Putin Jokes About Influencing The 2020 Presidential Election | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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  • @noblepolygon8694
    @noblepolygon8694 5 лет назад +1369

    Lion: this a trap. I see what y’all did to Harambe

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin 5 лет назад +53

      That was my thought. Lion was like: "What are you doing lady? You know what they'll do to me if I eat you?" xD

    • @captaint5739
      @captaint5739 5 лет назад +34

      RIP Harambe

    • @Star-Man
      @Star-Man 5 лет назад +16

      “It’s a trap”

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 5 лет назад +11

      F for Harambe

    • @NOYBZ
      @NOYBZ 5 лет назад +6

      Rip Harambe

  • @Odysseus38
    @Odysseus38 5 лет назад +1346

    The Lion was like "lady get outta here you're gonna get us both killed"

  • @baudouindemeulenaere8361
    @baudouindemeulenaere8361 4 года назад +194

    I lived in Russia for 5 years and I have never felt threatened while living there. I'd even like to go and live back there.

    • @maximschoofs
      @maximschoofs 4 года назад +33

      Blink twice if you're being forced to write this.

    • @vejenkrivochiev8748
      @vejenkrivochiev8748 4 года назад +39

      Maxim you clearly haven't been in Russia recently, but have strong opinion on something you haven't seen or experienced. This is typical behaviour of idiot, who think he knows everything. Keep watching Hollywood's movies, but keep your unrealistic opinion for your close friends, because we know better.

    • @maximschoofs
      @maximschoofs 4 года назад +25

      @@vejenkrivochiev8748 actually I have been there and it is a very normal country ofcourse. You clearly can't recognise a joke...

    • @fahada.979
      @fahada.979 4 года назад +1

      r/whoosh

    • @uigokublack9551
      @uigokublack9551 4 года назад +6

      @xOr What country is safe everywhere?

  • @bezretmet
    @bezretmet 5 лет назад +909

    what that lion wasreally thinking;
    "aw sh*t i'm about to become the next harambe aren't I?"

    • @Tensho_C
      @Tensho_C 5 лет назад +10

      oof

    • @seventyeight3452
      @seventyeight3452 5 лет назад +9

      PJ VC way too soon

    • @Rupen1708
      @Rupen1708 5 лет назад +3

      @@seventyeight3452 yea not soon enough

    • @benmartnz2389
      @benmartnz2389 5 лет назад +5

      Exactly what I thought too, she trying to get this lion shot

    • @benafrem
      @benafrem 5 лет назад

      Can you please explain the harambe joke

  • @egoruderico3038
    @egoruderico3038 5 лет назад +653

    Lion: that’s one weird zebra, I think it’s sick, I rather not eat it.

    • @marshallm7828
      @marshallm7828 5 лет назад +4

      Ego Ruderico yooo 😂

    • @pierrebahl4423
      @pierrebahl4423 4 года назад

      Seth Rich gave informations to Wilkileaks from an USB key, the speed of downloading proves that and mass-médias hide that

    • @pierrebahl4423
      @pierrebahl4423 4 года назад

      Who killed Seth Rich?

  • @coleornemafia
    @coleornemafia 5 лет назад +433

    Lion: Nah!...this..this is way too easy. Must be a trap, jokes on you folks. Lady...yeah lady..you can stop now.

    • @riverviewmirrorbrokeoff9703
      @riverviewmirrorbrokeoff9703 5 лет назад +4

      Pastor Preacher 😂

    • @shenelcrooke
      @shenelcrooke 5 лет назад +5

      Same thing I was thinking lol

    • @blafoon93
      @blafoon93 5 лет назад +8

      He's probably thinking along the lines: 'Nah girl, I watch the news. I know what happened to that gorilla. I'm not even gonna look at you the wrong way.'

  • @JL-cn1qi
    @JL-cn1qi 5 лет назад +166

    Guess the lady wanted to know how it feels to be in a trespassing situation where its the other party that is the most likely to get shot.

