@@charlesradcliffe1398 I hope you realize that a lot of us haven’t seen one of these since, like, 2010 because we went through a little process called “growing up.”
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Little gamers would squad up, with the RGB mouse The Top Toys were hung from the chimney with care In hopes that Jojo Siwa would soon be there The crewmates were nestled all sus in their vents While visions of rainbow turds danced in toilets
Probably the weirdest things I have nostalgia for, I remember obsessing over the Power Rangers action figures they advertised then flipping to the Lego section, looking at the Death Star I couldn't afford.
@@birdgamer7641 lil bro like no one cares lil bro like you be like "dude i cant 😂" like bro you think you cool bros name is "bird gamer" like lil bro you aint cool lil bro i bet you watch lanky box lil bro yo ahh 5 lil bro
@@rebeluke9801 wtf is rebe Luke supposed to mean like wtf also imagine using the laughing emoji and your pfp is literally a cat like am I talking to a cat or something smh also you are the one watching lankybox lmfao 😭✋️
@rebeluke9801 also blud you're the 5 year old goofy ahh cat smh bro thinks he's better omfg like we are normal people "Dude I cant 😂😂" legit is figurative language omfg why can't you understand
I remember when I would have my grandma save all the toys r us catalogs she got. Even when all the stuff in them weren’t available anymore. Ahh good times!
have fun is yum good to have lard big ford Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense. Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large mustache. Mrs. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbors. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere. The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it. the boy who lived They didn’t think they could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters. Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley’s sister, but they hadn’t met for several years; in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended she didn’t have a sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it was possible to be. e Dursleys shuddered to think what the neighbors would say if the Potters arrived in the street. e Dursleys knew that the Potters had a small son, too, but they had never even seen him. is boy was another good reason for keeping the Potters away; they didn’t want Dudley mixing with a child like that. When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull, gray Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country. Mr. Dursley hummed as he picked out his most boring tie for work, and Mrs. Dursley gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming Dudley into his high chair.
Either Peter has a lot of friends, or his phone just always knows when he starts recording and is just like; "Ah yes, my time to interrupt the video every 5 minutes has come."
Casually ignoring the fact that somewhere in Peter's closet is probably many many many toy catalogs from years of past that have dust and other unknown particles with their only purpose is to be in one video and never heard from again
21:24 moments like this are why I love Peter's sense of humor, randomly quoting things that made you laugh is such a fun way for people that listen to you to find some new hilarious or generally good/fun thing
Man I don't know how he does it but Patter making me enjoy a half hour long video about toy magazines is just pure talent: between the editing and his humour its like the second time I watch this, dude's awesome
the fact that pepper knows modern internet humor (chipmunk laugh) but chooses to use raw humor instead of it makes my already high respect for him skyrocket
I think the main reasons for so many kids toys being poop related is 1: kids think poop is funny, and 2: kids will be less incentivised to eat something called poop
I miss Kmart. Back when I lived in Meadville, it used to be part of a mall, and was the only part of the mall that survived for many years 1:05 - I'm pretty sure that's a piece of furniture in one of the Animal Crossing games. 3:11 - Glad to know I'm not the only one who refers to that show as T.J. Maxx because of how similar they sound. Plus, it's a preschool show made after my time that's not based on a pre-existing franchise. 7:56 - Melissa and Doug makes high-quality toys, such as the puppets that were used for Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn T. Guy on Super Mario Logan, as well as a wooden railway system that's compatible with other leading brands such as Thomas and BRIO. 8:33 - I bought the pink and green joycons because they reminded me of Wanda and Cosmo from The Fairly OddParents. 10:58 - America's once-favorite toy store has made a comeback as a subsidiary of Macy's. 11:04 - Toys R Us' giraffe mascot. In the past, he was voiced by the late great Thurl Ravenscroft (who was also the voice of Tony the Tiger), and Jim Hanks (Tom Hanks' brother who voiced Woody from Toy Story in spin-off media). Also, those cars need to be censored. 11:15 - Only based on the greatest video game-based movie of all time (unless the 2023 Super Mario Bros. movie manages to take its spot). 12:01 - Sounds like a show that tried unsuccessfully to cash in on the success of the Muppet Babies CGi reboot. 12:08 - Thus far I've only seen the first two episodes of Prime, but I prefer the lighter, comedy-based Sonic cartoons (Adventures, Boom) to the darker, more action-based cartoons (SatAM, Underground, X, Prime). 23:56 - "It's too short! We need more monkeys!" "There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!" 24:25 - Sounds like a video game console made by the orangutan from Donkey Kong 64.
