“Bro, How Do You Know You’re Not Gay?” - Jason Cheny - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024
- Jason Cheny wonders how to know if you’re gay, explains why he’s big on positive reinforcement and shares how the suicide hotline helped him in the weirdest way.
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hes so funny in a chill kind of way. he keeps getting funnier. the laughs at the end killed me too damn someone was GONE
Reminds me of that one lady who laughs like dolphin.
Jeff arcuri's show, I think.
"I have a wife, she's real"😂
She's a Canadian supermodel.
One "Ha" for you
The build up for the fingers up the butt punchline…holy hell, made me laugh out loud so hard, the entire bus just looked at me like I was crazy.
Turned into a zucchini in the end 😅
“Because I’m open minded!”
hooomg hahahaaa "open mind, open oyster, open ass."
idk how he got on this but i love they way he's smashed these particular things together for this set. it seems so perfect somehow.
Crowd has poor energy. This guy is FANTASTIC at his job
The, "I'm not bicurious I'm just a straight guy curious about the bi" and the suicide jokes were hilarious lol.
Ima straight guy
@@theawesomest2850cool dude
He just kept getting funnier and funnier
So he still ended not funny?
@@hijinks21naw, think he exploded finally
It's a slow burn with him. I like it! 😀
Lubed up
No he did not
"Three time is too much." 😅😅😅 PERFECTION.
The way he says whites takes me the hell out it’s so funny
“…And then you have the WHAAAAAYTSSS”
The HWATS. He’s so right.
ikr
“And that to me was the lube” the delivery of that was so funny lmao
He was absolutely hilarious. I was not expecting him to be funny all the way through. Loved it 😂
Why?
Bruh watch his skit the one on Laugh factory. I was dying!
This is solid comedy. A lot of people won’t understand some things cuz it’s not spoonfed, and he definitely gets funnier and funnier!
perfect timing for dropping "i'm a straight guy" in the bit
I dont think enough people caught the zuchinni line
A lot of his jokes are slow burns with low-key build ups. It's a great set. But i do think it slips by people, the Zuchini line was the 4th time something went up his butt. lmao
I burst out laughing when he said that 🤣🤣🤣
when was that?
@@voyance4elle4:15, It’s a low key joke but the best, the moment I caught I was laughing so hard!
This was definitely a crowd ill-suited to his humor. I caught it and laughed. “Ha! Callback. Funny.”
the suicide hotline jokes were so fkn funny, all of it was rly but that part got me laughing like crazy. awesome dude
Yeah so good 😅
"let's eat this goo... in the rock..." 🤣 (best description of oysters yet!!)
Legit belly laughs throughout his set! Way to hit some tough topics from a humorous and relatable perspective. Def unique!
I hope he can keep making people laugh to heal his mind because he is funnier than most of the so-called greats and he's effortless with it.
Im gay af & thoroughly enjoyed this x) good job bro
NO YOU ARE STRAIGHT AS F LMAO
You ever curious about the vagina?
Same lol
I love his comedy, his accent, and his physical appearence.
There's something about his slight Chinese accent that makes his act even funnier. I've noticed this with other Chinese American comics too.
chinese language are too tonal to filter out completely even if you’re biliangual, even tho many people master it, those people usually do it professionally like if they are actors and could do different accent
I love it 😂
Chinese people always say they like how I talk cuz it sounds like I'm singing because I'm black but like for real they are the ones singing 😂and don't even realize it hah.
i hear no accent. he just speaks with a cadence particular to comedians.
English is his second language. Not a fluent/ idiomatic speaker.
Audacious, hilarious - the masses will definitely find this guy.
It started a tinsy bit shaky but what a build up to the end. I wanted more. This guy is refreshingly funny. Hope he hits it big. Great job dude. 👍👍👍🤣👏🎉
Imagining a suicide hotline regular like it's Cheers is cracking me up
"Suicide hotline how may I help you"
it's me again
Bob? *loud echo in back of other receivers yelling BOB!!!*
yeah Jim it's Bob
rough day?
rough day
Great bit. Funny and thought provoking.
I know it is just comedy, but the thing about being gay is sexual attraction, not sexual pleasure from specific acts.
If you look at the oyster and say that is repulsive, but if I close my eyes and pretend it is something else, I enjoy the taste.
You can be straight and like butt stuff, or gay and not like it, there is no quantifiable "this feels good" sexuality.
