I once saw a giraffe take a shit, like a waterfall of golfball sized poo balls hitting the floor of the exhibit like machinegun fire. One of my most memorable times at a zoo.
A childhood memory of hippos at the zoo was a hippo exploding for several minutes straight… walked away and came back and it was still going… I was shocked
@@noebiden1050 so basicaly if a poo is liquid you have diarrhea? Damn go learn some facts buddy. Diarrhea is caused by a bacteria or some sort of virus while liquid poo is basically just you drinking way too much water which makes your poo liquid 🙄
My latest watching history from the past 5 mins: Seal looks at man and farts, horse farts and scares itself and kids, llama spits on boy, and now this. ...yeah idk either👁️👄👁️✌🏾
In the modern era, this video probably would be called something like “NEAR MISS!!!! HIPPO TAKES GIANT DUMP AND ALMOST HITS ME!!! NOT CLICKBAIT,” have a photoshopped thumbnail, and would be 10+ minutes long, with most of that time being some jackass playing fortnite and trying to get people to “find” the *GoLDeN LikE BuTtoN* It was truly a different time back then lol
I love how the hippo just casually takes a shit like that; if this were a human, then (s)he would be like "dammit, I must find a restroom, and fast", but the hippo is just like "I will take a shit here", lol.
Dogs are the same way. I remember a local minor league baseball team running one of their Bark at the Park promotionals. They invited people to bring their dogs to the game for some 7th-inning-stretch canine fun, and sure enough, one of the dogs took a shit on the infield with everyone watching him.
At least he had the decency to exit the community pool before he blitzkrieg'd his entire colon.
FACTs lol
Lol
Just spit out my water haha
what does blitzkrieg mean
@@amir-bz2he its a type of german attack from ww2
I've never seen a tail used as a windshield wiper before.
I'M DEAD LOOOLLL
Lmfaooooo
Ha that’s so funny
He's 'mucking' hippos do that when they want to tell something to piss off. Probably irritated at the crowd.
Hippos spread their poop around to mark their territory boundaries and to attract females.
"Hippo gets explosive diarrhea"
36 million people: *Now THIS is something I need to see!*
*35 million people
@@IAMJACKED*40 million people.
I am from the future.
I don't know why I even clicked on this video.
@@user-jz2ox5xz9x human nature, curiosity got the best of you.
Me too @@user-jz2ox5xz9x
I love how he uses his tail to wipe the mess like a car windshield wiper lol.
I wonder if people watching this got anything?
They use it to spread their shit and sent, so the other animals know whos the boss
meatshield wiper
this is actually an intimidation strategy
@@WhipLash2457 Well, if it is it works, I feel shit intimidated.
There's two type of people ...
"EEWWW"
"YEAAHHH'
I'm the YEAAHHH person
Can I be both of them
@@kat_4_life254 fuck yeeah🤟🏻
I’m both lmao
YEAAAAH
I must say, Taco Bell’s new advertising campaign is rather strange.
😂😂😭
Omg true lol
You actually made me laugh out loud
DUDE STOP MAKING ME LAUGH IMA WAKE EVERYONE UP
XD
The silent fart that was supposed to happen during the exam:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Hippo gets explosive diarrhea"
Over 34 Million People :
*"I N T E R E S T I N G..."*
I’m in for the duration.
It is tho
Amazing what people are interested in
Man: “holy crap”
Hippo about 30 seconds later: “well ok then”
LMAO
Bruh moment
Ironically, that is the unholiest crap I've ever seen
This ain't holy chief
Literally 99% won’t see this but god bless you and be safe duringg these times I’m struggling to hit 10k with notis❤️
Male hippo: *splat his sh*t*
Humans: Disgusting 🤮
Female hippo: Moto moto likes me ❤
LMFAO
LMAO male hippo: OH NO MOMMY I HAD BAD DIARRHEA IN THE SAND
LMAO
Moto moto..... BAHAHAHAHAHA
PLS
“Hold on bro, I gotta go to the bathroom.”
