I've always thought that fire trucks should be equipped with those plows you see on old trains. You know, the ones designed to deflect cows on the railroad tracks so the train doesn't get destroyed. Another method would be a paddy wagon disguised as an ambulance, which would tail an actual ambulance. When the real one goes lights and sirens it follows, but stops to pull over the drivers that didn't move for the real one.
I have been trying for years to convince Supervisors and add men to let me install ramming bumpers and a flame thrower On the ambulance. People still wouldn't get out of the way but I would have so much more fun
@@fiundagner I think that could work. At first they'd actually drive closer to you to, thinking they'll be in the background of the next Mad Max sequel, only to realize the flamethrowers are real and move for every ambulance they ever see again, out of the fear that inside them is a savage EMS tribe wishing to siphon the fuel from their cars and eat them alive.
The EMS room is a simulator where all the patients have actual medical problems and they all respond to your treatment, and then you go to the hospital where there's a lounge with food and drinks and you get an hour to fill out your paperwork and take a nap.
@@Pulang_Diwa Thank you for saying that. Bold claim time: I honestly think America would be a lot better place to live and people would be more considerate of each other if everybody were required to give compulsory service in some kind of emergency field, either police, fire or EMS. They can pick which one. Their perspective on the world will change within months.
@Harrison Gist Only when you start making house calls for the stuff we do. That being said, I'm sure all of us here appreciate your skills in the water and appreciate your rescue efforts.
@@unr3alGaming Robert A. Heinlein in Starship Troopers proposed that anyone wishing the right to vote would have to do some sort of federal service for two years, not necessarily military service but two years of sacrificing yourself for the good of the community. All the whiny Leftist cry babies could live in the country and do whatever they want but would have no say in how things are run. Switzerland has had a similar system for many decades. They have an orderly society where people get an education and work.
At first I thought that it was a joke about police lights on a fire truck, then as soon as he started asking what they were doing I instantly snap to they're finally moving over to the side of the road.
@@LUSkyhawk to be fair if you are in the left lane and can't get over to the right lane, the turn lane is your best bet _IF_ either there is no traffic in front of you on the left lane or traffic in the left lane has moved either to the right or to the turn lane (i.e. the left lane is clear in front of you) Otherwise stay in the left lane and let them use the turn lane. Though again this is only if you can't get to the right lane
@@richardmillhousenixon Uggh I hate it when they do that. If there's a left turn lane and you can't move to the right, stay in your left lane and let ME go to the left turn lane.
@@LUSkyhawk I‘ve learned that on roads with multiple lanes the most left lane goes to the left and all other go to the right. But then again i‘m german and learned to make a rescue alley as well, which apparently isn‘t that normal in other countrys either. 😅
@@Llama_charmerUnfortunately not always. I have experience driving a fire engine and where i work, most people just come to a stop and sit there blocking the lane, forcing us to go around them. Believe it or not, some people even speed up to try to outrun the emergency vehicle
I thought it was a code 3 trauma call without screaming family members, lights and sirens while drivers yield, the charge nurse is nice, and then a pat on the back by a firefighter paramedic who gently guides your hand into placing an IV as he offers you a job
@@TheGodfather441 If you're nice, they aren't talking about you behind your back: it's the addicts that they know by name that curse them out at 3am and they still have to smile and pretend they care, and sometimes it's about all you can do not to tell them your true feelings.
Actually I think it's the one where the one real emergency of the day doesn't come in after you've already cleaned the car and are literally seconds away from clocking out and going home, but the colleages from the next shift of course aren't there yet, so you have to go back and go there anyways
@@TheBeanHome you know how some cars don't always move out of the way when sirens are going? Yeah, this is the opposite of that in which everyone is clearing a path for the first responder, something that's so rare it might as well be a fantasy
I feel ya on that last ride. I tried to pull a guy over one night who didn’t stop for a few miles. When he did he said he didn’t pull over because he thought I was an ambulance. I made sure I put that on his tickets.
in the UK all emergency vehicles use blue lights, except doctor's own cars use green. The moment I see blue in my mirrors I just instinctively pull to the side. The fact people don't horrifies me
@@Dirpitz The moment I hear sirens or see flashing lights I am instantly scanning every mirror and window to see if I need to move out of the way. The only thing stopping me from full on yeeting my car off the road and out of the way is the desire to not make another incident for them to respond to. I am horrified at people who don't move at all!
