I remember one time playing Mexico the US invaded me. He was incompetent so while he was busy taking all the cities I pulled back all my troops to Mexico city, 900K in total, trained them up to the highest I could, gave them Mountain Specilization (As Mexico City is in Mountain biome) and successfully killed their entire army as they just threw men at me, thank goodness he was an idiot and didn't know what "Training" or "Specialization" was, or even worse, "Artillery" or "Bombers"
@@blueredgolddude123 some german Players just spam, i played as liechenstein once and germany sent like billions of infrantry to my only city only for them to instantly die lol, its either, the Germany is an adult, then Europe is screwed, or Germany is a child, meaning that Europe has a chance
I know you might not see this bro but this is like my first time watching this and you have talent ma boi. The only reason why you ain’t exploding in views rn is probably because you’re playing a game that not a lot of people play. I hope the best for you tho because these videos are amazing! ❤
yo, im new to this game and cant find any tutorials on this, how do i make the units not stack if i spawn them in more cities? cause they just make themselves into stacks of 250k or 500k
If they are forming into bigger divisions then you need to turn auto merge off, to do that you click the division and there will be a button that says:Auto Merge. Make sure to toggle it off
I played north korea on my brothers account and japan freaks out bc my brother had a title and i trained a artillery then china freaks out and declared war on me i some how got a white peace (i survived)
Taking ai country’s and taking their money early game is really important because it gives like a good 150m that can be used for factories, and since they’re one city islands, the justification happens faster, so you go for those islands and France/uk for early game money. TLDR; easy early game money.
call me stupid, but I've been playing this game for ages and still don't know how: When you are moving troops how do you do the thing where you can change their course. 2:02
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I remember one time playing Mexico the US invaded me. He was incompetent so while he was busy taking all the cities I pulled back all my troops to Mexico city, 900K in total, trained them up to the highest I could, gave them Mountain Specilization (As Mexico City is in Mountain biome) and successfully killed their entire army as they just threw men at me, thank goodness he was an idiot and didn't know what "Training" or "Specialization" was, or even worse, "Artillery" or "Bombers"
how did he not know that as the USA???? dont you have to play the game a decent amount to play the USA
@@Alpatrixx I have no clue (How he didnt know those things, I know you need to play the game a lot to get xp to play USA)
a Mexico player tried that before and i cover mexico with 3 carriers lol
@@ZENOTAURUS Yeah, it's honestly very easy, im just lucky he was incompetent
@@TaitLawrence-xl2xb yea bro i feel you, also did you try to take him after jst a question?
read that as buying children
that too
Same
ultimate oompa loompa
@@Dixifiatesame
@@Cotzy_wait wh-
this game has the same sound effects as hoi 4😭
It's inspired by it (heavily)
@@James_new ye...
its hoi4 but very bad
@@hypertryit’s not that bad
if put on a tier list ron would be a-b tier
@@bunyani1912 compare hoi4 with ron, even hoi4 but bad is better
6:05 Don't even blame them the lego movie is fire
fr fr bruh not even joking
on repeat for 7 hours… sounds firr
@@Cotzy_be christain Jesus Christ is coming soon
Trust me
@@Cotzy_also can i get ur discord i wanna be freinds with u
Imagine playing this game and see Germany getting smoked by the French
It happens pretty often, France is a really good country rn.
literally a nightmare
literally a nightmare
@@Grimmmmy-boy germany always conquers western europe in RON
@@blueredgolddude123 some german Players just spam, i played as liechenstein once and germany sent like billions of infrantry to my only city only for them to instantly die lol, its either, the Germany is an adult, then Europe is screwed, or Germany is a child, meaning that Europe has a chance
bro finally has the license to bully kids
I know you might not see this bro but this is like my first time watching this and you have talent ma boi. The only reason why you ain’t exploding in views rn is probably because you’re playing a game that not a lot of people play. I hope the best for you tho because these videos are amazing! ❤
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@@thetrueking4265 ur the one glazing the first reply dawg
@@avecxesar glazing
I can’t even be neutral as Switzerland without Germany invading me
You should do a longer video next time, maybe like a marathon. Suffering is key to success
Bro started napoleonic France 2.0 😂
the cristofer moment got me crying
babe wake up, new cotzy vid
my viewers dont have girlfriends
@@Cotzy_ Relatable 😔
@@Cotzy_ true
Balls
@@Cotzy_Bro don't have to point it out👤
5:25 i thought you were gonna say throw their mommies ipad out the window 💀
5:14 “i was railing him from behind”
I love how when I see ppl play the game it makes me wanna play but I realize how crappy I am at the game
"When they bully you, you are not bullying them enough"--Master Oogway
first cotzy vid ive seen where he doesnt end the video in debt
the fact that switzerland is still neuteral
hi members since u can see this video early
hi cob
Thanks
nahh
You will never know why this comment has so many likes…
I couldve sworn Ive seen this in GD 67,000 times over
Stop begging
@@Hyperborea-x3o make me
@@mironitegaming bro is the kind of guy to get comebacks from yt shorts
@@Cardinalium235 bro is the kind of guy to make geometry dash content and have 37 subs 🤨
“Father almighty, creator of heaven and earth, Kanye west.”
As the biggest Kanye west fan ever ur my new fav content creator on RUclips.
