We have a coffee machine that grinds beans and brews coffee by just pressing the button. But we have to empty the coffee grounds and filter bucket and sometimes fill up some more beans. But it's so easy. Fresh coffee all the time
@@darknessoftodash7886 It is. It was broken for 3-4 days one time. Everyone was so pissed. We had all forgotten how to make coffee. It is connected to water too, so we never have to fill water. And we have hot water for tea all the time. Love that machine but I suspect it is very expensive.
Omg yesssssssss!!!!!! Please wash your hands after using the bathroom.🚻 I have to figure out how to open the door when they don't have paper dispensers. 😵💫
LMAO!!! What were you doing crouched behind the counter, tho? That's the best! The toilet paper alarm should have this booming Randy Savage kinda voice saying, " Save an ass, brother... change the roll". My boss would trip over himself to get it. 😁
I love your skits dude, you have a great sense of humor. That’s important in your line of work, laughter truly can be the best medicine in some scenarios.
😂 comedy is built upon exaggerated truth. I gotta love you man! You keep me going! Thank you for your service, expertise… and especially your sense of humor! Get an agent…. We need more!!!! ❤
I played this for my spouse and the low toilet paper alarm reminded me to tell my spouse to get more toilet paper from the tall shelf of the storage shelf because we're running low in our bathroom.
I learned how to make coffee from a grumpy german grandma who worked with me ata truck stop in Rural Tennesse. People would drive 50 miles out of their normal route to stop by for our coffee. We made more money off coffee in a week than we did of sodas and krispy cream combined. She was extremely particular about how it was made, as im allergic i have never tasted it but the regulars called it German Jet-fuel. We didnt need an alarm, i dont know how but she always knew when it was low any shift i worked with her and could tell by the smell alone if it wasnt made right or had sat too long. Skill came in handy later on, apparently my coffee brewing skills landed me several large tips when from the staff and customers when i later worked at a night club and we needed to sober people up towards the end of the night or make sure we all got home when we stayed open for after parties.
I was once trapped in a bathroom for *_two hours_* without toilet paper. No one could hear me scream (or people just kept ignoring me) and because there were other people in the house, I couldn't summon the courage to waddle out for some. For some reason that's legitimately a traumatic memory for me. That I could be vulnerable and desperate, and nobody would hear or help me.
when I was the apprentice at a biomedical maintenance department, making the morning coffee was a part of my duties, I made sure the coffee peculator was clean and prepped and loaded with sweet caffeination for the engineers each morning, one particular engineer always told me "this coffee tastes like shit", so it waited, patiently, for a year, he went on holidays and I ratted his coffee mug out of his locker, it was a gorgeous pearl mug, that was stained black on the inside from years of coffee and no cleaning, I cleaned that mug back to new, and returned it to his locker, when he returned from holiday, he retrieved his mug and told me "my coffee mug is disturbingly clean" I replied, "now the coffee wont taste like shit" the head engineer lost his shit laughing that day, and I was known as the apprentice not to be messed with.
It's all fun and games until there's a little bit of coffee left to not set off the alarm and no one wants to grab it because they don't want to remake it😂😂😂
I love these clips and y'all. Keep'em coming! Please and thank you🎉 Edit: Upon viewing for the 100th time, i noticed the 'FDC' branded coffee bags. Ingenious. Is that really a brand available for purchase??? If so, i want some!!! I work 3rd shift maintenance, coffee is a must!
the slow raising of the digital sign behind the stall was genius
Absolutely 😂😂😂😂
🤗🤗
i laughed my ass off for that 😂😂
@@Trump2PrisonOn34Countsoh no
@@Nakkiteline same
Low toilet paper alarm is a must for any department and household!
Agreed ... hit us up if you need the hook up with these!
Don't know how many times I've come into work and there's no rolls of toilet paper just empty ones. I don't ask for much 😭 just a clean bottom
I still don't understand why bum guns aren't common
Especially when your brothers forgets to replace any toilet paper in the bathroom😂
real men do the thankless jobs without anyone asking xD
Start selling the Low Coffee Alarm. Every office/business is going to want one 🤣🤣
We have a coffee machine that grinds beans and brews coffee by just pressing the button. But we have to empty the coffee grounds and filter bucket and sometimes fill up some more beans. But it's so easy. Fresh coffee all the time
Instant billionaire
@joshmanis9860 Right?!
@@kristinehansen.That sounds like a pretty cool machine!
@@darknessoftodash7886 It is. It was broken for 3-4 days one time. Everyone was so pissed. We had all forgotten how to make coffee. It is connected to water too, so we never have to fill water. And we have hot water for tea all the time. Love that machine but I suspect it is very expensive.
The guy that stood up while slow clapping was massive!
Like he's distinctively larger than average 😂
Pretty sure he also has a channel! His shorts are funny
@@luckas221awhat's his channel name?
Did he have a tattoo of a butt plug on his forearm?
Looks like George Russell too
I'm all in for a low toilet paper alarm!
