More Cushion For The Pushin’ w/ Harland Williams | First Date with Lauren Compton

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @joegeyster2096
    @joegeyster2096 7 месяцев назад +2746

    The Harland reemergence is one of the best things to happen to the comedy world. Such a great interview

    • @codyyoumans4402
      @codyyoumans4402 7 месяцев назад +41

      I’m so glad we are seeing more of him.

    • @alexnicholscomedy
      @alexnicholscomedy 7 месяцев назад +6

      I love it 🎉

    • @Tero92
      @Tero92 7 месяцев назад +27

      I really enjoyed his JRE episode.

    • @lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817
      @lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817 7 месяцев назад +11

      Check out his podcast when he has Kirk Fox on as a guest. He’s been on 3 times at least. It’s so bonkers. I can never stop laughing.🇨🇦

    • @m4anow
      @m4anow 7 месяцев назад +2

      100%

  • @AncientMemories-gx2hb
    @AncientMemories-gx2hb 7 месяцев назад +980

    Literally LOL'd so hard when Harland said
    "I had a girl once, we were doing it doggy style, and she got so excited she jumped 7 feet in the air and caught a Frisbee."
    🤣 Was NOT expecting that one for some reason.

  • @lauriecrews1961
    @lauriecrews1961 7 месяцев назад +760

    What kind of unhinged version of Lauren did he just trigger 😂😂😂 She doesn't know how to handle him

    • @donitsi6095
      @donitsi6095 7 месяцев назад +93

      She got the aftersex hair just by talking to Harland lol

    • @Sinclair_USMC
      @Sinclair_USMC 7 месяцев назад

      He really fucked her up 😂

    • @chewy8322
      @chewy8322 7 месяцев назад +20

      New level unlocked 🔓

    • @Myuzak0
      @Myuzak0 7 месяцев назад +40

      Harland does that lol, you can't break him, he'll break you lmaooo

    • @jeremyxman
      @jeremyxman 7 месяцев назад +44

      He did the same thing to Joe Rogan. He started eating celery sticks right in front of the mike as loud as he could, Joe almost lost his shit 😂

  • @jbrock76
    @jbrock76 7 месяцев назад +88

    "Great tongue...wanna go for a snowcone later??" LOL

  • @RamblinAround
    @RamblinAround 7 месяцев назад +128

    Harland is no mere mortal. He's like some kind of magical being.

    • @DaSleeva
      @DaSleeva 7 месяцев назад +2

      Dude is literally on another level

  • @kingsleycrane
    @kingsleycrane 7 месяцев назад +673

    The chemistry here is way better than expected 😂

    • @Test-zn9rs
      @Test-zn9rs 7 месяцев назад +26

      He definitely brings out the best side of her

    • @hotandnasty
      @hotandnasty 7 месяцев назад

      Anyone besides Pauly Shore!

    • @Test-zn9rs
      @Test-zn9rs 7 месяцев назад +40

      The *breast side

    • @genuinedelusionsmusic
      @genuinedelusionsmusic 7 месяцев назад

      ​@Test-zn9rs her breast side is usually out.

    • @damonhtoo
      @damonhtoo 7 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@Test-zn9rs For real. Possibly the best guest she's had.

  • @richardhall5221
    @richardhall5221 7 месяцев назад +1158

    If anyone can fill the huge void left by Norm McDonald, it's Harland.

    • @kennethnoisewater8170
      @kennethnoisewater8170 7 месяцев назад +39

      I’ve said the same. Agree with you. Both Canadian. Quick witted. Never know what they’re going to say.

    • @starwarsfreek96
      @starwarsfreek96 7 месяцев назад +51

      The best part is that they were really good friends

    • @geepike
      @geepike 7 месяцев назад +22

      Quick witted Canadians. Imagine Norm, Harland, Jim Carey, Mike Meyers and Ryan Reynolds all in the same room 🤯

    • @tp3u
      @tp3u 7 месяцев назад +2

      He knows this, feels this. World is a big place.

    • @JoeRandoms
      @JoeRandoms 7 месяцев назад +9

      i feel the same. i wish him and norm did stuff 2gether when they could.

  • @Last_Chance.
    @Last_Chance. 7 месяцев назад +605

    I kept waiting for him to pull out some celery and go HAM on it.

    • @adriank8151
      @adriank8151 7 месяцев назад +4

      He should have!!

    • @bens6535
      @bens6535 7 месяцев назад +30

      Demitri is hungry!

