Touhou 15.5 - Evening Star ~ Night Falls (Yukari Yakumo)

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  • @raidarthegunwizard4520
    @raidarthegunwizard4520 4 года назад +6384

    Yukari: I have lived for 10.000 years, but I still have no ultimate attack.
    Human: *Invent train*
    Yukari: Yes, that will do

    • @adyhottie
      @adyhottie 3 года назад +738

      She was waiting for this moment.

    • @akirachristopheryrigan18
      @akirachristopheryrigan18 3 года назад +355

      such a godly comment

    • @Mima_the_vengeful_spirit
      @Mima_the_vengeful_spirit 3 года назад +463

      Yukari is only one thou.......herrr....no.. seventeen years old.

    • @oddeyedcat1623
      @oddeyedcat1623 3 года назад +178

      @@adyhottie please do not grow black wings and attempt to usurp magical girl goddess

    • @adyhottie
      @adyhottie 3 года назад +46

      @@oddeyedcat1623 usurp?

  • @noop2doop
    @noop2doop 4 года назад +2016

    SWR: Yukari goes to France
    AoCF: Yukari goes to Russia

  • @silversabre2537
    @silversabre2537 6 лет назад +1876

    Jojo: It's a ROADROLLER da!!!!
    Touhou: ITS AN ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN

    • @ray_zor5585
      @ray_zor5585 5 лет назад +119

      ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING TRAINU DA!!! WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @theanxel1238
      @theanxel1238 3 года назад +93

      Do you know, the train come from D4C Love Train in jojo part 7. And Yukari made inspired by it. (D4C have Dimension Hop ability)

    • @theanxel1238
      @theanxel1238 3 года назад +21

      Ah, two years old comment..

    • @theboi3330
      @theboi3330 3 года назад +42

      @@theanxel1238 indeed, looking back at any comment before 2020 feels good

    • @theanxel1238
      @theanxel1238 3 года назад +13

      @@theboi3330 i agree.

  • @juba1479
    @juba1479 3 года назад +1234

    Fun fact: There's a train line called Yukarigaoka in Japan.

    • @cowiguess7567
      @cowiguess7567 3 года назад +144

      wait really
      *proceeds to search in wikipedia*

    • @midnighteclipsed2738
      @midnighteclipsed2738 3 года назад +44

      @@cowiguess7567 what's the result?

    • @quochaonguyen6484
      @quochaonguyen6484 3 года назад +273

      Yakumo Express

    • @harlanabila746
      @harlanabila746 2 года назад +45

      @@quochaonguyen6484 oh my-

    • @kaizerdiriou
      @kaizerdiriou 2 года назад +126

      I want to ride that train so I can say I went to Gensokyo. Of course, no one will believe me, which only reinforces the point.

  • @Levyafan
    @Levyafan 5 лет назад +3363

    To show you the power of Danmaku...I SAWED THIS SHRINE MAIDEN IN HALF!

    • @mr.sterkofficial1816
      @mr.sterkofficial1816 5 лет назад +204

      Levyafan
      I got ideas:
      Sans - to show you the power of Determination, I sawed this dirty Brother killer in half!
      Lugiano - to show you the power of Cataclysm, I sawed this Terrarian in half!
      Ballos - to show you the power of magic, I sawed this Robot in half!
      Blixer - to show you the power of pink, I sawed this Cube in half!
      Risky - to show you the power of Piracy, I sawed this half-genie in half!
      Enchantress - to show you the power of fate, I sawed this knight in half!
      King dice - to show you the Power of the casino, I sawed this Cup in half!
      Sealed vessel - to show you the power of Purity and infestion, I sawed this smol knight in half!
      Snatcher - to show you the power of The boogeyman, I sawed this obsolete Kid in half!
      Bendy - to show you the power of ink, I sawed this Cartoon writer in half!
      Yukari: da fuq?

    • @05Avrilmegan
      @05Avrilmegan 5 лет назад +108

      Six: To show you the power of kids, I sawed this guy’s long arms in half!
      Sirin: To show you the power of the Honkai, I sawed the players’ feelings in half!
      Yukari: OK, I think I get the point now.

    • @tonick2208
      @tonick2208 5 лет назад +48

      Fucking hell that was good

    • @foogoose1439
      @foogoose1439 5 лет назад +107

      Pucci: To show you the power of *[MADE IN HEAVEN]*
      I saw this man's head in half!

    • @victorgill8113
      @victorgill8113 5 лет назад +11

      @@mr.sterkofficial1816 ah yes, cave story.

  • @sakikurokoma7867
    @sakikurokoma7867 4 года назад +2323

    IaMP version : Yukari is a manipulator, a strong mastermind and a smart Yokai
    SWR version: Yukari wants to mess around and beat up random people
    AoCF version : HAHA TRAIN GOES CHOO CHOO

    • @kirimusse
      @kirimusse 3 года назад +193

      To me, this sounds more like:
      " _I'll try to be gentle with you_ , but on the moment you start to be boring , *I'll instantly erase you* "

    • @pinngg6907
      @pinngg6907 2 года назад +13

      @Mirror Productions more "liberate"

    • @vidpawmc
      @vidpawmc Год назад +2

      true lmao

    • @glacietheglaceon5584
      @glacietheglaceon5584 Год назад +1

      Considering one of her UNL basic combomove attacks was literally lasers that could split atoms showing up as offensive because Yukari sucked them toes 😈 i much prefer this secondary answer that she would entirely eviscerate your walking corpse.