"i had his arms, I WAS RAILING HIM FROM BEHIND" DAWG WHATTTTTTTTTTTT
11:45 "I'm getting civil unrest now. but look at Iran" USA 2008
W COTZY FOR SNEAKING IN ALBANJA
SHQUPER
polska
Welcome to the Hotel California
8:00 this seems like ww2 but Italy actaully helped and Germany was France
bro cooked 🔥
7:19 my name is Mateo and I feel personally attacked 💀💀
6:00 As a sped person, I wish I was in your school.
What is a sped person? english is not my main language, could you explain?
@@Sdddsa124 sped is short for “Special Education”, it’s for people who struggle in school in certain areas, it’s basically just smaller classes.
@@requiemempire6637 Alright, thx
Its funnier when you take over the world as a really small country, like Guernsey and Jersey
Gotta love the respect for my boy Christopher 🙏
watchin rise of nations in 4k is peak
bro speedran world domination
Christopher Columbus the redeemer
😂I love when those "confident" toxic kids got drstroyed by me, then I show my grandmaster title and they be like 🤬
go outside bro
@@fntatnwhat is outisde
Most average Ron player:
"what the sigma"
"i like buying childrens"
let the chat open next vid 🙏
no
@@Cotzy_lol
Love your vids man keep up the good work
3:44 what the sigma
Cotzy came out gay apparently he told me
so real
@@Cotzy_ screenshotted
@@SpadeGrenade271screenshotted
oil up my little bryce
Ngl i missread the title as " i like buying children" lol
The funny thing is, Christopher actually comes from Christ
If you were to give him a full westernized name it would be Joshua Christopher
Christ is not Jesus' last name.
also, doom music would fit perfectly there
How did you do that at 3:43?? PLEASE
Shift lock and click may times
@@ackde i figured it out haha but thanks
Bro deserve more subs ngl
on gyat
@@Cotzy_ 💀
This whole war started from some islands bro
Me watching this vid knowing i have no fucking idea what theyre doing and how theyre playing the game so well:
Bro is TommyKay
I am watching this while I got banned for a day😢😢😢😢😢
waiting for that onlyfans
maybe at 6.9k instead
@@Cotzy_ that's screenshotted
@@Cotzy_ 🤤
@@Cotzy_*new goal established*
You need help.
Nice video! One question, is RON hard to learn? i REALLY* Want to play it but it seems just so complicated
YES it's hard to learn
Not at all, just takes time. more than most are down to put in
More complicated than hoi4 lol
@@Cotzy_ appreciated
@@DarpMasta_JDKg1375 not at all hello?
cotzy: 12:31 there's nothing we can do.
All country on chaos Meanwhile (Iceland and Madagasar chilling)
I thought the title said I love buying children 💀😭
7:59 oooohhhhh myyy pc
they be stealing some hoi4 graphic
pov me reading the title:
Who doesn't?
how are you so good at this game i wish i was like you
watching this makes me want to play roblox again
bro thinks is hearts of iron 4 😭😭
bro is Verglas superior (Noobs in Combat reference)
About banner
Staar test? TEXAS MENTIONED
We have hoi4 at home:
man i love this dude
1:19 SIX MONTHS?!?!?!?!?
yo, im new to this game and cant find any tutorials on this, how do i make the units not stack if i spawn them in more cities? cause they just make themselves into stacks of 250k or 500k
If they are forming into bigger divisions then you need to turn auto merge off, to do that you click the division and there will be a button that says:Auto Merge. Make sure to toggle it off
Chris the redeemer💀
You're at 6.48k, that OF isnt gonna make itself
War Crime Simulator
get this man to 7k
i liked just because i totally relate with the title
I played north korea on my brothers account and japan freaks out bc my brother had a title and i trained a artillery then china freaks out and declared war on me i some how got a white peace (i survived)
WHY DID YOU TAKE THE CHANNEL ISLANDS FIRST?! WHAT DID WE DO?!?!
worst fate ever to be occupied by french people while also being english
@@thecoolbyzantine24 😭😭😭😭
Taking ai country’s and taking their money early game is really important because it gives like a good 150m that can be used for factories, and since they’re one city islands, the justification happens faster, so you go for those islands and France/uk for early game money.
TLDR; easy early game money.
@@Grimmmmy-boy but the channel Islands in that game only has 20mil
Every country starts the game with 100m, so if you take an ai country for the max amount of money possible (75%) you get 75m.
It's so good ambatublow, oil up so I can please myself
oil up?!!!?
@@Cotzy_no questions kiddo 🧑🦲
Bryson oil up 👍
Its looks more difficult than hoi4
oil up bryce
I'm new to this game and WHAT IS THAT WAR with germany
I would die instantly
Bryson oil up for us😊
I read buying...
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WW3 experience:
You can use a macro to get any country you just need to set one up for that specific country.
Game name?
NBA 2k
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1 min in 12 views? Bro went high man
this guy fell off hard
TO THE WINDOWWWWWWW
call me stupid, but I've been playing this game for ages and still don't know how:
When you are moving troops how do you do the thing where you can change their course.
2:02
RON is a good game, but I’m bad at RON because of my skill level in RON and my PC
Bullying is bad
Damn, I’ve never seen you before and it’s like a new RON YTer has just dropped. W vid BTW
love your videos, you should play New Zealand if you want real pain💀💀😉😉
Honestly playing Mongolia is worse
@@omegalordofbalance true true
hidden gem
Cotzy is cold