(Twenty minutes later)
The homie: “bro you good?”
The homie in the bathroom:
i remember watching this when i was like 7 years old with my friend and it became an inside joke till we never saw eachother again LOL
reach out to your freind
that's sad
@@ZycL0n33 i forgot who it was now
Hippo: shits after getting out of the water.
Human: ewwwww
Also human : * pee in pool*
Except pee is sterile.
@@yourerightimwrong4567 u think so?
@@yourerightimwrong4567 btw I like that u have your girlfriend's name in your username
@@yourerightimwrong4567 huh no buddy......read your textbook again
Nice to see you in this comment section also 😱😱😱 algorithm brought us together ☺️🃏🃏
*reads title*
me: disgusting
also me: clicks
Me: disappointed. That wasn't explosive
@@barbarapearson1653 huh?! So you wanted the dude to nuke the whole place dammit😭
@@brilliance381 it would have been awesome though
Same
Yep my thought was “ew I am not going to watch that nah I’m going to watch it” 😂
There's nothing like the love and loyalty of these animal friends. This video warms my heart
It warmed his ass too
🤖
🫂
What in the-
but he sh*t his pants 💀
Guy: holy crap, you are huge
Hippo: did someone say "huge crap"?
“I like em big, I like em chunky”
I wanna play in the hay
I don’t like them pooping
if you comments, you don't understand the joke.
Moto moto ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱
Lmao wow😂
The sense of joy and pride in the man's voice is truly awe inspiring lol
I GOT THAT ON VIDEO LOL
Boys will be boys lol
@Rik Mehta hell is hot
@Rik Mehta don't worry if you not satisfied by you wife than cheating is OK .
Man that inspires us .
It’s the fact that I saw this in my recommended and I clicked on it immediately.
Wait same tho-
Bet that's the last time that hippo has taco bell for lunch.
Leaked Footage of Moto Moto After Taco Bell [Colorized]
this tape is so legit
BDHBDUENJS
I LIKE EM BIG I LIKE EM CHUNKY
Edit: im actally surprised that people liked my reply
KALAKOK GAMING faxxs 😂🤣😂🤣
I like em big I like em chunky I like em big and really plump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃😜😃🤪🤪😃😜😜😃😁😁😆😁😆😆😀😀😄😮😮😮🙂🙂☺️☺️😵😵😵😵😵😝😝😝😉🦖🙃😊🥰😌😆😵😆😵😵😵😵🙂🤨😂😍😂🤨🙂😍🤩😒😏🤓😎
“I’m gonna put my quarantine time to good use and be super productive.”
*A few weeks later*
Moto Moto pooping
@@buckythekiller5969 yep lol
Bet at the time of this comment you thought it would be over soon. At least if you are from the U.S.
Nah, imma bruh girl this crap funny
You watched a hippo take a big sh*t
_"Hey Bill, you might wanna get out of the hot tub, pronto."_
_"Why, Bob?"_
_"You don't wanna know."_
Jensen: It smells like sulphur.
Jared: i ate some Sulphur for lunch.
Moto Moto:Oh hey babe *Shits agressively*
Lmao underrated
😂
I’m crying
LMFAO UNDERRATED
It do be like that tho
Welcome back to another episode of "Where have RUclips recommendations taken me today?"
Aahhh yes lovely aint it ☺️
Hahah i searched up
I searched for this 😳
oh no, my good sir. I searched for this video.
Lol
Hippo takes a shit ...
35 million people: Yes !
youtube algo thought i need to see some explosive diarrhea on a friday night while enjoying cold beer
This is one of those videos where you start laughing before the event actually happens
Well shit happens
@@duannefr I was wheezing like 10 minutes straight
True
@@KASLY07 the title is like a punchline in itself
OMG TOOO same mannnn!!!!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥
This is how male hippos attract females and claim their territory. Imagine if men did this 😂 “hey girl, wanna go out with me” SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!!!