    • @glacietheglaceon5584
      @glacietheglaceon5584 Год назад

      I crack myself up holy shit xd Yukari can teleport basically so if you suddenly feel your toes wet nad slobbery you can blame her 😳😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @windwaker1988
    @windwaker1988 6 лет назад +531

    All aboard the nightmare train
    Next stop: Your Funeral.

  • @wolgmiD
    @wolgmiD 7 лет назад +2850

    Y'all are hyped about her trains.
    If you saw her last word you'd be a bit horrified.
    She literally chops the enemy into half and the music legit suddenly stops.

    • @lunarziggurat672
      @lunarziggurat672 7 лет назад +503

      Ichirin Kumoi I read a hentai doujinshi based on this yesterday

    • @wolgmiD
      @wolgmiD 7 лет назад +448

      ...sauce

    • @damnedlegionaire
      @damnedlegionaire 7 лет назад +81

      Ichirin Kumoi Same

    • @runeheal
      @runeheal 7 лет назад +821

      She actually doesnt chop people in half, its more of a massive intimidation move. She seperates her enemy's body with gaps, making it look like they're a bit taller but with a missing torso, and then swipes through the missing torso with some scary purple energy. Then she moves the gaps closer to each other until the enemy is back to normal. It's a really cool move that shows off her precision and computational powers while also staying in line with gensokyo's NAP.

    • @damnedlegionaire
      @damnedlegionaire 7 лет назад +235

      Seth Duffy NAP? As in Non-Agression Principle?

  • @Kaleidocope016
    @Kaleidocope016 3 года назад +574

    Yukari really woke up one day and said “yeah I’ll just start yeeting trains at people.”

  • @TheMbmdcrew
    @TheMbmdcrew 6 лет назад +2385

    IaMP’s version: Yukari is the true puppet master of the Touhouverse, pulling the strings behind the scenes.
    SWR’s version: Yukari is Robbie Rotten.
    AoCF’s version: CHOO CHOO MOTHAFUCKA YUKARI COMING THROUGH

    • @TheCabalOnMars
      @TheCabalOnMars 5 лет назад +122

      @Infinity Sans she doesn't ACTUALLY cut them in half. She's still following Gensokyo's NAP

    • @thatfallingsky5230
      @thatfallingsky5230 5 лет назад +9

      ...

    • @MitsukiAkemi
      @MitsukiAkemi 5 лет назад +11

      @@andreweeb0331 Probably Marisa

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 4 года назад +37

      COMINGTHROUGHCOMINGTHROUGHCOMINGTHROUGHNOW

    • @NekoKirisame
      @NekoKirisame 2 года назад +1

      @@MitsukiAkemi ...

  • @winter2888
    @winter2888 3 года назад +348

    Imagine being chen
    Yukari is feeding you an Apple and then she says *HERE COMES THE TRAIN*

  • @gestalt147
    @gestalt147 6 лет назад +599

    Fun Fact
    in Stalker theres a Railway with a Space Anomaly (teleport)
    hardbass, trains, yep trains come from chernobyl

    • @ray_zor5585
      @ray_zor5585 5 лет назад +58

      Ah yes I do love the smell of radiation in the morning blyat

    • @sutamitas4891
      @sutamitas4891 5 лет назад +66

      That's explain why the train is a little broken before it's gets more broken

    • @gullinkambi3600
      @gullinkambi3600 5 лет назад +69

      You mean *cirnobyl*

    • @foogoose1439
      @foogoose1439 5 лет назад +52

      Gensokyo is just a magical fantasy version of the Exclusion Zone

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 5 лет назад +37

      @@foogoose1439 But with less horrible mutated wildlife and trigger-happy cultists and more op cute girls with world-ending/dimension bending powers.

  • @HazardSJ
    @HazardSJ 7 лет назад +316

    Byakuren: Out of the way Kids!
    Yukari: Choo choo motherfucker.
    The Old Maids alliance has a dangerous speed combo.

    • @elysium8131
      @elysium8131 6 лет назад +12

      the ghost has several thousand gallons of fecal matter rocketing her
      the doctor used cocaine to fuel her rabbit chariot
      the god?
      oh.

    • @yejianyue
      @yejianyue 6 лет назад +21

      Eirin Musk: let's put car on rocket
      Kanako: cable car 4 moar worshippers
      Transportation in Gensokyo is getting advance.

    • @herbert-kenumera960
      @herbert-kenumera960 Месяц назад

      Id upvote your comment, but im afraid of never going home again, because some angry 17 year old yeeted a train at me.

  • @Kethriss
    @Kethriss 7 лет назад +281

    SPELL CARD - BORDER BETWEEN SLAVIC DONK AND TRADITIONAL JAPANESE MELODY

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 4 года назад +213

    Boss: Why are you late?
    Employee: The train I took exploded
    Boss: You have to be out of your mind or so desperate for excuses you couldn't think of one that has any credibility
    Employee: *shows this*

  • @ironingot7768
    @ironingot7768 4 года назад +250

    "The train has more safety, no need to be scared."
    *Also the train:*

    • @MagikalKrabical
      @MagikalKrabical 6 месяцев назад +2

      You're least likely to die *in* the train, not outside the train.

  • @Diamondpinkiepie
    @Diamondpinkiepie 4 года назад +542

    everybody gansta till this starts playing during a smash character reveal

  • @ehiehlahelohimelelohimgibo9518
    @ehiehlahelohimelelohimgibo9518 6 лет назад +3067

    This is what you hear on japanese-russian border

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 5 лет назад +651

      『boundary between cyka and blyat』

    • @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597
      @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 5 лет назад +172

      @@God-ch8lq It only works in the manchuria area tho.

