son, watching over my dying body: dad... im so sorry... im so sorry i couldnt be there for you in life... me, chuckling, whilst dying: aha... ahaha.. . youre just like takema... my son, now in confusion: d-dad? whos takema? me, about to die: takema... star... lol... *dies*
Number of Gay Baby Jails this episode: 2 7:43 8:20 Current GBJ wetstreak: 1 Ah, yes. The spinning Gay cube, no one can resist its spinning allure. Streamers feel compelled to interact with the object, only to end up in the Gay Baby Jail they deserve! It can even trick the same idiot twice! Shoutouts to MrComit for creating the hack. He truly is an epic gamer.
Dunno if I already said this on another video, but I'd love it if for April fools day Simpleflips just streams DK64 or Mario 64DS all day, acting like nothing is different the whole time.
I like simpleflips’s audience. Like most streamers have either very calm or mildly chaotic viewers, but about half of all simpleflips viewers are like eldritch demons that whip up spicier meme material than anybody knows what to do with, other than watch in horror and amusement from a distance.
1:18 This is me every time I fight a boss that I haven't seen before in any Souls game. First try is always really good, the next 100 tries are awful, then on the 102nd try, I win.
On that comment about listening to so much Smash Mouth, y'all don't even realize there was SO MUCH SMASH MOUTH during that desert level and even into the next level too, it was insane. There was maybe 2 breaks where it wasn't Smash Mouth, and those breaks may or may not have been Oatmeal, I can't remember
In my opinion, a star doesn't deserve all that effort. I would have broken everything in the room if I were in your shoes! That rising sand was insanely hard!
I’m starting to believe that simple is purposely not putting any bups in his videos so we all watch his videos sooner just to find there is nothing there.
BUPS ACCUMULATED: 17 CURRENT BUPLESSNESS: 0 OUTPUT TEXT: "THREE BUPS ADDED FOR INTERACTIONS." OUTPUT TEXT: "GODDAMNIT STEVE WHY DID YOU GET TRAPPED IN THE BARRIER."
There wasn’t a Wiggler fight in this episode. Current drystreak: 1 I’m still a little curious as to if I should count the last episode’s Wiggler fight. But the fact you gave me one is hilarious to me too, dad
Number of Successful BLJ's this video: 0 Succesful BLJ Dry-Streak: 4 videos I decided to try Dry Streak and Wet Streak instead of the previous one *FREE BUP*
Imagine if your last words were "Take mah star LOL"
I would die the happiest
Getting someone with a simple word and a great flipping meaning would be great
son, watching over my dying body: dad... im so sorry... im so sorry i couldnt be there for you in life...
me, chuckling, whilst dying: aha... ahaha.. . youre just like takema...
my son, now in confusion: d-dad? whos takema?
me, about to die: takema... star... lol... *dies*
Mario! This is the last of my star! Take it from me!
I love how this cuts out the 30 minutes of you not realising you could walk around the invisible wall.
What is the stream timestamp of this skip? Let me know I want to see him speedrun a speedrun.
Really? The timer didnt change
genius comment
Number of Gay Baby Jails this episode: 2
7:43
8:20
Current GBJ wetstreak: 1
Ah, yes. The spinning Gay cube, no one can resist its spinning allure. Streamers feel compelled to interact with the object, only to end up in the Gay Baby Jail they deserve!
It can even trick the same idiot twice!
Shoutouts to MrComit for creating the hack. He truly is an epic gamer.
Just for telling Jet: i think you will suffer for all this gbj's simps does many times
I'm scared about it
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR!
two in one hacc? this amazing!
yo piplup guy thanks for sponsoring those gbjs. They couldn't have been done without you
Jet Eriksen could he not just exit level?
Dunno if I already said this on another video, but I'd love it if for April fools day Simpleflips just streams DK64 or Mario 64DS all day, acting like nothing is different the whole time.
That'd be great
lmao simp should do a ds race with foxen or something
*TAKEMA STAR*
so we're just not gonna mention how the king bob-omb music was ram ranch
that boss was really a bruh moment
NununununununanananananENERNENEneneneneneneononononoononononononno.
I like simpleflips’s audience. Like most streamers have either very calm or mildly chaotic viewers, but about half of all simpleflips viewers are like eldritch demons that whip up spicier meme material than anybody knows what to do with, other than watch in horror and amusement from a distance.
Takema Starr, son of Ringo Starr
No
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*O A T M E A L*
This comment is a better explanation of what was happening than I could ever write.
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I'm very surprised the ending slate wasn't "Take mah star LOL"
Such a legendary quote.
The legendary "take mah star" video.
Wanna know what else was generally hilarious? You telling us you’d be home soon form the store
Dedede clan rise up.
is that a jojo reference
No
@@azerbaijanikush Reddit
Listening to the queue makes me miss the times before 5 seconds of any random song got you DMCA'd. We didn't know how good we used to have it, boys
4:51 Putting the “bullet” back in “Bullet Bill”
That Smash Mouth - All Star jazz cover was dope.
Now we just need oatmeal jazz remix. I think it has potential tbh
3:52 *EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES*
I wake up feeling like a gangstar
I, SimpleFlips, have an idea!
@@_FiFo_ Kono Simpuru Furipsu ni wa better idea ga aru
It’s not hilarious that you’ve been gone for this long, dad. It was funny at first but we miss you, really
1:18 This is me every time I fight a boss that I haven't seen before in any Souls game. First try is always really good, the next 100 tries are awful, then on the 102nd try, I win.
