Funnily enough, in one interpretation of the story I read, Galatea WAS originally a statue of Aphrodite that Pygmalion was in the process of sculpting.
Heracles: "I'm special because my father is zeus! I'm the child of the king of olympus!" Apollo, Ares, Artemis, Athena, Dionysus, Hephaestus, Hermes, Lacedaemon Minos, Pandia, Persephone, Perseus: "Καλό αστείο"
For all those asking "How does Aphrodite not notice he's describing exactly how she looks is his ideal woman?", she's probably used to being a simp magnet for every living thing around her. Edit: Christ alive people... 17K likes and, I'm still getting notification emails of replies to this comment 9 months later?!?
I mean, Aphrodite is LITERALLY the ideal woman (being a goddess of beauty and all in her home culture) she probably would be surprised if he didn't describe however he saw her...and however he saw her would likely be his personal ideal, but she IS the general ideal even if everyone perceives something different, because thats what gods are.
Well the Disney cartoons based on their movies like this and the Aladdin one had very inconsistent animation iirc. Sometimes it was good othertimes it was derp faces and static poses
@@cottonballs185 Not quite. Galatea basically turned out to be a Yandere, thanks to Hercules’ rather shallow criteria. So he dumped her right before the prom. She retaliated by using her shape shifting clay powers to wreak absolute havoc at the prom. Unfortunately for her, the fires hardened her into a lifeless statue. So Aphrodite came down again, and called out Hercules for making Galatea the way she ended up. Hercules admits that he was wrong and asks for Galatea to be reborn as “her own person”. She comes back, Hercules asks for a dance, and she brushes him off, stating that she’s not interested in him. Hercules takes this gracefully, understanding that he probably deserved that after everything. Galatea walks off, presumably to live a normal life (and bone Ajax).
@TheProphetOfHate true in the old myths she was a horrible goddess and would make you fall in love with a fire hydrant if she didn’t like you, but she’s also the goddess of love and you need to have a personality to have love
The thing really underrated here is that Aphrodite is offended when Hercules doesn't care for her personality. She is the goddess of love, and true love is not about the aesthetic, but about the personality.
@@VirtualnomadVirtualnomad I know the Aphrodite of the Greek mith was like that, and that she was the symbol of carnal love, while her son Eros was the symbol of true love, but in a kid's show's context, I find it remarkable that they pointed out the importance of other things other than the appearance, may it be through an "inaccurate" Aphrodite
She is the goddess of all love. Hence why in some contexts she is a raging bitch who can't accept the idea that anyone is better than her, and yet in others she is a caring mother who protects her kids. So in this context of the story, she would care about personality because the ship she is about to set sail is going to depend on the two getting along, not just about looks. Particularly since Hercules is the son of Zeus AND Hera, where Hera is a pretty big fan of the whole "marriage is forever."
@@AnimeFan-dj2zz To be fair, if I was Hera and my husband kept sleeping with other women, I'd be mad, but I'd also punish him for once instead of trying to kill the children who literally don't know what's going on.
@@CSLucasEpic "Wait. HERA'S your mom?" "Yeah." "As in Zeus's wife?" "Er, yes." "For real? He actually knocked up his actual wife this time?" "Um... yeah?" "Seriously? Youre not of the mistress kids? Youre actually the biological son of Zeus AND Hera? Zeus actually did sleep with her this time?" "Can we please just talk about helping me find a date for the dance, already?"
@@guardian6788 In the mythology Zeus raped women left and right. The only good thing about him is he helps heroes (which is still occasional). Despite that, Heracles is chivalrous in the mythology just like the movie and show. It's unfortunate media makes Zeus to be a god of justice and Hades to be evil just because he's the lord of the dead when in reality, Hades didn't do anything horrible to society besides to Theseus and his brother but even then one can argue there's justification because they did wrong to Persephone (Hades' wife).
@@jorgegfigueroa9755 from what i read he chose to stay down there because of what Zeus and the other gods was doing if i not mistaking (correct me if im wrong)
Well she isn't starting a war over being called the prettiest and she isn't openly having sex with Ares while married to hephaestus. Not a high bar to pass. The Disney version got rid of every God's flaws and questionable behavior. Except for Hades (arguably the best) who's now just the Devil.
Hercules is apparently the only son that matters to Zeus’ friends. The opening song’s lyric _”and then along came Zeus”_ is pretty much the perfect description of him.
his cousin do be hot and its not incest if it only looks like your cousin tho the family get togethers will be weird when your brother shows up with a girl that looks exactly like our cousin
@@davidtucker9498 that is true! People can’t help being attracted to certain things but doesn’t mean for it to be hurtful in a way. But if the person puts being attracted to certain traits to the extreme than that’s a problem.
The story "Pygmalion"(which the ep was based on really and had the title character)had Pygmalion make a statue based on an image of Aphrodite, which she eventually brought to life, so....yeah.
Hercules was still special among Zeus's illegitimate children in that he also got breast fed by Hera a bit before she changed her mind because the baby bit too hard. The spilled milk formed the milky way. So he made quite the mess Though in Disney's version he is a legitimate child.
