Smooth Criminal But Every OTHER Other Beat is Missing

[@Shimzyyy]

Michael Jackson aggressively trying to kill a cockroach while trying to sing smooth criminal

[@datpoyo4900]

Slaming his sandals on the Walls

[@BubblingOnion]

Grabbing the fly swatter to finish the job.

[@mrcheerio7969]

true lmao

[@D.V.McAwesome]

Lol the lyrics match up, if so thats a rly fast roach to be able to escape the bane of thr Jackson.

[@coltonk.3086]

YES

[@ambergem16]

Okay, annie are you o- are you annie
Okay, annie are you o- are you annie
Okay, annie are you o- are you annie
It by, you been hit- A SMIMINAL

[@ari_wastaken]

R - Star I fucking lost it when I heard that.

[@Liliputian07]

smiminal fucking destroyed my kidneys

[@theangrywig3905]

Are you annie?

[@Ninetails2000]

Those damn Smiminals don't know how to live without their damned smartphones.

[@gkwame4981]

Okay, annie are you woke- are you annie?

[@buzzsburner.8286]

*"ARE YOU A WOOKIE?*
*"YOU BEEN HIT BY, A SMIMINAL"*

[@ya_boy4392]

AAA-

[@napomania]

wtf was that? ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ

[@sophiea7]

@@mariya_tortilla same with me

[@nebula08_gacha]

OMG A *SMIMINAL*

[@bubblegum-7204]

ANNIE ARE YOU O ARE YOU ANNIE

[@oliverlotan5227]

I don't know why, but all I can picture in my head is someone hitting MJ with a baking sheet every time he tries to say something. It's amazing

[@s.r.a.d.p.l]

I can picture an angry gorilla hitting drum sticks on a drywall when it comes to the beat

[@Moonwalker2923]

Especially at 0:58 lmao
And the scream at 1:11

[@ledgerlinelife]

This made me laugh so hard

[@wiiztec]

You know baking sheets are paper right?

[@Sabba7h]

_"OW!!!!"_
*BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

[@goncalocarneiro3043]

That beat is so aggressive I think there's a war going on.

[@god_of_none]

Gonçalo Carneiro i feel fucking attacked by this beat

[@BeavisSaves]

The most aggressive beat to hit since Joe Jackson.

[@georgecampbell3687]

BeavisSaves Bruh...

[@eddiesaturn29]

That's why we're worried about Annie

[@Tezz540]

chase music

[@Alarm26]

If Michael Jackson was a legendary pokemon this would be the encounter music

[@spacedorito1603]

Instead of a regular pokemon saying their name micheal here just says HIIHIII

[@endergirldragon]

Perfection.

[@Wanking_wanker]

And he commands driflooms to steal kids for him

[@therandomshow1265]

Yeß

[@Lobobobo123]

lmafao
"Michael is exerting his Pressure"

[@tom300]

The drummer isn't even drumming anymore, he's beating the wall with his single drumstick. (He broke the other one in half.)

[@youcalled9191]

he is hitting a hanging carpet with a paddle now

[@rexdr9]

Either hes stomping his foot or hitting a wall with a ruler or smacking a belt against the wall

[@izukumidoriya7425]

Rexdr belt against a wall definitely.

[@DarkSoldier916]

I hear a bald man beating his couch.

[@Smol_Schan]

I hear a gun

[@The_Uncommon_Cole]

Nothing will make me laugh more than “S M I M I N A L”

[@desertfalcon1539]

And the off *AOOW* just after

[@Deleted_Eevee]

“Hit by you been hit uhh smiminal”

[@Big_RandyTM]

AAA-

[@pixwool]

POV: Micheal is trying to find out whether you’re really Annie or not while beating you with a chair

[@UwU-gf7xq]

THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

[@luminocitymusic]

Instead he found out you are a smiminal

[@Vanvanah]

stop i can't

[@cloudunknown]

@@UwU-gf7xq ???????

[@SniperKing-O]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DonutTV]

*S M I M I N A L*

[@shlushe1050]

DonutTV [GD] *half cut off scream*

[@KR4K40]

*M O O T H*

[@heart_pink_erayo]

5rrteewwhwgweserrhue5r5rtyrjerddreukere64rrdryreuysyjjyrturruehtrhyhesrrjyrjrgdyrurguorgot2dotiuryigd2iyr2smiminalkyrsrysjtehetthurrurjrhyehdryrsrrr6dr66idrd66irdr
find the smiminal

[@monsieurbobblehead3854]

@@heart_pink_erayo
The smiminal is between a 2 and a k in the second half of the stroke.

