President Biden Gives Rousing 45-Minute Speech at Democratic National Convention
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- Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024
- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, August 20, then checks in with his monologue writers and holds a surprise inspection to review the quality of their jokes.
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Three and a half years and he turned around a mess put the usa 🇺🇸 at the top of the g7 .was humble enough to pass the torch ,he will go down in history as a great president .that's what we in the uk 🇬🇧 think
the guy who replied under my comment has a profile picture of hitler and your going to like his comment lol You cant blame age when bernies sharper than him but If he turned around a mess you would think his party would alow him to run again but they know he would even lose to an elderly canidate that they gave a felony to
And we here in Oz!* 🇦🇺 ❤️ 🇬🇧
* well, the good ones at least. 🤷♂️
Thank you, UK. Agree❤
@@terryhurtado8852It's called age dude. Didn't they teach you about the how life works in your special ed school? 😟
Some of us in the U.S. think the same....including that he promised to take a woman into office as his vice president before he was elected, then did so - and validated the correctness of that action by sticking to his other promise - that he would only be a one-term president - and stepping aside to promote the person that would have been his running mate. Character in spades. Greatness in humility.
Awww, the love for those of us who catch him on RUclips the next morning.
It's funny how after watching enough of these, you can sigh "Scollins" even before Seth says it.
surprised no one in the audience yells it at this point.
so tru
My ex got me clued in..now its obvious 😂😂
*SCOLLINS!!!*
Without a doubt. I can always spot a Scollins joke. Always. Even DURING the monologue now, lol!
It's the Whales in Spain joke that had me on the floor. Some of the best jokes are the ones you don't see coming.
I really loved that one. In my opinion it was really clever.
That was actually pretty funny imo lol
It made me laugh.
Agreed, it was a fabulous joke 😂
I made a similar comment before I saw this thread. 😀 Totally agree.
I can even feel the bubbly mass enthusiasm from here in Toronto. Such a wonderful joy to see.
🥃👴🏻 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
@@paulyricca3881 better than yours that's in jail for prostitution
@@paulyricca3881 way better than your that's in jail for prostitution
It really feels electric - thanks for the well wishes, neighbor to the north🖖
We have police and Trudeau. Gosh sad up here in Canada
“…At least watch it on RUclips the next day.” He’s talking about us! :D
Surprise Inspection is a gem. I can see these writers sitting around for hours, getting tired, a little loopy, cracking up over jokes that in the moment seem funny 😂
It’s one of my favorite segments. It has some of the best call backs
@@llchapman1234 at this point they're submitting jokes that they know won't work in the monologue thinking "ok this could definitely make surprise inspection"
Except for Lutz who just goes home, safe in the knowledge he has his own, regular bad lazy jokes segment *called the "Leave-him-alone guy".*
And Wahrheit for some reason I have not quite figured out yet but probably cause he is the biggest teacher's pet.
I don't get the Subway joke, do help me please.
@@qqw743Ditto! 🤷😊
Thank you President Biden.. We love you man!!
Scottish Jackal here: Scotland is super excited about Kamala Harris and Tim Walz 🏴💙🇺🇸 to paraphrase Winston Churchill, we're confident that America will do the right thing, now that you've exhausted all other options 😉
Edit: also, a big thank you to President Biden. I can't imagine a more selfless act of patriotism. He'll be remembered fondly by history.
As a fellow Scot , I approve of this message.
Thank you for your support.🎉
@@Rogers_Rangerwhereabouts? I'm in Inverness
Thanks so much. Do you think Scotland will be free of English rule soon?
This attitude makes us so excited our kid is going to University in Scotland next month.
"Or watch it on youtube the next day"
Thanks for seeing us Seth :)
12:35 is really late when ya gotta get up at 5!
Hi from 🇭🇲! Voting reduces the risk of unwanted presidencies.🌊🇺🇸🗽!
That needs to be on a shirt!!!
You can say that all you want, but its barely audible here in florida, and its a real shame. #yayelectoralcollegeandyourvotesdontmatterifyoubarelyloseastate
Godwin time: Hitler was democratically elected
I love playing "guess who wrote it" so, so much
I feel like Scollins is basically writing for the Surprise Inspection now
I look forward to his jokes because it's actually locker room kind of funny.
New name Scollins Inspection
Sh*t show that cannot get by without telling Trump jokes 3 1/2 years after he left office!
So there's NO truth to the rumor that Seth murdered the real Scollins years ago in a fit of blind drunken rage after a Day Drinking segment and has been secretly submitting dumb jokes in Scollins' name ever since to cover up the crime?
They employ Scollins just to fill this segment.
Scollins’ bad jokes plus Seth’s perfect delivery are amazing lol
Picking Vance was the best thing drumpf’s done in years (or ever). He’s so unlikable and weird and it’s eating them all up so bad; I’m totally here for it!
Drumpf? Are you 8?
@DopeyDetector that was his name before his grandfather (or maybe his father) changed it.
@@derekrhodes4536 true
Sh*t show that cannot get by without telling Trump jokes 3 1/2 years after he left office!
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
love how suprise inspection has become a play-along-at-home exercise for me lmao
😂 They should make it a game show.
I think I only missed two tonight 😀
@@Zimani08 i was pretty accurate except for mixing up brian and matt a few times. could’ve sworn brian was the pun guy but apparently he’s got competition haha
We need an actual Oops! All Scollins Surprise Inspection
We need an entire Scollins episode.
Nah, sounds like a better idea than it is. 🤦♀️ 😂
Scoll of them!
YASSS!1!!!
We basically just had one.
I live in Tokyo and the only way I can watch Seth in on youtube.
Correction: Caves most assuredly do have shafts. A vertical drop, where the caver would have to abseil, is called a shaft. A daylight shaft starts at the surface, meaning light can shine into the shaft. There are also pitch and single drop shafts, which refer to other forms of verticals in the cave.
I was looking for this argument 🙏
That's what I thought. Thank you for posting, you know much more about it than I do. Are you a spelunker?
That's Sethh gettin' shafted then...
@@AshleyVN What you looking at Willis? You have lovely ....eye?
@@AtlanteanTechnarch He's a caveman.
7:52 Correction: In The Godfather a real horse's head was used to shoot that scene. It was acquired from a dog food factory.
Beat me to the post...
redemption for scollins' joke!!!
That Ally joke was excellent.
Poetry indeed!
I Liked it too !! 🤣🤣
I Liked it too ! 🤣🤣
Yup
I’m sorry but I think Joe did an amazing job and I for one am very proud of his accomplishments
So does Seth , he's just goofing
...what did he accomplish?
@@Protohomo1 infrastructure for one
@@kelleywimberley we have failing infrastructure for years now. Most bridge s are a d rating or lower
@@Protohomo1 yet he was able to pass legislation to help that very thing. He’s also got cost of medicine down for seniors ( one of whom I take care for).
8:06 Allie’s jokes are always great! They’re the control in an experiment that provides a baseline for how terrible the rest are. 🙌
I think she is a DEI hire, in that she is funny, and thus she diversifies the writing staff. 😊
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Subjective. I really liked hers, but I also thought most of them were better than the standard monologue jokes on the show; they just don't want to fully endorse such edgy material or that may be offensive to localities instead of big hitters and conservative griftshits.
The Whales in Spain joke was perfect IMO
Surprise Inspection is my absolute favorite segment! Team Scollins all the way!!
Seth is the best. Really enjoy the surprise inspection
This Surprise Inspection has surprisingly good jokes. The "rock hard" joke is hilarious
Biden was high energy & inspiring.
This man is the sitting (in his own waste) President of the United States.
No amount of "high energy" injections can make that acceptable.
*Disgusting.*
Said no one ever.😂
@@DavidZiggyJiggyBowieAt least he's not a rambling idiot like the Orange Tool. Sharks and batteries, anyone?
@@DavidZiggyJiggyBowie Said Nesferatu
@@komitkazi Hahahaha.
I love how Seth uses the same lead to his periodic segments. Knowing what's coming next boots my heart rate! And I say this as a cardiac patient. Thanks!
The driving cat photo! LOL! This childless cat lady loves it!
it's toonces.
@@vforwombat9915 we're soooooooo old
“He drives around
all over the town
Toonces the Driving Cat!”
Did they ever do one where Toonces had to appear in traffic court? Cause he was not a great driver.
They grow up so fast.
I love surprise inspection. Seth gets his writers names and faces on air while making fun of them. It's a win win.
6:57 I'd like to imagine every time Scollins make an offensive joke like that, he would do what Seth did and say "Scollins!" while pointing at himself like the douchiest 80s frat guy ever.
Pointing to himself with both his thumbs 😂😂😂
#Wouldn't that be funny! 🤣🤣🤣😂
“Who wrote that? This guy.”
(said in *that* voice)
His photo kind of does that already
All the writers are awesome, but Surprise Inspection seems like such a testament to Amber's skill as a writer because DAMN she never gets called out.
She might not write monologue jokes. Some of the writers specialize on certain segments.
Thank You, Seth & Late Night Crew!
Couldn’t get the QR to scan… bummer. I was hoping for a Jackal review 😂
Rookies can recognize a Scollins joke in a heartbeat. True professionals recognizes Brian and Matt jokes anywhere.
What if you recognise Ally's?
Although to be fair, I thought Matt's was written by Brian, and one of Brian's written by Scollins 😅
@@phelan_pt Ally's a bit easier to spot. Just listen for the unapologetic goofiness.
@@gamepapa1211 yeah, we knew Scollins is not going to reference My Fair Lady
The cat-Boston traffic joke... I like the idea of someone in the graphics department being asked for a picture of a cat behind the wheel of a car, and then just thinking, 'Oh, that's easy. I'll just put Mr. Mittens in my Kia when I get home. Boom. Done. Man, I wish they were all this easy.'
Even easier? Just grabbing a stock still of SNL’s classic recurring late 80s/early 90s sketch Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car.
@@razzledazzylThank you. I totally forgot about Toonces. God, it's gonna be a banner year. The little things in life help the medicine go down. My Fair Poppins, whatever.
@razzledazzyl Oh. Fair enough. Yeah, that would be easier.
@@kit2770 Easier, but not as fun as your way, though. 😸
Thank you Seth and the team for another great show! Appreciate the laughs!! .
I gotta say, those Surprise Inspection jokes were bangers. Seriously, funniest bunch of 'em yet. Totally could have been in the show.
Weren't they?
For sure! 😂
@howardhales6325 The premise is "we couldn't use these jokes". TECHNICALLY, they were in the slow, but only under that guise.
@@thechestrockfield A form of plausible denialability.
@@thechestrockfield He used them, but provided an out if they weren't up to par.
SOOOOO PROUD OF BIDEN!!!! I CRIED SO GOOD
I called it pride and hope running out of my face! Totally different than sad cry!
He is loveable.
Me too❤
Yup, President Biden is an amazing person! Much❤️from🇨🇦
Fifty years of sacrifice and service and I’m gonna miss that man. 🥹 He has always put our country before anything else.
CORRECTION: 7:28 they actually did use a real horse head in the Godfather, it wasn't a prop (It was borrowed from a nearby slaughterhouse that was gonna kill the horse anyway)
Lol no kidding wow
Yeah! It was a dog food plant in New Jersey. Francis Ford Coppola didn't like the look of the prop horse head so he found a horse at the plant that looked like the one in the movie and asked if he could have the head when they killed it.
"One day, a crate with dry ice came with this horse's head in it" -Francis Ford Coppola
time for animal flubs?!
I came to say this 😂 yes jackals unite!
As a native Staten Islander, I'm on Scollins's side. The great thing about being from Staten Island is, everywhere you go, it's better.
Same for the south 😂
Everything is coming up Scollins.
LOL
Ha!! Wagner College graduate here- I went home every single weekend. LOL!!
@@marydolores11 You notice it's free to leave but they charge you a toll on the way back, right?
Seth if it helps I binge everything when I finish work, around 1am so your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed
I am not a cat lover but that cat driving the car in Boston was cute as hell. Maybe somebody should put funny pictures and videos of cats on the internet. I bet people would watch them.
😅😅
That one made me laugh out loud! Graphics deserves part of the credit! I haven't heard the name Karen Chee in forever. I wonder if she's still writing for this show?
Aw, Toonces, we barely knew ye.
by jove you might be onto something
@@LindaC616Last time I checked the IMDB, she wasn't listed as a current writer. 😥
@canadaclaret - Naah, don't be silly. Cat videos would never catch on.
The Dunkin Donuts joke actually passed inspection in my book.
Ally’s joke was too good for this bit. How dare you.
Her jokes are the exception that prove the rule.
That last one about the birth at Dunkin belonged in the monologue! Would’ve been a solid closer. 👍🏼
I'm from MA, and I can say that Scollins does indeed make us proud.
