Jordan Peterson is a complete Snake oil salesman, charlatan that only fools fall for

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Комментарии • 414

  • @blackenedblueberry4471
    @blackenedblueberry4471 Месяц назад +68

    WHAT'S HEAVIER THAN JORDAN PETERSON BRAH BRAH???

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +1

      @@blackenedblueberry4471 Jordan Belfort 🐺👔💹

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +17

      Literally any and every single god damn SHARK on SHARK WEEK - THAT'S WHAT'S HEAVIER THAN JORDAN PETERSON!🦈🦈💪🏻💪🏻

    • @illoc
      @illoc Месяц назад +1

      Ben Shapiro 😂

    • @accursedwomb8830
      @accursedwomb8830 Месяц назад +1

      ⁠@@illocBen Shapiro sisters boobies

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад

      @@illoc he said "heavier", not "heebier"
      Shane Gillis Trump Voice -
      "Ben Shapiro. What a heeb. I never seen someone so Jewish. I looked at him I said, Wow, what a jew. What a wonderful Jew. You know the Jews love him, you know who else the Jews love?"

  • @andybarker5687
    @andybarker5687 Месяц назад +41

    Homer Simpsons sends JP home on a stretcher

    • @Cinerary
      @Cinerary Месяц назад +2

      I dont know I think a JP cartoon has legs

  • @Popeboniface
    @Popeboniface Месяц назад +53

    And Jordan Peterson definitely don’t listen to DEICIDE 🤘🏽

  • @fuzziestgator
    @fuzziestgator Месяц назад +27

    JORDAN PETERSON’S FAVORITE CARCASS ALBUM IS “SWANSONG” 🍖

    • @Cinerary
      @Cinerary Месяц назад +8

      Good album either way

    • @planetos
      @planetos Месяц назад

      😂

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад

      😆 🤣 😂 😹 ... \m/

    • @Metalballs50
      @Metalballs50 Месяц назад +4

      Jordan Peterson don't know no damb Carcass !

    • @jimmycampbell78
      @jimmycampbell78 Месяц назад +4

      People who don't often listen to extreme metal would struggle even with that album.

  • @crushingalldeceivers
    @crushingalldeceivers Месяц назад +9

    Jordan Peterson is probably the kind of guy who thinks "heavy" means Huey Lewis and the News. Pshhhh.

  • @flyingfox8447
    @flyingfox8447 Месяц назад +40

    L-Kat, turn the Disney channel on. You knoooowww the dawg is 666 down with the almighty- and I said almighty godammit- x-men.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +6

      Too funny that Dumbo's fam is subscribed to the Disney channel 🤣

    • @blackenedblueberry4471
      @blackenedblueberry4471 Месяц назад +1

      MMHMM! You know x-men destroys all them pink pantie wearing canoes!

    • @blackenedblueberry4471
      @blackenedblueberry4471 Месяц назад

      MMHMM! You know that x-men destroys all them pink pantie wearing canoes!

    • @georgejackson4424
      @georgejackson4424 Месяц назад +1

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 you just hate him because you're a star-struck fanboi of Shitknot
      I don't agree with all of J-Dawg's takes on metal culture but I don't hate-stalk him or anyone else I disagree with either
      That being said, Di$ney sucks though

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +9

    King Fowley is a national treasure that belongs EVERYWHERE!!!

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind Месяц назад +13

    Never would I ever think to hear J-Dawg talking about turning on Disney channel, he's gone soft!

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +2

      @@SuicidalGrind it is the only place for marvel stuff. So he can have a pass

    • @evangilmore4394
      @evangilmore4394 Месяц назад +1

      I will tell you I went soft as soon as I heard him utter that shit. I fucking hate Disney.

    • @georgejackson4424
      @georgejackson4424 Месяц назад

      @@evangilmore4394 Di$ney has sucked for a long-assed time

    • @Lavabug
      @Lavabug Месяц назад

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal I dunno man that's two steps removed from "accidentally" watching My Little Pony. L-Kat's gonna walk in on it and not believe her eyeballs.