aw man this makes me oddly nostalgic i remember my dad used to have a little toy shop i believe and he still got toy magazines or something shipped to him so hed always give them to me and i would circle the things i liked/wanted for christmas or my birthday
Ngl Patter, the nee sonicshow is surprisingly good. I haven't ever been in the Sonic community/fandom, and as the fourth ever Sonic thing I've interacted with in my life I enjoyed it alot 👍plus it's only like 8 episodes so not a waste of time, would recommend. (Not sure how Sonic fans think it holds up thou)
Same here! It’s a neat show and the animation is awesome. I’ve gotten a bit more into sonic stuff since watching the 2nd sonic movie and Sonic Boom, as well as fandubs of the games . Hoping the show makes more episodes
When i was younger i would look through magazines like these and really want the table sports type things like pool, ping pong, there was a mini basketball thing. This was around the same time the 3ds was about to release. Good times
Turns out, when he said that those LankyBox kids looked like RUclipsrs, that was no coincidence. I looked up Lanky Box and the first thing I saw was the purple-haired kid’s face.
I remember having some sort of karaoke set as a kid. It had bright red microphones with holders and yellow cord. There was a cassette player inside. That was like 25 years ago. (Un)ironically, most of the current generation wants to grow up as a social influencer. Good luck with that (and filling out the unemployment forms.)
I was stuck behind a mom & daughter in line. They'd propped their cell on a shelf & proceeded to violently thrash about. I couldn't help myself, "what are you doing?" "Making a tiktok" came the sheepish reply. The cashier was waiting for them, too. No idea if they were going to add music later or w/e, & idc lol That sort of mentality has really taken hold, ig... i don't mind being judged by some for mocking it (🙄).
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at this point I’m not surprised if Peter had dug through his mail and was like “ah yes, video idea”
it too like pineapple song
wassup guys, today we are shredding my bills!
@@dragonslayer1009 weeb
@@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun what
Next video: Doing my taxes
Something about patter yelling "WE FOUND BABY" just completes me
i too eat food not bot seer
we found bebe
@@spingleboygle we found beabyt
Me when I play fnaf
leave it to peter to unlock yet another one of my buried childhood memories
Saaaaaame, I had so many of these things that my parents just left for me to read
@@HordikaNate3821 me too
thor is the number one ninja trtle
man childhood this was from 2018 the booklet what are you like 10
@@charlesradcliffe1398 I hope you realize that a lot of us haven’t seen one of these since, like, 2010 because we went through a little process called “growing up.”
Peter is going to be 12 years old soon.
How the time flies
He's 23
@@ameenakhatoon1204 he's 7
He's 6
@@khaosB47 no he's 3
get it right
No he said he was 68?
I like how Patter says fart jokes are objectively bad and then turns around and makes a fart joke.
not real food??????????
Sarcasm
You used objectively wrong
@@PhantomOfficial07 no they didn't
The real question is wdym by patter!?
Patter is in the Christmas spirit in his very decorated house, appreciate that
Yeah...
yes is diffrent food
@@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun Ok then
@@pro-team1227 i do fern love toen
no
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Little gamers would squad up, with the RGB mouse
The Top Toys were hung from the chimney with care
In hopes that Jojo Siwa would soon be there
The crewmates were nestled all sus in their vents
While visions of rainbow turds danced in toilets
This is… expert.
“On the eighth day god made Jojo Siwa bike” is my new favorite Patter quote
“Don’t smell Zendaya if you see her in public” is mine
Probably the weirdest things I have nostalgia for, I remember obsessing over the Power Rangers action figures they advertised then flipping to the Lego section, looking at the Death Star I couldn't afford.
where is the people???????
@@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun on Earth dimwit
Peter has migrated from digital shopping to analogue shopping and I'm very proud of him for that.