    • @EUCTroll
      @EUCTroll 7 месяцев назад +8

      To feed Dimitri?? 😅

    • @Myndrunner411
      @Myndrunner411 7 месяцев назад +10

      RIP Dmitri!

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 7 месяцев назад

      Dimitri is shy around women so he didn't have to feed it.
      Unless he's 69 spooning and she's sleeping of course 😴

  • @DrJ8008
    @DrJ8008 7 месяцев назад +458

    Harland got closer than anyone to scoring on the first date. 😂

    • @ChiefGore429
      @ChiefGore429 7 месяцев назад +23

      Idk... I'm pretty sure theo steamed her ham like principle skinner

    • @samstrolia
      @samstrolia 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@ChiefGore429 did they do an episode? couldn't find it

    • @ChiefGore429
      @ChiefGore429 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@samstrolia wow. They took it down. Lol. Yeah... he definitely hit

    • @mumchlax
      @mumchlax 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@ChiefGore429 kap

    • @iNeedDrums
      @iNeedDrums 6 месяцев назад +10

      No offense to Ms. Compton, but Harland would be lowering his standards quite a bit.

  • @Leatherhead4Hire
    @Leatherhead4Hire 7 месяцев назад +193

    Harlan absolutely stood 10 toes down on the "who picks up the bill" question. And he 1,000% hit the nail on the head!! Action are immensely indicative of whats to come within a relationship. Way to drive that point across Harlan!

    • @MrRANDUM145
      @MrRANDUM145 7 месяцев назад +8

      hes a true alpha

    • @whatdothlife4660
      @whatdothlife4660 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@MrRANDUM145 The guy coined the term alpha has since said he was totally wrong. In recent years wildlife biologists have largely dropped the term “alpha.” In the wild, researchers have found that most wolf packs are simply families, led by a breeding pair, and bloody duels for supremacy are rare.

    • @MrRANDUM145
      @MrRANDUM145 7 месяцев назад

      @@whatdothlife4660 no effing way.. thats even cooler

    • @amellowblue
      @amellowblue 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@whatdothlife4660Sure, the theory about wolves was disproven, but we're not wolves, we're much closer to apes, and ape troops most definitely have "alphas". And in some species those alphas are not male with the status getting achieved by being proficient at cooperation and managing relationships and emotional states of others effectively instead of aggression. Alpha is just the animal that gets to manage and dictate shit like sharing resources and access to reproduction. Obviously human societal dynamics are way more complicated than atavistic notions like that, but that doesn't mean dominant personalities aren't real and that they're not in charge a lot of the time.

    • @VGV0
      @VGV0 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well said

  • @Murrrll311
    @Murrrll311 7 месяцев назад +204

    Whats the longest relationship you’ve ever had? “…. What time is it?” 😂😂😂

  • @ratdog5978
    @ratdog5978 7 месяцев назад +204

    Harlem once again running laps around people and just killing their egos in a loving comedic way 😂 this is the art of comedy.

    • @blackbeard6099
      @blackbeard6099 7 месяцев назад +3

      💯👏🏽🍻

    • @Theo_Phage
      @Theo_Phage 6 месяцев назад +5

      Harlem Willians Representin from the Bronx!

  • @antoniohoward8529
    @antoniohoward8529 7 месяцев назад +1009

    Harland saying it’s ok for a woman to pay on the first date REALLY got under her skin, holy shit lol

    • @creamyaceshots
      @creamyaceshots 7 месяцев назад +115

      Fr she was trippin

    • @freebirdjackson5511
      @freebirdjackson5511 7 месяцев назад +38

      So was angry she wanted to do the bone dance

    • @AH-pu8iu
      @AH-pu8iu 7 месяцев назад +169

      Yeah pretty telling how much that bothered her, red flag lol

    • @Downs-Indroam
      @Downs-Indroam 7 месяцев назад +54

      Red Flag....
      That's a "No" from me Dawg

    • @MrMikeauto0722
      @MrMikeauto0722 7 месяцев назад +105

      And he made such a a valid point. A woman even just offering to pay is such a green flag and says so much.

  • @RudyMiller68
    @RudyMiller68 6 месяцев назад +17

    I saw Harland like 15 years ago at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. I was in the Air Force at the time and there with some military buddies on vacation. He picked on me for like 5 minutes of his set and I laughed hysterically the entire time. He hugged me and thanked me for being a good sport. I told him he is my all time favorite comedian and he gave me one of the best nights of my life. I still think about that all of the time :)

  • @joshmad
    @joshmad 7 месяцев назад +139

    Harland broke her after that pay for dinner disagreement. She couldn’t recover 😂

  • @TreborRethcir
    @TreborRethcir 7 месяцев назад +238

    She: What kind of woman do you think I am?
    He: We’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling over the price.