Lmao it be like this sometimes
I do that and it works.
Wait yall dont do that?
@@superking5586 yeah why dont you guys do that
lol thanks for the chuckle
I love that guy who says’I CAUGHT IT ON VIDEO😂😂😂
Hippo in communal pool -
" We don't poop here, we poop over there."
Communal pool has NON-
pooping section.
"Should I click it?"
My brain: no
My eyes: no
My fingers: yes
edit: wow how did such an unfunny comment blow up this much
Same
Same
same
Same
Same
Its 3am and i'm watching a hippo taking a dump.. What the fuck am i doing with my life
1:45 for me, fam.
same 😭
ikr
Me too buddy, but I got here from a wierd post a freind on FB posted and ended up at this
5am here 😂😂
“We’ll have flying cars in 2024!”
2024:
2010, more like XD
The funniest part is when the second hippo is coming out the water and you can tell his knees are weak.
When you've been holding it in all day at school and you finally get home
why is this so relatable
Shhhhhhh
Omfg😭😭
This is very relatable
😭
All other ladies in the background..."ewwwwww"
And the guy recording it "YAAAAAAAAH"😂😂😂
The cameraman’s into this kind of sh
(! -!)
@@Lil72722 literally
@@Lil72722 🤣🤣💧
XD
He was so proud of the moment he caught the act on camera😂
That hippo got the whole bakery.
Seriously, he’s never out of chocolate cake.
It's mind boggling to know that these hippos can run faster than most of us watching this video
True
I married my wife cuh she has short legs , can't run away from me ..
Not sure this morbidly obese versions in captivity could manage normal hippo speed.
Not most ALL
Dude most of us? I think full grown hippos are faster than all the human race!
Title: Hippo gets explosive diarrhea
28.8 Million people: *I N T E R E S T I N G*
I'm two of them.
I’m three of them
Dark Gaming6009 that ain’t something you say your two of you know
Dark Gaming6009 sure
@@randomdachshund2452 quick we must delete our comments for the chain
You’re laughing? The hippo has diarrhea and you’re laughing? Me too!
i'm watching this while on the toilet myself. talk about a 4D experience
This guy waited his whole life for this moment...Just hear his excitement in his laughter
Yes. Feel the awe and the divine glory ! This is what we few chosen live for !
It went viral and now he is making adsense. He made it!
yes
He waited his whole life to capture a hippo’s diarrhea
Lol,🤣🤣🤣
difference between man and woman: woman: "eeeww!" man: "I got that on video!"
userdetails1 I’m a girl and imma like this and save in on mah playlist :3
Every girl ever: OwO.
your mom 0:01
😂
@@eletricaloutlet6402 Am I supposed to laugh?
"I got that on video!" Lol, what an accomplishment.
Bro was liking that a lil too much 😂😂😂😂
Lol ikr and dang it flew by already 13 years
I see that RUclips's algorithm has brought us all together to watch this video.
Can you think of something original, please?
@@Mikigami sorry not all of us can be as creative as you the almighty God of creation
Nice pfp
Thats the best picture of sal
i wanna eat the diarrhea its good to eat that explosive diarrhea it looks delicious
It’s 2:54 am and I just watched “hippo with explosive diarrhea” …… I’m clearly living my best life right now.🥴
😄
That is the best life for sure
Hahahahahaha.....
Same here!
I just read your comment, and it was ALSO 2:54 for me. My mind is blown. Also, I should go to sleep.
Smarter than most humans, he left the water first...
The amount of times i watches this is actaully hilarious😂
I think Moto Moto likes you..Here he com-..maybe later
Here it comes
I can’t believe that trend was 4-6 months ago, time goes by fast.
Wow madagascar thats sad moto moto
You forgot ah lil too much
Kokichi Ouma stfu
Us: Ew, that's disgusting I ain't watching this.
Our brains: *WE MUST*
Hi ochoco uraraka... How's your boyfriend deku doing?
How was it gross?