  • @adammartin3146
    @adammartin3146 Месяц назад +9

    This channel is the new NWN forum

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +2

      No former exposure to the NWN forum, were there some weird fucks in there too?

    • @assrammington7961
      @assrammington7961 Месяц назад +1

      I was the weirdest one in there. No. Definitely some weird Polaks too.
      And one guy who said we should stuff it. Like a Turkey would

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 no no weird fucks. just people like roy from necroharmonic records riling up a bunch of nerds with thick framed glasses and bushy beards.

  • @Cozyn3z
    @Cozyn3z Месяц назад +7

    That "Robert Greene, PAIIIIID QUESTION!" Was the picking up I needed today

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +16

    Oppps , did I say drewcifer???? I meant to say Drew Barrymore.... \m/

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +4

      He switched you back to VIOLET, today. Dumbo is posting asynchronously, of course!

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 😆 🤣

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Месяц назад +1

      @@mikeviolate666 Mike, did you “ghost” MOD yesterday? He posted a video with your name on it, and then took it down shortly after 😵😆

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +1

      @goat666db 😆 🤣 idk if I did I dint mean to. We're supposed to do a collaboration video 1 day but it hasn't happened yet. Alot of other heads dump on the guy. He kinda sets himself up for it. I don't dislike the dude personally... \m/

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Месяц назад +2

      @@mikeviolate666 Oh ok. Yeah, he brings the hate on himself with some of the dumb shit he says, but whatever. I don’t hate random strangers online either haha

  • @Poser_Metal_Records
    @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +17

    When I finally get to meet the Dawg I'm going to show him what the homeboy life is all about. Cholo style!

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +8

      Awwwww shit. Gotta teach him the elbows up side to side dance 🕺 😆 🤣 😂 😹 .... \m/

    • @loboahriman7680
      @loboahriman7680 Месяц назад +2

      Homeboy Metal? Is that.... Powerviolence?

    • @georgejackson4424
      @georgejackson4424 Месяц назад +1

      @@loboahriman7680 Venice crossover thrash, ese

    • @loboahriman7680
      @loboahriman7680 Месяц назад

      @@georgejackson4424 chingon!

    • @loboahriman7680
      @loboahriman7680 Месяц назад

      @@georgejackson4424 chingon!

  • @planetos
    @planetos Месяц назад +7

    "blanky and pillow metal"🤣🤣

  • @alejandrovega8446
    @alejandrovega8446 Месяц назад +26

    It's confirmed, the DAWG loooooovvvveees him some Disney Channel

  • @ilovefuzzycats
    @ilovefuzzycats Месяц назад +20

    Yesterday I met a trve black metalist at the gym, he recognized my emperor reverence shirt and talked about some bands, I was afraid he was about to say something stupid when he came up to me but thankfully not

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +6

      He sounds like a cool dude/legit Metalhead (assuming he didn't waste time speaking of War Metal lol).
      By any chance did he remind you it's Shark Week? Because if not, I will!🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🤘🏻🤘🏻🍻

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481you can go celebrate this triumph with your buddy, @MetalTherapy

    • @JimStone6969
      @JimStone6969 Месяц назад +12

      Did you get his number? 😂

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +4

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Well who the hell do you think fuzzycats was talking about in the first place?????
      That " trve black metalist at the gym" was no other than Pat himself, he just finished up his work-out, capped off with a 2,666LBS benchpress.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481I can see you both now with your fidget spinner helicopter beanies partying hearty on those white claws