[@IMBandz]

-smiminal- *"MOOTH"*

[@chill8691]

I dont think annie is ok

[@LARAUJO_0]

I'm not ok either

[@indiesb0nes]

Because Annie is Annie 😂
Annie are you Annie

[@carsonmorris127]

She’s been hit by
A S M I M I N A L

[@wardedthorn6523]

Yes, but is she annie?

[@lucao8000]

annie is a wookie

[@TheDoomMaster]

This version is the combat variant
The original "every other beat is missing" version of this is the stealth variant

[@quinn7894]

I don't get this comment completely, but I liked it anyway so that someone else can see this and appreciate it more

[@s_k_a_r_t]

​@@quinn7894 would you like me to try to explain?

[@quinn7894]

@@s_k_a_r_t I think I understand now, I just wasn't familiar with the word "stealth" when I read the comment, also the context of "variants"

[@s_k_a_r_t]

@@quinn7894 okay then :)

[@TheLordTash]

The original was the JRPG end boss appearing. This version is the second half of the fight.

[@justnana133]

"Annie are you O, are you Annie? Are you Annie? ARE YOU ANNIE?!"
"Hit by, srtump by, a smiminal"

[@cikablyat6943]

Michael has dementia confirmed

[@wispdrms]

I SWEAR ITS 2AM AND IM DYING FROM THIS

[@ProjektDoomsday]

@@wispdrms LMFAO ITS FUCKING 3 AM FOR ME AND IM DYING FROM THIS ALSO

[@somebody6288]

Hi' a smiminal

[@reignsebastian454]

smiminal lmmffafoaoaaofffajpoijds

[@PixelVarnox]

*aggressive marching sounds*

[@supamalleo64]

Pixel I thought you learned your lesson.

[@Aeyooo]

you're here too? :P

[@supamalleo64]

Aeyooo who are you talking to?

[@PixelVarnox]

i never learn my lesson, I just come back again.

[@supamalleo64]

Pixel dang it...

[@blitzixt4554]

The "S m i m i n a l" part shouldn't make me laugh my lungs out that hard

[@Dr_Hax101]

Merry Smiminal

[@NickolaySheitanov]

It’s Sminem he came to save us all

[@JohnSapato]

I love how chaotic it is with the hard drumming, then Smiminal comes out of nowhere. 😂

[@omaralvaro9170]

1:09 if your wondering

[@perardua4623]

I CHOKED WHEN I HEARD SMIMINAL

[@DanglromButReal]

I love how the existence of the drums turns this into a punk song about *S M I M I N N L*

[@rederickfroders1978]

Oh damn youre right it is a punk song now

[@fortnj]

"Annie are you ok?"
Annie being constantly shot by bullets: "please help"

[@patrickanderson62]

Micky Jacks: Haha smiminal go brrrrr

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

I hate it when the NPCs are immortal!

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

a-

[@MothGodSpectreDXIX]

Brooo same

[@somewing26]

@@christopherfleetwood5252 haha 999%+ def go brrrrr

[@EveryOtherBeat]

You've been hit by SMIMINAL-

[@fabianhcarsnvlogs]

You!

[@FizzyC]

NO I JUST COMMENTED THAT

[@Superluigi881]

Hit by, you've been hit, a smiminal

[@1964relic]

Youve been hit by a subliminal

[@1964relic]

*S U B L I M I N A L C O M B A T*

[@thomasslam2441]

Alternate title: Michael Jackson has a stroke and he's trying to find Annie/Oney while someone in the background is trying to put MJ out of his misery but completely missing every gunshot.

[@velocamikey3169]

Hilarious

[@benwashacked3350]

Underrated comment

[@oliviamurphy9482]

c r y in g at 3:34 am, thx

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

His moves are too smooth to be hit by just any gunman

[@dolphinboi2071]

I can see this

[@solursidae5946]

Love the percussion here. Really bold of Mikey Yackson to go with gunshots and gavel slams instead of normal drums for Smiminal, really forward-thinking

[@CosmicSoul333]

Idk which part of that comment made me lose it...the Mikey Yackson or the gunshots and gavel slams 😅

[@Byjum]

LMAOOOOO

[@jessequinton4379]

Roman Jackson is the linguistic engineer Quincy just provided the equipment

[@genericname8749]

I feel personally attacked by the drummer

[@veldkampmotorsports2k205]

Same. I’m taking legal actions now.

[@sonicheros6381]

This is funny!!! Good one

[@PolskaDayo]

@@sonicheros6381 whats funny? This is serious bro

[@theshyguy1580]

@@PolskaDayo This drummer needs to *CHILL!!!*

[@pants1403]

lol

[@darkmonkeyofdeath]

A man aggressively assaults a bucket as a man has a stroke into a mic the song

[@abluesparklydidlernamedste6723]

While someone attempts to play a busted synth

[@sstarlit5631]

and a girl stepped on a mouse trap mid-song

[@wyattknutson]

This comment fucking obliterated me. good job.

