Which JoJo Protagonists are CIRCUMCISED?

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @METAsMETAs
    @METAsMETAs Год назад +2853

    Wild ass video
    *Agree tho*

  • @quiteabizarreone6441
    @quiteabizarreone6441 Год назад +2075

    Watching you struggle to put the doors on in the build made me die a little

    • @thegreatgoosegod726
      @thegreatgoosegod726 Год назад +35

      Was bouta say

    • @diamondhamster4320
      @diamondhamster4320 Год назад +23

      Well, MC creative aint JoJo - cant just barrage punch everything into working out.

    • @Fluffernater
      @Fluffernater Год назад +10

      I was about to comment this... JUST PUT THEM ON OPPOSITE SIDES AAAAAA

  • @Starbuckace
    @Starbuckace Год назад +1745

    I cant stop imagining if Jotaros name was "John Smith" 💀

  • @eugoth4285
    @eugoth4285 Год назад +2501

    It's also important to note that when Holly poured the locacaca 3251 on josuke's body it healed his wounds, implying it would also heal his foreskin back. Even if both josefumi and kira were circumcised, by the end of the story gappy got his cap back.

    • @dubious7364
      @dubious7364 Год назад +47

      I said
      the same thing lmao

    • @epic1358
      @epic1358 Год назад +216

      also important: if the locacaca mended ALL of the parts of josefumi and kira together, and they were both uncircumcised, wouldn't that make josuke have two foreskins, making him double uncircumsised?

    • @Law01YT
      @Law01YT Год назад

      @@epic1358 holy shit double uncircumsised

    • @BxR2099
      @BxR2099 Год назад +77

      She also says that all his wounds would be replaced with rock making him rock hard forever

    • @LeukemiaSmith
      @LeukemiaSmith Год назад

      Half his foreskin.

  • @Azuelianed
    @Azuelianed Год назад +944

    did i really watch a 12 minute video about the jojos getting circumcised? yes.

    • @ANDORRA195
      @ANDORRA195 Год назад +30

      That’s kinda sus dio🤨📸

    • @arcynull
      @arcynull Год назад +15

      Tf u doin here dio 😳

    • @nwut
      @nwut Год назад +9

      no way dio

    • @blue_dreamed5141
      @blue_dreamed5141 Год назад

      DIIIIIIIIIIIOOO BURANDU

    • @demonking3673
      @demonking3673 Год назад +3

      You marrying Florida women gave that away

  • @kurakunyy9631
    @kurakunyy9631 Год назад +449

    Did bro actually use a punnett square to calculate whether a jojo is circumcized or not

  • @evie-_-
    @evie-_- Год назад +1288

    We desperately need Araki to make an illustration of how the 4 balls look. Is it two rows of two? Or is it one ball on each of the 4 sides? Desperately need this

    • @Revali69
      @Revali69 Год назад +252

      On Jojolion chapter 22 cover page there is a arrow pointing to josuke's balls and the arrow points to an illustration of four balls in two rows of two which we can assume that it's his balls

    • @JJLarge
      @JJLarge Год назад +179

      @@Revali69 Yasuho also describes it as 2x2

    • @bigdued7039
      @bigdued7039 Год назад +13

      🗿

    • @vinicius.s.gastaldi
      @vinicius.s.gastaldi Год назад

      2x2, he has another ballsack

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide Год назад +74

      the manga panel said 2x2 balls. so its 2 rows of 2

  • @Cam-jm9lk
    @Cam-jm9lk Год назад +516

    According to the video, Dio isn’t circumcised, but DIO is. That explains why DIO radiates a much more sophisticated energy than he did in part 1

    • @Kaspar502
      @Kaspar502 Год назад +93

      He converted to Islam while in Egypt

    • @realo3503
      @realo3503 Год назад +10

      He was born that way.

    • @readthiscomment6748
      @readthiscomment6748 7 месяцев назад +18

      He either got it done as a way to have proper etiquette, or he had an accident with pucci.