    • @d0cteroof308
      @d0cteroof308 5 лет назад +157

      @@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 When the USA has already nuked Japan but you just want to roll your armoured forces through Manchuria.

    • @jastintheceooffinanasapost6204
      @jastintheceooffinanasapost6204 5 лет назад +9

      @@God-ch8lq " " U hab tu tingh

    • @shionbruhgami
      @shionbruhgami 5 лет назад +47

      >tfw you still border vladivostok not from Manchuria but through the Korean Peninsula

  • @MetalMargatroid
    @MetalMargatroid 5 лет назад +2262

    If Reimu gets into Smash Ultimate, this needs to be one of the tracks included.

    • @talaonce
      @talaonce 5 лет назад +53

      Why are you this one? What about her song?

    • @Wallie33.
      @Wallie33. 4 года назад +76

      MetalMargatroid I agree, this theme would be amazing in smash.

    • @KirbyJason210
      @KirbyJason210 4 года назад +140

      I want Reimu badly in smash, if they were to pick an indie character of Smash, I'd already know my pick

    • @Xeconis
      @Xeconis 4 года назад +31

      I agree this should be one of the tracks. I'd imagine they'd choose from the most important/recurring characters for character themes.

    • @TheRealGirlWeeb
      @TheRealGirlWeeb 4 года назад +8

      Neh, we need Mari in smash. And woth her classic theme from PoDD or LLS

  • @PhuongNguyen-rg4od
    @PhuongNguyen-rg4od 4 года назад +242

    Go to work by:
    Taxi: Expensive, even can't find a taxi
    Bus: Hot, Crowded, Dirty
    Train: Yukari teleport you to another places

    • @unnameduser727
      @unnameduser727 4 года назад +1

      chào corona vi rút -_-

    • @trollingnoobs8384
      @trollingnoobs8384 4 года назад +2

      @@unnameduser727 XD

    • @aronnecroman
      @aronnecroman 4 года назад +14

      Bus: *THERE'S NO BUSES IN GENSOKYO*

    • @bloons27
      @bloons27 4 года назад +2

      XD

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 5 месяцев назад

      Also Japanese rush hour is PACKED! Can’t even stick your elbows out because then you’ll elbow thirty people at once

  • @anueutsuho7425
    @anueutsuho7425 7 лет назад +1238

    Now THIS is a theme for an interdimensional 100,000 year-old horror who also is one of Gensokyo's founders.

  • @prismatixthehumanperson6184
    @prismatixthehumanperson6184 4 года назад +91

    That one asdfmovie character: I like trains.
    Yukari: Abandoned Line "Journey to the Abandoned Station"

    • @okuusnuclearkitchengun9177
      @okuusnuclearkitchengun9177 3 года назад +3

      The I like trains kid might not have even had that power, It's Just Yukari shooting trains.

    • @MelCMlol
      @MelCMlol 3 года назад +2

      Too true😭

  • @MrTigracho
    @MrTigracho 7 лет назад +1342

    I like to think how this theme represents both aspects of Yukari: the old, but powerful and wise Youkai Sage in it's more quiet moments, and mischievious, chaotic and playful behavior in the it's intense Russian beat moments

    • @hi...9019
      @hi...9019 7 лет назад +106

      MrTigracho i think it more like yukari just gap us to Russia and gensokyo multiple time

    • @thefunkycarno5871
      @thefunkycarno5871 5 лет назад +97

      50% old and wise, 50% playful and mischievous, 100% slav

    • @mirururu
      @mirururu 4 года назад +42

      Hey! Yukari's not old! She's 17!

    • @koheirichan
      @koheirichan 4 года назад +35

      @@mirururu "Age: At least 1,200 years old, older than the history of Gensokyo itself"
      does this look like 17 to you

    • @mirururu
      @mirururu 4 года назад +24

      @@koheirichan She might or might not be older than Gensokyo itself, but believe me when I say I care not even if you bring upon me definitive proof! Yukari is still 17 in my eyes and you, good sir, can do nothing to change my mind!

  • @Phantom-gp2ve
    @Phantom-gp2ve 7 лет назад +736

    YUKARI IS NOW A SLAV

    • @damnedlegionaire
      @damnedlegionaire 7 лет назад +36

      Higan Commence the squatting, comrade.

    • @NijiHoloFan
      @NijiHoloFan 6 лет назад +19

      Higan cyka blyat

    • @FinnNoGensou
      @FinnNoGensou 6 лет назад +8

      Fluorina Hydro
      Do you get ,,Slav"?
      If not, GET THE HELL OUT

    • @reneheroux2178
      @reneheroux2178 6 лет назад +11

      opa!

    • @stygandrinvictus7814
      @stygandrinvictus7814 6 лет назад +22

      ...dammit, now I REALLY wanna see a picture of Yukari slav squatting in an adidas tracksuit. CURSE YOU, HIGAN!

  • @maki_ligon
    @maki_ligon 7 лет назад +2325

    I can't unhear the Russian hardbass donk

    • @harrid14mei
      @harrid14mei 7 лет назад +185

      This music does sound cheeki breeki now that I think about it

    • @Reviire
      @Reviire 7 лет назад +90

      It definitely has the hardbass feel. But what the fuck is a donk?

    • @kiwabug4153
      @kiwabug4153 7 лет назад +118

      It has a bangin' donk on it.

