Have I Got News For You - Boris Johnson

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2009
  • Series 18 Episode 7, broadcast on 3rd December 1999.
    Poor old Bojo gets picked on by Angus and the other panelists.
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  • @craigyoung2261
    @craigyoung2261 4 года назад +283

    I come from the future! ...and have I got news for you!

    • @SubsWithoutAnyVideos-wn1wp
      @SubsWithoutAnyVideos-wn1wp 3 года назад +4

      Oh bollocks

    • @Ozymandias1
      @Ozymandias1 3 года назад +8

      Then tell me future boy, who is Prime Minister of Britain in 2020? Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson the Have I Got News For You guy? Then who is Deputy PM? Paul Merton?

    • @willng1256
      @willng1256 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @jack-dy7cx
      @jack-dy7cx 3 года назад

      I've got even more news for you

    • @Honest_and_Brutal
      @Honest_and_Brutal 2 года назад +1

      The Great Reset is our living nightmare.

  • @terrybrome724
    @terrybrome724 10 лет назад +616

    Boris reminds me of someone's teen age nephew who has gotten stoned and then showed up to a family function, where he gets teased, and is too high to cope with it.

    • @hvern0n
      @hvern0n 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @anigah
      @anigah 4 года назад +1

      That's the UK PM you are talking about-- I suppose for another few hours at least.... unless of course he gets reelected. I bet you never thought he'd be the PM eh?

    • @anigah
      @anigah 4 года назад +2

      @@itwaswalpole no I did not. I'm sure they stole the election or had the sewer people voting for him

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 года назад +1

      Atom Man no he probably won the election fairly. It was Brexit that won him the election, I think.

    • @MsRichycon
      @MsRichycon 4 года назад

      @@anigah the public gets what the public want

  • @norepetitivebeats
    @norepetitivebeats 4 года назад +245

    He probably knew he was going to be PM even back then.

  • @volante8657
    @volante8657 9 лет назад +272

    "That's not fair, you are turning Boris into a figure of fun"

    • @bradoslav36
      @bradoslav36 7 лет назад +11

      Alex Wright what? A figure of thumb doesn't make sense

    • @harveysmith100
      @harveysmith100 6 лет назад +5

      One of Merton's greatest lines, and he has had some good ones.

    • @lynby6231
      @lynby6231 Год назад

      Nothing funny about this prick

  • @mollziki
    @mollziki 13 лет назад +249

    I love the way Boris keeps going "oh no, oh no"

  • @Forcystus85
    @Forcystus85 5 лет назад +120

    It's quite remarkable that Boris is on the show and yet he's not the silliest haircut on the panel.
    *looks at Paul*

  • @davidsanderson2960
    @davidsanderson2960 9 лет назад +292

    Paul Merton's hair is far worse than Boris's

  • @travelingmerchant2401
    @travelingmerchant2401 3 года назад +202

    Keep bullying me and one day I’ll have you in tiers

  • @callum4387
    @callum4387 4 года назад +73

    20 years later and he is the PM

    • @squiiddii
      @squiiddii 4 года назад +5

      proper weird

    • @BattlestarDamocles
      @BattlestarDamocles 3 года назад +5

      @@squiiddii Could have been worse, could have been Commissar Corbynov.

    • @elliott257
      @elliott257 3 года назад +2

      @@BattlestarDamocles boris is the one involved with the Russians

    • @CS-zn6pp
      @CS-zn6pp 3 года назад +2

      @@elliott257 the secret thing is that the Russians are connected to both of them....🤫

    • @baztiger
      @baztiger Год назад

      Political jokes! They end up getting elected..