    • @boonnoob8324
      @boonnoob8324 6 месяцев назад +29

      He has Jonathan's body but since he is a vampire he would have regenerated his foreskin

    • @sheplaysbass77
      @sheplaysbass77 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Kaspar502HELP?

  • @RCroley26
    @RCroley26 Год назад +214

    Giorno's mom was Japanese btw, it was Giorno's step-dad who was Italian.

  • @InfinitRice
    @InfinitRice Год назад +205

    I like how he's just casually building a church while talking about whether these big girthy men are circumcised or not

    • @gallin_snipe
      @gallin_snipe 6 месяцев назад +11

      it is kinda relevant tbh

  • @listenhere5728
    @listenhere5728 Год назад +43

    I like how bro used the punnett square to solve Josuke's(8) circumcision

  • @johnhackett8197
    @johnhackett8197 Год назад +483

    I would like to present to you the fact that giorno shaved his chest. I believe that he may have even circumcised himself at an older age just for the vibes just like he shaved his chest.

    • @warioman4348
      @warioman4348 Год назад +125

      I think there's just a little bit of difference between shaving your chest and removing your foreskin 💀 (btw I don't remember any JoJo character having hair chest but maybe that's just me)

    • @johnhackett8197
      @johnhackett8197 Год назад +60

      @@warioman4348 there is absolutely no difference.

    • @antivirusexe2856
      @antivirusexe2856 Год назад +45

      @@johnhackett8197 💀💀

    • @ceooftaxfraud8974
      @ceooftaxfraud8974 Год назад +82

      how do u know he shaved his chest? he only 15 he probably had none

    • @yassirbeniaz6645
      @yassirbeniaz6645 Год назад +1

      @@johnhackett8197 ☠️

  • @emperornike
    @emperornike Год назад +97

    After he built the church I was expecting him to go into 3rd person just to reveal he was pucci

  • @ChadBenjamin
    @ChadBenjamin Год назад +672

    Why do so many people think that Joseph is American or that Giorno is Italian? It's clearly stated that Joseph was born and raised in England, and only moved to America at the beginning of Part 2. And Giorno’s mom is Japanese.

    • @someguywithatophat7599
      @someguywithatophat7599 Год назад +97

      thats what i am saying, we know that Giorno has not a trace of italian in him, and we know that joseph was born in England (also I thought he only truely moved to America, after part 2, but its been a while)

    • @paultheguy3158
      @paultheguy3158 Год назад +70

      I disagree with the Giorno not having italian blood in him since Dio Brando is an italian name so that would mean that Dio must at least have some italian blood in him meaning that Giorno has some italian blood in him

    • @lobotomystudios
      @lobotomystudios Год назад +1

      I didn't ask

    • @RyanElkhodiry
      @RyanElkhodiry Год назад +19

      @@paultheguy3158 Yeah Dio is Italian and British so Giorno has 3 Nationalities (Japanese, Italian, British)

    • @ChadBenjamin
      @ChadBenjamin Год назад +78

      @@RyanElkhodiry That's headcanon, Dio is actually just British according to his profile in the manga.

  • @thebluegaminggecko4842
    @thebluegaminggecko4842 Год назад +82

    Believe or not, but the last piece of the holy corpse was the foreskin

    • @ibecameacat3748
      @ibecameacat3748 Год назад +5

      Ain't no way, fr ??

    • @thebluegaminggecko4842
      @thebluegaminggecko4842 Год назад +13

      I'm just saying. If funny valentine had the holy foreskin tusk act 4 wouldn't stand a chance

    • @ibecameacat3748
      @ibecameacat3748 Год назад +7

      Bro fr, Johnny would maybe stand a chance if he had the tip

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 5 месяцев назад +2

      Crummchy

    • @Skeletone56
      @Skeletone56 4 месяца назад +1

      The Corpse is Jesus's body, the bible says Jesus was circumcised

  • @basenji1249
    @basenji1249 Год назад +91

    This is it, this is what Jojos is all about

  • @Obibetter
    @Obibetter Год назад +272

    🫡 respect, i know this video is probably the hardest you’ve made but it is a masterpiece