    • @jama6885
      @jama6885 5 лет назад +1

      Coldddbloooded 😂😂😂

    • @joshuawango
      @joshuawango 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @ArnoldLokman
    @ArnoldLokman 5 лет назад +194

    Lion thought: "Probably she's sick, I better don't eat her..."

  • @ontaka5997
    @ontaka5997 5 лет назад +352

    The lion was thinking:
    Isn't it a bit too early for dinner?
    Now, how do I proceed to eat this thing?

  • @lakshmimohan6467
    @lakshmimohan6467 5 лет назад +158

    The lion looks so confused..😆
    Chances are the lion is really scared.

    • @sokoyaadedolapo5321
      @sokoyaadedolapo5321 5 лет назад +5

      I think the reason the Lion isn't charging is that he's not wild, you don't want to try that with a wild Lion

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 5 лет назад +1

      @@sokoyaadedolapo5321 This is a stereotype. Lions can be approached in the wild as long as you're not acting as a threat or prey. People approach wild lions on tours and safaris in Africa all the time. However most people don't undersrsnd how to respect wild animals than get bitten from their own stupidity. :)

  • @adarshinginshetty484
    @adarshinginshetty484 4 года назад +32

    Woman: jumps fence.
    Lion: wait...that's illegal.

  • @AccessCode101
    @AccessCode101 5 лет назад +93

    "I don't want my ice-cream getting that emotional." hahahahhahahah

  • @rehanperera759
    @rehanperera759 5 лет назад +28

    I like Putin! I read about his life story! Strong soul! 💪

  • @smol_chilli_pepper
    @smol_chilli_pepper 5 лет назад +56

    0:51 "what are you doing you're black?" that is what I was thinking

  • @jaweedhaidery20
    @jaweedhaidery20 4 года назад +7

    The way the guy asked Putin if they are going to meddle in the election was totally cocky...thats why he answered like this 👍🏻

  • @mastersinr
    @mastersinr 5 лет назад +37

    the lion could have been fed for a year. natural selection would have rendered her obsolete if this was a lion in the wild.

  • @christopherhuff3123
    @christopherhuff3123 5 лет назад +38

    The putin thing was actually funny. Half of america thinks its a hoax. If he told them he did it to their faces, theyd still refuse to believe it. Theyll never admit that they made a mistake by voting for a traffic cone.

  • @leemonade6943
    @leemonade6943 5 лет назад +4

    Yes, yes, we do need this. I was just imagining the possibility this morning as I tried to get to my car in a downpour. What a great feature - if it works!

  • @mcst6969
    @mcst6969 5 лет назад +36

    I don't need my ice cream getting that emotional! XDXD

  • @rsj4548
    @rsj4548 5 лет назад +9

    that man who was running after the empty car lol

  • @TheKaiTetley
    @TheKaiTetley 5 лет назад +12

    What was the lion thinking? I just ate and I am on a diet.

  • @daffy9908
    @daffy9908 5 лет назад +20

    Even the wild animals now have to think twice to behave naturally or behave in a way humans would comprehend to avoid getting put down.

    • @hekate5561
      @hekate5561 5 лет назад +2

      That was natural behaviour for a lion. They can distinguish potential threats very well. And humans are one of the greatest threats out there.
      Even in ancient Rome, they had to half starve them and get them used to human blood and flesh before they could be used in an arena.
      If you don't corner a lion, it will usually consider a human too much trouble to bother attacking.

  • @MyThoughts19902X
    @MyThoughts19902X 5 лет назад +10

    Lion is thinking : If I eat her, would I contract stupidity?