[@sstarlit5631]

@@wyattknutson ok

[@AlazelAE]

XD

[@KirboYT]

80% of comments: DRUMMER NEEDS TO CHILL THE HELL OUT
20% of comments: s m i m i n a l

[@beebs56]

*s* *m* *i* *m* *i* *n* *a* *l*

[@ultrapika1875]

s m i m i n a l

[@Super-Shafs]

The drummer needs to smiminal the smiminal out

[@wahoo812]

*Giratina would attempt to imitate the smiminal comments, only to realize it has no mouth*

[@suniscopper]

@@neontangle11 applauds at amazing joke

[@jacobpickett5085]

No matter what you do, you can't make MJ's music bad.

[@proudqureshi]

*insert John cena wall meme*
Are you sure about that?

[@Xeem_Pad]

Michael Jordan sure is one of the musicians of all times

[@Halberds8122]

Meanwhile: MJ's song "Bad". Are you sure about that?

[@-Swamp_Donkey-]

@@Halberds8122get your gd ears checked

[@Halberds8122]

@@-Swamp_Donkey- but the song is literally called "Bad"

[@77x5ghost]

the drummer needs to calm down jesus christ

[@ourtravelingzoo3740]

77x5ghost hahahahaaaa

[@Galcflo]

*Loud Drum Noise*

[@warofnoise5394]

i just imagine a guy at a drum set holding one drum stick with both hands and just smashing the fuck out of a single drum at a time

[@Galcflo]

@@warofnoise5394 he could be using his 6 limbs plus the head

[@Clone1italy]

@@warofnoise5394 That image made this 10x funnier

[@dyslexicsteak897]

Smooth criminal's two beats are polar opposites, the other one is half a song but this is enough bullets to empty the whole US.

[@millgiass]

It's mad that it sounds so different than the other one.

[@ferfari101]

It's a little something called upbeats and downbeats

[@nathanthecollector429]

Pew pew pew

[@unoPlox]

The first one is the "Smooth" part and this one is the "Criminal" part, it all makes sense lol

[@Thomas___]

FerFari 101 *_Yes. This being the upbeat._*

[@DoctorTex]

Michael: Having a panic attack.
Luigi: /

[@CajunRecord]

I'm dying from this comment 🤣

[@ricardopurnell3923]

_🎩_
_😠_
_👕_
_👞🥾_

[@ThomasThings]

For some reason the puro pfp makes it better

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

Ew a furry 🤮 disgusting

[@OriginalCharacterOc]

@@GeneralKenobi69420 the fact that you comment that in something there is nothing makes it even better

[@DaleTheBoulder]

0:25 “are you Annie?!”

[@c-line6294]

124% more aggressive than before

[@dewtheone]

Nice name and pfp👌🏻

[@ZGlove.]

Same.

[@MysticalBooch22]

Where is samurott tho?

[@dewtheone]

Dewott is far superior

[@MysticalBooch22]

Damn right

[@swallowfox237]

The chorus sounding like someone brought out the good belt

[@Blossemfall]

The one with chains? Or studs? Or spikes?

[@doctorofskillz2932]

@@Blossemfall yes

[@NewOrderOfAlexandria]

All of the above [✓]

[@EastSide_Eli]

This made me laugh so hard lol

[@claytons4789]

I want,no , I require your profile picture

[@BurnedSoap]

Who would win: Mooth, or a Smiminal?

[@darth_autie_117]

Definitely Smiminal

[@BeavisSaves]

Mooth is more composed, and has a counter based style, where as a Sminimal fights with a pure, ultra fast, unrelenting beating.

[@BeavisSaves]

Mooth might not be able to keep up with a Sminimal, however, countering is difficult as Sminimal movements are hard to read because they are so ....minimal..

[@theonlyigg4811]

That's like asking, "Who would win, a mouse, or a dragon?". clearly a Smiminal.

[@cuddlesthefloof8285]

Yep

[@Auramus]

Sounds like the drummer broke both drumsticks and used his shoe instead

[@masterlasheron]

The music that plays when you go Genocide run against Jackson

[@ziddars6282]

your gonna have a smooth time (based on real one not this version this is basciably a rough slapping time)

[@ThumbsTup]

It's a smooth day outside
Annie's are okay
The Earth is dying
On days like these
Criminals like you
Are gonna have a really-really-bad time

[@stormy7854]

i didnt expected to see masterlasheron here!
te re banco man!

