Genshin impact's guards are bad at their jobs

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  • @Beerevity
    @Beerevity  3 месяца назад +394

    Who do you think is the worst guard in Teyvat?

    • @breebiebreeb
      @breebiebreeb 3 месяца назад +104

      Not the worst, but Sleepy is definitely up there

    • @lalalalaaAa123
      @lalalalaaAa123 3 месяца назад +166

      The Watatsumi Island guard that is mentioned later by Scaramouche as being a spy for the Fatui Harbingers 😂

    • @breebiebreeb
      @breebiebreeb 3 месяца назад

      @@lalalalaaAa123 YEAHHHH DRAG HIM 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @Beerevity
      @Beerevity  3 месяца назад +95

      @@lalalalaaAa123 Nathan!😡

    • @unserkatzenland8884
      @unserkatzenland8884 3 месяца назад +81

      I think Mondstadt guards should be given a small pass, since 2/3rd of the guards are doing the Northern Expedition with the (actual) Grand Master. Making Acting Grand Master Jean having a severve manpower shortage as mentioned in vid

  • @yujin.desuuuu
    @yujin.desuuuu 3 месяца назад +514

    8:13 if you haven't visited chasm for the first time yet. The guards will stop you at the entrance

    • @matissimoj1190
      @matissimoj1190 3 месяца назад +68

      Yeah, came to the comments to see if someone said it. It's sad that your comment is so low down there, it should be higher!

    • @osmanthuswine5336
      @osmanthuswine5336 2 месяца назад +22

      +they allow you to go in because, well, you’re the traveler and all

  • @justpassingby_57
    @justpassingby_57 3 месяца назад +684

    You should have also inspected Melusines as guards! They are an important part of Fontaine security as well :)

    • @trabalhodeformiguinha2195
      @trabalhodeformiguinha2195 3 месяца назад +29

      yah, thats true

    • @dina_solaire
      @dina_solaire 3 месяца назад +63

      Trueee every melusine at the court and harbors are a part of the police

    • @CARCATGames
      @CARCATGames 3 месяца назад +98

      True, the Melusine guards are also capable of patrolling underwater which makes them a massive help in Fontaine.

    • @arghyaprotimhalder5592
      @arghyaprotimhalder5592 3 месяца назад +58

      They are beautiful creatures too .

    • @CARCATGames
      @CARCATGames 3 месяца назад +68

      @@arghyaprotimhalder5592 The pride of Fontaine one could say.

  • @rannettw
    @rannettw 3 месяца назад +861

    I think Lumine change professions faster than finding her brother...

    • @Sylvie-th
      @Sylvie-th 3 месяца назад +78

      Well how is she supposed to find her brother? They can meet on job once lumine finds the job Aether’s working at

    • @uniprincessworld4213
      @uniprincessworld4213 3 месяца назад

      Obviously doing safety inspection is more important than finding her twink brother

    • @maingrader4434
      @maingrader4434 3 месяца назад +41

      Well the mora aint gonna grow on trees....oh wait it does grow on trees just needs some resin

    • @arghyaprotimhalder5592
      @arghyaprotimhalder5592 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Sylvie-thshe won't like to join the job aether in it cuz if she get to know about him being a pimp for the sake of God lumine slsy her brother

  • @zack-the-storm-qn506
    @zack-the-storm-qn506 3 месяца назад +256

    "How does one expedition take every single horse?"
    Little you know, but Varka is SO based and buffed that he alone requires several horses and they wearing out very fast

    • @tonytruong861
      @tonytruong861 3 месяца назад +24

      Makes sense actually. IRL knights would not traverse with their battle mounts in fear of wearing them down, which is why they travel with a dozen or so spare horses while marching.

  • @Ilit015
    @Ilit015 3 месяца назад +252

    I guess that in Sumeru, Forest Rangers would also count as guards of sort? They're making sure people in the forest are safe

  • @Erbreta
    @Erbreta 3 месяца назад +379

    I think lumine should be a health inspector, seeing the various restaurants of teyvat and how well they follow the health standards and of course how delicious the food there.
    Maybe the guards are not at their top shape because the restaurants in teyvat gives them a bad stomach ache.