    • @esmediamond
      @esmediamond 5 лет назад +1

      Well she doesn’t look republican so I think he knows he’ll be safe

  • @zachh9082
    @zachh9082 4 года назад +3

    I like no matter how ferocious lions can get, they have the same behaviour and confusion as house cats when humans do weird shit like this

  • @gregorykafanelis5093
    @gregorykafanelis5093 3 года назад +4

    Americans meddling with every election in latin America: *cricket noises*
    Putin makes a joke about intervening in their elections : RUASSIA IS A THREAT!1!!!11

  • @chrishickey5394
    @chrishickey5394 4 года назад +5

    I like to think the Lion was thinking "uhhh do I eat this?" when he's looking off to the sides as if to find someone to give him approval.

  • @saxyrep1
    @saxyrep1 5 лет назад +79

    Lion's thoughts : "I'ma maul that bi... Huh, wait... Why is she waving at me ? She not scared ? That's weird. I'ma stay away from her cuz either she cray or she got super powers. Huh, huh !" And yeah, all lions are black BTW.

  • @AdemolaVictorTv
    @AdemolaVictorTv 5 лет назад +5

    The lion has been delionized 😂🤣

  • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
    @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 5 лет назад +21

    Trevor hasn't seen The Onion
    "Putin is concerned about being assassinated by Putin."

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 5 лет назад +76

    He jokes about it because in Soviet Russia, election influences *you!*

  • @aliflanagan7669
    @aliflanagan7669 5 лет назад +7

    Very amused that a story about the US election counts as ‘international’ news 😂

  • @MIOrko
    @MIOrko 5 лет назад +6

    Of course the lion is confused. I know I would be confused if my food starts to talk to me

  • @june4294
    @june4294 4 года назад +6

    The Lion is confused, He just can't believe what he sees... like this can't for be real, no way

  • @khalidsparrow101
    @khalidsparrow101 5 лет назад +10

    I think the lion was scared to get shot and be the next Harambe

  • @Barsookmik
    @Barsookmik 4 года назад +36

    I’m Russian and that joke was offensively hilarious

  • @ill_faded_na9510
    @ill_faded_na9510 5 лет назад +2

    the lion from LA
    he was like get the strap,were ma strap at?were ma strap at?

  • @ryou3167
    @ryou3167 5 лет назад +70

    Never thought "Putin" and "Joke" could exist in the same sentence

    • @ralfhaggstrom9862
      @ralfhaggstrom9862 5 лет назад

      Oh yes, V Putin likes to give people POLONIUM, just for the FUN of it ....................

    • @ArnoldLokman
      @ArnoldLokman 5 лет назад

      "She sank", ha-ha...

    • @TheJcrist
      @TheJcrist 5 лет назад +4

      @@jbird4478 that was poor translation, as usual. What he said was just mild sarcasm without any offensive tone.

    • @munavvarkhonkarimov7498
      @munavvarkhonkarimov7498 4 года назад +3

      As though you know something about Putin other than what American media tells you. You are brilliant

    • @romanvolovik6495
      @romanvolovik6495 4 года назад

      That's because he wasn't joking

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller 5 лет назад +36

    USA: *invades iraq and finds no WMD*
    putin: "i would have found some"
    (i have this from Volker Pispers, who is a cabaretist, but he said thats real quote)

    • @vulc1
      @vulc1 4 года назад

      Russia is of course great at staging stuff and the most impressive productions are those where other countries/breakaway regions are begging to be part of Russia

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад +1

    The lady who jumped into the lion enclosures name is Myah Autry.

  • @danielwhyatt3278
    @danielwhyatt3278 5 лет назад +20

    Woah those Tesla vids are a bit disturbing.

  • @qaz010wsx
    @qaz010wsx 5 лет назад +19

    One thing that I dislike about Trevor is that he brings race into every issue, no matter what.

    • @ajayjoel
      @ajayjoel 5 лет назад

      Qaz Wsx IMO that in itself is a form of racism.

    • @ag1henry278
      @ag1henry278 5 лет назад +1

      Qaz Wsx what do u like about him?