[@justanotherb5515]

Fake, el verdadero masterlasheron comentaría en Español

[@VanillaTried]

@i am past that stage no

[@CorriTopaz]

*The captions-*
"fer a ka da bish"
"Annie are you o- ARE YOU ONEY?"
"A S M I M I N A L"

[@JohnnyD1986]

Someone show this to Oney!

[@zeropercentchance_]

HIT BY, YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK, A S M I M I N A L

[@betterdenu999]

Stfu furry

[@bizzah6524]

*AAA-*

[@CorriTopaz]

@@betterdenu999 Pfft, nah.

[@shanniet22]

POV: You're at a Micheal Jackson concert and there's a roach on the stage and he's trying to kill it

[@Cardinalt]

He’s shooting the roach with a gun.

[@soggybread1999]

@@Cardinalt sounds really American

[@strangeannie5160]

@@soggybread1999 michael was the incarnation of the shy boy of the classroom

[@Jessi_Alone]

I’m dying of laughter at this

[@bradcuzidk8306]

There was an instance where a bug landed on stage and he asked security to remove it

[@Maker0824]

The subtitles are what make this video. Freaking “a smiminal” gets me every time. it being fallowed by a cut off scream makes it so much better

[@quinn7894]

*A S M I M I N A L*
🥁🎵🥁🎵🥁🎵🥁
*AAA-*
🥁🎵🥁🎵🥁🎵🥁

[@NoscoperLoaf]

Michael tries to beatbox while choking on soup meanwhile a Gorilla takes it`s anger out on metal wall with a hammer

[@7Ascension7]

that’s strangely creative

[@kottonkandy0962]

r/brandnewsentence

[@mechzilla569]

That last part is just a halo brute

[@UwU-gf7xq]

CALL AN AMBULANCE I CANT BREATHE

[@iheartdaftpunk]

@@7Ascension7 lol

[@thatmadengineer_5552]

“You’ve been hit by a smiminal” had me in tears

[@101jir]

I hear "You've been hit by 'Smellinov"
Like "smell" but as a Russian name.

[@mungofinalfi4480]

@@101jir Phoebe Buffay - Smellinov

[@bonebrothyt]

0:25 I've been on the floor laughing cause it sounds like he's trying to say something but keeps getting cut off by someone slapping the shit out of him

[@daisydukes9963]

ROTFL🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blurrlightt]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGSGSGSGSGSGEYYDHDDSHDHDBHFURRURJDKK JSRZIGRSS,I

[@F2a0bi0an5o]

😳

[@OiranDaki]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I"VE EVER SEEN

[@t_money575]

lmfaoooooooooo

[@mjlnirswrath9782]

“Heavy metal Michael Jackson can’t hurt you, Heavy metal Michael Jackson isn’t real.”
Heavy metal Michael Jackson:

[@Based_Stuhlinger]

More like industrial.

[@friedmelone]

Michael Jackson used "S M I M I N A L"
It was very effective

[@SparrowtheSkywing]

I dont know it sounds like he gets executed after

[@merryn96]

Underrated comment 👏🏻

[@JacobTheCroc]

Sounds like they are having a literal war at the bar while Michael Jackson is having a stroke.

[@mem_tv13gachi]

128 likes

[@ziddars6282]

477 likes

[@joshuating1155]

624 likes

[@stevehard8873]

JacobTheCroc it is but a automaton that must be purged of its sin and what he showed you is something I will never forget for the channel is a thing that the Space Marines must purge in holy fire for the god emperor of mankind.

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

991 likes

[@marqparquis]

"ran into the bed, it was dark, you were struck!"
Everyone Felt That.

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

that is the only line that made sense

[@AnimeSunglasses]

MYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNS

[@remade929]

1:04

[@cradleofchaos4923]

Is this loss

[@rhettmitchell]

How do you even hear this

[@MrSpirit99]

I love how the automatic captions have "Michael Jackson noises" as an option.

[@AlyphRat]

I just love how the beat sounds like gunshots

[@DCNRS90YT]

Taluigi Or loud slap bass.

[@Rascaduanok]

Industrial cover of Smooth Criminal!

[@tronmerncutsman]

It's the hardest beat

[@aaronpriest6370]

Taluigi more of popers to me

[@sonikku956]

Taluigi Annie is getting slaughtered.

[@ohthatsabaseball5824]

A S M I M I N A L
Almost died laughing. This is fantastic

[@mem_tv13gachi]

213 likes

[@YME-V2]

@Anaya Warren 380

[@LockedInAlien0]

AAA

[@cribe6661]

881

[@Ari-8449]

I read this, and then it happened. Still caught off guard *wheeze*

[@crabtea9970]

0:43 I love that scream

[@jimmysmum2277]

I love your pfp

[@lumberIShere]

*AAEUH*

[@Mousemellow14]

*AAA-*

[@crabtea9970]

@@jimmysmum2277 thanks, jimmy's mom EHIEanresIP

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

ÆOU-

[@lizzie31]

The cut-off screams are one of the funniest things ive heard in a long time

[@Tom-H1]

How Rap sounds to people who haven't read the lyrics.

