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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
Nice looking. The Skunk Works aviator is quite sporty. Dad Joke - I haven't spoken to my wife in 10 years...I didn't want to interrupt her.
Nice watch. Great review. Thank you.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me
I have this watch and love it. Love the steel bezel and the fact that it came with a challenge coin. The challenge coin felt cheap though. So why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor ☄️😎
What do you call the security guards for Samsung? Guardians of the galaxyGreat review my friend
The coupon code is now active!
I made song about tortilla once, now it's more like a wrap
How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they are all on the dark side
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny
I hope I win! Dad joke: Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!! LOL!
Are they tough as G Shock ??
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over🤪
The bezel's not lined up. A "nail drawer" is a nail puller. Like nails in wood.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no word to describe how angry I am
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
When does a joke become a “dad joke”? When it becomes apparent
Knock knock... who's there's? Mya.. Mya who? MYA HEEEE MYA WHOOO MYA HAAA HAAA
What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food.
I'd like to shout out sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels
I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches
Why do only some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out
Why don’t they put red color on 35 minutes for 35 years anniversary?
Because it's this particular model's 30th anniversary and Luminox's as a company's 35th anniversary.
Why couldn’t the tree get on his computer? Because he could not log on
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
My wife bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told her yet. It’s never the right time.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body
Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're scared of the net
My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating. She's starting to sound like my wife
I made six figures last year. But this year, I’ll earn less since the toy factory fired me for being so slow
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?Fshhh
What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest
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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
Nice looking. The Skunk Works aviator is quite sporty. Dad Joke - I haven't spoken to my wife in 10 years...I didn't want to interrupt her.
Nice watch. Great review. Thank you.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me
I have this watch and love it. Love the steel bezel and the fact that it came with a challenge coin. The challenge coin felt cheap though. So why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor ☄️😎
What do you call the security guards for Samsung? Guardians of the galaxy
Great review my friend
The coupon code is now active!
I made song about tortilla once, now it's more like a wrap
How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they are all on the dark side
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny
I hope I win! Dad joke: Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!! LOL!
Are they tough as G Shock ??
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over🤪
The bezel's not lined up. A "nail drawer" is a nail puller. Like nails in wood.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no word to describe how angry I am
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
When does a joke become a “dad joke”? When it becomes apparent
Knock knock... who's there's? Mya.. Mya who? MYA HEEEE MYA WHOOO MYA HAAA HAAA
What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food.
I'd like to shout out sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels
I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches
Why do only some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out
Why don’t they put red color on 35 minutes for 35 years anniversary?
Because it's this particular model's 30th anniversary and Luminox's as a company's 35th anniversary.
Why couldn’t the tree get on his computer? Because he could not log on
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
My wife bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told her yet. It’s never the right time.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body
Why don't fish play basketball? Because they're scared of the net
My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating. She's starting to sound like my wife
I made six figures last year. But this year, I’ll earn less since the toy factory fired me for being so slow
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fshhh
What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest