How to Cook Pokémon 🔥Charmander🔥

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @sumsumisum
    @sumsumisum Год назад +40343

    That’s enough internet for today…

    • @m9x668
      @m9x668 Год назад +261

      NAHH😭😭😭 YOU DIDNT JUST SAY THAT 💀

    • @LEEHAOZHENGMoe
      @LEEHAOZHENGMoe Год назад +75

      Thrue

    • @Novarrytss
      @Novarrytss Год назад +103

      btw he’s a lizard so he’s still alive don’t worry😊

    • @falestales2261
      @falestales2261 Год назад +39

      Agreed….

    • @Moose_popVr
      @Moose_popVr Год назад +214

      @@Novarrytss his flame is out that means hes dead

  • @pokepokerus
    @pokepokerus Год назад +19100

    For those saying "his tail will grow back", when the fire on a charmander's tail goes out it dies. It's dead...

    • @Goultardtheiopgod
      @Goultardtheiopgod Год назад +581

      No everyone knows lizards regrow there tails and charmander can put its flame in its stumach if its tail is cut off

    • @phillnyetheplaylistguy3759
      @phillnyetheplaylistguy3759 Год назад +887

      ​@@Goultardtheiopgod i think it would just be better to accept the Charmaine died.
      Imagine stealing all the meat from a cow just for it to grow back. That cow would have it on sight with the harvesters, so imagine q forw breathing lizard.

    • @tapankoley9713
      @tapankoley9713 Год назад +370

      ​​@@Goultardtheiopgod Lizards can but in pokemon carmander can't live without it's fire . It is dead .

    • @aeea3306
      @aeea3306 Год назад +119

      ​@@Goultardtheiopgod just accept it man... She isn't real

    • @brutalnobody5240
      @brutalnobody5240 Год назад +49

      Actual shark fin moment

  • @_Red_Rum
    @_Red_Rum Год назад +6278

    So this is what Team Rocket was doing with all of those Slowpoke Tails...

    • @tylersoto7465
      @tylersoto7465 Год назад +267

      Slowpoke tails can regrow and they don't feel the pain but this just disturbing 😱

    • @mr.manguyfellow
      @mr.manguyfellow Год назад

      doesn't it take them five second to feel pain?
      @@tylersoto7465

    • @guetarmaster
      @guetarmaster Год назад +106

      actually the pain is delayed, its been proven (in the anime) that they can get hurt and then feel it a few secconds later.

    • @Jurgir09
      @Jurgir09 Год назад +1

      CHINA STRIKES AGAIN

    • @Jurgir09
      @Jurgir09 Год назад +33

      China time

  • @Obi-f3n
    @Obi-f3n 3 месяца назад +240

    "whos that pokemon??!!!!"
    Itss...
    *A medium rare, soft, tender, delicious, scrumptious, luxurious, beautiful, well-cooked, crispy surface, mesmerizing, perfected charmander*

  • @Novorious
    @Novorious Год назад +3076

    He’s not a Pokémon fan, he’s definitely something else.

  • @ATOMSAUR123
    @ATOMSAUR123 Год назад +2727

    Pokemon: dark web and black market edition

    • @thegeckoisgaming
      @thegeckoisgaming Год назад +33

      The smartest comment I’ve ever seen.

    • @Soccerexgaming
      @Soccerexgaming Год назад +19

      Underrated comment

    • @DeathWolf88888
      @DeathWolf88888 11 месяцев назад +21

      It is canon that some pokemon are eaten by humans. So I’m not surprised about this

    • @alonsopro4727
      @alonsopro4727 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@DeathWolf88888 corsola

    • @Hugo-yz1vb
      @Hugo-yz1vb 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@DeathWolf88888 Slowpoke

  • @chimedemon
    @chimedemon 2 года назад +11227

    THE WHOLE THING GOT THROWN OUT?!? GOD DAMMIT MAN!

  • @Dead_Good_lukeCastellan
    @Dead_Good_lukeCastellan 4 месяца назад +1162

    Ash : “ hey have u seen my charmander .”
    Goh: “ I was hungry -“

    • @BigBoi-w5m
      @BigBoi-w5m 3 месяца назад +2

      Goh's gonna eat an afrodisiac?

    • @Apon_games
      @Apon_games 3 месяца назад +13

      ash, doesn't have a Charmander in journeys.

    • @Gooseman420
      @Gooseman420 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Apon_gamesthey reunite in gen 10💀

    • @Gooseman420
      @Gooseman420 3 месяца назад +5

      We could see when it’s released in 2031

    • @vigilfamily469
      @vigilfamily469 3 месяца назад

      Ash:GOH WHY THE HECK DID YOU EAT MY CHARMANDER!?
      Goh:I was hungry so i ate he's tail it's good.
      Ash:😢 😡 WHY YOU MORTHER FUC*ER *PUNCH HIM IN THE NUTS*
      Goh:FOR FUC*ING GOD ASH WE EAT POKÉMON HAVE A CHILL PILL!

