My dumb superpower is that I can always accurately judge what size Tupperware leftovers will exactly fit in. The skill does not extend to any other situation in life...literally only to leftovers going into Tupperware lmao.
Same! My dad and i can both do this and mom never ceases to be amazed. -That won't all fit in there. - It will. (Scoop, scoop) See, a little space left at the top. -I can never figure out how you do that! Meanwhile, I'm amazed by Mom's ability to know whether THESE bags will fit in the trunk of THAT rental car, AND how to load them in so that will happen. Sheer magic.
I can tell when the pizza delivery guy is coming up to the door before anybody else. Ok, my cat alerts me but everyone else thinks I’m the one with the bionic hearing :-)
As a mom my superpower is to stand next to my hubby or kids when they ask me to help them find something and it magically appears right under their noses!
#MyDumbSuperpower I can relate any real life situation to Brooklyn nine nine, and then can over explain it so that everyone who didn’t know what I was talking about still won’t know what I’m talking about
omg, so me I have to think about an argument and think of what I should have said or should say but it never comes out the way I want until after I think about it
#MyDumbSuperpower is I can come up with a smart ass answer to a problem, and the other person would say that it was a good idea. Stop taking me seriously.
You know who I feel bad for? The Roots. They have to sing the Hashtags intro LIVE. Every. Single. Time. You know they probably go home and sing it in the shower, make up fake verses and start playing it in their head every time someone says the word "hashtag". They've probably banned all of their family members from saying it ever again at this point.
Mine is being employed in the same real estate industry kind of job for more than 25 years, being told constantly how valuable I am, depended upon for millions of dollars in transactions, and I can make the same money working at freaking TARGET 😡
know your worth. find somewhere else that pays you for what you're really worth. if they arent compensating you monetarily they are taking advantage of you, not valuing you.
1:08 - The "coming up with comebacks 2 weeks later" is so me lol💀😂
My guy a bot has copied u.... ur the chosen one
Lol all of us introverts are in the same boat!
The jerk store called and they’re running out of you!
My dumb superpower is that I can always accurately judge what size Tupperware leftovers will exactly fit in. The skill does not extend to any other situation in life...literally only to leftovers going into Tupperware lmao.
Same! My dad and i can both do this and mom never ceases to be amazed. -That won't all fit in there.
- It will. (Scoop, scoop) See, a little space left at the top.
-I can never figure out how you do that!
Meanwhile, I'm amazed by Mom's ability to know whether THESE bags will fit in the trunk of THAT rental car, AND how to load them in so that will happen. Sheer magic.
When I was a boy my mom hosted Tupperware parties in the 1970s. To this day I have a weird knowledge of vintage Tupperware for a man my age.
I used to have the same superpower but I now have a teen so no more leftovers! 😜
That's a great one to have!!
Love it
These were all good ones!
These are hilarious. Love the banter between Jimmy and Higgins.
Those were GREAT hashtags!! Hilarious and unique!! 👏👏💯
Jimmy is so musically gifted - and always up to date on the latest!
I can tell when the pizza delivery guy is coming up to the door before anybody else. Ok, my cat alerts me but everyone else thinks I’m the one with the bionic hearing :-)
As a mom my superpower is to stand next to my hubby or kids when they ask me to help them find something and it magically appears right under their noses!
I LOVE YOUR PEEWEE IMPRESSION!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
The Best1 was the Comebacks after 2 weeks ! Relatable AF!
Thank you!!
Love Hashtags! I can also tell the difference between "ice ice baby" and "under pressure'. I think a lot of people can. 😄
Anyone over 40 can tell, everyone under don't give a shit
i seriously thought it was the same i thought he paid to use the beat🤭
@@telikaandfam oh he paid.. Ice paid like 4Mill for joint rights to "Under Pressure" when Queen sued him.
@@TheJoyBinkley wow!
I KNEW Higgins was going to make that pork comment as soon as Jimmy read that one! Lol 😄
#MyDumbSuperpower I can relate any real life situation to Brooklyn nine nine, and then can over explain it so that everyone who didn’t know what I was talking about still won’t know what I’m talking about
The seeing house numbers one!!! 3:03....oh man that would be amazing to have lmao
Btw it's been 4 and a half years since i subscribed it's good to see you still putting smile on people's faces 😊💖
This is my favorite one so far! 😂
I can find lost Lego Bricks in the dark with my feet... Only in the dark!
Sounds like a very painful superpower
Hitchens defibrillated the mood in that room. Love when they banter, more please!!
Darn, Higgins missed a good one when he could have said said a good 'barkin'', instead of bargain about the dog food lol
I was like throwing-head-back laughing hard at these 😂😂 and HIGGINS!!!😂😂
Yes my favorite
"under pressure"
True
And fucking annoying
Vanilla Ice is 🤢 like diet 🍨
The Pee Wee Herman was SO on point 🤣
I love the teenage respond to his mom that's the funniest one Jimmy
I find 4-leaf clovers - like all the time.