Jiggle physics aside, it's actually insane just how well this cartoon from '98 is animated. Head movements, facial expressions, how much everyone is moving instead of just standing there. I know this had Disney money, but not even the best Disney cartoons of today can hold a candle to this.
That's because they're pushing everything to 3d to pump out movies (reusability of the models and assets). Definitely not as much attention to detail and I definitely noticed they're afraid to exaggerate movements and facial expressions due to the aspects of 3d and wanting to make their animation look realistic (at least for Disney). It also might have to do with the modeling and rigging since if you stretch a sculpture it might deform in a really weird way (think ragdolling in any video games). Traditional animation is coming back hard though, especially integration of both 2d and 3d (think Arcane, Klaus, and Bad Guys) due to new programs allowing so. Blender's Grease Pencil is a great example of this.
For some reason, whether it's old disney cartoons or in anime, I find the hand drawn lends itself a different quality when it comes to representing expressions. A lot more exaggerated, different and stands out as unique. All 3D movie character faces feel sort of "samey" to me e.g. Tangled, Frozen, Moana, Encanto.
@@annabellelewis5962 It's not that he wanted no personality. He's Still a teenager in the series so naturally he's thinking about a girl's body before anything.
The adult, not saying sexual necessarily, themes and jokes in shows like this back in the day lets you know how aware and genuinely funny these underrated writers were
He said tall, not an specifict number or to be taller than hi, IF he is tall as and he is 2 cm shorter than him she is still tall, if she is 2cm over than him she is still tall. If he is short af and she is 2 cm taller than him she is still short.
Wow! you would think that aphrodite in any formate would be the MOST vain out of the gods, but this one almost seems annoyed with Hercules adjustment requests, even arguing on certain points. way more modest than I expected.
@@taylorschott4659 I mean to be fair Herc is annoying her for the same reasons other guys were, plus she’s the goddess of Love not the goddess of Lust so she knows this isn’t gonna go the way herc anticipates. And let’s face it, most teenage boys (and some older men) don’t exactly have personality on their minds when it comes to dating.
Yeah teenager romance genre does not help with this either. Like can you describe the personalities of characters from twilight, maze runner and so on... Like Edward? He is uhh... in love he sure is creepily obsessed with Belle Belle? She sure has talent of staring into space.
In some myths, Aphrodite looks like the ideal woman to the person she appears in front of so to everyone saying that "He's describing Aphrodite as his date" could be because Aphrodite manifested as his type of woman in front of him, just saying
I see why later in life he learns to appreciate women who aren’t overly dependent on him like Meg who literally one of the first things she says are “I’m a damsel I’m in distress I can handle this have a nice day”.
Hercules: Curvy? Aphrodite: -_- Hercules: A little more Curvy? Aphrodite: that's curvy enough for you young man Hercules: that's it she's perfect! inside of Hercules' head: MORE CURVY!!!!!!!!!!
Artist: ok, did everything you asked, here you go Simplord Edgelord 401k: hmmmm... i love it, but.. needs more.. nsfw Artist: i did say that i nolonger draw nsfw- Simpquad Edgequad 2by4: IF YOU DON'T DRAW WHAT I WANT THEN I AIN'T PAYING Artist who had already spent time on the commission: *ಠ_ಥ*
@@Zeldafan1ify “hmm the chest needs to be bigger” *draws a them naturally big* “this good?” “Could you make them just a bit bigger?” *draws the chest slightly larger than what would be naturally possible* “is that better?” “I still feel like it could be bigger” *draws the chest very large* “This is pretty big don’t you think?” “Sorry sorry... just a liiiiitle more...” *bazongalonga sized* “do you want them bigger?” “Yes”
Lol just because she’s shorter than him doesn’t mean she’s not tall. Let’s say Hercules is 6 feet, if his date is even just 5’ 10” that makes her tall in comparison to the average women. I think he just meant he likes taller girls, not girls that are taller than me.
Yeah that’ll quickly take a turn for “crazy stalker who will burn your stuff if she loses track of you for five minutes” territory. And nobody wants that shit.
For a guy that's been single my whole life that seems kinda tempting. Like a woman that's head over heels for you and willing to give you everything to make you happy? Sign me up!
@@raffigani8303 he didn't say all gods and goddesses hes just saying zeus has a lot of kids so saying "youre the son of zeus" doesnt narrow down who shes talking about
“Hey wait, you’re like….Zeus’ son right?” Wonder how many different people she greets with that line 🤔
Like half of fucking Greece
I feel like she just say that to everyone, most of the times she is right
Its funny she put it that way given zeus is her dad as well
@@sherk3286 oh shit I forgot didn’t he wanna get with her too tho 🙃
@@matejaborkovic5145 ☠️☠️
"hey wait, you're like, Zeus' son, right?"
she could say that to almost anyone and be right
"hey wait, you're like Zeus' son, right?"
Do you have any clue how little that narrows it down?
@@redplanetstudio7192 i can agree.