But it led to some fantastic jokes. By the way, I have never eaten an oyster because I assume everyone who says they are good is just lying and trying to trick other people into trying them....and that is also my feeling towards anal....lol
Nah. No the liking butt stuff is fine. I also don't like that some men get called gay for certain sexual positions with a woman lol. Or yes liking getting pegged or finger stuff n whatnot is in no way gay, it's pleasure. Getting head from a guy once doesn't make you gay or bi or pan necessarily, but if you like sex oral or otherwise from the same sex consistently or the thought doesn't turn you off you're bi or pan. Lol at that point yeah. Many girls are into getting head n stuff from a woman but doesn't see themselves having a future with a woman bcuz they see themselves in a relationship with or married to a man means they're just bi (or pan). It's ok but yeah...
Yes even wanting no relationship but just sexual pleasure from the same sex means there's a good chance you are bi or pan, it may not mean you're gay as you are still attracted to the opposite sex but yeah.
I was thinking this the whole yime too lol. The poor dude went down there a third time 🤣. Surprised his friend wasn't like "you remember gay tops exist right?"
You can be gay and also asexual. Sometimes gay ppl have asexual and/or aromantic life partners of the same sex. Similar to a straight person being asexual and/or aromantic
@@larsonfamilyhouse ok fair enough. Then sexual or romantic attraction. But my point stands that liking a certain sex act like anal stimulation or penetration is not what defines one being gay.
@@larsonfamilyhouseIf you’re asexual gay are you still attracted physically to opposite sex? Otherwise it would just be friendship.
I'm always confused by the weapon question! Like seriously? I learned as a kid anything could be used as a weapon. Asking about ice cream or giving someone in crisis the suggestion of treating themselves sounds so much more helpful. It really does feel like they're pushing you to spiral at times. A better question is - "do you have any plans of hurting yourself or others?"
Much easier to answer bc the first question just gets my autsitic smart ass all creative and then you end up restrained in a cell.
Geez he had a tough crowd, did anyone see those faces near the front? 🙁😶☹️😶 …😂
LMAOOOO “☹️”
I love the realness of comedy.😁 Awesome in action.
I howled the whole time at this guys routine. Exactly what I needed this morning.
Great to see this guy on stage again! That crowd needs to wake up!
Cheney puts out gold with every set. ❤
Chiney*
Hilarious! Jason Cheny hits for every joke and his build up is so well done
He's the first comedian whom I feel like has the same humor as me. That was so funny, no need to be loud or over the top. Love!
I like him 😁, love different perspectives.
Amen brother
As someone born and raised in Fort Wayne, IN 1) I got super excited that my city was mentioned 2) That was pretty accurate, lol, especially depending on what part of the city you are in.
The crowd was sleeping on this guy
Cheers for doing your exposure therapy for the "Whates"!
My man has to come to Brazil, here he would get a hell of a crowd that would cheer and laugh out loud at his great jokes ❤
生活週邊發生的事情由脫口秀節目演出讓人笑中帶淚😂非常棒的時光❤
The hwwwwites are taking me out each time 😂
As a straight male, the first half is too relatable to be funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Interesting 😂😂😂
What a stone cold cutie ☺️
Oh no. I don't think he's gay. I think he's cute. I'm never wrong about these things.@MacLevistein
He's definitely cute! And, FYI to the other commenter.... one doesn't have to be gay to be attractive!
You shouldn't treat objects as men, man.
😁@@notsure1969
@@notsure1969 feels crappy when the shoe is on the other foot, eh? Now we know how women feel when men treat them as objects..... 🫠
Some of those laughs in the background were as good as the comedy to me!
Missed chance at that very end to reiterate that he's a straight guy, you know, after trying to get a date with the suicide hotline guy
"Bro... you're gay. 100% full gay." I laughed hella hard. My parents had 8 boys and this was word for word a convo my baby brother had with me... and that's definitely how I responded 😂😂😂
This ending has me in tears 😂😂😂
The way he transitioned between the butt stuff into the suicide stuff was so genius
Coolest new comic to follow in a while. 👏😂
Lmfao the suicide hotline bit is hilarious! Need more of that
This dude is hilarious. Also how is his accent Asian, southern, gay, and Mitch Hedburg all at the same time lol
Such an amazing comedian! Hilarious 😂😂😂
He took a risk & it paid off. S*icide is a sensitive issue to discuss for anyone, but we should discuss it. He related to it & told his story hilariously 😂
This is probably the only comedian who is more normal on stage than off stage. I've seen him on podcasts before I saw his stand up comedy. He is weird, but funny.
I listened to 7 Minute Drill independently. Cole did what needed to be done. Nothing boring about it.
New favorite! So real, it hurts, but in a good way.
4:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 super underrated. Why are people scared to laugh
Lol the people cheering at "you ever think about killing yourself"
This crowd is terrible.
He is terrible.