  • @aasykesful
    @aasykesful 5 лет назад +2

    The lion was thinking I just had lunch so is this desert

  • @livereddiered4081
    @livereddiered4081 5 лет назад +11

    Trevor is from South Africa, we don't mess around with lions... Like seriously, they eat people... Happened a number of times in SA!!! Lions don't fark around 🙄

  • @antokon2
    @antokon2 5 лет назад +2

    David Hasselhoff presented self car driving technology almost 30 years ago . KIT

  • @aileen3999
    @aileen3999 5 лет назад +11

    Ive been waiting for him to talk about putin trolling 😂

  • @akshaykv123
    @akshaykv123 5 лет назад +2

    Lion: Don't you know Trevor Noah is going to see this?

  • @angelourukundo
    @angelourukundo 5 лет назад +2

    That lion was looking around like is this a trap, where the cameras at?
    That lion was like a child that just got offered a free meal after they've done something bad so they wondering if it is poisoned or not.

  • @RussianLearnsYou
    @RussianLearnsYou 4 года назад +5

    Evidence of Putin meddling:
    The media: Oh yeah he did it for sure

  • @fate3688
    @fate3688 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂51 seconds - 1mins and 10 seconds. I was thinking the same thing

  • @Midg-td3ty
    @Midg-td3ty 5 лет назад +6

    The lion was kinda small and she looked huge. So he was probably being careful.

    • @wunnell
      @wunnell 5 лет назад

      I think that there must have been some perspective thing going on because the fullness of its mane suggests that it's a mature male bit it looked quite tiny in that video.

  • @myroncaine
    @myroncaine 5 лет назад +12

    Trevor missed the chance to say the lion heard about the gorilla

  • @azadahmedkhan
    @azadahmedkhan 4 года назад

    Lion says, " Lady is that how you say.. I should not eat you? Well forget that sign. I am going to eat you "

  • @adonaiorion
    @adonaiorion 5 лет назад +2

    That woman was priceless. I would want her in my team. 😂👍

  • @ajisenramen888
    @ajisenramen888 5 лет назад +11

    President Vladimir is funnier than most professional comedians. 🥰

    • @anna-mariassemuju8643
      @anna-mariassemuju8643 5 лет назад

      I can't blame for poor taste but since you're here,its not to late to save you

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 5 лет назад +51

    What's the woman's story i wonder . 🤔🤔.
    Just why 😐

    • @mariepierrenarr7784
      @mariepierrenarr7784 5 лет назад

      It probably wouldn't be funny, if we knew the full story of this incident.

    • @hamadrashid2285
      @hamadrashid2285 5 лет назад +1

      Calling her mentally unstable is an insult to actual mental insane people. She should've been shot by tranqs or atleast rubber pellets for endangering the lion. That would've hurt enough to never do this again

    • @maniacram
      @maniacram 5 лет назад

      A. R Probably American.

  • @adams_chong9450
    @adams_chong9450 3 года назад +1

    Simba was confused

  • @denishtrivedi3071
    @denishtrivedi3071 5 лет назад +1

    Lion: It's the circle of life and it moves us all

  • @shayan7579
    @shayan7579 5 лет назад +3

    I think putin meant:
    We are live on tv what do you Expect me to do say we Intervened in the election?

  • @Biobele
    @Biobele 5 лет назад

    Emotional ice-cream is still sweet but normal ice-cream is better

  • @Lazyjoe2646
    @Lazyjoe2646 5 лет назад +3

    Don't know why you guys are confused. She clearly used the new Nivea Body Lotion
    48 Hour Protection 😂

  • @camilles2114
    @camilles2114 5 лет назад +5

    No matter how down I feel trevor can always make me laugh

  • @nimco84
    @nimco84 5 лет назад +16

    He was like Idiot humans 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @thedivinebandit
    @thedivinebandit 5 лет назад

    Her insurance premiums ⬆️⬆️⬆️😂😂

  • @di4se
    @di4se 4 года назад

    The car looks more intelligent than the lady going to lion cage.