At your service
@@HiVizLEDS If you do a good job, you'll end up FLUSH with cash!
and an excessive TP use alarm
But your cheeks are on the throne how are you supposed to remedy that when you are unable to move?
@@MrLukejstephensit's a low paper alarm. Not a no paper alarm.
I love it. We need this in real life EVERYWHERE!
I agree!
@@FireDeptCoffee Wouldn't want it to happen because of the poor soul that the alarm yells at. It'd easily make people get their attention and yell at.
I was laughing out loud at the "Low Coffee Alarm" but the "Low Toilet Paper Alarm" got me crying.😅
The iPad sign going up the wall. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤭🤭
LOW TOILET PAPER ALARM
I think a didn’t wash their hands alarm should be the next alarm they make.
Mark Rober made one
@@djones02 these guys should do a team up with him
Sick of people not washing their hands after taking a shit.
Omg yesssssssss!!!!!! Please wash your hands after using the bathroom.🚻 I have to figure out how to open the door when they don't have paper dispensers. 😵💫
@@casham6239use toilet paper (clean tp).
“The only drawback is we can’t hear the fire alarm go off anymore, but who can fight a fire without coffee anyways..”
LMAO!!! What were you doing crouched behind the counter, tho? That's the best!
The toilet paper alarm should have this booming Randy Savage kinda voice saying, " Save an ass, brother... change the roll". My boss would trip over himself to get it. 😁
We'll keep that in mind when we make V2 of these lights.
Funny family friendly and loving
Keep uploading
We will!
@FireDeptCoffee you better!!! 🫵 lol
These guys probably had so much fun videoing this. It must’ve been really hard not to laugh 😂😂😂
thank you for your guys service !
Thank you for your support!
So one has to wonder if they've gotten calls in the middle of making one of these videos.
Oh my god, we so need these two alarms PRONTO! Both low coffee and low toilet paper are annoyingly frustrating. 😂
We gotcha covered
I love how those 3 just pop up like they knew it was low and were just waiting for the suckered to empty the pot
Everyone really nailed their expression and the "Freakin' low coffee alarm" remark made it perfect. Loved every second of it, well done!! 💖
I need a whole 30min episode series with these guys
ikr
It'd be like reno911 or whatever the TV shows called with cops I think but funnier
Ikr
I love your skits dude, you have a great sense of humor. That’s important in your line of work, laughter truly can be the best medicine in some scenarios.
😂 comedy is built upon exaggerated truth. I gotta love you man! You keep me going! Thank you for your service, expertise… and especially your sense of humor! Get an agent…. We need more!!!! ❤
Thank you so much for your support!
I love that the clips started with just you - and now so many people are part of the action!
It's a group effort! 😎
Just bought my first package of your coffee. Can’t wait to try it out!
Can yall please get a sitcom asap, the dry condescending humor gives me so much joy!! 😂❤
I just imagine someone rushing in to see who did it and going, "I KNEW IT WAS YOU"
This is the hard work I support
Awwwww...Felton didn't scream like a little girl.
This honestly looks like a show I would want to watch
The "oh COME ON" made me let my gaurd down for the sign
I need a Low Tea Alarm lol😂
Love it.
Had a guy at work who would never start a pot when he takes the last cup.
He would purposely leave like 2oz of coffee lol.
We needed this.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ima do that one day, especially for the toilet. We need one for the milk, "Low Milk, Low Milk, Moooooooo"🎉
Gotta love how this showed up as soon as I started drinking a coffee lol
When there’s no accountability anymore, there is no sanity 😂💀
its sad, some people are so inconsiderate
No matter how bummed I am this channel always makes me happy.
My friend has a sign in her bathroom. It says, “putting new toilet paper on the holder will NOT cause brain damage”.
She's a genius!
The sign at the end👏👏👏
I played this for my spouse and the low toilet paper alarm reminded me to tell my spouse to get more toilet paper from the tall shelf of the storage shelf because we're running low in our bathroom.
I need both of these installed in my home and work ASAP!
They sure do come in handy! 😂
Imagine being the person that waits for the alarm to go off before getting themselves a cup.
Recently tried your coffee! My girlfriend who is a barista in a high end establishment approved! That's the highest praise I can imagine!
As a person that sometimes walks away and forgets to refill the water, this alarm would be great 😂
I love how the guy who poured the last cup of coffee is also the guy applauding
I love these videos
❤️❤️
I learned how to make coffee from a grumpy german grandma who worked with me ata truck stop in Rural Tennesse. People would drive 50 miles out of their normal route to stop by for our coffee. We made more money off coffee in a week than we did of sodas and krispy cream combined. She was extremely particular about how it was made, as im allergic i have never tasted it but the regulars called it German Jet-fuel. We didnt need an alarm, i dont know how but she always knew when it was low any shift i worked with her and could tell by the smell alone if it wasnt made right or had sat too long. Skill came in handy later on, apparently my coffee brewing skills landed me several large tips when from the staff and customers when i later worked at a night club and we needed to sober people up towards the end of the night or make sure we all got home when we stayed open for after parties.