    • @jason_man
      @jason_man 7 лет назад +100

      I love the sound of ZUNpets colliding with russian hardbass donks

    • @vickepedian2948
      @vickepedian2948 6 лет назад +84

      "Donk"
      A word describing that a song is so good that it makes air around the noise vibrate and so donks are born.
      Donks doesn't live for long but they can be replicated through repeated playing or repeated rhytm.
      This means that the donks from this song can go extinct if we don't like the song anymore but the donks can always be brought back if we play the track more often.
      That's why this song must be played very often so that our current and future generation knows how real music sounds like.
      *DONK*

  • @blazi2293
    @blazi2293 5 лет назад +4403

    Imagine going to work by train, but a hot blonde floating goddess thing teleports your train in another world to crush a loli.
    Craziest day of your life, but now you're late.
    Damn you Yukari

    • @andersongutierrez2764
      @andersongutierrez2764 5 лет назад +406

      GODDAMN IT, YUKARI!!!

    • @hookedongrey7453
      @hookedongrey7453 5 лет назад +119

      This the best comment so far.

    • @The_Vible
      @The_Vible 5 лет назад +284

      Something tells me the result would be much worse than just late.

    • @andersongutierrez2764
      @andersongutierrez2764 5 лет назад +30

      @@The_Vible r/woooosh

    • @The_Vible
      @The_Vible 5 лет назад +201

      Anderson Gutierrez
      No, this isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game!

  • @du_nut_tuch_me4230
    @du_nut_tuch_me4230 2 года назад +49

    Yakumo Yukari, CHEEEEEEEEN, Yakumo Ran and finally:
    Yakumo Thomas

    • @guylers
      @guylers 2 года назад +2

      Underrated comment

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 2 года назад +8

      Fun fact: Chen doesn't have family name

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real 4 года назад +161

    i can imagine yukari driving a train at high speeds with everyone from pcb on board, and shes just sticking her head out the window screaming *SUKA BLYAAAAAAAAT-*

  • @randomlocomotive5863
    @randomlocomotive5863 3 года назад +445

    I’ve been sitting for an hour just to find the real model of the train from the picture: This train is mix of “Series 301” and “Series 103” with “KiHa 100/110 Series” with old body kit from “Series 101”
    Edit: Front of the train looks like “SA Red Hen”
    I don’t know why i’m wasting time on things like this, probably no one will ever see this comment.

    • @saturn6458
      @saturn6458 3 года назад +12

      i saw it bro ^_^

    • @apoc4
      @apoc4 3 года назад +19

      As a matter of idle information, this was pretty neat. So, y'know, good decision.

    • @ewof
      @ewof 3 года назад +19

      bruh the artist probably just drew a random train

    • @rafudiasona
      @rafudiasona 3 года назад +8

      Damn, what a dedication

    • @BGDMusic
      @BGDMusic 3 года назад +8

      i know nothing about trains so thank you

  • @rtxcyclone2590
    @rtxcyclone2590 3 года назад +122

    Alcohol wont affect my baby:
    1000 years later:

  • @mateuszkus6302
    @mateuszkus6302 4 года назад +68

    >You get on a train
    >The train starts moving
    >Before you know anything the train is flying
    >It explodes and everyone dies

  • @johanncesare1275
    @johanncesare1275 7 лет назад +526

    Yukari on cheeki breeki slav king

  • @thuphan1245
    @thuphan1245 7 лет назад +841

    *sweats proudly* damn, dat beat, it turned my water to vodka and my Oreo suddenly became a pancake
    God saves the Sages

  • @XenoflareBahamut
    @XenoflareBahamut 7 лет назад +1285

    In Soviet Gensokyo train gaps Yukari

    • @enorilrandomland5389
      @enorilrandomland5389 7 лет назад +36

      Exaflare Bahamut i just understood XD

    • @yejianyue
      @yejianyue 7 лет назад +124

      *Yukari:* Not anymore if I manipulated boundary _!!!_
      _- after manipulating boundary -_
      In Capital Gensokyo gaps train Yukari

    • @小彭-t5n
      @小彭-t5n 6 лет назад +51

      In Capital Yukari gaps train Gensokyo is better

    • @pelandes3549
      @pelandes3549 6 лет назад +16

      I do believe you may want to work in your phrasing...

    • @anonymousanonymous8216
      @anonymousanonymous8216 6 лет назад +6

      i do believe it's a joke

  • @Michael_24231
    @Michael_24231 4 года назад +214

    A random person: No! You can't just fling trains like they're frisbee's!
    Yukari: Haha train go brrr

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 3 года назад +8

      Choo choo

    • @AJD558
      @AJD558 2 года назад +3

      i wonder if she returns the trains

  • @lunarziggurat672
    @lunarziggurat672 7 лет назад +378

    "YOU READY MY DUDES!?" sounds like "НУ ЧЁ, ПАЦАНЫ, ПОГНАЛИ НАХУЙ!?"

    • @nuke_bird
      @nuke_bird 6 лет назад +45

      YOBANIY WROTE

    • @weirdoscreation
      @weirdoscreation 5 лет назад +1

      can't your country just disappear? you are fucking occupants

    • @inshrektorgadget1546
      @inshrektorgadget1546 5 лет назад +25

      @@weirdoscreation uhhhh waht?

    • @Man-cl5tu
      @Man-cl5tu 5 лет назад +6

      @@shisones it's actually "ёбаный в рот" (yebaniy v rot)

    • @shisones
      @shisones 5 лет назад +1

      @@Man-cl5tu Ah пиздец

  • @jasonazucena9035
    @jasonazucena9035 7 лет назад +370

    Flying trains. That better be in the game.

