These Indian Rizzlers Are Insane 💀

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @RealRantwo
    @RealRantwo  4 месяца назад +32

    PART II ruclips.net/video/O0dC1mT8FrU/видео.htmlsi=kbF11PVjS-BdP3Lw

    • @big-gloom
      @big-gloom 4 месяца назад +2

      Coming back to this masterpiece

  • @aadipie
    @aadipie Год назад +781

    Got some serious second hand embarrassment watching this live.

    • @menace2society759
      @menace2society759 Год назад +38

      I hate cringe moments on stream because you cant fast forward 10seconds 😭

    • @exile8111
      @exile8111 Год назад

      😂

  • @anonymous-yf6ur
    @anonymous-yf6ur Год назад +750

    As an Indian, I have no idea what the target audience was for that video. There is literally no demographic of people who would willingly watch this horror piece.

    • @karandullet380
      @karandullet380 Год назад +5

      I still won't

    • @CS-si4nn
      @CS-si4nn Год назад +44

      English speaking chapris

    • @spacemann1425
      @spacemann1425 Год назад +25

      I do have some idea. It's either South Bombay and South Delhi kids or almost South Bombay and South Delhi kids.

    • @Disissid19
      @Disissid19 Год назад +7

      Spot on mate. It’s targetting a very small minority.

    • @satyajitp9117
      @satyajitp9117 Год назад +1

      as an indian i agree.

  • @jobthadeus406
    @jobthadeus406 Год назад +1432

    As an Indian , i wholeheartedly apologize

  • @Sushimystic
    @Sushimystic Год назад +893

    WE ARE NOT MAKING IT OUT THE SLUMS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

    • @genichiroashina1
      @genichiroashina1 Год назад +1

      Are you Ret*@rded coz you look special to me 🔥🔥🔥

    • @genichiroashina1
      @genichiroashina1 Год назад +1

      BTW THOSE SLUMS ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR COUNTRY'S GDP YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO CANBERYJUICE, What are you pregnant? 🥤

    • @JohnSmithWessons
      @JohnSmithWessons Год назад +21

      naaaaaah 💀

    • @alx_spencer5394
      @alx_spencer5394 Год назад +19

      Damn bro funny 😐😐

    • @reio4641
      @reio4641 Год назад

      ​@@alx_spencer5394relax LIBERALS it's called DARK HUMOR

  • @hado9053
    @hado9053 Год назад +214

    im shocked how fast ranton understood the architecture one

    • @samhampton6771
      @samhampton6771 Год назад

      He heard the word erection of course he got it

  • @demeter-the-great
    @demeter-the-great Год назад +407

    “I like my women like I like my glasses…. On my face.” I’m definitely stealing that.

    • @R3TR0J4N
      @R3TR0J4N Год назад +10

      ayt tru true

    • @dreamcrusher112
      @dreamcrusher112 Год назад +15

      do not steal it cringelord

    • @siroshcelot
      @siroshcelot Год назад

      you’re grandma is going to be so wet for you after you say that

    • @PawPawPandas
      @PawPawPandas Год назад +9

      please dont

    • @PersonaPrime
      @PersonaPrime Год назад +5

      Bro is max 15 years old if he thinks that's a good line

  • @miagi1337
    @miagi1337 Год назад +726

    For the weakness playing horror games, Rantoni has increased cringe resistance to maximum.

  • @islamshnol4015
    @islamshnol4015 Год назад +164

    You know when you watch scary videos and open the comments as a shield? same thing here but with cringe

    • @real_pewtato
      @real_pewtato Год назад +23

      I found your comment doing exactly that lmao

    • @FullAltOsu
      @FullAltOsu Год назад +3

      i literally had to pause 3 seconds in

    • @zb3485
      @zb3485 20 дней назад

      ahahhahaha

  • @lordsneed9418
    @lordsneed9418 Год назад +25

    "You are a testament to the ozone layer depleting because I can see the UV rays in your eyes " LOL this killed me from the start.