    • @OyVeey
      @OyVeey 3 месяца назад +40

      Frankly, I don't know how any restaurant manages to stay in business in Teyvat. They mostly seem to sell their own recipes and raw ingredients.

    • @PastelPaw
      @PastelPaw 3 месяца назад +12

      @@OyVeey And one restaurant we literally have to teach a recipe to

    • @Commietaku
      @Commietaku 3 месяца назад +10

      Well, restaurants are there for when you don't want the hassle of cooking your own food, so the restaurant shouldn't be affected too much by selling recipes and ingredients. There are actually some restaurants in real life that sell cookbooks, and there are also real life restaurant-delis, restaurants inside supermarkets, and market stalls that sell both raw ingredients and prepared food. Most restaurants in Teyvat are street food places that only sell a few dishes (even if they canonically serve more). Selling ingredients and recipes diversifies their business.

    • @beashemmad.sayson545
      @beashemmad.sayson545 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Commietakufeels like a carinderia fr

  • @kimarimoi
    @kimarimoi 3 месяца назад +89

    4:51 Teyvat Travel Guide explains that Echo's "condition" was caused by one of Alice's potions. Probably needs medical leave until someone can contact the Hexenzirkel...

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 2 месяца назад

      You contact those witches when you want to die or are about to die, no other time

  • @Littlegreenwitchcandles
    @Littlegreenwitchcandles 3 месяца назад +152

    The reason mondstadt has so little knights/ guards are because Varka, the real head knight, took 80% of them on a expedition. He Cleary left the worst ones [and a few good ones] behind. lol 😂

    • @Commietaku
      @Commietaku 3 месяца назад +4

      Mondstadt has a ton of knights/guards in the city compared to the population though. They could spread some of them out on trade routes.

    • @kaiseremotion854
      @kaiseremotion854 3 месяца назад +8

      @@Commietaku mondstadt only really has 2 trade routes, and one of them is right at the city. I think Diluc also vetos any guards from being stationed near his territory which makes it harder.

    • @pontusborg7642
      @pontusborg7642 4 дня назад

      @@kaiseremotion854 No wonder Mondstadts only export is Alchohol, Diluc is the owner of the biggest (and probably only Winery) in Teyvat.

  • @eisflamme2438
    @eisflamme2438 3 месяца назад +64

    I really like this "Teyvat every day life examined" series.
    "Do the streets make sense?"
    "Are the buildings up to code?"
    "Do guards do ther job right?"

  • @abdusubasa9461
    @abdusubasa9461 3 месяца назад +137

    They have their guard down smh

  • @alfredxsiv
    @alfredxsiv 3 месяца назад +36

    8:15 it's worth mentioning here that the first time you will go through here, you can actually trigger a world quest (or part of a world quest, i don't exactly remember) where the guard will stop you from entering

  • @k1ngv4mp
    @k1ngv4mp 3 месяца назад +42

    I love this type of content, Genshins biggest cc are literally just doing “what I got with 1000+ wishes” videos and there is literally no creativity involved, so I really appreciate these type of videos🥰‼️

  • @an_is_cool
    @an_is_cool 3 месяца назад +90

    Should review architecture next, can think of a few spots in the cities that need handrails. I’d definitely fall over the edge as an NPC

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 2 месяца назад +2

      Some places just need more housing, only mondstsdt really has enough houses to make it feel lived in

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 2 месяца назад +1

      Some of the slopes in Sumeru City are so ridiculously steep too lmao

  • @Pikatwig16
    @Pikatwig16 3 месяца назад +23

    One remark about Inazuma's guards, during the point in the Archon Quest where you're supposed to be getting training from Yae Miko, if the guards in the main city spot the Traveler, they realize who you are and attempt to capture you. The screen fades to black and the Traveler respawns elsewhere. So... yeah. Good at their job.