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +11

    Shout out to Fraser, Francisco, Necron and all the JOABA wiggaz🎉

    • @650AFTERHOURSOC
      @650AFTERHOURSOC Месяц назад +2

      🐺

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +5

      @@650AFTERHOURSOC and Modger Rirrett, never forget the Olde New York 🗽🇺🇲🎉🥷🏻

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +3

      Bunch of hotos... \m/

  • @Metalballs50
    @Metalballs50 Месяц назад +7

    "Pillow and blankey metal" 🤣

    • @georgejackson4424
      @georgejackson4424 Месяц назад

      I've never been the biggest fan of doom metal, but even I don't call that shit "Pillow and blankey metal"...not even the band Sleep lol

  • @GamingManual
    @GamingManual Месяц назад +5

    I listen to J Dawg while I squat, bench, deadlift, and clean and press (barbell always) for maximum gains.

  • @captainhilarity1252
    @captainhilarity1252 Месяц назад +8

    What's more NSBM than ssclub7

  • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
    @JasonSBashant-METAL666 Месяц назад +2

    Gotta keep that Dawghouse in order, Brah, Brah.

  • @TheTransylvanian
    @TheTransylvanian Месяц назад +7

    The gay dawg is back brah brah

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +5

    If you're old and know the work visa stories then Sodom in America is a huge thing.

  • @FVK-hx4ym
    @FVK-hx4ym Месяц назад +6

    Even the Dawg sees through JP’s bs.

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +5

    Next they'll be saying Don can't go to Dawgs house.

  • @sinisterking6009
    @sinisterking6009 Месяц назад +14

    Waiting for the shark week recap 🤓🦈🦈🍺

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +3

      sorry i'm late, i slept in, i was dreaming of shhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrk weeeeeeeeeeeeek!🦈🦈👍🏻👍🏻

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481have you ever cooked up some shark steak, gamer?

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Um, bruh, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!??!?!!?
      All the 🦈's worth eatin' are all on the endangered species list. God damn typical out-of-the-loop bozo poser......

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481not true at all, grab a slab of mako or white tip, poser

    • @sinisterking6009
      @sinisterking6009 Месяц назад +1

      🍿🦈

  • @Blashyrkh69
    @Blashyrkh69 Месяц назад +8

    Someone please explain to me what a canoe is

  • @bluerampage
    @bluerampage Месяц назад +4

    A interview with Dark funeral with would be epic

  • @JOABA1
    @JOABA1 Месяц назад +6

    Fyi, i have sent the dawg his flyer for his fest.. im guessing he'll announce it soon.. also, mike v. Is out of his damn mind 😂

  • @gnomesayin1440
    @gnomesayin1440 Месяц назад +12

    What’s heavier than the Venga Boys???!!

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind Месяц назад +6

    Who the hell is lighting up Dawg's phone in this vid, keep hearing his god damn gay little fairy dust DIIIIIIIING going off.

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +6

    Mike Violate, about Drewcifer and his tattered colon....it's been confirmed, 4 months ago, in what was BY FAR the most unusual chapter in the annuals of medical history, Drewski gave birth to a live and fully-functional Bull shark with usually long pectoral fins as well an insatiable aaaaaappetite for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss! It was a very very long and difficult delivery (which eventually involved forceps) and that's why Drew's anatomy is the way it is down there. So now you know the truth bruh 🦈🦈🦈 🦈🦈
    PS - How many photos has he sent you?! And are they as scary as you claim?!

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +4

      I think we stop talking about Drewcifer’s prison purse

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +3

      Unfortunately I have signed a hush form and accepted a free copy of his and Rhevoks war metal release they are working on. As additional compensation to keep the evidence too myself

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +2

      ​@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 😆 🤣. F@

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +2

      @@mikeviolate666 I signed an agreement not to discuss his rectum. Due to Rhevok mailing me puppet body parts covered in armadillo urine

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +5

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal "Prison purse" 🤢Never heard the colon referred to as such. Thanks for the vocab lesson Paul.

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod Месяц назад +8

    Mike is out of control 😂

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +2

      Te-he te-he 😆 🤣 ... \m/

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 Месяц назад +2

      Mike Violet for president!