  • @tardlord7622
    @tardlord7622 5 месяцев назад +170

    Least homosexual JoJo fan:

    • @ok5988
      @ok5988 3 месяца назад +1

      Sup fellow Profile pic

  • @tafthemonkey
    @tafthemonkey Год назад +92

    I love how he struggles to place doors in the background 😂

  • @Emerald_Emperor
    @Emerald_Emperor Год назад +126

    Two things about Jotaro that you didnt consider
    1: His father, Sadao Kujo, was a deadbeat
    2: His grandfather was Joseph Joestar, he would have absolutely pushed for Jotaro to be circumcised, much to Holly's dismay

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 Год назад +14

      He wasn't a dead beat he just wasn't present in Jotaro's life

    • @MediumDSpeaks
      @MediumDSpeaks Год назад +27

      I thought his father was a touring musician, not a deadbeat?

    • @_pixlzfn_5503
      @_pixlzfn_5503 Год назад +4

      @Your missing father he was their, just not often.

    • @Emerald_Emperor
      @Emerald_Emperor 10 месяцев назад +4

      I consider Sadao a deadbeat, if he wasnt than wouldn't we see him in flashbacks, we didn't see the man once

    • @ratslikecheez4191
      @ratslikecheez4191 5 месяцев назад

      You mean john smith?

  • @greghaggerty9996
    @greghaggerty9996 Год назад +70

    Joesph wasn't born in the US, he was born in England and moved to the US at 18. So we gotta re-examine the data for him. And Giorno's mom was Japanese, not Italian but that doesn't change the results so it doesn't matter

  • @468erpeashooter9
    @468erpeashooter9 Год назад +36

    LMAO I like how the authority you contact to decide if Josuke is circumcised is METAs

  • @doggoprotector8419
    @doggoprotector8419 Год назад +38

    I will never have a chance to interview Araki, but if I have, I will definitely ask about this

  • @John-uw2je
    @John-uw2je Год назад +257

    I have a theory that stand strength is based on whether or not you were circumcised. This is why Joseph had a weaker stand, and Jonathon never found one to begin with.

    • @2EntireLegs
      @2EntireLegs Год назад +6

      Johnny?

    • @timetraveler_from_2012
      @timetraveler_from_2012 Год назад +100

      @@2EntireLegs The holy corpse regrew his foreskin. That's why he slowly gets stronger throughout the part

    • @dmitrilockhart6016
      @dmitrilockhart6016 Год назад +17

      @@tsaralexis9459 But the world is Dio’s stand in particular and I would presume that not being circumcised gave his soul the potential for a strong stand which Jonathan couldn’t do because he was circumcised as a child

    • @timetraveler_from_2012
      @timetraveler_from_2012 Год назад +1

      @@tsaralexis9459 vampiric regeneration regrew the foreskin. duh. this is basic foreskinology

    • @ZarHakkar
      @ZarHakkar Год назад

      @@dmitrilockhart6016 But by part 3 Dio had Jonathan's dick. Unless his foreskin regrew due to vampire powers?

  • @filipeferreira5085
    @filipeferreira5085 Год назад +198

    truly inspirational. this says a lot about circumcision. And I also took the time to get absolutely disgusted at female circumcision. thanks

    • @bigdued7039
      @bigdued7039 Год назад +6

      Every day, we stray further from god

    • @Random-bi9bg
      @Random-bi9bg Год назад +48

      FYI male circumcision is pretty much as bad as female circumcision, it's just that certain cornflakes inventing brothers were disgusted by male single player mode than female single player mode

    • @someguywithatophat7599
      @someguywithatophat7599 Год назад +43

      @@Random-bi9bg I think both are pretty bad, but female circumcision is so much worse imo

    • @angeemmanuelassassindri8090
      @angeemmanuelassassindri8090 Год назад

      Male circumcision has nothing bad... I'm not suffering either, I always thought all man's dick was like this. It's beautiful this way, the foreskin is just disgusting. For female, WE SHOULD NEVER EVER DO THIS PRACTICE ON THEM AGAIN! IT'S HORRIBLE!