[@sophiea7]

Specifically Eminem

[@UwU-gf7xq]

SO TRUE

[@zrdragon_1568]

LMAO I'm never gonna be able to forget this one xD

[@lordofchromium1534]

True

[@NeonWasInUse]

as someone who doesn't listen to rap
can confirm.

[@yournightmarefuel754]

0:43
**agressive beat going badabubababubadaboomboom**
Michael: **inhales** AAAAA-

[@LeHobbitFan]

that *A A A* gets me every single time !

[@satanicneptune6633]

this is my official dating request to whoever did the captions

[@jerryscary]

Got shot

[@charlesdillon3801]

@@jerryscary not to mention he gets shot like a thousand times. its just a constant BANG! - BANG! - BANG! - BANG!

[@raydarable]

AAAAAA

[@gl8689]

I love how the 2 pieces of the full song sound COMPLETELY different.

[@marvelousTUD]

Graeme L. Same here! It’s crazy that one song can produce two extremely different pieces just by splitting it in half.

[@ticklezcat5191]

This is an action packed blood-pumper. The other is horror movie soundtrack.

[@Densoro]

Heartless and Nobody

[@ruerue244]

Young Urkle that’d just be the regular song

[@piper964]

Woooooooooooooosh

[@autumninautumn]

0% sex
0% drugs
0% cursing
0% violence
50% Annie
50% Smiminal

[@yusfilino5386]

.....avoiding copyrights by skipping every other beat that's why he's called.....
_A Smooth SNIMINAL_

[@Pikmin88]

Yusfilino
YOU'VE BEEN HIT A *S M I M I N A L*

[@Wafflical]

This didn't avoid anything. Look at the description.

[@yusfilino5386]

Did you ever hear about something called a *"Joke"* Mr.Albert Einstein?

[@couchgamingnews9379]

Yusfilino exactly some people oof

[@lyndabelgacem9252]

You commented this on the other video of this with the other beats but still this is a all star comment

[@brady5052]

*Hit by, You've been hit*
*_A Smiminal_*

[@kylesmythe496]

The Hentai Hero how do you do the italics

[@brady5052]

Kyle Smythe _

[@IMBandz]

No no *"mooth"*

[@sushiboi004]

0:39

[@wahoo812]

_S M I M I N A L_

[@midastouch4456]

plot twist: the smooth criminal was the drummer all along, and he's actively shooting everyone but jackson

[@raksomething6942]

*bang bang bang* but it's kinda *fire* doe

[@thero_1686]

It does sound like gun shot

[@sterisharms1468]

It comes a bit close at 0:43

[@foxbrobroski5714]

Sounds like someone’s a** is getting lit with a belt

[@HarveyRivers]

Jacksons the mafia boss and he's ordering him to do that

[@elemntball5381]

you know a song is *excelently* made when half of the beats not only sounds like an actual song, but it slaps too

[@aria2436]

it sure sounds like it slaps lol, literally

[@isaacorr3180]

Both halfs of smooth criminal are good even when separated it's bonkers

[@HydraDominus]

*OWWW*
snare
snare
snare
SNARE
SNARE
*SNARE*
*SNARE*
*SNARE*
*HUBLUHANNEAREBLAAREYAYOUSMOOOWW*

[@OEpistimon]

Ya Boi Kamina
Snare??
SNARE???
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!

[@Aluminum.K]

Insert Metal gear drum pun here

[@GewelReal]

SMIMINAL

[@jayceessillysunshinechanne2624]

FUNNIEST COMMENT

[@olgabogdanova9013]

Megaman ost

[@Ninetails2000]

Smooth Man! If you defeat him, you unlock the Criminal Buster, a full-screen attack that makes all the enemies dance themselves to death.

[@joshuawilson8936]

Criminal Shiner

[@NegativeNanase]

Are you
*READY?*

[@DoctorShroom]

100%

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

Lmao

[@DungeonDad]

This is actually dope though. Ya'll are acting like if this came on at the club you wouldn't be throwing down.

[@smolbrendan5978]

I'd be throwing up

[@TheAnimatedGamer]

No lie I feel like I'm the only person liking this

[@athiccpotato6433]

Throwing grenades*

[@spookhyskeleton]

+CenturianEagle
Lol, obvious bait is obvious.
Now hit me with a cheap insult to prove me right.