@@PixieBulb seriously though one of my biggest paranoias is that when I hear those sirens behind me but are in a position where I am physically not able to pull over
I thought this was gonna be about first responders that work at Disney World. My Mom passed out at Disney world when I was little, and my Grandma told the guy working at It's a Small World (my sister and I loved that ride and went on it so many times....maybe that's why my mom passed out) and like not even a minute later a bunch of guys carrying bags filled with equipment showed up. According to my Dad (who is a doctor) the took my Moms EKG, they tested her blood glucose levels and pH, tested her oxygen and temperature, and even had an IV on standby. Once they cleared her, they took our family to a limo and drove us back to the hotel, which was on Disney property, and the hotel staff gave us a get well basket. My Mom was fine, though it turned out she got a cold. Basically, while being sick is never a fun experience, the first responders at Disney did a great job and so did the staff.
That's way better than my experience! I came down with norovirus on a Disney cruise, they gave me two anti-diarrheal pills and told me not to puke in the infirmary. Not even a whisper of a get well soon. I think I still have the same five episodes of Ducktails and Rock of Ages completely memorized from being quarantined to the cabin for two days.
Omg did this make me laugh. As soon as he asked "what are they doing?" I knew what was happening and I completely understand the euphoria of the ride. Well done.
Where I used to live in NC they hardly ever moved over until several horn honks. I moved t IL. and it was amazing. Everybody moved over. All cars stopped a lights and the roads were clear. We were at a stop light so it was alittle more difficult but that fire engine was able to go down the wrong lane and just go right on by. Just as easy and fluid as possible. I got honked at because I was sill mesmerized by what had just happened. Lol. First responders are truly respect where I live in IL. Thank you for all you do. And the great videos.
When I first moved to Oregon I was in awe when I see cars would move to right side and stop to let first responders pass. Now that I've moved back to Taiwan I feel disgusted to see almost no cars would let first responders pass even though it's a law now to let them pass.
Nah, if he wanted to go dark, it would be a semi lit room full of mirrors made of bullet resistant glass. It would be like birds attacking their reflection except it would be cops shooting at their own silhouettes.
I didn't even understand the "they're moving" part until reading the comments because I always move right away when I see first responder lights but I definitely see that's not the case with many others and it drives me nuts. If they were the ones in need of help they'd sure wish others would get out of the way in time. “So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets." Matthew 7:12
So from my experience the EMS room look just like normal stations, except you regularly get alarmed to respond to an emergency but as soon as you sit down in the car, dispatch tells you it's not an emergency and calls you off the job. Alternatively there's also a ride where you do get to respond to emergencies, but everything you respond to is a genuine emergency and patients actually listen to what you're saying, they understand you and are capable of answering in an efficient and understandable fashion and they only start telling you their life story if you asked all your stuff and there's still time left until you're arriving at the hospital. Also every patient is capable of getting in themselves and you just leave used equipment in the hospital and take cleaned and sterilized replacements instead of having to clean it yourself
Jason - one day, you want to come to Germany, go on a ride-along in one of our rigs and witness the might of the siren over here. Sure, there's some exceptions but for the most part, it seems to trigger immediate '45-flashbacks, the way people move right away.
I couldn’t stop laughing the second after he turned the lights on 😂😂 I knew what was coming , and man , if anyone says the citizens in your State are the worst … Seriously, visit New York once , and in one FDNY shift : all you’re hope is gone ! Having to go on a call in NY traffic is a nightmare 🤷🏼♂️
The cop room...TRUTH! All my gun toters have little shrines to themselves in their work area. Going to start using "Code Blue Jay" for those guys. LOL!
That made me tear up. I move unless I think I will do more harm moving and I do not follow right behind them. Give a wide berth. Thank you for all you do!
For dispatch, it's just headphones that play radio traffic that's perfectly coherent, everyone has perfect radio etiquette, everything is short sweet and to the point without reciting the Gettysburg Address, and no one hits their distress/SOS button on accident the whole shift.
I think this Channel is great,, not only because it is funny as Hell, but it gives people a look into the life of people who are there for us! We thank and appreciate you!!
I live in a very unpopulated rural area, and here almost everyone pulls over for emergency vehicles with their lights on. But then again we also don't have any roads that are bigger than two lanes going the same direction, and all of those roads are in towns with a speed limit of 30. I can't imagine the nightmare of trying to get to an emergency in a more populated area.
These videos have mostly taught me there's countries where you don't get a three-to-five-figure fine for not getting out of the way when you see lights, hear a siren or traffic comes to a standstill.
How would issuing a fine work? My guess for the most practical yet invasive is speed/traffic cameras that are used to cite you for things. Here in the US we're a little freer. The firetruck/ambulance isn't going to stop rushing to the emergency or hospital to give you a ticket. That said, if people aren't getting out of the way, that's not cool.