  • @tacopiller
    @tacopiller 7 месяцев назад +2770

    How to traumatize a Pokémon fan in one second :

  • @Goleafmealone
    @Goleafmealone Год назад +3792

    If you didn't know charmander is already dead. if you look at the tail if it's not on fire then it already dead.

    • @Wangy1648
      @Wangy1648 Год назад +69

      I did not know that

    • @SleepyPlushy
      @SleepyPlushy Год назад +106

      ​@Aperson-jj1ln well charmander fire on the tail reassembles its health. If it fire is put out. It dies.

    • @jessicanguyen124
      @jessicanguyen124 Год назад +70

      I mean they weren’t gonna cook it alive

    • @Just_Aero104
      @Just_Aero104 Год назад +7

      Exactly

    • @IamreallyAsian
      @IamreallyAsian Год назад +32

      If you watched the first series, there's an episode where Ash adopts a Charmander that's tail fire is about to go out.

  • @RandomsMobileGroup
    @RandomsMobileGroup 6 месяцев назад +1256

    “Hey bro, have you seen my charmander-“

    • @decidedlydead
      @decidedlydead 6 месяцев назад +23

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @DanielOjie
      @DanielOjie 5 месяцев назад +5

      Rip character

    • @anthar2929
      @anthar2929 5 месяцев назад +5

      Isnt that Charizard

    • @In_Jail_Out_Soonn
      @In_Jail_Out_Soonn 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@anthar2929 Technically, kinda. Cuz Charmander evolves into Charizard

    • @In_Jail_Out_Soonn
      @In_Jail_Out_Soonn 5 месяцев назад +9

      "That charmander was yours? I mean----- No, no, I-I haven't---..." *Proceeds to hides Charmander-stew*

  • @summerliu9860
    @summerliu9860 3 дня назад +1

    “When a Charmander’s fire goes out, it dies”
    Cubone: Am I a joke to you?

  • @OperativeKANE
    @OperativeKANE 11 месяцев назад +5190

    Pokemon in Japan: 😊
    Pokemon in China:

  • @YourNumberOneRated1997Salesman
    @YourNumberOneRated1997Salesman Год назад +746

    PETA: *"Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN"*

    • @toastisyum321
      @toastisyum321 Год назад +17

      Dont worry charmanders tail will just grow back i guess *wait what*

    • @Adminadmin4419
      @Adminadmin4419 Год назад +11

      ​@@toastisyum321bro charmanders fire is gone so he is dead

    • @toastisyum321
      @toastisyum321 Год назад +13

      @@Adminadmin4419 that's why I said *wait what*

    • @Adminadmin4419
      @Adminadmin4419 Год назад +6

      @@toastisyum321 oh ok so i am dum

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV Год назад +5

      To be pissed of about it or as Inspiration for their own Work?😂

  • @SavageBeastism
    @SavageBeastism Год назад +4001

    Bruh they even added the trash bag sound when he rolled off 💀💀💀

  • @RAND0M-AT1CAL
    @RAND0M-AT1CAL Месяц назад +4

    I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO IN HOW CUBONE (actually a charmander) IS WEARING HIS DEAD FATHERS SKULL (charizard) AHHHH IM SAD

  • @Abigailguran
    @Abigailguran 8 месяцев назад +1637

    The way he just dragged charmanders body like that 😭

  • @atmylimitrgggh
    @atmylimitrgggh Год назад +681

    Being realistic, people would eat pokemon in the pokemon world.

    • @TheBiddofslayer58
      @TheBiddofslayer58 Год назад +65

      This is why we can’t have nice things

    • @Boxofnoodlesanimation
      @Boxofnoodlesanimation Год назад +54

      Miltank burgers would be delicious

    • @l.a.w.6494
      @l.a.w.6494 Год назад +28

      We eat animals in real life. And waste about the same amount.

    • @tester1991
      @tester1991 Год назад +19

      bro magikarps are the only thing in the water that wont kill you imagine japanese cuisine but replace every fish with magikarps

    • @atmylimitrgggh
      @atmylimitrgggh Год назад +17

      @@tester1991 unfortunately, magikarp is canonically inedible

  • @GabiLarrat5601
    @GabiLarrat5601 Год назад +1064

    My Future kid : Mommy? Why are you vegan ?
    Me:

    • @MlKETSU
      @MlKETSU Год назад +101

      Oh so you are eating Bulbasaurs now then?

    • @Mr.Cold.Coffee
      @Mr.Cold.Coffee Год назад +29

      ​@@MlKETSU💀😂😂😂

    • @Ethan_hodson
      @Ethan_hodson Год назад +35

      ​@@MlKETSUmy future kid:daddy why don't you eat anything?

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 Год назад +2

      ​@@MlKETSUthey got regular veggies

    • @henrybitencourt
      @henrybitencourt Год назад +7

      ​@@MlKETSUbruh you made It worse 💀

  • @Jeevs900
    @Jeevs900 15 дней назад +1

    scarred for life, thank you😊

  • @spaghetti_2448
    @spaghetti_2448 Год назад +2145

    This is the closest I have ever been to turning vegan.