  • @aaronnuffer4220
    @aaronnuffer4220 7 месяцев назад +425

    Lauren pulled her top down… “someone’s been taking origami classes” 💀

  • @bojanglesb3
    @bojanglesb3 7 месяцев назад +152

    Hitting on Lauren as a part of Harland's bit added so much flavour to his appearance. He was amazing on Kill Tony recently too

  • @Bronsomble
    @Bronsomble 7 месяцев назад +67

    “I don’t want to walk home like an autistic child who fell on a cob of corn” 🤣😂😅 HILARIOUS!

  • @jaylegleiter6669
    @jaylegleiter6669 7 месяцев назад +310

    The disrespect shown to Harland is unreal. Have him back on when you find a better top.

    • @YourFriendly8
      @YourFriendly8 7 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂 what you mean by better is less existent! Haha

    • @zumimusic1732
      @zumimusic1732 7 месяцев назад +1

      Wait whahappen

    • @outlawnation5160
      @outlawnation5160 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@zumimusic1732for not showing cleavage

    • @Tweston3ny
      @Tweston3ny 6 месяцев назад +1

      That’s great

    • @jaysencorbett4974
      @jaysencorbett4974 6 месяцев назад

      Tits out

  • @asdf52708
    @asdf52708 7 месяцев назад +582

    okay it's official, Harland Williams is officially the best podcast guest of 2024

    • @damonhtoo
      @damonhtoo 7 месяцев назад +11

      For quick wit comedian he's possibly the best right now. I haven't heard anyone as good as him when improving on podcasts.

    • @dannydabberino8145
      @dannydabberino8145 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@damonhtooimprovising even... 😂

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 7 месяцев назад +1

      Liked him way more on KT

    • @ColinQuin
      @ColinQuin 7 месяцев назад +7

      He’s an actual funny comedian, offstage, unlike everyone else who is popular right now

    • @PAWGmoth
      @PAWGmoth 7 месяцев назад +2

      I had only ever known him from that short about cinnamon angels. It’s been so delightful to learn about him. He’s been in so many movies I watched as a kid. It’s like I just found out norm had a brother :,)

  • @vidhuvijayakumar4893
    @vidhuvijayakumar4893 7 месяцев назад +254

    Harland not letting her attack his T-shirt is the funniest thing ever.

  • @iNeedDrums
    @iNeedDrums 7 месяцев назад +223

    Definitely my favorite episode so far. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. Harland ain't playin, playa

  • @BenSmith624
    @BenSmith624 7 месяцев назад +42

    "I'll put your ass in the ceiling fan and shave your Armenian hair" is one of the wildest lines I've ever heard 😂

    • @Noname-q9n8h
      @Noname-q9n8h 2 месяца назад +1

      Not even got to that quote yet but i cried just reading it 😂😂😂

  • @edgeXmanify
    @edgeXmanify 7 месяцев назад +16

    “No Donnie Darko” killed me lol

  • @Keyklips
    @Keyklips 7 месяцев назад +266

    “A girl that could do 150 words per minute” 😂😂😂

    • @Photik
      @Photik 7 месяцев назад +4

      150* 😂

    • @Keyklips
      @Keyklips 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Photik 😂

    • @jimmywolfley
      @jimmywolfley 7 месяцев назад +7

      Yep..perfect answer to what's your type 😂

  • @CoughinInACoffin19
    @CoughinInACoffin19 7 месяцев назад +81

    33:53 "This is called good energy, this is called passion. We're a burning ball of yeast and you're about to get INFECTED!" 🤢🙈🤣

  • @billbraski
    @billbraski 7 месяцев назад +81

    Wow Harland realy got her mad. That's sooooo good. Never paid for a thing in her life 🤣

  • @CadeSubscriptionAccount
    @CadeSubscriptionAccount 7 месяцев назад +43

    "What's the sweetest thing you've ever done?"
    ---absolutely heartbroken look for thirty seconds before deciding on the fourth or fifth one he's willing to share.

    • @animalbancho1726
      @animalbancho1726 7 месяцев назад +2

      I noticed that too

    • @Stiiizyz
      @Stiiizyz 23 дня назад

      💔💔 bro and the one he did share made me tear up at the end like oh my god?

  • @cobrakaiX
    @cobrakaiX 7 месяцев назад +94

    Harland is completely right about the paying stuff. When I was dating my wife, on our 4th date she grabbed the bill and paid it. Huge gesture. Really lets a man know that you’re into him and not just getting freebies.