  • @nomprenom9337
    @nomprenom9337 Год назад +72

    You have to do a part 2 or something similar that was hilarious

  • @ish9679
    @ish9679 Год назад +41

    Why is the video shot in a 3.5/5 star hotel lobby lol

  • @russianoni2518
    @russianoni2518 Год назад +161

    As an indian and also a human being, we do not claim these people 💀💀💀

  • @ducknwater3016
    @ducknwater3016 Год назад +21

    I watched this video for the first time at my Uni. There was like 200 people or some shit in the area I was sitting. Everybody was silent and focused. I was crying trying to not laugh. I almost pissed my pants holding in my laugh.

    • @Pinakiprime910
      @Pinakiprime910 3 месяца назад

      thats more weirder than the pickup lines

  • @DeadDogInc
    @DeadDogInc Год назад +16

    I needed subtitles for like 90% of this lol

  • @ednoisedem
    @ednoisedem Год назад +24

    This was so unexpectedly fun and refreshing to watch. I had a blast and my day just start, yea!

  • @METAL-ADDICT
    @METAL-ADDICT 5 месяцев назад +5

    The amount of people who are willing to embarrass themselves on these shows BAFFLES me. 🤣

  • @ssjkaryuusennin
    @ssjkaryuusennin Год назад +40

    Rizz is on another level

  • @Dingus7696
    @Dingus7696 Год назад +152

    As an Indian, you, Ranton have a pass and to everyone watching, I apologize.

  • @porothashawarma2339
    @porothashawarma2339 Год назад +9

    I haven’t laughed like this in weeks man , thanks Rantwo 😂😂

  • @buzzthebuzzard5267
    @buzzthebuzzard5267 Год назад +14

    I thought I was immune to cringe, guess not.

  • @michaelka3071
    @michaelka3071 Год назад +14

    i bet vikkstar has felt a massive disturbance in the force when this video came out

  • @myrthpike3674
    @myrthpike3674 Год назад +17

    I could watch Ranton all day he is infinitely fun. Editor also THE greatest

  • @Marcello513
    @Marcello513 Год назад +10

    ngl no other youtube/streamer could have reactet that good to this. 12/10 made my evening

  • @omgwtfbbq3234
    @omgwtfbbq3234 4 месяца назад +3

    6:16 he went customer support on her ass

  • @seiji_senpai
    @seiji_senpai Год назад +15

    people hate on reaction but im grateful for this, because im not brave enough to tank the cringe on this type of vids, thank you Ranton for taking the hit

  • @abrokanfxr3388
    @abrokanfxr3388 11 месяцев назад +2

    as an indian i've never met such people ever ever, period!

  • @Konalius_Nee
    @Konalius_Nee Год назад +2

    1:34 i appreciate the detective conan soundeffect there.

  • @Le_Stadt
    @Le_Stadt Год назад +2

    The "oblivion conversation" killed me bruh! OMF! The video is over and im still laughing!

  • @nexus_stopit
    @nexus_stopit Год назад +10

    loved this video Rantoni please keep uploading stuff i beg u

  • @sticker4315
    @sticker4315 Год назад +5

    We ain't making it Outta bhilajpur with this one‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @sonintrepidus
    @sonintrepidus Год назад +9

    Apologies for my country men 😂 damn funny though

  • @gladwinj3389
    @gladwinj3389 Год назад +6

    It feels like I'm watching myself in the mirror 💀

  • @rikhmjustsomeguywithmousta4971
    @rikhmjustsomeguywithmousta4971 Год назад +2

    As an Indian born and raised in India, I don't claim these fellas

  • @snobhobbitmarx1767
    @snobhobbitmarx1767 Год назад +6

    Lol iam canceling my therapy sessions. Ranton cures Depressioni.

  • @klokslop6032
    @klokslop6032 Год назад +3

    As a Indian all the cringe you see online about India mostly consists of North Indians going "Halo my name is watar show bob vegena" stuff... South India is a wee bit more decent.