  • @ThatOneGuy9569
    @ThatOneGuy9569 Год назад +1506

    Everyone is talking about how they killed charmander, but no one has mentioned that he was made into an aphrodisiac💀

    • @supimkfc
      @supimkfc Год назад +72

      CHARMANDER DIDINT DESERVE BE A APHRODISIAC

    • @summer8941
      @summer8941 Год назад +33

      Tail oil 😂😂😂😂

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 11 месяцев назад

      Fact checker: There is no scientific evidence that Charmander oil is a true aphrodisiac. It is, however, rich in omega 3 fatty acids and B12. Just don't get the stuff from team rocket. It's actually just canola oil mixed with beef tallow.

    • @GalaxyStar99
      @GalaxyStar99 11 месяцев назад +39

      this is some traditional Chinese medicine crap here

    • @gingermaniac5484
      @gingermaniac5484 11 месяцев назад +11

      that isnt hotsauce?

  • @Tierneil
    @Tierneil Год назад +221

    Professor Oak: Are you sure you want to pick squirtle?
    *looks to the pokemon you didn't pick*

  • @SleepyOldMan
    @SleepyOldMan 11 дней назад

    thank you for posting it with the english dub, i just wish all of the songs in this were with the english dubs

  • @PinkWolf_YT
    @PinkWolf_YT Год назад +696

    Red: where did my charmander go? *bites down on his meal with concern*

    • @ThePurple-guy
      @ThePurple-guy Год назад +14

      No bro they were going to catch mewtwo together

    • @liarliarplants4hire
      @liarliarplants4hire Год назад +18

      Blue: “ Pokèmon have been disappearing lately. Even my Squirtle is missing…” [Tries the Turtle Soup] “ Wow! this is good.”

    • @C0metm
      @C0metm Год назад +8

      @@liarliarplants4hireLeaf: And my Bulbasaur…
      Mmm this Bulb tastes good!

    • @emilylin2393
      @emilylin2393 Год назад +1

      There eating there Pokémon

    • @liarliarplants4hire
      @liarliarplants4hire Год назад +7

      @@emilylin2393Cooks: [Looking at you while sharpening knives]
      waiters: [sinister looks at you]
      Cat guy: [Staring at you menacingly]
      Baby: [Staring daggers at you]
      Chef: [Holding a Togepi]
      Togepi: [🙃]

  • @blairturberfield3719
    @blairturberfield3719 Год назад +841

    That.. that’s enough internet for tonight… *sobs in Pokémon fan*

  • @The_hooligans-4eva
    @The_hooligans-4eva Год назад +1440

    Fun fact the rest of the Charmander goes into other batches to make Charmander beef jerky

    • @Kei_Likes_Chips
      @Kei_Likes_Chips Год назад +7

      Damn-

    • @frosgare
      @frosgare Год назад +11

      wouldnt it be just charmander jerky or did it get mixed in with normal beef jerky

    • @pixlyJolt
      @pixlyJolt Год назад +2

      @@frosgare could be either

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai Год назад +6

      I would totally eat that.

    • @Shiny-king
      @Shiny-king Год назад

      Yummy

  • @sushileafbeats
    @sushileafbeats Месяц назад

    I'm simultaneously laughing hysterically and crying inconsolably.

  • @Artlykids
    @Artlykids 8 месяцев назад +206

    Me: one last short!
    “The short”

  • @lxchris5252
    @lxchris5252 Год назад +5188

    So you're just gonna completely disregard the entire rest of the body? Bitch if i'm eating a charmander, best believe i'm eating the whole ass charmander.

    • @lmaobox4068
      @lmaobox4068 Год назад +336

      Probably chewy as hell

    • @lmaobox4068
      @lmaobox4068 Год назад +376

      @@thedylanshow9624
      Dog it's a lizard that constantly moves around and presumably has fast-twitch muscles
      It’d be like chewing through Gucci shoes

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 Год назад +164

      It reminds me of people that hunt sharks only for their fins

    • @schoschta4813
      @schoschta4813 Год назад

      ​​@@rooksclown316it should but most people are too dumb

    • @KEFOF
      @KEFOF Год назад +27

      !WARNING! CURSED COMMENT

  • @OFFICIALFazegyyGaming
    @OFFICIALFazegyyGaming 5 месяцев назад +429

    Street food in pokemon be like :

    • @YeeHaww
      @YeeHaww 4 месяца назад +4

      Alll the food in Pokémon is made from Pokémon 😭😭rip but they look good

  • @loriearl2662
    @loriearl2662 23 дня назад

    Charmander: ZzZ~
    Charmander: nah. I'm still fine. Not screaming, not in pain, just sleepin