"Get real sussy this holiday season. Jesus is among us" -Peter Knetter 2022
Dude I can’t 😂😂
@@birdgamer7641 lil bro like no one cares lil bro like you be like "dude i cant 😂" like bro you think you cool bros name is "bird gamer" like lil bro you aint cool lil bro i bet you watch lanky box lil bro yo ahh 5 lil bro
@@rebeluke9801 wtf is rebe Luke supposed to mean like wtf also imagine using the laughing emoji and your pfp is literally a cat like am I talking to a cat or something smh also you are the one watching lankybox lmfao 😭✋️
@rebeluke9801 also blud you're the 5 year old goofy ahh cat smh bro thinks he's better omfg like we are normal people "Dude I cant 😂😂" legit is figurative language omfg why can't you understand
looking thru the huge toy catalogs as a kid was such a fun part of christmas, sad to see how small theyve gotten
I remember when I would have my grandma save all the toys r us catalogs she got. Even when all the stuff in them weren’t available anymore.
Ahh good times!
I remember getting those in the mail, and Circle the toy I want. but I'd get something simler
my grandma did that too
i could probably still find them somewhere
imagine this dude walking in a toy store just to get their magazine, I can just imagine everyone staring at Peter 💀🤣
not bot swear toc
@@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun ehat
"watch my fingers grab your tongue and pull on it" is honestly a pretty good threat if I was about to fight someone that would probably stop me.
Peter, as part of your 10% female audience I can confirm we subscribed exclusively for you love of Hello KItty
I SECOND THIS
i third this 🫶🏾🥺
I also cannot fourth this due to the illness known as maleinas cockinas
I subscribed for a silver gmod video lmao
real
Really nice of Peter to show us his Christmas gift list
Peter is now a certified hello kitty stan
As a Hello Kitty stan myself, I'm not complaining.
common peter W
he's very much welcome in the hello kitty community
"Babies and tots. Two of my most favorite foods" This. This is why I watch Peter
I remember getting one of these every year and looking through it front and back like 10 times
I like the fact that he treasures his hello kitty karaoke set.
At this point, Peter could probably read a thesaurus and still make it entertaining
My sister has the fingerlings and yeah thats basically the whole toy. Basically everything else said in this video was accurate too.
12:32 i have never in my life heard someone say 'it just looks a little bit goofy ahh' so fast and so casually im crying
I love how peter always is funny when I'm having a bad day
have fun is yum good to have lard big ford Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were
proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank
you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t
hold with such nonsense.
Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which
made drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, although he did have a very large mustache. Mrs. Dursley was thin
and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which
came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over
garden fences, spying on the neighbors. The Dursleys had a small
son called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer boy
anywhere.
The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a
secret, and their greatest fear was that somebody would discover it.
the boy who lived
They didn’t think they could bear it if anyone found out about the
Potters. Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley’s sister, but they hadn’t met
for several years; in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended she didn’t have a
sister, because her sister and her good-for-nothing husband were
as unDursleyish as it was possible to be. e Dursleys shuddered
to think what the neighbors would say if the Potters arrived in the
street. e Dursleys knew that the Potters had a small son, too, but
they had never even seen him. is boy was another good reason
for keeping the Potters away; they didn’t want Dudley mixing with
a child like that.
When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull, gray Tuesday
our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to
suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country. Mr. Dursley hummed as he picked out his
most boring tie for work, and Mrs. Dursley gossiped away happily
as she wrestled a screaming Dudley into his high chair.
@@okayblondehairbrownhaireyesdun wtf
"she likes to eat Vaseline" I'm obsessed with this dudes humor
Either Peter has a lot of friends, or his phone just always knows when he starts recording and is just like; "Ah yes, my time to interrupt the video every 5 minutes has come."
“Who’s Geoffrey?” Geoffrey is Toys R Us’ mascot. He’s the giraffe
"Jesus is Among Us" and "I'm gonna go teach my dog to hit the gritty" really got to me
Casually ignoring the fact that somewhere in Peter's closet is probably many many many toy catalogs from years of past that have dust and other unknown particles with their only purpose is to be in one video and never heard from again
I love that America has Kmart, Kohls, and Meijer, whereas australia has Kmart, Coles, and Myer
It’s like they’re alternate reality versions except Kmart which is like god. Or whatever idk
@@Studio18CEC Kmart Australia is incredible. Coles sells food, and Myer is a department store. They’re all pretty baller
@@alioc3298 Meijer in america is a department store too, but Kohl’s is kind of like a clothing store here.
