When You Get Sent To Death Row So You Start A Gang in Prison Architect

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  • Опубликовано: 27 июл 2019
  • Welcome to Prison Architect Escape Mode! Build and manage a Maximum Security Prison. As the sun casts it’s early morning rays on a beautiful patch of countryside the clock starts ticking. You’ve got to crack on and build a holding cell to detain the job­ lot of maximum security prisoners that are trundling to your future prison on their yellow bus. As your workmen lay the last brick you don’t have a moment to let them rest as they need to get started on the first proper cell block so you can make room for the next prisoner intake. Once they’ve all got a place to lay their weary heads the fun can really start.
    Besides from building and managing prisons, there is another game mode in Prison Architect: The Escape Mode, where you are a prisoner yourself and have to try to escape from the prison.
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  • @literalcode
    @literalcode 5 лет назад +103

    That part where Houdini comes out from the shadows to save the day feels like it shoulda been in the campaign or something lol

  • @johnmacaulay7614
    @johnmacaulay7614 5 лет назад +1066

    Prison guards: “you’re on death row”
    Blitz: *pulls out uno reverse card*

    • @nickmillers1092
      @nickmillers1092 5 лет назад +3

      Im Beuky lol

    • @teodorakinova4437
      @teodorakinova4437 5 лет назад +3

      view

    • @arlaxazure486
      @arlaxazure486 5 лет назад +23

      Blitz: "I'm not locked in with you..."
      /pulls out a lighter
      Blitz: "YOU'RE locked in here with ME!"

    • @unknownz1238
      @unknownz1238 5 лет назад +4

      Oh yeah take this
      “No U”
      It reverses all actions the turn before so your reverse card does nothing
      Right back at you

    • @unknownz1238
      @unknownz1238 5 лет назад +2

      And if that doesn’t work I use
      “Right back at you buckeroo”

  • @woofn5918
    @woofn5918 5 лет назад +243

    *sets fire to an entire prison*
    Smokey the bear: "am I a joke to you?"

  • @5subswithnovideos249
    @5subswithnovideos249 5 лет назад +132

    Blitz: Im going to set the school on fire 14:53
    Blitz's FBI agent: Interesting.

  • @RealShail
    @RealShail 5 лет назад +46

    High-Security Prison: Exists
    Blitz with a lighter: *I'm about to ruin this building's whole career.*

  • @4196sally
    @4196sally 4 года назад +27

    Blitz: “ I hear things happening outside “
    Me worried as a viewer as two police cars and an ambulance go past my house as he said it

  • @elysabethkensinger757
    @elysabethkensinger757 2 года назад +15

    Houdine: the man that was the first friend, and made sure everyone got out safely

  • @nonsensicalhumanoid
    @nonsensicalhumanoid 5 лет назад +361

    removing the city mod would be a good idea, alot of things are renamed in the mod, it would be better so you dont see cells as "houses"

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 4 года назад +21

      Yeah, that was weird. I didn't even know where that came from until I read your comment.

    • @Angel-wc1jf
      @Angel-wc1jf 3 года назад +9

      hold up there's a city mod? i made a city without knowing this???

    • @donaldbeetlestone5900
      @donaldbeetlestone5900 3 года назад +4

      Awsum username and ... It would b better...i was in a psychiatric hosp in Utica ny and was adapted by a prisoner...i knew he had been on th inside bc he kept telin me 2 stop talking wen I was going by his 🏠 ... Or ... Cel ... And I just luv that u hav a mayo

  • @jigalooo2331
    @jigalooo2331 5 лет назад +350

    I’m pretty sure blitz got into death row by burning buildings down

  • @ufxm
    @ufxm 5 лет назад +912

    Stealing some cookies and going to death row?
    Grandma must be mad af

  • @cosmicfoxmay8761
    @cosmicfoxmay8761 5 лет назад +502

    Top notch secure prison but one yt boi burns down entire building with one lighter

  • @ninehundredninetyninezash
    @ninehundredninetyninezash 5 лет назад +64

    7:00 OH SHOOT from a man who burnt half a prison

  • @saltyboi8326
    @saltyboi8326 5 лет назад +43

    Dory: Just keep swimming
    Blitz: BURN BURN BURN BURN

  • @brandongreenland9632
    @brandongreenland9632 4 года назад +65

    Top ten deadliest prison gangs, Number 1:
    *The Blitz Gang*

    • @leopinty5103
      @leopinty5103 4 года назад +5

      Number 2: Death row inmates

    • @leopinty5103
      @leopinty5103 4 года назад +4

      Number 3: Supermax inmates

    • @colberty5524
      @colberty5524 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like a sub group of skinheads

    • @starstencahl8985
      @starstencahl8985 4 года назад

      Colberty I heard there was some kind of Blitz Gang doing all kinds if crazy stuff in the 40s, but not too sure :>

    • @iamking6078
      @iamking6078 4 года назад

      blitzkrieg

  • @sweetyesma30
    @sweetyesma30 5 лет назад +166

    "The man who burnt down an entire prison with just a single liter*

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ 5 лет назад +118

    Headline
    Impenetrable High-Security Prison vs Florida man with lighter.