  • @RileyFreeman_
    @RileyFreeman_ Год назад +1198

    Never did I think I’d see a Pokémon getting sliced up by a butcher💀

    • @James-wd9ib
      @James-wd9ib Год назад +18

      hello Internet, goodbye Internet

    • @greenrangr3891
      @greenrangr3891 Год назад

      The chikorita one is was more graphic lol

    • @NCXitlali
      @NCXitlali Год назад +4

      Read the manga. One of them gets sliced in hald during battle 😅

    • @rikzy7934
      @rikzy7934 Год назад

      Neither have I😢

    • @ShiroiYuki17
      @ShiroiYuki17 Год назад +2

      ​@@NCXitlali You mean Pokémon Adventures? that thing's kinda scary

  • @pyroflare7774
    @pyroflare7774 Год назад +838

    And this is what happens to the starter that DOESNT get chosen in the first few gens

    • @liamsoyun60
      @liamsoyun60 Год назад +18

      Nooo D:

    • @kosjeyr
      @kosjeyr Год назад +15

      In Yellow you only get Pikachu... Gary takes Eevee.

    • @Teacup44
      @Teacup44 Год назад +15

      @@kosjeyrsquirtle for the water, bulbosaur salad and charmander sauce 😊

    • @donnieyoakum-finch7377
      @donnieyoakum-finch7377 Год назад +5

      Charizard:That took a dark turn hey wartortle and lil bulbasuer is here
      Wartortle:yeah
      Bulbasuer:this cooker is a monster he turn a charmander squirte and a other me into food what a monster

    • @aaronsmith5947
      @aaronsmith5947 Год назад +3

      ​@@donnieyoakum-finch7377yep just found one of your other comments, definitely a child.

  • @HellRazor228
    @HellRazor228 Год назад +81

    I wouldn’t be surprised if PETA was funding these animations.

    • @TeChNoWC7
      @TeChNoWC7 Год назад +3

      With good cause

    • @undyingUmbrage413
      @undyingUmbrage413 Год назад +3

      I would. This is pretty tame by PETA standards.

    • @kosakukawajiri5007
      @kosakukawajiri5007 Год назад +1

      PETA technically released a fanmade game about certain Pokemon being used in food industries. It got dark quick. You actually saw Pokemon kill one another.

    • @undyingUmbrage413
      @undyingUmbrage413 Год назад +2

      @@kosakukawajiri5007 Pokémon Black and Blue, yeah. As a kid, I used to be more fascinated by the concept than anything lmao, but I'm also fairly certain I only ever watched youtube playthroughs with just the gameplay and none of the IRL animal gore "reward" videos.

    • @undyingUmbrage413
      @undyingUmbrage413 Год назад +2

      @@kosakukawajiri5007 Wait, actually, I think you're talking about the sequel to Black and Blue. Pokemon Red White and Blue, I think? It was the McDonalds one.

  • @jamesgreen1166
    @jamesgreen1166 Месяц назад

    Japanese with Pokémon: “you’d make an awesome pet”
    Chinese with Pokémon:

  • @SaraH-ily
    @SaraH-ily Год назад +2837

    I'll pay for everyone's therapy 💀😭

  • @RickyRiceB
    @RickyRiceB Год назад +178

    He really does take after the sharkfin soup industry

    • @undyingUmbrage413
      @undyingUmbrage413 Год назад

      Shark finning is infinitely worse. They don't kill the sharks, they just take the fins, whether the shark is alive or dead, usually alive, and then dump them back into the ocean to either be eaten or bleed out.
      This is just standard preparation of an animal body for cooking, without blood or anything too graphic, using pokemon instead of, say, a rabbit, or a deer.

  • @greg5892
    @greg5892 Год назад +141

    Wasnt there a whole plot line in GSC with Team Rocket cutting off Slowpoke tails?

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Год назад +9

      Classic rocket

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB Год назад +14

      At the very least in that event slowpoke are able to survive and regrow the tail since it is like a natural failsafe for when they fish with their tails. And other regions do have it legal to sell and consume their tails (More than likely considered illegal in Johto and debatably Kanto)

    • @_Twink
      @_Twink Год назад +2

      In gen 4 everyone in Kalos casually ate slow poke tail.

    • @shellder_gaming
      @shellder_gaming 3 месяца назад

      @@_Twink fym in gen 4 kalos was introduced in gen 6

    • @shellder_gaming
      @shellder_gaming 3 месяца назад

      Yes, but it was revealed through pokedex entries that Slowpoke tails are a delicacy and regrow back on slowpoke

  • @sarinasuleman8320
    @sarinasuleman8320 4 месяца назад +2

    That’s just unlocking new level of anxiety

  • @truthis5652
    @truthis5652 Год назад +578

    I know the price of that drink is through the roof. You can’t find Charmander’s in the wild

  • @darkneophantom2836
    @darkneophantom2836 Год назад +529

    The time when you see it's mother coming at you wih mega evolution

  • @Ukulele-ry4sr
    @Ukulele-ry4sr Год назад +511

    For those of you who are concerned about the rest of the charmanders body don't worry im a professional pokemon chef. After cutting of the tail we toss the charmander into a pot to boil for a while because their body is quiet chewy. After the charmander is done boiling you can make it into a nice soup.