    • @messiahalba7236
      @messiahalba7236 Год назад +7

      boys being chopped their forsekin without anesthesia: boring
      girls being chopped their labia: OH NOOOO THATS HECKING BAD THEY MUST BE STOPPED IN THIS INSTANT

  • @einvious
    @einvious Год назад +13

    you just got outsmarted by a door

  • @gameshark3199
    @gameshark3199 Год назад +21

    5:50
    By the time he had Gold Experience his shlonger would have healed already, since there was no open wound he couldn't attach it. Unless he decided to cut his doinker and (Gold) Experience tremendous pain to attach it.

  • @MiggyBiggy
    @MiggyBiggy Год назад +121

    Bro I love how you were building a church in Minecraft, cuz we all need Jesus after this video 💀

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 Год назад +5

      Was Jesus circumcised?

    • @Polengue
      @Polengue Год назад +5

      @@l0sts0ul89 probably

    • @cheems1506
      @cheems1506 Год назад

      @@Polengue Uhmm actually jesus was born over 2000 years ago and circumcicsion didnt exist till the 1800s so he wouldnt be circumcised 🤓

    • @Polengue
      @Polengue Год назад +17

      @@cheems1506 didnt circumcision was a jewish tradition since Abraham?

    • @kuromu8467
      @kuromu8467 Год назад

      First time I've seen a nerd get outsmarted

  • @Bruh.Potato
    @Bruh.Potato 11 месяцев назад +8

    Now we need Jodio

  • @GearlessJoe0
    @GearlessJoe0 Год назад +6

    Well I got a manscaped ad

  • @TPSpwned
    @TPSpwned Год назад +25

    BRUH YOUR TELLING ME YOUR GOING TO UPLOAD THIS BUT NOT THE "If a certain German leader had a stand?"

  • @erfthe
    @erfthe Год назад +41

    Very informative video!! I feel like i can look at the ENTIRETY of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in a whole new light!! Thank you SO VERY MUCH with this video!!

  • @SyTheSlime
    @SyTheSlime Год назад +44

    Well now you just peaked my interest

  • @Oataro
    @Oataro Год назад +14

    “No, He got the hood” - METAs 2023

  • @Blanket_8916
    @Blanket_8916 Год назад +7

    I like how every time the statement ''Red Blooded American'' always ends with an eagle screaming.

  • @nautilus2342
    @nautilus2342 Год назад +11

    Also, Yasuho notes that the only thing unusual about Josuke's genitals is his 4x4 balls. If he was curcumcised, she would have surely pointed it out as unusual since curcumcision is very rare in Japan.

  • @gamertron3672
    @gamertron3672 Год назад +22

    this will always remain a classic to the channel

  • @BuddySweyzer
    @BuddySweyzer Год назад +22

    Today I heard the phrase "foreskin energy" for the first time. Thanks

  • @scrawnytony3174
    @scrawnytony3174 Год назад +13

    I love the energy of him trying to place the doors in the right alignment before ultimately giving up

  • @zephyrprime8
    @zephyrprime8 Год назад +26

    I'm gonna be honest I focused more on you struggling to place down a door and it was way more entertaining.

  • @harrypotamus4968
    @harrypotamus4968 9 месяцев назад +4

    Watching you try to make the doors work before settling for shitty misaligned ones makes me joyous

  • @erfthe
    @erfthe Год назад +6

    I just love this video so much I just keep coming back to it. It's the peak of his content it makes me smile with his very informative insight. It really makes the JoJo series take an entirely new light. It makes me laugh with the light of a million Stand User's with all the same stand of The Sun!!

  • @StudioRevoct
    @StudioRevoct Год назад +7

    The day Giorno's Hair turned blonde, he circumcised himself.

  • @StudioRevoct
    @StudioRevoct Год назад +10

    Part 8 should have ended with Josuke's four testicles getting torsioned, and he learns to undo it with the power of spin.

  • @mayhemwithaw
    @mayhemwithaw Год назад +8

    Very informative and life-changing. 10/10.