@@danielgoodman3578 If there's an emergency vehicle coming up behind you, and you're in the way, they register your license plate. They continue on, take care of the situation, report your license plate to traffic enforcement after, and you get a letter stating how much you owe and how long/if your license gets suspended for this.
@@WantedVisual I thought about recording your plate, but I thought that'd take too much effort in context and they'd have to hire a guy just for that. Rethinking, that's not true. If a dude won't move, long as you can read it and have a means to note it, that's doable. I wonder how they handle weird ones that drivers panic about, like where the driver needs to go ahead and run the red light in some capacity in order to move.
@@danielgoodman3578 if you need to cross the line to make way, you're allowed to do that. If a cop or camera records you as being on the line (less serious than speeding through red, way less serious than blocking emergency vehicles), you have a protest box for saying "ambulance/fire rescue needed space", which should get it cleared.
My dad was a firefighter in his youth. The amount of scolding I'd get when I was learning to drive and didn't practically jump the curb when sirens went by was insane. Between that and the stories of him drifting his truck to beat the next town over to their calls and I freak out and start moving whenever I hear a siren on the radio.
Spot on w/the cops. It’s how the ex lives his life even after having to “quickly” retire. Thinking he got caught and had no choice b/c he sure got caught after retirement and made the front page of the area newspaper and loved it🤦🏻♀️
Jobtown, successful field deliveries, positive stroke outcomes, cardiac arrest saves (and I mean legit saves, where the patient walks out of the hospital), all of them adrenalin-dumping...but nothing will be as satisfying and more potent than drivers actually being smart when yielding to the lights
Once I was driving through rush hour traffic. It was between the access roads to a highway so we were in a little overpass tunnel with the right lane coned off. An ambulance was coming from behind. Everyone in the middle (my) lane scooted to the right into the cones and everyone in the left lane scooted a little to the left, and together we formed a hole big enough for the ambulance to get through! Hooray!
There's an intersection in Wilmington, NC called Eastwood and Military Cutoff. If your ambulance has to drive thru there to get to you or transport you to the hospital, you better call your insurance and fight to get them to cover a helicopter ride because people in that intersection, not only don't move for emergency vehicles(INCLUDING FIRE TRUCKS), they will cut you off or run into you trying to get past you. I've seen that intersections completely blocked off 4 ways with an ambulance and firetruck stuck honking with sirens blaring. No one cared. I just watched in awe from the side of the road and thanked God I couldn't afford a car at the moment.
Lol....binge watching all your content now. Nice job. I hate firefighters! With their fat schedules and adoring fans...all that time to work, their out washboard abs and super sexy calendars!!! Seriously though, thanks for doing what you do.
I just moved to the east coast from a small town in Alaska, and I can tell you that if thats what youre looking for when you turn your lights on, you just need to move to Alaska. Everyone pulls over and most of the time will come to a full stop while waiting for the fire trucks/ambulance/police to pass. When I moved to the east coast I was very confused why everyone wasn't pulling over for the emergency vehicles. I also saw an abulance ahead of me on the freeway going the same speed as the cars.
I live downtown in my city next to a busy street. I hear sirens multiple times a day, police car, firetruck, ambulance. And I can always tell when some idiot won't get out of the way cause they'll be laying on that horn.
Ppl have no clue how frustrating driving emergency traffic is. Especially in tourist traps. I do it EVERY shift. My favorite is when they stop dead in front of you.
Fire department chronicles should do a video on the day to day life of the firefighter, and what its actually like. I am kinda interested in becoming one when I graduate High school, but it would be great to know what I am actually getting into.
Actually, my cop buddy's favorite things are: 1. Tabletop RPGs 2. Anime/Conventions 3. Thinking about the Holy Roman Empire 4. Italian food 5. Good booze 6. Black coffee 7. Horses and good dogs 8. Historically accurate combat 9. Memes/Dad jokes 10. Heavy metal Bonus: His very Italian mustache (And now I'll go check with him to see how many I got correct.) After he passed out minutes after I brought it up (hellish work schedule) he told me this morning how much he loved and appreciated that list, and it was all pretty accurate. He then sent me pics of his current coffee brand he's drinking beside his favorite new mug. It had little chibi maids on either side, which he recently got from a housemaid themed cafe in Japan. lol
The fact there are people who will not get out of an ambulance or fire trucks way makes me sick. I've seen it first hand, amd it still makes me livid to remember.
ROFLOL OMG mirrors and moving! Absolutely agree! My fantasy is empty streets on a code! Can we please add a revenge on angry nurses room! Twice the pay twice the attitude and they cause twice the problems.