    • @onlypokemon
      @onlypokemon  Год назад +74

      🤣🤣👏👏

    • @realWARPIG
      @realWARPIG Год назад +13

      Boiled meat just becomes more chewy.

    • @firebirdchild975
      @firebirdchild975 Год назад +10

      ​@@realWARPIGdepends. In stews and cury the meat boils as well. Tough that is usually chared first before adding any liquid and done with the fatty meat so it becomes nice and tender if you include the lean meat you might as well chew on a bike tire

    • @Maxine71365
      @Maxine71365 Год назад +5

      Noice, i was just about to throw it, for advice, remove the "nuts" before you eat the body, don't ask why

    • @askthehealerofthebroken4516
      @askthehealerofthebroken4516 Год назад +3

      Don't forget to gut it.

  • @madmikefollower6939
    @madmikefollower6939 2 месяца назад +1

    When you are stuck inside an indestructible portable system

  • @MCcarlos235
    @MCcarlos235 Год назад +191

    In case you wonder: Yes, in the manga Pokemon eat another Pokemon, and even you can eat them.

    • @GrassiestGrassy
      @GrassiestGrassy Год назад +20

      Appletun’s Pokèdex entry in Pokèmon Sheld flat out says children consume their skin as a snack.

    • @devontaswirl7507
      @devontaswirl7507 Год назад +8

      So instead of pork skins it's pokemon skins

    • @mahuachowdhury205
      @mahuachowdhury205 Год назад +12

      In an episode we can see Ash consuming a fried magikarp...

    • @nightnday6675
      @nightnday6675 Год назад +3

      ⁠@@mahuachowdhury205Those are snacks in Japan that are filled with bean paste and bread on the outside shaped like fish. In this case regarding the pokemon universe it was a majikarp.

    • @mahuachowdhury205
      @mahuachowdhury205 Год назад +1

      Ah I see. Thanks for informing me.

  • @JoseRamirez-xl6ps
    @JoseRamirez-xl6ps Год назад +868

    bro my whole life has just been ruined

    • @noushadpk3805
      @noushadpk3805 Год назад +15

      Same

    • @infinityplayz-i9m
      @infinityplayz-i9m Год назад +26

      Dude you know that people can eats pokemon I know it's sad but it's truth 😅

    • @walterhwhite9933
      @walterhwhite9933 Год назад +7

      How? In the tv show the meat was from slowpoke

    • @annahammond-ch3qv
      @annahammond-ch3qv Год назад +8

      Whaaaa 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔im broken

    • @TigerWarriorGirl1
      @TigerWarriorGirl1 Год назад +3

      Same.

  • @Ancerv0
    @Ancerv0 Год назад +245

    This is what happens when you transfer a Pokémon for candy in Pokémon go….

  • @bacondefuego1189
    @bacondefuego1189 2 месяца назад

    Ash:hey brock wheres charmander?
    Team rocket:prepare for dinner,and make it spicy
    Ash:WHAT THE FU-

  • @SunheatherSomni
    @SunheatherSomni Год назад +854

    Everybody get in the car, we’re late for therapy!
    Edit:Dang that’s a lot of likes for just a month- j e e z

    • @METALMAN4Wii
      @METALMAN4Wii 11 месяцев назад +15

      Honking the Horn let's go!

    • @somerandomdude3729
      @somerandomdude3729 11 месяцев назад

      Get in b****! We're going to therapy!

    • @Matheus-gc5fn
      @Matheus-gc5fn 11 месяцев назад +4

      I don't need therapy, i'm fine, but i would prefer another food like a crab pokemon

    • @NilesPlushie
      @NilesPlushie 11 месяцев назад

      Les go les go les go😫😫😫😫😫

    • @Oasis_Dragon
      @Oasis_Dragon 11 месяцев назад

      CLOSE THE DOOR TIMMY

  • @Nikku2010
    @Nikku2010 Год назад +187

    Alternate ending : Ash couldn’t save Charmander in time

    • @canineatnight6026
      @canineatnight6026 11 месяцев назад +7

      Time for dinner now,..

    • @Nikku2010
      @Nikku2010 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@canineatnight6026 Don’t forget the Hot Sauce

  • @gzandre08yt
    @gzandre08yt Год назад +34

    My childhood…. Destroyed in a few seconds

  • @Skr1bby
    @Skr1bby 3 месяца назад

    It looks good, you should make a video about roasted farfetch'd

  • @FabSalchicha
    @FabSalchicha Год назад +334

    This is literally one of the most horrific things I've ever seen. Charmander is too precious to die and be eaten.

    • @Blueora3243
      @Blueora3243 Год назад +10

      charmaine?