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 2 месяца назад

      That actually happens at any point after you rescue thoma, though I don't know if it's every guard

    • @zelkovas
      @zelkovas 2 месяца назад

      @@isdrakon9802 If I recall correctly (as it's been years since I did that mission), it's only the guards near the Police Station and the Tenshukaku.

  • @KB_Skykid
    @KB_Skykid 3 месяца назад +29

    The shrines of depths are more secure than all of the guards in Teyvat combined

  • @hana-772
    @hana-772 3 месяца назад +9

    the kamisato state probably has fewer guards because ayato has a whole ninja squad working in the shadows

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes. He's more about soft power and intelligence.

  • @koi_fish2718
    @koi_fish2718 2 месяца назад +5

    10:45 the kamisato clan also have the shumatsuban which are highly trained ninjas so i guess it makes sense they have fewer (visible) guards

  • @Aibadenshi
    @Aibadenshi 3 месяца назад +8

    Remember Folk: The knight was so bad at their job there a literally specific line telling them to not ask for help from Noelle.

  • @latioshunter
    @latioshunter 3 месяца назад +10

    The guards actually do stop you if you're trying to enter the chasm! There actually is a cutscene dedicated to it. Tho, they quickly dismiss us due to us being commissioned to be there.

  • @maestrosyrex
    @maestrosyrex 3 месяца назад +26

    Hey it's Beerevity, that channel that posts the randomest things, but is also where i learn a lot from the game i've been playing for almost 4 years.

  • @sarahp6512
    @sarahp6512 3 месяца назад +19

    Genshin challenge videos are great, but they're a dime a dozen. I haven't seen anyone else make genshin content like this, and I love it!! Keep it up :D

  • @justviniana
    @justviniana 3 месяца назад +4

    Well Sumeru does have the Matra which are kinda like a secret police but we don’t see them that often

  • @MlopryXD
    @MlopryXD 3 месяца назад +13

    Ngl I don't play even play this game, but your videos showed up in my recommended somehow, and they're too interesting to not subscribe for.

    • @MlopryXD
      @MlopryXD 3 месяца назад +1

      Never mind that; I downloaded the game. It's pretty fun.

    • @Felipe-kv8qd
      @Felipe-kv8qd 2 месяца назад +5

      @@MlopryXD make sure not to play too much so you don't get burnout!
      Have fun my guy.

  • @Meadowy
    @Meadowy 3 месяца назад +15

    That's such a resinless activity and I'm here for it

    • @judeffr
      @judeffr 2 месяца назад

      Why do people keep saying this?

    • @Meadowy
      @Meadowy 2 месяца назад +1

      @@judeffr because thats somethings you do out of boredom, when you did everything there is to do on the day, e. g. dailies and spent all your resin

  • @kaiseremotion854
    @kaiseremotion854 3 месяца назад +3

    it makes sense for Liyue to have the most and best, its surrounded by the most nations, is rich, and has the chasm as a key area for guarding.

  • @whiteender4962
    @whiteender4962 3 месяца назад +10

    I really like your content of overlooked details in Genshin

  • @brokensoul7185
    @brokensoul7185 3 месяца назад +5

    this the most resinless contntent ive ever seen. I LOVE IT!

  • @muniiiii14
    @muniiiii14 3 месяца назад +1

    The Chasm guards stop you at first when trying to enter, but Tie Hong recognizes you as the hero of Liyue and gives his word, as he was saved by you while he was guarding the Jade Chamber

  • @kingalex105x7
    @kingalex105x7 2 месяца назад +1

    I like that you do can do this and each guard actually does give you information on what they do

  • @fisahvery
    @fisahvery 3 месяца назад +8

    We learn more everyday by each Beerevity video (and lumine)

  • @CARCATGames
    @CARCATGames 3 месяца назад +1

    The Chasm guards do stop you from entering before you've done the quest, so they are doing their job...unless you sneak around them but hey.

  • @sensennsen
    @sensennsen 3 месяца назад +1

    Speaking of guards, there's a fun fact why the Eremites cover their eyes, well, actually two, one is to protect their vision against the heavy storms in the desert, and second is to signify that they are special case of escorts.