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman 7 месяцев назад +12

      When I tried the dating apps it was a nightmare. The trend seemed to be “free food, drinks, concert tickets, etc for all.” Felt like an unspoken scam by inconsiderate females. Girls would order expensive food to-go for later when I wasn’t even around. Then the 2nd-4th date take me to run their errands and look at me when it was time to pay for the most ridiculous crap. Don’t fall victim to these brats.

    • @liadown9052
      @liadown9052 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@MrBuketmanunless brats are your thing.

    • @carsonwentz8301
      @carsonwentz8301 7 месяцев назад

      Yes thats fine. But Harland asked the woman to pay before going put. And I bet he hopes she offers.

    • @toolmaget
      @toolmaget 7 месяцев назад +1

      *chasing Frisbees.

    • @menasouvlaki3595
      @menasouvlaki3595 7 месяцев назад +4

      Your wife paid for our 4th date too. Your wife😂😂😂😂

  • @Buncle4u
    @Buncle4u 7 месяцев назад +84

    Harland is an absolute diamond. The camera glances send me into a pants pissing amount of laughter.

  • @blaze6sixx9ine92
    @blaze6sixx9ine92 7 месяцев назад +151

    "Yeah lets put that in a meat locker and save it for Thursday" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Flannigan_loves_you
    @Flannigan_loves_you 7 месяцев назад +57

    Harland, I’ve never seen anyone ride the line between flirting, joking, and philosophizing on love so elegantly. I literally think she has a crush on him now 😂

    • @pxm18
      @pxm18 7 месяцев назад +4

      We all have a crush on Harland now! He’s aged so well, when he was younger no offense he was kinda of awkward and dorky looking. On Rogan he kept referring to himself as daddy which tells me he knows he’s killing the silver fox thing 😂

  • @marksasahara1115
    @marksasahara1115 7 месяцев назад +18

    "You're the breast". One of a hundred amazing lines during this interview! Harland Williams is the comedy genius we've been missing. Between Normand and now Lauren, he's certified Comedy Gold. Always was! I've never seen Lauren laugh more, blush more and really engage! Best First Date episode!
    I first became aware of Harland in Up Periscope! But why has this man not been a comedy staple since the 90's? I wouldn't peg him, but I do love him. LOL!

  • @MrRPF66
    @MrRPF66 7 месяцев назад +385

    Harlan could make any girl laugh right into their pants

    • @lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817
      @lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817 7 месяцев назад +22

      And those French hair plugs. Oooolala.

    • @CleanseTheSoul
      @CleanseTheSoul 7 месяцев назад +2

      Dude he really could. It’s like watching a masterclass

    • @braziliantexatlantis7485
      @braziliantexatlantis7485 7 месяцев назад +1

      Julie Bowen on David Spade: "He was really charming and thirty minutes later my clothes were off."

    • @loveandgutstv
      @loveandgutstv 3 месяца назад

      You mean right out of their pants

  • @castillo1498
    @castillo1498 7 месяцев назад +41

    He should’ve said at the end “Want to go grab dinner? I forgot my wallet”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @travisrutters4198
    @travisrutters4198 7 месяцев назад +174

    Harland making all the rounds and I am here for it!

    • @Myndrunner411
      @Myndrunner411 7 месяцев назад +4

      I wish he introduced her to Dmitri!

  • @tp3u
    @tp3u 7 месяцев назад +29

    The casual callouts from Harland to Lauren’s boyfriend are GOLDEN

  • @XViTNg
    @XViTNg 7 месяцев назад +51

    “Cheating when drunk” “being belligerently drunk” “texting an ex”
    Something tells me these are some of Lauren’s most common “mistakes”

  • @dhanus010
    @dhanus010 7 месяцев назад +218

    Is he saying "unbelievablow"?! 😂

  • @GovernorDonkey
    @GovernorDonkey 7 месяцев назад +458

    Harland found his Cinnamon Angel

    • @Tybolt1
      @Tybolt1 7 месяцев назад +41

      Fly fly away 😂

    • @Ethay75
      @Ethay75 7 месяцев назад +19

      This comment is where the true fans live

    • @GingerbeardComedy
      @GingerbeardComedy 7 месяцев назад +8

      Fly fly away

    • @Codeinecharisma
      @Codeinecharisma 7 месяцев назад +3

      Cinnamon buns 😂

    • @samuelkilduff1883
      @samuelkilduff1883 7 месяцев назад +3

      There's probably a kid out there with swollen ankles😢

  • @metalhead760
    @metalhead760 7 месяцев назад +100

    Ironically enough, this is the most serious Harland has been on a podcast lately 😂🤣

    • @chadhansen5057
      @chadhansen5057 7 месяцев назад +6

      Bro wips out celery and cabbage mid conversation and gets bear scratch marks for Jre shit was hilarious

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@chadhansen5057 I love that what you said isn't an exaggeration lmao

    • @sugaring3921
      @sugaring3921 7 месяцев назад +2

      In any interview I have ever seen him in tbh😂

  • @MinDefect
    @MinDefect 7 месяцев назад +51

    “I just want a T bone steak, I don’t wanna walk home like an autistic kid fell in a cob of corn”🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tnt01
      @tnt01 4 месяца назад

      😂

  • @TheyCallMeBamf
    @TheyCallMeBamf 7 месяцев назад +13

    Harland is the king of looking at the camera and making it funny.
    “Wanna go for a snow cone later?”
    Almost pissed myself

  • @jcs192
    @jcs192 7 месяцев назад +88

    Harland is a true professional. He was able to get her to follow his humor and play along, which I didn’t think would happen.

    • @EsperLeon730
      @EsperLeon730 7 месяцев назад +12

      She's pretty good too, gotta give her due props aswell as a host and ability to know what and how to deal with all these diff Personalities in the set situation too

    • @YouTubeGalPal
      @YouTubeGalPal 7 месяцев назад

      Absolutely! ​@@EsperLeon730

    • @splashyt3820
      @splashyt3820 7 месяцев назад +1

      He also got a little more serious to where u know when he isn’t messing with u for once.

    • @cindyo6298
      @cindyo6298 7 месяцев назад

      Shes not retarded, guy

  • @mollymace6049
    @mollymace6049 7 месяцев назад +56

    Harland himself is surprised and amazed by some of his responses 😂😂

  • @stigmajosh
    @stigmajosh 7 месяцев назад +56

    I knew this date would go off the rails in the most hilarious way. Harland has to be one of the most naturally funny humans on Earth.

  • @fukuuu
    @fukuuu 7 месяцев назад +12

    "Love is the most powerful force in the universe. - Harland Williams. Well said and absolutely true! You know das right!

  • @MrWrathhammer
    @MrWrathhammer 7 месяцев назад +19

    Man do I miss the wackiness and charm of Harland Williams, He is back! And he is better then ever! No one can short circuit a brain better and Lauren got a taste hahahaha. Like trying a new dish for the first time with flavors she never experienced before, Experiencing a whole spectrum of emotions in a combo she hasn't experienced before. This episode is GOLD!

  • @jenniferbell5070
    @jenniferbell5070 7 месяцев назад +24

    48:31 "If you could just hold still a second there Parkinsons" "you're the breast" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @talesfromaprofessionalnerd
    @talesfromaprofessionalnerd 7 месяцев назад +54

    "Rub it on the crow and let's fly!"
    Funniest episode in a long while!

  • @3K4peikos
    @3K4peikos 7 месяцев назад +82

    What a brilliant point about paying on the frst date.

    • @walterroux291
      @walterroux291 7 месяцев назад +14

      The sincerity stood out amongs all the rest of the comedy.

    • @larzpric377
      @larzpric377 7 месяцев назад

      yeah it was! lauren to be like “if i pay im pegging him that night” shes not understanding its just the offer we want. and that no man would actually let a woman pay but they def appreciate an offer! harland is the man

    • @carsonwentz8301
      @carsonwentz8301 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's great if the woman pays secretly.
      But the man should never hope for it, ask for it, expect it, or even give her a chance to pay.
      That's why Harland is old and single

    • @gandalfnooo2743
      @gandalfnooo2743 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@carsonwentz8301 lol you're sooo mad nd i love it

    • @ryanclark5254
      @ryanclark5254 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@carsonwentz8301you scared to find out none of them were into you?

  • @ARDreamy
    @ARDreamy 7 месяцев назад +21

    “You’re the breast.” Lol. My new celebrity crush.

  • @MikedUp-Podcast
    @MikedUp-Podcast 7 месяцев назад +11

    "John Deere Manure Spreader because I like to get shit done." LMAOOO

  • @deecocoa
    @deecocoa 7 месяцев назад +43

    This podcast is actually growing on me! So many great guests recently and Lauren is getting better at playing along with the unique vibes each different guest brings.