    • @underfale8742
      @underfale8742 Год назад +1

      @@Blueora3243autocorrect

    • @eclipseslsr8753
      @eclipseslsr8753 Год назад +10

      Nah. Looks delish bro.

    • @swagmaster4396
      @swagmaster4396 Год назад +14

      What do you think they eat in Pokémon?

    • @inugi
      @inugi Год назад +1

      Darn, you would not like thr other clip. A pokemon got butchered. He a glass type starter in Gold and silver. 😢 Poor guy.

  • @Willessam14
    @Willessam14 11 месяцев назад +522

    Meanwhile me and my stuffed charmander toy sitting next to me watching this 👁️👄👁️😳😳😳

  • @N0411REGIS
    @N0411REGIS Год назад +120

    : what is your favorite pokemon?
    This guy: charmander, their tail taste great
    : wait what?

    • @number-kg3ul
      @number-kg3ul Год назад

      Goes nicely with some Bayleef

    • @drjonesey5
      @drjonesey5 Год назад

      ...Slowpoke tail been a thing

  • @projectvopod
    @projectvopod 2 месяца назад

    They're eating the Charmanders, they're eating the Slowpokes.. they're eating the Pokemon.

  • @jay-the-bat2984
    @jay-the-bat2984 Год назад +581

    Nobody seems to understand that it isn't sauce that's made, but an aphrodisiac. Charmander's being cut up for viagra.

    • @randomthingdoer3879
      @randomthingdoer3879 Год назад

      Imagine being chopped up just so you can help some dude get hard

    • @Mr.Unknown2099
      @Mr.Unknown2099 Год назад +8

      How

    • @megangoad7679
      @megangoad7679 Год назад +36

      Viagra I chose you .!😂

    • @atomot
      @atomot Год назад +93

      ​@@Mr.Unknown2099 lizard's tail was a common ingredient in aphrodisiacs during older times and throughout folklore and was said to be very effective. That's why movies like Spirited Away have characters like Lin and the Frog who really wanted the lizard's tail from Kamaji. Also the end of the short literally says "aphrodisiac".

    • @hungryim8643
      @hungryim8643 Год назад +13

      @@Mr.Unknown2099 Chinese medicine logic.

  • @michelabrami
    @michelabrami Год назад +376

    Bruh threw a dead Charmander after cutting the tail off. 💀

  • @gregorsamsa79420
    @gregorsamsa79420 Год назад +282

    Officer Jenny needs to arrest this person for Pokémon cruelty.

    • @Tectonic128
      @Tectonic128 Год назад +36

      if that's your logic then you need to be arrested for eating meat🤣

    • @lucasj4882
      @lucasj4882 Год назад +3

      nice 69 likes

    • @-SKRV
      @-SKRV Год назад +12

      Bruh that Charmender is already dead, look at its tail Imao

    • @zacharyspencer6839
      @zacharyspencer6839 Год назад +3

      i just got the Warrant. time for a raid boys

    • @gregorsamsa79420
      @gregorsamsa79420 Год назад +5

      Count me in, I’ll go get my police officer weapons.

  • @anaguillen7567
    @anaguillen7567 4 месяца назад

    Oh, that’s enough Internet for today because that’s my favorite character

  • @ashleylorenz7336
    @ashleylorenz7336 5 месяцев назад +142

    Other pokemon be like to this pokemon butcher: He's just standing there .. MENACINGLY

  • @Zeke1460
    @Zeke1460 10 месяцев назад +77

    Charizard valley knows where you are.

  • @CyanIsKewl
    @CyanIsKewl 2 года назад +257

    Taking "I put some of my special sauce in it" to a *whole* other level-

  • @FunnyPlush123
    @FunnyPlush123 2 месяца назад

    Ash:Hey where my charmander. Chef:Oh do. Worry there hot sauce with Charmader🥰. Ash:.... AAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY CHARMANDEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!

  • @HYDROCARBON_XD
    @HYDROCARBON_XD Год назад +87

    Nobody talking how well animated this is.

  • @Le_mouse
    @Le_mouse 7 месяцев назад +58

    let's send this to "hi there my name's charmander" guy.

  • @AChillDude999
    @AChillDude999 4 месяца назад +28

    I’m traumatized for life.
    POOR CHARMANDER😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Shroomish_Creations
    @Shroomish_Creations 2 дня назад +1

    **TRIGGERDLED ME NOISES**

  • @donlawrencegolingan5241
    @donlawrencegolingan5241 Год назад +104

    R.I.P Charmander you will be remembered

    • @RippahRooJizah
      @RippahRooJizah Год назад +2

      Who?

    • @nickisntreal
      @nickisntreal Год назад +2

      @@RippahRooJizah HEH who?

    • @donlawrencegolingan5241
      @donlawrencegolingan5241 Год назад +1

      ???