  • @mohammedis1am
    @mohammedis1am 5 лет назад +4

    Knight rider features in a Tesla, about time, just needs an AI. Can I recommend KIT.

  • @jascrandom9855
    @jascrandom9855 5 лет назад +45

    She was larger than him, that's why the Lion stood his distance.

  • @corporateraider9766
    @corporateraider9766 5 лет назад +14

    Last time I was this early, Trump was busy hating Putin
    Oh wait..... I've never been this early

  • @vshred6747
    @vshred6747 5 лет назад +1

    It was only going like 10mph lol

  • @Adrian2140
    @Adrian2140 5 лет назад +23

    If you think Putin is joking there, clearly you've never lived in eastern europe. Laughter usually stops when tanks start rolling in.

    • @emmanuelobiwulu4823
      @emmanuelobiwulu4823 5 лет назад +3

      I've been and you're wrong

    • @Adrian2140
      @Adrian2140 5 лет назад +3

      @@emmanuelobiwulu4823 I have too, for a long time and I'm not

    • @uigokublack9551
      @uigokublack9551 4 года назад

      @@Adrian2140 When and what country did the tanks roll to?

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 4 года назад +1

      @@uigokublack9551 Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Poland ... get to know history, dude - it wasn't that long ago.

  • @akshaykv123
    @akshaykv123 5 лет назад +1

    Putin: Siberia is beautiful this time of year, Nyet?

    • @lati7656
      @lati7656 4 года назад

      Akshay Prashant I don’t understand the siberia jokes, what does it mean

  • @MarioRafaelM
    @MarioRafaelM 5 лет назад +12

    And your always laughing at Florida this happens in every State it just happens that you can't access the records on your State.

  • @2727-z1q
    @2727-z1q 5 лет назад

    I think lion is confuse to eat it. lion think "should I eat it or not if she is white I eat it. lol

  • @mindyourbidness
    @mindyourbidness 5 лет назад +4

    The Lion: Lady am I a joke to you

  • @kualarompin589
    @kualarompin589 5 лет назад

    The lion was thinking '' I am not going to be next Harambe! I'll become a meme''

  • @adams_chong9450
    @adams_chong9450 3 года назад +1

    Funniest death treat I've seen

  • @rdxbhai007.
    @rdxbhai007. 4 года назад

    Lion: i aint messing around lady, get tf outta here !

  • @theotherside931
    @theotherside931 5 лет назад +2

    *Black people ARE in Russia. A senior pharmacist official in Russia is even a Nigerian. Not a Nigerian Russian but 100% Nigerian.*

    • @andrewsuryali8540
      @andrewsuryali8540 5 лет назад +1

      Did this Nigerian pharmacist send you an email asking for help to transfer 10 million bucks' worth of cold medicine to Kazakhstan?

    • @Danil4890
      @Danil4890 5 лет назад

      As a Russian I can tell you that the number of black people is super rare in Russia. I live in a city with 1 million population and I only see blacks several times per year. Per year! Even in Moscow (about 15 m population) the number of black guys in quite small: recently I have been staying for two weeks in Moscow walking almost every day and saw blacks only once or twice.

    • @theotherside931
      @theotherside931 5 лет назад

      @@andrewsuryali8540 *I'm not sure what nonsense you're spewing. I am a Nigerian. And I'm talking about a friend of 9 years who lives and works in Russia as a pharmacist.*

  • @hamdhaanhameedh1927
    @hamdhaanhameedh1927 5 лет назад +1

    U shouldn't be here get out..🤣

  • @kareemtariq9860
    @kareemtariq9860 5 лет назад +2

    The lion didnt attack the woman.. Cuz he remembered about what happened to his mate Harambe...

  • @annazavarzina9658
    @annazavarzina9658 2 года назад

    Do not count on auto drive it almost killed me twice. I sold my Tesla 2 weeks ago and got BMW. The only thing I enjoyed in this whole experience was playing chess in the car during Corona.
    Bad investment, bad car. As if now it’s indication of stupidity if you want Tesla.