    • @EsperLeon730
      @EsperLeon730 7 месяцев назад +1

      Pauly Shore one was good

  • @PeterChowchow
    @PeterChowchow 7 месяцев назад +189

    HARLAND DESERVES A MORE REVEALING SHIRT! I’m sad, if anyone deserves to see those fun bags a bit , it’s Harland .

    • @beastieboy3455
      @beastieboy3455 7 месяцев назад +14

      He don’t give a fuck at all

    • @chrisscornerx3
      @chrisscornerx3 7 месяцев назад +4

      I shared the same sentiment. It appeared to be somewhat disrespectful. It would be more appropriate to allow the girls their freedom.

    • @drewcookies
      @drewcookies 7 месяцев назад +26

      True he does have a nice chest

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 7 месяцев назад +3

      What the fuck kind of comment is this 😂😂😂😂

    • @VFL0519
      @VFL0519 7 месяцев назад +1

      Those ole flop sacks 😂

  • @dustinmurphy82
    @dustinmurphy82 7 месяцев назад +100

    “It’s Itchy? Well….” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @badabing7044
      @badabing7044 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yep 😂😂

    • @Brutale587
      @Brutale587 7 месяцев назад +1

      I don't get it. Well what

    • @38brikmedia
      @38brikmedia 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@Brutale587”take it off”

    • @nxcess9046
      @nxcess9046 7 месяцев назад +1

      Was waiting for a 'they make a cream for that sister'

  • @Currdog
    @Currdog 7 месяцев назад +47

    Calling cheating a mistake... Someone has been caught before

  • @ptptpt123
    @ptptpt123 7 месяцев назад +19

    Look out Tom Segura, Harland here might take away your sidechick.

  • @meghanxox
    @meghanxox 7 месяцев назад +40

    I am laughing out loud maybe a bit too much in an airport terminal 😂 these are the best!

    • @joshbarnes225
      @joshbarnes225 7 месяцев назад +4

      Harland is awesome! And Lauren is keeping up. Great Banter!

    • @Nickdaily
      @Nickdaily 7 месяцев назад

      You're the breast!

  • @nickoxley3945
    @nickoxley3945 7 месяцев назад +39

    The joke about harland doing it doggystyle. The girl was so into it she jumped 7 feet in the air and caught a frisbee. Lmao this dude doesnt miss.

  • @vipersniper191
    @vipersniper191 7 месяцев назад +37

    Him randomly saying " _your wiiiife_ 😉 " as an answer got progressively more hilarious.
    The last one at 38:37 destroyed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @greencoffee76
    @greencoffee76 7 месяцев назад +17

    Not even a minute in.
    Harland: Love your nails, are those the white frosted tips? Unbelieva-blow.
    Lauren: ThAaNk Yewwww!!

  • @lojones1636
    @lojones1636 2 месяца назад +1

    48:36 i never knew harland was a bar pickup artist from 2006 😂

  • @alexspence9022
    @alexspence9022 7 месяцев назад +57

    That "My Left Foot" reference was phenomenal 😂

  • @TransformXRED
    @TransformXRED 7 месяцев назад +18

    We need more people like Harland. Open and Kind.
    His responses were great, because they were.... "normal". Normality is too rare in this day and age.
    Imagine stop seeing someone because the person wants you to threat them like a human. Respect and decency.
    Exploiting people's feelings for monetary gains is sick.

  • @InspectorButters4
    @InspectorButters4 7 месяцев назад +93

    Harlands take on paying for dinner on a first date is so spot on.... I have zero issue paying and do 99.9% of the time, but when my girl randomly pays for something, even if its as simple as a drinks or some hot dogs its like damn..... thanks babe!! Its a nice surprise but def not expected. Lauren is psycho tho, there is absolutely no pegging going down, I dgaf how nice that dinner was 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yea but why say no pegging? It makes me think that you went out of your to clarify and that is pretty sus my dude. 🤔

    • @InspectorButters4
      @InspectorButters4 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@sentientcardboarddumpster7900Lmao, kinda felt like I needed to clarify that bc Lauren was SO dead set on if she pays then her man is getting his butt stuffed, and violently too!! We saw her crazy side come out, and it wasnt very Princess like 🤣

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 7 месяцев назад

      @@InspectorButters4 does that mean she let's them violently stuff her butt when they pay for her? Lmao

    • @carsonwentz8301
      @carsonwentz8301 7 месяцев назад

      Have fun being single

    • @AlecBurriss
      @AlecBurriss 7 месяцев назад

      Kinda weird take from Lauren cause if you flipped it and a dude was saying “I paid for dinner now we gotta fuck” it would be rapey af

  • @ivapeshoreline181
    @ivapeshoreline181 7 месяцев назад +5

    The "theres a lot of fat girls" followed by the sudden Omaha Steaks ad placement was FUCKED and you made me laugh so hard I choked. hahahahah

  • @krenwregget7667
    @krenwregget7667 7 месяцев назад +12

    ok, Harland Williams just made the Mt. Rushmore of all time greatest podcast guests.