    • @zizzwinghi
      @zizzwinghi 7 лет назад +117

      Crazed Soldier it is. And it also explodes on impact.

    • @cbbblue8348
      @cbbblue8348 7 лет назад +26

      DANMAKU ON TRAINS????!!!!!!
      props if you get this meme

    • @perditus_paradisus
      @perditus_paradisus 7 лет назад +13

      17 year old and 17^17 months old GIRL fakhf;la;lfkafkafgahqwjpcoxj[ca is back Kappa

    • @jasonazucena9035
      @jasonazucena9035 7 лет назад +2

      KEn Zhu are you okay? You're not having a seizure again, aren't you?

    • @perditus_paradisus
      @perditus_paradisus 7 лет назад +34

      Crazed Soldier yes sir, it happens when you call yukari an old women she just appear at your back and smashes your head on the keyboard(from asian touhou forums)

  • @Parkismarkis
    @Parkismarkis Год назад +50

    0:59 I love the percussion in this part. It sounds like a train

  • @Simply_resharkable
    @Simply_resharkable 4 года назад +486

    Let’s be honest this is more the train’s theme than Yukari’s. The more widely accepted one as Yukari’s is Necrofantasia

    • @YuuyaKZMI
      @YuuyaKZMI 2 года назад +105

      nop
      Evening Star has always been her non-serious "fuck around" theme, while Necrofantasia is when she's actually being serious.. if she ever is being serious, that is.

    • @bananachair4405
      @bananachair4405 2 года назад +24

      train lives matter

    • @geschichtsnerd422
      @geschichtsnerd422 Год назад +16

      When your attack is so powerful it gets its own theme

    • @Chatterphone
      @Chatterphone Год назад +3

      335 and i

    • @YvonneTheFox
      @YvonneTheFox Год назад +3

      necrofantasia is ran's theme trust me i played touhou once

  • @lotusluminance5872
    @lotusluminance5872 5 лет назад +326

    Dio: ROADA ROLLA DA
    Yukari: You're doing it wrong.
    *proceeds to slam Dio into a wall with her train*

    • @bladeheart111x
      @bladeheart111x 4 года назад +40

      I'm guessing Sakuya was taken out in the process as well (she's basically a female version of Dio (they both have an ability called ZA WARUDO, they both throw knives, and have an affiliation with vampires (Sakuya works for one (Remilia), while Dio IS one)))

    • @sanae2770
      @sanae2770 4 года назад +11

      BAKANA K-KONO DIO DA

    • @shadowclann28
      @shadowclann28 4 года назад +8

      @@bladeheart111x so it almost like one is a genderbent copy of the other

    • @SKtheMage
      @SKtheMage 3 года назад +8

      I think yukari can teleport multiple trains at once

    • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
      @barrysteakfriessimp_real 3 года назад +10

      Touhou superior to JJBA, change my mind >B)

  • @scarletalltheway2349
    @scarletalltheway2349 7 лет назад +405

    It literally is Hype Train

  • @vanvunong1118
    @vanvunong1118 3 года назад +23

    Asdf movie: "i like train"
    Yukari: "your wish has been granted"

  • @GraveStone4U
    @GraveStone4U 7 лет назад +380

    А НУ, ЧИКИ- БРИКИ И В ГЕНСОКЁ!

    • @johnkosiov9715
      @johnkosiov9715 5 лет назад +57

      АЙ Я ПОЕЗД ПОЙМАЛ!!!

    • @autumnaldusk
      @autumnaldusk 5 лет назад +43

      СЗАДИ ИХ ОБХОДИ! ОБХОДИ ЭТИХ ЕКАЕВ!

    • @naughtymidnight585
      @naughtymidnight585 5 лет назад +4

      No you noobs

    • @lalkao_o
      @lalkao_o 4 года назад +13

      @@naughtymidnight585 no u 😂

    • @JustSomeHylian
      @JustSomeHylian 4 года назад +1

      @@naughtymidnight585 😂😂

  • @zereimu
    @zereimu 2 года назад +154

    That does not look like a Japanese train to me, this woman is legitimately opening a gap through the most powerful barrier in the solar system, overseas and then to some other country just to smash the child with a train.

    • @Le_Corsaire
      @Le_Corsaire 2 года назад +14

      It is

    • @zereimu
      @zereimu 2 года назад +26

      @@Le_Corsaire Oh! Yeah, you're right, that's an old-timey Japanese train. Had to google old Japanese trains.

    • @ghost_fighter2628
      @ghost_fighter2628 2 года назад +3

      thing is, she can.

    • @Tokyu_division
      @Tokyu_division 2 года назад +13

      @@zereimu Its a Tokyu 8500 series (my username is based on this train lol)

    • @KCDash4400cw
      @KCDash4400cw 2 года назад +5

      @@Tokyu_division *nah dude that's obviously a Missouri Pacific EMD SD40-2*
      All jokes aside it would make since for it to be a Japanese train cuz well, *it's a Japanese video game*

  • @jkharu2760
    @jkharu2760 2 года назад +246

    "Dad why is my sister's name is Rose?"
    "Because your mother loves Roses"
    "Thanks Dad"
    "No Problem Evening Star ~ Night Falls"

    • @PrScandium
      @PrScandium 2 года назад +5

      iterations 1 through 3*

    • @exumbra1399
      @exumbra1399 Год назад +5

      I... HATE... this memetic comment format. It's overdone and makes no sense in almost any context.