[@IronicHavoc]

Dungeon Dad If it didn't have vocals definitely. It's a little weird hearing MJ get cut off though.
Even then there are parts that still work.

[@shiwithani4290]

Just when I was about to lose hope in humanity, I found this.
Maybe we'll be fine.

[@JKSJacoob]

1:16
“I’d like to declare rape”

[@cubicpsychotic5616]

oof

[@codex4336]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@darth_autie_117]

It does sound like he's saying that

[@muhammadarkaanhidayat2898]

You, sir. Just made my day.

[@robertdarling5959]

Oh my god

[@GGray1]

Therapist: "Luigi Jackson isn't real he can't hurt you"
Luigi Jackson: _🕴️_

[@morcoroni]

😹

[@binarymystic]

lmfao

[@seretkaur3094]

😹

[@seretkaur3094]

lmfao

[@seretkaur3094]

😹

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

"Are you annie?"
"Annie are you annie?"
*Invasion of the Bodysnatchers*
*The Return*

[@poorlydrawnwizard]

Michael Jackson concerts when someone pulls out a gun:

[@TheIxzine]

I love the cut-off scream at 1:11 so much

[@PeteKachew]

*AAA---*

[@kirbymario2633]

The Ixzine d

[@movingstone4910]

He got killed...

[@slvrcobra1337]

He was struck by a smiminal.

[@dinolandra]

He got hit by a SMIMINAL

[@instinctual777]

0:42 this literally goes so hard holy shit

[@nortongm9057]

AAA-

[@yeerbles6473]

that scream kills me EVERY TIME

[@namelessnavnls8060]

Nobody:
The beat: **Aggressive spanking**
MJ: *AAU--*

[@toolgun6729]

@@namelessnavnls8060 great, now I can't get that out of my head. thanks

[@amandamount1748]

Sounds like a Sonic level

[@tux3365]

That *OOOOOOWWW* at the beginning scared the shit out of me

[@CursedGioGio]

Nice

[@tiramisu1506]

Same

[@shyaroary2758]

😂

[@ItsCherrySoup]

"Are you Annie?"
-my grandma with dementia

[@Nickel-cx8mt]

"hit by"
"you've hit b-"
"smoominal"

[@morcoroni]

SMOOMINAL

[@rudy3396]

SMOOMINAL

[@darKbla23]

SMOOMINAL

[@JaeyunYD05]

SMOOMINAL

[@SaulTeeNutz]

SMOOMINAL

[@drummer.at.war1129]

0:48 "Every single day, Sonic"

[@faerubee]

LMFAOOOO

[@jameslee928]

NANI?

[@skyunion2400]

OoO

[@VitorGabriel0904]

NANI

[@sophiea7]

@@jameslee928 なに

[@thomasbyrd9352]

I can imagine the deummer aggresively hitting the same drum every beat

[@Blossemfall]

I'd do it for approximately $0

[@freshlybakedsadness9251]

Lmaoshmsfosidmt

[@alexgiles9031]

Drummer*

[@williswillardmagayhe]

I’m going to tell my grandkids that MJ was a dubstep legend and this was his biggest hit.

[@Rascaduanok]

Best bit for me: 1:34-1:42
“Goddammit! That waiter! Goddammit! Woo woo!
Want it! Woo woo woo! Want it… BOW!”

[@ForceKabob]

Kodanshi Helcarver Michael sounds like Cartman at that part

[@strionic770]

The last word sounds more like *BAAAAA-*

[@MIGU3L2K]

Strionic it just cuts off 😂

[@kanyenorth2174]

Ikr, I hate that waiter too

[@bangtanimosity8564]

When you're hungry and the waiter is taking a millenium to bring your food, and then it finally comes

[@millbrick]

Every other beat: Sneaking mode
Every OTHER other beat: Alert mode

[@rafeverao4105]

Michael Jackson:
He sneak
he alert
but most importantly
annie r u hurt?

[@DoctorShroom]

Donkey Kong
Megaman X

[@grim66]

Every other beat: Control phase
Every OTHER other beat: Assault phase

[@joshriley2936]

@@rafeverao4105 Underrated comment 👌

[@KilosWorld]

Every other beat: Smooth
Every OTHER other beat: Criminal

[@oops3798]

This goes so much harder than it has any right to

[@Blusmj]

The hook part goes kinda crazy especially 1:26

[@idkproductions5596]

Sorry to take away your 69 likes

[@AB-yf5ei]

As a fan of prog rock, i have to admit this is better than the original.