  • @freckled_linny
    @freckled_linny 7 месяцев назад +46

    “Who Pays for Dates?”
    Wow… Harland comes back with that incredibly eloquent & honest answer. That any truly compassionate person (regardless of status / financial position in a relationship) absolutely would agree with…!
    To reply with “I would never pay for the date NOR offer to pay…. Because I am a princess & only want to be treated like a “princess”.
    I was cringing on behalf of a complete stranger the entire time lol 🫣😬
    As a woman - In regards to that Topic of Discussion …
    We don’t claim her! 🙅🏼‍♀️ lol

    • @carsonwentz8301
      @carsonwentz8301 7 месяцев назад +3

      As a man I claim her.

    • @freckled_linny
      @freckled_linny 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@carsonwentz8301 lol! Make Sure to Wish Her a “Good Morning Julia” When Asking Her to Go “Full Trottle” 😏
      👊👖

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 7 месяцев назад +1

      It's not like she's putting out any other type of energy. The dudes who go for it should know from the first second what's up. I wouldn't do it but I'm also not going to say the man deserves sympathy.

    • @barlow2377
      @barlow2377 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @cliftonbrown4051
      @cliftonbrown4051 7 месяцев назад +1

      Your first paragraph was amazing. I agreed completely throughout these statements.

  • @Cryptowill821
    @Cryptowill821 7 месяцев назад +24

    what he said about generosity was so spot on… Lauren needed that tip

  • @Myndrunner411
    @Myndrunner411 7 месяцев назад +26

    When Harland breaks the 4th wall after his jokes has me dying! 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @jpii8468
    @jpii8468 7 месяцев назад +28

    My wife and I met when I had just turned 21 and was broke as hell. The first time she came over, I had condiments and beer in the fridge. The second time she came over, she had two bags of groceries in her arms.
    We'll hit 29yrs together in September, and she got to retire before 40. Women that put their men first unlock a man's greatness, and reap all the rewards (too many women nowadays are so selfish that they think "there's no good men anymore").

  • @johnsoutullo8329
    @johnsoutullo8329 7 месяцев назад +20

    I think Harland got her juices flowing 😂

  • @deang8910
    @deang8910 7 месяцев назад +12

    Definitely the best episode I’ve seen of this show. Couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @InspectorButters4
    @InspectorButters4 7 месяцев назад +12

    @ 49:12 Harland saying "your wifes house" with that look on his face just made me choke on my lunch 🤣 Harland had Lauren all kinds of messed up throughout this ep lol, that was easily the best First Date of all time

  • @jeffc5202
    @jeffc5202 7 месяцев назад +16

    "What's up player?" @ Terry Black. Lol

  • @SativahBelievah1348
    @SativahBelievah1348 7 месяцев назад +4

    Truly my favorite guest so far.. i knew it would be off the wall and goofy, but he also just exudes this aura of wisdom and peacefulness. I love Harland so much. I can tell this had to be edited a bunch cuz she didnt know how to keep it with this goofball.

  • @chandlerworre3132
    @chandlerworre3132 7 месяцев назад +15

    “Wait your boyfriend doesn’t know karate or anything does he?”
    “No.”
    “He will.”

  • @robertcastillo9754
    @robertcastillo9754 7 месяцев назад +25

    MAJOR RED FLAG on Lauren for the paying dinner subject. I don’t understand how that really got to her. He’s just saying that it’s a mighty good gesture. Sometimes the ladies take advantage of a dinner first date , so if the connection isn’t there… split bill baby!

  • @kirkvilla9781
    @kirkvilla9781 7 месяцев назад +21

    I'm not huge fan of this show personally but this He killed it lmfao. 😂

  • @PhilARobertson
    @PhilARobertson 7 месяцев назад +44

    Harland Williams is a national treasure!!

  • @Scottyboyhvacdude
    @Scottyboyhvacdude 7 месяцев назад +16

    Im legitimately upset she didnt get dolled up for Harland😂

    • @jamesgerard9330
      @jamesgerard9330 6 месяцев назад

      she's probably glad she didn't cuz of the whole offering to pay thing made her nipples implode anyway.