    • @angelypapa43210
      @angelypapa43210 Год назад +15

      @@exumbra1399 its funi

  • @averageYTuser52282
    @averageYTuser52282 3 года назад +31

    There are no buses in Gensokyo
    *But we have train*

    • @yapod9061
      @yapod9061 2 года назад +1

      Trains are superior anyways.

  • @CirnoSpaceProject
    @CirnoSpaceProject 6 лет назад +136

    *yukari’s train destination gulag confirmed*

    • @ray_zor5585
      @ray_zor5585 5 лет назад +11

      *ONE WAY TICKET TO GULAG BUCKLE UP IT'S GOING TO BE A HELL OF A RIDE*

  • @reiujifumo1970
    @reiujifumo1970 3 года назад +66

    MULTI DIMENSION D-D-D-D-DRIFTING!!!!
    This theme is cool as hell. I just imagine Yukari gapping several human hands to play the complex piano bit at 0:20 and then claiming she played it herself.

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 3 года назад +6

      She did play it herself, who else brought the hands to play the piano

  • @j00shua82
    @j00shua82 7 лет назад +463

    MUST USE TRAIN!!!

  • @JAzure-hk1sx
    @JAzure-hk1sx 7 лет назад +61

    My comment bout this
    Evening star original : Such creepy and mastermind-ish side of yukari with hellish like atmosphere
    This Evening Star : CRANK UP DA TRAIN BOIS, BIT**SLAP EM TILL THEY GOT CUT OFF!!!

  • @tabbender1232
    @tabbender1232 7 лет назад +232

    T R A I N S

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 7 лет назад +6

      RUSSIAN TRENS

    • @scottallen2966
      @scottallen2966 6 лет назад +4

      why do i see you everywhere tabbender :P

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 6 лет назад +6

      Because Tabs is completely omnipresent.

    • @scottallen2966
      @scottallen2966 6 лет назад +3

      even when not present he is present?

    • @Yuki-JRE231
      @Yuki-JRE231 5 лет назад +2

      Tokyu Corporation Series 8500

  • @trimmien
    @trimmien 3 года назад +63

    remember, it isn't just a railroad car (train), it's a railroad car *bomb* , so not only do you get to feel the full force of a train being thrown at you, you get to feel *that, AND an explosion!*

  • @tortinelli
    @tortinelli 5 лет назад +58

    *Yukari Yakumo*
    *Queen of Slavs and Master of Train Trowing*

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 3 года назад +38

    “YOU GET A TRAIN, YOU GET A TRAIN, EVERYBODY GETS A TRAIN!”
    -yukari, probably

    • @8dgh0
      @8dgh0 2 года назад +3

      Can I have a polish armored train

  • @okuu_utsuho
    @okuu_utsuho Год назад +17

    You see Ran, if you drive train to enemy instead of using spell cards, you instantly stopped them from existing.
    This song legit turns Yukari Yakumo to Юкари Якумо.

  • @trinityexmachina2102
    @trinityexmachina2102 6 лет назад +92

    I heard this when playing an FPS.
    *I obliterated everyone.*

  • @NN-cc8uo
    @NN-cc8uo 3 года назад +76

    In soviet gensokyo, you don't enter the trains... the trains enter YOU

    • @8dgh0
      @8dgh0 2 года назад +10

      Germany: invades
      для Родины:

    • @idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792
      @idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 2 года назад +14

      You have just awoken a fetish for some random person out there.
      I do hope you’re proud of your accomplishments

    • @yuyukosfaithfulservant
      @yuyukosfaithfulservant 2 года назад +4

      Christ...

    • @AJD558
      @AJD558 2 года назад +3

      @@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 oh god did you need to say that

  • @Hecticatia
    @Hecticatia 4 года назад +20

    the virgin dio road roller vs the chad yukari train

  • @yachilevchanie5202
    @yachilevchanie5202 Год назад +20

    0:00 sounds like a train starting to move which is perfect for this song and this is the best theme i've ever heard it has catchy beats in it

  • @spaghettiking7312
    @spaghettiking7312 Год назад +28

    Touhou = the most epic series, now and for all time.

  • @yuyucatVT
    @yuyucatVT 6 лет назад +107

    I just noticed... it literally has the noise of a train on tracks as part of the beat.

    • @bash33p
      @bash33p 3 года назад +4

      OH I JUST NOTICED WHAT THE FUCK IT'S TRUE

  • @Percussionist_In_The_Walls
    @Percussionist_In_The_Walls 2 года назад +11

    How did this pop up when I searched "Hardbass"?
    The algorithm is amazing.

  • @ihavegun
    @ihavegun 7 лет назад +371

    When the UT fan said Yukari is weak
    This Ost started playing on my mind

    • @lashimarusanade
      @lashimarusanade 7 лет назад +50

      ihavegun Oh boy they're wrong
      Look at all the stuff Yukari's gaps can do

    • @oyah999
      @oyah999 6 лет назад +40

      stfu sans undertale will fuck yukaris gap with his blue boner

    • @ihavegun
      @ihavegun 6 лет назад +51

      why ut fan cum here?? or maybe u are joking right??

    • @somewankernamedbob271
      @somewankernamedbob271 6 лет назад +53

      who the hell would say Yukari is weak just how dumb are ut fans

    • @silvernightray7701
      @silvernightray7701 6 лет назад +140

      >UT fans believing that Sans could beat Yukari.
      >A child with a stick kills Sans in canon.
      O.K.

  • @edgenar1830
    @edgenar1830 7 лет назад +484

    TTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @UltramanMebiusBrave
      @UltramanMebiusBrave 7 лет назад +5

      Ressha ga mairimasu! Soro soro koko de shinu no desu!

