This was the most satisfying and delightful exercise of lingual indulgence that I have heard since around the time when Canibus routinely tickled my amygdala with his unrestrained and unparalleled vernacular. I find it gravely offensive that people display such repugnance toward the usage of such exquisite words. Such vexatious Philistines.
🔥🔥🔥🔥“Romanians fighting Ukrainians over titanium, Canadians Beef with Arabians over a stadium” that’s straight bars within a lesson that’s pure heat 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This compilation is laudable. Crank used the words correctly. I exalt him for that. I'm undoubtedly familiar with a lot of the words he was using for real. Some of them words I didn't know before watching this. Crank Lucas be having me crack up. His comedicness is enjoyable undoubtedly.
@@devotheambivert9875 sesquipedalian was the new vocabulary word I picked up and I love it. I shared this compilation with friends who also highly appreciated this tribute to the English language. You write beautifully, by the way. It was a pleasure to read this comment. ❤
Dude, how in the heck are you gonna casually rap hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!? And you actually used it correctly... madness. And the censored version had me laughing.
That's because he's not called Marshall, if you know what I mean. Most RUclips rappers are better than mainstream rappers in my opinion, even ones that do skits like Reggie Couz.
@@jonathanb1 I don’t get it? Are you referring to Em in the context of mainstream rappers? I will say SOME of the underdogs of RUclips can spit bars and depending on what era of hip hop yes some can mop the floor of some mainstream rappers of certain eras especially this new age of rapping.
You either rap mean, a trap king, or an athlete, I did em all, spit dope, gotta ball/got 8 ball in my back seat That's some serious bars right there! The double entendre is real with him!!!
.....somewhat. I mean he's not misusing these words but that doesn't necessarily mean this is "lyrical." Lyrics are about the quality of the writing, not the technical complexity involved. That's why nobody thinks twista is the best rapper or that dragonforce is the best rock band. There are some nice lyrics in here scattered around, mostly cuz crank is good and he was having fun with it, but its pretty bad overall.
I made it to 9:50 before I needed a break. 12:05 - I need another break. Damn. I have the vocabulary to understand what all the words mean, but the word play and flow is killing me.
"diabolical follicles" 😂❤ It's actually fire that you used the big words correctly for the most part and still made it sound good. Reminds me of old school woke rappers like Common. Add a story to the lyrics & you gone make money off it. I know I'd prefer to listen to it over the stuff that's out today.
I’m just glad another artist rhymed “Phantasmagoria” 😂. I remember when I first heard the term “Phantasmagorical” reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” as a kid and I was like “I LOVE that word!” Then when I started writing lyrics I was like……”BET.”🤣🤣🤣
When he said: "On a long vacation I got a loss of wages Cost my neighbors their mail because I'm ostentatious Now they wanna murder me but never heard of me Cuz I'm always under cheese where the burgers be Die purposely before I try a burglary My words will be filled with hyperbole Recovering a coma, baking soda with the aroma Feasible, unbreathable, mesothelioma The penmanship is ridiculous, serendipitous Cuz my vision is vicious for photosynthesis As in add a lesson, I will write soliloquies No electricity, couldn't watch Felicity Exasperated Radioactive rated I'm a ballistocardiograph maker *WHAAAAT!?!?!?* Butter nose, clutter toes, yo, what are those? Other bros cut her clothes, make her juxtapose You could hardly breath, reading Juliology Do a robbery, have a Bob Marley beef But you don't want a beef Malnourish cows, I jump over you My style hurdles vowels New invention, you could live in or you'll lose your vision Jewish women blew my pension, I got Rheumatism Who could get them, nobody that you know I'm all about my bucks, Giannis Antetokounmpo" I felt that.
Which was your favorite?
All of them are good
Which song was you rapping
IDK I liked crank Lucas part
Lyrical 3
First and second vid haha
This man just said “I’m an 80s cat, animaniacs”! Bruh. Bars!
That shit actually came out in the 90s though 😃
Time stamp
Brian Stone But you would need to be born really in the 80s to remember I’m guessing
@@407to618 I was born in 91, and I remember the Animaniacs.
Son I had to replay that bar like 5 times like "did he really just say that?!" 🔥 🔥😂😂
This was the most satisfying and delightful exercise of lingual indulgence that I have heard since around the time when Canibus routinely tickled my amygdala with his unrestrained and unparalleled vernacular. I find it gravely offensive that people display such repugnance toward the usage of such exquisite words. Such vexatious Philistines.
😂💯
Yo what lol
😂🤦🏿♂️🤣😂 somehow I understood this
@@ScottyTownsend91 me too!