  • @_rust.y
    @_rust.y 3 года назад +11

    10:20 “Good, that’s one less loose end.”

  • @firesturmgaming
    @firesturmgaming 5 лет назад +14

    This must be the future of America where stealing cookies get you put on Death Row.

  • @dealwithitinc9138
    @dealwithitinc9138 5 лет назад +21

    The reason everyone died is because they can't breathe because of the smoke and flames burning them alive

  • @tsathirtyvods2409
    @tsathirtyvods2409 4 года назад +43

    "Can't a guy just burn down an entire prison with a single lighter without the fire department coming in and ruining my fun"
    Comedy

  • @Zennex996
    @Zennex996 9 месяцев назад +1

    Guards: this Prisoner is in death row.
    Blitz: *your free trial of living has expired*

  • @bye2117
    @bye2117 5 лет назад +11

    Who would win?
    Death Row vs. Some guy with a lighter

  • @AndreaMMc
    @AndreaMMc 5 лет назад +7

    13:38 “NO HES ON FIRE! Oh wait..YES HES ON FIRE!" Rip construction worker.

  • @masonhales
    @masonhales 4 года назад +10

    "It only took 6 hours to get processed" That's actually average for real prison and jail

  • @sunitalekkala1602
    @sunitalekkala1602 5 лет назад +22

    0:14 *gasp* did you steal two cookies?

    • @paytonmorales9980
      @paytonmorales9980 5 лет назад

      Not I'm better than him I stole 3 get rekt

    • @reallynobody2462
      @reallynobody2462 5 лет назад

      omg stop spelling cookies wrong
      you put the first o where the second o is!!!
      learn omg!!!!

    • @zackducku5717
      @zackducku5717 4 года назад

      @@reallynobody2462 LOL XD took me a second

  • @user-du9wg3ru5p
    @user-du9wg3ru5p 4 года назад +1

    Blitz: shoots dog
    PETA: *peace was never an option*

  • @atriox7221
    @atriox7221 5 лет назад +6

    71 people murders and a dog (not counting indirect kills like the ones from the fires)
    Pretty good innings

  • @crabrangoon2493
    @crabrangoon2493 3 года назад +7

    13:05 secret footage of blitz doing what he is best at. Making the world burn

  • @gregbaranszky545
    @gregbaranszky545 4 года назад +5

    “ I did it, I killed him all by myself!”
    Worrying words.

  • @darkpixel1128
    @darkpixel1128 5 лет назад +23

    stealing cookies?
    did you know: When no one was looking, Lex Luthor
    took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes.
    That's as many as four tens.
    And that's terrible

  • @robin8780
    @robin8780 3 года назад +4

    He needs to bring this series back it’s amazing

  • @mysterialink926
    @mysterialink926 5 лет назад +10

    BLITZ KILLS DOG
    PETA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

  • @LilSejad
    @LilSejad 4 года назад +7

    Great Video As Always. 👏👏👏👏
    I Think That Blitz Doesn't Know Suge Knight Cause If He Knows Him He Will Know What is Death Row it's His Company.

  • @thephsycho7354
    @thephsycho7354 5 лет назад +5

    Yes it’s very relatable getting sent to death row and starting a gang

  • @voyomaypl1608
    @voyomaypl1608 5 лет назад +13

    Can I send you my prison? It's totaly functional* and I can guarantee you will never escape.