    • @vinhrukito1930
      @vinhrukito1930 7 лет назад +4

      SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @1Poissonpasbon
      @1Poissonpasbon 7 лет назад +8

      WWWWWWRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!

    • @somewankernamedbob271
      @somewankernamedbob271 7 лет назад +4

      KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @NEOthefriendlyYoutuber
      @NEOthefriendlyYoutuber 6 лет назад +2

      Helllllllllllllllllllllllllll yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @meme-ah2298
    @meme-ah2298 7 лет назад +350

    You must TRAIN well to face Yukari.
    XD

    • @maidenlessbastard
      @maidenlessbastard 7 лет назад +5

      no

    • @meme-ah2298
      @meme-ah2298 7 лет назад +15

      [screams geometrically] yes

    • @1Poissonpasbon
      @1Poissonpasbon 7 лет назад +5

      I *train* hard to beat her ! XD

    • @ruthad2736
      @ruthad2736 6 лет назад +5

      I’ve *Trained* myself hard for this! But still losing

    • @helmiboboy
      @helmiboboy 6 лет назад +2

      *Train with Shen Long from Bloody Roar to harness the animal spirit inside,Still Got Cut into Two by Yukari*

  • @ItsNurahhh
    @ItsNurahhh Год назад +8

    X: "Here comes the train!"
    X: "Wait, why is the train getting so close to me?"
    -NO WAIT, I ALREADY REALIZED.-

  • @StasGavrik
    @StasGavrik 7 лет назад +108

    Ok, this is one of the best track in game, это очень круто, мне нравится. :D

  • @SiDEMA.
    @SiDEMA. 5 лет назад +319

    Imagine Yukari.
    In a tracksuit.
    Dancing to this like to hardbass.
    While drinking Vodka.
    2020 edit: bruh I wrote this 1 year ago y'all still replying?

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 5 лет назад +15

      yukari: souka blyat i love trains da!

    • @waterized_bottle
      @waterized_bottle 4 года назад +22

      Next stop: *Gulag*

    • @tsuki3448
      @tsuki3448 4 года назад +4

      No thanks

    • @DiceyIcy_
      @DiceyIcy_ 4 года назад +4

      because who said we couldnt reply to this comment B)

    • @SiDEMA.
      @SiDEMA. 4 года назад +1

      @@DiceyIcy_ but like.. you'll only waste your time replying to this

  • @superclusterdeluxe
    @superclusterdeluxe 9 дней назад +2

    that one thing gojo does but star glitter
    Reversal Technique: Mayhem
    Amplification Technique: Purity
    Combine both of the modes to create corrupted mass.
    Revitalized Technique: Corruption

  • @markfrey6664
    @markfrey6664 5 лет назад +73

    Character but not Koishi: Fights Yukari to this theme
    Yukari: Uses Border of Perception to make a clone to fight character while club dancing to this theme.
    Koishi: Dance battles with Yukari to this theme

  • @thatkarmaguy5356
    @thatkarmaguy5356 5 лет назад +6

    IaMP: Elegant, yet mysterious, kind of spoopy.
    This: YOU'RE A JOKE, AND HERE'S THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, *MAKE WAY FOR THE PAIN TRAIN BITCHES*

  • @scarletscythe1351
    @scarletscythe1351 7 лет назад +61

    I wonder how many people on that train keep dying.

    • @guillaumegeaymond503
      @guillaumegeaymond503 7 лет назад +14

      I wonder if it's a _Cirno's Perfect Math Class_ reference ._.

    • @mielium5619
      @mielium5619 6 лет назад +29

      She used an abandoned train tho

    • @shisones
      @shisones 5 лет назад +4

      nine

    • @solounwapodemuchos
      @solounwapodemuchos 5 лет назад +4

      Deserted Midnight Station... So pretty unlikely anyone is around when the train gets gapped

  • @scotcheggable
    @scotcheggable 6 лет назад +17

    That moment when you realise the sound of trains going over tracks is incorporated into the background

  • @KCDash4400cw
    @KCDash4400cw 4 месяца назад +3

    Imagine your just chilling as a train driver doing your job and all the sudden this starts to play growing louder and louder.

  • @unfunniestman
    @unfunniestman 5 месяцев назад +3

    A-One: So, how intense do you want us to make Evening Star?
    ZUN: Yes.

  • @poz7125
    @poz7125 4 года назад +26

    0:58 my favorite part of the song.
    *_B A S S_*

  • @rianjelekmen
    @rianjelekmen 7 лет назад +126

    I think adding arranger in the description would be a good idea.
    Edit: Thank you for doing so.

    • @Clownplease
      @Clownplease  7 лет назад +12

      I'll do it with all my other OST too, but for today i'm busy enough. I also need to fix the playlist and stuff

    • @rianjelekmen
      @rianjelekmen 7 лет назад +3

      Nice, keep the good job.

  • @seireiart
    @seireiart Год назад +4

    Step up Dio Brando, you got yourself a tough challenger.

  • @tomchien4212
    @tomchien4212 4 года назад +54

    Necrofantasia - Yukari's true power.
    Night Falls ~ Evening Star - Horror and Creepiness.
    Evening Star ~ Night Falls - She f*king trolling.
    I still remember this years ago.

  • @rojoscostanada8685
    @rojoscostanada8685 3 месяца назад +4

    "FUCK YOU, here's a train."-Yukari Yakumo 2047.