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I’m not even in that field of work, and the pipe dream that is people moving aside for first responders still brings tears to my eyes
I've always thought that fire trucks should be equipped with those plows you see on old trains. You know, the ones designed to deflect cows on the railroad tracks so the train doesn't get destroyed. Another method would be a paddy wagon disguised as an ambulance, which would tail an actual ambulance. When the real one goes lights and sirens it follows, but stops to pull over the drivers that didn't move for the real one.
I have been trying for years to convince Supervisors and add men to let me install ramming bumpers and a flame thrower On the ambulance. People still wouldn't get out of the way but I would have so much more fun
@@fiundagner I think that could work. At first they'd actually drive closer to you to, thinking they'll be in the background of the next Mad Max sequel, only to realize the flamethrowers are real and move for every ambulance they ever see again, out of the fear that inside them is a savage EMS tribe wishing to siphon the fuel from their cars and eat them alive.
@@ryancasey4038 or we could impose a 2500 fine for blocking the path a first responder
@@deltavgaming3447 But that is just...so mundane ☹
The EMS room is a simulator where all the patients have actual medical problems and they all respond to your treatment, and then you go to the hospital where there's a lounge with food and drinks and you get an hour to fill out your paperwork and take a nap.
Don't forget the nurses that actually give a shit and aren't completely burnt out from several years of mandatory OT and drunk pricks.
No offense but thinking about the opposite of this scenario is just depressing. You guys deserve better.
@@Pulang_Diwa Thank you for saying that. Bold claim time: I honestly think America would be a lot better place to live and people would be more considerate of each other if everybody were required to give compulsory service in some kind of emergency field, either police, fire or EMS. They can pick which one. Their perspective on the world will change within months.
@Harrison Gist Only when you start making house calls for the stuff we do. That being said, I'm sure all of us here appreciate your skills in the water and appreciate your rescue efforts.
@@unr3alGaming Robert A. Heinlein in Starship Troopers proposed that anyone wishing the right to vote would have to do some sort of federal service for two years, not necessarily military service but two years of sacrificing yourself for the good of the community. All the whiny Leftist cry babies could live in the country and do whatever they want but would have no say in how things are run. Switzerland has had a similar system for many decades. They have an orderly society where people get an education and work.
“If there’s anything cops love more than donuts, it’s themselves”
*Donut Operator and Angry Cops have entered the chat*
lmao
Ok that is actual gold
Bro He should totally collab with them, that would be the funniest and greatest crossover even in history.
Code blue
My Drill Sergeant senses are tingling! But that could only mean one thing: some firefighter on the internet is talking shit about cops!
At first I thought that it was a joke about police lights on a fire truck, then as soon as he started asking what they were doing I instantly snap to they're finally moving over to the side of the road.
**The RIGHT side of the road!
Not the left side, not the turn lane, not the oncome lane....
@@LUSkyhawk to be fair if you are in the left lane and can't get over to the right lane, the turn lane is your best bet _IF_ either there is no traffic in front of you on the left lane or traffic in the left lane has moved either to the right or to the turn lane (i.e. the left lane is clear in front of you) Otherwise stay in the left lane and let them use the turn lane. Though again this is only if you can't get to the right lane
I'm more of a left go left, and right go right kinda driver. "Part the red sea" if you would give me a clear straight line. That's all I ask.
@@richardmillhousenixon Uggh I hate it when they do that. If there's a left turn lane and you can't move to the right, stay in your left lane and let ME go to the left turn lane.
@@LUSkyhawk
I‘ve learned that on roads with multiple lanes the most left lane goes to the left and all other go to the right.
But then again i‘m german and learned to make a rescue alley as well, which apparently isn‘t that normal in other countrys either. 😅
Even before he said, “They’re moving”, I knew it was coming 😂 20 years as a first responder and motorists not moving gave me chest pains 😂
Do people really not move? whenever ive been on the road and an [insert emergency vehicle] comes along people move
I give them space if they don't have lights on.
Need to build the trucks so that any cars not getting out of the way can be treated like vehicular bowling pins
@@FerretKibble Bring back the the cowcatcher!
@@Llama_charmerUnfortunately not always. I have experience driving a fire engine and where i work, most people just come to a stop and sit there blocking the lane, forcing us to go around them. Believe it or not, some people even speed up to try to outrun the emergency vehicle
The most popular ride for EMS is the one where you get to tell patients what you're actually thinking.
Most under-rated comment.
I thought it was a code 3 trauma call without screaming family members, lights and sirens while drivers yield, the charge nurse is nice, and then a pat on the back by a firefighter paramedic who gently guides your hand into placing an IV as he offers you a job
i wish they did, nothing i hate more than being nice to people that are just making fun of me behind my back
@@TheGodfather441 If you're nice, they aren't talking about you behind your back: it's the addicts that they know by name that curse them out at 3am and they still have to smile and pretend they care, and sometimes it's about all you can do not to tell them your true feelings.