    • @winterfoxofspoon
      @winterfoxofspoon 4 года назад

      Oh rrrrriiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhttttttttttt
      We can’t start a riot then take there stuff

    • @johnnytest9258
      @johnnytest9258 4 года назад

      whast the name, i wanna try

  • @papagray6569
    @papagray6569 4 года назад +1

    Blitz : kills man with one punch
    Blitz later : shoots guard with shotgun...
    Guard somehow lives but gets knocked out

  • @theepicukrainian
    @theepicukrainian 3 года назад +1

    The difference between the escapists and prison architect:
    The escapists: stealth
    Prison architect: burn down the prison

  • @thecaptain9496
    @thecaptain9496 4 года назад +1

    Prison Architect: *exist*
    Blitz: *Proceeds to turn it into Postal 2*

  • @joshuahilde1890
    @joshuahilde1890 4 года назад +6

    6:22 this guy is tired I’m gonna zap him, get some sleep now
    I’m dead

  • @kylematthew8715
    @kylematthew8715 3 года назад +1

    Blitz has put it on the fire and JailBreak is on Fire

  • @hooligan9615
    @hooligan9615 3 года назад +1

    This vid felt like a movie, and the great fire was the climax

  • @Perfectionist..
    @Perfectionist.. 4 года назад +1

    Blitz:Shoots dog
    John Wick:am i a joke to you

  • @CletusTheFetusDeletus
    @CletusTheFetusDeletus 3 года назад +4

    This is exactly like when I did this! This game is so accurate! 10/10

  • @yonabear5353
    @yonabear5353 5 лет назад +2

    Blitz the guards never miss you it's because of one the perks that you can get it makes it harder for them to make you unconscious that makes it to where if they tase you it won't work sometimes and you getting higher security block and it makes it harder to escape

  • @nilgaming2022
    @nilgaming2022 5 лет назад +10

    Doctor: 3 people went into a coma for fighting
    People when they woke up from the coma: Whoops, my mistake

  • @Kingy888
    @Kingy888 3 года назад +1

    I love it when my names Harris then he said let's punch Harris in the face

  • @rexisnox577
    @rexisnox577 4 года назад +2

    3:19 Already most powerful prisoner in the proson.

  • @ianboydstun6453
    @ianboydstun6453 4 года назад +6

    I couldn't imagine how many life sentences you have
    Edit: holy jesus I just saw you barely spent 2 days there

  • @brensap8453
    @brensap8453 5 лет назад +11

    My favorite time of the day! Naked time! -Blitz 2019

  • @argonenergymovies6085
    @argonenergymovies6085 5 лет назад +1

    blitz is probably on a watch list somewhere

  • @monsieur_muzu
    @monsieur_muzu 5 лет назад +1

    Chalenge: Burn down the bigest prison in the game. BURN IT DOWN TO THE GROUND!

  • @likeablekiwi6265
    @likeablekiwi6265 2 года назад +1

    The hardest prison would have a water sprinkler on every furniture in existence inside the prison Xd

  • @just-potato1247
    @just-potato1247 3 года назад

    The prison:on fire
    The fireman:this is fine.

  • @forg6279
    @forg6279 5 лет назад +9

    I mean I would join the Blitz gang

  • @TrustedTrashy
    @TrustedTrashy 5 лет назад

    Thank you for making amazing content and funny

  • @paytonmorales9980
    @paytonmorales9980 5 лет назад +1

    Thanks this help me on the real thing thanks for the tips

  • @xx_weebkiller_xx5076
    @xx_weebkiller_xx5076 2 года назад +2

    This title is definitely me on Sundays

  • @greysonsmith1024
    @greysonsmith1024 4 года назад +2

    published on my birthday which made me so happy

  • @supuhmon3217
    @supuhmon3217 5 лет назад +1

    Hi guys! I’m so excited for another video!

  • @Sierra_Kiwi
    @Sierra_Kiwi 5 лет назад

    Absilutley great video

  • @Iitzfudgey
    @Iitzfudgey 5 лет назад

    Great video blitz

  • @ProfessionalKidnapper
    @ProfessionalKidnapper 2 года назад

    Bro prison architect was the best game, I remember asking my sister to make me a prison and i would try to escape it.

  • @jigalooo2331
    @jigalooo2331 5 лет назад +1

    Also please more prison architect where you do the architect part

  • @19kazza
    @19kazza 5 лет назад +29

    I just clicked on this video gave it a like cuz I already knew that it was good

  • @acidballs2415
    @acidballs2415 5 лет назад

    Love your vids

  • @spongeboboncrack6926
    @spongeboboncrack6926 3 года назад +1

    Should be renamed to: Using fire to work my way out of everything in Prison Architect

  • @romanmantis
    @romanmantis 5 лет назад

    I ordered your shirt and it came today I love it

  • @gabecampbell69
    @gabecampbell69 5 лет назад

    Love ur vids

  • @ARCCommanderOrar
    @ARCCommanderOrar 5 лет назад

    Finally back to Prison Architect

  • @needboostRL
    @needboostRL 3 года назад

    Every video: when you get sent to prison to get lots of crew and destroy capacitators

  • @chillmushroom6016
    @chillmushroom6016 5 лет назад +4

    He should play the escapist 2 (it looks the same to this game excepting dont kill no one)

    • @aceapache4914
      @aceapache4914 3 года назад

      It sucks but I can’t get a refund

  • @JianSheng98
    @JianSheng98 5 лет назад +3

    Hi Blitz! First time watching you here and I'm already enjoying myself! I made a prison that I feel like it's inescapable, would you like to try it out? Great video, you've earned a subscriber! Keep it up!