    • @YusifAgayev-ck1br
      @YusifAgayev-ck1br Месяц назад

      Bro, I feel like every conversation I have with an Indian online is either “North Indians are cringe and make us look bad” or “Pakistanis are cringe and make us look bad” 😂

  • @yupjuliansje
    @yupjuliansje 11 месяцев назад +1

    This was scarier then the kowloon video

  • @AryanKumar-jo1pz
    @AryanKumar-jo1pz Год назад +1

    1:19 editor really zoomed on Japan LMAO

  • @butternutboy346
    @butternutboy346 Год назад +4

    shoutout rantons sense of humor

  • @Gino_5550
    @Gino_5550 Год назад +188

    Giving India access to the internet is the worst idea since the invention of homework

    • @TheProfoundBean
      @TheProfoundBean Год назад +14

      There’s normal, then there’s India

    • @Rubenz343
      @Rubenz343 Год назад +65

      But on other hand they also help you with your homework on RUclips

    • @jeykritov5123
      @jeykritov5123 Год назад +5

      @@TheProfoundBean also china n russia

    • @thekingmeruem
      @thekingmeruem Год назад +20

      wdym ? indians with internet helped me more than any teacher , they are the goats

    • @parascytheplays2879
      @parascytheplays2879 Год назад +31

      *cuts to Americans doing the npc live stream on tiktok*

  • @knightforky
    @knightforky Год назад +2

    As an indian, we will pay for your therapy.

  • @apexgodvilia7333
    @apexgodvilia7333 Год назад +3

    A Chinese guy reacting to his foods 😂😂

  • @charzard1404
    @charzard1404 5 месяцев назад

    Swords and sandals reference near the end was peak

  • @kvjackal7980
    @kvjackal7980 Год назад +5

    More of this, father Rantoni pepperoni. 🛴🐬🌮

  • @quangpham6093
    @quangpham6093 Год назад +3

    There's an invisible line between Rizz and R@pist, and I'm telling you, these guys are on the wrong side of the line!

    • @TheRealBillix
      @TheRealBillix Год назад +1

      Someone needs to tell them about the line😄

  • @ludakriss9094
    @ludakriss9094 Год назад +4

    Anyone else feel like this video is equivalent to being dropped in the desert with a single playstation booth near you and nothing else around? What do I even do with this? :D

  • @surajpratap7218
    @surajpratap7218 Год назад +1

    as an indian, please go HAM on the Indian accent, rantoni.

  • @skye_music
    @skye_music Год назад +2

    4:03 He played Mafia 2 I see lmao

  • @MrEthos
    @MrEthos Год назад +2

    The Sidemen have been real quiet since this dropped...

  • @1InVader1
    @1InVader1 Год назад +2

    Girl, you know what they call me Apollo 11? Cuz I could land on your moon!

  • @farterboy
    @farterboy Год назад +1

    It's like they all have a speech jammer

  • @richiedeadsix
    @richiedeadsix Год назад +5

    Ranton as an Indian all I have to say is You Blaady

    • @truth6074
      @truth6074 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kirururik
    @kirururik Год назад +2

    honestly i think the good looking dudes could say whatever and still get picked

  • @astorazok
    @astorazok 11 дней назад

    Oh ddd so beautiful, haven't laughed harder and longer since forever

  • @krrishjaswal2530
    @krrishjaswal2530 Год назад +1

    Bunch of indians, imitating Western peolple

  • @customizablemilk353
    @customizablemilk353 3 месяца назад

    questionmarks in CHAT bro
    caught me offguard

  • @akashsoren1368
    @akashsoren1368 Год назад +1

    Man, Hats off to Rantwo. He managed to watch this all. I couldn't handle the cringe.