You mean which son.of Zeus since Zeus, Poseidon, Apollo, ares Hermes , pan, and Dionysus was smashing anything with a hole
“Hey, you’re Zeus’ kid!”
Aphrodite, you could throw a stone up in the air and it’d hit ten of Zeus’ kids at once.
Yeah, dude left kids all over the place.
I meet a nobleman in Ancient Greece. I flip a coin. Heads, he's Zeus' kid. Tails, Poseidon.
Tall, curvy....curvier...bro was literally just asking for Aphrodite
Funnily enough, in one interpretation of the story I read, Galatea WAS originally a statue of Aphrodite that Pygmalion was in the process of sculpting.
“I really like tall girls”
“A little more curvy”
My man is crushing on Aphrodite
I mean... She is the goddess of love
@@Luaporleafcutterant and beauty.
Snu Snu
@@ricsouza5011, that's Eros.
Sweet home alabama
"You are a son of Zeus and you can't get a date?"
"Yeah, because he took them all!"
And then along came Zeus...
@@magallanesagustin4952 he hurled his thunderbolt!!
@@stonksboinz he zapped
Good one
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Funny how when he’s describing his dream date he’s practically describe Aphrodite 📸
"That's curvy enough for you young man"
If even Aphrodite says this you KNOW you asked for too much
Nobody but Lisa Kudrow could have delivered "hello, her per-son-a-li-ty" so amazingly
I thought this was her!!
I knew it was her voice
Hey it’s Pheobe :D
1:31
I like her read of: “Uh-ok, that’s curvy enough for you, young man!”
“Fighting monsters is easy, getting a date is hard”
The entire population felt that one
Not
Ah yes I beat up Dragons for breakfast.
uhm,, no 💀
and lesbians 😭
What?
"Thats curvy enough for you, young man!"
No babe is allowed to be curvier than Aphrodite.
She’s the only one that has to have the dump truck😂
@@shaungreen2928 Believe it or not, one of Aphrodite's epithets in real life is Kallipygia ("She of the Beautiful Buttocks").
@@shaungreen2928 Aphrodite is… EXTRA T H I C C
He says he likes tall curvy girls, meanwhile he stands next to a tall and obviously curvy woman being Aphrodite. I’m not judging btw just observing
I mean, that's a family member, an aunt I think?
@@savannahgregory3892 He's greek so I'm sure he would still smash
@@savannahgregory3892 alabama=greek
@@savannahgregory3892 your talking about Greek mythology
@@savannahgregory3892 Not to mention Hephaestus would have a thing to say.
Aphrodite: "Who are you?"
Herc: "I'm zeus' kid."
Aphrodite: "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
This meme is good
Heracles: "I'm special because my father is zeus! I'm the child of the king of olympus!"
Apollo, Ares, Artemis, Athena, Dionysus, Hephaestus, Hermes, Lacedaemon Minos, Pandia, Persephone, Perseus: "Καλό αστείο"
@@K.Dayana the 2 best comments in this thread right here XD
Mythologically accurate script
LOL
For all those asking "How does Aphrodite not notice he's describing exactly how she looks is his ideal woman?", she's probably used to being a simp magnet for every living thing around her.
Edit: Christ alive people... 17K likes and, I'm still getting notification emails of replies to this comment 9 months later?!?
and also from what ive heard aphrodite doesnt have a fixed appearance but appears as whatever is most attractive to the beholder
She is the goddess of simps
I mean, Aphrodite is LITERALLY the ideal woman (being a goddess of beauty and all in her home culture) she probably would be surprised if he didn't describe however he saw her...and however he saw her would likely be his personal ideal, but she IS the general ideal even if everyone perceives something different, because thats what gods are.
She is the literal goddess of love. She knows.
Ayo im your 1K
my left ear enjoyed this
so im not the only one
same
LMAO
"That's curvy enough for you, young man!"
I miss kids' shows like this.
My god I never realized how smooth the animations were for this old show especially the facial expressions of Aphrodite
She is perfect!!!!!! S2
Sure. The 'expressions'. Well, those expressions were quite, uh, fluid. It's like the lines were just BOUNCING across her 'face'.
Well the Disney cartoons based on their movies like this and the Aladdin one had very inconsistent animation iirc. Sometimes it was good othertimes it was derp faces and static poses
I suppose that her, bodily movements on her upper torso area were very fluid.
and she got jiggle physics
He was LITERALLY decribing aphrodite
I mean, she IS beauty so...
Rare portrayal of Aphrodite as the voice of reason and deeper than surface level attraction, rather than shallow.
Hercules: “Just make her crazy about me”
Me: you done fucked up son
@ThePreator 11 lol 😂
@ThePreator 11 exactly
Herc: make her crazy about
Me: he done fucked up 😂😂
" *IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT THAT HE KNEW....HE FUCKED UP* "
Been there not worth it when they are the possessive typw
"I really like tall girls"
"curvier"
Herc hinting that he really want Aphrodite
They have the same dad don't they? 😳
@@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy No, Aphrodite was created by Uranus's severed testicles falling into sea foam.