I love not remembering I donated then seeing it pop up over two years later
Whoever donated all of the Smash Mouth tracks, you are the man/woman! Heave-Ho is my favorite Smash Mouth song!
11:29 Was a wholesome moment I needed.
Ok, ok, ok, but what if we had it all wrong, and we were Simple's dad all along???
I pronounced it “tah-key-mah” like some Japanese name so of course I didn’t see the joke coming
that's what you get for being a weeb
On that comment about listening to so much Smash Mouth, y'all don't even realize there was SO MUCH SMASH MOUTH during that desert level and even into the next level too, it was insane. There was maybe 2 breaks where it wasn't Smash Mouth, and those breaks may or may not have been Oatmeal, I can't remember
Those bullet bills scared the fucking shit out of me
1:35 when simpleflips turns into something from sr pelo
I read the "BRUH?" at the endcard with a Tim Allen voice
thought this was going to be the five hour world revolving, but I guess that's next episode
TAKEMATZO MAN
I haven't heard "Waste" since the year the album dropped. What a trip.
10/10 for Scrubs' Janitor's reference.
invisible wall maze but all the invisible walls are quicksand
Simps commit cheating: now for punishment, he need to challenge the all mighty Q-RA
In my opinion, a star doesn't deserve all that effort. I would have broken everything in the room if I were in your shoes! That rising sand was insanely hard!
"oh simple man!, take mah by the star!"
1:02 guys I think I figured out who Simple really is
Michael Scott confirmed
That new vid has me watching old hack competitions
I will always love "take mah star"
Top ten most hilarious moments in gaming history
Is your avatar the kid from Phineas and Ferb with pewdiepie eyes as if to be blue shirt kid
@@irishkelly2062 yes, take meh star! LOL
Epic
Simplejanitor BLJ the floors clean.
at least when you're a hanitor you don't have to worry about sinking into a table
That was genuinely funny, didn't expect that at all.
11:09 SimpleFlips showing off his Japanese dog impression
What if I told you, that you didn't choose the Kaizo life, it chose you
Number of Goombas this episode: 5
4:30
4:41
5:00
5:02
7:45 for like, 1 frame lol
Goomba wetstreak: 1
lol, flood escape in mario 64, thats what we just needed
*[Shootouts.exe has stopped working.]*
Simps infected us with takema
what's takema
searched 'takema' and this was the first result what in the world
Guys, please count how many purple gems, bups, and gray gems pop up.
Do it in reverse, different challenge mode made me laugh so hard I was Zcrying
The zombie said "shoutouts to" but wow I'm in the video xddd
Shout outs to smash mouth.
I’m starting to believe that simple is purposely not putting any bups in his videos so we all watch his videos sooner just to find there is nothing there.
MOAR TROLL HACKS
BUPS ACCUMULATED: 17
CURRENT BUPLESSNESS: 0
OUTPUT TEXT: "THREE BUPS ADDED FOR INTERACTIONS."
OUTPUT TEXT: "GODDAMNIT STEVE WHY DID YOU GET TRAPPED IN THE BARRIER."
Was the boss battle theme ram ranch?
yes lmao
Wolfepit music @3:36?? Good grief I never thought I’d hear his music on this channel
The stereo at 11:08 oh my god
There wasn’t a Wiggler fight in this episode.
Current drystreak: 1
I’m still a little curious as to if I should count the last episode’s Wiggler fight. But the fact you gave me one is hilarious to me too, dad
I really like how it said thats what he said and not what she said, and im proud to say my dad is not only gay, but progressive and gay
bruh
3:35 Wolfe Pit BGM
9:30 the edit got me dead
Hey little mama let me whisper in you're ear
It's something you might wanna hear
*It's free real estate*
was the boss theme ram ranch
Takma isn't as bad as gevmeh.
*Give meh a heart lol got em*
The bullshit quiz got bullshited
TAKE MAH STAR!!!
Saw that on Twitter, funnier the second time
Was the boss music just ram ranch?
How hilarious?
Genuinely hilarious
I still refuse to believe such a simple man can beat this mod with just mere simple flips.
Take Mah starrr
What a Bruh moment.
I'm a simple girl. I hear "Freekin' You" (or anything else JoJo-related), I click Like
Shout-out to simpleflips
1,2 Mod Takema.
2:02 lol
you would be an awsome janitor
my name jeff
inb4 the piplup guy
victorious
dman
11:33 what we all came for.
Thus a meme was born
Me on death row: *_IM IN GAY BABY JAIL_*
Number of Successful BLJ's this video: 0
Succesful BLJ Dry-Streak: 4 videos
I decided to try Dry Streak and Wet Streak instead of the previous one
*FREE BUP*
Love the intro
Anyone know the name of the song that plays at 6:47? I’ve been trying to find it for the longest time
Snow Halation
Wait, you mentioned BUP, but there wasn't any creepy ARG shit going on. What's happening?
Does anyone have the link to the random ones and twos
Cryptic message drystreak: 7
However, we did get to hear some epic ram ranch instrumental
Please anyone, I must know what the background music is on 2:53
Top of the morning to ya
For once i was there for this stream!
Wolfe pit music
i though that Takema was some random weeabo name from an anime
My weeb ass would've ruined the joke at the end by reading "takema" as "ta-keh-ma"
I NEED THE LINK FOR GHOST OATMEAL AT 10:24