repair to the living room. We shall watch "The Three Stooges" and we shall scratch ourselves!" - Dan Conner (It's a Boy. Season 5 Episode 19)
I love the Roseanne show I can't wait for the Revival series
I love Roseanne My family was a working class and I respect her so much!!!! This is her show and the minute that she left that show her show should of left with her!!!! How dare them to that to her!!!! She should of continued to write but whatever she is doing now I’m happy for her cause she made comedy real ❤
My most memorable moment of Roseanne is when Darlene bailed Dan out of jail ❤
Yes! The conversation Darlene and Dan had when she was bailing him out was hilarious. I'm so glad you mentioned it.
One of my favorite shows as a kid watching Roseanne, my house was very dark and dysfunctional and messed up. I always dreamed of having a family like this growing up.
Best show ever created
I grew up with this show every week between the ages of 9-17, became a funeral director, and my Mom is now half deaf. "Dad's dead" is the stuff of legend in our home.
Honourable mention to:
- Roseanne's nightmare about the breast reduction which actually became an enlargement. "They were supposed to make 'em smaller!"
- The Ghosts of Halloweens Past, Present & Future.
- Darlene's spiral of depression, and the strain it had on the relationships with both parents as well as Becky.
- Becky eloping. The pay phone hanging down from its cord was timeless.
- Jackie and Roseanne's 18-wheel road trip.
- Discovering Bonnie could sing! =)
The best is when Becky gets drunk. "This is my sister, Lardene. Larlene. Dardene!"
I love that show!!!!!
Number 5 will always get to me.
Definitely the most real show on TV, where nothing was perfect, especially their money, and you didn't see a lot of that, hell, you still don't. There was an episode where Roseanne and Dan got into a domestic dispute, smashing things, throwing things and she eventually puts a small statue through the TV. That has ALWAYS stuck with me, very close to home.
Love this show!!!!!
My fav of yours!
Lore Lynn Yes I think that should have been in the top 10
I disagree on number 1. The episode where Dan beats up Fisher really stood out more in my memory. (#5)
This is so bittersweet to watch after the cancellation.
John Con Queso Actually the network renewed the series as a spin-off. It'll be called "The Connors" of course without Roseanne.
How I forgot this show even existed! That’s me in a wormhole
It's hard to only have 10. I can think of many more that I thought was funny. I'm sure we'd all have our own top 10.
John goodman ❤❤❤ greetings from Hamburg Germany 👍
DJ had some good one liners they forgot about he was funny as hell to
DJ trying to explain why he spent his $250 inheritance on a trombone: “I bought it cuz there’s this girl I like.” Dan: “ I’m not gettin’ it..” Darlene: “Yeah, neither do a lot of trombone players.”
The Pot episode was friggin hilarious 😂😂😂
The IRS episode is my all time favorite followed by the “He’s my husband” episode but you left off Dan’s heart attack.
I wish they put up David's sex dream with Becky was not her, but Mrs. Conner herself. Which would be an honorable mention, plus the next scene of Roseanne talking to David's dream thinking it was Becky was just as hilarious as the reveal.
". . . HE'S FINE, HE SENDS HIS LOVE. BYE." So hilarious.
I loved that part with the spoiled milk
YAS! They kept putting it back in the fridge😂😂😂😂
Anna Fowdy that was a great running gag
Best sitcom ever
The Halloween episodes were the BEST!
Same here
Roseanne was the tv family that closest resembled mine. I swear I was raised In their household
Roseanne I love your show girl I loved it back then it's 1of my favorite shows I loved it when it first came on when the kids were younger and grew up to young adults baby Roseanne you go girl u know how to do a show keep on making us laugh 😊😊🙋🙋❤❤
The episode when DJ’s gf looks at Dan, David, and DJ and says “man! Who gets drunk and cuts this family’s hair?” 😂
The episode where Jackie and Booker were bowling and they made an "if I win, you sleep with me" bet. He was so damn cute!🥰🔥🔥