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +3

      @robertg305 😆 🤣 1 wanna be the 1st lady to Jdawg. Move aside hell cat ... \m/

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +4

    I've got Gordon Lightfoot on vinyl. 🤘😂

  • @Pagan_Fears
    @Pagan_Fears Месяц назад +24

    Of course Dumbo is too dull to pick up on the clever social commentaries written into every episode of South Park.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +11

      DumboDawg definitely misses all the cultural references in his favorite show, The Simpsons, but he still laughs at the voice acting and "eat my shorts!"

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +9

      Hall and Hall talkin' bout south park....now ain't this the event of the decade.......😴
      Might I remind Hall #1 and Hall #2 that it's SHAAAAAAARRRRRRK WEEK god damn it!!!!!!!!🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈💪🏻💪🏻

    • @Pagan_Fears
      @Pagan_Fears Месяц назад +8

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481I’m glad you’re taking a week off of your typical Pamperchu type behaviour brah brah.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +7

      @@Pagan_Fears Just the opposite 💩💩for 🧠🧠's.
      You're just jealous, envious and bitter of the fact that Death Metal Dave doesn't consider you worthy of an invite to his legendary house parties!
      Which also eludes to the FACT that Dave thinks you're, wait for it, a POSER!!!!!!!

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +5

      @@Pagan_Fears lol, I learned a new slur to use on Dorkstributor of Ballwashing Points!! 💯

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +5

    Every fest got some stinkers that somebody likes. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones Месяц назад +13

    💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness (1989) Vs. Obituary - Slowly We Rot (1989)

    • @Pagan_Fears
      @Pagan_Fears Месяц назад +12

      Easy, Altars of Madness any day

    • @jefflawson3574
      @jefflawson3574 Месяц назад +5

      For a guy who looks like an extra off the set of Vikings, your random pollster gimmick sure is out of left field, Bobby Ricky.

    • @Riky_Jones
      @Riky_Jones Месяц назад +3

      @@jefflawson3574 haha well thank you. Keeps people guessing

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +4

      Come on Rick, you know the answer just as I do. ALTARS OF MADNESS bruh.

    • @Riky_Jones
      @Riky_Jones Месяц назад

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 not to the people that pick slowly we rot :p

  • @andrewgabriel4408
    @andrewgabriel4408 Месяц назад +3

    Seasons in the Abyss sends Denial of God home on a streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecher!!!

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      Seasons is my 2nd all-time fav album ever. (But are you sure you wanna know what my all-time fav is!?)

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Месяц назад +1

      Ask him, Andrielle!

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones Месяц назад +11

    🎥 FILM BATTLE: The Exorcist (1973) Vs. The Exorcist III (1990)

    • @Pagan_Fears
      @Pagan_Fears Месяц назад +11

      I love the 3rd Exorcist movie, it’s the only true sequel in the entire franchise. Brad Dourif and George C. Scott are amazing in it, but that original is a perfect film to the core. Gotta go with the 1973 original brah brah.

    • @jefflawson3574
      @jefflawson3574 Месяц назад +7

      Nothing touches The Exorcist. My father took my mother to watch this at the cinema while she was pregnant with me. What a stud.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      @@jefflawson3574 1973, why yer an old fvck Jeff.
      I caught the 50th anniversary re-release last october, good but always over-rated.
      The making of the movie is better than the actual movie. A VERY troubled production.

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +2

      1

    • @Riky_Jones
      @Riky_Jones Месяц назад +1

      @@mikeviolate666 what a classic at least 3 has Chucky

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +4

    FATHER VIOLATE! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +2

      Check out his Death Metal Dave interview.
      Only a GOD could have, let alone wear such awesome hat. And damn does Dave pull it off, he looks like he was born wearing that hat.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +2

      Dave rules

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Месяц назад +1

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Dave rules! I love that hat. It suits him perfectly!