  • @dexterkronos
    @dexterkronos 3 месяца назад +2

    Wake up babe, Beerevity content just dropped.
    On topic though; I really hope we get a Silvermane Guard type of force in Shneznyha (can't spell) to make up for all these slackers 🙃

  • @zhadasar
    @zhadasar 2 месяца назад +1

    My 'Murican ear heard this as "Genshin Impact's gods are bad at their jobs". Totally should do a vid rating Teyvat's archons.

  • @czajnik7060
    @czajnik7060 3 месяца назад +2

    Huffmann: being a literal alchoholic and pain in Mika's ass
    Beerevity: 1:41

  • @idkwhatimdoing5268
    @idkwhatimdoing5268 3 месяца назад +17

    20 seconds ago? I feel like a stalker >.

  • @meghanwood3354
    @meghanwood3354 3 месяца назад +2

    fun fact about huffman is that he's Mika's older brother!

  • @chigo999
    @chigo999 3 месяца назад +5

    can i just say your voice and accent is so soothing to listen to! It reminds me of narrators for kiddy shows I watched when I was much younger

  • @lamorthonyfairyfriend4082
    @lamorthonyfairyfriend4082 3 месяца назад +6

    Melusine in police uniforms are in fact patrolling. Do you count that as guarding or not?

  • @iAstra
    @iAstra 2 месяца назад +1

    2:29 Otto is a terrible guard. Not only does Barbara's stalker Albert show up frequently, but the traveller and Venti talk about stealing the lyre and run right past him without reacting at all

  • @chibijennie4564
    @chibijennie4564 3 месяца назад +4

    Oh my god the editing is so engaging and fun i cant believe youve improved so much🥰🥰

  • @annethartholt9509
    @annethartholt9509 3 месяца назад +3

    Your channel answers questions I didn't need answers to till you asks them

  • @changthe10th84
    @changthe10th84 3 месяца назад +1

    I love this content. Good on you for being original. Loved your roads vid, too
    Have you done an occupational health & safety review of locations in Teyvat? (especially workplaces, obviously). I mean, there are *so* many places with improper railings, no signage, poor lighting, massive falling hazards... the Khaenri'ah locations have literally molten metal that's just pouring out of some places, elevators have poor safety features, literally none of the ships have life jackets, there are loads of kids just wandering around (have you ever seen a kid in school or under *any* kind of adult supervision?)...

  • @CurtisCreates
    @CurtisCreates 3 месяца назад +1

    The continued use of the Scare Island soundtrack in your videos brings me joy

  • @Drud
    @Drud 3 месяца назад +1

    Help, the boar at 2:49 killed me 😂

  • @failbird105
    @failbird105 Месяц назад +1

    This blatant refusal to count the members of the Marechausse Phantom among Fontaine's guard is a clear sign of disrespect and discrimination.
    As an Inspector Inspector, those are severe infractions that *will* be counted against you.

  • @skyden4637
    @skyden4637 3 месяца назад +1

    Idea: Inspect how effective, safe, and overall architecturally smart the important buildings of each nation are. (Each one could have about three buildings)
    For example: Favonius Church, Knight of Favonius Headquarters, Dawn Winery, Northland Bank, Jade Chamber, etc.

  • @robertrenato
    @robertrenato 2 месяца назад +1

    Melusines are best guards. They just disarm You with wholesome cuteness:>

  • @Tomioka-Giyuu916
    @Tomioka-Giyuu916 3 месяца назад

    Honestly at the end when Zhongly was talking I kinda expected "Osmanthus Wine"

  • @shin-chan1207
    @shin-chan1207 3 месяца назад +1

    The melusines are also part of the Fountain guard.

  • @dmitryvolovich4357
    @dmitryvolovich4357 3 месяца назад +1

    0:21 is that an HSR trash can? Love it!