@@r.pizzamonkey7379 Oh good. Then it isn't weird at all.
@@qwertyqwerty-ek7dy Eh, it wouldn't be unusual. They'd only be half siblings, so that's 50% better than Zeus.
@@r.pizzamonkey7379 To be fair with Zeus around anyone could be related to you and you woudn't even know.
Aphrodite: come on now I’m not build a bitch here 🙄
This is the single greatest thing I’ve seen ever
This just popped up on everyone’s recommended
Ye
lol hell yeah
Yup
Ok why is there 69 likes?.
Funny enough I just remembered the Aphrodite theme song and searched the video up.
The fact that Aphrodite is getting annoyed with Hercules's requests hits home as an artist 😫😫😫👏🏾.
LMAO felt that
mood
Same lol
Big facts!
Same
Aphrodite: "Hercules I'm not running a build-a-bitch here."
So did Galatea revert back to a sculpture after prom ended or did they have to *terminate* her?
@@cottonballs185 Not quite. Galatea basically turned out to be a Yandere, thanks to Hercules’ rather shallow criteria. So he dumped her right before the prom. She retaliated by using her shape shifting clay powers to wreak absolute havoc at the prom. Unfortunately for her, the fires hardened her into a lifeless statue. So Aphrodite came down again, and called out Hercules for making Galatea the way she ended up. Hercules admits that he was wrong and asks for Galatea to be reborn as “her own person”. She comes back, Hercules asks for a dance, and she brushes him off, stating that she’s not interested in him. Hercules takes this gracefully, understanding that he probably deserved that after everything. Galatea walks off, presumably to live a normal life (and bone Ajax).
BUILD A BITCH I'm fucking wheezing
This needs more likes
"Build-a-Bitch Workshop™ where all of your dreams COME true"
"Dammit Herc, I ain't running a build-a-bitch."
You cannot have me cackling like a gremlin at 3 am yet here we are 😂
She has jiggle physics bro.
0:53
"Curvy enough for you, young man"
Herc isn't ready for the cake.
You want this Cake?
Herc: I WANT IT!!!
We can always go THICCER!!!
Nice pic
@@Domfass21 THICKER
He can’t handle the thickness
"Tall, curvy, beautiful, and crazy about me"
I'm surprised Aphrodite didn't say "Yup, you're definitely Zeus's kid."
Zeus in Disney is a warm family man. Totally different from “My Libido is Out of Control” mythology Zeus.
@@Jeff_Pryce Eh, I feel like it could have been a fun little nod without tipping the kids off. A guy could dream, though.
"Now whether or not you're Hera's kid..."
@@Jeff_Pryce Well, Hera does fit the bill anyway so they could have done the joke.
@@42Caio As a bonus, she fits the bill in both the show AND the mythology--just with different definitions of "crazy" about him XD
"That's curvy enough for you young man!"
Oh boy, if only the writers back then could see the internet now.
1:16 "Uh OK thats curvy enough for you young man"
Had me dying
I love how passive-aggressive Aphrodite is being here. Just like, low-key calling Herc out on all of his crap. 💜
Yeah!!!!!!
She knows love
@TheProphetOfHate true in the old myths she was a horrible goddess and would make you fall in love with a fire hydrant if she didn’t like you, but she’s also the goddess of love and you need to have a personality to have love
@TheProphetOfHate fair point but this one seems kind and just wants everything to go smoothly
Well how would you feel if you were asked some of this crap by somebody who is technically your great nephew?
"your Zeus' kid right?"
lady you could literally scream that sentence on a crowd of greeks, geese and cows and almost half of then would say "yep.."
Half of Greek mythology
This is a kids show for stupid children so they wouldn’t understand, its fine
@@dingletun The emphasis on the curviness makes me think otherwise
do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
@@Kumorini There's adult humor sprinkled in, but the target audience was definitely children.
“Your like Zeus’s son?” Do you know HOW LITTLE that narrows it down. Half the pantheon is his offspring 😂
Zeus's a hoe
It is kinda funny how gods could greet famous mythological figures like "GREETINGS MORTAL, I AM THE SEA INCARNA--oh, hey, nephew, how's it going?"
“I like tall girls”
Is the same height as Hercules
Ah, ye she's a keeper
tall doesn't necessarily mean 'taller', he could be pretty tall himself here
hes a tall dude
Bro, hercules is 6'8, he got dwayne johnson, but as a girl.
“ Tall” for a girl , is different from being as tall as a guy.
Being an above average female in height is around a medium male build.
The thing really underrated here is that Aphrodite is offended when Hercules doesn't care for her personality. She is the goddess of love, and true love is not about the aesthetic, but about the personality.
Considering how she cheated her husband with Aris, she doesnt give a crap about it either
@@VirtualnomadVirtualnomad I know the Aphrodite of the Greek mith was like that, and that she was the symbol of carnal love, while her son Eros was the symbol of true love, but in a kid's show's context, I find it remarkable that they pointed out the importance of other things other than the appearance, may it be through an "inaccurate" Aphrodite
Isn't she supposed to be more about lust than love though in Greek myth?