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +2

    There's too much pain and loss of mobility involved in getting huge for me. I'm trying to get leaner.

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones Месяц назад +3

    I gotta say that latest Necrophobic is banging! Makes you wanna turn your flat brim sideways haha. Joking aside, good album. 🤘🏻

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      You be right Richard, I'd wager it's their 2nd or 3rd best. So glad the original vocalist is back.

    • @Riky_Jones
      @Riky_Jones Месяц назад

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 good production on it

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад

      @@Riky_Jones Legit FR! Ohhhhhhh the prrrrrrrrrroooduction ohhhhhh....don't get me started on that...ohhhhhhhhh...💦💦

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +3

      Horrible album! Hated it so much I threw all my Necrophobic cds in the trash. 😡

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +2

      @@Poser_Metal_Records Theatrics/fictionalizing/sarcasm _DETECTED!_ And at full fuckin' tilt!

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +7

    The dawg gets Jasta's sloppy seconds on interviews.
    "Here ya go Justin, now you can have a turn with ************ now that I am done...."🙏🏿

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +1

      Calling out the Dawg. 😈

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +5

      @@Poser_Metal_Records nah I got nothing but respect for Jdawg, so when I say his name I'm shouting him out, not calling him out, but I do think for quality assurance purposes it's essential to keep a few devils who are older than Justin to hold him accountable and keep him honest. We need more guys that can talk to Jdawg like the lone original member of Internal Bleeding did during their interview. All I'm saying is Jdawg no different than any of us other devils and once in a while we can benefit from being "big brothered"...
      With those pythons it's probably been years since his skull has had a good noogey....
      Or maybe that's why his hair is...🧲

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +1

      Don't worry. I'm going to put the Dawg in his place when I meet him. This ese don't fuck around.

  • @DNT87
    @DNT87 Месяц назад +7

    Dude the 90’s X-Men show is goooaateddd as fuck, one of my favorites when I was a kid. Guess since it’s Dawg approved I’ll have to check out the new series too.

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +3

      Yeah dude that show use to blow me away as a kid. And that intro song 🎵... sends 200 butt wounds home on a stretcher BRAH BARAAAAH !!!! 😂 ... \m/

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад +2

      globalist heroes unite

    • @off6848
      @off6848 Месяц назад

      @@ian.swift.31614lol J-men

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +2

    Gemini Archives is a different channel. Empede is just a huge Slayer fan.

  • @650AFTERHOURSOC
    @650AFTERHOURSOC Месяц назад +4

    Well I guess I was wrong I was the one that said that you wouldn't let king fowley at your house... Can anybody guess who it is then?

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +3

      Fraser
      Me
      Mike Bessigano
      Jordan Peterson
      The guy who got kicked out of emblamer

    • @Cozyn3z
      @Cozyn3z Месяц назад +5

      My money is on Brian Baxter

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Cozyn3zhahah Baxter would make his season room reek of weeed

    • @elpeladorobles5013
      @elpeladorobles5013 Месяц назад +1

      Blake Judd

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад

      As far as I know. I haven’t made the Dawgs guest list

  • @emeraldgreensg
    @emeraldgreensg Месяц назад +1

    J Dawg's busted again. You said previously that you never listened to Diabolic's "Mausoleum" album, and now you say you don't like it? This is a common tactic for posers trying to fit in and win approval from the group, but you weren't counting on me keeping tabs on your ass now were you?

  • @Metalballs50
    @Metalballs50 Месяц назад +2

    Dawg loves Disney... heard !

  • @user-wb2jl6ub7j
    @user-wb2jl6ub7j Месяц назад

    Pounded into dust, pit of zombies, born in a casket

  • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
    @JasonSBashant-METAL666 Месяц назад +1

    Apparently J-Dawg doesn't make his bed.