  • @AlifNurfakhri
    @AlifNurfakhri 5 лет назад +174

    "Sunk without trace" some years later: Prime Minister 😂

    • @pranky4
      @pranky4 5 лет назад +2

      Not yet

    • @BodybuildingSteve
      @BodybuildingSteve 5 лет назад +8

      @@pranky4 theres no chance he will lose despite the media doing everything in there power to make him look as bad as possible he will still win

    • @eaeaeaeaeaeae4907
      @eaeaeaeaeaeae4907 5 лет назад

      @@pranky4 yet

    • @downtowngames4631
      @downtowngames4631 5 лет назад +6

      Ow he is prime minister the left can suck it

    • @Virolaxion
      @Virolaxion 5 лет назад +6

      @@downtowngames4631 we're all gonna suck it cause he's in charge

  • @Nilaikx
    @Nilaikx 4 года назад +28

    ''You're turning Boris into a figure of fun''
    They had no idea that was his endgame

  • @williamgrayson1714
    @williamgrayson1714 9 лет назад +71

    I think we've found the voice for the Churchill dog adverts: Boris Johnson

    • @hakc97again
      @hakc97again 8 лет назад +3

      The joke's clearly gone over your head

  • @drtreg
    @drtreg 4 года назад +27

    HIGNFY contributed to the creation of Boris the celebrity PM. Well done Ian.

  • @gavinpowers1217
    @gavinpowers1217 3 года назад +7

    well, you can't say we weren't warned!

  • @michael6255
    @michael6255 4 года назад +79

    “Sunk without trace”
    Angus Daeytons career ended 3 years later and now Boris is the 3rd most powerful man in the world.

    • @digitaldale
      @digitaldale 4 года назад

      The irony eh?

    • @apacheslim
      @apacheslim 4 года назад +6

      It was a joke

    • @archvaldor
      @archvaldor 4 года назад +13

      "and now Boris is the 3rd most powerful man in the world." Boris is not even the most powerful man in Britain, Cummings is.

    • @michael6255
      @michael6255 4 года назад +7

      Archvaldor's Warcraft Hacks Boris Johnson is the head of government and could sack cummings in 30
      seconds.

    • @michael6255
      @michael6255 4 года назад

      rxp56 Trump, Xi Jingping and Boris.

  • @grahamhaspassedaway4580
    @grahamhaspassedaway4580 4 года назад +65

    This was smart by Boris. It was obvious that Hislop and Merton hated him, but he had the guts to go sit beside them over and over and take the ribbing. Stuff like this put him into the public eye far more than most of his peers, giving him name recognition that would serve him very well down the line.

    • @fmjs5146
      @fmjs5146 3 года назад

      Absolutely true.

    • @CH-xq6if
      @CH-xq6if 2 года назад +4

      @@fmjs5146 lots of politicians do this shoW, there's a good chance your past or present local MP has

    • @willowmonkeyballs
      @willowmonkeyballs 2 года назад +2

      I don’t think they hated him

    • @MegaHariboboy
      @MegaHariboboy 2 года назад +1

      That's not really true though. Boris was by far one of the most eccentric politicians at that point, seen as a big blunder oaf that didn't cause any harm. He had name recognition regardless due to that - there are PLENTY of MPs that appear on HIGNFY that no one has heard of or can remember. That's the reason why he was able to climb the political ladder so well - because he had that personality and people didn't actually take him to be a serious political threat.

    • @overman2306
      @overman2306 2 года назад +3

      @@MegaHariboboy He wasn't a politician yet. This was filmed in 1999. He became a politician in 2001.

  • @johntaylor1720
    @johntaylor1720 2 года назад +20

    This is where Johnson belongs , and definitely not in politics

  • @JimboRustles
    @JimboRustles 5 лет назад +50

    He's barely aged in 20 years.

    • @vooveks
      @vooveks 5 лет назад +21

      Yeah, he's looked like a 50 year old school boy since about 1990.

  • @segsways5339
    @segsways5339 3 года назад +9

    Boris has a remarkable resemblence to the uk prime-minister of now, 🤔 ...no couldn't be a quizz show contestant, next we'll be seeing a quizzshow host as President of usa!

  • @DavidCartmellDJCartmell
    @DavidCartmellDJCartmell 3 года назад +9

    Like him or loathe him for centuries Boris Johnson will be in the history books and HIGNFY will become an academic source how I wish to have a time machine to go a thousand years into the future and see what documentaries and dramatizations they'll make of him and re-enact this show lol!