I don’t think it’s disgusting
me thinking about poo after this
When the left brain and right brain are in a feud
*”taco tues hit different” 🌮 - MELL DUNEY 616*
The Hippo managed to respect the other hippos personal space and do his business
After a night of both Taco Bell & Chipotle... Me Too Hippo.... Me Too...
Second
I mean he's not wrong lol
Look this boi got his taco
Man your everywhere lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
Woman: "Ewww nooo gross"
The guys: "YEAH I got that on video!!"
lel
Dude you got the whole squad laughing 😐
@@azure2302 straight face emoji tho
@@azure2302 woman detected
By far the funniest thing about this video lmfao
Thank you, the algorithm for this gem
Mom: What are you doing instead of studying?
Me: Nothing,, just a hippo with Xplosive diarrhea
Oh god we need tons of toilet paper
We are out now sry lol
😂😂😂😂
Do you know that's not going to happen
The story of 2020
So this explains the toilet paper shortage of 2020
Hipo gets explosive diarrhea*
30 million people: INTERESTING
You’re not funny. 😐
@@Downperk I didn't asked you
@@TocinoMX_ literally it’s so overused
@@Downperk nobody asked you :v
@@Downperk go play Roblox. surely that's a lot of fun for you :v
That hippo's face has "I'm gonna brown" written all over it.
*this is absolutely* -great- *_amazing_*
This is one of the best taco bell commercials I've seen in a whileb
LOL YES
Lmfaooo
Lmao
I was eating ;(
P _P just don't eat too much
He depleted Taco Bell’s entire food storage.
I was thinking "who gave him taco bell". Well done, sir
@@derrickbird9676 Thanks.
he depleted all of the supplies to be sent to taco bell
The fact that we clicked on this video 😂
Me: 🤢
My colon: it's time for taco boost
I love how he's like "yeeaaahhh!" Like it was the ONLY reason he was recording was to get footage of hippo diarrhea.
😂😂😂😂
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
your mom 0:01
I once saw a giraffe take a shit, like a waterfall of golfball sized poo balls hitting the floor of the exhibit like machinegun fire. One of my most memorable times at a zoo.
@Interstellar Overdrive Better than spending hours on Pornhub looking for that perfect video.
I love how everyone else is completely disgusted and he's like "YEAH I GOT IT ON VIDEO" XD
Lol
There are some weird fetishes :3
***** nope lol
me too
Snorlz Snorly I love your comment!
Exactly like the 'joke' about Wisconsin guys' last words - "watch this"!!
A childhood memory of hippos at the zoo was a hippo exploding for several minutes straight… walked away and came back and it was still going… I was shocked
I can't believe 30 million people have seen this in their reccomended and proceeded to click it
I'd imagine just how pissed its group if the hippo released its *Mentos+Coke taco bell intestinal cocktail* near them
Everyone: This is the worst zoo experience ever
Guy filming the video: *This is the best zoo experience ever*
Fun Fact: This is how hippos mark their territory. The windshield wiper tail is so they can spread the scent further.
ah yes, the perfect content to see while eating.
He actually doesn’t have diarrhea he is just marking his territory that’s how hippos do it. I know. It’s gross.
Thanks for the fact 🙃
Nah dude he had to much taco bell
He's poo is liquid meaning his has diarrhea
@@noebiden1050 so basicaly if a poo is liquid you have diarrhea? Damn go learn some facts buddy. Diarrhea is caused by a bacteria or some sort of virus while liquid poo is basically just you drinking way too much water which makes your poo liquid 🙄
@@imaburnttoast9336 xD ikr
0:08 dude predicted what's coming
this is an underrated comment
“human gets explosive vomit”
you wanted a hippo getting explosive diarrhea, you got a hippo getting explosive diarrhea. this is why i love decade+ year old videos on youtube
My latest watching history from the past 5 mins: Seal looks at man and farts, horse farts and scares itself and kids, llama spits on boy, and now this.