"What's your favourite band?"
" *Fab skin at the disco* "
im gonna teach my dog to hit the griddy
21:24 moments like this are why I love Peter's sense of humor, randomly quoting things that made you laugh is such a fun way for people that listen to you to find some new hilarious or generally good/fun thing
I love content like this. Just. Pure comfort. The kind of dude you could easily play with toys like you're still kids, love those vibes.
Same here
This is *fantastic* content. I can't explain how entertaining this is
Man I don't know how he does it but Patter making me enjoy a half hour long video about toy magazines is just pure talent: between the editing and his humour its like the second time I watch this, dude's awesome
Oh my gosh I have so many memories looking at the Meijer and Target Christmas gift catalogs. thanks so much for this!!
the run to learn
Never thought I’d hear Peter say “goofy ahh”
the fact that pepper knows modern internet humor (chipmunk laugh) but chooses to use raw humor instead of it makes my already high respect for him skyrocket
Merry Christmas to patter and the community.
patter will always be funny
nor the tackel more sun
Objective fact
I never thought "I'm going to teach my dog to hit the griddy" was a sentence I was going to hear
you turned a very bad day into a very good evening. thank you patter
12:13 Peter will never be able to escape his YTP routes
damn it the pawpa trol joke got me
I think the main reasons for so many kids toys being poop related is 1: kids think poop is funny, and 2: kids will be less incentivised to eat something called poop
i never thought i would hear peter say "goofy ahh" in a video
I miss Kmart. Back when I lived in Meadville, it used to be part of a mall, and was the only part of the mall that survived for many years
1:05 - I'm pretty sure that's a piece of furniture in one of the Animal Crossing games.
3:11 - Glad to know I'm not the only one who refers to that show as T.J. Maxx because of how similar they sound. Plus, it's a preschool show made after my time that's not based on a pre-existing franchise.
7:56 - Melissa and Doug makes high-quality toys, such as the puppets that were used for Chef Pee Pee and Brooklyn T. Guy on Super Mario Logan, as well as a wooden railway system that's compatible with other leading brands such as Thomas and BRIO.
8:33 - I bought the pink and green joycons because they reminded me of Wanda and Cosmo from The Fairly OddParents.
10:58 - America's once-favorite toy store has made a comeback as a subsidiary of Macy's.
11:04 - Toys R Us' giraffe mascot. In the past, he was voiced by the late great Thurl Ravenscroft (who was also the voice of Tony the Tiger), and Jim Hanks (Tom Hanks' brother who voiced Woody from Toy Story in spin-off media). Also, those cars need to be censored.
11:15 - Only based on the greatest video game-based movie of all time (unless the 2023 Super Mario Bros. movie manages to take its spot).
12:01 - Sounds like a show that tried unsuccessfully to cash in on the success of the Muppet Babies CGi reboot.
12:08 - Thus far I've only seen the first two episodes of Prime, but I prefer the lighter, comedy-based Sonic cartoons (Adventures, Boom) to the darker, more action-based cartoons (SatAM, Underground, X, Prime).
23:56 - "It's too short! We need more monkeys!" "There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!"
24:25 - Sounds like a video game console made by the orangutan from Donkey Kong 64.
This is just proof Peter can make anything entertaining
Man, words can't express how happy Peter's videos make me - even of its looking at toy magazines it's still a great video
It’s like Christmas morning but instead of cool presents from Santa it’s even cooler presents from even cooler santa
imagine going to the hospital for surgery because you have a blocked colon just for them to pull out a giant blockage made up of slimy poop toys
This is me looking through any fashion catalog, like Avon. Just making fun of the models or the name of things. XD
1:12 it took me a second to understand what he was doing but when it hit I laughed harder than I should have
Im happy peter has matured so much from playing with skylanders all they way to looking at the to magazine to ask his mom or dad to buy it for him.
