I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play dieluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa." I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world sorry it was obligatory
GUOBA!! 👹👹👹
it's GÙØB-
Yogurt can give you radishes to go with your fried shushi
Or can summon multiple nahida’s to assist you
All roads lead back to Xiangling
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play dieluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling.
She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa."
I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world
sorry it was obligatory
@@Cheddar-Frog😦
@@Cheddar-Frog😟
@@Cheddar-Frog I have yet to find someone that copies and pastes this copypasta spell "Guoba" correctly.
@@PeruvianPotato GOUBA lmao I just grabbed the first thing off of google search
you know what guoba is literally a famous snack in china made of rice and soy beans😂
Bro isn’t simping for once in this vid lol😂😅 (this is a joke don’t attack me pls)
Nah I'm sure he feels a lil something towards guoba
Bro is so focused on simping that he forgot how to count correctly
Yeji, let me take your demons
As someone, who start main Xiangling, I love GUOBA👹👹👹 too, he's cutie patootie who helps me kill my enemies❤
Also, how is nobody realized that he missed number four
He always cuts the 4, no surprise there
Typical yeji behaviot
GUOOBAAGH
Yeji being tame for once
One of Yeji's demon is Xiangling
Yeji gave his demons a break 😂
Bro sounded like a hilichurl
Number four rn :😢😞😔
He held his demons back, yippee. But now his hunger has been released.
Does anyone here want to join me in co-op
OPPA
Bro forgot paimon, she's the best ingredient for making food
And numer one..😇 GUOBA💥💥💥💥
Dang exorcism is working, you have found Jesus? Or am I better getting ready….
with Pers (freminets penguin) you can kill anyone you hate
GuobAaahaAaH
Your my favourite companion in genshin impact yeji my little pookie bear
4. *The Edible Pixel Fairy*
Is no one gonna talk about there is no 4th one💀
Where is no. 4...??
WHO IS NUMBER 4 YOU SKIPPED FOURRRR GRRRR
Yeji is the cutest companion in genshin impact :3
He can turn turn Ushi into Sushi
Ushi is a cutie patootie don't eat him😢
Lets learn how to count backwards:
5, 3, 2, 1
GUABA
And you know the cutest more?
You😊😋😏
Brotha what 😭💀
GœUbA!👹
Where’s #4
Not only he can cook, but most importantly he's hot-
Flirting with the youtuber? 🫦
@@ana.alliterative.
Maybe yes maybe not, your pick.
Did u miss 4?
Uruguay
Naa ushi got violated in this video
type shit
U forgot no. 4
As always
he ALWAYS misses number 4, its just his thing now
🫵