[@starrbrawl71]

Not as hard as the guy beating the hell out of the drum in the background

[@Anthracite_coal]

wdym? This has every right to

[@Sammy_The_Umbreon]

Mooth is very much upbeat and relaxing to listen to. It's also ominous and you feel the answers to the universe are hidden in there.
Smiminal is very fast paced and violent sounding. You're facing the end of our time, the heat death of the universe. This is the end Mooth prophecised.

[@GeneralCane]

Thank you, that was beautiful.

[@mackoman25]

*”You’ve been hit a Smiminal”*
This is what art looks like

[@GreenRobotDancer]

That scream after smiminal

[@henriquecarballoaranha9100]

People: Why are Elephants scared of rats if they are so much bigger?
People when they see a tiny bug: 0:01

[@xxbananaboixx5323]

AaAAaAAOh-
(Starts slapping the shit out of the bug)

[@achoozu]

@@xxbananaboixx5323 HELP 💀

[@JGProductions6581]

Relatable

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

relate

[@yaboi-rowlet]

*1:11

[@HaloMusicorn]

IT BAH
YOU'VE BEEN HE
A SMIMINAL

[@Ardorstorm]

Burning Halo 0:34

[@NotMichaelJuqson]

A SmImiNaL

[@iainmawhinney8867]

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
BOOT

[@NotMichaelJuqson]

@@iainmawhinney8867 SMIMINAL IS STRONGER!

[@godzillafan9115]

*DAAAAOO-*

[@moldymacaroni3936]

Michael Jackson chases you with a firearm trying to find out if you annie.

[@Dillon4599]

0:26
He starts beating Annie with a shoe

[@keeperofthememes8044]

he does this while having a stroke

[@crystalhunter4122]

This is to make sure she won't tell that she's o

[@sharron74]

i am past that stage stfu

[@VanillaTried]

@i am past that stage no

[@shinydrakeon15]

Annie is not okay

[@20firebird]

this beat is so aggressive i feel like its going to attack me

[@windmage01]

It might not, but I will.

[@tonysfreshpepperoni4802]

Instruments:
Michael Jackson
Drumstick
Wall
Human head
Gun

[@hithere2602]

The Human Head is my favorite instrument. I play on my wives head with a pair of baseball bats. And play as hard as I can.

[@michaelgaming956]

"Human Head" are you serious man?

[@tonysfreshpepperoni4802]

@@michaelgaming956 yes

[@michaelgaming956]

@@tonysfreshpepperoni4802 bruh :v

[@themandalorian562]

@@michaelgaming956 it's a joke bro

[@justmoneeka]

Original: are you okay Annie?🥺
This: ARE YOU ANNIE??????🤜💥

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

came into the w
There was the s- a crescen
into her a
He left the on the
n underneath the
He could- was un
ran into the
She was str- it was
okay? Annie, are you o-
Are you Oney?
okay? Annie, are you o-
Are you Oney?
okay? Annie, are you o-
Are you Oney?
okay? Annie, are you o-
Are you Annie?
Annie, are you o? Will you tell that you're o?
sound at the w-, then he str-, a creshannie
into your apa-, left the blo- on the cah
ran into the bed, you were struck, it was your
okay? Annie, are you o-
Are you Oney?
okay? Annie, are you o-
Are you Oney?
okay? Annie, are you o-
Are you Oney?
hit by,
You've been hit, a smiminal
came into the ow
It was Su-, what a blah
mouth resusci
Resounding, intimid
okay? Annie, are you o-
okay? Annie, are you o-
okay? Annie, are you o-
okay? Annie, are you o-
okay? Annie, are you o-
okay? Annie, are you o-
okay? Annie, are you o-
Are you Annie?
Annie, are you o? Will you tell that you're o?
sound at the w-, then he str-, a creshannie
into your apa-, left the blo- on the cah
ran into the bed, you were struck, it was your
okay? Annie, are you o-
Are you Oney?
hit by,
You've been struck, a smiminal
(something about the area and clearing away)
Annie, are you o? Will you tell that you're o? (Oh, oh)
sound at the w-, then he str-, a creshannie (No, no)
into your apa-, left the blo- on the cah (No, I'm high)
ran into the bed, you were struck, it was shannie
Annie, are you o? Will you tell that you're o? (baby, dag baby)
sound at the w-, then he str-, a creshannie (Dag baby, dag baby)
into your apa-, left the blo- on the cah (gonnit, gonnit)
ran into the bed, you were struck, it was shannie (gonnit)

[@ACE-ir9yt]

JustinJKJ thank you for this

[@ACE-ir9yt]

JustinJKJ thank you for this

[@BitCloudAVP]

SMIMINAL

[@sleepingout912]

Thanks for this

[@Aluminum.K]

"So, can you tell us about the murderer?"
"Y-yes, I, u-uh, I ca-an..."