Actually I think it's the one where the one real emergency of the day doesn't come in after you've already cleaned the car and are literally seconds away from clocking out and going home, but the colleages from the next shift of course aren't there yet, so you have to go back and go there anyways
The moment he said turn your lights on i just knew what was coming XD
Same, I'm not even a first responder and even I saw that coming
What does it mean? I’m not anything related to first responders and I’m super curious
@@TheBeanHome you know how some cars don't always move out of the way when sirens are going?
Yeah, this is the opposite of that in which everyone is clearing a path for the first responder, something that's so rare it might as well be a fantasy
@@TheBeanHome no one moves out of the way when they use light and sirens
Thanks! I do see people move but yeah it’s not a lot of people..
I feel ya on that last ride. I tried to pull a guy over one night who didn’t stop for a few miles. When he did he said he didn’t pull over because he thought I was an ambulance. I made sure I put that on his tickets.
"Oh my bad I didn't pull over because I thought you were a different thing I'm supposed to pull over for"
As an EMT, thank you.
in the UK all emergency vehicles use blue lights, except doctor's own cars use green. The moment I see blue in my mirrors I just instinctively pull to the side. The fact people don't horrifies me
@@Dirpitz The moment I hear sirens or see flashing lights I am instantly scanning every mirror and window to see if I need to move out of the way. The only thing stopping me from full on yeeting my car off the road and out of the way is the desire to not make another incident for them to respond to. I am horrified at people who don't move at all!
@@PixieBulb seriously though one of my biggest paranoias is that when I hear those sirens behind me but are in a position where I am physically not able to pull over
I thought this was gonna be about first responders that work at Disney World. My Mom passed out at Disney world when I was little, and my Grandma told the guy working at It's a Small World (my sister and I loved that ride and went on it so many times....maybe that's why my mom passed out) and like not even a minute later a bunch of guys carrying bags filled with equipment showed up. According to my Dad (who is a doctor) the took my Moms EKG, they tested her blood glucose levels and pH, tested her oxygen and temperature, and even had an IV on standby. Once they cleared her, they took our family to a limo and drove us back to the hotel, which was on Disney property, and the hotel staff gave us a get well basket. My Mom was fine, though it turned out she got a cold. Basically, while being sick is never a fun experience, the first responders at Disney did a great job and so did the staff.
That's way better than my experience! I came down with norovirus on a Disney cruise, they gave me two anti-diarrheal pills and told me not to puke in the infirmary. Not even a whisper of a get well soon. I think I still have the same five episodes of Ducktails and Rock of Ages completely memorized from being quarantined to the cabin for two days.
@@res1dentcyn1c big difference is the Disney cruise isn’t the same as Disney World
Disney World isn't perfect, but they are serious about maintaining their image as a "magical place."
Fun fact Disney supposedly has policies in place to prevent anyone ever being declared dead in their parks
I choose to imagine that they all came out wearing Mickey Mouse ears
“They’re moving...” won’t lie, I teared up a little bit.
The EMS room is a huge pile of refusals you can swim around in, like Scrooge McDuck.
Don't toy with my emotions like that.
Or a bunch of animatronic mannequins who sign Refusal forms and apologize for the bother.
Instant ALS intercept...
@@camdengalvin5048 boo!!!
Or no pt contact
"ok Jason, but how much does it cost?"
"Oh no my friend, THEY pay YOU overtime to be here, "
😮
Omg did this make me laugh. As soon as he asked "what are they doing?" I knew what was happening and I completely understand the euphoria of the ride. Well done.
Brought tears of joy to me that you wouldn’t have to lay on the air horn for 15 minutes waiting for the person in front of you to move
I have one word for you to search for: Rettungsgasse. Those Germans...
@@hoejwell you know how we germans are, we LOVE regulations
The name tag that says Dis-knee World...love it
Well... Better than..
DEEZ-NUTS!
HAH! GOTTEEM!!
Also... Dyspnea world? Anyone? Okay I'll see myself out.
""Sobbing softly in a corner"" they moving!!!!! Excuse me, I need this to be more than a dream......🤣🤣😂😂😂
Not only are you a comedic genius, you're also an excellent actor! Oh, and a firefighter...
Where I used to live in NC they hardly ever moved over until several horn honks. I moved t IL. and it was amazing. Everybody moved over. All cars stopped a lights and the roads were clear. We were at a stop light so it was alittle more difficult but that fire engine was able to go down the wrong lane and just go right on by. Just as easy and fluid as possible. I got honked at because I was sill mesmerized by what had just happened. Lol. First responders are truly respect where I live in IL. Thank you for all you do. And the great videos.