Spoken like a true person from MA, the northern version of Florida. 🐝
@@rabbit251 No. I’m in MA and I wouldn’t go to Florida if I was well paid!
And pregnant. In a parking lot.
@@lenninyberg4064 Just being a jackal, but your answer is proving my point. Sorry.
Must be a low bar then.
Heyo! 🤣
Micheal Keaton as a lost new england cat with a mid-Atlantic accent, driving through the tri-state area in search of catnip. Let the hijinks roll 😂.
The difference between the DNC party and the RNC snoozefest could not be more stark!
Vote 💙
Seriously.. People are like normal looking, dressed normal, not saying insane stuff. Everyone is positive. Completely different.
00:40 This was a rare moment when Seth did NOT show the clip of Biden tripping over himself walking up the stairs to AF1. Seth LOVES to show that as much as possible, so it's really a great show of respect that he did NOT do it this time... what a guy.
👍🏽
Thank you for this comment!
He could stand to show Biden a lot more respect imho.
What the Nancy Kerrigan joke didn't initiate the "if you got that joke, it's time to schedule your colonoscopy in 5 to 10 years" ? 😅
🎉BRAVO PRESIDENT BIDEN 🎉
Swaddling Joe Biden in butterfly kisses after stealing his shot at a second term is slightly psychopathic, no?
Love him 💙💙💙💙💙
This man is the sitting (in his own waste) President of the United States.
*Disgusting.*
💙❤💙❤💙❤💙
@user-yx9rk8lg7o Same in my 61 years.
I literally almost spit up a glass of wine at "beating a dead horse" 💀💀💀
P.S. that last Skollins joke was actually pretty good!
Nothing says I’m an a**hole like trying to tell people who’ve been doing something for almost 95 years, how to do what they are famous for doing. Just remember that Pennsylvania.
Ttump always putting ketchup on his well done steak was/is a legitimate culinary crime, but Vance’s outrage has big “Obama asked for Dijon mustard” energy.
Not for nothing, while I do agree with your sentiment Philly Cheese Steaks are trash. Cheez wiz!? As the official topping?!? Eugh.
Chopped beef. Onions, peppers, Pepperjack.
there's video of trump eating a slice of pizza with a fork and knife @@8__vv__8
@@DiggySozeto me a lot depends on the type of steak, the real ones use ribeye, most places around the country use frozen shaved skirt steak or something similar.
@@DiggySoze Yeah, I've never had an official Philly Cheese Steak. Considering Cheez Whiz is so vile, I doubt I ever will. I like your recipe, that sounds delicious!
Allie should definitely get more credit for the whale joke, that was GOLD!
No. It made no sense whatsoever. How is it even a joke?
@@eljefe881it's a play on the phrase "the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plains" from a song in My Fair Lady. I guess it IS kind of a niche joke, but I grew up hearing that phrase frequently.
"Kamala Harris has a resume; Donald Trump has a Wrapsheet." - Jasmine Crockett
' Rap-sheet ... '
RAP (record of arrests and prosecutions) sheet not wrap sheet.
A wrap sheet is something that comes on a roll in your kitchen or what you put the dead body in before loading it into your trunk. Lol 😊
Yup
that was killer
@@bovinityleak2066 And if used in the second meaning, that will give you a rap sheet. 😊
The My Fair Lady joke worked perfectly. It deserved to be in the monologue or whatever section it would go in that isn't surprise inspection! But then again, I'm a jackal who is a musical theater nerd, so it's a joke for me
1:15 As a Pennsylvania native, I support this message! #CheesesteaksDontHaveSwissCheeseDuh
He is disrespectful even to food!!
Yinz aint from dawntawn are ya? 🙂
@@jhatchett7101 Did he have sex with the food? If so, I hope he bought it flowers first...
Just wanted to say, the whales in Spain joke was my favourite by far: clever and classy. (Also, I hope it's true.)
Saw it live, great speech!
🥃👴🏻 NETWORK TV NEWS SUCK
@@paulyricca3881 like your life 😂😂
I'm so sorry you had to experience that.
@@paulyricca3881I guess that's your US media because I saw all the speeches on CBC here in Canada.
I knew the joke about the horse was Scollins!!!😂
Great speech
That last joke at the end redeems the rest 🤣🤣🤣💯
You Rule Seth!!!
You shouldn't stoke his already overinflated ego. I'll bet the NBC gift shop now sells float balloons with Seth's head on them.