  • @columbinadamselettefan
    @columbinadamselettefan 3 месяца назад +1

    4:20 I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR HIS NAME😭😭

  • @arin971
    @arin971 2 месяца назад

    Then there's guards in wuthering waves literally patrolling and killing monsters when they run into them

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 3 месяца назад +1

    If you think the Yashiro commission has the least amount of guards/security, then I guess that means the Shuumatsuban is doing their job properly

  • @AliceAscher
    @AliceAscher 3 месяца назад +1

    yaaay new video! :D You are legit my favourite genshin content creator. There's smth abt the silliness n the roleplay aspect of these that reminds me of how I used to play mmorpgs when I was little. I love how they are taken seriously too, a respectable inspector indeed!
    .. Also the impeccable comedic timing of 3:00

  • @Cryptideer
    @Cryptideer 3 месяца назад +3

    Kinda weird that you skipped all the Melusine guards, they're all over the place in Fountaine

  • @ginbutnottonic
    @ginbutnottonic 3 месяца назад

    Without knowing anything about this channel, I can already tell by this vid alone that this is an AR60 behavior vid right here

  • @DragonTyer
    @DragonTyer 3 месяца назад +1

    1:27 also put ihm in Jail cuz he watching the Flower Girl

  • @Drud
    @Drud 3 месяца назад

    Nah 3:30 Your point scoring for Godwin was actually very personal 😂

  • @CharlieHuang
    @CharlieHuang 3 месяца назад +2

    I thought I spoke to all the guards and NPCs. Apparently not...

  • @kahuna_44
    @kahuna_44 3 месяца назад +1

    melusines count as guards so theres definitely more guards in fontaine

  • @vivipettiss5832
    @vivipettiss5832 3 месяца назад

    THANK YOU FOR FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGING XIANGMING THAT POOR GUY-

  • @WackyChu
    @WackyChu 2 месяца назад

    Has anyone noticed there’s literally like 4 gaurds you can talk to in Court of Fontaine? I thought it was weird they added so little in Fontaine compared to other nations.

  • @fayflurina3382
    @fayflurina3382 3 месяца назад +1

    this is the kind of genshin content i want to see

  • @lagrangewei
    @lagrangewei 3 месяца назад

    a big chunk of all military is in logistic. think about it, no food, no ammo = dead army...
    what an army can do, how far it can march, all depend on how good it logistic crew is.
    hence the saying "amateurs talk strategy, professionals talk logistics"(Bradley).

  • @du.ckie_
    @du.ckie_ 3 месяца назад +1

    3:39 fun fact: his name literally means ‘giant’

  • @noxmoonstone
    @noxmoonstone 3 месяца назад

    btw, mond, liyue and inazuman guards are fine, but we still could sneak past them in the facility brimmed with knights, and both cities with guards on every corner lmao

  • @amaya9463
    @amaya9463 3 месяца назад +2

    wake up babe beerevity just posted a new vid

  • @SaraAson
    @SaraAson 2 месяца назад

    I think Diluc doesn't allow the knights at the winery for personal reasons and Diluc himself used to be a knight of Favonius that Jean looked up to so I think she's leaving winery security to him.
    The Akademiya does have the Matra which I think would count as a safety department? But you don't get to see them going around and being general public protection so I don't really know how they could be part of the scoring... Might have to bring the mercenary issues up with Cyno tho
    The other harbor in Fontaine (the first one that we got when Fontaine first came out) does have Baugette and she is the most hard working guard, but she might need a partner who can keep up with her better he does take good care of her tho

  • @Spotsvannia
    @Spotsvannia 3 месяца назад

    Beerevity is out here doing the work of a true archon. Making sure our roads are checked over, evaluating guards, and even looking into housing infrastructure!

  • @ChiccenTori
    @ChiccenTori 3 месяца назад +1

    you forgot a type of guard I think you need to rate them since there's a lot of them. Ruin guards, while thye are posted up everywhere they are pretty violent so it doesn't make you feel safe

  • @YourRyeBread
    @YourRyeBread Месяц назад

    if you're interested in doing more like this and enjoy the LoZ games I'd love to know more about their security per village/town and how their trade routes work :)

  • @someoneshiny
    @someoneshiny 3 месяца назад +1

    in fontaine's defense, you didn't inspect the melusine guards! they're a pretty big part of the defense as far as i'm aware.