She is the goddess of all love. Hence why in some contexts she is a raging bitch who can't accept the idea that anyone is better than her, and yet in others she is a caring mother who protects her kids.
So in this context of the story, she would care about personality because the ship she is about to set sail is going to depend on the two getting along, not just about looks. Particularly since Hercules is the son of Zeus AND Hera, where Hera is a pretty big fan of the whole "marriage is forever."
Yeah Aphrodite is straight lust, not love (born from Uranus’ severed testicles). She would have made the girl as thicc as Herc requested lmao
“That’s curvy enough for you young man”
No god will define my limits
My thoughts exactly. A god of infinite power cannot limit me and the amount of curvy I want!
Especially the son of Zeus who pretty much fucked everything under the sun. 🤣
"Aren't you zeus's son"
"Yeah!"
"Which one?"
"Huh?"
"W H I C H O N E"
"Sigh... the one that mom's trying to kill for some reason. :( "
@@AnimeFan-dj2zz To be fair, if I was Hera and my husband kept sleeping with other women, I'd be mad, but I'd also punish him for once instead of trying to kill the children who literally don't know what's going on.
@@Aerodeth "You mean Hera?"
"Yes"
"So you are Zeus' son that Hera is trying to kill."
"Yes"
"That really doesn't narrow it down at all."
@@CSLucasEpic "Wait. HERA'S your mom?"
"Yeah."
"As in Zeus's wife?"
"Er, yes."
"For real? He actually knocked up his actual wife this time?"
"Um... yeah?"
"Seriously? Youre not of the mistress kids? Youre actually the biological son of Zeus AND Hera? Zeus actually did sleep with her this time?"
"Can we please just talk about helping me find a date for the dance, already?"
@@Aerodeth Ares and Hephaestus: Wait, so we actually have a brother-brother? Like...from both sides?
how was i so obsessed with the hercules movie as a kid and am just now finding out there was a series??
A lot of disney movies got shows that were completely forgotten aboht
There was also a game for the PS1 or 2, which was fun (at least back when I was 8 or something)
Herc forgetting the personality and going for the body? He really is Zeus's kid.
You are far from wrong, my friend
@@guardian6788 In the mythology Zeus raped women left and right. The only good thing about him is he helps heroes (which is still occasional). Despite that, Heracles is chivalrous in the mythology just like the movie and show. It's unfortunate media makes Zeus to be a god of justice and Hades to be evil just because he's the lord of the dead when in reality, Hades didn't do anything horrible to society besides to Theseus and his brother but even then one can argue there's justification because they did wrong to Persephone (Hades' wife).
@@jorgegfigueroa9755 from what i read he chose to stay down there because of what Zeus and the other gods was doing if i not mistaking (correct me if im wrong)
Damn!
Bruh
Honestly, this is my favorite version of Aphrodite
you ever watch Hercules/Xena? That's my favorite version of Aphrodite
Well she isn't starting a war over being called the prettiest and she isn't openly having sex with Ares while married to hephaestus. Not a high bar to pass. The Disney version got rid of every God's flaws and questionable behavior. Except for Hades (arguably the best) who's now just the Devil.
@@stevesmith1383 I have that. Never watched it in the 20 years that I owned it
@@vullord666 Remember the Hades being one of the only most decent if not the good gods in the entire pantheon?
I miss that.
@@Kronosfobi most decent god who kidnap a woman, force her to become his wife and rape her
Yeah decent...
Lisa Kudrow as Aphrodite. Nice choice by the creators
"Oh, wait. You're, like, Zeus' son, right?"
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
He likes tall and curvy women, Herc really is Zeus's son.
His dad doesn't consider women's personalities either...
@@yvetteihemesinwa2981 or opinions, or concent, or species, hell one time he impregnated a woman just by shining a light on her
Thats dumb but ok
You know the real Zeus was a horny moron who hangs out with women while the wife goddess is trying to destroy everything to do with the situation
@@Outlaw7263 And then there was that other time where he impregnated a woman by turning his semen into magic rain
"That's enough curvy for you young man."
Pixar animators : *NO*
This is a very good comment
Kylo Ren: MORE MORE!!
@@Rose-qn2ed they weren’t saying it was
I’ll decide when the curvy ends
Says the curvy woman herself
"Oh wait, you're like, Zeus's son right?" Zeus has like millions of children 😂
Hercules is apparently the only son that matters to Zeus’ friends.
The opening song’s lyric _”and then along came Zeus”_ is pretty much the perfect description of him.
In the Disney universe?
the disney version only has 1
I like the fact that Hercules is looking at her and telling what he wants at the same time, trying to make an Aphrodite II
his cousin do be hot and its not incest if it only looks like your cousin tho the family get togethers will be weird when your brother shows up with a girl that looks exactly like our cousin
How she highlights that personality is important just warms my heart
Personality is more important than looks, just because they look pretty doesn’t mean that they have a nice personality
Everyone is different ^^
@@ValentinaxEdits
Yeah, until you try to use personality and come off as an ugly jackass.