  • @a-levelking8610
    @a-levelking8610 Год назад +6

    bro this is why the others dont take us seriously 😭😭💀💀

  • @lonnyred6650
    @lonnyred6650 Год назад +3

    Thank you so much for making this video.
    I was in Need of knowing what jojos where circumcised and who of them weren't since the day the first manga was published .
    You are a Life saver , a Messiah , i would never thank you enough for making this

  • @marthamahlburg1866
    @marthamahlburg1866 Месяц назад +1

    Joseph was born in Britain and didn’t come to America until he was 19.

  • @rker5313
    @rker5313 Год назад +14

    At this point this is a normal video idea for chewie

  • @mahwiiiife408
    @mahwiiiife408 Год назад +47

    As a circumcised fellow this piqued my interest and I respect the dedication to the video idea

  • @Rialuvs2pac
    @Rialuvs2pac Год назад +4

    I reset my thing three times and I was like “yo, third one I watch the first thing” this was the first one
    Yo I’m done with this shit

  • @poptartninja
    @poptartninja Год назад +20

    bro struggled with those doors for a good bit

  • @ChillaxingJay
    @ChillaxingJay Год назад +5

    A question no asked and yet you decided to answer with immense thought and detail...
    I respect it.

  • @DiDiDinky
    @DiDiDinky Год назад +5

    DIO when he gets Jonathan's body but no foreskin

  • @doughytown4188
    @doughytown4188 Год назад +3

    It’s wild how good the logic was.

  • @taylorthesillyguy
    @taylorthesillyguy 5 месяцев назад +2

    'why was this on my recommend!!'
    vs
    'Your build sucks ass. Quit Minecraft forever.'

  • @Remspamton
    @Remspamton Год назад +3

    I loved seeing the door struggle

  • @c0py9aste
    @c0py9aste 5 месяцев назад +2

    The Red Dead music kicking in ties the video together so well

  • @z_dawg6108
    @z_dawg6108 Год назад +18

    I think that your video is quite insightful and absolutely genius, but I must note that giorno's mother is Japanese, not Italian, and only moved to Italy when she married an Italian man.

  • @cryptdpepsi5989
    @cryptdpepsi5989 Месяц назад +1

    everyone being circumcised is canon as long as diavolo dies

  • @jojokujoestar1234
    @jojokujoestar1234 Год назад +4

    “Josuke got that hood”💀💀💀

  • @rg33real
    @rg33real Год назад +2

    good lord.

    • @UltraCenterHQ
      @UltraCenterHQ 6 месяцев назад

      Ayyyy it's the funny video man

  • @Yuyaeiou
    @Yuyaeiou Год назад +4

    Jodio ain’t letting no one touch his balls(or dragona’s)

    • @livwake
      @livwake Месяц назад

      Dragona getting the best bottom surgery in the GAMEEEEE 🔥

  • @LiamNoblet95
    @LiamNoblet95 21 день назад +1

    Someone should ask Araki so we know about the canon and non-canon circumcisions

  • @kwinlookatt6946
    @kwinlookatt6946 Год назад +3

    Might I say some of your finest work yet.

  • @chaosmuffinminecraft
    @chaosmuffinminecraft Год назад +2

    Jodio is cut, aesthetics are important to his mechanism
    Dragona is uncut for obvious reasons

  • @menacetosociety471
    @menacetosociety471 Год назад +5

    I always knew Jonathan was cut and Dio, Speedwagon and Will are all definitely hooded.

  • @AlvinYu-zc1hv
    @AlvinYu-zc1hv Год назад +1

    “Does this man radiate FORESKIN ENERGY to you?” - Chewiedog

  • @Shadnasiku
    @Shadnasiku Год назад +5

    how could you circumcision analysis jojo!