@@ScottyTownsend91 yeah, pretty straightforward lol.
We need Crank Lucas on WildN’Out
Fr tho!!
Hell yeah Moe
i don't think they want that ,Crank fuck around and steal the whole damn show
Hell Ya just show Nick
He actually would fit in more than those battle rappers Hitman and Charlie Clips really be trying to rap and still be getting smoked
"I" jump over "U" , my style hurdles vowels...
Flame.🔥
Wayne level bar.
@@lyrics2challengedright lmao
🔥🔥🔥
Legend has it that first guy is still rapping that verse trying to get it recorded
🔥🔥🔥🔥“Romanians fighting Ukrainians over titanium, Canadians Beef with Arabians over a stadium” that’s straight bars within a lesson that’s pure heat 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Heat boi heat.
I'm glad i saw this comment because i loved this verse but didn't feel like trying to quote it haha!!
Real shit tho 💯,, only us real ones understand that 💯
That's hard 😂😂😂😂
Funny buffalos, butter nose,clutter toes yo what are those
Bars lol
Make a juxtapose
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Bars!
He said it right when I saw this comment bruh 😂
Hard !!!
The fact that this man put in the time to find these ungodly words, see what they meant and actually put them in a rap is the epitome of dedication.
Very true. Shit crazy he stay being on A1 lyrics
Wdym, this is just how he normally talks when he’s not rapping or doing RUclips
8 million words in one second was hard. 2024 listening😂😂😂😂
Just make the Big Words album alredy. Call it Big Beats & Big Words.
Or big beats with bigger words
Crankology 101
*Big Beats, Bigger Words*
This is the EP, to hold us over till he finishes the album.
sauceboy I would listen to it
As a word nerd, I have a deep appreciation for your sesquipedalian locquaciousness. Your voracious verbosity is good-tier rapping! 🙌🏿👑
This compilation is laudable. Crank used the words correctly. I exalt him for that. I'm undoubtedly familiar with a lot of the words he was using for real. Some of them words I didn't know before watching this. Crank Lucas be having me crack up. His comedicness is enjoyable undoubtedly.
@@devotheambivert9875 sesquipedalian was the new vocabulary word I picked up and I love it. I shared this compilation with friends who also highly appreciated this tribute to the English language.
You write beautifully, by the way. It was a pleasure to read this comment. ❤
@@spanglelime That's what's up. I appreciate you sis.
Any idea how to improve your wordsmith to high tier complex words?
@@unknowninfinium4353 improve your wordsmith?
this mans dad read him the dictionary every night as a bedtime story
Still an underrated comment
It's funny cause my dad made me do that 😂😂😂
@@dretaylor7148 Well Let’s hear that big word verse , I know it’s in you ! Lmaoooo 😂
@@devinboggan1812 😂😂😂 naw I do poetry at open mics
🤣
Eminem, Lil Wayne, Kendrick Lamar & T.I. in one body 😂
These big word joints are straight fire. Thank you Crank Lucas.
Dude, how in the heck are you gonna casually rap hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!? And you actually used it correctly... madness.
And the censored version had me laughing.
Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia...
Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia in English
n. fear of very long words
I waited for this word after I saw your comment. I wanted to see how he would drop it. Worth the wait, made me almost ejaculate.
@@Saiyasalez Next time you wanna ejaculate, head over to 11:27
Cee Sno who ever named it is a straight troll
Yeah, that was ill. But Canibus would've went crazy on this beat wit him.
John Cena astigmatism can't see the prison system! 💯 that's a great bar
yeeee
Why do I find this 4 years after it was uploaded? I unironically love this.
Bruh your an actual lyrical genius 🙏🏿
Spiritual lyrical miracle genius.
On GOD
No Cap
Certified PrettyBoy facts
You're*
“That’s why I don’t watch love and hip hop and Black Ink, cause now acting ratchet’s how blacks think blacks think” D I F F E R E N T🥶🔥
Thank you. I agree.
Facts tho
Lmao that kendrick part is FIRE Always makes me laugh
The Kendrick is my favorite of all his videos I swear I nit pick just to get to those parts 😂😂😂
Recovering coma, baking soda with the aroma/ Feasible, unbreathable, mesothelioma/
One of the best lines
**Webster has left the server**
You are legit everywhere.
😂😂
Lmao I think we found the ghost writer for everyone in the game lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but it was released he has ghost written.....
He programmed the AI😂😂. Awww sh*t...this where the freeze in Portuguese came from???😂😂😂
Love how he pokes fun at rappers but his shit still so wavey hahah
"Are you recording this?!"
"Are you sure you recording this?"