@@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430 please elaborate
Personality is more important, but being attracted to your partner is still very important.
@@davidtucker9498 that is true! People can’t help being attracted to certain things but doesn’t mean for it to be hurtful in a way. But if the person puts being attracted to certain traits to the extreme than that’s a problem.
“That’s curvy enough for you, young man”
Sis, you have a 2 inch waist, don’t even start
Facts
*goddess
She's the love goddess she could be a disfigured mess and still make it work it's aphrodite lol
lmao I thought the joke was that his dream girl was getting too similar to her
@@moonie1825 same lol
Aphrodite is every instagram or beauty influencer ever energy fr
"That's enough curvy for you young man"
Nobody is allowed to be curvier than Aphrodite.
The word that Hercules was tryna say was THICC
Aku: EXTRA THICC!
lol she is thin af like models
@@angelabby2379 a lot of instagram models are fat tho
@@killjoy6391 Instagram models are usually like that. Runway models usually be hella thin but still curvy and beautiful in all the right ways.
EXTRA THICX
"The perfect combination doesn't exi-"
*Lisa Kudrow dubs Aphrodite*
"No-hohoho! Now I can hear her singing 'Smelly Cat'!"
Make her voice deep.
She made him a lobster!
🎶Smelly Hades, Sme-lly Hades, why are you so eviiil?🎶
@@Jeff_Pryce "Artemis, your turn!"
I like how he is basically describing Aphrodite’s when he it describes a woman he wants lol
The story "Pygmalion"(which the ep was based on really and had the title character)had Pygmalion make a statue based on an image of Aphrodite, which she eventually brought to life, so....yeah.
"That’s curvy enough for you, young man."
In other words, nobody is allowed to be more Shapley than Aphrodite.
In other words this is an adult show 💀
Lizzo: 🤨
Wouldn't be a Disney show if she was and so many ppl would of gotten a divorce or killed🤣🤣🤣
More like he's about 14 so he shouldn't be getting with a girl with an adult woman's body.
@@Nocturne22 You do realize that some few teenage girls are early bloomers, right?
The only thing that keeps me confident about being a tall girl is the fact Hercules likes tall girls
Don’t worry, plenty of people like tall girls.
I sure as hell do! Esp tall strong girls, if you're built like an Amazonian or a Norwegian Warrior woman you're definitely my type lol.
@@JaelinBezel I do
I though everyone liked tall girls
What do you mean?! Just look at Lady Dimitrescu. We love tall women, it's just that most men actually lack the self-confidence to date one.
"Your like the son of Zues, right?"
90% of ancient Greece stands up.
Lmao
Hercules was still special among Zeus's illegitimate children in that he also got breast fed by Hera a bit before she changed her mind because the baby bit too hard. The spilled milk formed the milky way. So he made quite the mess
Though in Disney's version he is a legitimate child.
*do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?*
The other 10% are his daughters
Smart joke is best joke XD
"Uh okay- That's curvy enough for you, young man!"
"MOOOOORRRREEE"
I feel like Herc didn't actually want the statue girl...
yeah we know what he was really looking for
Jiggle physics aside, it's actually insane just how well this cartoon from '98 is animated. Head movements, facial expressions, how much everyone is moving instead of just standing there. I know this had Disney money, but not even the best Disney cartoons of today can hold a candle to this.
That's because they're pushing everything to 3d to pump out movies (reusability of the models and assets). Definitely not as much attention to detail and I definitely noticed they're afraid to exaggerate movements and facial expressions due to the aspects of 3d and wanting to make their animation look realistic (at least for Disney). It also might have to do with the modeling and rigging since if you stretch a sculpture it might deform in a really weird way (think ragdolling in any video games). Traditional animation is coming back hard though, especially integration of both 2d and 3d (think Arcane, Klaus, and Bad Guys) due to new programs allowing so. Blender's Grease Pencil is a great example of this.
Boobs that big move. Should we have good secondary animation everywhere but the giant fat sacks hanging from the chest? Why?
For some reason, whether it's old disney cartoons or in anime, I find the hand drawn lends itself a different quality when it comes to representing expressions. A lot more exaggerated, different and stands out as unique. All 3D movie character faces feel sort of "samey" to me e.g. Tangled, Frozen, Moana, Encanto.
The fact that he wanted his date to look like Aphrodite was hilarious 😂
i was gonna say lol might as well have said remake the statue in your image and likeness
and really creepy if you know anything about Greek Mythology
@@darylcorey4562buddy, if you know anything about greek mythology, every adaptation about greek mythology will gets creepy
My left ear enjoyed this
i know. i have to watch it without headphones.
Switch it to mono audio and your problem is solved.
"Hey wait, you're-you're like Zeus' son right" Said Aphrodite *NOT* narrowing down the list of suspects
Anyone else notice he's Basically describing Aphrodite?
There is something meta there, but I think the real take here is he's basically making Meg.
No wonder why, she is H.O.T
Except for the no personality part
@@annabellelewis5962 It's not that he wanted no personality. He's Still a teenager in the series so naturally he's thinking about a girl's body before anything.