  • @Mark-fr2eb
    @Mark-fr2eb 4 года назад

    Love this video and love this game😊

  • @ninjaz-snanimator5718
    @ninjaz-snanimator5718 3 года назад

    that's so funny when u say NO DONT HEAL THE GUARD 5:03 XDDDD

  • @UrMom-vs3hh
    @UrMom-vs3hh 4 года назад +1

    DONT DROP THE SOAP! 😳

  • @dizzyvideos6347
    @dizzyvideos6347 4 года назад

    If the guard has Nokia flip phones on his feet he’s gunna grind the concrete to dust

  • @Matthew.H
    @Matthew.H 4 года назад

    Ouch that hurt, better watch your back

  • @dra-boys-despair9806
    @dra-boys-despair9806 4 года назад

    Your content has changed a lot

  • @circle1760
    @circle1760 3 года назад

    Me: sees Jackson get out of the prison truck
    Also me: WAIT I WENT TO PRISON?

  • @gegneg3646
    @gegneg3646 5 лет назад +1

    Very relatable

  • @xenslen_7784
    @xenslen_7784 4 года назад

    i love how he ends the video so fast :)

  • @ashdsf_
    @ashdsf_ 4 года назад

    Grandma is really angry about you taken them cookies boi

  • @murkywateradminssions5219
    @murkywateradminssions5219 4 года назад +1

    When you set a bed on fire but don't realize your in ground zero

  • @card24us
    @card24us 3 года назад

    Blitz is a fire proof terminator he walked out of fires without taking damage

  • @mrboomboom4868
    @mrboomboom4868 5 лет назад +2

    When I get Prisoned ,I want to be in a Prison whit Blitz .
    It Will always be funny .

  • @MaxStrike_
    @MaxStrike_ Год назад +1

    Blitz really said make me naked 💀

  • @melvinhotdogman6926
    @melvinhotdogman6926 4 года назад

    Blitz: *In Prison*
    Prison: *Sweating*

  • @averylazyguy8154
    @averylazyguy8154 5 лет назад +2

    0:50
    "make me naked please" -Blitz, 2019

  • @landonramandanes6562
    @landonramandanes6562 5 лет назад +2

    Nobody:
    Blitz: LETS SET THE CHURCH ON FIRE!

  • @corneliuscornstock7937
    @corneliuscornstock7937 2 года назад

    That title sounds like you got sent to Death Row and you played Prison Achitect and started a gang.

  • @pallav8725
    @pallav8725 5 лет назад +3

    when u came under 1 min
    -" *I am speed* "

  • @thatdapperplat7805
    @thatdapperplat7805 5 лет назад +5

    75 people perished in The Great Blitz Breakout of 2019, the prison was burnt to rubble, and the nearby town went into anarchy

  • @subatomicl7
    @subatomicl7 4 года назад

    great twist at the end

  • @tgtdtmaa
    @tgtdtmaa 2 года назад

    alt title: man commits mass arson and makes the game give him 9 billion points

  • @broliciarchive
    @broliciarchive 5 лет назад

    The title is so relatableee!!

  • @ItzLattirea
    @ItzLattirea 2 месяца назад

    New sub

  • @jkrae6197
    @jkrae6197 4 года назад

    Ive been smiling and laughing this whole time.

    • @mike4121
      @mike4121 2 года назад

      2 years and nobody liked or replied to Ur commentary

  • @Gullbrand_
    @Gullbrand_ 2 года назад +1

    8 of his gang members escaped
    4 of his gang members died
    blitz's gang killed 75 people and 1 dog

  • @nickwiora8214
    @nickwiora8214 4 года назад +1

    (first day in prison)
    me: "man I hope this place isn't as bad as people say"
    {see man running through halls naked, punching guards, clogging all the toilets and gets tazed}
    me: "oh this is gonna be sweet"

  • @travisshaffer6623
    @travisshaffer6623 5 лет назад

    Lol That was Gangsta boi!