Man, I honestly have no interest in becoming a fire fighter yet I LOVE your content. I love your sarcastic view of the world
The moving part is not sarcasm lol
@@RGMerkel Hush now, no need to traumatize the general public...
@@QemeH we know, we see those assholes too.
Sarcastic? Nah, man, it's just the truth coated in a glaze of levity.
This channel taught me firefighters almost never actually fight fires any more.
When I first moved to Oregon I was in awe when I see cars would move to right side and stop to let first responders pass. Now that I've moved back to Taiwan I feel disgusted to see almost no cars would let first responders pass even though it's a law now to let them pass.
Wow really?
This is hilarious! Spot on about cops....I used to be one.... you should see what happens when they aren't at work...lol. I love this program
Your facial expressions and acting are amazing!
I love how he's conveyed all of this without actually showing us any of it. Just sound and acting. Beautiful.
Ah yes, the happiest place in the world
i got so stressed when he mentioned cop room filled with something. i wasn't sure how dark he's going to go with it lol
Nah, if he wanted to go dark, it would be a semi lit room full of mirrors made of bullet resistant glass. It would be like birds attacking their reflection except it would be cops shooting at their own silhouettes.
Cops: Wow this is our paradise!
Security: Code bluejay CODE BLUEJAY! lol
Is that what he was saying? I heard "Code Blue, Jay!" (as in Jason) But yeah, "naked as a bluejay" makes sense too.
I didn't even understand the "they're moving" part until reading the comments because I always move right away when I see first responder lights but I definitely see that's not the case with many others and it drives me nuts. If they were the ones in need of help they'd sure wish others would get out of the way in time.
“So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets." Matthew 7:12
The Medic’s ride is just a line of people signing refusal forms
So from my experience the EMS room look just like normal stations, except you regularly get alarmed to respond to an emergency but as soon as you sit down in the car, dispatch tells you it's not an emergency and calls you off the job.
Alternatively there's also a ride where you do get to respond to emergencies, but everything you respond to is a genuine emergency and patients actually listen to what you're saying, they understand you and are capable of answering in an efficient and understandable fashion and they only start telling you their life story if you asked all your stuff and there's still time left until you're arriving at the hospital. Also every patient is capable of getting in themselves and you just leave used equipment in the hospital and take cleaned and sterilized replacements instead of having to clean it yourself
A simulator where you can in fact eat the entire meal while it is fresh and warm, without the alarm going off! :-)
My favorite part is how he plays all the characters 😂
They’re moving. It’s so beautiful
You had me at “…and you’ll never have to load a single section of hose.”
I knew the moment he said "turn on your lights" what it would mean.
Jason - one day, you want to come to Germany, go on a ride-along in one of our rigs and witness the might of the siren over here. Sure, there's some exceptions but for the most part, it seems to trigger immediate '45-flashbacks, the way people move right away.
Imagine being so devoted to dislike this video, they must have been cops.
I don’t think even the cops disliked the video, mainly because of that last part with people actually moving over to the lights.
No no its all the firefighters who are still on shift and cannot make it to this magical place.
I couldn’t stop laughing the second after he turned the lights on 😂😂
I knew what was coming , and man , if anyone says the citizens in your State are the worst …
Seriously, visit New York once , and in one FDNY shift : all you’re hope is gone !
Having to go on a call in NY traffic is a nightmare 🤷🏼♂️
I will be finishing my EMT school in May. I always start my studying by watching one of these videos. Wish me luck!
You got this !
The cop room...TRUTH! All my gun toters have little shrines to themselves in their work area. Going to start using "Code Blue Jay" for those guys. LOL!
I got lost in the fantasy when I realized what was happening, and didn't hear him say, "they're moving" until I re-watched it.
Trying to not wake up my roommate at 3am, but I laughed way too hard at the "they're... m... they're moving???"
That part about the other cars moving though. Mmmmmmm.
If you ever wanna see the extend of human stupidity...get behind their car on code 3
Sooooooo damn funny. But why did I actually tear up?
Oh ya, cause I’m a first responder.
Well played.
Code bluejay cracked me up!
same that got me to
I didn't realize how much I needed a simulator of people moving out of my way while running hot until just now 🥺
Me: "Man if Firefighters and Police officers get their Room i wonder what HR has!"
HR's room: *Endless Desk Duty and Paperwork + Get well soon Cards*
And not a single complaint or worker's comp claim in sight.
Get this guy an oscar!
I liked how your name tag says "dis-knee" 🤣
Impossible. Not even computer code can simulate civilians that know what lights and sirens mean.