Ali’s “My Fair Lady” joke was totally on point 😅😊👍
I totally agree. Somehow the line was sung in Audrey Hepburn's voice in my head, so good it was.
1:00 youtube jackal reporting 🐾
You beat me to it 😂.
@@wayneerichsen 😁🐾🐾
🐾
@@Zimani08 (fellow jackal howl)
aoooooo 🐾
These weren’t terrible. I definitely chuckled
That Dunkin joke was gold! Good job Scollins!
Absolutely no idea what the Subway thing meant.
I mean if you're gonna do lewd acts to a statue, Bacchus would probably be the one who'd least mind and might even approve.😅
I have no doubt statues of Eros, Cupid, Venus, Aphrodite, Dionysus, Silenus and especially Priapus would definitely be down for some lewd and lascivious behaviour.
Seth should do a podcast with Gavin Newsom and Tim Walz
To be fair, “by a highway near a Dunkin Donuts” describes the entire eastern third of the state.
Bryan has gone from dad jokes to classical Greek statue jokes. Good for him.
*Roman statue. Is Bacchus, not Dionysus
@@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid Thank you for the correction. It is good to see the that the acumen of the Jackals is not just a myth.
"...or at least they watch it on RUclips the next day."
PS-- Surprise Inspection and Jokes Seth Can't Tell are by far the two best segments on this show-- or ANY show.
I actually believe Seth does the surveys from the receipt. That's the kind of person that does Corrections.
Oh my god the Pat's Cheesesteak joke slayed me. It's so true.
Trumpledforeskin’s Lawn Order speech in front of loitering cops in Michigan today almost had enough energy to be boring…
IKR?! Don Snoreleon strikes again 😂
Double time and a half,,, sir. They love the creep
Trumplethinskin
Exactly!
Didn’t it feel like he was on sedatives. He was lethargic and got almost no reaction for long periods of his speech. I’m here for it!
This show is just the greatest and I appreciate how you recognize that your comedy is a team effort.
6:36 Matt Goldich getting comfortable with the couch!
With it, on it, in it, many prepositions work here.
As a non American I think Bernie Sanders is the best President that you never had.
Bernie is surely an amazing individual who would surelyhave taken America forward and definitely prevented the Grand Orange Felon from ever becoming president.
I called Surprise Inspection after the results of some of the jokes last night 😂
Surprise Inspection! The best recurring bit they've got (outside of a Closer Look). Just so solid.
Seth!!! Those jokes were all winners! Thank you for sharing them. ❤❤❤
Love your show, Seth, you give us the truth in a humorous way.❤❤❤
Last time I was this early to a Seth video, he was still wearing a suit 😂
The Bill Clinton joke was definitely good enough for prime monologue 😂
Are you absolutely sure that cat wasn't released by a late RFK Jr trying to catch a flight?
Well, the cat isn't dead like the poor bear. RFK Jr. behaves and talks like a ten-year-old future serial killer. Messsing around with carcasses is one of the telltale signs.
@@henrygvidonas9573He says he saw someone else hit it with a car. I doubt that sooo much 😅
I’m religiously watching you every morning on RUclips from the Netherlands. Keep up the good work 💪🏼
@1:26.... Provolone face-palm.
"Swiss cheese," oh my lawd
Omggg scollins!!!! Killed it tonight!! The subway joke 😂😂😂😂
0:13 That felt pretty real lol
Love you, Seth! Keep up the dedication, you’re great! 💞🤟
I'm not the only kne who plays "guess the writer" on Surprise Inspection, right?
"Scolins or No Scolins?" I even have brief cases.😂
That was a real horses head used in The Godfather, just like they used the very real human skeletons in The Poltergeist.
They found an ancient CVS receipt at the same site. It weighs 80 pounds and is 100 ft long.
Damn, it's almost long enough to be a CVS receipt!
Wow those receipts really grew over the years.
HALF OFF COOKIE DOUGH!!!
Every response has no idea what my joke is.
@@_ksm0922 yea! That is why I said that same thing! Wow!
The Nancy Kerrigan joke was DEEPLY underrated by this studio audience. That joke was FIRE
What a terrible thing to say about the man who invented physics and walked on the moon. Shameful. 1:55
Yay! Surprise Inspection!
And it all made sense! 💙💙💙
Skollins n and Ally are my favorites
Thank u from youtube canada