@@annabellelewis5962 Yeah.
Everyone is like he's basically describing Aphrodite. Guys...he's describing Meg.😂
Clearly has a type
I mean really he's describing the majority of Greek women lmao.
To be fair, he asked her to be crazy about him. That wasn’t Meg. Herc had to earn that girl, lol.
*roles eyes*
P L E A S E WHEN I FIRST READ THIS I THOUGHT MEGAN THEE STALLION BYEEEE
0:55 Good detail in the animation of Aphrodite
Ha, boob physics
I’m only partially surprised they didn’t add a “boing” sound
@@megamovieman101 If it was an anime if that sound had been heard
"Oh wait, you're like Zeus, son right"
Madame, do you know how little that narrows it down
Lol
The adult, not saying sexual necessarily, themes and jokes in shows like this back in the day lets you know how aware and genuinely funny these underrated writers were
* bites lip* Ohh... school us, daddy.
It's a shame we can't have this funny stuff today. Everything is so restricted now days.
I might just be really stupid but what were the adult themed jokes in this scene?
@@cupcakemcsparklebutt9051 really? The entire clip is keyed towards adult humor.
@@segastars9802 *cough* Gravity Falls *cough*
“I like tall girls”
Bro her eyes still barely meet your chin
But I guess maybe it’s tall for a girl?
@@orchidsarepretty1422 it depends, how tall is Hercules? She is probably a few centimeters/inches smaller than him
Well Aphrodite is taller than him.
@@Wertsir The gods are always drawn bigger than mortals.
He said tall, not an specifict number or to be taller than hi, IF he is tall as and he is 2 cm shorter than him she is still tall, if she is 2cm over than him she is still tall. If he is short af and she is 2 cm taller than him she is still short.
"that's curvy enough for you young man" says the woman with a 6 inch waist and E cups
I think that is where he was going with
I swear she's so pretty and she goes for PERSONALITY-
She's everyone's dream girl
Wow! you would think that aphrodite in any formate would be the MOST vain out of the gods, but this one almost seems annoyed with Hercules adjustment requests, even arguing on certain points. way more modest than I expected.
@@taylorschott4659 I mean to be fair Herc is annoying her for the same reasons other guys were, plus she’s the goddess of Love not the goddess of Lust so she knows this isn’t gonna go the way herc anticipates. And let’s face it, most teenage boys (and some older men) don’t exactly have personality on their minds when it comes to dating.
"just make her.....crazy about me"
Poor choice of words Hercules poor choice of words indeed
Y
@@ladboii2901 she becomes a yandere
Immediate thought was Medea
@@ahmed4363 yep a yandere
@@ahmed4363 I see that as an absolute win
"Her personality?"
"I never thought about that!"
Every teenage boy, basically!
Yeah teenager romance genre does not help with this either. Like can you describe the personalities of characters from twilight, maze runner and so on...
Like Edward? He is uhh... in love he sure is creepily obsessed with Belle
Belle? She sure has talent of staring into space.
@@Veryfreshveryflourish24 she has a very nice knack for.. having the expressions of a watered down radio rebel
Woah not everyone
Wrong.
I neglected to think about a guys personality, but yah.
This is why I’m glad I was taught not to be that shallow by my parents when growing up. Loving someone for just how they look is beyond ridiculous!
0:55 those jiggle physics doe
😉😁😏
No matter the budget, animators always prioritize.
"You're like Zeus' son, right?"
Him and half of Greece.
Yes i saw someone commented that the Greek mythology could have been 10 times shorter if Zeus was a responsible faithful husband😂
Is it just me or the friend of hercules looks like he's trippin balls
I don’t understand what they did to Icarus either man
@@Clicxe The sun fired his brain that's why he looks like that.
Stop bodyshaming him okay, all human beings are beautiful.
@@thesaim1036 LMAO 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Like a wise lord of darkness once said,
*_”Extra THICC!”_*
Aku
More please
In a distant land however
The great man Aku
THE LIKE COUNT IS 666 THIS IS A SIGN YALL
I like this Aphrodite. She's got Sass
She gets tired of everyone’s stuff. So this personality is perfect
Most Aphrodites I've seen in the media have sass. It's mythologically accurate.
Hercules: Fighting monsters is easy. Getting a date is hard.
Me: I feel that, bro... Minus the fighting monsters part, but still.
In some myths, Aphrodite looks like the ideal woman to the person she appears in front of so to everyone saying that "He's describing Aphrodite as his date" could be because Aphrodite manifested as his type of woman in front of him, just saying
Oh Cool
Yeah never thought of it that way lol
She is the goddess of love and beauty after all...safe to say Aphrodite is everyone's type
I loved this show as a kid 🤣 still makes me laugh.
WHATS THIS SHOWW
@@cesarzade Hercules the animated series
m.ruclips.net/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/видео.html
Same 🤣
2:14 me too.
Didn’t know Aphrodite had them jiggle physics!