That got me lol
Me too, every time I watch that part.😂
That middle child freestyle is 🔥🔥🔥
I love it he went in
Where it’s at?
@@fazeclone9736 9:55
I concur wholeheartedly
"Add a police officer saying Freeze in Portuguese"
Please!
my punches hit cavities in your center of gravity.
treat the instrumental like abe lincoln, i don't kill beats I assassinate them
Bars
12:15 freestyle is the truth. He snapped on that. I know real hip hop when I hear it.
Finally rappers open up the dictionary again, but 2nd clip's beat was dope
Ikr
Imma let him do the whole verse then tell him he have to start over 😂😂😂😂
"Who can get em? Nobody that you know/
I'm all about my bucks, Giannis Antetokounmpo"
One of the dopest lines ever.
I swear i had a line like that i feel dope
Dopeeeeee
I would purchase his any and all his albums without hesitation 🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
I wasn't even recording I would be pissed😂
🗣️ LMAO 😀🤤
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Palmolive freestyle might be the most lyrically impressive verse I've heard all year
This guy's vids are so entertaining, he is a talented musician and actor as well.. but the views/likes on his vids don't do justice.
That's because he's not called Marshall, if you know what I mean. Most RUclips rappers are better than mainstream rappers in my opinion, even ones that do skits like Reggie Couz.
Jonathan B like mcashhole he literally created two entire songs of several rappers with their entire verses of all it on his own
@@jonathanb1 I don’t get it? Are you referring to Em in the context of mainstream rappers? I will say SOME of the underdogs of RUclips can spit bars and depending on what era of hip hop yes some can mop the floor of some mainstream rappers of certain eras especially this new age of rapping.
because he always does the same thing and gets political
The fact this man made the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" flow into a rap is a level of skill most would spend their lives 5x over chasing
I can’t even say it 😂
Eminem did it once
"Get off my dick!!!!
Dick is too short a word for my dick
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!!!"
Eminem did it: “Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick”
"Why u gotta be Eric badu?" 😂🤣
This guy is a monster 👏🏾🔥
when rappers find about of rhyme zone.
^
dysperisenjoyinghimself. Rhyme zone helped me a lot
XD
you know. I don't really listen to rap but these bars are the most amazing setup I've ever experienced in my life. thank you.
Those beats are on point bro. Classic melodic dark gritty timeless east coast flows.
This guy is truly gifted, best comedian lyricist ever....
What you hear when your girl telling you bout her day.
Facts
Lmai
😂🤣😂🤣😂
yawll so mfn bogus 🙄😅
So true.
On the real, this is some of the best word play out there
That "Quintuple" beat is so damn soulful and 🔥! Definitely my favorite beat on this.
This kid is sharp as a razor...love this kid.
''what you go to T.I school of performing art's" 😂😂
I really liked your flow in the middle of all of your raps. Using those long words was definitely outta every rappers league including famous rappers.
You either rap mean, a trap king, or an athlete,
I did em all, spit dope, gotta ball/got 8 ball in my back seat
That's some serious bars right there! The double entendre is real with him!!!
Baaaaaarrrrssss!
I know he is being funny, but i loved this flow and the intertwining of the words on point with tha beat
Lowkey this whole thing was fire
Environmentalist wit a violinist fist I’m a hypermentalist spitting cryogenic diss...🔥🔥🔥
Vialinhisfist* I thought it was violinist too, until i realized that wouldn't make sense.
@@lyrics2challenged The context is the only way I knew the right word for that too but that's a dope line.
@@AudioGAWD ayo... Why I emphasize the words as one 😂😂 must've been trying to keep it as how he flowed it lol.
who here watches these because you know what he's saying and he's actually being lyrical?
Facts
Killed it with circumlocution (yes I had to look that up)
I'm just here to expand my vocabulary
.....somewhat. I mean he's not misusing these words but that doesn't necessarily mean this is "lyrical." Lyrics are about the quality of the writing, not the technical complexity involved. That's why nobody thinks twista is the best rapper or that dragonforce is the best rock band. There are some nice lyrics in here scattered around, mostly cuz crank is good and he was having fun with it, but its pretty bad overall.
Me...hell
Palmolive Freestyle a classic🐐🔥🔥🔥
6:28 6:48 putting these timestamp here to come back to it - i think ive found my new favourite RUclipsr 🤣🤣😭
8:10 Are you casting spells?! I'm dead bruh
“Under CHEESE where the burgers be!” So simple but so DOPE!!!!