1:15 Words I thought I would never hear
So true. That brought a tear to my eye
I'm sorry but I actually didn't understand what he was talking about. could you please explain? thanks
@@zanegib169 in case you’ve never been in a car before when a emergency vehicle was driving by, 50% of people stay in the way instead of moving over.
@Bob Hi oh ok yeah makes sense now thanks haha
@@csnider_1281 yeah I understand that. people are so annoying and have massive egos
Disney Land the best pace on earth.
Where every baby in existence cries at Mickey and Minnie
I don’t know how you do it but it gets better every time you post
Hell yeah! The funny man is back for our weekly serotonin
Firefighters and emts have the best sense of humor out of any public service pals.
That made me tear up. I move unless I think I will do more harm moving and I do not follow right behind them. Give a wide berth. Thank you for all you do!
For dispatch, it's just headphones that play radio traffic that's perfectly coherent, everyone has perfect radio etiquette, everything is short sweet and to the point without reciting the Gettysburg Address, and no one hits their distress/SOS button on accident the whole shift.
Their moving, it so beautiful 😂 Love it! Awesome materiel, never disappoints!
my exact words "Never disappoints!"
lol @ the cops. My ex brother-in-law was one. 100% accurate.
I get so mad when people don't move out of the way! I'm not in this line of work but when he said "turn your lights on" i was like "ah, i see🥹" 🤣
I think this Channel is great,, not only because it is funny as Hell, but it gives people a look into the life of people who are there for us! We thank and appreciate you!!
He said "we got a code blue" 😂
BSI scene Not Safe!
I live in a very unpopulated rural area, and here almost everyone pulls over for emergency vehicles with their lights on. But then again we also don't have any roads that are bigger than two lanes going the same direction, and all of those roads are in towns with a speed limit of 30. I can't imagine the nightmare of trying to get to an emergency in a more populated area.
These videos have mostly taught me there's countries where you don't get a three-to-five-figure fine for not getting out of the way when you see lights, hear a siren or traffic comes to a standstill.
How would issuing a fine work? My guess for the most practical yet invasive is speed/traffic cameras that are used to cite you for things. Here in the US we're a little freer. The firetruck/ambulance isn't going to stop rushing to the emergency or hospital to give you a ticket. That said, if people aren't getting out of the way, that's not cool.
@@danielgoodman3578 If there's an emergency vehicle coming up behind you, and you're in the way, they register your license plate. They continue on, take care of the situation, report your license plate to traffic enforcement after, and you get a letter stating how much you owe and how long/if your license gets suspended for this.
@@WantedVisual I thought about recording your plate, but I thought that'd take too much effort in context and they'd have to hire a guy just for that. Rethinking, that's not true. If a dude won't move, long as you can read it and have a means to note it, that's doable. I wonder how they handle weird ones that drivers panic about, like where the driver needs to go ahead and run the red light in some capacity in order to move.
@@danielgoodman3578 if you need to cross the line to make way, you're allowed to do that. If a cop or camera records you as being on the line (less serious than speeding through red, way less serious than blocking emergency vehicles), you have a protest box for saying "ambulance/fire rescue needed space", which should get it cleared.
@@WantedVisual ah
My God! I can only dream of the driving simulator. There should be angels singing!
👏 Day 👏 13 👏 of asking him to green screen himself into Planes Fire and Rescue for his next green screen video!
👏 Day 👏 14 👏 of 👏 clapping 👏 online 👏
he doesnt even upload every day, are you just going to whatever his recent is and spamming this? Kinda yikes
@@elementalcardboard No, when we he uploads I comment it.
@@TheRealMystProductions then the days thing doesnt even make sense imo
@@elementalcardboard it's the days he uploaded, you just skip the days he didn't upload. This isn't rocket surgery.
My dad was a firefighter in his youth. The amount of scolding I'd get when I was learning to drive and didn't practically jump the curb when sirens went by was insane. Between that and the stories of him drifting his truck to beat the next town over to their calls and I freak out and start moving whenever I hear a siren on the radio.
Spot on w/the cops. It’s how the ex lives his life even after having to “quickly” retire. Thinking he got caught and had no choice b/c he sure got caught after retirement and made the front page of the area newspaper and loved it🤦🏻♀️
ngl, when the lights came on and the music appeared, I thought it took a rather serious turn. When he said "They're moving", I lost it.
Jobtown, successful field deliveries, positive stroke outcomes, cardiac arrest saves (and I mean legit saves, where the patient walks out of the hospital), all of them adrenalin-dumping...but nothing will be as satisfying and more potent than drivers actually being smart when yielding to the lights
If it makes any difference, I always move over for first responders!