...yeah idk either👁️👄👁️✌🏾
Damn i watched all those
😆
Bruh I literally watched all of those
@@mickey5712 😈😈😈
Hoooow!!!!! i swear thats exactly my history 5mins ago.
Is it Less than a minute : check
Does it have a short title : check
An awful thumbnail : check
*Yes this is quality content*
In the modern era, this video probably would be called something like “NEAR MISS!!!! HIPPO TAKES GIANT DUMP AND ALMOST HITS ME!!! NOT CLICKBAIT,” have a photoshopped thumbnail, and would be 10+ minutes long, with most of that time being some jackass playing fortnite and trying to get people to “find” the *GoLDeN LikE BuTtoN*
It was truly a different time back then lol
we need more of this content
Random uploader: Check ⛄
Well shit happens
Its amazing how tiny their legs are
The absolute pinnacle of content on RUclips
It is the best content
Fun fact : Nobody searched for this video.
Fun fact : Shut the fuck up
i did
Fun fact : this is the most overused comment in RUclips.
I searched
Fun fact: No one asked.
Why the hell I am watching this xD
+Scarlett Bear Because you like Hershy's Chocolate !!!
rbagel55 x'D
I
per 65421
Alaski The Animatronic Wolf
But that looks more like a chocolate
milkshake ----- mmmmm !!!1
Ewww
Legend says he is stilling having diarrhea to this day
Legend for capturing this, the only thing missing is David Attenborough’s clinical commentary in moments like this
"Call an ambulance please."
"I have a bad case of diarrhea."
I am glad I am not the only one who thought about that lmao
Wait what is that from?
@@fluffykitty3635 a weird youtube video which is apparently an english teaching japanese tv show. search up "i have a bad case of diarrhea" 💀
@@xhalfltm Ok, thank you. 😊🐱🦊🐩🐺🐇🐹🐾💖
HAHAHAHHA I saw that once in my yt recommendations XD
Teacher: how tough are you
Me:eating while watching this
@U . F . O Maybe a P.E. teacher or something... Or maybe he was being scolded, and it was a sarcastic question.
👏👏👏
Wow
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE TOO TOUGH FOR THIS WORLD
Yeah...even I am eating while watching dis🤢🤢
Such a well put together story, 11:28 made me cry tears of amazement on how amazing, cool, and inspiring this story was. Truly a masterpiece.
Ello
What
Bot
@@MrG0IdFish he is not a bot. he is a Human on the internent.
Hol up
I'm saving this video for a _special_ usage.
When you just came out of shower and shit kicks in.
Worst feeling
And then you feel like you need another shower! 😆
That's why you wash your ass with water.
The fact that this was on my recommended and I clicked it 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Same lol
A gacha oh no
@@MosinMan12 what’s wrong with that?
@@fiarkumbreon4832 a lot
@@MosinMan12 like....?
"Yeeah I got this on video..."
I love how the hippo just casually takes a shit like that;
if this were a human, then (s)he would be like "dammit, I must find a restroom, and fast", but the hippo is just like "I will take a shit here", lol.
Dogs are the same way. I remember a local minor league baseball team running one of their Bark at the Park promotionals. They invited people to bring their dogs to the game for some 7th-inning-stretch canine fun, and sure enough, one of the dogs took a shit on the infield with everyone watching him.
I love how he zooooomed in on it. OUTSTANDING.
Sir? Um... okay then
Brilliant cinematography
@Rik Mehta 😂😂she has been cheating on you before the marriage even happened lad
@Rik Mehta this is what we live for bruh ! Respect!
'recommended for you'
Thanks youtube
Yet we clicked it anyway.
*Wheezing*
Hamsterwheel It’s your fault, pooboi.
Hamsterwheel exactly what happened to me but as paleface171 said..
*yEt We CLiCkEd iT aNyWaY.*
lol
Hippo:I knew it was a bad idea to eat that Vindaloo!
Him : Holy crap!! You are huge
Her : Ahahahhahhhh