  • @MrBestDubstepMusic
    @MrBestDubstepMusic 2 года назад

    Russia, vodka, balalaika, ahahahahaha 😆

  • @raiawakenya9526
    @raiawakenya9526 5 лет назад

    If you face lion face to face, it get confused and can't do anything to you but don't dare to face back

  • @matthiasrambally1899
    @matthiasrambally1899 5 лет назад +5

    You do know the people can stop using smart summon and walk to their car ...it's an option

    • @nikhilsrl
      @nikhilsrl 5 лет назад +1

      Oh smart guy

    • @FreedInPieces
      @FreedInPieces 5 лет назад +1

      We've got a regular Einstein here everybody! Shut up and listen!

  • @64standardtrickyness
    @64standardtrickyness 5 лет назад

    Zoo lions not recognizing or losing their hunting sense isn't new I think there was a vid a few years back where they tried to feed a live bull to the lion and the bull just chased the lion around for a bit.

  • @LIDYAEIL
    @LIDYAEIL 5 лет назад +3

    Exactly whats the purpose of this, why not walk those steps to get better health

  • @Roma-kp4qg
    @Roma-kp4qg 5 лет назад +1

    4:17 the Kool-Aid Car

  • @longQ1551
    @longQ1551 5 лет назад

    Make the glass one sided so you can’t see anyone in the driverless car

  • @yutakago1736
    @yutakago1736 5 лет назад +1

    The Lion looks confuse.
    Lion : "The doctor said I should eat healthy food. What is this ? This woman have tons of fats and cholesterol. Some one should file a complaint to SPCA. I want healthy food."
    Telsa new feature actually help you to exercise more often. When you chase after the self-driving car.

  • @nikolavasic9048
    @nikolavasic9048 4 года назад +10

    Why is all of his humor about race?

    • @vvecna
      @vvecna 4 года назад

      why not?

    • @mq5ey
      @mq5ey 4 года назад +3

      Because black ppl only feel better as a group.They have no individuality

    • @Bake749
      @Bake749 4 года назад +1

      Imagine a white guy telling jokes about black guys like he does. Would never pass.

    • @nikolavasic9048
      @nikolavasic9048 4 года назад +1

      @@Bake749 Funny how they act when they are weak they patheticly try to get sympathy but when is the other way around they will walk over bodies...

  • @geoffkaris7260
    @geoffkaris7260 5 лет назад

    John hunt... Anyone else seen that voiceover? 😂😂😂😂

  • @goldmangr
    @goldmangr 5 лет назад +4

    Why can trevor make fun of russian stereotypes, but its offensive if someone makes fun of african sterotypes?

    • @daemonspade8316
      @daemonspade8316 5 лет назад

      Because trying to impersonate a black person could permanently damage your brain.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +1

    Newsflash.. they already are.

  • @airwaydude014
    @airwaydude014 5 лет назад +1

    Tesla actually fulfilled one fourth of MY dream; to own a personal KITT.

  • @andracoz
    @andracoz 5 лет назад +4

    The Lions thinking. Am i ok to eat this?

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 5 лет назад +1

    This is the sort of feature that gets put in a car cos the billionaire who owns the company wants to be Batman.

  • @skyfish30
    @skyfish30 5 лет назад +2

    Is that Lion scene real or should my heart just stop??

    • @skyfish30
      @skyfish30 5 лет назад

      @GODDESS ZION I can't believe she waved.

  • @IntelligentInsights876
    @IntelligentInsights876 3 года назад

    Yes he sure did 🤣

  • @JmSantos78
    @JmSantos78 5 лет назад +1

    Guys! It's not KITT! It's a Tesla.

  • @lati7656
    @lati7656 4 года назад +2

    What’s in siberia I don’t get it

  • @paulorganisation1
    @paulorganisation1 5 лет назад

    Lol the lion knew if it attacks it gets shot. Therz no way the lion wanted to die that day