  • @MegaFalloutman
    @MegaFalloutman 10 лет назад +14

    I love how Angus looks at the camera when Boris is being dumb he's like "i know right"

  • @Great_WesternTVFan
    @Great_WesternTVFan 4 года назад +11

    Boris: Breathes
    Audience: Laughs
    Boris: Exists
    Audience: Laughs
    Boris: Doesn't exist
    Audience: Silence

  • @Honest_and_Brutal
    @Honest_and_Brutal 2 года назад +6

    Now look at the state of him. It was all an illusion and we were duped. Evil in disguise.

  • @bazyan1
    @bazyan1 14 лет назад +25

    no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

  • @legomaniac856
    @legomaniac856 3 года назад +9

    It's kind of weird seeing Janet Street-Porter with glasses on, or indeed young. She was also actually funny & likeable back then too.

  • @chap1144
    @chap1144 9 лет назад +20

    Mr Merton, your hair! Great scott.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 9 лет назад +2

      chap1144 How can you have a dig at Paul for his hair when Boris is in the same video?!

  • @agni2003
    @agni2003 14 лет назад +13

    its so funny how he keeps saying "ohh nnnoooo"

    • @paolocabling
      @paolocabling 4 года назад

      That is how Boris reacted when proroguing the parliament was declared illegal.

  • @tiborpandza8530
    @tiborpandza8530 5 лет назад +6

    This guy is Prime Minister now. LMFAO

  • @gigagrif
    @gigagrif 13 лет назад +9

    Boris' reaction at 2:00 is hilarious!

  • @paolocabling
    @paolocabling 4 года назад +11

    1:22 This is how Boris reacted when proroguing the parliament was declared illegal.

    • @jasongarner5161
      @jasongarner5161 4 года назад +7

      😂 Not laughing now are you

    • @debunkingstupidity1335
      @debunkingstupidity1335 4 года назад +1

      Dee Jay bet you couldn’t even tell us what left wing means. Challenge: don’t google it dunderhead

  • @cupcakefairy87
    @cupcakefairy87 4 года назад +6

    Sunk without trace? Sure. He never got to be Mayor of London or Prime Minister.

  • @agentlemanofhermajesty7051
    @agentlemanofhermajesty7051 4 года назад +8

    They all laughed at him... Well... YOU AIN'T LAUGHIN' NOW ARE YOU?

    • @thie4987
      @thie4987 4 года назад

      LOL

    • @qwerty1234234
      @qwerty1234234 4 года назад +1

      We're still laughing 😂

    • @agentlemanofhermajesty7051
      @agentlemanofhermajesty7051 4 года назад +1

      @@qwerty1234234 What. You Labour and Lib-Dem supporters who tried to destroy democracy by "Tactically voting" and then completely failed when Labour strongholds and Lib Dem strongholds turned Blue? 😂😂

    • @qwerty1234234
      @qwerty1234234 4 года назад +2

      @@agentlemanofhermajesty7051 no just laughing that everyone is so deludes

    • @agentlemanofhermajesty7051
      @agentlemanofhermajesty7051 4 года назад

      @@qwerty1234234 Tbh. I think I'd rather let Coroa ravage the country, than pay for everyone to have Free Wi-Fi and Uni tuition.

  • @georgeydlfc
    @georgeydlfc 4 года назад +8

    This man is PM now

  • @tomrowell1558
    @tomrowell1558 4 года назад +22

    1:54 well that didn’t age well 😂

    • @jameslew2804
      @jameslew2804 4 года назад +2

      It sure as hell didn't lol, losers

    • @BodybuildingSteve
      @BodybuildingSteve 3 года назад

      @Tom Cross who cares how shit you are when your making bank, his going to have a way better life than any of us shitters lol

  • @fredwest8896
    @fredwest8896 4 года назад +6

    '"DON'T WIPE YOUR HAIR FOR GOD'S SAKE!"'