That Palmolive freestyle was 🔥🔥🔥
"Excuse me while I splash 🐐 milk all over this beat" 👌
Bro even when ur playing around, ur still better than half these rappers out there. Real talk! Killer beats n killer flows. 💥🔥
Uncensored was the best shit I've heard in forever. On God crank you hot bro
"Clutter toes, what are those"...I cant stop crying!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Crank Lucas, friend, you are hilariously brilliant!!
Still sound smooth as heck
Yooooooo I have a new favorite rapper period! Bars so fucking fire 💯💯💯💯💯💯
That middle child was straight fire!!
I made it to 9:50 before I needed a break.
12:05 - I need another break.
Damn. I have the vocabulary to understand what all the words mean, but the word play and flow is killing me.
Sure you do
@@myoddhacksstuff3500 it's not impossible lmao
I’m genuinely obsessed with every Kendrick bit you do
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭 I love coming back to this one , my favorite....😫
"diabolical follicles" 😂❤
It's actually fire that you used the big words correctly for the most part and still made it sound good. Reminds me of old school woke rappers like Common. Add a story to the lyrics & you gone make money off it. I know I'd prefer to listen to it over the stuff that's out today.
These bars have no business being so good for a comedy video
You truly are a (genius)
Seriously, also a (goat) when it comes to lyrics and ideology.
Them big words bro 💥💥💥 your vudoo strong man sending love from Nigeria bro
I remember all of these. Some great memories and fire bars always. Amazing content. This man Crank is underrated.
Everytime I start watching these I can't stop. Dang it i gotta work tomorrow. Dang u Crank!!😵😵😵
"Body of a God, his name is Budda"
💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥
but that third vid was lowkey lit tho lol, i mean sry' *that tertiary program was categorically formidable withal "laugh out loud".
I can listen to this all day keep it up
I’m just glad another artist rhymed “Phantasmagoria” 😂. I remember when I first heard the term “Phantasmagorical” reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” as a kid and I was like “I LOVE that word!” Then when I started writing lyrics I was like……”BET.”🤣🤣🤣
HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS!
They got better every video and the bars got more lit and made sense
Lyrical pt 3 , beat and flow go to hard
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that lol shit was fire
Crank you are talented as a mof. the right moment in time is all you need. Ya'll hear his work. You know i ain't lying.
Legend has it that the first guy is still rapping that verse trying to get it recorded
This sound organized confusion pharaoh monch ..that's awesome 👍
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia....word that a big word I'm done speaking the rest of the year I'm gonna use sign language
I needed this compilation bad. This shit is so funny and the flows are so 🔥 🔥
Completely agree.
I love a rap song that forces me to have a dictionary open in another browser tab. So far Crank and Aesop Rock are the kings
I love it when crank sings like Kendrick
The world needs CRANK LUCAS
This one was hard as shit on a higher level. Just imagine rappers doing more of this.
Crank Lucas my new favorite rapper
When he said:
"On a long vacation I got a loss of wages
Cost my neighbors their mail because I'm ostentatious
Now they wanna murder me but never heard of me
Cuz I'm always under cheese where the burgers be
Die purposely before I try a burglary
My words will be filled with hyperbole
Recovering a coma, baking soda with the aroma
Feasible, unbreathable, mesothelioma
The penmanship is ridiculous, serendipitous
Cuz my vision is vicious for photosynthesis
As in add a lesson, I will write soliloquies
No electricity, couldn't watch Felicity
Exasperated
Radioactive rated
I'm a ballistocardiograph maker
*WHAAAAT!?!?!?*
Butter nose, clutter toes, yo, what are those?
Other bros cut her clothes, make her juxtapose
You could hardly breath, reading Juliology
Do a robbery, have a Bob Marley beef
But you don't want a beef
Malnourish cows, I jump over you
My style hurdles vowels
New invention, you could live in or you'll lose your vision
Jewish women blew my pension, I got Rheumatism
Who could get them, nobody that you know
I'm all about my bucks, Giannis Antetokounmpo"
I felt that.
Them Kendrick bars always great
5:58 lmao this how Kendrick’s songs really be tho 🔥😂 much respect tho Issa whole unique vibe 💯
"irreversible Waterfall" .this is real poetry. I can picture that vividly
"What did the the five fingers say to the face?
Quintuple"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃
Best twenty mins of 2020 straight prolific profound and old school lol 😂 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾🇺🇸🇺🇸👀👀👈🏾👈🏾👈🏾
"He rapping like he gotta write a 600 words paragraph before the hook drops." I'm dead
How does this not have a million views already
"They took a look at my salary, it got em as sick as a allergy"
🔥🔥🔥 straight gas
I love how he says 'No need to elucidate.' That's the one thing this whole video needs😂