Awsum username and ... It would b better...i was in a psychiatric hosp in Utica ny and was adapted by a prisoner...i knew he had been on th inside bc he kept telin me 2 stop talking wen I was going by his 🏠 ... Or ... Cel ... And I just luv that u hav a mayo
stealing cookies? did you know: When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible
Blitz the guards never miss you it's because of one the perks that you can get it makes it harder for them to make you unconscious that makes it to where if they tase you it won't work sometimes and you getting higher security block and it makes it harder to escape
I make experimental prisons that contains nonsense such as 2 wardens lol, I don't know if 2 wardens is possible, and I use the prisoners as test subjects
(first day in prison) me: "man I hope this place isn't as bad as people say" {see man running through halls naked, punching guards, clogging all the toilets and gets tazed} me: "oh this is gonna be sweet"
Hi Blitz! First time watching you here and I'm already enjoying myself! I made a prison that I feel like it's inescapable, would you like to try it out? Great video, you've earned a subscriber! Keep it up!
Prison guards: “you’re on death row”
Blitz: *pulls out uno reverse card*
Im Beuky lol
view
Blitz: "I'm not locked in with you..."
/pulls out a lighter
Blitz: "YOU'RE locked in here with ME!"
Oh yeah take this
“No U”
It reverses all actions the turn before so your reverse card does nothing
Right back at you
And if that doesn’t work I use
“Right back at you buckeroo”
*sets fire to an entire prison*
Smokey the bear: "am I a joke to you?"
Lol
its all good it wasnt a forest fire....sets smokey on fire.
removing the city mod would be a good idea, alot of things are renamed in the mod, it would be better so you dont see cells as "houses"
Yeah, that was weird. I didn't even know where that came from until I read your comment.
hold up there's a city mod? i made a city without knowing this???
Awsum username and ... It would b better...i was in a psychiatric hosp in Utica ny and was adapted by a prisoner...i knew he had been on th inside bc he kept telin me 2 stop talking wen I was going by his 🏠 ... Or ... Cel ... And I just luv that u hav a mayo
That part where Houdini comes out from the shadows to save the day feels like it shoulda been in the campaign or something lol
Stealing some cookies and going to death row?
Grandma must be mad af
A depressed salad lmao
No it’s in North Korea
Oh
Umm....
Did anyone else watch this traight after watch season 7 of orange is the new black
Blitz: Im going to set the school on fire 14:53
Blitz's FBI agent: Interesting.
Omq Snowwy p
Die school die
Blitz: “ I hear things happening outside “
Me worried as a viewer as two police cars and an ambulance go past my house as he said it
I’m pretty sure blitz got into death row by burning buildings down
This is the prequel
And killing a hundred gaurds
Possibly, who knows though.
Serial Arson XD
And killing dogo
Top notch secure prison but one yt boi burns down entire building with one lighter
_stonks_
~more like no stonks~
@@jackofastora8962 I have not prepared for this..
Bonks
george trump did 9/22
High-Security Prison: Exists
Blitz with a lighter: *I'm about to ruin this building's whole career.*
Houdine: the man that was the first friend, and made sure everyone got out safely
7:00 OH SHOOT from a man who burnt half a prison
6:57*
@@nezbitnezbit5397 maybe my youtube lagged smh
"The man who burnt down an entire prison with just a single liter*
A legend
*Lighter
The reply section of this comment will be filled with *lighter
@Captain Feesh *lighter
*lighter
Dory: Just keep swimming
Blitz: BURN BURN BURN BURN
Ryan's tooeeswrveel
"Can't a guy just burn down an entire prison with a single lighter without the fire department coming in and ruining my fun"
Comedy
16:04
Top ten deadliest prison gangs, Number 1:
*The Blitz Gang*
Number 2: Death row inmates
Number 3: Supermax inmates
Sounds like a sub group of skinheads
Colberty I heard there was some kind of Blitz Gang doing all kinds if crazy stuff in the 40s, but not too sure :>
blitzkrieg
Headline
Impenetrable High-Security Prison vs Florida man with lighter.
The reason everyone died is because they can't breathe because of the smoke and flames burning them alive
Guards: this Prisoner is in death row.
Blitz: *your free trial of living has expired*
This must be the future of America where stealing cookies get you put on Death Row.
He needs to bring this series back it’s amazing
13:38 “NO HES ON FIRE! Oh wait..YES HES ON FIRE!" Rip construction worker.
"It only took 6 hours to get processed" That's actually average for real prison and jail
Wrong can take a couple hours to days
The difference between the escapists and prison architect:
The escapists: stealth
Prison architect: burn down the prison
Blitz: shoots dog
PETA: *peace was never an option*
10:20 “Good, that’s one less loose end.”
stealing cookies?
did you know: When no one was looking, Lex Luthor
took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible
Oh my, that's truly horrible!
That's devastating!
That's a plot for a horror movie right there
Who would win?
Death Row vs. Some guy with a lighter
71 people murders and a dog (not counting indirect kills like the ones from the fires)
Pretty good innings
0:14 *gasp* did you steal two cookies?
Not I'm better than him I stole 3 get rekt
omg stop spelling cookies wrong
you put the first o where the second o is!!!
learn omg!!!!