  • @calxer
    @calxer Месяц назад +6

    Good morning J-Dawg
    Good morning Devils

  • @sharpvonl201
    @sharpvonl201 Месяц назад +2

    sup devil

  • @michaelscondotto8122
    @michaelscondotto8122 Месяц назад +7

    I like Jordan Peterson. And I like you too, JDawg. I come here to laugh and hear Metal talk. I go to JP for entirely different reasons.

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +1

      ✅️

    • @grppl99
      @grppl99 Месяц назад +5

      Based on his comments, I got the impression JDawg has no idea who Jordan Peterson actually is. 🤣

    • @odinsire3879
      @odinsire3879 Месяц назад

      Jordan Peterson is a gatekeeper who cries on stage and supports IsraHell.

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +4

    Where's the revered Master ov the Rad Riffage / Wielder ov the Warbeast, Paul K.???...... Oh I get it, he must be watching Shark Week!🦈🦈
    And spinning Crucified Mortals on 11 AT THE SAME TIME! 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 It's enough to make your 🧠 explode!!!

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +1

      I was turning wrenches. Because that’s how you make money as a death metal musician

  • @DawnPossession
    @DawnPossession Месяц назад +6

    😂 like and share the video Devils

  • @NevermoreRules
    @NevermoreRules Месяц назад +5

    Empede23 rules. #gottagowithsomeslayer

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 Месяц назад +3

    EMPEDE!!!!

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db Месяц назад +1

      Empede rules

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 Месяц назад

      @@goat666db fuk yeah!!!

  • @user-zt5dg1lh5n
    @user-zt5dg1lh5n Месяц назад +1

    Спасибо за глаток свежего воздуха маэстро 🦾🗣️🦾🗣️🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🙆🙆🙆🤟🤟

    • @Cinerary
      @Cinerary Месяц назад

      I know you’re Russian because you use weird emojis

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +6

    That, no doubt, was Poser Hall saying that it was King F. that Dawg would never have over at his house. Wrong again Hall, wrong again.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +3

      Poser hall? Where's he at? Let me at him! 👊

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      @@Poser_Metal_Records Hmmm...sounds like Scooby's lil' hell-raisen' nephew Scrappy.
      But weren't all the best episodes _"Scrappy-less"?_ Hmmmmmm......🤔

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +2

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Hmmmm. Scrappy-Doo might be a fitting profile pic for my new sock puppet account. Stay tuned!

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      @@Poser_Metal_Records Sound idea. Far better than just signing the next "poser band" that happens to walk into your office.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад +1

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Careful or I'll sign YOUR band.

  • @degeneretto
    @degeneretto Месяц назад

    11:44 "ram it in!" I lost it there lmao

  • @DeathMetalShred
    @DeathMetalShred Месяц назад +6

    Dawg complains left and right about people ignoring his emails for interviews, and or skipping out on interviews, then goes and does the same thing to Nate Garret for his interview.
    why am i not surprised? hahahah

    • @justinhorval8491
      @justinhorval8491  Месяц назад +8

      whooooooooooo? no idea what your talking about BRAH!!!

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@justinhorval8491 The king devil has spoken ... \m/

    • @jimmycampbell78
      @jimmycampbell78 Месяц назад +4

      Not surprised at all. Nate Garrett is too smart for J Dawg.

    • @Poser_Metal_Records
      @Poser_Metal_Records Месяц назад

      How about some taaape on that mouth shut!

    • @BornTooNate
      @BornTooNate Месяц назад +3

      RUclips censoring comments but yes J Dawg got scared last second and I have the receipts. Homeboy who pretends to have anything to do with running HH about to get aaaaiiiiiired out

  • @zachrahr618
    @zachrahr618 Месяц назад

    Over here with 15" arms and no abs. 😢

  • @animatedblueproductions
    @animatedblueproductions Месяц назад

    Not gonna lie, I fell for Jordans BS for a time, some phrases helped at the time, but mostly did not vibe with him.