  • @davidjones4762
    @davidjones4762 4 года назад +22

    That's a PM in the making he could go far

  • @FightFairLoseEasy
    @FightFairLoseEasy 4 года назад +14

    One thing about Boris is he can take a joke

  • @crakaveli9
    @crakaveli9 4 года назад +10

    This was when Boris was funny because we weren't relying on him to lead our country 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @michael872uk8
    @michael872uk8 4 года назад +2

    Oh no oh oh oh nooo😂

  • @jeanmyers1787
    @jeanmyers1787 4 года назад

    That was always going to be his ambition

  • @fuguthefish
    @fuguthefish 4 года назад +1

    no no no no OH NO OH NO 🤣

  • @Ozymandias1
    @Ozymandias1 5 лет назад +3

    Boris is on track to become the next PM of the UK.

  • @AICabal
    @AICabal 4 года назад +4

    1:44 - 1:58.
    What's that Angus? :)

  • @exdoode
    @exdoode 6 месяцев назад

    I love Janet Street Porter!!

  • @Suedeash
    @Suedeash 3 года назад

    It blows my mind that HIGNFY has been running for 30+ years

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman 3 года назад

    Weird seeing a future world leader on a quiz show

  • @Tad1945
    @Tad1945 4 года назад +1

    Boris johnson is like Peter Griffin I don't why but

  • @downswingplayer9712
    @downswingplayer9712 5 лет назад +15

    Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

  • @Derm1991
    @Derm1991 13 лет назад +4

    Merton's Hair :O

  • @eddiepower3876
    @eddiepower3876 5 лет назад +10

    Some day boris will be prime minister ... He's got it!

    • @nt6444
      @nt6444 5 лет назад +3

      Hahaha I would've liked, if this wasn't written 2 days ago

    • @eddiepower3876
      @eddiepower3876 5 лет назад +1

      @@nt6444 ah go on and like it ....I made you laugh and that's worth a like in this all too serious world😊

    • @Great_WesternTVFan
      @Great_WesternTVFan 4 года назад

      @@eddiepower3876 zjjzjzjajakkaa

    • @Great_WesternTVFan
      @Great_WesternTVFan 4 года назад

      @@eddiepower3876 ratty in my t

  • @redmed10
    @redmed10 3 года назад

    Bj's jacket sleeve is alarmingly short.

  • @UtkarshKaushikfelix
    @UtkarshKaushikfelix 2 года назад

    This clip become more tragic by the year.

  • @WihGlah
    @WihGlah 4 года назад +1

    1983 called - they want their resolution back

  • @DrdrGames
    @DrdrGames 4 года назад +17

    “Sunk without trace...”
    Who’s laughing now?

  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon 3 года назад

    Is popping the same as spaffing? Either way, it's gonna go up the wall

  • @johnlawrence2757
    @johnlawrence2757 5 лет назад +3

    One is horribly worried that this man is a bit invincible, like Clinton, and short of him actually getting locked up, or falling off his bike under a bus, nothing can stop his progress to No10
    One does wonder though, who had the temerity to record his row with his partner. Definitely a serious breach of his privacy

    • @niallcunningham9374
      @niallcunningham9374 5 лет назад

      John Lawrence k mate

    • @LukeofSmeg
      @LukeofSmeg 5 лет назад +2

      You're not the queen mate. Stop refering to yourself in third person, it just makes you seem like a stuck up twat. Also, you implied you didn't want Boris to be PM, then you complained about his neighbours breaching his privacy, which they didn't. If they burst into his house and then filmed it, yes, that would be a breach of his privacy, but if his screaming and shouting was being heard on the street, anyone has the right to record it if they wish. If he didn't want to be recorded, he should have kept his voice down.

    • @jasongarner5161
      @jasongarner5161 4 года назад

      @@LukeofSmeg 2-0 to you

    • @jasongarner5161
      @jasongarner5161 4 года назад

      Your not laughing now are you 😂 grow up

  • @01pilki
    @01pilki 8 лет назад

    Full lad

  • @SkinnyEMedia
    @SkinnyEMedia 4 года назад +6

    A comedian for PM? Blimey, Britain’s gone down the swanny!

  • @obeard04
    @obeard04 4 года назад +2

    He looks the same!