I was once trapped in a bathroom for *_two hours_* without toilet paper.
No one could hear me scream (or people just kept ignoring me) and because there were other people in the house, I couldn't summon the courage to waddle out for some.
For some reason that's legitimately a traumatic memory for me.
That I could be vulnerable and desperate, and nobody would hear or help me.
More places and households need this.
If anybody needs help installing some low coffee alarm lights, hit us up! 😂
when I was the apprentice at a biomedical maintenance department, making the morning coffee was a part of my duties, I made sure the coffee peculator was clean and prepped and loaded with sweet caffeination for the engineers each morning, one particular engineer always told me "this coffee tastes like shit", so it waited, patiently, for a year, he went on holidays and I ratted his coffee mug out of his locker, it was a gorgeous pearl mug, that was stained black on the inside from years of coffee and no cleaning, I cleaned that mug back to new, and returned it to his locker, when he returned from holiday, he retrieved his mug and told me "my coffee mug is disturbingly clean" I replied, "now the coffee wont taste like shit" the head engineer lost his shit laughing that day, and I was known as the apprentice not to be messed with.
Lmao. Love him trying to put the empty back!!!
Wait till they hear about the "dispatch is calling the Batallion Chief" alarm
😂
Okay, definitely one of my faves. You could make a mint selling these alarms.
Respect for the production quality here
I’ve watched this short at least a dozen times, and I just now noticed the coffee mugs are fire hydrants. Each viewing brings a new giggle!
My office needs both! We'll take 5 low TP alarms and 1 low coffee. You could make bazillions on these.
Both those are genius, and should be mandatory.
Everywhere needs this
True that!
My guess is both work based on pressure sensors, the less weight there is from TP or coffee means the closer it’ll be to triggering.
The little sign going up over the stall had great comedic timing
😂😂
I need both of these alarms.
Don't we all!
Every teachers' lounge needs a low coffee alarm. 😂
Me in the next room "jesus fucking christ"🤣
Hilarious, best short yet!!
I need both installed in my house ASAP
I think my grandpa needs to install a low coffee alarm😂 lol, he’s always out of coffee cause he drinks likes 8 cups of coffee a day😂 lol
Love your coffee and the alarms
Add a low water alarm on the firetrucks
I love the slow clapping. First responders.
😆
Dayummmm. Production value going upppp. Keep em coming
The low TP alarm is the greatest invention ever.
the low TP alarm can serve double duty if someone finds themself short. if you ever hear the low TP alarm go off three times in a row it's an SOS.
Josh just unfolding from behind the table was hilarious lmao
It's all fun and games until there's a little bit of coffee left to not set off the alarm and no one wants to grab it because they don't want to remake it😂😂😂
i love watching the guy with no hair! lol yall guys are so funny you make me fall my bed laghing!
Omg thanks for bringing laughter to my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Literally the best inventions for companies, emergency service teams and military units. You really could sell these
FDC coffee, got it at the store a few weeks back. Great coffee, great video
Love the low coffee clap. 👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾
Low toilet paper alarm at 3 in the morning probably hits different
I want to try it thank you
Just imagine that going off in the middle of the night 😅
My dad bought a code maker that has a delay so it brews the coffee before he gets downstairs
Best skit! Lol
We appreciate it!
Low key every workplace needs both of these
I love these clips and y'all. Keep'em coming! Please and thank you🎉
Edit: Upon viewing for the 100th time, i noticed the 'FDC' branded coffee bags. Ingenious. Is that really a brand available for purchase??? If so, i want some!!! I work 3rd shift maintenance, coffee is a must!
Yes! It's their coffee specifically!
The one who triggered the low coffee alarm was kind of hot.
Need this for every work place. Seriously
Your department's neighborhood must LOVE you guys.
This needs to become standard issue everywhere
DONT FORGET THE LOW SOAP DISPENSER ALARM!!
with the increase in coffee drinking from the low coffee alarm the low toilet paper alarm became a necessity
They finally found a way to enforce "If you kill it, refill it"!
😂love this.... That would be so cool to have at my job😅
these are GENIUS how come i never thought of these two of the most important things we humans can survive with especially coffee
I love how there will be at least 3 guys waiting for someone to trigger the low coffee alarm xD
Not that my opinion matters but this is definitely the best video and that bar is pretty high for your videos.
Love your work.
should get that low toilet paper alarm for my teenage kid, thats notorious for leaving just 1 piece of paper there
I love how he finished the coffee and tried to trick it. 😂
No tricking this system!
OMG I love these videos!
It's wild to think about how much work this must have been. Like they actually had to set those lights up in a bathroom.
Your guys' cups are so cuteeeeee!
My work needs to implement these ASAP!
That's a great idea, plus the low tp alarm, that'll get you ever time.
I need one in my house!!
You guys are awesome!!
You are awesome!