I just want those magnet stacking/building toys back tbh, I loved those
18:50 is the best demonic noise ive heard this week
5:15 Hehe they will never find the pipe bomb I hid under the sink
"The hungry boy torture hat" Peter knetter 2022
6:43 the loafer looks like it’s up to something
aw man this makes me oddly nostalgic i remember my dad used to have a little toy shop i believe and he still got toy magazines or something shipped to him so hed always give them to me and i would circle the things i liked/wanted for christmas or my birthday
Melissa and Doug is a toy company, known for their plushies
I have a life size husky plush from them lmao
15:56 TIME FOR SPACY SUS
I miss looking at real books for toys as a kid
Only you can pull off a video like this Peter lol 👍🏻😁😂🤣
17:43 i thought he was being handed fried chicken for a second
Every time someone mentions orbeez I’ll think about the time a guy from France destroyed his towns sewer system with them
This is like when he reviewed products on online websites but irl
this video was posted around my birthday. Thanks, Peter!
“Didn’t that kid host the price is right for a while?” Lmfao that killed me 😂
8:56 based
Ngl Patter, the nee sonicshow is surprisingly good. I haven't ever been in the Sonic community/fandom, and as the fourth ever Sonic thing I've interacted with in my life I enjoyed it alot 👍plus it's only like 8 episodes so not a waste of time, would recommend. (Not sure how Sonic fans think it holds up thou)
Same here! It’s a neat show and the animation is awesome. I’ve gotten a bit more into sonic stuff since watching the 2nd sonic movie and Sonic Boom, as well as fandubs of the games . Hoping the show makes more episodes
16:10 "Watch The Mandalorian play in the snow!"
*S L A M*
no
Watch my fingers grab your toungue and pull on it
When i was younger i would look through magazines like these and really want the table sports type things like pool, ping pong, there was a mini basketball thing. This was around the same time the 3ds was about to release. Good times
I work at meijer. We really do have that book around Christmas. No price on anything. Meijer is amazing to work at
I rediscovered your channel. I’m happy now
I hope gen alpha isn’t the end of the world or that would be the worst end ever.
Oh good videos peter
"And you got Paw Patrol, that's the Papa Troll and they're the Little Trolls." Is the most brilliant pun I've ever heard oh my god.
Turns out, when he said that those LankyBox kids looked like RUclipsrs, that was no coincidence. I looked up Lanky Box and the first thing I saw was the purple-haired kid’s face.
I remember having some sort of karaoke set as a kid. It had bright red microphones with holders and yellow cord. There was a cassette player inside. That was like 25 years ago.
(Un)ironically, most of the current generation wants to grow up as a social influencer. Good luck with that (and filling out the unemployment forms.)
I was stuck behind a mom & daughter in line. They'd propped their cell on a shelf & proceeded to violently thrash about. I couldn't help myself, "what are you doing?"
"Making a tiktok" came the sheepish reply. The cashier was waiting for them, too. No idea if they were going to add music later or w/e, & idc lol
That sort of mentality has really taken hold, ig... i don't mind being judged by some for mocking it (🙄).
“Get real sussy this holiday season, Jesus is among us. Bum bum bum bum!”
-patter the natter 2022
magazine: free vtech!
Peter: !!!
website: free vtech is over
Peter: *immediate depression*
Yes a new patter video to fill the void!
Only one Week lol
I kind of liked this papas hot doggeria gameplay, excited for more
This is just "Thinking aloud" the video, i luv it :)
Peter has given us premium content once again
oh no the poor blissful ignorance of not knowing about the horrible 3d horse girl spirit reboot/cartoon 😭
You know you're from the midwest when you bring out the Meijer ads. Don't forget about the Menards ads.
"You'll never find the pipe bomb I put under the sink" young lad from the toy magazine
2:20
Peter... that phone. I know what it did to that boy...
Run... run now... escape
0:55 Cool to see Patter predicted Barbenheimer.
i feel like peter just wants to eat plastic and he's projecting
Patter’s Pain at the vtech thing sounded genuinely, Poor Patter 😔😔😔
This video evoked nostalgia within me when I would browse the ToysRUs holiday catalogue to pick out what I'd want for Christmas! Fun times.
Peter I haven’t watched you in so long! So glad to come back to your videos! :)
tahnks for this papa's hot doggeria gameplay
MY MOM WAS LAUGHING AT THIS VIDEO THIS MORNING
oh boy oh boy look what peter got for us today