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +5

    So who else is downing lots of ice cold rum drinks when under the spell of the greatest TV event in history? Shark Week ALMIGHTY!🦈🦈🦈🥂

  • @themadmattster9647
    @themadmattster9647 Месяц назад

    I like his daughter and her podcast though lol

  • @grim9872
    @grim9872 Месяц назад

    Andrew huberman is on the same league of "no shit dude its common sense" gurus

  • @ian.swift.31614
    @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад

    11:35 except you know, awareness, knowledge. being educated on what's going on.

    • @jefflawson3574
      @jefflawson3574 Месяц назад +1

      Stop ruining his phallic fantasies goddamnit

  • @heathertiller3644
    @heathertiller3644 Месяц назад +2

    Now the dawg is simping to Dana White!!!

  • @metall1983
    @metall1983 Месяц назад +6

    Who the fuck is Jordan Peterson?

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад +9

      a leader of lobsters

    • @NNNIII972
      @NNNIII972 Месяц назад +6

      Drug addict, cries on camera

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@NNNIII972😆 🤣 😂 😹 .... \m/

    • @Ze7Nigmar
      @Ze7Nigmar Месяц назад +4

      A Canadian poser

  • @georgejackson4424
    @georgejackson4424 Месяц назад

    Jordan Peter$TAIN firing back here AND name-dropping Godsmack like a total canoe
    "Jordan Peterson reacts to the Dawg’s slanderous comments"
    ruclips.net/user/shortsP_C9WLgMmBY

  • @assrammington7961
    @assrammington7961 Месяц назад

    Mike 🌺

  • @650AFTERHOURSOC
    @650AFTERHOURSOC Месяц назад +2

    Mike v is cool but he is announcing all the posers on the RUclips yard...empede got into metal recently which is fine but his comments are annoying as shit!

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +4

      Might I politely remind you that Mike Violate interviewed the one and only Death Metal Dave.🙏🏻
      He also did that funny-ass skit with J-Dawg, remember that vid? How many poser clichés did they cram into that vid?
      And then on his own channel, there's that raw n' dirty plumbing video, the infamous "Toilet Boy" vid! Mike's a fuckin' _LEGEND!_ \m/

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +5

    Holy shit, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! They DID IT!!! So as you all know I was partying once again over at Death Metal Dave's place last night for more of that red _HOT_ Shark Week action! And night two was EVEN FUCKIN' BETTER than the first! How this possible!? I'm mean it's _crazy!_ But it's true! The sharks were bigger and badder and radder then ever before and Dave's 420-inch TV was put to the test like never before! Sharks! Sharks _EVERYWHERE_ god dman-it!! First up was _Big_ _Shark_ _Energy_ and that's when a Shark Week first occured, they were measuring shark shlongs, but only they're called "claspers" - can you say "claspers"?! One shark had a pair big ole' pair of 23-inchers if you can believe it! Now that's one well-hung Great White shark! Next up was _Shark_ _Frenzy!_ At the infamous Tiger Beach in the fuckin' Bahamas and guess what, shark-infested Tiger Beach is one of only two diving destinations in the WORLD that's OFFICIALLY Death Metal Dave receommended!!! And that's where you find the biggest motherfuckin' _Tiger_ _sharks_ where they kill and kil and kill at will god damn-it!!!! Then next up, after a yet another drinking contest, where of course Dave put us all to shame and made us look-the-poser, was the nights BEST of the BEST! We fuckin' had _"GREAT_ _WHITE_ _SERIAL_ _KILLER"_ in the house!!! And when it was all over me, Dave and the gang all agreed that that was the god damn _sharkiest_ show in the ENTIRE 37 YEAR HISTORY SHARK WEEK!!!!! UN-FUCKING-PARALLED GOD DAMN-IT!!!! That shit was LIT! Then after all THAT Death Metal Dave went into full party-mode, like only he can and he downed a whole fuckin' bottle of Everclear like it was water - and he did it in only 5 fucking seconds! A NEW WORLD RECORD!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A NIIIIGHT!!!!🦈🦈🦈🦈💪🏻💪🏻🍻🍻🍻🍻🤘🏻🤘🏻