  • @Trash_G0lem
    @Trash_G0lem 7 лет назад +246

    There must be a Thomas theme

    • @ruthad2736
      @ruthad2736 6 лет назад +12

      Eiki Shiki Let this be Thomas’ theme, fandom version

    • @_toei_
      @_toei_ 6 лет назад +4

      I don't get it.
      Later...
      OH I GET IT THE TRAIN!

    • @_toei_
      @_toei_ 6 лет назад +1

      Nvm

    • @DrLatency-v6b
      @DrLatency-v6b 6 лет назад +7

      The new Thomas anime be fresh

    • @momololo3223
      @momololo3223 5 лет назад +5

      Yukari x Thomas

  • @trainlyappurus
    @trainlyappurus 2 года назад +40

    IaMP: Yukari is a master of deception, pulling behind the scenes.
    SWR: Yukari is Osamu Dazai from BsD, functionally.
    AoCF: CHOOCHOOCHUUYA

    • @ratzzeeland
      @ratzzeeland 2 года назад

      Finally
      I have found a Touhou and a BSD fan

  • @xenon7790
    @xenon7790 7 лет назад +337

    Kinda sounds like the CtC arrange

    • @cbbblue8348
      @cbbblue8348 7 лет назад +27

      Stuff and Things I Guess Yea the begining is really comparable to the ctc version

    • @prismus6520
      @prismus6520 7 лет назад +39

      True, true. But this is much better than the CtC arrange.

    • @UltimatePhantasm
      @UltimatePhantasm 7 лет назад +1

      Perhaps it was intentional?

    • @therunawaygirl5096
      @therunawaygirl5096 7 лет назад +12

      Intentional or not, it's great

    • @yejianyue
      @yejianyue 7 лет назад +14

      +Marisa Kirisame Nah, almost all techno arrangement of Evening Star sounds kinda like this.

  • @rainysunday9664
    @rainysunday9664 2 года назад +9

    Yukari: *P A I N T R A I N*

  • @phantasmagoria728
    @phantasmagoria728 2 года назад +8

    this is the music that plays when yukari accidentally gaps a drunk russian

  • @bladeheart111x
    @bladeheart111x 4 года назад +24

    That Bassline hit me like a train...

    • @voughklry8362
      @voughklry8362 4 года назад +2

      the bass isnt the only thing hitting like a train

  • @raccoonchild
    @raccoonchild 7 лет назад +67

    Incredibly annoying yet incredibly fitting and well put together. I can't believe how much I like this arrange, at least for the purpose it serves.

    • @raccoonchild
      @raccoonchild 6 лет назад +4

      It's been a month since I posted this and I'm in love with this arrange even out of context...

  • @rotte5537
    @rotte5537 2 года назад +11

    Imagine getting isekaied by Yukari's train

    • @kalimatronix
      @kalimatronix 2 года назад +5

      This would've been the shortest isekai, because the train would've crash into someone and then explode.

  • @Greystar2426
    @Greystar2426 Год назад +6

    I like the clack-clacking sound effects that represent a train going over riveted rails

    • @daniel_ze
      @daniel_ze Год назад

      Nice, i've never noticed that

  • @gianpeterborejon379
    @gianpeterborejon379 4 года назад +9

    In Gensokyo, train rides you.

  • @Lego_Breaker
    @Lego_Breaker 4 месяца назад +5

    THE 13TH ANGEL IS HERE ITS SO JOEVER

  • @cherrymoshu2501
    @cherrymoshu2501 6 лет назад +59

    the 13 people that disliked got hit by trains

    • @sanstheskeleton679
      @sanstheskeleton679 6 лет назад +10

      As a UT fan, I agree that this music may cause cancer
      Because it is so good, cells may be prone to suddenly mutate and be able to dance to the beat.

  • @prduckmansuikascereal
    @prduckmansuikascereal 7 лет назад +24

    happy birthday Clownplease! And this is my favorite song in Touhou AoCF

  • @spaciousflame
    @spaciousflame 3 года назад +11

    In Japan, you ride train.
    In Gensokyo, train rides you.

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 7 месяцев назад

      I know your going for the whole Soviet Russia meme… but please watch your phrasing

  • @SKtheMage
    @SKtheMage 4 года назад +7

    "Lend me those beautiful legs"

  • @OverReaperCh
    @OverReaperCh 7 лет назад +139

    This russian Beat! I LOVE IT!!!

    • @iamaveryoldman4026
      @iamaveryoldman4026 7 лет назад +29

      Is Yukari trying to rush B with her train ?

    • @OverReaperCh
      @OverReaperCh 7 лет назад +8

      She gonna rush Both at the same time, and you won't even have a chance to react.

    • @thuphan1245
      @thuphan1245 7 лет назад +28

      A NU CHEEKI BREEKI YUKARII

    • @John-jc5hw
      @John-jc5hw 7 лет назад +5

      for anyone curious the genre is called HARDBASS

    • @thuphan1245
      @thuphan1245 7 лет назад +5

      Yes
      Thank you
      But nuh
      It's not
      It's called
      National Anthem ( Hardbass version )

  • @taxisalad
    @taxisalad 4 года назад +8

    Yukari music
    Yukari music

  • @kagummi
    @kagummi Год назад +4

    Reimu : Hihihuhu I throw balls and papers on you
    Yukari : Ok, now, my turn...

  • @ShockInazuma
    @ShockInazuma Год назад +5

    I love how you could put something like Cheeki Breeki with this and it wouldn't make a difference.

  • @pazne_sar4882
    @pazne_sar4882 3 года назад +6

    sudden rise of popularity in this song