  • @Nige.
    @Nige. 2 года назад +2

    I love Boris Johnson

  • @KayZeeFx
    @KayZeeFx 5 лет назад +1

    Prime Minister BORIS

  • @willknight7631
    @willknight7631 3 года назад

    New new new new new

  • @Hoscitt
    @Hoscitt 2 года назад

    The hell is going on with Merton's hair?! 😄

  • @indi0089
    @indi0089 3 года назад

    Is it dolphin in a bathtub?

  • @lamestguyintown
    @lamestguyintown 14 лет назад +4

    Eton Rocks!

  • @CaralisTrevorum
    @CaralisTrevorum 13 лет назад +1

    @lamestguyintown Drinkin' is quite good as well!

  • @HerbertDuckshort
    @HerbertDuckshort 3 года назад

    And the last laugh goes to........

  • @kieranbaker9334
    @kieranbaker9334 3 года назад

    Paul Merton looks like a beatle 😂

    • @the-scamp
      @the-scamp 2 года назад

      That's your opinion

  • @LiuMeisterUK
    @LiuMeisterUK 14 лет назад +7

    You gotta love Boris

  • @sircliff323
    @sircliff323 4 года назад +5

    sunk without trace? pm now

  • @HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaNo
    @HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaNo 13 лет назад +4

    @mavrick0ck Does not stand for anything, Pops are just prefects basically and do some small jobs for masters and get to were a jazzy waistcoat

    • @richardgrant5105
      @richardgrant5105 4 года назад

      WEAR not were - at least they could spell !!

  • @assborgor
    @assborgor 5 лет назад +4

    Is the host from Mr Bean?

  • @public.public
    @public.public 6 лет назад +2

    stick his head down the bog again.

  • @ajs41
    @ajs41 5 лет назад

    Was this the first time Boris appeared on the show?

    • @notdaveschannel9843
      @notdaveschannel9843 5 лет назад

      According to IMDB it's the 2nd.

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 5 лет назад

      @@notdaveschannel9843 Thanks. I wonder if the first time is on RUclips.

    • @notdaveschannel9843
      @notdaveschannel9843 5 лет назад

      @@ajs41 Your welcome. I was looking for the 1st and couldn't find it.

  • @pim1234
    @pim1234 4 года назад

    And now Prime minister !

  • @Samaldoful
    @Samaldoful 3 года назад +1

    Boris is such a funny bloke

  • @Clem_Fandango11
    @Clem_Fandango11 4 года назад +10

    One the best ones. It's great he has a sense of humour. Imagine Corbyn or Thornberry doing this. They would be about as funny as a burning ophanage.

    • @vanmantalks
      @vanmantalks 3 года назад +1

      Totally agree,! being funny tho is not the first thing i look for in a PM

  • @FW10826
    @FW10826 4 года назад +2

    Hes the PM now

    • @JDBudzak
      @JDBudzak 4 года назад +1

      finn white and may god help us all

    • @jasongarner5161
      @jasongarner5161 4 года назад +1

      😂 You don't say

    • @jasongarner5161
      @jasongarner5161 4 года назад +3

      @@JDBudzak grow up

    • @robloxley5181
      @robloxley5181 4 года назад +2

      @@JDBudzak
      We only needed help if the Muppet crew got elected. Just imagine Corbyn and Abbot with power!!! 😖🤕😰😱

  • @andybray9791
    @andybray9791 2 года назад +1

    Before Carrie etc ruined him

  • @mhl8396
    @mhl8396 8 лет назад

    Does anyone know what POP stands for?

  • @gravitytraining6516
    @gravitytraining6516 5 лет назад +1

    Who's laughing now?

  • @frankworld13
    @frankworld13 4 года назад +4

    our Boris 💙

  • @michaelkemp6857
    @michaelkemp6857 2 года назад

    He has a first class honours degree in bullshittery!!

  • @heliotropezzz333
    @heliotropezzz333 5 лет назад +1

    Does POP stand for People of Privilege, or something ruder?

    • @ellisonsimon
      @ellisonsimon 5 лет назад

      “Pop was founded in 1811 and it was originally a debating society and had the name “Popina”, from the Latin for “Tea-Shop” which is where the boys used to meet”
      Apparently...