"their moving..."
fucking hell that broke me. i needed that laugh so much thanks man.
Better make sure those cops dont start making onlyfans accounts in that cop room. Code blue and code of. eek
Once I was driving through rush hour traffic. It was between the access roads to a highway so we were in a little overpass tunnel with the right lane coned off. An ambulance was coming from behind. Everyone in the middle (my) lane scooted to the right into the cones and everyone in the left lane scooted a little to the left, and together we formed a hole big enough for the ambulance to get through! Hooray!
Great use of counterpoint. Good acting too!
When he sat in the simulator, I was expecting a german road with drivers opening a way for the truck.
My dad was a cop and he does nothing but love himself. Bro is so right
There's an intersection in Wilmington, NC called Eastwood and Military Cutoff. If your ambulance has to drive thru there to get to you or transport you to the hospital, you better call your insurance and fight to get them to cover a helicopter ride because people in that intersection, not only don't move for emergency vehicles(INCLUDING FIRE TRUCKS), they will cut you off or run into you trying to get past you. I've seen that intersections completely blocked off 4 ways with an ambulance and firetruck stuck honking with sirens blaring. No one cared. I just watched in awe from the side of the road and thanked God I couldn't afford a car at the moment.
“What are they doing?” We all knew what was coming 😂
Jason is so funny!!! He makes the best videos!!
Lol....binge watching all your content now. Nice job. I hate firefighters! With their fat schedules and adoring fans...all that time to work, their out washboard abs and super sexy calendars!!! Seriously though, thanks for doing what you do.
"Not a pistol grip in sight" my kinda place for sure!
0:58 Nam flashback worthy meme
All I can say is thank you!! Hilarious!
I knew what “Code Bluejay” was the second he said it!!! LOL!!!
I just moved to the east coast from a small town in Alaska, and I can tell you that if thats what youre looking for when you turn your lights on, you just need to move to Alaska. Everyone pulls over and most of the time will come to a full stop while waiting for the fire trucks/ambulance/police to pass. When I moved to the east coast I was very confused why everyone wasn't pulling over for the emergency vehicles. I also saw an abulance ahead of me on the freeway going the same speed as the cars.
I live downtown in my city next to a busy street. I hear sirens multiple times a day, police car, firetruck, ambulance. And I can always tell when some idiot won't get out of the way cause they'll be laying on that horn.
Ppl have no clue how frustrating driving emergency traffic is. Especially in tourist traps. I do it EVERY shift. My favorite is when they stop dead in front of you.
And flip you off
@@patrickharvey158 haven’t had that happen yet. I’m probably too busy losing my shit to notice. Lol
@@Slaeadventures give it time
Can you imagine if someone made this a reality, I would be there everyday. Like sorry mum, I'm leaving home and moving into that park.
"They're moving..." Lol. I can't even imagine. Haha
"They're moving" love it!
Fire department chronicles should do a video on the day to day life of the firefighter, and what its actually like. I am kinda interested in becoming one when I graduate High school, but it would be great to know what I am actually getting into.
Why are the cops gonna be at Main Street all day?
*Because that’s where all the restaurants are.*
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh 😂
Bruh
That is the best 😂 whether you saw it coming or not 😂 the best
EMS room is fully stocked station, comfy bed, shower, and zero calls for 16 hours 🤣 That was my dad's
Actually, my cop buddy's favorite things are:
1. Tabletop RPGs
2. Anime/Conventions
3. Thinking about the Holy Roman Empire
4. Italian food
5. Good booze
6. Black coffee
7. Horses and good dogs
8. Historically accurate combat
9. Memes/Dad jokes
10. Heavy metal
Bonus: His very Italian mustache
(And now I'll go check with him to see how many I got correct.)
After he passed out minutes after I brought it up (hellish work schedule) he told me this morning how much he loved and appreciated that list, and it was all pretty accurate. He then sent me pics of his current coffee brand he's drinking beside his favorite new mug. It had little chibi maids on either side, which he recently got from a housemaid themed cafe in Japan. lol
At first when he said ‘it’s your favorite kind of ride’ I thought he was going to say it was a No Ride haha
Omg i about fell out of my chair laughing at the cop naked in the mirror room.
The fact there are people who will not get out of an ambulance or fire trucks way makes me sick. I've seen it first hand, amd it still makes me livid to remember.
ROFLOL OMG mirrors and moving! Absolutely agree! My fantasy is empty streets on a code! Can we please add a revenge on angry nurses room! Twice the pay twice the attitude and they cause twice the problems.
Pop came out my nose on the code blue!!! 🤣 Truth: had to change out of “soiled” uniform once.. thought I was hidden. I was wrong. 😑