Them Disney animators we’re having too much fun Lmao
I see why later in life he learns to appreciate women who aren’t overly dependent on him like Meg who literally one of the first things she says are “I’m a damsel I’m in distress I can handle this have a nice day”.
Tall, curvy, is currently crazy about him...hey Meg what's up
...oh snap you're right. XD
plus 1 for Meg
At least he doesn't kill her here.
Maybe this was before Meg?
True, that is until Hera makes him go crazy and he accidentally kills Meg and his two children.
"Hellooo, her personality?"
" Oh yeah I guess I didn't think about that."
Freaking Teenagers I swear.
Typical..... 😒😑
I know... Lo se.....
Women dont usually have those tho
@@BurntToast2305 only the ones who grew up with horrible families don't have a personality
@@eridanampora3024 your telling me cardi Bs dad was abusive?
@@BurntToast2305 most likely
"Uh okay- That's curvy enough for you, young man!" 😆😆😆
Hercules: Curvy?
Aphrodite: -_-
Hercules: A little more Curvy?
Aphrodite: that's curvy enough for you young man
Hercules: that's it she's perfect!
inside of Hercules' head: MORE CURVY!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like she's channeling artists doing commissions.
*"Sir, you are the creator of SEX!"*
Artist: ok, did everything you asked, here you go
Simplord Edgelord 401k: hmmmm... i love it, but.. needs more.. nsfw
Artist: i did say that i nolonger draw nsfw-
Simpquad Edgequad 2by4: IF YOU DON'T DRAW WHAT I WANT THEN I AIN'T PAYING
Artist who had already spent time on the commission: *ಠ_ಥ*
"Bigger wolf pp"
"But..."
"Here's another $100"
Lmaaaaaaaao
@@Zeldafan1ify “hmm the chest needs to be bigger”
*draws a them naturally big* “this good?”
“Could you make them just a bit bigger?”
*draws the chest slightly larger than what would be naturally possible* “is that better?”
“I still feel like it could be bigger”
*draws the chest very large* “This is pretty big don’t you think?”
“Sorry sorry... just a liiiiitle more...”
*bazongalonga sized* “do you want them bigger?”
“Yes”
Hercules: I like tall girls.
*Date is shorter than him.*
Lol just because she’s shorter than him doesn’t mean she’s not tall. Let’s say Hercules is 6 feet, if his date is even just 5’ 10” that makes her tall in comparison to the average women. I think he just meant he likes taller girls, not girls that are taller than me.
@@Gravityper yeah, Hercules is a demigod so he is probably taller than most humans
I think he meant tall girls in taller than most girls, not taller than him.
@@Gravityper I guess that makes sense.
Sad how such a lame comment gets hundred of likes
GenZ standards I guess
Aphrodite was fr the best character, perfect casting too
Are we not gonna talk about the jiggle physics in a DISNEY CHANNEL SHOW
0:53
Word of advice. Never create a woman who's crazy about you. That goes bad, fast.
Yeah that’ll quickly take a turn for “crazy stalker who will burn your stuff if she loses track of you for five minutes” territory.
And nobody wants that shit.
They say don’t stick your dick in crazy but it’s so tempting.
The same in Batman Beyond!
For a guy that's been single my whole life that seems kinda tempting. Like a woman that's head over heels for you and willing to give you everything to make you happy? Sign me up!
........ Soooo apparently "Simps for Yanderes" are a thing nowadays...
"You're the son of Zeus?"
Why? Like, is that hard? Basically everyone in Greek mythology is the son of Zeus.
Actually, No. Not all God, Goddess, etc. are created from/by zeus... for example: Aphrodite, poseidon, Hera..
What like it's hard
She thought that they were mortal, not gods
@@raffigani8303 all the ones you named were his siblings
@@raffigani8303 he didn't say all gods and goddesses hes just saying zeus has a lot of kids so saying "youre the son of zeus" doesnt narrow down who shes talking about
suddenly everyone finds this video after 6 years
U-uh..
Yea
The algorithm is a wonderful thing
"fighting monsters is easy, getting a date is hard."
this quote finds itself with alot of depth
“you’re like the son of zeus right?” honey, that REALLY doesn’t narrow it down much.
It only narrows it down to about 99.8 percent of the population of greece
If I had a penny for every time "your zeus' kid" was applicable, I would look a hell of a lot like an Athenian alliance fund.
@@nauticalfish2008 yeah...
Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!
@@ultimatebishoujo29 Aristotle looks just like Zeus.
Honestly, why not just ask Aphrodite? She is tall and curvy as well.
Tbh, that's a good question
ThomasFan 1945 She's married and it's her festival. It would be like coming as a guest to an award ceremony your hosting
Exactly!
Because she is his sister?
@@radioactivebirdj.1845 well she’s married to Hephaestus but she runs around with Ares all the time
He wanted a very Tall and Curvy woman.
This man wanted aphrodite herself.
Bruh.
I mean, who doesn't?
"Ah, okay. So, beautiful and crazy about you? Good. Diggin' deep, huh?"
Got a good laugh out of that. 🤣