  • @boargod4511
    @boargod4511 3 месяца назад

    I haven´t laughed this much in years now.
    I could watch thousands of these xD

  • @DINO____
    @DINO____ Год назад +2

    This made me chortle

  • @shinobi8564
    @shinobi8564 Год назад +1

    3:00 Bro looks like the Yao Ming meme 😱💀

  • @xNephilimxXx
    @xNephilimxXx 11 месяцев назад

    I couldn't sleep and this literally made me laugh so much that it exhausted me 😂

  • @Alteronx
    @Alteronx Год назад +6

    Ima need Rans to bust out a whole series on cringe shit like this. It makes the days better

  • @MrGabrielmfs
    @MrGabrielmfs 10 месяцев назад

    Please do more videos like this!

  • @greeshmanair700
    @greeshmanair700 3 месяца назад

    I mean 90s Indian flirty lines Where much beautiful than genz

  • @Kickex
    @Kickex Год назад +1

    The intro being the outro... lol🤣🤣

  • @chin_chillin432
    @chin_chillin432 Год назад +2

    What they don't say "Ma'am can i see yor Vegana" to rizz up a girl?

  • @silberlung3440
    @silberlung3440 Год назад +4

    2:06 where is this clip from?

  • @Pxinkill
    @Pxinkill Год назад +12

    Rizz dirtier than the river ganges.

  • @riotman3579
    @riotman3579 Год назад +1

    Where do Indians get their confidence I could never 😂

  • @Mr.Potato23
    @Mr.Potato23 Год назад +1

    this reaction video is funnier than the original video

  • @NinjaRG9
    @NinjaRG9 4 месяца назад

    "THAT WAS FACKING CRIMINEL YEAS"

  • @J4o4s4e4p4h4
    @J4o4s4e4p4h4 4 месяца назад

    6:12 Bro had stroke mid sentence

  • @ssjkaryuusennin
    @ssjkaryuusennin Год назад +1

    4:52 I thought one of them will become creative and say they want to be her top because of the hands on it. I was sadly disappointed

  • @R3TR0J4N
    @R3TR0J4N Год назад

    7:18 **chuckles in danger**

  • @HoDoBoDo
    @HoDoBoDo Год назад

    The ending of this video got me for some reason 😭.

  • @Asine
    @Asine Год назад +1

    this was funny ashell make more of these types of videos

  • @Samrocky1
    @Samrocky1 Год назад +1

    Never had so much pain

  • @TheNordicHermit
    @TheNordicHermit 10 месяцев назад

    This video would make Ghandi want the British back.

  • @ManarKazi
    @ManarKazi Год назад

    This cured my depression

  • @slowking9058
    @slowking9058 Год назад +1

    people chill. This is supposed to be like sidemen tinder dating. Its supposed to be silly

  • @PowVlogs
    @PowVlogs Год назад

    diese videos so geil mit den ganzen memes hammer

  • @hawukk4866
    @hawukk4866 10 месяцев назад

    I love this, its so much better than the sidemen version

  • @Lilelac
    @Lilelac 3 месяца назад

    Whatever this is, its my favorite. Still painful and funny even on 3rd watch

  • @ScriptedSamurai
    @ScriptedSamurai 4 месяца назад

    Plot twist all the dudes swiped right run a train.

  • @anadventfollower1181
    @anadventfollower1181 Год назад

    This is what happens when you flush your splooge. Never again, I'll eat mine next time.