    • @claudiagiustelli6132
      @claudiagiustelli6132 Год назад

      In that moment papyrus to the Cook: "🎵WHOS THE REAL MONSTAH, NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOUVE CUT THIS STORYY DOOWN TO THE BOONE!🎵"

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony Год назад

      ​@@claudiagiustelli6132why do you just keep referencing undertale in a bunch of comments talking specifically about Pokemon? The comments are so random

  • @mushie.moshie.
    @mushie.moshie. 11 месяцев назад +397

    Im gonna show this to my friend who loves pokemon! 💀

  • @Mr_Gray_1995
    @Mr_Gray_1995 Год назад +165

    At this point I feel like I could watch anything. The fucking internet has forced so much down my throat.

    • @xapriliztheshizzlex
      @xapriliztheshizzlex Год назад +8

      Underrated comment

    • @snoleopard
      @snoleopard Год назад +5

      i listened to the infamous ruth price audio the other day and didn't even flinch. what the fuck internet.

    • @aodh5966
      @aodh5966 Год назад +1

      I've seen people get heads cut off and limbs thanks to the internet. Never went looking for them friends sent them to me

    • @DuskLegend
      @DuskLegend Год назад +1

      I remember best gore links

    • @crimzonrayz3274
      @crimzonrayz3274 Год назад

      It’s fucked all of us up shits crazy

  • @nyralauphia999
    @nyralauphia999 3 месяца назад +1

    Everyone talking about people being hungry, but what they made was an aphrodisiac…

  • @paqui5599
    @paqui5599 Год назад +26

    I searched up "last episode of pokémon" and this came up

  • @morcatna4767
    @morcatna4767 6 месяцев назад +116

    The chikorita one still haunts me to this day 😭

    • @ItsRaven69
      @ItsRaven69 5 месяцев назад +6

      Nah wtf is the channel with these? I’m curious now

    • @Bailey-qw5vq
      @Bailey-qw5vq 4 месяца назад

      That one kid MY CHARMANDER YOU BASTARD YOU KILLED HIM

  • @untitled_redd
    @untitled_redd 11 месяцев назад +246

    That’s enough internet for today.

    • @SHLAVADENSKI
      @SHLAVADENSKI 9 месяцев назад +6

      Were you actually creative or did you just read the other comment saying the exact same thing?

    • @slyro.
      @slyro. 9 месяцев назад +1

      Are ​@@SHLAVADENSKI because you're strong or are you strong because you're @tacotwco-ch2kt, btw Gojo is coming back even this friday so stay tuned,that's all folks!

    • @SHLAVADENSKI
      @SHLAVADENSKI 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@slyro. OOGA BOOGA

  • @websurferblue
    @websurferblue Месяц назад +1

    In the eyes of Angel 😂

  • @MR_GAMER10642
    @MR_GAMER10642 Год назад +131

    Bro killed charmendar to make a hot sauce with hi tail💀

    • @meapyboy12345
      @meapyboy12345 Год назад +9

      Well if you read the description below it says Aphrodisiac. Which my question is Why? and How? (if you don’t know what an Aphrodisiac is it is a drink/potion/thing that makes you hornier.)

    • @monkey1053
      @monkey1053 Год назад

      ​@@meapyboy12345 bro what?

    • @meapyboy12345
      @meapyboy12345 Год назад

      @@monkey1053 was it too short of an explanation?

    • @truthseeker7815
      @truthseeker7815 Год назад

      @@meapyboy12345, too direct

  • @Cincyprods-i1m
    @Cincyprods-i1m Год назад +17

    My man just cut away my child hood 😢

  • @Moeflyer6213
    @Moeflyer6213 10 месяцев назад +177

    Palworld: Let me show you what "eating Pokémon" is like!

  • @Person.aMedia
    @Person.aMedia Месяц назад

    How did I look up "comic book video games" and end up here?
    I mean, I can't even find a link to pre-order this masterpiece...

  • @p.s1034
    @p.s1034 Год назад +164

    When Pokémon takes place in China

    • @gabe_gamer9320
      @gabe_gamer9320 Год назад +5

      INSTEAD of Japan.

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@gabe_gamer9320Nah in a Dystopian Pokemon Japan they be making them Pokemon into Fruit Ninja Shows 🗿

    • @Meisterxxd
      @Meisterxxd 11 месяцев назад +7

      Its cannon, They eat pokemon in the anime. But i don't get it why people are so impacted by that, mostly of the people eat meat

    • @Vor567tez
      @Vor567tez 11 месяцев назад +2

      In Pokemon they eat them. I remember an episode where they went fishing in an island and had fish type of pokemon as food.

  • @DorkyDoodl
    @DorkyDoodl Год назад +14

    For the people who say “don’t worry his tail will grow back” sorry to burst your bubble but, when a charmanders tail isn’t on fire anymore, that means it’s dead…

    • @roydondsa
      @roydondsa Год назад

      How do you know? Did you try killing one?