    • @KD-7705
      @KD-7705 Месяц назад +1

      Can’t wait for the 40th anniversary show🔥🔥🕺🏼🍸🍷🥂

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      @@KD-7705 You said it bruh! Hell, at this point they'll probably have to bio-engineer a new species of SHARK for the 40th!
      You know, to keep up with all those expectations! SHARK WEEK RULES THE FUCKIN' WORLD! 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈💪🏻💪🏻

    • @sinisterking6009
      @sinisterking6009 Месяц назад +1

      HAHAHA magnificent killer night bruh, i'm jealous of dave's 420 Inch TV 🤘🏾🍺🦈😁

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 Месяц назад +1

      @@sinisterking6009 Oh, it was a speeeeeeectacle last night, the party at Death Metal Dave's was the best yet!
      Can't wait to see what madness tonight holds!🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

    • @corystafford4958
      @corystafford4958 Месяц назад +1

      Will you cap off shark week with Jaws 1 ? Try watching it backwards. Very heartwarming.

  • @ian.swift.31614
    @ian.swift.31614 Месяц назад

    Duh

  • @heathendominion7608
    @heathendominion7608 Месяц назад +2

    So he "gives some cool motivational speeches" but is a complete charlatan ? Lol
    Do you think this stuff through?

    • @Pagan_Fears
      @Pagan_Fears Месяц назад +17

      Jordan Peterson has a gay voice and cries on twitter all day

    • @blgdinger3
      @blgdinger3 Месяц назад +2

      @@Pagan_Fears does that make him wrong?

    • @heathendominion7608
      @heathendominion7608 Месяц назад

      There is plenty I don't like about him but to call him a total charlatan is ridiculous. Dude is obviously an intelligent guy.
      I think he sold out to Ben Shapiro ( shit bag ) and the daily wire d bags but before that he did say some pretty interesting stuff. ​@@Pagan_Fears

    • @AnalEyesAnalyzeAnalLies
      @AnalEyesAnalyzeAnalLies Месяц назад

      Dawg doesn’t think.

    • @squiginjr
      @squiginjr Месяц назад +4

      "Christian man bad" is probably as far as dawg has thought this out

  • @650AFTERHOURSOC
    @650AFTERHOURSOC Месяц назад +2

    ☕🚬

  • @baruch.hashem.7x77
    @baruch.hashem.7x77 Месяц назад +1

    12. 1 Timothy 4:8. Training your body is of some value, yes, but don't sacrifice it at the expense of your love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, self-control. May your movement flow from the fruit of the Spirit, which will last forever.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik Месяц назад +1

      horrible, use the king james version next time.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Месяц назад +1

      Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass

  • @fraserdawson2913
    @fraserdawson2913 Месяц назад +6

    That was cool of you doing a shout out for my birthday you keeping it real what the deal a freaking heavy metal metal horns

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +7

      Nice voice to text, Bubbles

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 Месяц назад +1

      Happy Birthday. Hope you had a glorious day!

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@robertg305Bubbles and Bobo belong together forever 🥊🥊

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 Месяц назад +1

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Dude. On a serious note, your comments disappeared on Rauta's Blasphemy interview lol. Did you delete them? What happened haha!?!?

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +3

      @@robertg305 ha Rauta’s the type who will delete comments!!

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR Месяц назад +1

    Can one of the donor devils ask jdawg to interview John Tole of pb2k/o.l.c.?

  • @Leave_The_Hall_69
    @Leave_The_Hall_69 Месяц назад +9

    10:18 - another Out of the Loop Bozo who was hopeful that the DumboDawg had musical interests outside of being a Metal Melvin gomer