  • @atharv_2000
    @atharv_2000 2 месяца назад

    WE DON'T CLAIM THEM

  • @jacktandel204
    @jacktandel204 11 месяцев назад

    Your laugh is contagious bro😂😂

  • @intern_0
    @intern_0 Год назад +1

    as an indian.
    In principle it's very easy - get a critical mass of radioactive material, sit back and watch the runaway nuclear reaction go. But luckily for us it's the first part - getting the radioactive material - that is the biggest stumbling block.
    Earlier this week, Iran joined the growing list of countries suspected of developing nuclear weapons. On Monday the European Union said Iran's nuclear reactors could make the radioactive raw materials needed for a nuclear bomb and demanded weapons inspectors be allowed in.
    "You cannot make a nuclear bomb without fissile material," says Andrew Furlong, of the Institute of Chemical Engineers. And for an average thermonuclear device, the necessary material is plutonium or enriched uranium.
    Uranium, a naturally-occurring heavy metal, comes as uranium 238 or 235. Both are radioactive and will decay into other elements, given time, but only the latter can be forcibly split when neutrons are fired at it. This is the basis of a nuclear bomb.
    When an atom breaks apart, it gives out energy and more neutrons, which can then split other atoms. Get enough atoms splitting and you have the chain reaction needed for a bomb blast.
    But natural uranium overwhelmingly consists of the 238 isotope, which bounces back any neutrons striking it - useless then for a bomb. To make a bomb, natural uranium needs to be treated to concentrate the 235 isotope within it.
    And this is where the problems re ally begin. For every 25,000 tonnes of uranium ore, only 50 tonnes of metal are produced. Less than 1% of that is uranium 235. No standard extraction method will separate the two isotopes because they are chemically identical.
    Instead, the uranium is reacted with fluorine, heated until it becomes a gas and then decanted through several thousand fine porous barriers. This partially separates the uranium into two types. One is heavily uranium 235, and called "enriched" while the rest is the controversial "depleted" uranium used to make conventional weapons.
    To make a nuclear reactor, the uranium needs to be enriched so that 20% of it is uranium 235. For nuclear bombs, that figure needs to be nearer 80 or 90%. Get around 50kg of this enriched uranium - the critical mass - and you have a bomb. Any less and the chain reaction would not cause an explosion.
    You could use plutonium instead. According to Keith Barnham, a physicist at Imperial College, this is the preferred material because it makes much lighter weapons that can be mounted on to missiles.
    Plutonium is produced as a by-product in nuclear reactors and only around 10kg is needed for a bomb. An average power plant needs about a year to produce enough and expensive reprocessing facilities are required to extract the plutonium from the fuel.
    With the basic material, life gets easier. The bomb will explode once the critical mass of uranium or plutonium is brought together. So, to begin with, and to make sure that it doesn't explode in the hands of its owners, the bomb needs to keep the metal separated into two or more parts. When the weapon is in place and ready to go off, these sub-critical masses need only be thrown together - and this can be done with conventional explosives.
    The chain reaction, explosion and familiar mushroom cloud then take care of themselves.

  • @ggeianeiss8925
    @ggeianeiss8925 Год назад +3

    This is bout to be good😂

  • @DisisSid001
    @DisisSid001 Год назад +1

    However cringe this may be, it slaps just as hard as the actual one.

  • @abhaybhardwaj285
    @abhaybhardwaj285 Год назад +1

    It is not rizz, just a diss on Rizz

  • @PAXperMortem
    @PAXperMortem Год назад

    Ngl, I was taking some notes throughout the whole thing😅

  • @gandhichoron1365
    @gandhichoron1365 Год назад

    Those Indian boys from the video were found floating down the Brahmaputra river when they were babies.

  • @RobertHighwind
    @RobertHighwind Год назад +4

    Bro no exaggeration I cried laughing watching your reaction to this. Plz react to the whole thing.

  • @Konalius_Nee
    @Konalius_Nee Год назад +8

    R u refrigerator ?

  • @ababa9668
    @ababa9668 Год назад

    dawg you just pointed to japan 😆1:19

  • @imJustAan
    @imJustAan 11 месяцев назад

    I give you The Pass! Dude is funny 😂

  • @khareckless6769
    @khareckless6769 Год назад

    the physical pain I felt was insane🔥🔥

  • @OldOn3Eye
    @OldOn3Eye Год назад +3

    What is that FAAHHHHHRRR FAAAAAAAAAHR!!! meme called?

  • @Mr.Coffee576
    @Mr.Coffee576 Год назад +4

    These Indian pick up lines feel likes less about impressing the girl and more about impressing the audience about how creative they are.😂