    • @heliotropezzz333
      @heliotropezzz333 5 лет назад

      Elitist at every stage of their lives it seems.

  • @AlLiberali
    @AlLiberali 2 года назад

    I would've liked him if he just... did what he was supposed to be doing

  • @largesatsuma
    @largesatsuma 8 лет назад +13

    The next Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

  • @manymoonstraveled
    @manymoonstraveled 4 года назад

    Hahahahaha

  • @ZanzibarBreeze
    @ZanzibarBreeze 3 года назад +1

    Gotta love Boris! 😂

  • @lawrargh
    @lawrargh 14 лет назад

    lolz paul merton XD

  • @monstersince
    @monstersince 4 года назад +1

    result

  • @heliotropezzz333
    @heliotropezzz333 5 лет назад +1

    Welcome to your next P.M.

    • @vooveks
      @vooveks 5 лет назад

      Oh Christ. Don't.

  • @RickPeake01
    @RickPeake01 Год назад

    James bond..

  • @mavrick0ck
    @mavrick0ck 13 лет назад

    what does pop stand for anybody?

  • @thomashall4886
    @thomashall4886 5 лет назад

    The new PM!

  • @mandowarrior123
    @mandowarrior123 10 лет назад +20

    Isn't he eligible for presidency of the USA? Everyone vote Boris!

    • @zonderkennis8106
      @zonderkennis8106 8 лет назад

      Yes he is. he can be a candidate

    • @oliverdavis7507
      @oliverdavis7507 7 лет назад

      He actually was a candidate.

    • @saturninedays
      @saturninedays 6 лет назад +1

      He isn't. He hasn't lived in the US for 14 years.

    • @notdaveschannel9843
      @notdaveschannel9843 5 лет назад

      @@saturninedays Residency isn't an issue for US citizenship. He renounced his for tax reasons.

  • @RUBBER_BULLET
    @RUBBER_BULLET 5 лет назад

    I'd happily use a large claw hammer to administer elocution lessons to JSP.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 лет назад +2

    How many times did he appear on HIGNFY and yet on the 29 years it's been on,I never saw Jeremy Corbyn or Dennis Skinner the once. The only Labour figures on the left that ever got a go have been Ken Livingstone and Diane Abbott. Far more Tories have been on and then we come to Farage. 🤔

    • @peterrhodes9209
      @peterrhodes9209 5 лет назад

      Alan Johnson, John Prescott have appeared on it

    • @petergreen2552
      @petergreen2552 5 лет назад

      @@peterrhodes9209 I wouldn't exactly call either of them Labour left.

    • @petergreen2552
      @petergreen2552 5 лет назад +1

      @@peterrhodes9209 Ah yes,the late Tony Banks. That one eluded me. My bad

    • @petergreen2552
      @petergreen2552 5 лет назад

      Is Boris Johnson still on speaking terms with Darius Guppy? Just curious. A name from his past that conjured up many a headline

    • @LukeofSmeg
      @LukeofSmeg 5 лет назад

      @@petergreen2552 Boris doesn't speak silly. He's an Etonian mumbler.

  • @aliridashugaa3611
    @aliridashugaa3611 5 лет назад

    But James Bond didn’t go to Eton

  • @alexbutler21
    @alexbutler21 5 лет назад +1

    Google is trying to put of viewers from boris by recommending this video, dont be fooled.

    • @fterimage
      @fterimage 5 лет назад +4

      You do realise as far as the people who like Boris Johnson it's stuff like his appearances on HIGNFY which made him popular? Incidentally I think he's a soulless sociopath hiding underneath his lovable moptop shtick.

    • @sabrinafinkel92
      @sabrinafinkel92 4 года назад +1

      We dont need google for that. What a useless blustering tosser.

  • @stewartnicol3028
    @stewartnicol3028 4 года назад

    If you should look up "cunt" in the O.E.D. It states: "see Boris Johnston" - meanwhile, here in 2019, this moronic throwback seems to have become the Incredible Hulk! Tell me if you think I am wrong.