That’s a great one! I’ve broken tons of mirrors lol
Stuck at home with COVID, and this is the first few laughs I've had in days! Thank you!!!
He did pee wee almost too good...
My dumb superpower is coming up eith great ideas in the shower and forgetting then as soon as I get out
My super power is attracting all of the screaming toddlers at Walmart. Wherever I go, they follow.
Stop giving them all that candy!
My dumb superpower is that I can walk from point A to point B without getting rained on.
WoW 1:34 My teenager and I have had numerous discussions about this.
#mydumbsuperpower is that I can close my eyes and make my world go dark.
Hello Jimmy!
This was sweeteeeeeet. And that ssssssssssssss girl.
And that Under Pressure comparison resonated with me. What?
Anyway, I am 67 and have seen things.
I love Higgins!
omg, so me I have to think about an argument and think of what I should have said or should say but it never comes out the way I want until after I think about it
Jimmy's Peewee is spot on! :-D
1:09 that's me 😂😂 (not actually me you know what i mean)
Haha that’s actually my hashtag!
Good morning, I greet you from Bogota.

I pull my own pork all the time!! Love Higgins!!!
# I have the uncanny ability to find the grocery cart with the broken wheel EVERY TIME, without fail.
I go back and change it out lol never again!
Jimmy Fallon hashtag awesomeness job
Mine is just listening to my friend talking about he's crush and nodding my head like i care 😅
'He's crushed' or 'his crush'?
"...when I'm alone" killed me!
Ever notice how kansasbradbury always gets a shout on most of these # bits
Best one in a while
I can always tell if it's going to rain but only if it's going to rain
I can tell snow!
Good video
I ❤️ Higgins
I can relate to the checkout line one.
I can defuse any tense situation using humor.... Batman ain't got s*** on me!
Lol 🤣 This was funny
I ❤ Higgins!
I can be stopped at every single stop light.
I have the ability to answer my phone 4:02 😅 without putting my glasses on.
losing things is my dumb super power!!😄
Best Hashtags ever 😂
Great video ⭐⭐
No „I can make the air stink“? I‘m a little bit disappointed. 😉
It would be nice if the sent the cards to an at home fan!
good times
#MyDumbSuperpower is I can come up with a smart ass answer to a problem, and the other person would say that it was a good idea. Stop taking me seriously.
Dammit Man, and his sidekick Shit
We need more Pee Wee!
Soda
Peewee Herman 😂
vanilla explained the difference at the time :))
I become invisible to other people but only when I don't want to be
Here's mine: I can tell if room temperature water used to be cold water.
I can tell when a drink was in a paper cup at one point
I’ve been pulling my own pork for 30 years now 🙃
wonderful impression of the pee wee
So cool lol
When I go to Target I buy what I need not what I don't need. Jmo!
You know who I feel bad for? The Roots. They have to sing the Hashtags intro LIVE. Every. Single. Time. You know they probably go home and sing it in the shower, make up fake verses and start playing it in their head every time someone says the word "hashtag". They've probably banned all of their family members from saying it ever again at this point.
One of the 1st
wow!!! first time ever!!! where i didn't say to EVERY hashtag..." that didn't happen"
Did anyone here his Peewee laugh turn into Krusty the Clown? @4:30
PERFECT Pee Wee LOL.
Only a very few people got Quest reference lol
I can drive past a train wreck without slowing down to see it.
😂
Oh my goodness jimmy. that peewee voice!
1:33 Shoulda shown the guy playing the bass parts.
*Cuz it has the extra "Tng", it's not the same...* @1:47
I can also pick the slowest line always. I also have the ability to pick the most f'kup shopping cart, it may look new but trust me it is f'kup
Mine is being employed in the same real estate industry kind of job for more than 25 years, being told constantly how valuable I am, depended upon for millions of dollars in transactions, and I can make the same money working at freaking TARGET 😡
know your worth. find somewhere else that pays you for what you're really worth. if they arent compensating you monetarily they are taking advantage of you, not valuing you.
@@bigmattwheel Very true!!!!
I went in a 10 items or less aisle and the Cashier said I had too many items. I had 9 items.
Me encanto.justicia
Que simpatia adorável!
PeeWee was on point🔥
Bruh, they seriously went with #mydumbsuperpower for the one hero who FAMOUSLY DOESNT HAVE ANY?!
Cross between peewee and Keanu...
PeeWee Herman teen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can eat an onion like an apple. 😶
My dad could to
That's why the name :)
*Clever*
Like on Better Things 🥲
Posted 17 seconds ago. Wow first time the posted time for a video was under a min.
So.... Batman doesn't have a super power. He's just rich
Ivan make a whole bunch of people disappear.. I close my eyes and I can't see them anymore.
Ffs the first one is easy if you are poor
IT'S A FUCKIN NUMBER SIGN!
#hashtag
I have the ability to gain weight just by looking at food.
I can put people to sleep. Mostly by talking about Shakespeare.