  • @childhood9643
    @childhood9643 Месяц назад

    I think the Melusine's should have counted for Fontaine since they're guarding the city as well.

  • @rayo_reina
    @rayo_reina 3 месяца назад +1

    I love your vids cuz im also grassless and have little questions like these pop up sometimes

  • @Zelof426
    @Zelof426 3 месяца назад

    I love the Any Austin vibes from these videos, the world can always use more like this

  • @gmoney9469
    @gmoney9469 2 месяца назад

    I wonder if someone at Hoyoverse has a crippling fear of horses. 🤔

  • @madladdie7069
    @madladdie7069 3 месяца назад +1

    Do the Chasm guards not stop you at first? The Traveler is on the Chasm whitelist after all the work they put in as part of the Chasm Exploration Team so it makes sense for them to know you're allowed in there.

  • @Bigslam1993
    @Bigslam1993 3 месяца назад

    Well thats what you get for giving the rule of a nation to University

  • @Lazy_Teea
    @Lazy_Teea 3 месяца назад

    Good guards are ones that actually fight the monsters and not walk around or stay in the city, unfortunately this skill has not been discovered

  • @TheVermilliaFamily
    @TheVermilliaFamily 3 месяца назад

    Also if that one guard is not on the clock, he still shouldn't be drinking because he has a WHOLE SWORD on his hip!

  • @zuzurimeows
    @zuzurimeows 3 месяца назад +1

    The mahamatras are also the guards for sumeru

  • @hierarchlaurence
    @hierarchlaurence 3 месяца назад +1

    Isn't it on Kamisato Estate they have 4 guards only cuz their owners are killing machines

  • @ninny_alt
    @ninny_alt 3 месяца назад

    everytime youtube user beerevity posts i giggle and kick my feet in the air and twirl my hair

  • @oszech3764
    @oszech3764 3 месяца назад

    The dog is my president I mean the best guard

  • @dwayneagawin1160
    @dwayneagawin1160 3 месяца назад

    im just thinking the aranara are the actual guards and protect them from animals and hilichurls etc thats why u mostly only see mushrooms cos there plants wich the aranaras dont care about or are friends with

  • @nottiforyou
    @nottiforyou Месяц назад

    I love your contents.Please don't die.

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 3 месяца назад +1

    I think you skipped the Kujou camp near the Mikage furnace

  • @Liora-layena
    @Liora-layena 3 месяца назад

    Oh I just love your unique and entertaining videos! Please keep up the great work

  • @dominicjannazo7144
    @dominicjannazo7144 3 месяца назад

    I love the guys guarding 9the people from) the Raiden Shogun, they are some great world details.

  • @zachredd845
    @zachredd845 3 месяца назад

    At least they're not as Reckless like Pallad

  • @shimmeringsound112
    @shimmeringsound112 2 месяца назад

    This is fantastic! What do you think of the guards at the Fortress of Meropide?

  • @dropmelon
    @dropmelon 3 месяца назад +1

    I wonder how different your conclusion would be if you included the melusine guards?

  • @Seami-bz6bt
    @Seami-bz6bt 3 месяца назад

    Aren't the mattress kinda like guards in summer too? Or are they just police that punishes prior that already broke the law?
    I genuinely have no idea, Sumeru's guard situation is just confusing to say the least

  • @alunsinus_prime
    @alunsinus_prime 3 месяца назад

    9:35 I think Ebina here is just close with Kageyama, not a creep.

  • @DanAle007
    @DanAle007 2 месяца назад +2

    And the melusine guards??? So disappointed of you inspector. Melusines are an important force who patrol and for Neuvillette.

  • @lachucholayil
    @lachucholayil 3 месяца назад

    I love these inspections omgg

  • @shahriarchowdhury7871
    @shahriarchowdhury7871 3 месяца назад

    Fontaine doesn't need that many guards, they have Navia and her cannons duh

  • @cnarfrat1911
    @cnarfrat1911 3 месяца назад

    Your vids help me sleep a lot