Why ? Just because you don't shout out laughing doesn't mean you aren't enjoying it
@@augustoparada1you are terrible
@@varoonnone7159yeah but also … just sitting there silent… I dunno why are you here? Also are taking in someone’s art form and 0 feedback is kinda rude especially because what I’ve noticed anecdotally, is how non capable folx seem to be of interpersonal interaction with people in real life I.e. not a para social connection.
So maybe as the audience members folx could be more active, it’s a good idea to show up open minded 😊
Nah IMHO their laughs were proportional to the funninness of him
The last line had me 😂😂
And thaaaats exposure therapy 🤣
Love this guys sets 😂
Great job Jason. Loved it.
Wild that the suicidal question is the one with the biggest "wooh!" 😂
He is hilarious 😂😂😂❤
At the end I couldn't stop laughing 😂 I think the crowd shoulda been way louder
This is so well written damn
“…’cause now he’s gonna go back to his barn…” 😂
Makes it weird that he was pointing wit that finger through the whole set!
😂😅😂😅😂 riiiight
Looks like every other Jason I've had the pleasure to meet.
Names say alot.
Jason's are always the ones 👌🏾👏🏾👌🏾
😂
Keep doing the Lords' work brother 💚💚💚
This guy is hilarious 😂 I'm mad I just heard of him
So funny bro I love all ur stuff
new favorite comedian
Hahaha ‘is there an object in the room that you can hurt yourself with ?’ ..suicide jokes slayed
the guy at 6:50 was having the time of his life i love it
I laughed so hard that I had a tummy ache now!
Love Jason Cheny!
6:56 why is shane from smosh in the crowd 😂
you are a gift. keep going
Woah. How have I not heard of this guy. So funny!
Look up his other sets, he’s hilarious.
My friends always ask me, how do I know I'm not straight and I tell them that I dont need to touch the stove to know it's hot lol
"I'm not bi-curious, but I am curious about the bi."
Words to live by.
😂😂😂😂 this was a good set. His teeth are BEAUTIFUL!!! I wonder if he had to sneeze towards the end lol.
This was so funny😂😂
" goo in the rock "! 😅😅
This Is what it would look like if I said all my intrusive thoughts out loud
"....yyyeaaahh, people think about that sometimes."
He snapped lol 😂 good job
It became progressively funnier the further along he went.
The laughs in the room were nowhere near where they should have been. Both content and delivery were fantastic. Esp delivery.
Keep it up J!
Hahaha actually I've explained this to people (and actually helped a lot of people questioninging/confused) but,
being 100% gay is one end of the spectrum
Being 100% straight is the other end. The dead middle is being 50/50 bi. I'm like 70-90% gay 😂 but I also don't hate myself or get confused when I do something with a guy... the thing that's makes most people say they are for sure 100% one way or the other (when they're not) is shame, fear and confusion..
But statistically? Most of us are a little bi 😉 might not want something up your butt but maybe if you were able to cuddle/ make out with say one of those beautiful boys in the Barbie movie and I dunno if every guy could say they hate it 😂😂😂
Girls are more and more bi because it's actually encouraged and less shame around it! But they gotta be a lil bi to like something...
Also, as you alluded to, sex acts don't dictate orientation...which is something that some people have a problem wrapping their heads around.
Im a woman. Would for sure never have sex with a woman. But i love to admire a womans body more than i do men and I love to hug soft women. Im for sure just a tad bit bi 😂
Yep. That’s the Kinsey Scale. From 0 to 6, 0 being 100% straight to 6 being 100% gay. The thought is that the majority of people are between 1-5 if they were truly honest with themselves without social stigmas.
And yep, sexual pleasure does not always equate to orientation but since a lot of people are so focused on the physical act, they equate their orientation based on that, and usually they forget there are many different ways of sexual gratification. Especially cases of a lot of men who will shout how they aren’t even a little bi because they can’t imagine getting enjoyment from being penetrated, since it apparently makes them “less than,” even though having an erogenous zone in your anus doesn’t make you any sexuality. Plenty of 100% straight men who like being pegged. On the opposite end, there are total tops and total bottoms in both gay men and women sex cultures. Not to mention there are many gay men who don’t like anal play at all.
On the Kinsey scale, I’m emotionally a 5 and physically a 2. So emotionally I’m attracted to the same sex almost always but physically I enjoy sex with the opposite sex slightly more than with the same sex, but still enjoy same sex sex.
@tkim2320 idk kinsey wasn't really the best with that since he used primarily inmates during his studies especially those who engaged in sex crimes so like......
6:00 😂😂😂 I’m glad I waited
Very Mitch Hedberg-esque 🥲
I’m in the gym laughing out now 😢😂😂😂
Some dude at the end having the time of his life
that was a rollercoaster
Dude, put it out there😂😂😂😂😂
Good time
So good!!!!