  • @petergriffin-tu6ug
    @petergriffin-tu6ug Год назад +1

    even as joke
    this is creepy
    in a "you put this much effort to a joke"detail. whatthe heck man
    well thanks

  • @kiraasashin121
    @kiraasashin121 Год назад +4

    dude really just added a spoiler warning for telling us a character has 4 balls

  • @eric-t3p
    @eric-t3p Месяц назад +1

    Now that I think about it Jonathan was married with Erina before the boat incident but at the end of part 1 she was already pregnant so wtf happened

  • @tribaltreegoat
    @tribaltreegoat 6 месяцев назад +3

    giorno is so lucky he can get as many circumcisions as he wants

  • @Burrito_Bowl
    @Burrito_Bowl Год назад +4

    Update it with jodio

  • @digitusmagnus8473
    @digitusmagnus8473 Год назад +4

    *"I don't need sleep, I need answers"*

  • @gamertron3672
    @gamertron3672 Год назад +1

    the research put into this video scares me

  • @reaps2197
    @reaps2197 Год назад +3

    Talked about the skin status of fictional characters while speed building a church in minecraft

  • @Understandable-z2k
    @Understandable-z2k Год назад +2

    We need a follow up for [PART 9 SPOILER PART 9 SPOILER]
    Jodio

  • @guit4rguy
    @guit4rguy Год назад +3

    It’s 3:00 am why am I watching this

  • @jeremypowers8080
    @jeremypowers8080 Год назад +1

    I sat down at 12pm and decided that I needed this information in my life. Thank you so much.

  • @kirayoshikage7441
    @kirayoshikage7441 Год назад +3

    "If Giorno was circumcised he could use Golden Experience to uncircumcise himself" Never have I thought that I would ever hear that sentence spoken.

  • @calus_bath_water
    @calus_bath_water Месяц назад +2

    Nobody tell bro joseph was born in britain and not america

  • @robbycooper6787
    @robbycooper6787 Год назад +4

    Why the hell are we trying to answer this question, I thought trying to understand gravity in my little pony was useless.

  • @WOMFT
    @WOMFT Год назад +2

    man fr struggled with that door

  • @kieranm2774
    @kieranm2774 Год назад +4

    I completed the Jojo bingo when the video was your newest video!

  • @thecatinthehatwithabat9903
    @thecatinthehatwithabat9903 Год назад +1

    Now we wait to find if Dragona is cut

  • @prestongarvey2599
    @prestongarvey2599 Год назад +10

    if part 8 kira was an american sailor and not a japanese one, josuk8 would 100% be circumcised, mostly because josefumi is most certainly circumcised (he's a botanist, well known fact that all botanists are circumcised)

  • @Eevee860
    @Eevee860 10 месяцев назад +1

    Actually if kira OR josefumi is circumcised than josuke could be half circumcised, split down the middle

  • @noobysan709
    @noobysan709 Год назад +3

    If josuke8 could obtain 2×2 golf balls then he could probably have a bigger peel for his banana, which would mean he would be uncircumcised²

  • @tsurugihigashikataa
    @tsurugihigashikataa 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Yeah recommend that he’ll watch anything that’s about Jojo’s”

  • @modernmind5872
    @modernmind5872 Год назад +3

    Circumcision is gross.

    • @Hxzaifaaa
      @Hxzaifaaa 3 месяца назад

      Other way round

  • @Icecreamsanwic
    @Icecreamsanwic 7 месяцев назад

    This is the most important piece of media I’ve ever needed, thank you

  • @Ballsadinfinity
    @Ballsadinfinity Год назад +7

    i love this man

  • @Megamind433
    @Megamind433 3 месяца назад +1

    now THIS is the quality content i signed up for

  • @noobyish
    @noobyish Год назад +3

    well this notification blindsided me

  • @Fulokkusu
    @Fulokkusu Год назад

    thank you for this information. ill be using this in the future for my interviews.

  • @blackkabosu9443
    @blackkabosu9443 Год назад +3

    Bruh this video is unironicly good

  • @insertjojosreference8654
    @insertjojosreference8654 Год назад +1

    Bro really made a punett square for chances of circumcision 😂

  • @faceless2302
    @faceless2302 Год назад +6

    finally a good jojo theory video

  • @josephchambers2000
    @josephchambers2000 Год назад

    I only watched this so it would get out of my recommended as people were asking questions.