  • @HXLIASMR
    @HXLIASMR 7 месяцев назад +21

    If this was a real first date, she’s 100% going to Harlands place for a “night cap”

  • @JakeUnderstands
    @JakeUnderstands 7 месяцев назад +13

    "what's your type"
    "150 words per minute"
    Genius

  • @john2843
    @john2843 7 месяцев назад +81

    The crow bit killed me💀😂

  • @rhenjacobs4223
    @rhenjacobs4223 7 месяцев назад +95

    When Harlan gets serious and actually answers.

    • @EsperLeon730
      @EsperLeon730 7 месяцев назад +14

      yeh you an tell He's actually very deep but saves it for certian moments or people he deems worth it or wont play into or let him do his schtick and break down his comedy wall. Bill Burr on His show was one of my more faves.

    • @SamiJuntunen1
      @SamiJuntunen1 7 месяцев назад +2

      "What is the sweetest thing you have ever done" Oh man I was waiting for "I paid for a dinner once"

  • @tylercantwell6322
    @tylercantwell6322 7 месяцев назад +12

    Harland is undefeated

  • @mdimo77
    @mdimo77 7 месяцев назад +19

    "Garlic bread eyes"

  • @ricardonieves2543
    @ricardonieves2543 7 месяцев назад +107

    I ain’t Eva gunna stop watching Harland Williams on these podcast man

    • @elijahdrake9113
      @elijahdrake9113 7 месяцев назад +11

      I AINT EVA GONNA STOP

    • @rickybobby3746
      @rickybobby3746 7 месяцев назад +4

      Neva gonna stop!!!!!!!!

    • @ernestoa.3523
      @ernestoa.3523 7 месяцев назад +2

      LOCK HIM UP, THROW AWAY THE KEY 😂

    • @willpowerfpv3246
      @willpowerfpv3246 7 месяцев назад +6

      No seriously, why the F would you say THAT!?!?!

    • @ernestoa.3523
      @ernestoa.3523 7 месяцев назад

      @@willpowerfpv3246 what?

  • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
    @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI 7 месяцев назад +14

    35:40 rub it on the crow and lets fly argghhh! 😂😂😂

  • @jessicaselfridge2599
    @jessicaselfridge2599 7 месяцев назад +158

    Lauren’s Red Flag is clearly thinking men should pay for everything. Yikes.

    • @ryanirving3388
      @ryanirving3388 7 месяцев назад +1

      She's not wrong.

    • @dannydabberino8145
      @dannydabberino8145 7 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@ryanirving3388Cough coughsimp! cough. Ahem... Pardon

    • @ryanirving3388
      @ryanirving3388 7 месяцев назад

      @dannydabberino8145 simp? You clearly don't know me lol
      Even if I were a simp, doesn't change the fact she's not wrong.
      I as a man would never let a woman pay for me for anything...ever. If that's not apart of your code as a man, that's fine but I reject it 100% that shit is as pathetic as men living in a woman's house splitting bills with her.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@ryanirving3388They don't get to pick and choose when we're equals. There are no feminist in fires and onboard a sinking ship.

    • @timothyhenderson2223
      @timothyhenderson2223 7 месяцев назад

      true story.

  • @blackbeard6099
    @blackbeard6099 7 месяцев назад +25

    She low-key got mad when he didn't simp as much as she expected and try to mock him and go under his skin and it backfired and she got frustrated and tries to laugh It Off, much Respect to Harland Williams 🍻

  • @galapalafala
    @galapalafala 7 месяцев назад +4

    Made the mistake of watching this before going to bed and now wide awake from laughing hysterically.

  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction 7 месяцев назад +35

    Wanna go for a snowcone later?

  • @beastieboy3455
    @beastieboy3455 7 месяцев назад +23

    I never listen to this but harland be spittin game like fucking crazy

  • @NightNurse3711
    @NightNurse3711 7 месяцев назад +37

    Harlands rizz is next level

  • @Vinnie2075
    @Vinnie2075 7 месяцев назад +8

    Lauren handled Harland much better than Rogan did. Great banter. The way it should be done. Awesome and very entertaining you two

  • @DicateauxStudio
    @DicateauxStudio 7 месяцев назад +9

    i would normally never watch this, but harland is a legend

  • @NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE
    @NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE 7 месяцев назад +13

    Harland Williams is the man!! A true legend who deserves a long episode like this

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'll be honest, I forgot who he was when I read the name. After watching this episode though, I will never forget that guys name again. His jokes are so damn punchy, its insane! This guys GREAT!!!!!