    • @DorkyDoodl
      @DorkyDoodl Год назад

      @@roydondsa no

    • @RanaltheBeetle
      @RanaltheBeetle Год назад

      @@roydondsaecause of the pokedex entry AND Brock also admits this in the episode where he, Ash and Misty rescue the Charmander on the rock

  • @articspetsnaz2833
    @articspetsnaz2833 Год назад +42

    We all just gonna ignore the fact that they made an aphrodisiac out of charmanders tail?

  • @HumannMutt
    @HumannMutt 4 месяца назад +1

    Shark fin sailors be like "ight throw the rest out"

  • @ianmarks4007
    @ianmarks4007 Год назад +24

    This is the source of the greatest rage I have felt in YEARS!!!!

  • @menacingpyro2005
    @menacingpyro2005 Год назад +50

    *[loads flamethrower with charmander-avenging intent]*

    • @fritzfromsouth5935
      @fritzfromsouth5935 Год назад +1

      *rain*

    • @davidheath3196
      @davidheath3196 Год назад +1

      You have a flame thrower ?
      Pathetic [loads shotgun with intent]
      [Arms JDAM missile] (getting ready to pull a payday 2 mission)
      (Yes guns are cannon in Pokemon.
      Ash almost eats it in the safari zone in the anime)

  • @admcgregor2006
    @admcgregor2006 10 месяцев назад +532

    "From the time it is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame where to go out."
    -The Pokédex

    • @Chronostra
      @Chronostra 10 месяцев назад +13

      The Pokedex also stated that Magcargo is 80% hotter compared to the surface of the sun.

    • @BojanglesMcduff
      @BojanglesMcduff 10 месяцев назад +3

      So i shouldnt have left him out in the rain then ok, i'll remember that next time.

    • @admcgregor2006
      @admcgregor2006 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@BojanglesMcduff that Charmander is already dead.

    • @raincloud6414
      @raincloud6414 9 месяцев назад +9

      I don't believe most of the stuff the pokedex says. No charmander is ever shown to die from its tail being extinguished. However, I bet that their tails extinguish after they die, making it a correlation rather than the cause of death.

    • @83rdMember
      @83rdMember 9 месяцев назад

      @@admcgregor2006🎅🐈

  • @lisam3537
    @lisam3537 4 месяца назад

    As a child I would have cried so much even thought I would have knew its unreal

  • @Popperdrop
    @Popperdrop Год назад +58

    I showed this to my charmander. It immediately evolved twice in a row, and my Charizard put on some shades 😎 and roared: Try me.

  • @VoltoxEdITz
    @VoltoxEdITz 2 года назад +43

    Bro just ruined my childhood 😭

  • @tubehead_ch8818
    @tubehead_ch8818 Год назад +78

    MY CHILD HOOD IS RUINED-

    • @flockenmann8749
      @flockenmann8749 Год назад

      There is a song that is called exactky that and it hilariously good

    • @austinharvey7644
      @austinharvey7644 11 месяцев назад

      Bout time

    • @Matheus-gc5fn
      @Matheus-gc5fn 11 месяцев назад

      No it's not, this might be these rich exotic animals rerstaurant, so it might be rare you fan favorite charmander (ugh) is not very often served as a meal

    • @tubehead_ch8818
      @tubehead_ch8818 11 месяцев назад

      @@flockenmann8749 was it “CHILDHOOD RUINED”?

    • @flockenmann8749
      @flockenmann8749 11 месяцев назад

      @@tubehead_ch8818 ye

  • @christopherrobbins0
    @christopherrobbins0 2 месяца назад

    *walks into the shop with a Charizard.
    "Sir, we need to talk"
    *puts up closed sign.

  • @jakescc3
    @jakescc3 5 месяцев назад +15

    “ hey have u seen my cha-, MY CHARMANDER !! “

  • @THE_REALGODZILLA
    @THE_REALGODZILLA 7 месяцев назад +86

    Charizard: MY BABY

  • @Flightzer
    @Flightzer Год назад +138

    Did i really just watch someone chopping off Charmanders tail. The stuff on the internet nowadays😂

  • @Tok1to-mu1
    @Tok1to-mu1 3 месяца назад

    Pokémon in the anime vs china
    Anime:charmander u hungry?
    China:who’s hungry for a charmander?

  • @blizzardkitty1540
    @blizzardkitty1540 Год назад +38

    There goes my childhood😅

  • @L1ving_P3rson
    @L1ving_P3rson 9 месяцев назад +27

    i searched up lavender town syndrome this really helped me learn about it😭😭😭💀💀💀

    • @greeneyes9866
      @greeneyes9866 7 месяцев назад

      What's that?

    • @Deeogooseslonglostcousin
      @Deeogooseslonglostcousin 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@greeneyes9866Hundreds of Japanese kids getting sent to the hospital because of the beta theme for Lavender Town (Pokemon Red and Green)

  • @Augmented-Human343
    @Augmented-Human343 Год назад +4

    Now that looks delicious lmao I always wish they made Pokémon uncensored so that we see the gory stuff happen.

  • @brand-345
    @brand-345 Месяц назад +2

    It was always canon...