@@reallynobody2462 LOL XD took me a second
Yes it’s very relatable getting sent to death row and starting a gang
The hardest prison would have a water sprinkler on every furniture in existence inside the prison Xd
This vid felt like a movie, and the great fire was the climax
Blitz : kills man with one punch
Blitz later : shoots guard with shotgun...
Guard somehow lives but gets knocked out
13:05 secret footage of blitz doing what he is best at. Making the world burn
“ I did it, I killed him all by myself!”
Worrying words.
8 of his gang members escaped
4 of his gang members died
blitz's gang killed 75 people and 1 dog
Can I send you my prison? It's totaly functional* and I can guarantee you will never escape.
Oh rrrrriiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhttttttttttt
We can’t start a riot then take there stuff
whast the name, i wanna try
Great Video As Always. 👏👏👏👏
I Think That Blitz Doesn't Know Suge Knight Cause If He Knows Him He Will Know What is Death Row it's His Company.
Prison Architect: *exist*
Blitz: *Proceeds to turn it into Postal 2*
This is exactly like when I did this! This game is so accurate! 10/10
BLITZ KILLS DOG
PETA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
published on my birthday which made me so happy
Doctor: 3 people went into a coma for fighting
People when they woke up from the coma: Whoops, my mistake
Hi guys! I’m so excited for another video!
Blitz has put it on the fire and JailBreak is on Fire
He wasn’t on death row at start but at end definitely in death row
6:22 this guy is tired I’m gonna zap him, get some sleep now
I’m dead
I couldn't imagine how many life sentences you have
Edit: holy jesus I just saw you barely spent 2 days there
Blitz the guards never miss you it's because of one the perks that you can get it makes it harder for them to make you unconscious that makes it to where if they tase you it won't work sometimes and you getting higher security block and it makes it harder to escape
I just clicked on this video gave it a like cuz I already knew that it was good
Noice
Noice
Noice
Baa.
Chalenge: Burn down the bigest prison in the game. BURN IT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
3:19 Already most powerful prisoner in the proson.
When you set a bed on fire but don't realize your in ground zero
Bro prison architect was the best game, I remember asking my sister to make me a prison and i would try to escape it.
Should be renamed to: Using fire to work my way out of everything in Prison Architect
Blitz really said make me naked 💀
I mean I would join the Blitz gang
Nobody:
Blitz: LETS SET THE CHURCH ON FIRE!
Light blue is low security
Orange is medium security
Dard orange is maximum security
Maroon is super max security
Black is death row
when u came under 1 min
-" *I am speed* "
Finally back to Prison Architect
When you get a death sentence but you end up giving the guards the death sentence.
I make experimental prisons that contains nonsense such as 2 wardens lol, I don't know if 2 wardens is possible, and I use the prisoners as test subjects
😂😂
Every video: when you get sent to prison to get lots of crew and destroy capacitators
(first day in prison)
me: "man I hope this place isn't as bad as people say"
{see man running through halls naked, punching guards, clogging all the toilets and gets tazed}
me: "oh this is gonna be sweet"
No burning the church blitz
Blitz: *In Prison*
Prison: *Sweating*
blitz is probably on a watch list somewhere
Also please more prison architect where you do the architect part
New sub
My favorite time of the day! Naked time! -Blitz 2019
When you are the only survivor from area 51
Facts
The prison:on fire
The fireman:this is fine.
When I get Prisoned ,I want to be in a Prison whit Blitz .
It Will always be funny .
Your content has changed a lot
75 people perished in The Great Blitz Breakout of 2019, the prison was burnt to rubble, and the nearby town went into anarchy
That's what I call blitzkrieg
I love it when my names Harris then he said let's punch Harris in the face
My mom walked in when you said "MAKE ME NAKED"
No views and 9 likes, not gonna ask questions!
If the guard has Nokia flip phones on his feet he’s gunna grind the concrete to dust
He should play the escapist 2 (it looks the same to this game excepting dont kill no one)
It sucks but I can’t get a refund
Hi Blitz! First time watching you here and I'm already enjoying myself! I made a prison that I feel like it's inescapable, would you like to try it out? Great video, you've earned a subscriber! Keep it up!
Average youtube enjoyer lol
Beginner level
Thanks this help me on the real thing thanks for the tips
Me: sees Jackson get out of the prison truck
Also me: WAIT I WENT TO PRISON?
YES U DID
MY BOY
Blitz is a fire proof terminator he walked out of fires without taking damage
I watched this while playing the escapist 1, next to my bro who was playing escapist 2, while waiting for a building in prison architect to complete
i love how he ends the video so fast :)
This title is definitely me on Sundays
When you get death row and it takes so long you bring it into your own hands
Thank you for making amazing content and funny
Grandma is really angry about you taken them cookies boi
I ordered your shirt and it came today I love it
That title sounds like you got sent to Death Row and you played Prison Achitect and started a gang.
yeah im in prison now and its because I made somebody step on a lego..
alt title: man commits mass arson and makes the game give him 9 billion points
0:50
"make me naked please" -Blitz, 2019
Ouch that hurt, better watch your back
When is the next gold rush vid??
In 2000 light-years
@@jacktrevey7477 light years is a distance not a time
Steve Mendoza r/whoosh
@@jacktrevey7477 there are enough people who believe that haha
Man just killed an entire prison 💀