[@thebanjoorder4446]

I came in expecting some garbled mess but i should have know a Michael Jackson song still sounds good even when it's cut in half

[@moodman1151]

The Banjo Order The other version with only beats 1 and 3 also sounds amazing. This basically gives us 3 great songs

[@one_man_community]

1:41 That clap sounds like the spider man cheek slap meme

[@cloverly8050]

please make it stop

[@freshlybakedsadness9251]

Replying so you can find this comment and reminisce

[@wardedthorn6523]

@@cloverly8050 Never. Slap. Only slap.

[@chinchillageneral]

I'm sorry the WHAT

[@foxofsky5]

I know exactly what you’re talking about and I don’t like it

[@Mcflycoolvideos]

The mental image of MJ beating you mercilessly while asking “are you annie?!” Is so fucking funny

[@dissolve_4u228]

The slapping added with Micheal’s vocals actually sounds catchy. Imagine if Sr Pelo got ahold of this...

[@oscarthemoon]

OH GOD OH NO

[@flamewerewolf9569]

*Ÿ Ê Ś*

[@vortex9153]

if he did the whole universe would explode

[@speedstar6957]

I hope this happens

[@vilheimtheunsinkable9646]

Imagine TerminalMontage getting it tho.

[@deusexaethera]

The first version of this sounds really strange, but this version made me laugh my ass off. The comments made it even better.

[@deusexaethera]

@i am past that stage: This is completely irrelevant to my post.

[@VanillaTried]

@i am past that stage no

[@thomasnguyen2453]

And the subs

[@1nning807]

you've been hit by a smiminal

[@cassidycassidy4008]

I really like the first and second tbh

[@Deltarii]

That guy is going nuts on the drums.

[@sterlingattaway5225]

sᴘʀɪɴɢ ʀᴏʟʟ he lit

[@sadheavy9826]

Tyler1

[@framebyframe6357]

Sounds more like he's beating the shit out of a baby though wtf.

[@yorgost.9775]

LOL annie r u oka y bowedy

[@SlyAceZeta]

Everyone keeps talking about smiminal but I'm over here losing it at the cut-off screams 0:43

[@Kanosint]

The officer coming in shouting "I'd like to declare wrangle!" cracks me up every time.

[@lovinglife8854]

Oh wow! I didn't hear that until you said it! Thanks!! 🤣🤣

[@1cool]

i read that right when i heard it in the video

[@RobloxianVids695]

it sounds like i'd like to declare ragel

[@JackLWalsh]

No, it’s sounds like I like to declare rape.

[@bizonyx]

*i'd like to declare a rape

[@bowtie4492]

Smooth Criminal is such a good song that even this version slaps

[@챙랴노]

slapped so hard that singer having a stroke

[@namesarefortheweak]

Slaps harder than the drummer is slapping the wall.

[@Beepisz99]

slaps harder than my dads belt

[@kobinpaizlimona9088]

This is high-key fire honestly, I dig the beat, I think the chorus is specially an absolute banger.

[@noose-db8li]

SMINIMAL

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

Are you Annie?

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

Agreed.

[@ariz1516]

s m i m i n a l

[@izzibizzi]

SMINIMAL

[@MiraiYnda]

1:11 bro! That got me dying!
POV Michael saw a big ass beetle that got caught in his hair: "AAA-" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@waffleworks4]

Jackson kneels over the cold body of his beloved, Annie. "Are you okay Annie!" Jackson cried, her long hair still retained it's beauty in this bloodied state- although Jackson thought her hair seem longer than usual the blood began to pool in front of him soaking his trousers. Jackson turned over Annie's body so he may provide assistance, he looked away at first only allowing himself a glance of her pale face. Instantly he noticed the difference: This woman's nose was more pointed than Annie's, her ears were slightly larger, her eyes where blue instead of Annie's dark brown. "Are you Annie!" Jackson yelled, now realizing the deception only one man could have pulled this off. Jackson had been hit by; been struck by... a smiminal!

[@Potatoman-tq3gq]

Truly the first strand type story

[@alexgiles9031]

This is great xD

[@TheStreamingEnderman]

You should be a Meme DM

[@Lemonod]

Why is this so underrated

[@simonriley7957]

This comment is gold

[@quantumjoss]

That beat is just someone slamming a cabinet and putting a ton of distortion on it.

[@cant-pl1sc]

Quantum Joss dont forget the busted synth and man assaulting a bucket

[@santiago3835]

Smooth Criminal but the criminal gets caught by the police.

[@skullmighty372]

Sandy criminal

[@blazarre7251]

Dead criminal

[@gloam1105]

A smiminal

[@Kain128]

Behold, the world's first Smiminal Space.